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One to be signed for this morning.
For me?
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I do NOT deliver to wrong addresses.
No offence intended, Rosemary. I've never lost ANY post.
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And I've got the biggest round.
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I believe it.
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I believe it!
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I don't know who she thinks she is,
believing she's got clean steps!
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I'll show her clean steps.
And not just when company's coming!
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PERMANENT clean steps!
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He'll not be up. He was singing when
he came in last night. He's never up early after coming home singing.
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Is he in good health?
You don't think he's dead?
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Nah. He just looks that way.
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Ooh, I dread that happening. I just
know, sooner or later, I'm going to be delivering to somebody dead.
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It's most inconvenient
when you require a signature.
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This'll do it.
It's no good shouting. You can call all day when they're in drink.
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There's summat about the ale
round 'ere.
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Hey up, Nora. Can't tha get
friendly at some decent hour?
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What made you think I'm friendly?
There's a parcel you've to sign for.
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Her?! I'm not signing for anything
that size! Get your body down here!
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Is that a Post Office uniform?
YES, it is!
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Weren't there any vacancies
in the S.S.?
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I've never seen a parcel for him
before. I expect it's a mistake.
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Then it's on the part
of the sender.
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Final demands
are more usual for him.
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Oh, get something on!
Give us a kiss. Away!
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A parcel for me? Sign there.
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No freeborn Englishwoman should be
obliged to hand deliver into THAT.
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It's from Foggy. Oh?
It's a decorated egg.
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That's nice. Is it edible?
It's ornamental, you fool!
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- Oh. Ornamental.
- Extremely intricate workmanship.
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- What do you with them?
- Nothing! They're for display!
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Oh. Display. Foggy made it himself.
Laid another egg, has he? I can't say I'm surprised.
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His uncle left him a decorated egg
business in Bridlington. He's got a stall on the harbour,
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selling decorated eggs to visitors.
No wonder the place is crowded.
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You can't take enough precautions.
They warn you to be careful...
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but how can you avoid some uncle
who's careless enough to die and leave you decorating eggs?
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He says you'll know where to come
then, for your... decorated egg.
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We'll have it there.
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No, not there,
we'll have it there.
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That's a fine buttonhole
you're wearing, Milburn. I wish people wouldn't call me Milburn.
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I was hoping this foliage would give
the place a Palm Court look.
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It's not working, is it?
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Oh, and speaking of not WORKING...
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No shouting, not this morning, Ivy.
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I've got a do-it-yourselfer
building sharp corners in my head. He's been on the beer again.
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I'm having second thoughts
about that, Milburn. We don't really have a Palm Court clientèle, do we?
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It's more your POLICE court.
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When I get married,
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will they still call me Milburn?
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Knocked up at dawn
for a decorated egg.
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I hate being wakened up suddenly.
It's given me headache.
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Oh. I assumed it was all that ale
you shifted last night.
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We had to drink to Wesley's lass's
wedding tomorrow.
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I hope it's not as wet for her
as it was for us last night.
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So this is what Foggy's doing.
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Sitting on Bridlington harbour
decorating eggs.
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What a great big Nelly!
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He's still got his killer instinct.
Where?
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He wants? 3 for each of these. Eh?
Didn't you read the enclosed bill? That wasn't just wrapping paper.
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Three quid?! They're normally? 4.
This is an Introductory Discount.
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The cheeky prawn! What's he after?
The Queen's Award for Overcharging?
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What are we going to do
with a 3 quid decorated egg?
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Wedding presents...
for Wesley's lass!
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Bring it in, Milburn.
We'll take it back.
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Who ordered salad?
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Wesley!
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How's it going there, Wesley?
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Great! Just the odd wrinkle needs
smoothing out. But she's great.
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They built some guts into this model.
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I think she's constipated.
She's good for another 100,000.
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Listen to that!
Sounds like somebody's knuckle.
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That's ALLOY.
There's no rust gets in that.
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Tha'll get no passengers in either.
Not if they've any sense.
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You've never had an ORDINARY car.
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It's always something you've built
out of old railway bridges.
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You've NO mechanical soul. You never
get excited about machinery.
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What about him with his finger
in the mangle? Look at them lines!
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She'll be all shiny tomorrow.
My lass'll ride to church in style.
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You're not driving Glenda to church
in THIS?
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What ELSE would I drive Glenda in?
I've been working on her for MONTHS.
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Yes, I should need persuading too.
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Not Glenda... the car!
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She'd be better off on the bus.
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"The bride," it will announce in the
in the papers, "was driven to church in a post-vintage... cloud of smoke".
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I'll get rid of t'smoke by then.
Don't go away. We've got a couple of wedding presents for Glenda.
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Well, that's right nice
of you, lads. They're not much...
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Well, I thought so, until I saw
your car. Don't give 'em to me. I'm all... confused.
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We'll take 'em to the house!
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Well...!
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It's most kind.
Our Glenda WILL be pleased.
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I hope you haven't invited them.
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You have, haven't you?
You've invited them.
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I'd just like
somebody there I can get ON with! Has that one got a suit?
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'Course he's got a suit!
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I've never seen him in a suit for years.
Have you tried one on lately?
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It were all right last time.
-Your granddad's funeral? That was 12 years ago.
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I don't like wearing suits.
What's this?
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Our Seymour's washing. Take it up to him.
Keep your mucky fingers off!
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You do ALL his washing.
-Me own brother! Have I got to take it now?
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I should think I DO do his washing.
You know his wife left him.
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She left him 20 years ago!
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He's used to having things done
for him is our Seymour.
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He's the brains of the family
is our Seymour.
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Our Seymour! That's all I ever hear
is Our Seymour.
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He's the Brains of the Family
is Our Seymour.
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He's a pillock is our Seymour.
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Who's Seymour?
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Me brother-in-law, that's who.
Oh, you'll LOVE Seymour(!)
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Retired headmaster. Used to run
this little private school.
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Very badly.
He were always borrowing money.
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Some people are always borrowing
money. That's true. Like me.
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I've never borrowed a lot of money.
..Won't say I haven't tried.
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Is he, er... is he highly qualified
then, your Seymour?
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Yes... in not doing his own washing.
How many shirts has he got? One for every day of t'week.
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Me too. This is it.
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He's not coming to wedding in that.
Relax. We'll do him up a bit.
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A bit? Couldn't you try a lot?
What does he do to need all these?
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Perhaps he's a betting man. He gets
on your wick, that's what he does. Him and his brilliant ideas.
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Thinks he's God's gift
to technology. But who ends up doing all the work? Never Seymour.
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Biggest twit since lunch was
invented. Oh, you'll LOVE Seymour.
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Oh, we'll LOVE Seymour!
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Hey up, Wesley!
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What the hell's that?
His old school flag. He always flies it when he's in residence.
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You're looking at the Registered
Office of the Utterthwaite Postal University. Did you hear that, Norm?
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The Utterthwaite Postal University!
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Everybody to attention...
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Salute the flag!
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Look at that.
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"These premises are protected
by patented security devices"?!
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Can't afford a dog.
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Oh, I like that one! That's really
ingenious is that one!
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Don't you drop that washing.
Don't you drop that gate.
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He's usually round t'back.
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Hello... that sounds like his latest.
His Self-Propelled Wheelbarrow.
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Self-propelled wheelbarrow?!
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I'll give thee 6 to 1 this Seymour
turns out to be a right tulip.
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Oh, I hope so. It's ages since
we came across a right tulip.
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Ah ha! Wesley! Can't stop now!
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Why? What have you got against
Seymour Utterthwaite?
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Why must you always be so damned
intractable?!
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I think she's geared a smidgeon high.
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I'm afraid you've caught me
in the middle of things.
