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Right, take your jackets off.
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We shall all feel better for a free
flow of air round the old shirt.
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Hey, strap's a bit loose.
I know. I'm losing weight.
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There. That should be
wide enough for our purposes.
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That man! That man!
Take 'em off! Take 'em off!
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Oh, glass in the eyes. Yes, I can
just see fragments in the eyeballs.
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You can't play in those, you know.
Football is a very physical game.
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Not the way I play it.
You'd better take 'em off.
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Otherwise he'll have us shot
at dawn for disobeying an order. It won't be long, anyway.
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Can you smell that air? I can feel
it whistling up me... No vulgarity! Healthy minds in healthy bodies!
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At least vulgarity
can be done with your coat on(!)
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We want to get the blood surging,
want some colour in the cheeks, want somebody in goal...
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Why is it you can always see
his little perforations?!
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Ohh!
Oh, you'll never walk alone.
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WITH PAIN: I'll keep goal.
I want you to slam them at me unmercifully.
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Don't spare me.
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Foggy! Watch this!
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Foul!
WHISTLE BLOWS
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OW! Ahh! Ah!
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Watch out, Foggy!
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Ah-ha. Hey hey!
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Mister, can I have my wellie back?
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Oh, shut up!
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It's a crude, unpolished game.
It nearly polished THEE off!
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It lacks finesse. It's very much
the knock-about sport of the working classes. What's he on about?
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The knock-about sport
of the working classes - the blonde from Gregson Street.
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Trudy Edwards? Ha! He knows her,
tha sees. Only by reputation.
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Ah, but what a reputation!
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She WAS going out with Tommy Weston.
I hear he's better now.
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I was talking about the intrinsic
crudity of the game of football. Give over, it's pure poetry. Rubbish!
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What's your game, then?
..Goff.
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BOTH: Goff?!
Well, golf then.
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It's a queen of sport - bunkers,
niblicks, birdies, eagles, and a certain indefinable social prestige.
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Tha plays golf...goff?!
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All those times you lounged
with a drink in the clubhouse in St Andrews you never saw me play?
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Not even a peekaboo.
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Ohh! Ugh! Yeugh! Phah!
What's up now? It's the same tea as always.
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I know. I don't know
how tha does it! Pshaw! Dear!
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Neither do I at this price(!)
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Here. Keep this thing
on your wrist. Aw, it's got all sugar on it. Oi! Careful.
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Steady on! The plating'll come off.
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That's waterproof!
But is it "Sid's tea-proof"? Oh!
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Oh, look. Wear it round your neck.
I can't tell the time under me chin.
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Slip your arm out. We're not going
to play football again, are we? No.
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Hold your hand out, naughty boy.
Try that. There. You try it there.
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Slip your arm out if you want the
time. That way you won't lose it.
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It'll keep it out of Sid's tea.
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I fought the Third Reich on better.
You nearly lost, though!
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We went to school all them years.
We got the three Rs and woodwork.
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Nothing on how to fight the Reich!
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When have YOU played golf?
I used to play regularly.
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It was part of the social life when
I was stationed in the Canal Zone.
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You'd have been better off
learning how to swim.
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Hey, I didn't know
you had golf courses in the desert. Oh, yes. It's just one big bunker.
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I wouldn't mind reactivating
the old clubs again.
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When did tha last play?
Oh, it's like riding a bicycle - you never forget.
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True, elephants and bicycle riders
never forget.
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Give a bicycle rider a bun, and 20
years later tweak him on the trunk
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and you will hear him trumpeting
with pleasure.
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When WAS it you last played?
..September. September?
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..1939.
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I was set for the Juniors' Cup when
that fool, Hitler, invaded Poland.
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He thought he'd lose
the Juniors' Cup(!)
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1939!
You can't call yourself a golfer.
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Murder once, you're a murderer
for life. Or you used to be!
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Now it's 12 years,
and society's fault.
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1939!
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I've a set of high-class equipment
up in the attic. Do you know...
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I bet the last of the Dewhursts
could still whack a nifty ball.
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Couldn't hit it wi' a bargepole!
I've a natural swing.
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I know - from the hip, with a
slight touch of the "Hello, sailor".
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Ah-ah.
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You can't ruffle
my iron self-control.
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I'm prepared to show my aptitude
on any course you choose. Is thee?
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It'll be boring. No wonder
Hitler preferred invading Poland.
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This afternoon, then. Get a cheap
ticket and make a fool of yourself.
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I accept your challenge.
We shall see who looks foolish.
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You forget we of the middle classes
take our recreations seriously.
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Fool! That hat was made by
the premier hatter of Cleckheaton.
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I'm sure they're in here somewhere.
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It looks like the den
of the Great Wardrobe Spider!
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Hey, Norm, can you smoke up here?
Only your own. I'll wait, then.
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See its claw marks?
What? The Great Wardrobe Spider.
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You can see where it's lured pieces
of furniture through that door-hole.
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After first stinging them
with a bite in the main arterial dovetail joint.
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Aah! Spiderman! No!
