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Could anyone look at that view
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without asking, "Is there
a power behind the universe?"
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But why does He always put His boot
through all my endeavours?
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Is it because I don't have a beard?
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Historically, most of
His favourites had a beard.
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Gladwin Allsop's missus
has a beard.
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SHE isn't one of His favourites.
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I don't think she's even one
of Gladwin Allsop's favourites.
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Right, thank you.
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You see? Just leave it to Seymour.
Little legs feeling better now?
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That lift wasn't up to much.
Your legs aren't up to much.
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Who does he remind you of,
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from the back? I don't know
anybody from the back.
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They usually come at you
from the front.
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But I HAVE led
a fairly unadventurous life.
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When I say fairly, I mean totally.
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Randolph Scott. What?
Randolph Scott.
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Seymour reminds you of
Randolph Scott? Only from the back.
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How much do you know
about wild flowers?
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There were those twins
who became hairdressers. Do you know their NAMES?
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They were called
Terence and Rodney.
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Have you ever seen a cowslip?
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I didn't know cows wore 'em.
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Do YOU keep your eyes open?
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Well, except when I'm driving.
I hate driving.
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I suppose I expect too much. But
I'm just INTERESTED in everything.
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I must know how everything works.
It's why I'm always tinkering with things,
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experimenting.
Rather a burden really...
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the mind ever active.
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People think it must be great
to be exceptionally gifted, but...
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I sometimes get tired of it.
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Who's paying?
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That'll be 60p!
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SIXTY pence?!
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Well, I never did!
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Sixty pence.
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Well, I never do.
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Sixty pence!
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Sixty pence.
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I WAS intending to pay for my own.
That'll be for all three.
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Not only National Assistance -
they're going private!
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Hey up!
Another tulip with a purse!
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Randolph Scott!
He's full of surprises!
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One thing I can't stand to watch
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is people throwing their money
about as if there's no tomorrow!
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Why don't you offer
a little discount for quantity?
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I wonder why it is this place
is the target for every non-spender in the district?
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They come from MILES around.
I'm like a miser's MECCA!
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Seymour, you could be lucky there.
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Ooh!
Drink your tea and shut up!
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SL-U-U-R-R-P!
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Is that shutting up? I've heard
Dyna-Rod do it more delicately!
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Some people have musical lips.
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Do you realise how fortunate it is
that lips are at the front?
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If they were at the back, you'd
never know what you were eating.
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On the other hand,
they'd be ideally placed for kissing goodbye.
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S-L-U-R-P!
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Listen, Gloria!
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It does MY image no good being
seen with a non-ferret person poncing about with a purse!
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What does it do for MY image
being seen with you?!
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Listen!
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Being seen with me could do
a great deal for your macho image,
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if you'd just put that PURSE away!
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Very macho holding hands like that.
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It must be hard work - inventing.
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We shouldn't laugh. It's not easy
being exceptionally gifted.
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Oh, I know.
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Maybe this time he'll come up
with something. Does tha reckon?
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This time it could be different.
That's what I keep telling Nora Batty.
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This could be...
an historical moment.
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Hey...! I tell thee,
I'll try her wi' that!
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It's been a big day for Seymour.
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His mind has been
in a state of creative turmoil ever since he paid for the tea.
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Oh, he gets such BARMY ideas.
To us they may seem barmy ideas...
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To him they are the children
of his fertile imagination.
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It's time he went on the Pill then!
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I've GOT it! It's a winner!
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It's all in here, you know.
A full set of working drawings.
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I wasn't just pacing about there,
I was inventing like crazy! What?
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A modification of the humble purse
which will rid it of all femininity and make it completely MASCULINE!
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A what?
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A really BUTCH purse.
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Have a look in my mail-box.
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See how many people are clamouring
for my correspondence courses.
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Approximately - none!
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Again! Like to keep the peasants
in the dark, do we?
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It makes you wonder
about education.
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Gladwin Allsop, all those years
at night school, and still he gets a wife with a beard.
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BUZZ
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Hey up, Seymour!
Tha's still not talking into that?
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It never opens the door!
I've been ironing the bugs out.
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Why don't he just FORGET it?
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No, if people didn't persevere,
you'd never get such triumphs as...
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the Sinclair electric vehicle
or the Titanic.
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I've programmed it for a new code
word. Just a technical thing.
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The door will spring open -
when I give the command.
