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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,480 You know more than anybody what it's like to be different. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,760 So it's even more important to have people around you 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,680 that you love. And they are... 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,640 here! 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:10,560 [Screaming] 6 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,800 -[She screams] -[Cheering, laughing] 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,560 This applies to the guests too: Don't fuck it up! 8 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,680 [Fred] The Countess. 9 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,360 You have to watch out or it will get boring. 10 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,400 -And stale. -[Fred] Tabitha. 11 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,840 If I'm being honest, I think it's a bit simple. 12 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,080 It's a shame. 13 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,480 [Fred] My Little Puny. 14 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,800 The message didn't come across; make it "bigger." 15 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,880 [Fred] Vanessa. 16 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,440 You guys were beaming; the love shone out. 17 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,480 It was beautiful. 18 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,920 -[Fred] You are this week's winner. -[Screams] 19 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,400 Dear girl, your time hasn't come yet. 20 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,680 Tabitha. Your time hasn't come either. 21 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,200 My dear Countess, bye bye, sweetheart. 22 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,440 [Melancholy piano music] 23 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,120 AFTER THE COUNTESS' ELIMINATION 24 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,760 [Groaning and sighing] 25 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,120 [Puny] Aw... 26 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,040 Dear, dear Queens, 27 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,400 thank you for everything. 28 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,400 Love you, 29 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,920 -And...? -Juices. 30 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,280 And juices. 31 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,000 Yours sincerely, The Countess. 32 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,800 [All] Aww. 33 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,680 She's overcome a lot, so props to her. 34 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,040 [Puny] What did you think of her lip sync? 35 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,120 She was lipsyncing, but uh... 36 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,640 she was moving like a penguin... 37 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,360 [Scattered, quiet laughter] 38 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,520 -She didn't do anything new. -No. 39 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,480 Ladies, I did it all in a corset. 40 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,800 -Girl. -Look. 41 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,720 [Chattering and laughing] 42 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,160 Oh, I've really slimmed myself down nice, girl. 43 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,680 There's paper here, right? 44 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,480 -No, no paper here... -[Chattering] 45 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,280 Maybe paper here, but the Countess is there! 46 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,720 [Yelling] 47 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,120 [Giggling] 48 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,640 Ha ha ha ha ha! 49 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,840 Oh, scrub, girl! 50 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,640 [All moaning] Scrub! 51 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,000 Oh, scrub, scrub! 52 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Puny, Puny. 53 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,320 Who's going to be your new lesbian friend? 54 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,360 [Giggles] I think you will, darling. 55 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,320 -Haha, fuck me! -Haha, no thank you! 56 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,000 And now I'm just left with the other bitches. 57 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,080 But in the end, I'm just here to win. 58 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,120 Give up, love, you're not getting any closer to the crown. 59 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,400 [All] Top Five! 60 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,920 [Screaming excitedly] 61 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,480 And I won! 62 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,560 [Cheering] 63 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,600 -Congratulations. -How do you feel? 64 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,560 It's crazy. I'm so happy. 65 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,040 How do you feel about Vanessa winning? 66 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,280 Bitchy, bitter, die bitch... No. 67 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,520 [Laughter] 68 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,840 Too bad, Vivaldi. 69 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,360 Bit of a shocker, I think. 70 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,080 That I sent that girl home, one with a badge. 71 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,760 -[Tabitha] Upsie-daisie. -[Groaning] 72 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,160 Vanessa. Until we meet again. 73 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,840 -Dibs on Stevie's photo... -I don't think so, girl. 74 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,720 # RuPaul's Drag Race 75 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,480 # [Racers] Start your engine... 76 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,200 The winner of Drag Race Holland 77 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,600 will receive a beautiful crown and scepter from Fierce! Drag Jewels, 78 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,760 her own stage at Milkshake Festival, 79 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,080 and a cash prize of 15.000! 80 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,640 # ...best drag queen win... 81 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,280 The judges on this week's jury are 82 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,400 Carlo Boszhard 83 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,800 and Merol! 