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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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GRADE 3
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THE FRIENDS
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Why don't we kiss?
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What for?
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What do you mean, what for?
Because it's nice, idiot
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Are you kidding me?
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- No
- No, no, no
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Come on, it's nice
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No, leave me alone
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Come on, I don't bite
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What's wrong with you?!
Leave me alone
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What a coward,
you're so boring
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Hey, I just can't be bothered.
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Oh, the poor little fag can't be
bothered Come on, man
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- Are you being serious?
- Of course
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Okay.
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Yes
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- Okay?
- Okay, okay, okay
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Come on,
you're not doing anything
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Neither are you
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Come on, close your eyes,
like this
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No, I like it with my eyes open
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Alright, relax,
like this
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Come on, Matias, act like a man,
will you?
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Hey, it's not that easy!
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But relax, don't stress so much
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Okay, I'm trying to do something,
okay? You're not doing much either
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Hey, that's fresh, I proposed this
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- Hey!
- Okay...
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You can't be such a coward, man
Come on,
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still want to, don't pretend you don't
Hey, come on, you still want to anyway
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Okay...
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You want this, come here
Look, put your hand here,
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okay
Put this one here...
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But relax, relax
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There, okay, go
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And, was it good?
Was it bad?
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- Good
- Did you like it?
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Yeah, really good
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Why are you looking at
me with that face?
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Tell me, was it nice,
was it good, was it bad?
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- So-so
- Okay...
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No! Man, no,
it was really good... really good
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No, man, it was disgusting, awful,
no, no I didn't like it at all
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How could you kiss me that roughly?
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So slobbery, you even put your
tongue up my nose
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Disgusting
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THE WEDLOCK
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Good night.
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- Gabriela
- Mmm?
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- Gabita
- I love you
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I, I, I think I'm not up for it tonight
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- Are you asking me?
- No, I'm telling you, honey
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I'm fine here, thanks
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THE EX
Didn't I tell you that I bring you
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THE EX
to the door of your house?
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THE EX
I'm a gentleman
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Yes, thank you very much
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Well, it was nice seeing you
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Yes, wasn't it?
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Yes, I liked the idea of being
able to get together, eat,
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have a drink, and for it to be...
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For it to be what?
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Civilized
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Do you know who's been missing
you a lot lately?
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The dog...
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No...
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You're lovely mother
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No, not my mother either,
no, no...
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My family never wants
to see you again, eh?
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To my family, you're the bad guy
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And to my mother, you're the slut
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Oh
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Who then?
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Guess
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You
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A part of me
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Your little forest
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It was really nice
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- Good night
- Good night
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- Well, thank you for everything
- No, thank you. Bye
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Bye
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I didn't eat her,
I didn't eat her, man...
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Sorry buddy, forgive me
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What are you doing?!
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I'm like a turkey, sorry,
it's that I have a small bladder,
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you know me, besides,
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I'm marking my territory
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Do you want to come in?
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No, I already peed it all,
no need to come in
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Do you want to come in
and have a drink?
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Really?
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THE BIRTHDAY
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I'm sorry, grandpa, excuse me.
I think I have the wrong house
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No, I don't think so
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Oh, um, I'm Teresa
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I'm looking for Armando
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I am Armando
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I'm serious. Does Armando live here?
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You must be the lady I requested
from Mrs. Telvina
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Yes, I am. Oh, but grandpa,
this is all bad
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Why?
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What you need is a nurse,
or a priest,
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or anything except me,
I'm sorry
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No, no, no. I have the money
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Oh grandpa, with all due respect...
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What is it?
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It's just that I can't incriminate
myself with you Understand?
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One little wiggle and I'll kill you
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Let's leave it for your next
reincarnation, okay?
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Reincarnation
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I'll show you how
I reincarnate it
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- all into you, honey
- Excuse me?
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I want to enjoy life,
even if it's for the last time
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What a joy it is to see you
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Why don't you come in?
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Have the kindness.
This way, come in
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SHARED APARTMENT
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Shit! What the fuck? It's all dirty...
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Don't you like big dicks?
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Give it all to me then
It's going to hurt, eh?
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You don't deserve this, kitten
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No, it's okay...
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What a mess, I can't believe this guy
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Fuck me, Fuck me
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mmm... But look at that, honey...
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That garbage is out of line,
for fuck's sake Come here, come
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Harder! Harder! More!
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Mmm, you're so hot. Hot
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You're hot, honey
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Hey dog, what's up with the garbage?
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It's been there for four days,
what's up?
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Can't you smell it rotting?
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If we're living together we have
to share, man Huh?
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Please, I asked you to do it, and no
Over and over,
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I tell you and you don't do a thing
And this, huh? What's this, dog?
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Shit, I get it...
You just want to pull up a chair, easy,
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and wait for the rats to multiply.
So, you're an idiot.
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- Hey...
- Hey, that's not true...
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Four thousand times,
how long is this going to last?
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Four thousand times is too much...
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Mmm, too much, don't you think, honey?
Cutie, hottie, mmm, you're the hottest
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No, you're hot
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You're so hot
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No, you're hot
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Yummy, kitty
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Hey, what if we go to our
room right now?
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I'm going to get the whipped cream
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Oh, what are we going to do,
play with the cream?
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What are you going to do to me?
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Papayas and cream
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Yum, hot.
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And you, what are you doing here
in your room, all by yourself, huh?
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Nothing
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- Aren't you going out?
- No?
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Oh, the froggy is laughing
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Yeah, what are you doing here?
You don't have class tomorrow
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Go out man, go for a spin, a club,
or anything
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What is your mission on earth, dog?
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Party! You're young,
for fuck's sake
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You know what
I'm talking about, man
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What are we here for?
Scoring, right dog?
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Go out for a spin, get some
babes, huh?
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Go get some pussy,
a blowjob,
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some ass
What's up dog? Yeah...
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Friday night, man
Huh? Like me, man...
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I'm going to eat her up
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It's Tuesday, man
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GRADE 1
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Come on, cookie,
don't get mad. Hey, hey
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Mmm?
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You're lasagna was amazing
Is that your mother's recipe?
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It's the same one I always make
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It was really good, but a bomb
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No, really cookie,
I don't feel like it today
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Well, when are you going
to feel like it?
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Well, I don't know.
Do you want an exact date?
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October 19h, 2009?
Is that good for you?
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Can't you wait for the weekend, honey?
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Cristian, we haven't made love
for 3 weeks
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Hey, it hasn't been 3 weeks
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No? And when was the last time?
Cristian!
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Well, I don't know
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I don't keep a record of when
we have sex, Cookie
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And the answer should always be
"last night"
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Please, nobody does it every night
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Do you think that the underwear has to
come down as soon as the sun sets
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and then we have
to do the thing? Please...
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Cookie
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I know Gabriela, I know
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- I love you
- Me too
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Give me a little kiss
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Okay, okay, okay
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Honey, I need orgasms
Several orgasms
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Well, order them on the phone, huh?
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Ask for a special order of
orgasms and if they're
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not here in three minutes,
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they're free
Cookie... free
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Mmm
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Okay Chuni, let's do it
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Seriously?
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Let's to it. Let's do it.
Cookie, I want to do it too, eh? Okay
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Okay
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I also feel like it, yes. Why
would I lie if I also want to do it?
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Okay, okay
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What are you waiting for?
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Well, I thought that
you were going to start
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Oh no, I always have to start,
it's your turn
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You never take the initiative,
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you always lie back and wait for me
to kiss your entire body
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First of all, Gabriela,
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I thought that we were going
to stop saying "you never", huh?
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It's like I have to have a lawyer
to sleep with you
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I'm going to have to call your
brother Rafael
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- and ask for an appointment
- You can't be this straight-faced,
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Cookie I swear,
you always go and lie back
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I have to kiss your
entire body and you go:
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"Oh, Cookie, that's
nice, do that, do that"
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And then you want to bone
me right away
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- That is not true
- Yes, it's true
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That is not true,
do not raise false testimony
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Cristian, it's true, it's true
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I wish it wasn't true!
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I wish we weren't talking
about this whole thing
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Come on, honey
No! I swear
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What's wrong with us?
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Nothing's wrong, honey,
nothing's wrong, huh?
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You want to do it,
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I want to do it
You want me to take the initiative,
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well...
I'll take the initiative! Huh?
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Is that what you want? Huh?
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Do you want me to do the
bad monster?
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Do you want the monster?
I'll do it, I'll do it
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Brrrr, the headless
monster that you like
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Mmm ugly, he's bad
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The immortal
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Umm... excuse me
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What is it?
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Nothing, it's just a little dark
down there
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I can't see well, honey,
I want to be sure...
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...that I can get to
business there, and,
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umm, and make you happy. Okay
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Okay, okay. Scary monster
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What is it, man?
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Easy man, easy
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I came to ask you something
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What is it?
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I thought...
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...that we could do something hot
Hot, something hot, really hot
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- What is it, man?
- Did you see Inesita today?
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Hot, eh?
Gorgeous, man, a true babe.
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00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:53,856
A real one, man,
254
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:57,894
from Santiago, private school,
255
00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:00,764
good shampoo, hot water,
good language
256
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:02,865
What did we come to Santiago for, man?
257
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:06,742
From Arica, man, like brothers,
together, huh?
258
00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:08,804
So papa eats prime,
259
00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:10,906
papa shares Santiago
260
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:14,608
I want to give you a chance, mmm?
261
00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:16,780
Do you want to come into the
bedroom with us?
262
00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:22,660
- All three of us?
- All three
263
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:25,797
Of course, man
264
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,799
Good, man, that's my dog
265
00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:43,604
Let's see, wait
266
00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:48,641
Okay, there, there
267
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:50,681
Yes?
268
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,809
Yes. No, no look, look, hey.
269
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:55,911
Cuec, cuec.
270
00:17:55,921 --> 00:18:01,791
Like that, shhh, look,
there, mm?
271
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:05,662
You can play here, look
272
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,791
Pumping, pumping
273
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:10,860
Here, like this
274
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:12,665
Hey...
275
00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,811
Come, come
276
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,877
You know, I think maybe
277
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:27,680
you're not the woman
278
00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:29,654
I think it could work,
279
00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:31,656
but with another woman
280
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:35,649
I know you too much, Cristina,
and I feel like talking,
281
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:37,821
- like watching TV with you
- I'm the only one!
282
00:18:37,829 --> 00:18:39,797
Do you think another girl
283
00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:42,631
is going to want to go to bed
with you knowing that you're a pansy?
284
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,827
No, man!
285
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,702
There are plenty of women who would
like to be with a gay man,
286
00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:48,898
and everyone knows that
You know it
287
00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,875
Well...
288
00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:56,781
...you're standing in front of one
289
00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:01,684
Are you into gay guys?
290
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,620
Cristina, you're into gays
291
00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,714
You've never told me, you're into gays!
292
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:07,749
If you're into gays,
you are gay, girl
293
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,783
No, man, no,
I'm not into gays, I'm not
294
00:19:09,828 --> 00:19:10,817
Too gay, too gay
295
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:11,851
No, listen to me
296
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:13,626
Now I understand everything
297
00:19:13,665 --> 00:19:14,893
No... They give me
a special morbid fascination
298
00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:16,862
I think that,
mmm, it could be nice. Couldn't it?
299
00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:18,903
- You're gay, girl
- No, man, I'm not gay,
300
00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:20,764
I'm not interested in
having anything else with you,
301
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:21,772
don't freak out
302
00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:23,773
You're gay then
303
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,799
Look, the only thing I'm interested
304
00:19:25,844 --> 00:19:29,712
in is watching
you turn into a man that loves tits,
305
00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:30,737
I don't know...
306
00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:35,879
That loves pussy, clitoris,
periods, chicks! Mmm?
307
00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:38,822
Periods?
308
00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:41,751
Sounds really nice,
Cristina, really
309
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:43,624
Don't be gross
310
00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:46,597
Gross?
311
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:51,352
Good,
312
00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:54,805
wonderful...
313
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:58,640
It's as if the devil has
taken hold of my body
314
00:19:58,677 --> 00:19:59,666
Do you understand?
315
00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:00,678
Yes
316
00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:04,843
I can feel fire coming out
of my schlong!