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Marjorie.
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Marjorie?!
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Marjorie! Marjorie! Marjorie!
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Marjorie!
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MAR-JOR-IE!
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What's thee doing?
Stop complaining, man!
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Where's tha shoving me? The pantry.
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Suppose he only had a fridge?
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What about the back door?
It's bolted.
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Mind the catch! Mind the catch!
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You must be really proud to have
this role in the new technology.
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Bog off...! Aaagh!
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All right? Yes. From the waist up.
How's your fruit cake?
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That's where the trouble is.
It's that catch.
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BLEEP
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Take a seat, while I get
into something more comfortable.
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That's a hell of a chair
for Randolph Scott.
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No wonder he has
that tight expression.
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Hey up...
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Seymour, why don't tha get
some decent-sized chairs?
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It's expensive equipping a school.
You can't throw good, solid furniture away!
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There's years of life
left in this stuff.
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You'll soon get the hang of it.
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Right. I shall need one of you
to test the trial model of the Utterthwaite Men Only Purse.
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What's tha looking at me for?
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Who do I know who'd be
ideally suited for field testing the Utterthwaite Men Only Purse?
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Bog off.
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Well, if that's "thank you"
in Russian, there's no need.
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I went through the pantry window!
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Not exactly a journey in Space(!)
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There WASN'T much space!
Especially round that window catch.
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You're probably the first man
in orbit round that window catch.
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YOU'RE the one
we have to convince.
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What harm is there
in road-testing a purse? Look...
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We'll put some money in it.
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Ah, well, tha's made me
an offer I can't refuse.
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HAMMERING
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SAWING
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That sounds like some purse.
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BANGING ON METAL
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A really MASCULINE purse!
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What's tha doing, Seymour?
Attaching some straps to the purse.
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Straps? They're probably
to help you hang on to your money.
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Hey up, Norm. Look at this!
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What is it?
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Egg timer?
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"Do not touch".
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'Ear, 'ear.
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No smoking in the laboratory!
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Right! Pay attention!
A few test questions.
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What is it about the pocket purse
which makes it appear feminine? You.
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Don't look at him. Tell ME.
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(Ask him to repeat the question.)
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Sir? Sir, sir, sir, sir. Well?
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He said to ask you
to repeat the question.
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Oh, there's no need
to take the wee-wee.
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Then stop behaving
like a perishin' headmaster!
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I didn't intend to.
Old habits die hard.
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My wife used to say that.
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Looking at me
with a kind of wonder.
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I still say a bloke with a purse
is a right Mildred.
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Right then, little tatty Rambo.
Perhaps you'll tell us why.
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It stands to reason, dunnit?
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Digging your hand in your pocket,
taking out this ladylike purse, dipping your ladylike fingers in...
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One for you...and one for you...
and one for my little dicky friend.
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Get off!
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I tell you what - James Bond
would never have done it.
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He never has the time, does he?
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The way he wears himself out
in the service of his country...
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I hope when he finally packs it in,
somebody gives him a medal.
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That is if he can find anywhere
to hang it.
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It depends where you keep
the purse.
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Wherever, it's STILL ladylike!
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Not if a man keeps it where
one might keep a concealed weapon.
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In the cupboard under the stairs?
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Strapped to the ankle!
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Is that macho enough? Concealed
where Men-Who-Walk-With-Danger always conceal what they value.
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If you Walk-With-Danger, it's just
as well you conceal what you value!
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That's pathetic!
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Why?
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Because I'd be hopping about
like a paralysed penguin!
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You wouldn't NORMALLY
be holding your leg like this!
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You would raise the leg casually,
and with ease - like so...
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Or like so...
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You'll soon get the hang of it.
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I told you
he'd come up with summat weird!
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It's no good! Why not?
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I can't strap it round me welly!
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We'll soon fix that!
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Norman...
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Ah, ha ha...!
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Here...borrow these. Ta, Wall.
They need breaking in, anyway. He'll be careful. It's all right.
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They're not very fast. Leastways,
they've never been very fast for me.
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She catches me every flamin' time.
Can you see her?
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Is she watching?
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All clear, Wally.
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You've got to admire the way
he dares turn his back on her.
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If you see her watching, just nod.
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I could do with a rear view mirror,
but she'd keep polishing it.
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We must be on our way, I'm afraid.
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It must be great being able to go
when you want. It's nowt, Wally.