84 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,160 # ...best drag queen win! # 85 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,400 [Upbeat electronic music] 86 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,840 [Vanessa humming] 87 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,200 It's a new day. Episode 6. 88 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,920 I'm completely recharged. My win gave me a bit of... 89 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,400 self-confidence. 90 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,680 [Loud crack] 91 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,880 [Chattering] 92 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,840 One pin, one pin... 93 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,840 Two pins... 94 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,760 -No pins! -But a Barbie. 95 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,880 My Barbie... 96 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,560 I really want to do well in this competition, 97 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,600 so I have to, have to, have to do my best. 98 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,840 The Countess also had a pin and she's gone home. 99 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,600 Get it? I don't have any pins 100 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,000 and I'm going to the final. 101 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,560 -You'll need some better looks then. -[Gasps] 102 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,920 Girl. I'm Tabitha, I'm always beautiful. 103 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,440 And who's going home? 104 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,280 -[All] Not me. -Me neither. 105 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,360 [Tabitha laughs] 106 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,720 But who's going home...? 107 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,120 [Vanessa sucks her teeth] 108 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,320 -Vivaldi. -Yeah? 109 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,960 I can't deal with the attitude... 110 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,840 Can't deal with... the arrogance. 111 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,200 I kind of agree with the jury a bit, 112 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,480 in some areas, that you're pretty young. 113 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,560 And there's nothing wrong with that... 114 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,040 The only young blood! 115 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,400 I'm the only young person here among all these gravediggers. 116 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,160 So that says something, doesn't it? 117 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,520 -I'm just being honest. -Really honest. 118 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,400 -Learn from it. -[Loud crack] 119 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,120 Yeah, Tabitha's the only one without a badge. 120 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,400 So obviously you have a target on your back. 121 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,800 And then there's Vanessa. 122 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,400 You said my name, so you have to go home. 123 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,200 [Siren whoops] 124 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,400 Ru-mail! 125 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,880 -Hello, Queens! -[All] Hello, hi! 126 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,800 Drag queens like their coffee 127 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,240 the way they like their men. 128 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,480 Strong, hot... 129 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,160 and emotionally unavailable. 130 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,280 [Chuckling] 131 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,120 Now it's your turn to spill the tea! 132 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,840 [All] Huh? What? 133 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,680 Coffee, men. 134 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,280 Spill the tea... 135 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,560 -OK. -[Laughs] 136 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,880 What's it about? 137 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,560 I think we have to present something... 138 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,760 -Hey, hey! -[Yelling] 139 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,080 Hey, Fred! 140 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,400 One! Two! 141 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,560 Three! Four! 142 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,440 Five... Top Five! 143 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,520 [Fred laughs] 144 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,800 But really, Top Five. 145 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,840 You've been halved. 146 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,680 One of you will become 147 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,040 the next Drag Superstar. 148 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,080 -[All muttering] -Exciting. 149 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,680 But you guys know the saying: 150 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,680 "Work hard, play hard." 151 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,040 Mhmm. 152 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,480 Do you have enough oxygen? 153 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,440 Oh, Pit Crew! 154 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,080 [Cheering] 155 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,880 [Vanessa screams] 156 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,080 -Hello, honey! -[Excited chatter] 157 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,480 Oh! 158 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,920 Oh, girl, I was really looking. 159 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,120 Ugh, I wanna bury my face in all that. 160 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,840 I'm getting a little shy. 161 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,160 Queens. 162 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,360 Look at this. 163 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,000 -[Tabitha sighs] Lovely. -Sexy. 164 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,560 But also, can I just say, 165 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,880 less is boring. 166 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,440 Oh, Pit Crew! 167 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,840 [Screaming] 168 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,280 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 169 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,360 -Yes! -Whoo! 170 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,840 They just kept coming and coming... 171 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,880 [Cheering] 172 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,280 13, 14. 