317
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:07,852
Schlong?
318
00:20:07,886 --> 00:20:11,686
Grandpa,
let's set something straight first
319
00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:14,817
Don't ask me to do anything dirty,
all right?
320
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,628
I don't do degenerate things. Agreed?
321
00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:18,856
Agreed
322
00:20:18,897 --> 00:20:20,797
Fantastic.
323
00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:23,760
So, you told me it was your birthday
324
00:20:23,802 --> 00:20:25,667
Yes, my birthday
325
00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:27,672
And, how old are you now?
326
00:20:27,706 --> 00:20:30,834
Well... I'm turning seven
thousand years old
327
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,811
But it feel's like I'm thirty!
328
00:20:34,813 --> 00:20:38,749
I feel like Johnny Weissmuller
329
00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:41,718
And who is Johnny Weissmuller?
330
00:20:41,753 --> 00:20:42,742
Who is Weissmuller?
331
00:20:42,787 --> 00:20:46,848
He was the best Tarzan
in the history of film
332
00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:49,792
Ohh, Tarzan
333
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:53,821
He could call the elephants
with a single shout
334
00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:56,629
- Sure...
- He'd go like this:
335
00:20:57,636 --> 00:21:01,766
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa...
336
00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,709
Is something wrong, Mr. Armando?
337
00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:05,867
Umm, excuse me, Miss
338
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:08,743
- Do you feel all right?
- No, no, I'm fine
339
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,805
- Do you want me to help?
- No, no, I'll be right back
340
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,839
Aaaa...
341
00:21:33,738 --> 00:21:37,799
The blue pill, that's all...
342
00:21:53,725 --> 00:21:55,852
Look at yourself.
343
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:58,761
Incredible, incredible
344
00:21:58,763 --> 00:22:01,630
This is incredible, look,
345
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:03,691
This is deluxe wine
346
00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:05,761
Deluxe view,
347
00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:08,671
house, haircut...
You've outdone yourself,
348
00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:09,674
so modern
349
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:10,663
Yes?
350
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,809
Everything is so different.
351
00:22:12,844 --> 00:22:14,778
Since when do you drink wine?
352
00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:15,837
Huh?
353
00:22:15,847 --> 00:22:17,610
Didn't wine give you heartburn?
354
00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:19,844
Don't be silly,
good wine never gives heartburn
355
00:22:19,884 --> 00:22:20,851
Okay
356
00:22:20,885 --> 00:22:21,852
Yes!
357
00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,746
Did you know that wine has
made me travel a lot?
358
00:22:24,756 --> 00:22:26,621
- Get out...
- No, really,
359
00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:29,752
I think that I've practically been
around the world a couple of times
360
00:22:29,794 --> 00:22:30,783
More than the pope
361
00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:34,856
Besides,
it makes me look good with company
362
00:22:36,735 --> 00:22:38,760
Come, come and try it, come
363
00:22:49,748 --> 00:22:52,808
Oh, guests
364
00:22:52,817 --> 00:22:57,720
Yes, I can't complain,
I have a lot of company
365
00:22:57,756 --> 00:22:59,689
Lots of men, huh?
366
00:22:59,724 --> 00:23:02,659
Plenty of lovers too, huh?
367
00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:04,889
- Are you jealous?
Jealous...
368
00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,688
For your information,
369
00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:08,791
both men and women
come to this house.
370
00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:12,792
Luckily, the world didn't end
after you, Gaston
371
00:23:12,837 --> 00:23:15,772
What are these things?
372
00:23:16,808 --> 00:23:18,605
No, they're berries
373
00:23:18,643 --> 00:23:20,838
Berries, what do you need berries for?
374
00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:21,846
For the champagne
375
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,873
Champagne...
When have you ever drunk champagne?
376
00:23:28,753 --> 00:23:30,687
Mmm... excuse me.
377
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:44,898
Look at this. Mmm, this is a table
378
00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:48,634
This one won't make it past ten years,
no way
379
00:23:48,673 --> 00:23:50,834
If this table could talk..
380
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,843
it even smells like man
381
00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:54,844
- Oh, yes?
- Oh, no?
382
00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:57,814
Let's see, I don't know,
help me check
383
00:23:57,849 --> 00:23:59,646
Come here, closer,
384
00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:01,742
lean over
385
00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:02,742
Hey
386
00:24:02,921 --> 00:24:04,854
Inhale,
387
00:24:04,889 --> 00:24:08,723
hold it, eh?
Feel the aroma, air it
388
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,594
and tell me what it evokes to you
389
00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:15,732
It evokes ass to me
390
00:24:20,638 --> 00:24:23,766
- You like fucking around, huh?
- What about you?
391
00:24:23,808 --> 00:24:26,777
- You're so
- So what?
392
00:24:26,811 --> 00:24:29,780
So straight-faced. Cheers
393
00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:31,782
But no one
394
00:24:31,816 --> 00:24:33,875
does what you like
395
00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:48,631
So?
396
00:24:49,701 --> 00:24:52,693
Okay. David, my friend...
397
00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:54,762
I know I didn't go much into details
in your room
398
00:24:54,772 --> 00:24:57,866
But I won't be in the mix itself, mmm?
399
00:24:57,909 --> 00:24:59,740
I'm not going to be in the action,
where the fire burns,
400
00:24:59,777 --> 00:25:01,745
I'm going to be here, in my corner
401
00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:03,747
I'm going to be watching, mmm?
402
00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:05,749
I didn't tell you but the dice is
thrown, man let's do this,
403
00:25:05,783 --> 00:25:06,750
let's do this until the end
404
00:25:06,818 --> 00:25:09,719
And David, I want you to know
405
00:25:09,754 --> 00:25:12,689
that I've always thought that
you were really cute
406
00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:16,683
And I've noticed that in this last time
we've been fighting a lot
407
00:25:16,694 --> 00:25:19,629
because
you're a slob
408
00:25:19,664 --> 00:25:22,633
That bothers me but we're not going
to go into discussions now because,
409
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:25,636
we came here for something else, man,
we came here to have fun, get it?
410
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,865
And since I know that
we haven't been getting along lately,
411
00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:30,739
I thought, what better than close the
year with something big, mmm?
412
00:25:30,775 --> 00:25:31,742
With something
important,
413
00:25:31,776 --> 00:25:34,745
something that's going to be in our
memories for the rest of our lives.
414
00:25:34,812 --> 00:25:36,871
Huh? God willing, we're going to have
our family,
415
00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:39,679
and we're not going to do
what we always wanted to do
416
00:25:39,684 --> 00:25:41,743
And this is our chance, dog.
417
00:25:41,753 --> 00:25:44,620
Besides, we've known each other since
we were kids,
418
00:25:44,689 --> 00:25:46,884
our first pubes, our first farts
419
00:25:46,891 --> 00:25:50,850
Who passed you the ball so you could
make that goal in senior year?
420
00:25:50,895 --> 00:25:51,862
You did
421
00:25:53,698 --> 00:25:55,723
Who punched Big Willy?
422
00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:57,667
I did, man
423
00:25:57,702 --> 00:26:01,832
We were together, I was your brother
424
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:06,734
It's your imposing rock,
425
00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:09,804
kissed by the sea,
426
00:26:09,814 --> 00:26:14,842
Symbol of glory,
homeland and loyalty
427
00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:18,754
Arica, always Arica,
428
00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:21,850
Arica until death
429
00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:25,659
Watch out, cops!
430
00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,821
Okay, are you done?
431
00:26:27,865 --> 00:26:30,766
I wanted to tell you something else,
David
432
00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:33,703
I've always thought that you...
always...
433
00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:34,729
Yes, cute, cute,
434
00:26:34,772 --> 00:26:35,864
she thinks you're cute
435
00:26:35,907 --> 00:26:39,604
We got it, but what we need is for you
to bring out that animal inside of you
436
00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:41,737
Besides, she's so hot,
437
00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,872
so hot, look at her
438
00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:45,866
She's so cute, kitty, come here honey
439
00:26:45,901 --> 00:26:47,817
- No, you're hot
- No, you, honey
440
00:26:47,852 --> 00:26:50,844
- No, you hot
- Give me kisses, darling
441
00:26:50,888 --> 00:26:51,912
Okay, lots.
442
00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:54,690
- Like that?
- Hot...
443
00:26:54,692 --> 00:26:55,852
- Or like that?
- Mmm...
444
00:26:55,893 --> 00:26:58,862
Do you want it slow or fast? Lights on
or off? Tongue or no tongue?
445
00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,727
- Oh, my mouse...
- Hey come on
446
00:27:01,632 --> 00:27:01,893
Mmm?
447
00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:06,702
The thing is, um, there might be
a small problem
448
00:27:06,738 --> 00:27:09,605
What? What is it?
Don't you like Inesita, man?
449
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,805
- She's smoking hot
- No, she's incredible
450
00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:16,838
In�s, there could be something that
might make you not want to do this
451
00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:20,749
- Something like what?
- What?
452
00:27:31,662 --> 00:27:33,653
That thing grows and grown, man
453
00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:37,793
Are you washing is with saltpeter, dog?
454
00:27:37,902 --> 00:27:38,869
Javier...
455
00:27:43,908 --> 00:27:46,638
- Because of that...
- Yeah...
456
00:27:46,677 --> 00:27:48,838
But no problem, honey,
we already talked about it
457
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,747
What's the problem? You're not going to
make me look like a liar, now?
458
00:27:51,783 --> 00:27:54,650
Why did you think I was so motivated?
That's my rock! My rock from Arica!
459
00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:56,880
Here it is, honey
A round of applause for the rock!
460
00:27:57,622 --> 00:27:58,782
I can't believe it,
461
00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,757
it's huge
462
00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:04,819
Besides, the door is already open,
baby, what's the problem?
463
00:28:04,862 --> 00:28:08,628
If you ask me, I'm really horny
Can I start touching myself now?
464
00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:09,622
Are you two horny or not?
465
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,860
Yeeees, yes, yes
466
00:28:11,903 --> 00:28:12,835
So?
467
00:28:13,771 --> 00:28:15,671
Oh yeah, okay, so...
468
00:28:15,673 --> 00:28:17,868
That's it, girl,
do something good for your life...
469
00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:20,742
Come on, good girl,
very good, yes, there
470
00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:23,873
leave it there, hot,
471
00:28:25,883 --> 00:28:27,748
this is just what I wanted
472
00:28:27,785 --> 00:28:30,845
The only thing I'm going to ask is
that you do it from every side
473
00:28:30,888 --> 00:28:32,771
You already stretched
out, honey, so don't worry,
474
00:28:32,772 --> 00:28:34,654
breathe deep and move
your eyebrows.
475
00:28:37,862 --> 00:28:43,664
I've got to take a picture of this,
there, smile
476
00:28:53,845 --> 00:28:57,781
Do you like herb tea?
477
00:28:57,849 --> 00:29:01,876
- How nice, thank you, grandpa
- There you go
478
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,616
And do you know something?
479
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:09,683
I also have a cake
480
00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:13,686
But that's for later, for mischief,
481
00:29:13,731 --> 00:29:15,665
for behaving badly
482
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,658
Oh, grandpa, you're so sweet.
483
00:29:18,703 --> 00:29:19,727
Do you know what?
484
00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:23,673
It's a pleasure to work with
gentlemen like yourself
485
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,767
Thank you...
486
00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:27,835
What I would like though...
487
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:33,645
What?
488
00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:37,711
Could I touch one of your titties,
489
00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:39,620
it it's alright
490
00:29:40,892 --> 00:29:44,794
Go ahead, grandpa!
491
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,721
That's what we're here for!
492
00:29:47,765 --> 00:29:50,632
Excuse me
Mmm
493
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:55,251
Oh holy God, wonderful
494
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,927
How soft and warm
495
00:29:59,628 --> 00:30:01,602
My God
496
00:30:02,813 --> 00:30:06,647
Bim, bam, boom,
bim, bam, boom
497
00:30:06,684 --> 00:30:08,652
I don't know if I can
498
00:30:08,686 --> 00:30:10,745
I really don't know if I want to either
499
00:30:11,856 --> 00:30:14,723
Okay, Matias, hey...