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Wouldn't have missed it!
We enjoyed it! Who ARE these people?
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Hey up... These people?!
They talk like that in Harrogate. Have you ever been to Harrogate?
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00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:10,105
It's all right.
They're with me. But are they secure?
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It's ALL RIGHT.
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But will they talk about
what they've seen? Oh, yes, I will!
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A self-propelled wheelbarrow!
You're a real card!
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Repeat after me: I do solemnly
swear... I do solemnly swear.
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I do sullenly swear. Not sullenly!
Solemnly! Solemnly! It's no good!
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I thought he said sullenly.
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They're going to blab. They are.
One thing I LOATHE is a blabber.
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Lord, how I detest chaps
who are sneaks!
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Who's a sneaky little chappie then?
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We came down hard on blabbers
at the Utterthwaite Academy for the Sons of Gentlemen.
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Utterthwaitonians didn't BLAB.
You had to watch what they wrote to parents.
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They used to complain about
food, work. All they wanted to do was to idle their time away.
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But ask them to wallpaper...
Utterthwaitonians didn't wallpaper?
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Yes, but you could see the joins.
I've got trousers like that.
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You've got legs like that.
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I had one in 3B who COULD wallpaper.
And he was Portuguese.
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The Saxons just got smeared in paste.
The boys I've had to have scrubbed!
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Then they'd moan about
the cold water. Fingers quite blue.
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But that never stopped them
scribbling notes to Mummy. Was I supposed to send them to bed sticky?
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They'd all stick together!
Couldn't you invent hot water?
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Have you any idea of heating costs?
No! They hadn't either.
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The senior maths class would do
my quarterly accounts.
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They remained very cool on the brink
of my financial disaster.
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All my life I've been
under-capitalised.
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I know the feeling.
With all these shirts? He's got more shirts than a big launderette.
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Why do you keep looking down?
You'll have us off the road.
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Whatever are you looking for?
Nothing! Well, look for nothing in FRONT!
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Will you stop twisting and turning!
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You're worse than you are in bed!
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Hey, Norm.
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I really tried with that school.
I wanted the place to become one of those gems of our English heritage.
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You've seen them on summer evenings.
Lots of ivy. Vast expanses of manicured lawn...
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Young voices raised in hymns...
drifting through the chapel windows.
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All it wanted was the old pig sties
pulling down. A new roof.
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Trenches
filling in that the army had left.
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The rest was cosmetic.
Where was this place then?
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High on the North Yorkshire Moors.
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Amidst SUPERB natural scenery...
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God, it was so cold.
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It was splendid
for all outdoor activities.
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I ran adventure courses
in roof repairs, digging drains... We were a practical school.
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I wanted the Utterthwaitonian
to be a Good All Rounder.
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All they wanted to do was play
rugby. Have you ever played rugby?
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Ye gods, it's frightening!
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I always came last at rugby.
They used to say that Clegg has no ball control.
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They were never mean about it.
I got to hold their coats.
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I could have gone professional,
holding coats. I've played rugby.
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It shows. Look what it did to him.
Watch it, Elsie!
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But were the parents grateful for
my preserving their sons from rugby?
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Wouldn't you prefer your little man
to be able to replace windows?
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Oh! Can you understand human nature?
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The trouble with human nature is
it's in the hands of so many people.
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So I used to say to my little men.
How old were these little men? I had them till eleven.
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Eleven? What did they do
for the rest of the day? Eleven years of AGE!
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Why don't you look at the view?
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I'm looking at the view.
You're not. I saw you. You weren't looking at the view.
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I didn't realise
it was compulsory. Oh, eat your sandwich!
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Have I put enough chutney in?
Aye. You've put enough chutney in.
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Oh, well, I'm pleased to hear it.
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You used to tell everybody
I never put enough chutney in.
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That was when
we were first married.
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Yes, well... A woman can't easily
forget these things.
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What ARE they doing here?
They came for the ride. We brought your washing.
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No. No need.
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I've fixed it so one can open
the door even with both hands full.
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There's a pedal by your foot.
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Just press the pedal with your foot.
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It was supposed to open
the other way. Oh.
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Come and see the cake.
Mrs Fearnihough's finished it. Did you hear a whistle?
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She's made a beautiful cake.
I wonder if it's a wheel-bearing job.
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She used to do it
professionally.
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Oh, it's you, our Glenda. I thought
it was your father. Hello, Barry. He's come to see the cake.
217
00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:38,864
She's made a beautiful job
of the cake. I told him. She used to do it professionally. I told him.
218
00:25:39,284 --> 00:25:42,363
I wonder if a wheel-bearing's gone.
219
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:48,519
Have you seen your father?
No. He should have been back ages.
220
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:53,559
He'd know, if anybody.
He'll know it when he gets back.
221
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:58,579
He'd know straight away.
Oh, you've got some more presents.
222
00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:04,039
Oh, that's nice. A set of
place mats, and two decorated eggs.
223
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:10,079
Really? Did you hear that, Barry.
That's unusual, decorated eggs.
224
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:15,139
I wanted your father to try on
his suit. Where could he be?
225
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:20,080
I sent him to your Uncle Seymour's
with a bit of washing.
226
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:26,339
Well... what do you think?
She's made a beautiful job of the cake.
227
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:30,820
How long can it take
to go to our Seymour's?
228
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,139
He's a lovely mover, your Seymour.
229
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:47,559
How long has he been, er...?
230
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:52,179
Barmy?
I was going to say inventive.
231
00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:54,980
Barmy's closer.
232
00:26:55,780 --> 00:27:01,599
No! You can't have a whippet!
Maybe it belongs to somebody.
233
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,799
Right out 'ere?
234
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:08,839
Maybe it's a wild whippet.
It's friendlier than you are.
235
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:14,080
You're NOT having a whippet.
You're the wrong age. Now go on!
236
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:16,920
Lose it! Let it go home.
237
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:21,579
I've always had
this restless drive...
238
00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:27,139
..to push beyond the frontiers
of technology.
239
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:30,199
Can't do his own washing,
mind you.
240
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:37,219
From whence does it come
you were about to ask? I wasn't! Hands up them who was about to ask.
241
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:44,819
Sit down, I'm interested.
He's quite strange. How many people say "From whence does it come?"
242
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:50,939
From WHERE does it come, this vital
gene? This FEVER in the blood...
243
00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:54,539
They've all had it. The Greats. Yes.
244
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:59,240
I think tha's had it
with that wheelbarrow, Seymour.
245
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,519
James Watt... George Stephenson...
246
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,480
Porky Earnshaw...
247
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,019
I'm surprised he's got any mates.
248
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:16,960
They's not his mates.
They're dead. Of embarrassment, most likely.
249
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:24,280
He's looking at me, Norm.
Why is he looking at me, Norm?
250
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:36,200
No! No! No!
You're letting it get away with you!
251
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,159
Oh, dammit!
You'd think he could manage it.
252
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,040
There's no-one more perfectly
dressed for a wheelbarrow.
253
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,819
Keep your eyes on the road.
254
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,180
It's not following us.
It's gone home.
255
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:18,339
Where are you going first?
Bradlaw's. To check on the flowers.
256
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:22,679
Ring me if there's any problem.
Then you go home.
257
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:28,659
And make sure
you have a good big tea. You can't drink on an empty stomach.
258
00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:31,719
Do I have to go
to me stag night?
259
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,659
Of course! It's no stag night
if you're not there.
260
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:43,679
I'm not much for going out drinking.
Why can't you and me just go out? Because it's traditional.
261
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:49,759
You have your last bachelor night
with your mates. I haven't got any.
262
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:56,759
I've lost touch with them all.
Oh, there'll be your Uncle Seymour and some of his mates.
