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COMPO GIVES A LOUD, DRAWN-OUT YAWN
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I could murder an ice cream.
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NOW he tells us!
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It's only just happened now.
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Superb timing(!)
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I bet you were always late
for work...about 40 years late.
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It was me back.
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Ugh! There's a creepie-crawlie
on me cap!
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You come all this way
and there's a creepie-crawlie on your cap! So what?
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So how did it know
we were going to be here?
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If you were looking for someone's
cap, would YOU come out here?
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I wouldn't come out here
looking for an ice-cream either(!)
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SLURP!
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SLURPING
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Ice-cream's not what it used to be.
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It's noisier, I'll give you that.
He does ice-cream in stereo.
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That bit down your jumper
looks just like it used to be.
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Oh, modern ice-cream's all right
for getting down yer jumper, but was it worth rowing back for?
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You DIDN'T row, you idle monkey!
You just played Captain Birdseye!
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SOMEONE had to be on the poopdeck.
Norm,
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why do they call it the poopdeck?
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It's where they exercised the dog.
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On the right deck then, wasn't he?
Tha's touchy cos I didn't row.
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I WOULD have rowed, but I've got
this terrible back... Awrghh!
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And an even more alarming front(!)
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It's a cross I've had to bear -
no heavy work of any kind.
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But you keep remarkably cheerful.
I do me best.
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I've seen you lifting Nora Batty.
Funny you should say that.
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There's a knack to lifting Nora,
and I suffer for it afterwards.
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She hits you with a bucket.
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Who's paying!?
Not me - I've got this back.
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OH, this back, this back!
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..The silly thing is,
I took all my pound coins out last night for polishing.
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And I've forgotten to, em...
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I'll pay. It's easier than trying
to come up with excuses more ingenious than that.
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You give in too easily.
Me nerve goes. THEIRS doesn't!
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I'm just a civilian at hanging on
to money. Seymour's a samurai.
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What about short-and-shapeless?
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He never has any money. Is he
surprised? I think so, sometimes.
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You have to admire the way he's led
such a worthless life on no income.
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It's encouraging.
It shows that poverty can be within everybody's reach.
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Where does it hurt?
It's agony. Agony, agony, agony.
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WHERE is it agony? Funnily enough,
just where some great long prong keeps prodding it (!)
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It's only a layman's opinion -
a highly-qualified layman - but you need some support.
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What about 50 pound a week?
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A LUMBAR support. Hey up, I'm not
getting lumbered with a support!
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Hey! We're a cafe, not a clinic.
Out!
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Hey up, it's the Dolly Sisters!
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If you could bottle expressions
like that, it'd cure warts.
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I'll kill him!
We all feel like that sometimes.
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I feel like that ALL the time!
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What's up?
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She's weak from pure nastiness.
It's her husband. It usually is.
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She's just been told that's he's
been seen out cycling - with Marina!
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I'll KILL him!
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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That I'll kill him!?
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No, no, not that -
cycling with Marina.
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Have you seen her!?
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She looks like a badly spray-painted
bird's nest!
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Come now, ladies!
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Some harmless exercise on a bike
isn't the end of the world.
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Common interest in the countryside.
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Is a husband to be banned from
all other female companionship?
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What's the harm in a little
extra-marital jaunt on a bicycle?
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Out! I haven't finished my bun!
It's not a good time to finish your bun!
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You great reckless gubbins!
I've never seen anything so brave!
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Not just ANY three, but THEM three!
Makes you proud to be British.
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All I said... We know what you said.
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A female posse, getting ready
to gun down an outlaw husband.
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Seymour rides up, opens his big gob,
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and starts contradicting not only
Pearl, not only Ivy, but BOTH of them PLUS NORA BATTY!
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WHO did! Randolph Scott.
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Well done, Randy. Well done, son.
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CREA-EAK!
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It's here somewhere...
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The ice cream needs the return
of the salesman on the bicycle.
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Remember? They had the human touch.
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They used to have a little notice -
"Stop Me And Buy One".
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I could never afford one. Awww (!)
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With the beer and the fags, there
was nowt left for non-essentials.
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The only time I tried to stop one,
he knocked me over and fetched all the skin off me knees.
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"Damn kid!", he said, swinging
wildly with his "human touch"!
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Not a bad way to start a business.
Low outlay, very few overheads.
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Pedalling a great box of ice-cream!
It's too hilly round 'ere.
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Not with proper gears. Be no good
for my back. Ooohh, my back, arrgh!
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Please! Leave the technology to me.
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Ah! Your back trouble days
are over...thanks to...
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THIS !
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What IS it? I don't know,
but I wouldn't like to take one three times a day after meals.
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Don't laugh. I know it LOOKS
like a bit of old rubber. People always said that.
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I know!
It used to be a rubber duck.
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It DIDN'T used to be
a rubber duck! You're looking at Utterthwaite's Patent Back Support.
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Worn discreetly under the garments,
it guarantees hours of relief.
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It's just a bit of old rubber!
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Just what you've always wanted
hidden discreetly under your clothes - a bit of old rubber.