500
00:30:18,796 --> 00:30:21,697
We both know that if I don't get
some action,
501
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,757
I'm going to end up falling for some
asshole again
502
00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:26,702
and go back right to where I started.
503
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,729
Come on...
504
00:30:29,774 --> 00:30:35,770
Besides, you're the only man I can
stand to look at
505
00:30:35,913 --> 00:30:37,813
Who, by the way, is still clinging
506
00:30:37,848 --> 00:30:39,748
to the two-timing fag who dumped him
507
00:30:39,784 --> 00:30:41,718
Don't call him a two-timing fag
508
00:30:41,719 --> 00:30:43,619
Oh, he dumped you seven months ago
509
00:30:43,654 --> 00:30:46,782
He treated you like shit for six years,
Matias
510
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,693
- Do you know what he told everybody?
- No, I don't want to know
511
00:30:50,695 --> 00:30:52,595
So many people have said so much...
512
00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:53,790
...that'm really not interested
513
00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:57,634
Well, if you're not interested
514
00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,668
What did he say?
515
00:31:00,705 --> 00:31:01,694
No, you're not interested
- No, tell me
516
00:31:01,706 --> 00:31:02,866
Oh, but you just said that
you're not interested
517
00:31:02,907 --> 00:31:04,738
No, but you said it, tell me,
I am interested
518
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:06,743
- I tell you all the things your
friends say about you
519
00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:07,835
- Look, he said that you were
a pain in bed
520
00:31:07,912 --> 00:31:11,609
That you had premature ejaculation
521
00:31:11,649 --> 00:31:13,674
That you were too gay,
522
00:31:13,684 --> 00:31:15,743
that your dick was tiny
523
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,811
What hasn't he said?
524
00:31:17,855 --> 00:31:20,881
I mean, he killed you socially
525
00:31:20,891 --> 00:31:24,588
You've got terrible taste in men,
526
00:31:24,662 --> 00:31:26,755
terrible taste
527
00:31:28,733 --> 00:31:30,792
He also said that you were a bad dancer
528
00:31:32,703 --> 00:31:34,637
Really?
529
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,603
Two-timing fag,
530
00:31:37,642 --> 00:31:39,837
two-timing fag, fagget!
531
00:31:40,745 --> 00:31:42,804
Listen to me,
532
00:31:43,714 --> 00:31:45,614
let's have sex
533
00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:46,810
Come on, Cristina
534
00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:49,785
This way, you'll stop dragging yourself
after your two-timing fag ex
535
00:31:49,787 --> 00:31:52,756
and I'll stop wasting my time
536
00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:57,726
All girls know there's
a shortage of men
537
00:31:57,762 --> 00:31:59,787
In this country,
they're like public bathrooms:
538
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,855
if they're not taken, they're
all fucked up.
539
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:05,164
No, no, I don't want
anymore to do with men,
540
00:32:05,165 --> 00:32:07,661
at least for another year,
I swear,
541
00:32:07,705 --> 00:32:08,899
no more...
542
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,699
And you should do the same
543
00:32:11,742 --> 00:32:13,801
Okay, I know
Lift that
544
00:32:13,878 --> 00:32:16,847
All right then?
What do you want?
545
00:32:16,914 --> 00:32:18,779
Just jack off all the time?
546
00:32:18,783 --> 00:32:21,616
Hey, so what,
masturbation is great...
547
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:23,745
- It's underappreciated
- No way, no
548
00:32:23,788 --> 00:32:26,655
Cristina, it's with you...
549
00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:30,627
I don't want to ruin our friendship
550
00:32:31,829 --> 00:32:32,818
Oh...
551
00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:36,826
Yes, it's the truth
552
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,801
Take it easy,
553
00:32:38,836 --> 00:32:40,701
nothing's going to happen
554
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,899
Take it easy, relax
555
00:32:47,778 --> 00:32:52,808
Look, sex is really simple
556
00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:53,809
Mmm
557
00:32:53,851 --> 00:32:56,615
Sometimes it has meaning...
558
00:32:56,654 --> 00:32:58,713
- Leave that there!
- Come on, I like your tie
559
00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:01,790
Sometimes it has meaning,
sometimes
560
00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:06,752
you can stroke someone's face,
561
00:33:07,798 --> 00:33:12,667
hold hands like this, you know?
562
00:33:12,703 --> 00:33:13,761
You're crazy
563
00:33:13,804 --> 00:33:17,638
Whisper sweet nothings
in someone's ear
564
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:22,675
And sometimes, sex is just sex
Huh?
565
00:33:22,713 --> 00:33:23,873
- So what
- So what?
566
00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:26,815
And in our case,
it's what we're going to do
567
00:33:26,851 --> 00:33:28,739
Because that's what friends are for,
huh?
568
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,684
Okay
569
00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:33,680
Now relax
570
00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:35,589
and have this drink,
571
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:36,786
because after that,
572
00:33:36,827 --> 00:33:38,886
your old friend Cristina
573
00:33:38,896 --> 00:33:41,763
is going to take the microphone
574
00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:44,759
What?
575
00:33:57,748 --> 00:33:59,648
Do think about other things
when we do it?
576
00:33:59,683 --> 00:34:00,615
Huh?
577
00:34:00,785 --> 00:34:03,754
I don't know, it's like sometimes
I don't feel you here with me
578
00:34:03,789 --> 00:34:07,622
It's like you're somewhere else,
579
00:34:07,658 --> 00:34:08,784
or thinking about another woman maybe
580
00:34:08,826 --> 00:34:12,887
Cookie, I'm where I like to be
581
00:34:13,631 --> 00:34:17,692
Okay, but I don't know...
Sometimes I feel like you're
582
00:34:18,702 --> 00:34:20,727
excited about something else, not me
583
00:34:23,641 --> 00:34:25,666
Okay, sorry, go ahead
584
00:34:31,682 --> 00:34:33,673
Are you annoyed that I'm not waxed?
585
00:34:35,786 --> 00:34:36,810
What?
586
00:34:36,854 --> 00:34:39,846
Maybe you're not so into it because
I haven't waxed
587
00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:42,655
Gabriela, can I go on?
588
00:34:43,727 --> 00:34:44,751
- Okay, sorry...
- okay
589
00:34:57,675 --> 00:34:58,835
See?
590
00:34:58,876 --> 00:35:00,776
Now it's like you're somewhere else
591
00:35:00,811 --> 00:35:03,678
Cookie,
you never look at me when I'm down here
592
00:35:03,714 --> 00:35:04,874
What, all four times a year?
593
00:35:04,915 --> 00:35:06,678
I'm being serious
594
00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:08,810
Are you thinking about someone else?
595
00:35:10,621 --> 00:35:12,748
Do you think about someone else when
we do it, Cookie?
596
00:35:13,924 --> 00:35:16,688
Cookie? Tell me
597
00:35:17,695 --> 00:35:19,720
Okay, you can say it, I do it too
598
00:35:19,763 --> 00:35:22,630
- Really?
- Sometimes, just sometimes
599
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,793
And you do it too, Cookie, admit it
600
00:35:24,835 --> 00:35:28,862
- Well, sometimes, not always
- Ha! See?
601
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,807
Who?
602
00:35:30,841 --> 00:35:33,605
I can't tell you...
603
00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:35,703
Oh, so mysterious...
604
00:35:35,713 --> 00:35:37,772
Who is it? Come on, tell me, Cookie
605
00:35:37,815 --> 00:35:39,783
Chino Rios
606
00:35:40,684 --> 00:35:42,845
The number one tennis player
607
00:35:42,887 --> 00:35:45,754
No, I know exactly who he is
608
00:35:46,824 --> 00:35:48,883
- You're angry
- No, I'm not angry
609
00:35:48,893 --> 00:35:51,657
Oh, Cookie,
what do you want me to do?
610
00:35:51,695 --> 00:35:52,855
I don't know, it's Chino
611
00:35:52,897 --> 00:35:55,889
And what do you like about Chino Rios?
What, what? That he doesn't care? That?
612
00:35:57,668 --> 00:35:59,659
No, I don't know...
613
00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:01,762
...I just imagine him naked
614
00:36:01,772 --> 00:36:05,765
Oh, Cookie, what do you want me to do?
Sometimes we're in the middle of it
615
00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:08,801
and he just appears in my head,
with his racquet,
616
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,739
his Polynesian tattoo,
617
00:36:11,782 --> 00:36:13,682
his ponytail,
618
00:36:13,684 --> 00:36:14,708
the goatee he grows sometimes
619
00:36:14,752 --> 00:36:19,655
- Okay, it's not your fault, honey
- Really?
620
00:36:19,657 --> 00:36:21,887
Let's go on, okay?
621
00:36:21,926 --> 00:36:24,690
- You're not mad?
- A little bit
622
00:36:24,695 --> 00:36:26,720
Let me make it better, here, a kiss
623
00:36:27,731 --> 00:36:28,857
Mmm, nice, here, here
624
00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:30,657
Are you scared?
625
00:36:32,803 --> 00:36:34,771
- I didn't tell anyone
- No?
626
00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:35,827
What for?
627
00:36:37,741 --> 00:36:40,904
In the end, for all these assholes,
I was the one that blew it
628
00:36:40,911 --> 00:36:44,745
No, I blew it
629
00:36:45,883 --> 00:36:48,750
But you, Gaston...
630
00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:51,619
...you went crazy
631
00:36:51,622 --> 00:36:53,590
- It was our house...
- Okay
632
00:36:53,657 --> 00:36:55,625
Our bed...
633
00:36:55,659 --> 00:36:59,755
And I was watching a Chilean soccer
match with my godson, what an idiot!
634
00:36:59,797 --> 00:37:01,856
Stop it
635
00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:11,698
The dress...
636
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,866
...the wine, everything
637
00:37:13,911 --> 00:37:16,607
What's wrong with you?
638
00:37:16,647 --> 00:37:20,879
What's wrong? Look at yourself.
Your tits are waving at me...
639
00:37:20,918 --> 00:37:22,715
Besides, you're not wearing panties
640
00:37:23,921 --> 00:37:25,752
You just don't get it...
641
00:37:25,823 --> 00:37:28,724
This is style, okay,
panty lines, they're ugly
642
00:37:28,759 --> 00:37:31,728
And I like to be perfect, always
643
00:37:31,762 --> 00:37:34,731
Okay. In case you get laid, right?
644
00:37:35,899 --> 00:37:36,866
Yes, in case I get laid.
645
00:37:36,867 --> 00:37:41,634
You're absolutely right.
Get it?
646
00:37:41,672 --> 00:37:43,640
Yes, I get it.
647
00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:46,643
I get that you wanted to loose your
panties in order to excite me
648
00:37:46,644 --> 00:37:50,637
Yes, I was dying to see how your hands
would run off without having a chance?
649
00:37:50,681 --> 00:37:53,844
- You wanted to make me horny
- Super horny
650
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,801
Stop, stop, stop, okay
651
00:38:18,842 --> 00:38:21,709
- What?
- You can't do that
652
00:38:22,613 --> 00:38:24,808
You can't look at me while
you're sucking me
653
00:38:24,882 --> 00:38:26,747
Why not?
654
00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:29,776
Because it's strange,
it fucks me up
655
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:31,754
But you said that you liked it...
656
00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:33,780
Yes, but it was different
657
00:38:33,824 --> 00:38:37,726
With Alejandro it was "look at the
hot guy who's sucking me off, he's
658
00:38:37,728 --> 00:38:38,854
down there, and he's my man"
659
00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:41,660
But when I see you, it's like
what's wrong with Cristina?
660
00:38:41,699 --> 00:38:43,758
What is she doing with my dick in
her mouth?" and I freak out
661
00:38:43,834 --> 00:38:44,892
Come on,
662
00:38:45,636 --> 00:38:47,661
are you saying you don't like it?
663
00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:48,865
You love it.
664
00:38:48,906 --> 00:38:50,703
You don't like it? Am I doing it wrong?