263
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,520
We could maybe listen
to that wheel-bearing.
264
00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:15,299
Does he not use a handkerchief?
Don't ask.
265
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,760
'Course I use a handkerchief!
266
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:23,780
I told you he used a handkerchief.
I've always wondered what for.
267
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:40,479
Hello, Uncle Seymour.
You're going to Barry's stag night, aren't you?
268
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:46,419
Great! I haven't had a booze-up
since... Last night. Who's counting?
269
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:49,799
Glenda, it's more a family occasion.
270
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,359
Oh, I agree. One can't invite...
271
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,399
..everybody.
I come from a family too.
272
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,000
You surprise me.
273
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:06,500
Listen, Elsie. Tha's got a lotta
toffee-nosed clack for somebody who's got "Up You" on his cottage.
274
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:11,359
The letters U.P.U. stand for...
Up You.
275
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:18,339
The Utterthwaite Postal University.
A correspondence college. And you've got some slates loose.
276
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:23,819
Well! No Old Utterthwaitonian
can be insulted with such impunity!
277
00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:26,859
I'm not as puny as you may think!
278
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:30,080
Right! Put 'em up.
Right! I will!
279
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:39,479
I don't like violence. I know
people use it to improve the world,
280
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:44,680
but the world would be better
if there WASN'T any violence.
281
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:05,260
Are you finally ready?
I'm ready. I'm READY!!
282
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:08,959
Right! THRASH him, Barry!
283
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,659
ME?!
284
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:15,620
Do you expect a former headmaster
to go brawling in the street?
285
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,100
The chump... champ!
286
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,939
Well... you were somewhat deficient
at the noble art,
287
00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:30,939
but you can still
be an excellent fetcher and carrier.
288
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:36,699
I want you to go to Wesley's garage
and borrow his wondrous socket set.
289
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:41,699
Come on! Quickly...!
And a new gate spring!
290
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:47,019
Phew! I'm in no condition
for a punch-up. You never were.
291
00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:51,559
True. I've been beaten up by real pro's.
-Like who?
292
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,860
Mostly Nora Batty.
293
00:32:54,700 --> 00:33:00,140
What were you doing? Just teaching
the proletariat a few manners.
294
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:05,339
Doesn't he speak nice,
your Uncle Seymour?
295
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:11,799
What's he doing?
He'll never drink from anything until he's checked it.
296
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,859
He's got LOVELY manners,
your Uncle Seymour. TELEPHONE
297
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:21,359
^
Thank you for my washing. It's no bother, love.
298
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,399
My shirts looked marvellous
till Wesley let Compo drop them.
299
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:32,219
Glenda, your father's a GREAT help.
He's very clever with his fingers.
300
00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:35,279
Has he got time
to help you today?
301
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:41,039
Yes. I can't keep him away. We're
a great team. My genius and his...
302
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:46,699
socket set. He's not going anywhere
today with his damned socket set.
303
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:54,060
He's going to stay in that garage,
until he is quite sure that car's fit for his daughter's wedding.
304
00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:00,899
Here's the socket set. You're to see
that Wesley gets it back.
305
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:05,980
Does that include the grease?
Just a minute. I have an idea.
306
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:14,799
I say! You there!
307
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,939
You! Come along then!
308
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:20,999
Smartly! Smartly!
Are we getting the cane?
309
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:28,059
He might give you 100 lines.
Ooh, can I borrow your pen? I need 2 practically minded chaps.
310
00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:35,059
Well, I've practically got a mind
and he's practically got a mind too. I have. I HAVE.
311
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:42,079
And to show you I bear you no grudge
for our recent... misunderstanding, you can help me carry these.
312
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,299
Oh, you can stuff...!
313
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:49,219
I don't know how you can put your
hand near his mouth.
314
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:51,740
Sometimes it's advisable.
315
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:59,780
Wesley says if your patience snaps
and you have to kill him, don't come back without the socket set.
316
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:03,724
Come along now!
Quickly! Quickly!
317
00:35:24,064 --> 00:35:26,124
Does he always have to hang around one?
318
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,824
It gives him a feeling of security
319
00:35:28,824 --> 00:35:31,324
Mind me socket-set.
320
00:35:31,324 --> 00:35:35,084
Why the interest for waking up my trouser leg?
321
00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:36,804
I think he likes you.
322
00:35:37,284 --> 00:35:43,164
I think you wonder, why I don't want you so close beside me.
323
00:35:43,164 --> 00:35:45,644
Because tha think I'm a scruffy little twit.
324
00:35:45,724 --> 00:35:49,084
That's it, good man. Good answer.
325
00:35:50,084 --> 00:36:02,744
Yes, here am I, educated, and you scruffy.
As fine a Example of the proletariat.
326
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:06,364
Hey up, Norm..
As fine an Example..
327
00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:09,684
You like a bit of flattery,.
-I do Norm, I do.
328
00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:16,324
Now, dont think of this as simple snobbery
329
00:36:16,324 --> 00:36:18,324
Noo, its very compicated snobbery
330
00:36:19,864 --> 00:36:24,084
Say what you like about seymore,
He is very democratic.
331
00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:29,724
The door to the University is open to everybody.
whatever the race, breed or colour.
332
00:36:29,724 --> 00:36:38,784
I don't look at a chaps skin
No, show me the colour of his bankstatement..
333
00:36:38,784 --> 00:36:44,564
and I give a decision on the spot.
I even took some poor boys.
334
00:36:44,564 --> 00:36:48,984
Fine chaps.. I fixed them all up wit a lucratife paper round.
335
00:36:48,984 --> 00:36:54,444
No, hand on heart, i have no prejudice against poor boys.
336
00:36:54,444 --> 00:36:57,804
ofcourse poor parents i couldn't abide
337
00:36:57,804 --> 00:37:01,724
Whats this..
Whats this item here..
338
00:37:01,724 --> 00:37:06,124
Medical certainty, sticking plasters,
do they think that grows on trees?
339
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:12,924
they have no idea how the creartive mind boggles.
340
00:37:14,204 --> 00:37:19,084
Do you think he would be offended
if i asked him to walk in front?
341
00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:23,644
I expect so.
-Pity.
342
00:37:23,644 --> 00:37:33,044
I want you to walk in front, 10 paces in front.
correction, 20 paces in front.
343
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:36,244
you know where my place is..
You lead, we'll follow.
344
00:37:36,564 --> 00:37:41,844
Have you thought about a taxi?
-A taxi? My whole life has been financial sacrifice.
345
00:37:41,844 --> 00:37:46,644
I can't afford a taxi.
-Eup, after al that clap, he is just as poor as me.
346
00:37:46,644 --> 00:37:51,324
An Utterthwaitonian laughs at the sorted scramble of money
347
00:37:55,324 --> 00:37:57,684
I shell lead...
- Stand back.
348
00:37:57,684 --> 00:38:04,484
20 paces...
- 20 paces will not save you, messieur.
349
00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:08,844
i am the greatest swardsman in France.
350
00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:15,244
Is anybody looking?
- I shall be destroit socially if Everybody is looking.
351
00:38:17,424 --> 00:38:21,004
I don't care how uncomfortable you feel,
in a place clean and tidy
352
00:38:21,004 --> 00:38:26,444
you are going to sit there and we
are going to have a conversation.
353
00:38:26,444 --> 00:38:32,924
It's a long time since we had one.
I want to talk to you about Barry.
354
00:38:32,924 --> 00:38:39,204
Barry who? You'll be giving your
daughter away to him tomorrow.
355
00:38:39,204 --> 00:38:45,124
Oh, that Barry. What other Barry, you barmpot?
-There must be other Barry's.
356
00:38:45,124 --> 00:38:51,163
Just sit still and listen.