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It's perfectly sound in principle!
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I don't care what the conservative
fools at the Royal College said.
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Pop up to the bedroom and slip this
round your waist? You what!?
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Go on.
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OK.
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Boys, pour yourselves a cuppa
while I slip into me rubber duck.
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Would you say your Howard
was a man of...(powerful appetite)?
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He goes ape for jam roly-poly.
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It's like something primeval.
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On honeymoon, he came up to me,
grinning sheepishly, and showed me this picture in a book.
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Jam roly-poly!
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Made me promise
I'D do it like that.
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Pearl, how are you and Howard
when it comes to...
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("relations")?
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He can't stand my family
and I can't stick his.
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Oh, he's not big magic hormone-wise
if that's what you're wondering.
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I'm glad to hear that. A marriage
stands a chance if it's built on a sound basis of unexcitement.
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He's unexciting. I'll give him that.
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The men round here generally are.
We've got a lot to be thankful for.
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So what are you worried for?
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I want him unexciting with ME,
not someone else!
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How long are you gonna polish
that same bit!? There's fly muck on it.
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Stuck on wi' superglue (?)
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Sun-baked fly muck is tough stuff.
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Shut up, Milburn!
We don't want the entire recipe.
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Did you see that?
What's he up to?
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Probably nothing. Train 'em right
and they automatically feel guilty.
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But it doesn't do to let 'em
get away with anything. It doesn't do to let 'em away with ANYTHING.
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One man, a bicycle,
a boxful of ice-cream - we could be in business.
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These are VERY low overheads. Hmm.
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It's like wearing a woman's corset!
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When did YOU last wear a woman's
corset!? Never mind that!
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What good is this!? None, till
we've inflated it. INFLATED it!?
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Hey up! No, no, no...!
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Whereupon it will begin to exert
a gentle, soothing pressure.
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Where's your valve?
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Pardon...? I can't inflate it
till you find me the valve. Oh.
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I'll 'ave a look.
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I've lost my valve. Did you have it
when you came in? Heck, I hope so!
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Oh, find his valve, Clegg.
B-b-but... Can't we draw lots?
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No, we can't! I'm on the pump,
you find his valve.
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Norman, whatever happens, don't
get this wrong! I don't intend to!
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I'm waiting. What's it look like?
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A little wiggly thing.
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Did you want me?
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You'll wear that car away.
I'm just washing it.
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Again!
I like a clean car.
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Sit down for two minutes.
The car won't go running out to roll in some dirt.
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What did you want me for?
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I thought we'd go for a ride.
Maybe take a picnic.
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Of course, let's call it off
if it's going to dangerously over-stimulate you (!)
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No, I'd like to go for a ride.
Ohh...
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A nice long ride in the country.
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We could listen for that valve
slapping. Tell me if it sounds to you like a valve slapping.
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No, he shouldn't be bulging THERE.
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What's he bulging there for?
Maybe it's those "low overheads" you were on about.
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I've lost the crease
from my trousers!
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It's back-to-front. Oh...
Not to speak of upside down. Go and change.
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PHWEE-EE-EE-PHRRPPP!
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ROADHOG !
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I can't walk to town like this!
I feel like me belly's been permed!
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I'm getting us a lift, aren't I !?
Oh, I saw thee (!) Great stuff (!)
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How's your back? Terrific.
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It's the rest of me that's numb.
The scruffier they are, the more they complain!
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He's just seeking attention.
I feel a right Daphne. Wait till you start getting whistled at.
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Hello, Uncle Seymour.
Glenda! Barry. You're going our way.
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We're going the OTHER way.
For a picnic.
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Well, mustn't delay you. We just
need a swift lift to your father's.
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He's doing a little job for us.
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But they're going the wrong way.
Of course they are! Back to town is no good for a picnic.
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PHWEE-EE-EE
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PHRR-RR-RRP
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PHRRP !
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Told you it wouldn't take a minute.
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PHWEE-RRR-P !
Off you go.
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Have a nice picnic.
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Can you hear that valve slap?
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I don't want to hear another thing!
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Highly musical, weren't we!?
It's not MY fault! I think I've sprung a leak.
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Sure you weren't seeking attention?
Cos you certainly had MINE.
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What's he gawping at!?
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Probably trying to figure out
if you're new or just a remould.
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I say, Wesley!
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Well done!
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YES !
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We like it! Best I could do
at short notice. It's very good.
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Very good!
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It's geared right? Very light.
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You said very light. You've got it.
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A little light doesn't come on!
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It's not a working fridge. What do
you want - bathroom en suite (!?)
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It LOOKS like a fridge. It'll make
people think of delicious ice-cream. We can bung a few ice-cubes in.
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"We"...? Well, yes. I've always
seen this as a team enterprise.
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Stop Me And Buy Ones were like
Spitfire pilots - they went solo.
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Yes, but they needed some back-up.
Oh, that's right down your alley - putting peoples' backs up.
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We can be his ground crew.
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Not only a rubber duck,
you've got a ground crew!
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Why ME !?