665
00:38:50,741 --> 00:38:51,765
Not like Alejandro, surely
666
00:38:51,809 --> 00:38:54,710
No, but it's different, it's different
667
00:38:54,745 --> 00:38:57,646
When I see you I see both of us when
we were sixteen,
668
00:38:57,681 --> 00:38:59,842
slipping into gay bar,
669
00:38:59,883 --> 00:39:02,750
I can see your mom, your dad, barbeques
at your house,
670
00:39:02,753 --> 00:39:04,778
your potato salad
671
00:39:04,822 --> 00:39:08,656
No, there's nothing wrong with your
potato salad, I love it
672
00:39:08,692 --> 00:39:09,852
But this shit is too real
673
00:39:11,729 --> 00:39:13,856
Stop complaining, please
674
00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:16,765
I'm doing this to get you out of that
sick and suffocating relationship
675
00:39:16,834 --> 00:39:18,699
which is hurting you, man
676
00:39:18,736 --> 00:39:19,896
You should be thanking me
677
00:39:20,637 --> 00:39:22,901
Cristina, in the best way possible,
really
678
00:39:22,906 --> 00:39:25,841
You've peed with door open
tons of times,
679
00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:28,743
you don't care, I don't care either,
we've slept together,
680
00:39:28,812 --> 00:39:30,837
we go to weddings together...
681
00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,749
I've met all your boyfriends,
we go to the gym together,
682
00:39:33,784 --> 00:39:36,776
it's like my sister's sucking my dick,
683
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,687
really
684
00:39:41,658 --> 00:39:42,625
Fine...
685
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,752
Okay... Let's skip this part
686
00:39:46,663 --> 00:39:49,757
No, no, we can't skip it, no
687
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,824
The thing is,
just don't look at me, really
688
00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:54,770
No, no man, stop, stop
689
00:39:54,772 --> 00:39:56,740
Too much information,
you ruined it for me
690
00:39:56,774 --> 00:39:58,799
Besides, what about the potato salad?
691
00:39:58,809 --> 00:40:00,674
Fuck that, you're crazy
692
00:40:00,711 --> 00:40:03,680
What do you mean, you ruined it?
693
00:40:03,814 --> 00:40:06,183
Don't be so exaggerated,
Cristina
694
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:09,684
GRADE 2
695
00:40:36,914 --> 00:40:38,848
Rip it, take it off
696
00:40:39,783 --> 00:40:41,648
Take it off, rip it,
if you can't unfasten it
697
00:40:41,718 --> 00:40:42,844
rip it, man, what's up?
Come on, rip it, man
698
00:40:42,886 --> 00:40:45,719
take it off, what?
699
00:40:45,756 --> 00:40:48,816
Okay, it's off, it's off, okay
700
00:40:48,859 --> 00:40:50,850
Yes but that was now,
I was telling him to rip it
701
00:40:50,894 --> 00:40:53,727
and he should have ripped it,
come on, man
702
00:40:57,901 --> 00:41:00,734
She likes it when you touch her hair
703
00:41:00,771 --> 00:41:02,898
When you touch her hair
704
00:41:02,906 --> 00:41:05,704
touch her hair, man
705
00:41:05,742 --> 00:41:07,710
Touch her hair,
touch it good, man
706
00:41:07,744 --> 00:41:09,803
If I tell you that she likes it
when you touch her hair,
707
00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:10,780
then you have to do it
708
00:41:10,814 --> 00:41:13,840
What are you afraid of?
There's no monster
709
00:41:13,884 --> 00:41:15,818
With confidence,
710
00:41:15,853 --> 00:41:18,879
bring out the shark
that's in you, man, come on!
711
00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:20,618
I'm fine like this, man
712
00:41:21,492 --> 00:41:22,624
Okay
713
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,630
Okay, um, sorry...
714
00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:34,896
You noticed that I'm right here,
mmm?
715
00:41:34,905 --> 00:41:38,636
So I would like it if when
I say something,
716
00:41:38,675 --> 00:41:40,609
you do it, okay?
717
00:41:40,744 --> 00:41:44,680
Because after all, this is all thanks
to me. I'm directing, get it?
718
00:41:44,681 --> 00:41:48,811
I'm not a mirror...
719
00:41:48,852 --> 00:41:51,650
It's not like fucking in front
of a dog, okay?
720
00:41:51,722 --> 00:41:53,747
Okay, thanks
721
00:41:55,859 --> 00:41:58,623
Anyway,
it was never my intention to bother
722
00:41:58,662 --> 00:42:00,721
You know, dog,
I don't want to make trouble
723
00:42:00,764 --> 00:42:01,822
I'm just saying,
724
00:42:01,865 --> 00:42:03,856
I want all three of us to be happy
Right?
725
00:42:03,901 --> 00:42:06,836
Let's enjoy, let's communicate,
726
00:42:06,837 --> 00:42:08,702
and we'll be fine
I want it to be hot,
727
00:42:08,772 --> 00:42:11,673
to be soft, to be easy, cool
728
00:42:11,675 --> 00:42:13,802
I want us to enjoy this moment, mmm?
This beautiful moment,
729
00:42:13,844 --> 00:42:16,677
I'm going to be here
I'm not going to do anything,
730
00:42:16,713 --> 00:42:18,874
I'll be here
Here I am, go ahead
731
00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:21,908
Happy birthday to you,
732
00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:24,814
happy birthday to you
733
00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:27,756
Happy birthday Armando
734
00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:30,692
Happy birthday to you
735
00:42:31,828 --> 00:42:32,852
Bravo!
736
00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:34,659
Blow them out
737
00:42:34,698 --> 00:42:38,828
- No, no, now I have three wishes
- Yes, the wishes
738
00:42:38,869 --> 00:42:41,736
One has already been come true
739
00:42:41,738 --> 00:42:43,755
Now I'm going to wish for
the other two
740
00:42:43,756 --> 00:42:44,764
Come on, come on
741
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:48,834
- I want to get it...
- Shhh, softly, they're secret
742
00:42:49,613 --> 00:42:51,877
I want to get it up,
743
00:42:51,915 --> 00:42:54,850
I want to get it up
744
00:42:54,885 --> 00:42:56,853
Let's go
745
00:42:57,888 --> 00:43:00,686
Yaaaay.
746
00:43:03,827 --> 00:43:05,886
Bite it, bite it, bite it
747
00:43:10,801 --> 00:43:11,768
Who is that?
748
00:43:11,802 --> 00:43:13,633
Why do you look at her so much?
749
00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:16,639
She's my late wife,
750
00:43:16,673 --> 00:43:18,766
who died from a
heart attack,
751
00:43:18,809 --> 00:43:20,709
5 years ago
752
00:43:20,744 --> 00:43:22,644
Oh, poor thing
753
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:24,909
The doctor said that I killed her,
754
00:43:24,915 --> 00:43:27,611
liar!
755
00:43:27,651 --> 00:43:30,711
We loved each other very much,
756
00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:33,803
but she gave me little sex,
757
00:43:33,804 --> 00:43:37,853
not the sex that I wanted.
758
00:43:37,894 --> 00:43:41,762
So when turned paraplegic,
759
00:43:43,633 --> 00:43:47,660
it was like going back
to our honeymoon
760
00:43:48,638 --> 00:43:54,634
We made love day and night,
all the time.
761
00:43:55,746 --> 00:43:59,682
Maybe it was too much...
762
00:43:59,883 --> 00:44:04,616
Maybe I gripped her too hard...
763
00:44:04,621 --> 00:44:07,749
The things you make up, Mr. Armando
764
00:44:08,759 --> 00:44:11,751
Right, are you going to eat
cake or not?
765
00:44:11,795 --> 00:44:14,855
Right, now, let's go
766
00:44:18,735 --> 00:44:22,762
Aaah, no!
That tickles
767
00:44:22,773 --> 00:44:26,766
How nice, this is wonderful
768
00:44:27,677 --> 00:44:30,771
I don't want to feel like an ass again
769
00:44:30,781 --> 00:44:33,716
Everyone feels any way they can...
770
00:44:42,759 --> 00:44:43,851
Do you really like me?
771
00:44:43,894 --> 00:44:45,759
I really like you,
772
00:44:45,796 --> 00:44:47,661
but this is just sex.
773
00:44:51,768 --> 00:44:53,759
A fuck, then goodbye
774
00:44:54,738 --> 00:44:56,865
Who gets it, gets it.
775
00:45:02,712 --> 00:45:05,875
Look at them,
look at how they've grown,
776
00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:10,751
Remember daddy?
777
00:45:10,787 --> 00:45:14,621
Please stop talking to my tits
778
00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:18,852
It was provocation, to make them
say hello to daddy, hello, hello...
779
00:45:18,895 --> 00:45:21,728
For protocol...
What? Okay...
780
00:45:38,915 --> 00:45:40,883
Get off, get off
781
00:45:40,884 --> 00:45:41,851
What is it?
782
00:45:41,918 --> 00:45:43,886
No, what happened, you set me up
783
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,888
- What?
- Did you plan all of this?
784
00:45:45,922 --> 00:45:49,790
What, what. You waxed it all.
785
00:45:49,793 --> 00:45:53,661
What the fuck is that? Huh?
786
00:45:53,697 --> 00:45:55,790
I thought that you were
going to like it
787
00:45:55,832 --> 00:45:57,891
- It was my surprise
- Right...
788
00:46:02,706 --> 00:46:04,640
And my little forest?
789
00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,769
I cut it down
790
00:46:08,645 --> 00:46:09,634
Cookie...
791
00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:13,842
We both know that I'm
boring in bed
792
00:46:13,884 --> 00:46:14,873
Oh, honey
793
00:46:14,885 --> 00:46:18,616
I know that I can't turn
you on that much...
794
00:46:18,655 --> 00:46:20,680
So then I think,
795
00:46:20,724 --> 00:46:23,659
what is this all for?
796
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:27,720
Look, I've never been the king in bed,
Cookie...
797
00:46:27,731 --> 00:46:30,723
I'm not like "Here I am", no, no,
798
00:46:30,767 --> 00:46:33,634
no, I'm more boring
799
00:46:33,670 --> 00:46:35,638
I know a couple of tricks
and that's it
800
00:46:35,672 --> 00:46:36,866
You don't have to say in either
801
00:46:37,707 --> 00:46:40,767
But Cookie, honey,
802
00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:43,677
honey, let's see...
If you're not that good,
803
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:46,682
then why am I with you?
804
00:46:46,883 --> 00:46:48,913
Because you're scared of
being alone
805
00:46:48,953 --> 00:46:49,880
What?
806
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,754
You're scared of being alone
807
00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:55,724
You think that the only reason
that I'm with you
808
00:46:55,759 --> 00:46:56,783
is because I'm scared of being alone?
809
00:46:56,793 --> 00:46:58,852
Well, a little bit scared
810
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:01,856
Oh, I can't believe it,
811
00:47:01,898 --> 00:47:04,867
I swear, this is too much...
812
00:47:04,901 --> 00:47:06,664
You really think
813
00:47:06,703 --> 00:47:07,795
that we're together because
814
00:47:07,837 --> 00:47:09,634
I'm scared of being alone
815
00:47:09,673 --> 00:47:10,901
A little bit, honey
816
00:47:10,907 --> 00:47:12,841
I can't believe...
817
00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:14,827
No, then this is all a show,
a farce,
818
00:47:14,862 --> 00:47:16,778
I don't know why we're
together then...
819
00:47:16,813 --> 00:47:17,871
We should get a divorce
820
00:47:17,881 --> 00:47:21,647
But honey,
how can you say that?
821
00:47:21,685 --> 00:47:22,674
Cookie, I love you
822
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,232
I thought that all
of this was because...
823
00:47:24,233 --> 00:47:25,745
I don't know, you didn't like
me anymore
824
00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:27,723
because I've been your only girlfriend
825
00:47:27,757 --> 00:47:29,850
But I do like you, that's why
you've been my only girlfriend,
826
00:47:29,893 --> 00:47:31,861
because I love you,
I've always loved you
827
00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:35,831
Impossible, honey.
Who did you go to your prom with?
828
00:47:35,865 --> 00:47:37,730
With my Cookie
829
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,758
Right, and then when we
went to college,
830
00:47:39,803 --> 00:47:41,794
who did you go to the first party with?