-Aye. That kind of conversation, is it?
357
00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:57,163
Where I sit still and listen?
It's going to be important, this is.
358
00:38:57,164 --> 00:39:02,904
It is important that you and I
have a talk about Barry.
359
00:39:03,524 --> 00:39:09,603
What about Barry?
-You tell me. You must have an impression of him.
360
00:39:09,604 --> 00:39:15,104
You tell me what YOU think
the trouble is with Barry.
361
00:39:18,104 --> 00:39:23,344
I think... t'lad's right.
Probably IS a wheel-bearing.
362
00:39:24,924 --> 00:39:31,264
♪ Oh, my Auntie Nelly's
got a wooden leg, She caught it in the mangle... ♪
363
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:35,823
I don't usually frequent
public transport.
364
00:39:35,824 --> 00:39:41,123
Wesley USUALLY chauffeurs me.
I can USUALLY find him something to do.
365
00:39:41,124 --> 00:39:47,443
He ADORES helping me, you know.
Snag is... he smells of diesel.
366
00:39:47,444 --> 00:39:52,123
Well, they say it's more economical
than petrol.
367
00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:57,104
I don't believe that's the reason.
I blame my sister really. She's a kind creature.
368
00:39:57,104 --> 00:40:03,724
They don't think, you know.
They knew full well I was destined for great things.
369
00:40:03,724 --> 00:40:07,703
You kept telling them.
ALL the time.
370
00:40:07,704 --> 00:40:13,103
But still she marries Wesley.
Don't get me wrong, I like the man.
371
00:40:13,104 --> 00:40:17,023
I could understand her
EMPLOYING him...
372
00:40:17,024 --> 00:40:22,743
She never considered the effect
on the Headmaster's Conference
373
00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:27,763
had it become known that
my brother-in-law reeked of diesel.
374
00:40:27,764 --> 00:40:30,943
Mine smelled of musty hymn-books.
375
00:40:30,944 --> 00:40:36,204
He was superbly adapted
to that decaying chapel.
376
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:42,944
He had a face that really summed up
the decline of Christianity.
377
00:40:56,624 --> 00:40:59,743
Will you look at that clown overthere!
378
00:40:59,744 --> 00:41:07,264
Entrusting his life
on that contraption to one, single, totally inadequate safety device.
379
00:41:10,724 --> 00:41:15,723
I thought you liked Barry. I do.
He's very nice is Barry.
380
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:21,764
But can you see him as executive
material? Well, no. Exactly.
381
00:41:21,904 --> 00:41:28,863
Not without a lot more push.
And more importantly, the influence of the right people.
382
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:34,523
Which is why I've asked our Seymour
to talk to him at the stag night.
383
00:41:34,524 --> 00:41:40,503
That's no problem. It's stopping Seymour having a word.
That's the problem.
384
00:41:40,504 --> 00:41:47,543
It seems to me, very foolhardy
to place so much confidence in this rickety contraption.
385
00:41:47,544 --> 00:41:53,463
What the hell is he doing?
Get him off! You see how nervous you are?
386
00:41:53,464 --> 00:41:57,463
I wasn't till you arrived!
BOG off!
387
00:41:57,464 --> 00:42:05,343
There is no need to take that lower
class attitude. I'm giving you the benefit of my experience in safety.
388
00:42:05,344 --> 00:42:10,383
Take him home!
-I think you're upsetting him, Seymour.
389
00:42:10,384 --> 00:42:15,423
They go some gorgeous colours, angry painters.
-Oh, come on!
390
00:42:15,424 --> 00:42:19,483
I know my duty.
I will NOT stand idly by,
391
00:42:19,484 --> 00:42:26,404
and watch this man place himself
at risk by his overconfidence in such an amateurish device...
392
00:42:27,644 --> 00:42:29,564
..as this.
393
00:42:33,244 --> 00:42:36,344
You see! Exactly as I forecast!
394
00:42:36,444 --> 00:42:39,263
I'll kill him! I'll KILL him!
395
00:42:39,264 --> 00:42:44,224
Don't panic, don't panic.
My people will retrieve it!
396
00:42:44,904 --> 00:42:47,023
My people?!
397
00:42:47,024 --> 00:42:54,164
We may have joined the Utterthwaite
Academy for the Sons of Gentlemen. Shall we have to wear a school cap?
398
00:42:54,224 --> 00:42:59,644
They've got it. If they didn't the first time..
I'm still here to keep your spirits up.
399
00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:05,123
Morale is everything. Never overlook
the factor of morale.
400
00:43:07,264 --> 00:43:14,983
In a crisis the Utterthwaitonian
would sing. Something with a rousing beat. What do YOU like to sing?
401
00:43:17,044 --> 00:43:20,184
Hey up! The bus is coming.
402
00:43:22,504 --> 00:43:26,543
I hope this lesson
has not been lost on you.
403
00:43:26,544 --> 00:43:31,824
You could have KILLED me!
Don't let me see you round here again!
404
00:43:34,664 --> 00:43:37,504
One and two halves, please.
405
00:43:39,424 --> 00:43:42,503
I bet his father died young!
406
00:43:42,504 --> 00:43:47,464
I bet anything those closest to him
were dropping like flies!
407
00:43:47,964 --> 00:43:53,023
Your average labouring person
tends to resent advice at first.
408
00:43:53,024 --> 00:43:58,483
But as he gains confidence in one,
he comes round in the end.
409
00:43:58,484 --> 00:44:01,464
I think he's coming round right now!
410
00:44:58,564 --> 00:45:01,483
Oh...!
Whatever's the matter, woman?
411
00:45:01,484 --> 00:45:07,243
I thought there was a man in here!
You look different in a suit. Uncomfortable.
412
00:45:07,244 --> 00:45:10,123
You'll get used to it.
That's no comfort.
413
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:17,103
Think of yourself as a chassis
that you've put a new body on. And it's a great improvement.
414
00:45:17,104 --> 00:45:21,303
What are you doing?
Checking for diesel.
415
00:45:21,304 --> 00:45:24,663
You're going to a social occasion.
416
00:45:24,664 --> 00:45:29,443
Take a cue from our Seymour.
Watch how he behaves.
417
00:45:29,444 --> 00:45:31,863
Like a blithering idiot usually.
418
00:45:31,864 --> 00:45:38,103
Listen, I can't get to the stag night
tonight. That car's not ready yet.
419
00:45:38,104 --> 00:45:42,883
You've been fiddling with it
for years! Who'll look after Barry?
420
00:45:42,884 --> 00:45:50,384
Your Seymour's there. He's the brains.
-I'll brain YOU if anything happens to Barry!
421
00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:57,803
You look fantastic in that dinner jacket, Seymour!
I'm just sorry nobody else has got one.
422
00:46:57,804 --> 00:47:04,803
No matter. They don't suit everyone, you know.
-Now remember, our Seymour, WORK on Barry.
423
00:47:04,804 --> 00:47:11,863
See if you can plant a grain
of ambition. Make him aware of his responsibilities.
424
00:47:11,864 --> 00:47:15,824
Just leave it with me, Edith.
WE have the technology.
425
00:47:17,484 --> 00:47:21,683
^
Ta ra, Barry. Don't be too late in bed.
426
00:47:21,684 --> 00:47:24,343
I'd sooner be in bed NOW!
427
00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:29,424
See what I mean?
Full of executive fire he ISN'T.
428
00:47:38,404 --> 00:47:43,543
Can you hear that whistle?
We shall proceed to the Clarence.
429
00:47:43,544 --> 00:47:46,743
What's wrong with the White Horse?
430
00:47:46,744 --> 00:47:52,763
Excessive quantities
of the lower orders. Have you been in the toilets?
