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I saw Charlie Parblow.
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Talk to yourself, Compo.
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I saw Charlie Parblow - "well,
I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"
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All right. Calm down.
It's not like seeing Anne Boleyn.
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Charlie Parblow is still among us.
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I ain't seen him for yonks.
Have YOU seen him for yonks? No.
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But I've not been looking for him.
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It never occurred to me
that I'd LOST Charlie Parblow.
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Tall lad. Wore glasses.
Used to give the pencils out in 3C.
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Shows how long it is
since HE'S seen Charlie Parblow.
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Seemed to have
a permanent discharge in his ear.
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Poked at it with 3C's pencils.
I looked at MY pencil carefully!
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You wouldn't recognise him now.
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Great posh prat!
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Just retired.
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Office Management!
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Good old Charlie. Peace at last.
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He's finally stopped
giving the pencils out.
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Did he recognise you?
I THINK he did. He looked at me.
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Then darted across the road
as if he'd forgotten something.
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He'd not forgotten everything,
obviously! I think he remembered me when I said "Hey up, Charlie."
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That must've made his day! No.
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No, I think he were glad to see me.
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He went bright red as he dragged me
into this empty shop doorway.
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I thought
"Hey up, that's friendly!"
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He had a posh suit on.
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I wonder whose it was.
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It were HIS, you twit!
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He's done all right.
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He'd have done better
if he'd crossed that road quicker.
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Did his ear look all right?
I didn't notice his ear!
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Can't have been
a pencil in it, then.
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He's doing all right. I asked him.
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"Can't complain", he said.
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He's got a pension and a bit
tucked away in a Eunuch's Truss.
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A Eunuch's Truss?!
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Don't you mean a "Unit Trust"?
That's what HE said. I like it.
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If ever I have any spare money,
it's going into a Eunuch's Truss.
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I don't care about thieves -
nobody would poke around THERE!
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Hey up, it's Wesley.
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Want a lift?
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Turn it down! What?
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Sorry. I've got to keep it up
or you don't hear a thing in this noisy old minx.
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Want a lift?
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Spoken like a gentleman.
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Takes one to know one.
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Very accommodating of you, Wesley.
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Dun't 'e speak luvely?
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Can you get it to kneel down
or something?
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No?
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No.
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He said he'd be here.
He swore it.
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I'll be all right on me own.
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You WON'T. How can I leave YOU
on your own?! I'd never rest.
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But I'm learning the business.
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I don't want to be uncharitable,
but you're a long way unready from going solo yet.
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I know what it is -
you don't trust me.
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You're RIGHT.
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It's the first thing
you've got right all week.
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I'm improving.
You said I'm improving.
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That was Tuesday.
I got carried away.
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You went nearly all day
without breaking anything.
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Except my heart!
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Have you finished?
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You may take mine.
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A... a... and mine.
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Have you finished?
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Yes...
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Quite finished.
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What about your fried bread?
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I've had enough fried bread.
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Assert yourself! Eat the damn stuff!
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Can I take his fried bread?
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Take it, take it.
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Are you leaving these chips!?
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Yes!
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And she told you
to eat your fried bread!
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Drink your coffee!
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He likes his music, does Wesley.
Yes. We have a technical term for such people.
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Unbearable.
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Ivy has the air
of a woman under pressure.
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That's just how my missus looked
on the days when the Reverend Garth Winstanley B.A. was due to call.
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Be gone, you fool!
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It's your lucky... Break! Break!
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Will you take him off the streets!
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He forces you, in self-defence,
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to aim for places
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where no lady ought to go!
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You have an instinct
for finding these terrible places.
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- You said you were hungry.
- For food, not experience!
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You said the first place we saw.
Admittedly, it's a bit basic.
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Basic!? It wasn't SO bad...
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Pay the bill!
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The Reverend Garth Winstanley
used to call on Thursdays
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to chat confidently about the Lord
and eat home-made fruitcake.
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My missus would butter it for him.
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He had this patronising smile
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and very large teeth
for a Christian.
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I never missed a church parade.
I enjoyed the ceremony. I think God likes a military band.
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If I get to heaven, I'll soon
put a stop to this solo harp lark.
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You'd be short of musicians.
Every bandsman I know heads straight for the pub.
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Get off!
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Hey up! Everybody's dressed up!
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Good morning, missus. Pay the bill!
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There's no-one to pay it to.
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Come here!
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I'm only saying good morning.
You're embarrassing the lady. Embarrassing to say good morning?!
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Somehow it is when YOU do it, yes.
Why's that, Norm?
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Somehow you make
this powerful first impression.
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I do. I'm great
at first impressions.
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I wish you'd do an impression
of a normal human being.
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When people first clap eyes on you
something stirs in the race memory.
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I hope it's not
that last race at Doncaster!