831
00:47:41,805 --> 00:47:43,670
With my super Cookie
832
00:47:43,707 --> 00:47:46,767
And then, who did you organize the
winter community service project with?
833
00:47:46,810 --> 00:47:48,869
With you, Gabriela
834
00:47:48,878 --> 00:47:51,676
But I like being with you,
I like being with you
835
00:47:51,715 --> 00:47:53,808
- No, it's impossible
- How could it be impossible,
836
00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:56,819
I like you What did we tell Father
Domingo when we got married?
837
00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:59,822
That we were going to love
and respect each other all our lives
838
00:47:59,856 --> 00:48:02,723
And that's what we're doing,
that's what I want Honey,
839
00:48:02,726 --> 00:48:04,694
I love you,
I love you the way you are
840
00:48:04,728 --> 00:48:06,787
Honey,
I know that you've liked other women
841
00:48:06,830 --> 00:48:08,889
of course, I mean,
everyone likes other women
842
00:48:08,898 --> 00:48:10,593
But you're good...
843
00:48:10,634 --> 00:48:11,862
I know that you've never
cheated on me
844
00:48:11,901 --> 00:48:12,868
I know, but in the bottom,
845
00:48:12,902 --> 00:48:14,631
you've wanted to because it's
846
00:48:14,704 --> 00:48:15,762
boring to be with
the same woman forever
847
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,800
But how did we get to this, honey,
848
00:48:18,675 --> 00:48:20,222
you're beautiful, I like you,
849
00:48:20,223 --> 00:48:21,769
I like you, honey,
I've always liked you
850
00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:23,746
Which part do you like
best about me?
851
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:25,748
Oh, you know, your eyes
852
00:48:25,882 --> 00:48:28,851
It used to be my tits...
853
00:48:28,852 --> 00:48:32,720
But I also like your tits,
but, oh...
854
00:48:32,756 --> 00:48:33,780
Not anymore,
855
00:48:37,661 --> 00:48:38,787
Cristian, I want this to work
856
00:48:38,795 --> 00:48:40,854
But I also want it to work, Gabriela
857
00:48:46,836 --> 00:48:48,633
we have to do something different...
858
00:48:48,772 --> 00:48:49,864
I agree,
859
00:48:51,641 --> 00:48:53,700
we have to do something different...
Something like...
860
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:57,813
- Something like what?
- Something exciting
861
00:48:57,881 --> 00:49:00,645
Slutty Cookie...
862
00:49:00,684 --> 00:49:02,652
What are you thinking?
863
00:49:02,686 --> 00:49:04,779
I know that look
864
00:49:04,821 --> 00:49:06,686
Something like what, like...
865
00:49:06,723 --> 00:49:08,588
Like doing it in the car?
866
00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:10,593
No, no, more
867
00:49:10,894 --> 00:49:16,764
In the building pool, both of us naked,
swimming with water all around us
868
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,859
No, no Cookie, ever more exciting
869
00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:21,796
At your mother's house,
870
00:49:21,805 --> 00:49:24,638
that's transgressive,
that's rebellious,
871
00:49:24,674 --> 00:49:26,767
and we can spill those
perfume bottles of hers
872
00:49:26,810 --> 00:49:30,871
No, no Cookie,
I have the perfect idea
873
00:49:32,716 --> 00:49:34,616
There, soft...
874
00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:36,909
oh there,
875
00:49:37,854 --> 00:49:40,880
hot, hot, hot...
Soft, soft, there, squeeze it...
876
00:49:41,624 --> 00:49:43,888
Bite, bite, leave marks on her, man
877
00:49:43,927 --> 00:49:46,896
Leave marks, there
878
00:49:46,931 --> 00:49:48,727
Excuse me
879
00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:51,859
- What happened?
- You taste, like...
880
00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,631
Like what?
Tastes like what?
881
00:49:54,671 --> 00:49:56,696
No, I mean it's nice, but...
882
00:49:56,706 --> 00:49:59,766
Oh, damn, okay,
sorry, sorry...
883
00:50:01,678 --> 00:50:05,671
The thing is I didn't have any perfume,
884
00:50:05,715 --> 00:50:06,875
so I grabbed a deodorant in the
bathroom and I sprayed myself
885
00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,850
Easy, kitty, easy honey,
886
00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:10,876
I'll taste it later and
give you the final say, okay?
887
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,616
You just go on
888
00:50:13,656 --> 00:50:14,782
What are you looking at me for?
889
00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:16,816
Come on, easy,
we don't want foreplay
890
00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:20,626
Let's go right now, man,
we don't stroke each other either,
891
00:50:20,663 --> 00:50:21,630
I'm telling you
892
00:50:21,631 --> 00:50:22,859
It's "hi, how are you",
then it's in and we're off
893
00:50:22,899 --> 00:50:25,595
Grab her, man, treat her bad, huh?
894
00:50:25,635 --> 00:50:29,696
Treat her like a piece of meat,
man, look
895
00:50:29,739 --> 00:50:33,698
Go man, let's go, there,
grab her strongly, there you go
896
00:50:34,644 --> 00:50:38,125
I like this, that's good,
897
00:50:38,126 --> 00:50:41,607
there, go man
898
00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:48,883
Excuse me, give me a second,
give me a second
899
00:50:48,925 --> 00:50:51,894
Easy, easy, I just can't see well,
you have to pull that there
900
00:50:51,895 --> 00:50:54,864
Grab it, hopefully always here,
excuse me, there
901
00:50:54,898 --> 00:50:57,867
And if you want, you can go...
What happened there?
902
00:51:00,870 --> 00:51:02,838
It's fine, you're so ungrateful
903
00:51:02,872 --> 00:51:05,773
How can you say that's bad?
It's hot, man
904
00:51:05,809 --> 00:51:08,676
You should be thanking me
905
00:51:08,711 --> 00:51:10,872
Hickies are allowed, my man
906
00:51:15,852 --> 00:51:17,820
That's it
907
00:51:17,854 --> 00:51:20,721
Damn, I have to say everything
908
00:51:21,758 --> 00:51:24,659
I want to show you this
909
00:51:24,694 --> 00:51:25,786
What is this?
910
00:51:25,829 --> 00:51:29,697
This was made by Levisteplisky
911
00:51:29,732 --> 00:51:33,600
the tailor, the wanton suit
912
00:51:33,736 --> 00:51:34,760
Okay...
913
00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,601
Look at the silver,
914
00:51:36,773 --> 00:51:39,708
it's wonderful,
915
00:51:39,742 --> 00:51:42,677
look at all this
916
00:51:42,712 --> 00:51:46,773
Look at this, stallion's hide,
there you have it
917
00:51:46,783 --> 00:51:48,842
And why do you have all this,
grandpa?
918
00:51:48,885 --> 00:51:51,854
Memories, they're good for me
919
00:51:52,722 --> 00:51:55,691
I want you to wear this,
920
00:51:55,692 --> 00:51:59,651
because I want to
make whoopy to you with the suit on
921
00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:03,655
And with what do you want
us to do that, grandpa?
922
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:04,792
With what? With what?
923
00:52:04,834 --> 00:52:10,670
Hello, hello, anybody there?
924
00:52:11,741 --> 00:52:15,734
I can't see anything,
there's no one there, grandpa
925
00:52:15,778 --> 00:52:17,837
Sleepy time, grandpa,
we're going to sleep
926
00:52:17,881 --> 00:52:20,679
no whoopy, sleepy,
come here, come to bed
927
00:52:21,851 --> 00:52:25,719
Don't get all riled up, sleepy time,
Don Armando
928
00:52:25,722 --> 00:52:28,623
Here, put it on,
929
00:52:28,658 --> 00:52:32,754
we're going to the most
beautiful things in the world,
930
00:52:32,762 --> 00:52:34,821
here, precious...
931
00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:10,724
Hey, not like that...
932
00:53:11,901 --> 00:53:17,737
Facing each other, huh? Look..
933
00:53:20,910 --> 00:53:23,777
Like this
934
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:38,649
Come here
935
00:53:57,814 --> 00:54:01,716
I need you to say something
dirty to me
936
00:54:02,752 --> 00:54:04,652
Something dirty,
like what?
937
00:54:06,689 --> 00:54:10,819
I don't know...
Dirty and horny?
938
00:54:11,928 --> 00:54:14,726
Dirty and horny?
939
00:54:14,731 --> 00:54:16,858
Yes, but say it now,
say it, say it
940
00:54:19,736 --> 00:54:22,830
We're going to have sexual relations
941
00:54:22,872 --> 00:54:25,636
I'm going to make love to you,
942
00:54:25,675 --> 00:54:27,870
and I'm going to rub my dick
all over your body, okay?
943
00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:30,879
And I'm going to hit you with my dick,
I'm going to slap my dick on your face,
944
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,678
so you end up with
dick-shaped bruises, Cristina.
945
00:54:33,716 --> 00:54:36,617
I'm going to shove it in you so deep,
946
00:54:36,653 --> 00:54:38,678
so deep that I'm going to see
the tip of my dick
947
00:54:38,721 --> 00:54:40,655
coming out of your nose,
Cristina,
948
00:54:40,690 --> 00:54:42,681
I'm going to give it to you so hard
949
00:54:42,725 --> 00:54:44,659
that you're pussy's going
to turn inside out
950
00:54:44,661 --> 00:54:46,720
and you'll end up with two assholes
951
00:54:46,763 --> 00:54:48,714
You're sick, man
952
00:54:48,749 --> 00:54:50,665
You're a slut,
953
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:53,726
a dirty slut who likes to be fucked
954
00:54:53,770 --> 00:54:55,704
Do you like dick?
955
00:54:55,738 --> 00:54:57,729
Want some dick?
I'll give you my dick,
956
00:54:57,774 --> 00:54:58,798
ask me for it, Cristina
957
00:54:58,841 --> 00:55:00,866
and I'll give it to you,
I'll give it to you again
958
00:55:01,644 --> 00:55:03,805
Say it, give me your dick,
959
00:55:03,846 --> 00:55:06,713
and I'll give it to you
960
00:55:06,749 --> 00:55:08,649
Shut up, man,
961
00:55:08,685 --> 00:55:10,778
how can you say that to me?
962
00:55:13,690 --> 00:55:17,649
You've liked fucking around
since you were a kid Cristina
963
00:55:24,701 --> 00:55:26,601
This is so nice
964
00:55:26,636 --> 00:55:28,729
Suffer!
965
00:55:34,711 --> 00:55:39,739
Suffer, Armando, suffer
966
00:56:05,641 --> 00:56:06,869
There, there
967
00:56:06,876 --> 00:56:08,776
Hire me?
968
00:56:10,813 --> 00:56:13,646
You're too cheap for me
969
00:56:14,884 --> 00:56:17,785
Lend me some money,
970
00:56:18,788 --> 00:56:20,756
I'm being serious
971
00:56:21,858 --> 00:56:22,882
I'm flat broke
972
00:56:33,703 --> 00:56:35,830
Do it well this time
973
00:56:35,838 --> 00:56:39,774
I'll do whatever you want,
but pay me
974
00:56:39,809 --> 00:56:42,801
We have to be patient,
975
00:56:42,879 --> 00:56:46,679
because suddenly
the shark's going to appear,
976
00:56:46,716 --> 00:56:49,742
and he's going
to be angry, darn it
977
00:56:49,786 --> 00:56:52,880
Leave your fishy alone,
grandpa, don't be stubborn
978
00:56:52,889 --> 00:56:54,880
Let's drink, cheers
979
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:56,853
A riddle:
980
00:56:56,893 --> 00:57:00,659
- a long and dry hag whose butter...
- A candle
981
00:57:00,663 --> 00:57:03,723
- You knew it?
- Me and all Chile, grandpa
982
00:57:03,766 --> 00:57:05,734
Darn, even that's too...
983
00:57:05,768 --> 00:57:09,636
Look at this whole pharmacy
you've got here!
984
00:57:09,672 --> 00:57:12,698
No, these are the pills that I take
985
00:57:12,742 --> 00:57:13,709
What are they?
986
00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:15,607
Sure
987
00:57:15,645 --> 00:57:16,703
Rue rub?