431
00:47:52,764 --> 00:47:59,663
No. We usually use the bar.
Flavour of the month there is almost pure ammonia.
432
00:47:59,664 --> 00:48:05,624
Barry, drive to the Clarence.
Hang on. We're picking 2 more up here.
433
00:48:07,464 --> 00:48:08,604
Ye gods!
434
00:48:13,204 --> 00:48:15,684
Hey up, Barry! Is tha fit?
435
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:22,603
Hey up! Seymour's all done up
for a funeral!
436
00:48:22,604 --> 00:48:25,724
Why don't we try the White Horse?
437
00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:38,293
Oh, excuse us...
438
00:48:43,093 --> 00:48:48,573
It's terrible embarrassing the way
some people dress, ain't it?
439
00:48:50,173 --> 00:48:54,092
Oh, that feels much better now.
440
00:48:54,093 --> 00:49:01,212
What kind of wedding dress was yours, Mrs Batty?
-It wasn't like this. It was short.
441
00:49:01,213 --> 00:49:06,692
Mind you. Look at Wally,
he was short. So it was in keeping.
442
00:49:06,693 --> 00:49:09,952
You couldn't get the material.
Why?
443
00:49:09,953 --> 00:49:17,012
There was a war on. We had 2 alerts
the first night of our honeymoon. It seemed like more.
444
00:49:17,013 --> 00:49:23,112
Me dad can't remember much
about his wedding. They don't remember.
445
00:49:23,113 --> 00:49:26,212
Don't you remember my wedding dress?
446
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:30,173
Be fair, woman.
You only wore it the once.
447
00:49:35,253 --> 00:49:40,312
Do you think he's alive
to the responsibilities of wedlock?
448
00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:46,312
Do you think he's alive?
-He's just quiet. So was I before my wedding.
449
00:49:46,313 --> 00:49:49,752
You were paralytic. YOU, married?!
450
00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:56,133
Oh, not for long. She ran off with
a Pole. I were advised to sue him.
451
00:49:56,133 --> 00:50:00,093
Why didn't you?
I couldn't spell his name.
452
00:50:00,633 --> 00:50:05,692
My own marriage ended
in rather tragic circumstances.
453
00:50:05,693 --> 00:50:12,152
Miriam just went to pieces.
She lost all sense of perspective and left me.
454
00:50:12,153 --> 00:50:15,232
I don't blame myself.
-You wouldn't.
455
00:50:15,233 --> 00:50:21,272
I did everything for her.
-You would. She grew tired of her black stove.
456
00:50:21,273 --> 00:50:27,312
She hated cooking for the little men.
Even though they'll eat ANYTHING.
457
00:50:27,313 --> 00:50:33,372
She began clamouring for electricity.
She wanted an electric oven!
458
00:50:33,373 --> 00:50:39,372
So I made her one.
With these hands I made an electric oven. -Get over!
459
00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:44,732
One or two bits kept falling off...
but there was no need to...
460
00:50:44,733 --> 00:50:50,173
I came home from school one evening.
She'd left a note.
461
00:50:51,093 --> 00:50:55,073
"Your oven's in the dinner,"
it said.
462
00:50:56,453 --> 00:50:58,433
Thank you.
463
00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:05,153
You wanted some extra crockery.
Oh, bless you, love.
464
00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:11,812
Put it in the kitchen.
-It's unlucky to see a bride before her wedding.
465
00:51:11,813 --> 00:51:14,372
Only when it's your OWN!
466
00:51:14,373 --> 00:51:17,313
Are you sure?
GET in that kitchen!
467
00:51:18,253 --> 00:51:25,972
Oh, I'm sorry, love. You get so used to them being there,
you forget they're the opposite sex.
468
00:51:25,973 --> 00:51:28,952
I hope that never happens to me.
469
00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:35,792
Sometimes it's a blessing, love.
Mine's in a maungy mood. He's pining for a whippet.
470
00:51:35,793 --> 00:51:40,733
I know he's the right size,
but what do WE need with a whippet?
471
00:51:41,813 --> 00:51:44,832
Oh, thank you very much,
Mrs Pegden.
472
00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:47,313
Eat them on your way home.
473
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:51,153
And don't forget your bath!
474
00:51:51,693 --> 00:51:56,133
Oh...! Oh, she looks beautiful
in that dress!
475
00:51:57,313 --> 00:51:59,392
I know...
476
00:51:59,393 --> 00:52:04,772
Eh, she'll be all right.
Barry's a nice boy.
477
00:52:04,773 --> 00:52:08,772
I know...
Just a bit quiet, that's all.
478
00:52:08,773 --> 00:52:11,332
You can't have 'em too quiet.
479
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:16,332
But what about ambition?
You do need a SPARK of ambition.
480
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,873
Hmm. I know what you mean.
481
00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:28,932
I know you'll be busy. I've no wish to intrude.
-Marina! Come in.
482
00:52:28,933 --> 00:52:36,032
Oh, thank you. I just had to bring
that lucky girl something borrowed, something blue!
483
00:52:36,033 --> 00:52:43,072
And wish her all the best.
On several occasions I have almost been in the same position.
484
00:52:43,073 --> 00:52:49,092
On MORE than several occasions.
-There's no substitute for marriage.
485
00:52:49,093 --> 00:52:51,933
And believe me, she's tried.
486
00:53:07,713 --> 00:53:12,772
Is it extra then, for a clean glass?
I DEMAND a clean glass!
487
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:19,252
Look, just because you're a waiter,
don't get all Egon Ronay in here!
488
00:53:19,253 --> 00:53:25,452
Be reasonable! Suppose everyone asked for
a clean glass? Sit down, Seymour.
489
00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:30,992
Seymour? Handles my wheelbarrow
once and he calls me Seymour?!
490
00:53:30,993 --> 00:53:35,552
Don't do that again.
It's like kissing the bouncer.
491
00:53:35,553 --> 00:53:40,592
The little men used to call me Mr Utterthwaite.
492
00:53:40,593 --> 00:53:46,612
I like the sound of that.
And then of course, there was 'Sir'.
493
00:53:46,613 --> 00:53:50,993
Although Miriam would never
call me 'Sir'.
494
00:53:53,093 --> 00:53:56,033
Bye bye, love! See you tomorrow!
495
00:53:56,653 --> 00:53:59,172
What's SHE doing there?
496
00:53:59,173 --> 00:54:02,732
Don't forget to wear that present!
497
00:54:02,733 --> 00:54:09,952
Pearl, love, how do I know
what a certain lady, who is almost entirely a stranger to me...
498
00:54:09,953 --> 00:54:13,992
Don't lie to me!
..is doing at Wesley's house?
499
00:54:13,993 --> 00:54:18,052
YOU suggested calling
at Wesley's place.
500
00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:22,072
I had NO idea, Pearl.
Tha've got ideas.
501
00:54:22,073 --> 00:54:26,572
You've got ideas bigger
than your natural capacity!
502
00:54:26,573 --> 00:54:31,673
I've never had any complaints.
Well, you're getting one now.
503
00:54:32,213 --> 00:54:34,753
Good evening, Pearl.
504
00:54:35,693 --> 00:54:37,732
Howard...
505
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,913
Good evening, er... er...
506
00:54:42,653 --> 00:54:47,672
Her name slipped your memory,
has it? A likely story!
507
00:54:47,673 --> 00:54:51,712
I told you.
Practically a stranger to me.
508
00:54:51,713 --> 00:54:59,173
You should be able to remember
the name Marina. Just think of it as a place frequented by sailors.
509
00:55:03,653 --> 00:55:09,892
How do, Albert? Hey up. Still on
the orange juice? What's HE do then?
510
00:55:09,893 --> 00:55:12,852
He's a Correspondence College.