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MAKES SOUNDS OF PISTOL SHOTS
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Can we get on searching? It's a
half-set in a stout leather bag.
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Talking of a stout leather bag,
where's your landlady?
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She goes once a week
to have her hair set in concrete.
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Most of this stuff is hers.
I should hope so!
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My monogram is on
some of the better pieces.
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COD? What?
Call for One of the Dewhursts.
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Hey, Norm, who was "Gig-li"?
Who was this?
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I'm grateful for the usual
high standard of assistance I've come to expect from you two.
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Let Corporal Dewhurst do
all the work. It's my back. Oooh.
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Oh!
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Hey-up! She looks like Nora Batty!
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Lend us your stays.
My back is something terrible.
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Here we go again - the phantom back.
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His slipped disc's
cost enough in benefits to buy a nuclear submarine.
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That expression! Don't tell me
THAT ever needed liberating.
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That brings back memories
of Mersa Metru. Was that her name?
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How many games have been
played on that in the mess?
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Quite a number, I would judge.
Going by her expression.
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Hey, look what's in here!
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00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:35,580
Will you come out
of other people's drawers. Ow!
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PILLOCK! Me finger! Oh-ho!
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You're very nimble on your feet.
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Hey, look. Anyone for tennis?
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That's just what I want. It won't
go with your wellies. Let us try.
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Ah, I knew they were here somewhere.
All right, old clubs, help is at hand.
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Oh, Nora, that is definitely you!
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I don't know what to do
about your wooden leg, though. Never mind, sweetheart,
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you SHALL go to the ball.
Ta-da!
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Ah.
Will you stop messing about?
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Turn that thing off. Here.
Now then, I'll show you a trick or two.
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Very good, Foggy. We liked
the first trick. Shut up!
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You couldn't buy a set of clubs
like this these days, you know.
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Fashioned by craftsmen,
these were...
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Now...
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You know, some fool's had these
near the heat.
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Oh.
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D'you think I'd get round with them?
Do it well and they'll all want one(!)
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The Dales could be full
of the sounds of men twisting their mashie-niblicks.
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There we are, love. There's your
change. Did you enjoy that? Good. Come again. Tell your friends.
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Mind crossing that road, won't you?
Bye-bye.
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HUMS HAPPILY
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What's up wi' YOU? You not well?
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No sarcasm, please.
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Well, all this activity
deserves comment.
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Usually, it's like
you've got rigor mortis.
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Very humorous, love.
I feared we'd eventually bury you with your elbow still on the counter.
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Clegg says marriage
is two people sharing a bathroom -
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like they do in prison!
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Still, you've moved briskly before.
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There was that occasion you lowered
your idle, fat butt on my hotplate.
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I'm just clearing up early.
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Oh, this is gonna be good(!)
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Let's hear it, then. Why?
Why?
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Why?
Well...um...
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Why be tied to a rigid timetable?
Man's not a machine, he's impulsive.
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Sara Gledhill's got
your fingermarks to prove it. You want every day the same.
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But Man will not be confined
by routine.
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Gaugin gave a good job up to paint
dusky maidens in the South Pacific.
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Hey, he's a mucky devil!
Just something he had to do.
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You try laying a paint brush
on Sara Gledhill, I'll break both your elbows.
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It's going to be quiet.
I thought we'd close early. Oh?
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I could take the van
and collect them spuds you've been wanting from Morris's.
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LIAR!
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OK, I'm picking Mrs Gledill up,
for a turn in my pleasure waggon.
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You're going golfing with them
three. I heard you arrange it!
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Go!
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BICYCLE SQUEAKS
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Hey-up!
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Ohhh...twinges of cramp in the calf.
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It's the disability feared most
by all virtuosos of the bicycle.
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You were struggling coming uphill.
I almost thought you were going to get off and walk(!) Cor, hoo-hoo!
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Ay, it was just an idea I had(!)
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Why do we have all the fleshy
padding at the back of the leg
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and none where you need it -
on the shin?
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(Hey! ..Look at this lot.)
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Fancy being up for municipal rape
and finding that lot on the jury!
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Lady golfers!
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They say Hitler's bodyguard was
composed of lady golfers. Do they?
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Oh, where the hell is he?
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I bet he's sneaking a practice
wi' them curly clubs. He wouldn't.
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Foggy's wears his cockups on his
sleeve. Here comes the cockup now!
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Have you been drinking?
You'll show me up in front of the Tory Party at play.
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Hey-up! It's fancy-dress day.
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You'd have thought going that far,
he'd have put a red nose on.
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You didn't spend much time choosing
sporting gear. I changed me jacket.
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What did you change it for?!
It's my sporting jacket. I wear it at Doncaster races.
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Here! You can carry these.
I want you to hide behind them.
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Whenever I look in your direction,
I want to see plenty of golf bag and very little YOU.
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He's made you his caddie. Oh, ta(!)
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He's got to give you a tip.
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Gary Player gave his caddie
all his winnings.
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HE'S not going to win anything!
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If you do it for a penny a stroke,
by the end of the day you'll be able to pay off the national debt.
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How are the greens?
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I'm not going to carry
this lot around. Oh!