173 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,200 Getting warmer and warmer. Yoo-hoo! 174 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,400 [Fred] Sixteen lovely men. 175 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,480 But it gets better! 176 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,160 Men! Pants down! 177 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,040 -[Tabitha] No! -[All cheering] 178 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,760 Whoo! 179 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,280 Dear Queens, we're going to play a game. 180 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,720 [All] Ooh, nice. 181 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,720 An old-school memory game. 182 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,600 Because these men all have a, um, 183 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,280 a gay-moji on their butts. 184 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:30,160 And you each get eight attempts to match the gay-mojis correctly. 185 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,320 And the one with the most correct matches wins, obviously. 186 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,200 Tabitha, you may begin. 187 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,280 Lovely. 188 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,520 And to the other queens, sashay away. 189 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,840 Bye bye, darling. 190 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,880 [Both laugh] 191 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,240 I'd like to see Number 4. 192 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,320 Is something wrong with your mouth? 193 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,240 No... 194 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,400 [Laughing] 195 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,200 Number 16. 196 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,400 -[Buzzer sounds] -Unfortunately, no match. 197 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,120 14. 198 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,080 [Fred] Oh, a crown. 199 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,840 Oh, that suits me, heh heh. 200 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,920 12. 201 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,600 [Fred] Ooh! 202 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,680 I have my head in my hands, like... 203 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,360 Number 15. 204 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,360 [Both] Ooh! 205 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,560 A kiss. 206 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,200 Number 7. 207 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,680 [Vanessa, disappointedly] Meh. 208 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,200 [Keta] Number 10. 209 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,280 Number 10. 210 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,400 [Both gasp] 211 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,360 -[Fred] Hey! -Hey, we know that one! 212 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,320 Number 1, obviously. 213 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,600 [Both cheering] 214 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,160 -Yes, yes, yes! -Yeah, baby! 215 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,440 [Jibbering] 216 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,080 [Fred] Yes. Very manly of us. 217 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,600 Oh, yeah. Number 11. 218 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,920 -No match. -Good choice, though. 219 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,960 Yeah, good choice. 220 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,200 Fuck the matches. I'm looking at asses! 221 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,240 Number 1? 222 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,560 Mmm... hello. 223 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,080 Number 10. 224 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,160 [Gasps] 225 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,360 [Screaming] 226 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,360 We have a match! 227 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,960 Let's do 14. 228 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,840 -Yeah! -Oh, yes! 229 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,280 [Fred] Girlfriend. 230 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,120 Yes! 231 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,200 Number 7. 232 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,880 -Ooh... -[Quietly] Dammit! 233 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,120 Very bad at this game. Very bad. 234 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,320 But! 235 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,920 We're going to try one more time. 236 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,160 -Ok, Number 15? -15. 237 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,480 [Gasps] Number 3? 238 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,080 -[Puny] Yes! -Yes, bitch! 239 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,120 12? 240 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,320 -Yes! -Yes! 241 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,960 3... 4 matches. 242 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,320 Number 9. 243 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,400 Number 5. 244 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,960 [Puny gasps] 245 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,040 [Fred] Yes! 246 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,040 How, girl?! 247 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,960 [Puny] Love it. 248 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,440 I had a third, a fourth, and a fifth! 249 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,440 Yes! 250 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,720 You still have one try. 251 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,360 ...Number 5...? 252 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,680 Oh... 253 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,960 [Fred] Oh well, girl. 254 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,120 Turn around? 255 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,200 [Fred] Wahey! 256 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,600 Sexy boys! 257 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,280 -Whoo, Queens. -Whoo... 258 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,840 One of you had 5 sets correct. 259 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,280 And that was... 260 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,440 My Little Puny! 261 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,040 [Cheering] 262 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,880 Congratulations, girlfriend. 