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What gratitude. You mend someone's
back, you'd think... PHWEE-EE !
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I'm taking it off! Ohhh! Ohhh!
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Attention seeker!
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SQUEAK OF BICYCLE
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The thing is to go where
the ice-cream vans never travel,
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where people think they're beyond
the reach of ice-cream. Suddenly, out of the sun, comes...
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Waferman!
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It's a bit heavy, this machine.
Sit back, then. Firm as a rock.
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Oh, so you'll be selling rock, with
your name all the way through it.
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00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,900
How do you spell "pillock"?
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Rock... That may not be a bad idea!
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Bog off! Why not tie
a bag of coal round me neck!? I can flog a few Sunbrite Nuts (!)
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N-o-o... You'd leave
black thumbprints on everything. Might be worth a try in winter...
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Door-to-door delivery,
no quantity too small.
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It's a social service, really.
We may get a Council grant.
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Never gave me one
for my Meals on Wheels.
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Thirty waitresses on roller skates.
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It's so light
a child could ride it. You'd better find a child, then.
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That's it,
throw away all that commission!
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Commission!?
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SQUEA-EA-EAK
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Oh!
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00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,400
There!
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Customers already,
down by the picnic site, waiting for cool, refreshing ice-cream.
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What's all this...? Your uniform.
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WOW (!) A frozen uniform!
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Nobody said owt about a uniform.
Thought we'd surprise you.
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Yes, I think it'll surprise you.
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Where the hell did you get THIS !?
It was too small for Crusher. You can keep it.
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I don't WANT it! If you pick over
every little fault... "LITTLE"!?
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What's little about THIS !?
Just adjust your money bag. It'll pull things in a bit.
225
00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:03,080
You look like a specialist
in mountain warfare.
226
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:06,120
No need to salute.
227
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:11,380
Remove that thing from his head.
"Thing"!? My favourite headgear!
228
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:13,820
You need something smarter.
229
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,600
I bet I look a right twit!
What gives you that idea (?)
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00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,580
Get on the bike.
231
00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:31,520
Put up the umbrella, Clegg.
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00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:40,160
Just one last little item.
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Say "ah". Ah...
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00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:53,160
What IS it? It's to attract
customers. It's a wild-duck call, but it'll attract the customers.
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QWAR-
RRR - RKK !
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00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,440
Can I give some advice? QWARK.
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00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:11,300
Well, the thing about selling
to wild ducks...
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QWARK QWARKS !?
239
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:21,980
You've got to make sure
that they've got the right change.
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00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:24,960
QWARRR-
RRKKK !
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00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,160
Let's get on with it. QWRK !
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00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:34,740
Are you ready? QWRK.
Then go sell ice-cream!
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TA-RA-QWARRKK !
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00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:47,480
I bet his saddle's getting warm.
245
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,840
Wouldn't hot chestnuts be better?
246
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,240
He'll give up in a minute.
He's got no staying power.
247
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:11,500
This bike's moved about 20 yards
and I've pedalled about 3 miles!
248
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:18,980
She's geared a trifle light.
I'm not flying down that hill till I'm sure the brakes are OK.
249
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:25,520
Very sensible. Why not coast down
a short way and check them? I will.
250
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:31,640
Is your saddle warm? Warm!? I just
hope my Y-fronts don't catch fire!
251
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:36,840
Well, are you ready to bring
ice-cream to this rural vastness?
252
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TA-RA-QWARK !
253
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:54,880
He's a game little beggar.
He'll do anything for me, you know.
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00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:01,120
He's got what every decent
Englishman has deep down -
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00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:05,800
a little, sacred flame
of pure stupidity.
256
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:09,800
Very useful to me, a gift like that.
257
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,540
Do you think his brakes are OK ?
258
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:23,920
Of course!
I wouldn't let him go if I wasn't confident his brakes were all right.
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QWARK !
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00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:45,780
QWAA-AARR-AARRKKK...!!
261
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,920
Tell me more
about Nature, Howard.
262
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:10,000
I think it's nice the way
you're really interested in Nature.
263
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,800
Not everyone would believe
that's why we come here.
264
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:22,000
On the other hand, why else
would a girl put all her make-up on,
265
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:27,200
never mind her false eyelashes...
and her best blouse...?
266
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:32,920
Pearl's been a good wife
in many ways. I can think of several.
267
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,160
Well, a few, anyway.
268
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,340
But she's never really been
ecstatic about Nature.
269
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:44,580
Fancy (!)
270
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:49,400
She'd never compose poetry
to a vegetable.
271
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,340
You're on your own
with poetry for vegetables. Right?
272
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,360
You learn to make allowances...
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00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,740
APPROACHING:
QWARK !
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00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:06,780
What was that...?
Just a duck, my love.
275
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:09,200
Funny fizzing duck...!
276
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,720
A WILD duck, my love.
277
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,560
WOW ! How wild can you get!?
278
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:26,560
Anyone for a Raspberry Ripple?
279
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:33,280
Hey up, Pearl's looking for thee.
280
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Pearl...!!
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QWA-ARRKKK !
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