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Watch out! Look what you're doing!
You should have one of them.
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Where's big mouth from the cafe?
No point in starting without him.
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HE'LL not take a gentleman's word
for the score. What's the time?
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Just a moment.
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There. Ten past.
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Cover that shirt up. What the 'eck!
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Will you get off?
You great ninny, you've got me arm in me pocket, now.
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Suppose they think we're related?!
Not a hope.
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What're you doing?
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BUZZ OF CONVERSATION
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SILENCE
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Good afternoon.
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Oh!
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Keep him out of here.
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Don't do anything. Don't say
anything. Take your cue from me.
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Sit down there.
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Sit down there.
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Take that revolting hat off. Now,
while I'm at the bar...don't move.
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If you stir, I'll slice
both ears off with a No. 4 iron.
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Old chap, what're you drinking?
A pint.
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A half! It's not a filling station.
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And try not to get froth
all over your face.
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You don't get froth on gnat's water!
Keep your voice down! His voice's rougher than his chin.
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Ah, good day to you, steward.
Good day, sir. Three halves of your ale, please.
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One each for us and one for our, er,
caddie, there. Hey-up, Henry Cotton.
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If I've got to stay
in this steaming jungle, can I have a packet of monkey nuts?
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He's been a source of embarrassment
to me all day. The humiliation!
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All I wanted was a bag of nuts!
SID: You've a bag of clubs instead!
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And the Lord appeared and said,
"I am the Lord thy God."
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Whereupon they were much displeased,
saying, "Oh, yes? And what's your handicap, then?"
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Look at him! Just LOOK at him.
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It's what you'd expect if you tried
to conjure a small evil spirit at night in an Oxfam shop.
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I'll bet there's rabbits round here.
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And they're all very house-proud -
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every hole's got a little number on.
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Pay attention to Foggy when he's
insulting you. You can't insult HIM.
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I'm sure you could if you asked him
nicely. If you ask me nicely. Go on!
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COMPO WHISTLES TO HIMSELF
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Ssh.
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CARRIES ON WHISTLING
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Ssh.
STOPS WHISTLING
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YAWNS NOISILY
225
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,580
Take this peppermint and shut up!
226
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,320
Well! What a performance!
227
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:43,000
Hey-up! I saw a rabbit!
228
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,320
I saw one! Shut up! Over there!
229
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:51,480
All right, I'll move on, start at
the second. No, don't apologise(!)
230
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:56,440
Who's apologising? I'll give this
one a miss. That's very kind of you.
231
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,120
Sorry about this.
232
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,200
That were a buck rabbit!
I swear, it was that big.
233
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,080
That's a pony. What about that big?
234
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:16,560
You've forgotten your balls, sir.
235
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,800
Balls, sir! And you, sir!
236
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:25,820
We'll return them
when we pass him on his way back.
237
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:33,660
They're too expensive to lose.
The shop here pays a shilling for every one you find. A shilling each?
238
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:38,960
You can forget that. They're going
straight back to their owner.
239
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,520
A shilling! A shilling each.
240
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:50,340
It's noticeable how impressed
you've suddenly become by the game of golf.
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WHISTLES CHEERFULLY
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00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:59,280
How's he going to hit it with that?
Better off with a stick of rhubarb!
243
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,240
Ohh. Yes. Ahem!
244
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MAKES ANGRY NOISES
Get on with you!
245
00:23:55,980 --> 00:24:01,020
Ah! Gotcha! ..Yes, yes.
There she goes.
246
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:09,280
Ah, yes...it's all coming back
to me. All right, keeping the score then, that's 1.
247
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:15,800
Where's frog face?
Trust him to miss my triumph. Has he gone after that rabbit?
248
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:22,640
I shouldn't think so,
not without help. According to him it was, oh...four foot high.
249
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:54,360
I'm getting the hang of it - matter
of compensating for the curve. Of course. Yes.
250
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:01,340
Aah! Ah! Ooh! Oh!
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43.
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00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,280
We won't count that one.
253
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:14,680
I hit it! It's gone for miles!
You... Ahem, come on chaps, get up.
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00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,540
Come on. On your feet. Follow me.
255
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:20,040
Come on, up the fairway.
256
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,120
Oh, ho-ho!
257
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,480
Look! There it is.
258
00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:05,500
Get your bargain balls here - 4p.
That's all they are. Here we are, sir, half-a-dozen.
259
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:11,760
Thank you. You won't buy
balls like this anywhere else. Only slightly soiled.
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00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,620
You great idiot, you!
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You knocked it off!
You've moved my ball!
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Are you related to those blasted...
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All right, you've made your point.
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00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,540
Only the middle classes
could take THIS seriously.
265
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:58,040
I'm going before she DOES think I'm
off in my pleasure wagon. Ta-ra.
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00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,580
Any more of you?!
267
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:03,040
Perhaps we can get on, then.
268
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:10,340
Drinks are on me, tonight!
269
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:15,280
All the bars are closed by now,
except in downtown Majorca.
270
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,320
That man! Hold that lamp still.
271
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Dewhurst never gives up.
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