988
00:57:16,746 --> 00:57:20,648
Rue, I have arterial hypertension,
989
00:57:20,683 --> 00:57:21,877
low blood pressure,
990
00:57:22,618 --> 00:57:23,812
I have stiff veins,
991
00:57:23,853 --> 00:57:26,822
I have bunions, my legs hurt,
992
00:57:26,823 --> 00:57:29,621
my varicose veins hurt,
993
00:57:29,692 --> 00:57:31,785
my lungs hurt because...
994
00:57:33,663 --> 00:57:36,894
Cookie, what are you doing,
are you dressing up?
995
00:57:37,633 --> 00:57:38,861
You know what, I like this
996
00:57:38,868 --> 00:57:41,837
Come out soon, then
I'm going to count to three, ones...
997
00:57:41,871 --> 00:57:43,234
Okay, okay, okay
998
00:57:43,373 --> 00:57:44,400
...two...
999
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,835
Okay, okay, I'm here
1000
00:57:46,876 --> 00:57:50,710
Surprise!
1001
00:57:54,717 --> 00:57:56,844
Easy, I know what you're thinking...
1002
00:57:56,886 --> 00:57:59,719
No, I don't know what you're thinking
What are you thinking?
1003
00:57:59,755 --> 00:58:01,814
Well, for starters...
here did you get that, Gabriela?
1004
00:58:02,825 --> 00:58:04,759
I won it at Cata's bachelorette party
1005
00:58:04,827 --> 00:58:07,625
Look, it moves
1006
00:58:11,734 --> 00:58:12,792
Well, then you...
1007
00:58:12,835 --> 00:58:15,770
- I put it on
- Yes, it's already on
1008
00:58:15,771 --> 00:58:16,760
And then...
1009
00:58:16,806 --> 00:58:19,673
I put it in you, Cookie
1010
00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:21,868
Oh, damn
1011
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:25,669
GRADE 3
1012
00:58:26,782 --> 00:58:28,716
Oh, nice, oh, oh.
1013
00:58:40,863 --> 00:58:41,852
Do whatever you want
1014
00:58:41,898 --> 00:58:42,865
Are you telling me?
1015
00:58:42,899 --> 00:58:47,836
Yes, whatever, what you want,
what you want
1016
00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:51,271
Um, excuse me, I think that means
she wants it up the ass, dog
1017
00:58:51,307 --> 00:58:52,605
What?
1018
00:58:52,642 --> 00:58:53,734
What, did you forget I was here?
1019
00:58:53,776 --> 00:58:54,743
No
1020
00:58:54,777 --> 00:58:57,769
Okay, don't stop,
don't stop, don't stop
1021
00:58:57,813 --> 00:59:00,782
But I didn't mean I wanted
it up the ass
1022
00:59:00,816 --> 00:59:02,784
Yes, yes, it's fine, don't stop,
you were so close,
1023
00:59:02,852 --> 00:59:04,752
I saw that you vere finishing,
I'm almost there, dog
1024
00:59:04,787 --> 00:59:05,811
- Go right ahead
- Okay, take it off
1025
00:59:05,855 --> 00:59:06,822
But it's fine
1026
00:59:06,889 --> 00:59:07,878
Okay, but take your hand off,
your hand it on...
1027
00:59:07,924 --> 00:59:09,653
Okay, but I wanted
to feel the rhythm, dog
1028
00:59:09,725 --> 00:59:10,817
Take your hand off of my ass, please
1029
00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:12,657
- Easy, okay
- But man, move away
1030
00:59:12,695 --> 00:59:14,822
Take it easy, easy. Honey, are you
going to let him or not?
1031
00:59:14,830 --> 00:59:18,596
No, I didn't mean up the ass
1032
00:59:18,634 --> 00:59:19,828
But it's fine, you've already done
practically everything
1033
00:59:19,902 --> 00:59:22,632
So I ask myself, if you say
"do whatever you want"
1034
00:59:22,672 --> 00:59:23,639
What do you mean by that?
1035
00:59:23,806 --> 00:59:25,865
Yeah
1036
00:59:27,743 --> 00:59:29,904
Oh, I'm not going to do that
1037
00:59:31,647 --> 00:59:33,877
Honey, but you and I, us,
they, them...
1038
00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:36,749
I didn't mean to say ass
1039
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,812
But why not, honey?
1040
00:59:38,854 --> 00:59:41,721
It's different between us...
1041
00:59:41,724 --> 00:59:43,715
I mean, you're different...
1042
00:59:43,759 --> 00:59:45,727
he's different because he's...
1043
00:59:45,761 --> 00:59:47,729
I understand, honey
1044
00:59:47,763 --> 00:59:49,697
Dog, what can I say?
1045
00:59:49,732 --> 00:59:51,791
It's the same problem
as always,
1046
00:59:51,801 --> 00:59:54,599
you're thing is too big, dog,
you're hurting her
1047
00:59:54,770 --> 00:59:55,828
Oh, that
1048
00:59:56,639 --> 00:59:58,664
Was that it, sweetie?
1049
00:59:58,908 --> 01:00:01,809
Could we take a break, please?
1050
01:00:01,844 --> 01:00:06,611
The embarrassment
you've put me through!
1051
01:00:06,649 --> 01:00:08,742
I loved you so much,
1052
01:00:08,784 --> 01:00:10,877
I bragged about you,
1053
01:00:10,886 --> 01:00:13,753
and showed you to the whole world
1054
01:00:13,789 --> 01:00:16,622
and told them about you.
1055
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:20,652
But now you've failed me,
ingrate wretch,
1056
01:00:20,730 --> 01:00:22,664
I don't want to see you anymore.
1057
01:00:22,698 --> 01:00:25,861
And you just lied there,
you withdrew,
1058
01:00:25,901 --> 01:00:28,836
you lost your confidence...
1059
01:00:28,904 --> 01:00:30,804
That's an embarrassment!
1060
01:00:33,642 --> 01:00:38,579
These don't work..
these don't work!
1061
01:00:38,647 --> 01:00:41,707
And now as a punishment,
1062
01:00:41,751 --> 01:00:45,778
I'm going to give you
the Mapuche potion,
1063
01:00:45,788 --> 01:00:47,813
it's right there,
1064
01:00:47,857 --> 01:00:49,882
and it must be ready
1065
01:00:50,626 --> 01:00:51,854
Let's see,
1066
01:00:51,861 --> 01:00:53,795
here it is,
1067
01:00:53,829 --> 01:00:55,729
that's it...
1068
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,870
Now we'll see.
1069
01:01:08,711 --> 01:01:13,371
We know that sometimes you like me to
put my finger up your behind
1070
01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:14,648
But Cookie...
1071
01:01:14,683 --> 01:01:16,844
What about the other day when
we came back from Cata's wedding?
1072
01:01:16,852 --> 01:01:18,683
And you were a little drunk,
1073
01:01:18,754 --> 01:01:20,722
We got here,
and you grabbed my finger, and...
1074
01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:22,849
Yes, but this is a lot bigger
than a finger, Cookie!
1075
01:01:22,892 --> 01:01:24,723
We'll use some lubricant
1076
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,886
Stop it, Gabriela, please
1077
01:01:26,762 --> 01:01:28,855
Really?
You don't even want try it?
1078
01:01:30,633 --> 01:01:31,759
I mean, it's that...
1079
01:01:31,801 --> 01:01:33,792
Honey, you have a G spot there
1080
01:01:33,803 --> 01:01:35,771
that we haven't
explored,
1081
01:01:35,805 --> 01:01:37,830
don't you want to look for it a little?
1082
01:01:37,873 --> 01:01:38,897
I have a what spot?
1083
01:01:38,908 --> 01:01:39,840
G
1084
01:01:43,746 --> 01:01:45,737
Where to you get all this from,
Gabriela?
1085
01:01:45,781 --> 01:01:46,839
I read it on the Internet
1086
01:01:46,882 --> 01:01:48,645
No, actually Bea told me
1087
01:01:48,684 --> 01:01:49,708
Oh
1088
01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:55,689
Fine, it's okay, look,
I'll just take it off and...
1089
01:01:55,724 --> 01:01:57,692
No, no, no.
Let's see...
1090
01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:02,859
Why would you want to do this if
you're not going to feel anything?
1091
01:02:03,866 --> 01:02:05,697
It's that...
1092
01:02:05,701 --> 01:02:07,760
It has a little vibrator,
1093
01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:08,759
here, for me
1094
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,638
Okay, okay Cookie.
1095
01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:16,810
So,
1096
01:02:17,746 --> 01:02:21,580
- it's going to be nice for you too?
- Absolutely
1097
01:02:26,689 --> 01:02:28,782
Angry?
1098
01:02:28,824 --> 01:02:31,622
Horny?
1099
01:02:33,829 --> 01:02:35,820
Hard,
1100
01:02:36,732 --> 01:02:38,757
but easy?
1101
01:02:49,645 --> 01:02:52,773
Hey boss, are you going to pay extra?
1102
01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:55,640
Yes...
1103
01:03:08,664 --> 01:03:11,861
Here you go,
for you to entertain yourself, boss
1104
01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:16,838
Mr. Armando
1105
01:03:18,641 --> 01:03:21,769
Grandpa, I have to go,
I have things to do
1106
01:03:21,810 --> 01:03:24,802
I don't think so!
1107
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:31,845
What did you put on?!
1108
01:03:31,887 --> 01:03:36,620
This is the authentic,
the one and only...
1109
01:03:36,659 --> 01:03:38,889
The chief's sable,
1110
01:03:38,894 --> 01:03:39,883
do you understand?
1111
01:03:40,629 --> 01:03:44,759
And it has it's own backbone.
1112
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:50,634
How wonderful, no?
1113
01:03:50,639 --> 01:03:53,870
It's beautiful
Look, it has a tummy, the devil
1114
01:03:53,909 --> 01:03:56,844
I'll have to buy it belt
1115
01:03:56,879 --> 01:03:58,847
so it looks thinner
1116
01:03:58,881 --> 01:04:03,682
Well, the moment of truth has arrived
1117
01:04:36,685 --> 01:04:40,781
Have you noticed that dicks
are like cops?
1118
01:04:40,823 --> 01:04:41,812
Why?
1119
01:04:41,857 --> 01:04:44,883
When you need one, they're never there,
1120
01:04:44,893 --> 01:04:47,794
and when you don't want to see one
there they are,
1121
01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:50,799
bothering you
1122
01:05:02,845 --> 01:05:05,837
You know,
I think it's better if we leave it here
1123
01:05:05,881 --> 01:05:08,907
Yes, because this is
getting kind of pathetic
1124
01:05:09,618 --> 01:05:10,880
and it's not working, but...
1125
01:05:10,919 --> 01:05:13,786
You know what, forget it.
Don't worry, it's my fault.
1126
01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:18,759
I mean, I came up with the whole idea,
but it's not happening.
1127
01:05:18,761 --> 01:05:20,626
- I'm leaving
- Stop it.
1128
01:05:20,663 --> 01:05:21,721
How can you leave now?
1129
01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:23,697
Didn't you say that this was
for getting over Ale?
1130
01:05:23,732 --> 01:05:25,700
But it's not working, Matias
1131
01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,802
Maybe the saying is true
1132
01:05:27,903 --> 01:05:29,666
What saying?
1133
01:05:30,639 --> 01:05:32,834
There's no such thing as a repented fag
1134
01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:35,639
Maybe it's because of an
image I have of you?
1135
01:05:35,678 --> 01:05:36,667
What image?
1136
01:05:36,712 --> 01:05:38,646
A little bit of a lesbian
1137
01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:40,637
Lesbian?
1138
01:05:41,817 --> 01:05:43,614
You think I'm a bit of a lesbian?
1139
01:05:43,652 --> 01:05:45,711
Oh Cristina,
all women are bit lesbian
1140
01:05:45,721 --> 01:05:47,746
They go to the bathroom together,
they sleep together,
1141
01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:49,274
they hold hands, they kiss
until they're grownups,
1142
01:05:49,275 --> 01:05:50,759
and no one says anything
1143
01:05:51,627 --> 01:05:53,788
And you've done all those things, girl
1144
01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:54,851
Look, man...