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When people see you they remember
that it's only a few hundred years
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since coach parties of Vikings
were tripping daily round here, laping and rooting or whatever.
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We don't want to go into THAT.
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I'm like a Viking?
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They were short, terrifying...
and repulsive.
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I AM! Whoa-ho! I'm like a Viking!
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And, subconsciously,
people recognise that.
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He would be left behind.
There's always some idiot too drunk to get the last bus home.
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I'd be great at laping and rooting.
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Probably put you in charge.
A foreman laperer! How about THAT?
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Come on, little son of Thor.
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SHOP!
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Will you keep your voice down?
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We Vikings didn't come all this way
to be kept waiting to be served!
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Come along! You've got three
hungry Vikings here. Let's have some service if you don't mind.
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You could have found
somewhere more respectable.
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That's right, blame me!
Give me that bag.
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Mr Crabtree!
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Mr Crabtree! Where have you BEEN?
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Sorry. My bus was delayed.
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Never mind.
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Have no fear, my dear.
I'll look after your establishment with the care I used to give MINE.
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Fine, come on.
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Now look what you've done!
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Mr Crabtree...!
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I hope you soon feel better,
Mr Crabtree.
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Well, that's it, then.
We're closed.
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Closed!?
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We don't have to close.
I can look after things.
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Milburn,
this is a tricky profession.
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Where's Mr Crabtree?
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On his way to Casualty.
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It IS a tricky profession.
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Can my combined talents be of use?
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NO!
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No. We're closed. I hate closing,
but we're closed.
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This profession
has just got too many snags.
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Lock the door after THEM.
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It seems a shame
the woman has to close.
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I don't know about you,
but I think...
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it's a shame Aunty Ivy has to close.
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Just because he needs supervision.
I didn't like the way she thought I wasn't up to the task.
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She weighed THEE up. Mmm.
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If you feel like interfering,
don't forget Mr Crabtree.
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Who was Mr Crabtree? A responsible
person. Who's ex-Corporal Dewhurst?
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A big long dollop.
A big long dollo...
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A responsible person!
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Just think of Aunty Ivy's pleasure
when she returns to find that it's been business as usual.
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But she said I was to close!
And she said...
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I was to "clean... the... paintwork...
over... the... front... window."
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Not only business as usual,
but cleaning up the paintwork.
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I think we've got it.
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I don't need a new suit.
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You do need it!
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We can adjust the sleeves.
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They can adjust the sleeves.
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It's popular material.
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It's popular material.
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I don't think it will be with me.
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It is with ME. I'm fed up with you
taking me out in your old suit.
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We could go out less.
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He likes it. We'll take it.
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I like it. We'll take it.
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I'll wait on. You will NOT!
You will stay behind the scenes in the kitchen. Why the kitchen?
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Because all catering establishments
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have a little tatty herbert,
just like you, kept in the kitchen.
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Oh. Why didn't you say?
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In my opinion this amounts
to heavy-duty catering. Real macho catering.
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Mind how you go.
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Good morning.
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How do? He means "good day, sir".
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Here. Put your bum on there.
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Would you care to take a seat, sir?
Thank you.
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I had him first!
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Get IN that kitchen!
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I won't go in the kitchen
till I know what MY customer wants.
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You can't get the staff nowadays.
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What may I get you, sir?
What's your hot dish of the day?
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Er... um... Cold.
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Your hot dish of the day is cold?!
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If there's anything else we can
tempt you with... Cold chicken?
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Apart from cold chicken.
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I know what you want!
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You'd like a nice ham salad.
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Why don't I have a nice ham salad?
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Ham salad. One ham salad.
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Where is everybody? Through there.
Bit keen in here, aren't they?
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You've stumbled into a period
of activity. I know how you feel.
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Actually,
it's ME what's in charge...
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of the whole, entire thing.
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I'm learning the business.
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What about you?
I'm just a passing idiot.
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You may have come to the right place.
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Ham salad.
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And two thin slices
of bread and butter.
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And a thumb-print.
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Who ordered that? I told you
not to wait on. He doesn't usually.
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Nor do YOU! At least I'm suitable.
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For a waitress, I agree.
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Give us a hand with the ladders,
will you?
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Enjoy your thumb-print.
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You'll be all right, lad.
It's perfectly... safe. My chaps have a firm hold of the ladders.
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"My chaps"?! Oh, my chaps! Ho-ho.
That'll be enough of that!
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That's fine. Off you go, lad.
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That's fine. You'll be all right.
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Just put your foot on the plank.
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That's the way. That's right.
Jolly good.
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It's wobbling!
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Wobbling? No, I don't think so.
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There might be a faint tremor
but you can cope with that.
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Just watch me
and follow my signals.
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It's wobbling. I felt it that time.
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Wobble, wobble!
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Look, come down, will you?