511
00:55:12,853 --> 00:55:20,853
Do? I AM, sir, a major influence in
education circles, AND something of an innovator in the new technology.
512
00:55:20,913 --> 00:55:28,833
And he's got big feet. His sister
does his washing. Without her, he'd just be a bloke with 8 dirty shirts.
513
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:33,873
Just imagine...
OWNING 8 dirty shirts.
514
00:55:34,493 --> 00:55:37,473
Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria.
515
00:55:38,113 --> 00:55:43,452
I never knew that. Used to have
HUNDREDS of dirty shirts.
516
00:55:43,453 --> 00:55:47,512
Entire palaces
filled with dirty shirts.
517
00:55:47,513 --> 00:55:50,072
So, what was he so mad about?
518
00:55:50,073 --> 00:55:54,072
He tried to live a life
of pure fantasy.
519
00:55:54,073 --> 00:55:57,552
Untouched by sordid reality.
520
00:55:57,553 --> 00:56:02,233
He wanted his life...
to be a fairy tale.
521
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:07,712
And there he was,
at the end of each day...
522
00:56:07,713 --> 00:56:10,752
staring at another dirty shirt.
523
00:56:10,753 --> 00:56:14,533
Which just goes to show...
524
00:56:15,993 --> 00:56:21,753
into each reign
a little life must fall.
525
00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:31,452
Life is a struggle... It's been
a struggle to get where I am today.
526
00:56:31,453 --> 00:56:35,472
You'll find life
is a struggle, Barry.
527
00:56:35,473 --> 00:56:39,632
I bet I do.
I bet I find life is a struggle.
528
00:56:39,633 --> 00:56:44,132
But I'm not done yet.
I just need the breakthrough.
529
00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:47,852
The world will utter Mutter...
530
00:56:47,853 --> 00:56:55,373
..mutter Utterthwaite in respectful
tones it reserves for those who advance the frontiers of technology.
531
00:56:57,233 --> 00:56:59,932
With a motorised wheelbarrow?
532
00:56:59,933 --> 00:57:07,152
That's only ONE of my mechanical
children... You've seen the computerised lawn-sprinkler.
533
00:57:07,153 --> 00:57:12,612
We've HEARD it... Sounded like
somebody gargling with jelly.
534
00:57:12,613 --> 00:57:19,953
I've a dozen things
at various stages of development. For example, the boy's wedding gift.
535
00:57:21,373 --> 00:57:24,572
All in due time. What is it?
536
00:57:24,573 --> 00:57:27,533
A very small motorised wheelbarrow.
537
00:57:28,313 --> 00:57:34,352
It is a Master Controller. Whose
function I shall demonstrate later.
538
00:57:34,353 --> 00:57:37,392
A present? For me and Glenda?
539
00:57:37,393 --> 00:57:43,412
With her Uncle Seymour's love.
This parcel of electronic wizardry
540
00:57:43,413 --> 00:57:49,632
will enable you, my boy, to relax
at leisure in your favourite chair,
541
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:55,952
and operate any electric device
in the house by remote control. Wow!
542
00:57:55,953 --> 00:58:00,272
How well are you fixed
for insurance, Barry?
543
00:58:00,273 --> 00:58:06,292
I should double it. And make sure
your favourite chair is fireproof!
544
00:58:06,293 --> 00:58:11,332
Pay them no heed. I shall
convince them of its ingenuity.
545
00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:16,412
But first, a word in your ear
about AMBITION, lad.
546
00:58:16,413 --> 00:58:23,412
I shall guide you along its path.
Should you falter, Uncle Seymour will be there.
547
00:58:23,413 --> 00:58:27,472
A good first move
would be to avail yourself
548
00:58:27,473 --> 00:58:32,732
of a few of the world's renownest
career courses offered by
549
00:58:32,733 --> 00:58:36,052
Utterthwaite Postal University!
550
00:58:36,053 --> 00:58:41,133
Which would, of course, come to you
at reduced family rates.
551
00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:47,332
I have to impress upon you
the cardinal necessity of AMBITION.
552
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:50,872
Are you amBITious, Barry?
Well...
553
00:58:50,873 --> 00:58:54,372
Yeah. Good man! Good answer!
554
00:58:54,373 --> 00:58:57,632
You'd be a natural student, lad!
555
00:58:57,633 --> 00:59:00,232
Are you ambitious, Norm?
556
00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:05,793
I gave it a whirl once,
but it was in the hands of so many pushy people.
557
00:59:06,473 --> 00:59:11,413
One needs that eternal spark.
The cosmic restlessness.
558
00:59:11,413 --> 00:59:15,212
Hey up, I used to manage
on a few Woodbines.
559
00:59:15,213 --> 00:59:22,192
One has to have a DREAM.
-Now we're into Nora Batty territory!
560
00:59:22,193 --> 00:59:28,312
One has to keep that dream alive
through ALL the years of trial...
561
00:59:28,313 --> 00:59:31,472
Ye gods, I've had my trials.
562
00:59:31,473 --> 00:59:36,073
Me too. I used to get done
for illegal ferreting.
563
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:56,313
Hello, Wally.
Where did you find that?
564
00:59:59,693 --> 01:00:06,693
To look at me now, you wouldn't
believe the years of struggle. Hardship.
565
01:00:06,473 --> 01:00:10,192
It was a challenge, lad.
A man needs a challenge.
566
01:00:10,193 --> 01:00:16,793
I got those little men working
for me. I had this practical concept of education.
567
01:00:17,553 --> 01:00:20,152
I was YEARS before my time, Barry.
568
01:00:20,153 --> 01:00:25,612
The authorities weren't ready for it.
The parents weren't ready for it.
569
01:00:25,613 --> 01:00:32,432
Ha. I taught those little men
to paint. To lay bricks. To plumb...
570
01:00:32,433 --> 01:00:35,232
Was anybody grateful?
571
01:00:35,233 --> 01:00:41,173
The first time a couple fell off
the roof, there was HELL to pay.
572
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,093
Hey up!
573
01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:58,792
Pearl is so... unreasonable.
574
01:00:58,793 --> 01:01:04,372
She just won't believe we have
this mutual interest in cycling.
575
01:01:04,373 --> 01:01:09,872
Perhaps if we bought bicycles.
-I'd do anything, Marina.
576
01:01:09,873 --> 01:01:13,972
Don't back out
this time then, Howard.
577
01:01:13,973 --> 01:01:19,993
Let's go all the way...
and buy two bicycles.
578
01:01:24,793 --> 01:01:28,733
Oh, help!
It's me neighbour, Norman Clegg!
579
01:01:29,373 --> 01:01:34,772
A dream, Barry...
Or may I call you Wilkinson?
580
01:01:34,773 --> 01:01:39,712
You must have a dream
tucked away somewhere, Wilkinson.
581
01:01:39,713 --> 01:01:46,933
I've always wanted to run barefoot
across the moors... by moonlight.
582
01:01:52,053 --> 01:01:54,652
And so you shall, lad!
583
01:01:54,653 --> 01:02:01,332
Well, it's a start.
-I think Seymour is well and truly plastered.
584
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:03,853
Even when he's sober.
585
01:02:04,393 --> 01:02:08,153
Hey up! It's Howard and Marina!
586
01:02:08,693 --> 01:02:15,353
I was just showing the lady
the difference between cross-ply and radial tyres.
587
01:02:16,993 --> 01:02:20,172
To the moors by moonlight!
588
01:02:20,173 --> 01:02:24,232
Albert, you're on orange juice.
You drive.
589
01:02:24,233 --> 01:02:28,373
I'm going that way meself.
-I daren't go home with this whippet.
590
01:02:41,853 --> 01:02:43,853
Milburn!