263 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,000 Now on to the Maxi Challenge. It's going to be really fun. 264 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,760 You guys are sometimes jealous of me, 265 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,000 because I present this program in a grandiose way. 266 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,080 -Right? -[All] Yep. 267 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,800 But you really have to study it well. 268 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,480 -[All] Ooh... -So, today you will be... 269 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,640 playing a role in... 270 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,400 Coffee... 271 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,360 Coffee... Maid! 272 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,240 [All] Ah! 273 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,000 -You're all going... -[High-pitched laughing] 274 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,480 Do you know how hard autocue is?! 275 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,960 Autocue is really something. 276 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:32,720 Being able to act it out and read at the same time. 277 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:36,040 So it's really exciting to be doing this challenge. 278 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,800 My Little Puny, you won. 279 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,520 Which means you get to choose your role first. 280 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,520 [All] Ooh. 281 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,160 The rest of you? 282 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,360 You'll have to fight for the remaining roles. 283 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,120 -[All] Ooh... -Bring it on. 284 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,720 Racers, start your engines, and may the best 285 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,680 -TV host win! -[Cheering] 286 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,840 Bye bye, darling. 287 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,800 [Excited chatter] 288 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,920 [All] Coffee Maid! 289 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,160 Everybody has a role. 290 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,720 But I've already found mine. 291 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,720 -Pajama break? -What does "medium" mean? 292 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,760 A psychic, like, "Oh, I see that you..." 293 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,520 [Pronouncing it in Dutch] Oh, a "medium." 294 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,000 Dutch. Difficult, eh? 295 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,160 You're a bit medium. 296 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,480 I get to pick a role 297 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,520 and I'm finding it really difficult. 298 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,200 I have to pick something that suits me. 299 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,600 I'll be the co-host having problems with her muff. 300 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,040 -Ok. [Crosstalk] -Medium! Medium. 301 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,120 I want that one too. 302 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,600 Maybe I can bring my spiritual side, ommm, to it. 303 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,720 -What spiritual side? -Girl. 304 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,480 I can be a witch, darling. I can be a witch. 305 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,080 Doesn't matter. 306 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,600 If she wants that role, let her have it. 307 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,080 It doesn't matter which role I get. I'm good. 308 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,120 -Girls, girls, girls. -Oh! 309 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,200 Recovered yet? 310 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,240 -A bit. -Yes. 311 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,840 ... with the allocating... 312 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,360 I also said it would be hard, eh? Coffee, Coffee Maid 313 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,080 Autocue, live television. 314 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,040 So I thought, "Well, now. 315 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,040 "It'll be boring doing it alone." 316 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,160 So I've invited someone. 317 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,120 [All] Oh! 318 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,520 The Queen of Daytime Television. 319 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,920 Catherine Keyl! 320 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:01,920 [Screaming] 321 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,120 [Announcer] The 5 O'Clock Show with Catherine Keyl. 322 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,320 She knows how to read an autocue 323 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,160 and how to improvise 324 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,360 and how to carry a show as the host. 325 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,440 She's perfect for this challenge. 326 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,240 I thought I'd take some pressure off. 327 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,800 -Thank you. -See you later! 328 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,200 [Chattering] 329 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,520 Girl, I'd like to do the wig... 330 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,440 I did the wigs for Fred last season, for Envy, Madness... 331 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,880 if anybody knows how to sell a wig, it's me. 332 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,280 I'd like to be the other host, girl. 333 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,880 Me too, I'd like that role. 334 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,640 Tabitha wants the role of "other host" too? 335 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,120 Yeah, not happening. 336 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,120 I want that role. 337 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,880 -Are we going to fight? -Come on, I feel a fight! 338 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,080 A real fight? You want to fight? 339 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,960 [Vanessa] Fight, come on! 340 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,600 [Crosstalk] 341 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,400 -I'm gonna be the over-enthusiastic host. -I'm going to be the host. 342 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,840 You'll have to do it with her. 343 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,040 Who would you rather do it with? 344 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,480 Oh, I have to pick? 345 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,520 Yes. 346 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,960 I'd rather do it with her. 347 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,240 They're besties. 