Just... come down.
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He's hardly a graceful aerialist.
The trouble with all that muscle is that they get clumsy.
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Let Clegg have a go. ME?!
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It's got to be you. I have to hold
myself ready for instant catering.
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Someone will be holding the ladder.
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But I'm not very good at heights.
I like a bit of terra firma.
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And the more the firma
the less the terra!
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Just watch my signals.
I'll guide you. Don't worry, Norm.
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You're perfectly safe
with Butterfingers here!
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You're shaking the ladder!
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A shaking ladder!? I won't perform
on any shaking ladder.
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You've shattered his confidence.
Did you hear it snap?
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It IS nice to be back on the ground!
Being on the ground suits me down to the ground.
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It's not THAT high.
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It looks different
from up there. I remember thinking, "It looks different from up there."
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I'd go, but not in these trousers.
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00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,900
You'd think the END was in sight!
244
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:28,899
Don't exert yourselves. I'LL do it.
I should have done it in the first place.
245
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:32,480
Instead of leaving it
to subordinates. Hmm!
246
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:39,820
You learn in man-management circles
that subordinates can seldom be relied on.
247
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:58,240
Ah... yes... it... it... it DOES
look different from up here.
248
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,240
NO! DON'T!
249
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:19,200
Hold the ladder. I AM holding
the flaming ladder! Hold the plank!
250
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,640
Hey up, it's Nora! I'LL serve her!
251
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,120
Don't let go! Come back, that man!
252
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,919
Morning, Nora. Morning, Wally.
253
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,640
I've got a new suit.
254
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,280
I'm sorry to hear that, Wally.
255
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,480
Where are you going?! Don't leave!
256
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:50,920
This is a direct order. Do NOT,
I say again, do NOT abandon this plank.
257
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,060
It's a popular material. Ah.
258
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,000
Hey up, Nora!
259
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:09,659
Who let YOU round there?!
Where will he spring from next?
260
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:16,360
Oh, Nora, LOVE. When I see thee
my old heart goes bumpity-bump...
261
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,240
Not with wrinkled stockings on!
262
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,839
Have you seen who's here?
263
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,159
Are you going to stand there
and let him insult me?
264
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,479
Listen, I've enough trouble
with me new suit!
265
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,539
New suit?! Don't tell me, Wally,
tha's got a new suit!
266
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:38,859
At my age!
267
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:44,320
At my age you start thinking
of the more PEACEFUL years.
268
00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:49,019
I was very happy in this old suit.
269
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:54,579
This is no time to be optimistic,
but you'll get used to each other.
270
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:57,319
Do you think so? Of course you will.
271
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:04,200
Once you've taken it for a walk,
stuffed its little pockets full, taught it how to sit.
272
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,760
Yeah. It'll follow thee anywhere.
273
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,760
Hello. Hello! Who's that...?
274
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,299
Is anybody in there?
275
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:19,040
We'd better get him down.
He can get down himself.
276
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,440
I told you.
277
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:32,319
Eh, listen, thanks, folks.
Can't say the FOOD was much,
278
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,300
but the floor-show...!
279
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,200
Ah, good. Come again.
280
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:58,859
Was it a good idea,
or was it a good idea?
281
00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:01,859
For us to do all the hard work?
282
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:05,280
Planning. The old computer.
283
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:08,779
How about a toasted sandwich?
284
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,859
You've had three already!
285
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:14,739
Hey up! It's rationing again.
286
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:20,059
Get a move on. Wesley will be back
at 3 o'clock for his vehicle.
287
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:24,319
I'll inspect your work in a minute.
Hey, Foggy...
288
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,500
bog off.
289
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,919
I bet there was someone like him
when they built the pyramids.
290
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,599
That's why they end in a point.
291
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:43,379
They ought to have been a square
until a certain former corporal started poking his papyrus in!
292
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:47,039
I can see him with a little whip.
Woops.
293
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:52,139
High-rise flats. That's what
pyramids were supposed to be.
294
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:57,419
I bet he looked a right muffin
in an Egyptian mini-skirt.
295
00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:01,760
Hey, Norm. I wonder
where he wore his stripes!
296
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,560
Aahhh! Yarrgghhh!
297
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,759
YOU DOZY GREAT PRONG!
298
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,359
Some sense of humour,
these Egyptians.
299
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,760
If you've finished this area,
it's time to move along a bit.
300
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:25,399
Be ready for my signal to stop.
301
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,220
Now, move it along, slowly.
302
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,259
Sorry.
303
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:44,160
Where are you going? Up the Nile.
304
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,000
Come back, that man!
305
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,520
WESLEY!
306
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,480
No! Follow me!
307
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,420
WESLEY! STOP IT! WESLEY!
308
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,240
WESLEY! WESLEY!
309
00:26:59,290 --> 00:27:03,840
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