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We're just testing
Seymour's purse.
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I never get a chance
to do things like that.
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You don't when you're married.
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She gives me security
and full-employment...
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But they've no idea
how a bloke misses sheer stupidity.
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What did they want?
Dozy lot.
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They're just testing
Seymour's new purse.
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Oh, GET inside!
You'll soon be as daft as they are!
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That's the nicest thing, lass,
that you've said to me for ages!
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Get inside!
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A concealed purse round your ankle
is a significant advance in personal security.
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How many pickpockets are you
likely to meet only 9 inches high?
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These boots are a bit tight.
Don't start making difficulties.
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I want you have
a POSITIVE attitude.
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All right, I'm positive
these boots are a bit tight.
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It seems so unfair.
Not only married to Nora Batty, but his boots are too tight.
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Looks like really tough leather.
She does to me.
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BOOTS SQUEAK
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SQUEAK
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Pull the trouser over the purse!
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You can't expose everything.
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Oh-h-h! That's a nice thing to do
on a public path! Hoist them UP!
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Get out!
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Can't you fasten them
more securely than that?!
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They were all right
before you yanked on 'em!
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I promise, I'll NEVER do it again!
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Look at him!
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You'd think there was
a global braces shortage!
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This has sentimental value. It's
a bit of Nora Batty's clothes-line.
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It's a lock of her clothes-line?!
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I was at a loose end,
so I swiped it.
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Pathetic! Did she miss it?
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Did she MISS it?! Anybody'd
think it were gold-plated!
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She came at me with that brush,
sparks flying out of her curlers...
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And all the time I'm thinking -
Oh-h-h-h...Joan Crawford...
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Joan Crawford?! Aye,
she reminds me of Joan Crawford.
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You don't mean Broderick Crawford?
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You'll never know what Nora
does to me. Usually with a brush.
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TAP DANCES 'SQUEAKILY'
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All right! What are we doing?
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You're going to do some shopping
using the Utterthwaite Ankle Purse.
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And I want you to give it
a fair trial!
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Norm, why is he choking me?
It's to do with a fair trial.
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I don't want you pretending
it's difficult. I want you to show how EASY it is.
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When seated, the hand
falls naturally to the purse.
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Or, when standing, one can place
the foot casually on any surface,
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as if tying a shoelace.
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Or, simply raise the foot
backwards to clasp it in one hand,
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and operate the purse
with the other...
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You'll soon get the hang of it.
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SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
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That's exactly what Seymour did!
You must be getting the hang of it!
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Let's begin.
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Who's gonna carry my wellies?
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SQUEAK
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These boots are killing me!
We'll go by bus.
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SQUEAK
Just try to keep them quiet.
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SQUEAK
Don't look. Then people will think he's not with us. Who's "he"?!
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SQUEAK
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SQUEAK
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SQUEAKING
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Tha told me to pay the fare!
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I didn't tell you to bring
your leg up quite so sharply!
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Did you hear the way he squealed?!
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I thought they weren't supposed
to stop in unauthorised places.
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SQUEAKING
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SQUEAK
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I never meant to catch him
in unauthorised places!
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What's up with him?
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His feet are being strangled.
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Pity it's just his feet.
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Ooh...I shall have to sit down.
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Not till you've paid the lady. Eh?
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HEY!
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Get that squeaky boot
off my furniture! I were only...
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What do you think this is?!
Now, 3 teas.
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Aa-aa-agh!
Don't you raise your leg at me!
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OW!
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OUT! OUT! OUT!
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SQUEAK
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SQUEAK
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Listen! I could have sworn
I could hear YOUR boots!
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It's true...!
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I can hear 'em!
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I thought only old men
had squeaky boots.
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I'm only a lad
and I've got squeaky boots!
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SQUEAK
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They ARE!
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They're YOUR boots!
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BOOTS SQUEAK
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What the Dickens is he up to now?!
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MILBURN!
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CROCKERY SMASHES
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Well, maybe the world wasn't ready
for the Really Masculine Purse.
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I'll stick to pockets!
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Other people's. Like at school.
I were only after jelly babies.
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Really masculine jelly babies.
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Of course, I could invent
an electric purse.
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The world's first electric purse!
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Press a button
and out comes the change.
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I've a pair of trousers like that!
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Subtitles by Gillian Spence
BBC - 1987
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