348 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,160 They know how to play off each other. 349 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,800 So I say, "Hey, never mind." I'll do it myself. 350 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,480 Do what you want, I'll rock them anyhow, girl. 351 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,080 I'm a born actress. 352 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,720 Doesn't matter which role I get. 353 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,320 It's still my role. 354 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,080 [Electronic music] 355 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,640 Ooh! 356 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,120 Brrrrrush-ah! 357 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,120 [Cheerful string music] 358 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,760 [Fred laughs] 359 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,240 -[Fred] Queens! -Woah. 360 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,920 [Fred] Oh, look at that! 361 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,080 Firstly, Queens, may I introduce you to 362 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,080 the Grande Dame of Dutch television: Catherine Keyl! 363 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,080 -[Applause] -[Catherine]Thank you. 364 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,640 Catherine, these are the remaining queens. 365 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,960 They're competing for the title of Next Drag Superstar. 366 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,520 But tonight they'll be making television. 367 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,320 A talk show, yes. I'm intrigued. 368 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,760 You've been doing TV for a long time. Do you have any advice for the queens? 369 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,080 Well, I think it's really important that you stay true to yourself. 370 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,640 And consider the questions 371 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,840 and be natural. 372 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,840 -They're very natural. -Very natural, yes. 373 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,160 And what about autocue? That's difficult. 374 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,960 Oh, yes, definitely. Well. 375 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,000 You know it, the text that scrolls up? 376 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,440 I hope you're lucky and it doesn't go too fast. 377 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,920 Because you do have to know your lines, 378 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,080 because if it goes off, you're just sitting there with no words. 379 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,240 Well. [Chuckles] Good luck! 380 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,320 Yes, exactly! 381 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,560 We're going to watch from a distance. 382 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,440 Have you ever in your career 383 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,640 put a banana in your décolletage? 384 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,680 [Catherine] No. Not that I know of . 385 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,800 -Oh, well. -But I don't have a décolletage. 386 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,760 Not like that. 387 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,400 You know it's there, yeah? 388 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,840 -Oh, that's where my snack went. -[Fred laughs] 389 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,680 [Fred] Ok, ladies. Ready? 390 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,080 -Yes. -Let's go! 391 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,440 Come on, let's go sit. 392 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,800 [Laughing and cheering] 393 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,440 Ok, Queens. 394 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,120 We're going to practice first... 395 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,800 Yeah, your boobs are out. 396 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,640 You'll have to fix that, national television is hard... 397 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,360 Eva Jinek realness. 398 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,200 Boobies! 399 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,800 Can somebody please help? 400 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,000 [Both] Hello? 401 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,200 Very chic. 402 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,600 Nobody? Ok, I'll do it. 403 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,960 They're all underpaid. 404 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,880 I'm sitting with these stupid tits. 405 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,000 -[Sighing] -Ok, where were we? 406 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,960 Are you ready to record? 407 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,080 Yes. 408 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,600 Good luck. And uh, don't fuck it up, eh? 409 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,520 -[Projector whirring] -Camera! 410 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,400 Five! Four! Three! 411 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,320 Two. One! We're on. 412 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,520 [# Cover of Koffietijd theme] 413 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,720 [Singing badly] Coffee, Coffee Maid ! 414 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,800 Hey, girls! And welcome to... 415 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,880 Coffee Maid! 416 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,000 This is the show for all the girls 417 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,280 who apparently have nothing better to do 418 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,160 at 10 am on a work day. 419 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,760 In this episode of Coffee Maid, we'll be... 420 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,760 [Fred] Stop, stop. 421 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,800 -"In this episode..." -Ok. 422 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,880 Faster. 423 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,720 In this episode of Coffee Maid, we'll be 424 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,680 contently cackling about kooky questions in a comical context. 425 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,880 Another wonderful episode with all kinds of 426 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,760 topics and subjects and... 427 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,760 Girl! What are you doing?! 428 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,800 Girl, I had a really intense night 429 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,480 and I'm worried something's still stuck in my pussy... 