1145
01:05:55,698 --> 01:05:57,859
I like dicks more that bread and butter
1146
01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:00,664
If you can't get it up, it doesn't
mean that I'm into pussy
1147
01:06:00,703 --> 01:06:01,863
Well, don't be that demanding either...
1148
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:04,839
It's my first time, Cristina,
what do you want?
1149
01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:07,706
No...
1150
01:06:09,745 --> 01:06:11,736
You're not going anywhere, okay
1151
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,714
Sex is just sex
1152
01:06:13,716 --> 01:06:15,616
Did you say that?
1153
01:06:15,651 --> 01:06:17,642
Did or didn't you say that?
1154
01:06:18,754 --> 01:06:19,812
Yes
1155
01:06:19,855 --> 01:06:21,720
We're going to do this,
1156
01:06:21,757 --> 01:06:24,726
then you'll go back
to being my best friend.
1157
01:06:24,727 --> 01:06:26,627
Now you're just
a pair of tits
1158
01:06:26,662 --> 01:06:29,688
and I'm a piece of dick for you
1159
01:06:30,799 --> 01:06:33,666
We're going to do this together
1160
01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:35,670
We can have a great time
1161
01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:36,796
Yes
1162
01:06:37,773 --> 01:06:40,606
That took a while
1163
01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:42,767
Okay, I'm going to go like this,
okay?
1164
01:06:42,811 --> 01:06:45,837
Okay, then I'm, no, no...
1165
01:06:46,882 --> 01:06:49,680
On your side, honey, here, like this
1166
01:06:49,718 --> 01:06:53,711
- Let's see, mm, what?
- No, no, that would be...
1167
01:06:53,756 --> 01:06:56,782
Let's kiss, a little
No, no, let's see
1168
01:06:58,660 --> 01:06:59,752
Let's go straight to the point
1169
01:06:59,828 --> 01:07:02,888
Okay, okay, I'll get ready
1170
01:07:03,132 --> 01:07:03,859
Okay
1171
01:07:18,714 --> 01:07:20,648
- There?
- Yes...
1172
01:07:20,716 --> 01:07:22,775
Hold my hand, Cookie,
hold my hand, there
1173
01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:26,745
Careful, careful.
1174
01:07:27,823 --> 01:07:29,848
And if I say stop? You stop
1175
01:07:30,859 --> 01:07:32,850
It's just going to be the tip
1176
01:07:32,928 --> 01:07:35,692
That's what they all say
1177
01:07:36,899 --> 01:07:37,797
Okay honey
1178
01:07:37,866 --> 01:07:38,833
Okay, okay
1179
01:07:38,901 --> 01:07:39,890
Happy birthday
1180
01:07:40,903 --> 01:07:42,632
Why me?
1181
01:07:45,741 --> 01:07:48,801
Yes, well, Inesita and I
1182
01:07:48,844 --> 01:07:51,836
want to move somewhere else. We're
going to look for our own apartment
1183
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:52,904
Sure, soon, yes
1184
01:07:53,615 --> 01:07:56,814
And I wanted to close this relationship
in the best way possible, man
1185
01:07:56,815 --> 01:07:57,881
You understand?
1186
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,717
Besides I knew that you were
well equipped,
1187
01:07:59,755 --> 01:08:02,849
and I needed someone who could really,
you know, do it
1188
01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:03,789
Yeah?
1189
01:08:03,859 --> 01:08:06,692
Of course,
man. And you and I have been
1190
01:08:06,728 --> 01:08:07,786
living together for a long time now
1191
01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:08,785
- True
- Yes or no?
1192
01:08:08,831 --> 01:08:09,798
- Yes
- Of course we have.
1193
01:08:10,632 --> 01:08:12,600
Have we had problems?
Of course we have
1194
01:08:12,868 --> 01:08:15,769
Do we hate each other sometimes?
Of course we do.
1195
01:08:15,804 --> 01:08:18,739
But I love you, man.
Do you love me?
1196
01:08:18,774 --> 01:08:21,743
Of course you do, see,
there's love in between
1197
01:08:21,778 --> 01:08:23,643
I watched that anaconda grow up, dog
1198
01:08:23,812 --> 01:08:26,713
I watched it with my own eyes, huh?
1199
01:08:26,748 --> 01:08:28,841
We know each other since
we were kids, dog
1200
01:08:29,818 --> 01:08:32,810
Yeah, beside, Javier has always thought
that you were really attractive
1201
01:08:32,921 --> 01:08:33,819
What?
1202
01:08:34,690 --> 01:08:37,682
Attractive,
like, just like that, attractive, cute
1203
01:08:37,726 --> 01:08:39,694
Like you, dog,
1204
01:08:39,728 --> 01:08:41,787
look, triceps, biceps, guiceps,
1205
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:43,627
pectorals, abdominals,
1206
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:48,761
Just look at that huge thing
1207
01:08:49,771 --> 01:08:51,796
Damn
1208
01:08:52,808 --> 01:08:56,642
I mean, excuse me, but this...
I think it's too much,
1209
01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:58,703
it's a gift, man
1210
01:08:58,714 --> 01:08:59,874
Look, check this out, dog
1211
01:09:00,616 --> 01:09:01,674
Honey,
1212
01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:03,809
this guy can hail a cab without hands
1213
01:09:03,819 --> 01:09:04,877
You're telling me
1214
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,785
But clearly, it's a gift, right honey?
1215
01:09:06,822 --> 01:09:08,619
Not everyone has this gift
1216
01:09:08,657 --> 01:09:12,855
He has a gift, yes,
I could feel his gift
1217
01:09:12,861 --> 01:09:15,796
He's hot, tight, abs,
1218
01:09:15,831 --> 01:09:18,732
tan, soft, nice, cute
1219
01:09:18,767 --> 01:09:20,792
But I was thinking about you
the whole time
1220
01:09:20,869 --> 01:09:22,401
- What? Really?
- Yes...
1221
01:09:22,402 --> 01:09:23,895
What? Were you really
thinking about him?
1222
01:09:24,673 --> 01:09:26,664
- I love you Javier
- I love you, honey
1223
01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:27,766
But I want you
1224
01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:29,869
But I want you even more,
to the infinite
1225
01:09:30,612 --> 01:09:31,704
And I want you to do everything to me
1226
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:32,872
- Everything?
- Anything
1227
01:09:33,615 --> 01:09:34,707
- Anything
- Right now
1228
01:09:34,783 --> 01:09:36,683
I can do anything you want,
1229
01:09:36,685 --> 01:09:37,674
I can hurt you
1230
01:09:37,719 --> 01:09:39,687
Watch out, bad girl,
I can hurt you
1231
01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:41,719
Hurt me
1232
01:09:41,757 --> 01:09:43,747
I'm going to rip your hair out
and leave you bald, honey
1233
01:09:43,892 --> 01:09:44,790
I'm going to make love to you,
1234
01:09:44,826 --> 01:09:46,885
what you dreamed
about when you were a little girl,
1235
01:09:47,629 --> 01:09:48,653
Yes, destroy me
1236
01:09:48,730 --> 01:09:49,812
Excuse me, I'm leaving
1237
01:09:49,813 --> 01:09:52,894
No, no, wait,
where are you going? Easy
1238
01:09:53,635 --> 01:09:55,660
But I thought that you didn't
need me anymore...
1239
01:09:55,704 --> 01:09:56,864
No, no, you don't have to
think about anything
1240
01:09:56,905 --> 01:09:58,137
Dog, take it easy
1241
01:09:58,707 --> 01:10:01,767
Man, we're just petting each
other a little
1242
01:10:01,777 --> 01:10:03,768
It's literature,
1243
01:10:03,812 --> 01:10:05,803
it's poetry, dog.
1244
01:10:05,847 --> 01:10:08,680
Let's see, let's make it simple:
1245
01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:11,585
who takes the trash on Thursdays,
you or me?
1246
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,609
You
1247
01:10:12,688 --> 01:10:14,679
Daddy monkey.
1248
01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:16,681
Who cleans the toilet every month,
you or me?
1249
01:10:17,693 --> 01:10:18,785
- You
- Say it louder
1250
01:10:19,728 --> 01:10:21,719
- You
- See, that sounds nice.
1251
01:10:21,797 --> 01:10:23,697
And now I'm asking you for a favor,
1252
01:10:23,732 --> 01:10:24,790
and you don't want to do it
1253
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,768
Yeah, that's not nice
1254
01:10:26,835 --> 01:10:28,803
Not nice, man, not nice.
1255
01:10:28,837 --> 01:10:32,705
This is a home, and
you have to make your contribution
1256
01:10:36,812 --> 01:10:39,679
Your imposing rock!
1257
01:10:39,715 --> 01:10:41,808
See, we're on the same page, easy!
1258
01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:43,818
Oh, this thing vibrates, so nice
1259
01:10:43,852 --> 01:10:45,786
Oh, careful, careful. Is it all in?
1260
01:10:45,821 --> 01:10:48,654
No...
just half.
1261
01:10:49,825 --> 01:10:51,690
Do you want some more?
1262
01:10:51,727 --> 01:10:52,887
All the way, you say?
1263
01:10:52,928 --> 01:10:54,623
No, just until your G spot
1264
01:10:55,731 --> 01:10:57,596
- To where?
- Your G spot.
1265
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,597
Oh, oh, did it hurt?
1266
01:11:00,669 --> 01:11:02,762
- Sort of
- Do you want me to pull out?
1267
01:11:02,804 --> 01:11:05,602
No, no, stay there...
1268
01:11:08,777 --> 01:11:11,905
Oh, hey, I felt something...
1269
01:11:15,851 --> 01:11:19,878
Careful, careful, slowly,
there, I felt something
1270
01:11:20,689 --> 01:11:22,623
I don't know
1271
01:11:22,658 --> 01:11:24,785
if it's my G spot but there it is...
1272
01:11:46,848 --> 01:11:47,837
Look at me
1273
01:12:54,649 --> 01:12:55,809
Lift her leg up, dog,
1274
01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:58,886
lift her leg up,
bend it back, even more, even more...
1275
01:12:59,621 --> 01:13:02,681
just bend it, there
1276
01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:03,884
I'm there...
1277
01:13:03,892 --> 01:13:05,860
I'm coming now, oh, oh, oh
1278
01:13:05,894 --> 01:13:09,694
I'm in the right field, oh man, ah...
1279
01:13:09,731 --> 01:13:12,757
this is what it feels like in paradise,
1280
01:13:12,801 --> 01:13:17,750
give me more,
give me more, give me more,
1281
01:13:19,451 --> 01:13:22,699
Ah, mama
1282
01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:36,781
How did you do that, man?
1283
01:13:38,727 --> 01:13:40,820
Wonderful, man...
1284
01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:43,731
Oh nice,
1285
01:13:43,865 --> 01:13:46,663
it was incredible,
thank you honey,
1286
01:13:47,702 --> 01:13:49,670
I'm done now,
1287
01:13:49,738 --> 01:13:51,729
so nice, I'm a new man.
1288
01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:55,676
I'm done guys,
stop whenever you feel like it
1289
01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:58,780
Guys, hey,
1290
01:13:58,814 --> 01:14:00,782
I'm here.
1291
01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:02,784
Are you done yet?
1292
01:15:03,678 --> 01:15:05,612
Now nice...
1293
01:15:07,816 --> 01:15:10,580
How nice that it's you
1294
01:15:11,753 --> 01:15:13,653
Yes
1295
01:15:14,689 --> 01:15:16,714
Your friend,
1296
01:15:16,758 --> 01:15:18,783
who else?
1297
01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:48,788
I've regained the soul
I had when I was a girl
1298
01:15:48,823 --> 01:15:52,691
And I'm only getting started
1299
01:16:15,684 --> 01:16:16,878
Oh, it hurts...
1300
01:16:19,721 --> 01:16:20,847
Ouch, it hurts!
1301
01:16:22,891 --> 01:16:24,882
Help me out, man
1302
01:16:26,661 --> 01:16:28,629
Whatever you want
1303
01:16:28,630 --> 01:16:29,892
Hey, wait, now,
1304
01:16:32,634 --> 01:16:34,625
make me a cushion,
1305
01:16:41,876 --> 01:16:43,741
Come on, hurry up, man, hurry up
1306
01:16:43,778 --> 01:16:44,745
Is that good?