591
01:02:44,493 --> 01:02:46,453
MILBURN!
592
01:02:47,613 --> 01:02:49,672
Milburn!
593
01:02:49,673 --> 01:02:52,153
Get that stuff inside!
594
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:56,172
Come on!
595
01:02:56,173 --> 01:03:03,152
Now listen to me, Milburn.
You are never going to be secure in the catering profession
596
01:03:03,153 --> 01:03:09,052
until you have grasped the essential
secret of the small establishment.
597
01:03:09,053 --> 01:03:12,112
Are you listening to me, Milburn?
598
01:03:12,113 --> 01:03:14,152
I'm listening.
599
01:03:14,153 --> 01:03:20,052
The essential secret, Milburn,
of the small family establishment...
600
01:03:20,053 --> 01:03:22,553
Are you paying attention?
601
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:26,072
I am. I'm paying attention.
602
01:03:26,073 --> 01:03:30,292
Then repeat
what I've just said to you.
603
01:03:30,293 --> 01:03:35,573
You said:
"Are you paying attention, Milburn?"
604
01:03:36,533 --> 01:03:38,552
Milburn...
605
01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:43,572
I am talking about your LIFE,
Milburn. In the catering.
606
01:03:43,573 --> 01:03:48,852
I cannot impress upon you
too strongly, how important it is -
607
01:03:48,853 --> 01:03:53,112
when you think
about getting married -
608
01:03:53,113 --> 01:03:56,372
to choose the RIGHT type of wife.
609
01:03:56,373 --> 01:04:01,772
Some... Some sensible lass
who can work with you.
610
01:04:01,773 --> 01:04:08,432
I don't know what type you like...
-I like big... I don't want to know, Milburn!
611
01:04:08,433 --> 01:04:10,753
..tall girls.
612
01:04:11,753 --> 01:04:14,912
Don't bring anybody flash here.
613
01:04:14,913 --> 01:04:22,572
Try to find somebody kind,
who can appreciate a steady life, with somebody gentle.
614
01:04:22,573 --> 01:04:26,592
I mean, somebody who's had
a hard time.
615
01:04:26,593 --> 01:04:29,812
What type of girl is it, Milburn?
616
01:04:29,813 --> 01:04:33,832
Somebody who can appreciate
a steady life.
617
01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:37,872
Somebody who's had a hard time.
That's it!
618
01:04:37,873 --> 01:04:41,032
Auntie Ivy, can I ask you something?
619
01:04:41,033 --> 01:04:48,072
Go on.
-Why do they call it Fast Food? I can't understand why they do.
620
01:04:48,073 --> 01:04:54,112
And the way you serve it,
I can't understand it either! Now GET on!
621
01:04:54,113 --> 01:04:58,053
And remember what I've been
saying to you!
622
01:05:11,353 --> 01:05:18,392
- But they've ALWAYS squeaked!
You're not squeaking at a wedding! You'll have to wear it out.
623
01:05:18,393 --> 01:05:22,412
I could have walked it off
with that whippet.
624
01:05:22,413 --> 01:05:26,512
Well, you'll just have to walk
it out WITHOUT that whippet!
625
01:05:43,253 --> 01:05:46,173
Mum, can you get the phone?
626
01:05:55,473 --> 01:06:02,472
That was Barry's mum.
His bed hasn't been slept in! What were they up to last night?
627
01:06:02,473 --> 01:06:08,052
Albert Earnshaw just said he drove
them to Seymour's last night.
628
01:06:08,053 --> 01:06:13,112
When he last saw them, they were
setting off for a run. -A run?!
629
01:06:13,113 --> 01:06:17,132
Up on the moors.
Can't people go for a run?
630
01:06:17,133 --> 01:06:22,192
Oh, my giddy aunt! Now hear this,
you great oily muffin,
631
01:06:22,193 --> 01:06:27,133
if you don't get that lad
to church... -Mam!
632
01:06:28,433 --> 01:06:30,992
Who was that on the phone?
633
01:06:30,993 --> 01:06:33,853
Nobody, love. Wrong number.
634
01:07:12,393 --> 01:07:15,693
He didn't come home last night!
635
01:07:16,373 --> 01:07:22,432
I want you to swear that you never
saw me last night with Marina.
636
01:07:22,433 --> 01:07:27,213
I NEVER saw you last night with Marina!
-That's it!
637
01:07:39,513 --> 01:07:43,512
He's not in!
I always know when he's not in.
638
01:07:43,513 --> 01:07:46,612
It's like sunshine after rain.
639
01:07:46,613 --> 01:07:50,672
Where are they?
-I thought they'd be home.
640
01:07:50,673 --> 01:07:55,672
What were they doing
when you left? Looking for Barry.
641
01:07:55,673 --> 01:07:58,232
Couldn't you have helped 'em?
642
01:07:58,233 --> 01:08:03,693
I was saying goodnight to me whippet.
I keep her up in the hills.
643
01:08:05,753 --> 01:08:07,792
Keep going!
644
01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:10,013
Ah, I think I will.
645
01:08:11,093 --> 01:08:14,973
And don't be too long!
-Oh, no!
646
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:35,459
Well, okay, genius. What next?
What other bright ideas have you got?
647
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:38,419
Hmm... I'm thinking it out.
648
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:43,939
Oh! He's thinking it out.
-They'll all be thinking about it.
649
01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:49,999
Bridegroom missing on his weddingday.
People notice that kind of thing.
650
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:57,019
It's like any other problem.
It has to be analysed and the appropriate action taken.
651
01:08:57,020 --> 01:09:01,979
I'm all for lying or running away.
-That sounds reasonable.
652
01:09:01,980 --> 01:09:07,300
We're half way there.
We know exactly where the boy is.
653
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,579
How's it going, Barry?
654
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:18,420
It's all right! It's just me ankle!
655
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:24,360
Looks like a nice day
for your wedding, Barry.
656
01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:29,179
There HAS to be a way
657
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:33,219
to remove a bridegroom from a hole.
658
01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:38,020
He's looking at me, Norm.
Why is he looking at me?
659
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:44,579
You bonehead! You'd better find him,
or you're in TROUBLE! -Me?
660
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:51,139
Seymour was looking after him.
"Our Seymour's the brains of the family."
661
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:56,759
If you've put your great hoof
through this wedding, I'll...
662
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:03,039
Are you all ready then?
-Yes, thank you, love. Going like clockwork!
663
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:08,159
If you don't get him to that church,
don't bother to hurry home!
664
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,139
Where's me dad going now?
665
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:15,159
Just a few
last minute errands, love.
666
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,159
Have you seen him? Who?
667
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:23,239
I thought you might have heard
a passing squeaky boot.
668
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:29,239
Whose squeaky boot?
-Me husband's. Lord save us. Who else is missing?
669
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:34,959
Well, I wouldn't say he was missing.
-But you don't know where is?
670
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:40,419
It's that whippet. He's gone
all broody over that damned whippet.
671
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:46,240
At his age and you'd think you can RELAX.
-You can never relax.
672
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:52,519
I'm not going home
till we can both go home.
673
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:59,539
It's not as if she's not used to dogs.
I've had a dog's life all these years.
674
01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:03,740
That's not true.
She's hard, but she's fair.
675
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:07,519
No, I tell a lie, she's NOT fair.
676
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:12,039
But by heck, she's handy
if there's any trouble.
677
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:14,980
I've always felt safe at nights.
678
01:11:16,020 --> 01:11:18,519
If we can get you in,
679
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:21,379
she'll look after you.
680
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:27,139
Once you're on t'staff,
there's no backing out.
681
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:37,619
Where do you think you're going?
682
01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:40,579
I'm just following this whippet.
683
01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:43,520
Get in!
-Right ho.