1307
01:16:44,779 --> 01:16:46,770
Hurry up, don't hurt her
1308
01:16:46,848 --> 01:16:51,683
If he does anything bad, tell me
1309
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,813
Okay, it's just that it was hurting
1310
01:16:54,723 --> 01:16:57,658
Right, it's okay now
1311
01:16:57,692 --> 01:17:02,686
Careful, dog...
1312
01:17:02,731 --> 01:17:05,757
Slowly please...
1313
01:17:11,706 --> 01:17:15,904
It's not that necessary...
Guys,
1314
01:17:16,845 --> 01:17:19,746
don't get into it again, what for?
1315
01:17:19,814 --> 01:17:21,782
Yeah, nice
1316
01:17:22,784 --> 01:17:25,651
Come on,
do you want anything else? Juice...
1317
01:17:29,691 --> 01:17:31,659
Oh, oh stop,
1318
01:17:31,726 --> 01:17:33,785
Stop, Cookie, please
1319
01:17:56,684 --> 01:17:58,675
Careful, careful, careful
1320
01:17:59,788 --> 01:18:01,881
Don't move, careful
1321
01:18:04,826 --> 01:18:06,691
Stop, Gabriela, stop
1322
01:18:19,774 --> 01:18:21,765
I love you, Cristina
1323
01:18:31,753 --> 01:18:34,881
You're perfect, you're perfect...
1324
01:18:35,657 --> 01:18:38,751
The best, the best
1325
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,852
Poor thing,
1326
01:18:41,629 --> 01:18:42,721
this is hard
1327
01:18:43,832 --> 01:18:45,891
No, wait, wait, oh..
1328
01:18:50,839 --> 01:18:53,603
Here it comes,
it's coming, it's coming, oh...
1329
01:19:21,736 --> 01:19:23,761
You left this much juice, man,
1330
01:19:23,771 --> 01:19:25,830
what's wrong to you?
1331
01:19:25,874 --> 01:19:29,674
You think you're smarter than me,
you fucking big dick ape?
1332
01:19:31,746 --> 01:19:33,737
Who are you calling big dick ape?
1333
01:19:33,781 --> 01:19:34,748
Come here, man. Let go, let go
1334
01:19:34,816 --> 01:19:35,874
No, no, what's wrong with you?
1335
01:19:36,885 --> 01:19:37,852
Stop hitting him, noooo
1336
01:19:39,621 --> 01:19:40,781
This is my fault...
1337
01:19:40,855 --> 01:19:43,790
these things happen to me for
being dirty...
1338
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:45,656
You're touching me, man
1339
01:19:50,732 --> 01:19:54,725
Yes, hello, good night,
I need a radio taxi
1340
01:19:54,769 --> 01:19:58,762
Pe�alol�n
do you have anything close by?
1341
01:20:00,608 --> 01:20:04,601
15 minutes,
fantastic, yes, that's good
1342
01:20:04,779 --> 01:20:06,576
Hold on a second...
1343
01:20:06,781 --> 01:20:08,646
Where are you going?
1344
01:20:09,651 --> 01:20:10,675
Juan Moya
1345
01:20:11,786 --> 01:20:13,686
You're living with your mother?
1346
01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:21,684
Juan Moya and Irarr�zaval,
yes, thank you
1347
01:20:22,697 --> 01:20:23,789
No, you're too much...
1348
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,665
What did you say?
What, what?
1349
01:20:27,702 --> 01:20:30,603
Nothing! We have 15 minutes
left to celebrate
1350
01:20:35,877 --> 01:20:38,641
One question,
1351
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,678
- do you have any money?
- Yes, I do
1352
01:20:43,618 --> 01:20:47,679
I mean, not here,
but I'll stop by an ATM
1353
01:20:47,722 --> 01:20:48,882
- Right
- What, right?
1354
01:20:49,624 --> 01:20:51,854
Nothing, the job was so-so
but I'll pay for it anyway
1355
01:20:53,895 --> 01:20:55,658
I'm your boss now
1356
01:20:58,733 --> 01:21:00,826
No, no, get out
1357
01:21:00,868 --> 01:21:03,666
- Hey, don't act so proud, please
- What, proud?
1358
01:21:08,476 --> 01:21:09,740
Cheers
1359
01:21:11,679 --> 01:21:12,703
You're so hot
1360
01:21:14,682 --> 01:21:15,876
You looked really pretty
1361
01:21:19,654 --> 01:21:20,746
You're hot too
1362
01:21:23,758 --> 01:21:26,852
When I said...
1363
01:21:27,762 --> 01:21:30,788
and then you said...
1364
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:33,858
Were you being serious?
1365
01:21:34,502 --> 01:21:35,734
Oh, shut up, okay?
1366
01:21:35,770 --> 01:21:38,671
No, no, you shut up,
I need to know
1367
01:21:38,706 --> 01:21:39,866
I need to clear up what
happened here
1368
01:21:39,907 --> 01:21:41,772
No, it's embarrassing,
I don't want to
1369
01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:44,835
No, no, Cristina,
I want to talk,
1370
01:21:44,846 --> 01:21:46,609
I think it's important
1371
01:21:46,648 --> 01:21:48,128
No, no Mat�as, it's embarrassing,
1372
01:21:48,129 --> 01:21:51,608
besides, we can't talk about it
if we're both dressed
1373
01:21:51,619 --> 01:21:52,847
Then what's the problem? Again
1374
01:21:53,621 --> 01:21:55,782
Oh, really? Let's go
1375
01:21:56,691 --> 01:21:59,888
But if you're too embarrassed to talk,
then, what can we do?
1376
01:22:04,899 --> 01:22:07,868
do you really like my potato salad?
1377
01:22:11,537 --> 01:22:14,639
I do, a lot
1378
01:22:15,710 --> 01:22:17,644
But you have to make it more often
1379
01:22:17,879 --> 01:22:19,813
Of course, sure
1380
01:22:20,615 --> 01:22:21,775
I said softly
1381
01:22:21,816 --> 01:22:23,681
I said red light, Cookie,
1382
01:22:23,718 --> 01:22:25,743
I asked please
1383
01:22:27,789 --> 01:22:30,781
Oh Cookie, it felt so good, I swear,
I couldn't stop
1384
01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:33,794
Besides, it looked like you were
also enjoying it
1385
01:22:33,828 --> 01:22:36,856
Honey, that's not the point
1386
01:22:37,799 --> 01:22:39,664
Oh no.
1387
01:22:39,667 --> 01:22:40,656
What's the point?
1388
01:22:40,702 --> 01:22:43,637
The point is that when a woman
says stop, you stop
1389
01:22:43,805 --> 01:22:44,772
Cookie...
1390
01:22:46,741 --> 01:22:49,801
Okay, but we were doing this to
connect with each other,
1391
01:22:49,844 --> 01:22:51,709
to do something different,
1392
01:22:51,746 --> 01:22:52,838
and you were thinking about
1393
01:22:52,914 --> 01:22:55,781
God knows what
probably a tennis player or something
1394
01:22:57,719 --> 01:22:59,619
Cookie, look at me
1395
01:22:59,687 --> 01:23:00,847
Did you enjoy it?
1396
01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:03,880
I'm not talking about that
1397
01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,617
Honey, you came like an explosion
1398
01:23:07,662 --> 01:23:09,823
How could you know,
you were like in another world
1399
01:23:09,864 --> 01:23:12,697
No, I could feel you
1400
01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:13,667
Really?
1401
01:23:13,735 --> 01:23:15,896
Really...
when I was in you,
1402
01:23:15,903 --> 01:23:19,737
I could feel everything,
even when you came
1403
01:23:21,709 --> 01:23:23,643
Well,
1404
01:23:23,711 --> 01:23:27,807
it wasn't that bad, I mean...
1405
01:23:28,850 --> 01:23:32,684
And you were crazy Cookie,
I'd never seen you like that before,
1406
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,688
I loved it
1407
01:23:34,689 --> 01:23:36,816
Mmm, how embarrassing...
1408
01:23:36,858 --> 01:23:39,884
And you were making some
pretty strange noises too
1409
01:23:41,662 --> 01:23:42,788
See?
1410
01:23:42,830 --> 01:23:45,663
See I'm not that boring
1411
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:49,693
Muffin, we had a great time, honey
1412
01:23:49,704 --> 01:23:51,695
Yes, muffin, honey...
1413
01:23:54,776 --> 01:23:56,801
- Can we?
- Yes, yes, help me
1414
01:23:56,844 --> 01:24:00,780
Armando? What are you doing for
your saint's day?
1415
01:24:00,815 --> 01:24:02,783
I don't have any plans
1416
01:24:02,850 --> 01:24:04,875
Whoopy for saint's day then,
when is it?
1417
01:24:05,653 --> 01:24:08,850
- January 23rd
- January 23rd
1418
01:24:09,690 --> 01:24:12,750
Hey, we mustn't miss each other
for the national holiday,
1419
01:24:12,794 --> 01:24:15,888
you know, I could get
a costume that you're going to love.
1420
01:24:16,631 --> 01:24:17,689
How's that?
1421
01:24:17,732 --> 01:24:20,792
Whoopy for September then!
1422
01:24:21,636 --> 01:24:22,864
September 18th
1423
01:24:22,904 --> 01:24:26,670
Hey, and for Christmas,
you'll be alone, right?
1424
01:24:26,707 --> 01:24:29,767
Generally, a nephew comes to
visit me on Christmas
1425
01:24:29,811 --> 01:24:31,870
He leaves around 10 o'clock
1426
01:24:31,913 --> 01:24:34,882
Then I'll be here at 11 sharp, Armando,
1427
01:24:34,917 --> 01:24:37,851
No, I like to go to Fausto after that
1428
01:24:41,622 --> 01:24:43,613
The things you like to say...
1429
01:24:43,691 --> 01:24:45,852
Did he do anything to you?
Did he move something inside?
1430
01:24:45,893 --> 01:24:47,793
Did he pierce your lung?
1431
01:24:47,829 --> 01:24:50,855
Are you all right?
1432
01:24:50,898 --> 01:24:53,765
Can I ask you something?
1433
01:24:53,768 --> 01:24:55,793
Do you think you can be happy with me
1434
01:24:55,803 --> 01:24:59,796
- after having that huge...?
- Oh, honey, you're perfect for me
1435
01:24:59,841 --> 01:25:01,604
Perfect
1436
01:25:01,642 --> 01:25:02,700
Okay,
1437
01:25:02,743 --> 01:25:04,768
perfect, I believe you
1438
01:25:04,812 --> 01:25:06,677
Yes. Fantasy accomplished, honey
1439
01:25:06,714 --> 01:25:09,615
- Very accomplished
- Congratulations
1440
01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:11,880
I think that now, then,
1441
01:25:11,886 --> 01:25:13,751
it's my turn
1442
01:25:13,788 --> 01:25:14,880
What do you mean, it's your turn?
1443
01:25:14,889 --> 01:25:16,754
A little friend, honey.
1444
01:25:16,791 --> 01:25:19,760
Brunette, to make a difference, all
I ask is for her to be from Santiago,
1445
01:25:19,794 --> 01:25:21,887
lot's of smog, bus pass,
that kind of thing, you know?
1446
01:25:21,896 --> 01:25:24,660
Okay, and I'll be outside,
and direct you...
1447
01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:26,758
No, no, all three of us, honey,
in one go
1448
01:25:26,801 --> 01:25:30,669
Oh, all three of us together!
Then I'll bring a toy...
1449
01:25:30,671 --> 01:25:32,696
No, no, no toys, dammit, you get used
to this one, just this one, hear me?
1450
01:25:32,740 --> 01:25:34,708
No, no, I'll give it to both of you
1451
01:25:34,709 --> 01:25:36,700
What's the problem,
don't you trust me?
1452
01:25:39,614 --> 01:25:40,746
I can see you
1453
01:25:40,815 --> 01:25:42,612
What? I didn't do anything
1454
01:25:42,650 --> 01:25:43,708
I can see you, watch out
1455
01:25:48,009 --> 01:25:58,009
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1456
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