684
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:58,659
Why don't I go for some help?
-Be quiet! What's he going to do?
685
01:11:58,660 --> 01:12:02,719
He's going to grab your legs.
-Me legs?!
686
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:06,520
With a bit of luck, he can use you like a ladder.
-How lucky can you get?
687
01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,880
Don't let me go!
Nobody lets you go, STOP squirming!
688
01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:17,120
Its very trickey at this end.
-its not a bed of roses, i can tell ya. With a bit of luck, you'll come out taller!
689
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,739
If you can grab his legs, Barry!
690
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:23,679
I hate doing this in a dinner jacket!
691
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,679
It can get very hectic
on your wedding day.
692
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:32,579
Get a GOOD GRIP, lad!
I've no time for a butterfingers.
693
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:35,320
Grab something and hang on!
694
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:39,420
I AM hanging on!
695
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:43,039
ME LEGS!!
696
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,040
Pull! That's it!
697
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,859
Where the HELL have you lot been?
698
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:04,899
No need to take that tone,
I had it ALL under control.
699
01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:09,399
It didn't feel like that.
I know what it felt like.
700
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,939
Am I late for my wedding?
-A great start, that is.
701
01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:18,400
I'll get you there.
To my place, Wesley.
702
01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:39,120
I'd better go.
She'll be going BANANAS!
703
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:43,319
Tell her Seymore has all under control.
704
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:48,400
Driving across them moors hasn't
done this old girl much good!
705
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:02,879
Do you think you can drive?
I don't think so.
706
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,840
Not to worry.
Right. Who's going to drive?
707
01:14:09,860 --> 01:14:13,979
Come back, Wesley!
We've hit a snag!!
708
01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:19,800
He's NEVER there when you need him!
709
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:24,339
Yes? Er, Cleggy can drive a bit.
-Well, then!
710
01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:28,419
I-I gave it up years ago.
Can't YOU drive?
711
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:34,360
I like to sit in the back and give
directions. You'll have to drive.
712
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:40,079
Squealer. This is the last time
I help you down any holes.
713
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,619
You might notice a whistle.
714
01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:48,160
I never notice anything when I'm
driving. I make it a golden rule.
715
01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:56,240
Listen. What is it?
716
01:14:57,020 --> 01:15:01,059
Nothing.
I thought I heard a squeaky boot.
717
01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:05,079
I never thought
I'd miss that sound.
718
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:09,599
It's the things that irritate
you miss the most.
719
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:14,639
I miss mine every day.
I go to that cemetery twice a week.
720
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,199
But you daren't talk
above a whisper.
721
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:23,600
He never will feel at home
if I'm not there raising me voice.
722
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:29,079
She's in FIRST!
I knew it would be difficult.
723
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:34,139
Use the CLUTCH! At the same time?
I can't think of everything.
724
01:15:34,140 --> 01:15:39,159
I'll promise I'll never say
anything again! Get in reverse.
725
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,040
Here we go then.
726
01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:51,040
Well, you said reverse.
727
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:27,839
All right, you can keep it.
As long as it behaves.
728
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:32,879
But it doesn't go upstairs.
And you pick up the hairs it sheds.
729
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,800
Tie it up somewhere,
and follow us on!
730
01:16:40,060 --> 01:16:44,560
Ye gods!
Just LOOK at that dress!
731
01:16:45,660 --> 01:16:50,279
But not for TOO long!
I don't know what you mean.
732
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:56,779
I wish you wouldn't
do that with your elbow. You've crushed my cigarettes.
733
01:16:56,780 --> 01:17:03,720
I know what I SHALL crush.
Me favourite filter tip. That's the one.
734
01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:07,939
Oh! Oh, rotten heck!
735
01:17:07,940 --> 01:17:13,740
I could spit! Why does life give
a girl such a hard time?
736
01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:20,239
Have you had a hard time?
737
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:24,480
I have... Ooh, I have!
738
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:28,099
Still... mustn't grumble.
739
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:33,519
Ooh, how tiny my shoe looks
in your capable hands!
740
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,699
Your strap's broke.
741
01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:38,480
Story of me life.
742
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:51,320
My! What strong fingers you've got!
743
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,599
What were you doing
with that woman?
744
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:06,659
It's like what you said.
A poor lass that's had an 'ard time.
745
01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:10,360
GET in there
and read a hymn book!
746
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:18,179
I've found mine. If he goes off
again, ask him to call for mine.
747
01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:23,880
You do look smart, Edie.
We all do our best, don't we?
748
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:48,939
Oh, my giddy aunt! Did you HAVE
to bring him in this, Seymour?
749
01:18:47,739 --> 01:18:53,139
It works! Development money!
Where can I get development money?
750
01:18:53,139 --> 01:19:01,099
What's wrong with your legs?
-It's just the one leg. Well, I'm just thankful no-one else saw you arrived.
751
01:19:06,436 --> 01:19:09,375
Hey up, Nora! Tha looks a treat!
752
01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:12,616
Get off!
Get on with your bridegroom!
753
01:19:22,256 --> 01:19:25,256
She's really very...
754
01:19:30,096 --> 01:19:33,015
Madam! Don't you madam me!
755
01:19:33,016 --> 01:19:38,075
Comes here in a wild wheelbarrow
with a damaged bridegroom.
756
01:19:37,016 --> 01:19:40,256
And take your unwanted arm away!
Before my husband sees you.
757
01:19:40,256 --> 01:19:47,276
He may be covered in whippet hairs
but he's mine. And it's HIS arm I shall be entering on!
758
01:19:55,696 --> 01:19:59,015
Who IS that fearsome female?
759
01:19:59,016 --> 01:20:03,515
Oh, that's Wally's.
No wonder he wanted a whippet.
760
01:20:03,516 --> 01:20:08,575
She's great value. You'll like her.
-Don't lie to him. We're going to church.
761
01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:14,175
Is tha coming? Not in the same pew.
I shall sit one row behind.
762
01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:20,296
You will not turn round during the service.
-He's off again! And you will sing the hymns.
763
01:20:20,296 --> 01:20:23,120
I will hear you singing the hymns.
764
01:20:23,856 --> 01:20:28,915
What was that?!
-Sounds like a self-propelled wheelbarrow.
765
01:20:28,916 --> 01:20:35,935
If he wasn't so bolshie, I could find him lots of little jobs.
You too. -Oh,we'll be around.
766
01:20:35,936 --> 01:20:40,455
Lifting, and simple things.
It wouldn't pay much.
767
01:20:40,456 --> 01:20:44,895
How much?
It could work out as much as...
768
01:20:44,896 --> 01:20:48,915
..nothing.
Couldn't you do it for the interest?
769
01:20:48,916 --> 01:20:53,775
The opportunity to be part
of the Utterthwaite team?
770
01:20:53,776 --> 01:20:58,795
He's going to get on my wick.
You know that, don't you?
771
01:20:58,796 --> 01:21:01,296
So what else are we doing?
772
01:21:03,296 --> 01:21:08,296
Will you stop! Mind the lapels!
Will you stop! Please!
773
01:21:08,956 --> 01:21:11,715
Now... look here...
774
01:21:11,716 --> 01:21:15,775
Remember,
we are not mixing socially.
775
01:21:15,776 --> 01:21:18,216
You are in my employ.
776
01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:42,195
His leg? It's only one leg.
Be thankful that the rest of him is here.
777
01:21:42,196 --> 01:21:44,416
You look LOVELY!
778
01:21:46,256 --> 01:21:49,996
She's right... You DO look lovely.
779
01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:57,075
What happened to his leg?
780
01:21:57,076 --> 01:22:01,096
You know how it is.
Things happen to legs.
781
01:22:01,146 --> 01:22:05,696
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