430 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,080 Girl! You can't say that word on TV! 431 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,600 Children are watching! 432 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,200 [Screaming] Hey, kids! 433 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,200 What, oh pussy, oh sorry! I mean my box, 434 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,080 my muff, my mouse, my... 435 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,560 Our first topic is a new TikTok dance trend, 436 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,000 which has caused a lot of fuss recently. 437 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,760 Concerned parents fear that this provocative and flamboyant dance 438 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,440 is causing extreme sluttiness. 439 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,720 But yes. To start with, we're going to demonstrate 440 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,280 how to effectively do this devil's dance. 441 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,480 Girls, let's go! 442 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,520 QUEENS MAKE UP THE SLUTTY TIKTOK DANCE 443 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,880 [Heavy bass dance music] 444 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,400 [Queens moaning] 445 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,680 [Phone ringing] 446 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,800 The phone's ringing, phone's ringing. 447 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,640 Girls, this just won't do. 448 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,360 By showing this on national television, 449 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,880 your viewers will be spontaneously transformed into massive sluts. 450 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,760 Now I'm feeling awfully slutty. 451 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,760 Do you want that on your consciences? 452 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,680 I want to talk to the Head Coffee Maid now! 453 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,040 The Head Coffee Maid? That's me! 454 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,800 -That's me! -That's me. 455 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,680 -I'm the Head Coffee Maid. -I am the Head Moffee Caid! 456 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,240 I'm the Head Coffee Maid! 457 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,720 [Screaming and arguing] 458 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,000 [The medium whimpers] 459 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,040 Ow! 460 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,080 -Oh! Oh! -I'm the Head Coffee Maid. 461 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,640 -... I ... am the Head Coffee Maid! -[Screams] 462 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,440 [Yelling, exclaiming in pain] 463 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,880 Catherine, have you ever done something like that with your co-host? 464 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,960 Uhhh... 465 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,160 -No. -No, right? 466 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,560 I always worked alone. 467 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,720 No, true. 468 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,560 Fine! You're the Head Coffee Maid. 469 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,720 Now do you see? 470 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,800 [Keta stuttering through the lines] 471 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,720 -Now for a break! -Now for a break. 472 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,800 Onto the break. 473 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,120 A break already? 474 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,800 We don't have any lines here... 475 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,400 Um. Ok, lines are gone. 476 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,880 -We'll have a break. -Onto the break. 477 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,800 -And stop. -That's what I said earlier. 478 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,520 You have to know what's going on. 479 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,360 If that thing goes off, the autocue, 480 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,720 you're stuck if you don't know your lines. 481 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,560 You have to use your imagination to keep going. 482 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,480 [Fred] Ok, girls. 483 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,920 We're on in three, two... [Mouths] 484 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,000 [Yelling and screaming] 485 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,320 ... Coffee Maid! 486 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,480 Now do you see? 487 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,000 And now for a break! 488 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,200 A break already? We just started, girl. 489 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,200 Don't complain, girl. We get paid for the breaks. 490 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:25,040 And momma's saving for her new porno palace in Mykonos! 491 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,200 [Laughing] 492 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,320 See you soon! 493 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,000 We're totally in our Dynasty fantasy. 494 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,960 Alexis, eat your heart out. 495 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,080 Are you ready to go live? 496 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,080 Yes! 497 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,480 We're on. 498 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,680 Are you a total loser without a tall wig, 499 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,440 who doesn't even have to duck to get through a doorway? 500 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,520 Try it now! 501 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,360 The Biggie... Wiggy... 502 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,240 Brrrrrrrrush-ah! 503 00:17:55,560 --> 00:18:01,160 This crazy brush gives all my wigs phenomenal volume. 504 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:06,560 With such a lovely hairdo, you're sure to be every party's ultimate 505 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,240 [Moaning] hiiiiiiiigh-point! 506 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,240 But I didn't always have such a wonderful, whopping, winning, 507 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,080 wondrous, winsome wig, love. 508 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,600 Take a look at these embarrassing "before photos." 509 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,680 Ugh. 510 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,760 [Sad music] 511 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,320 My head's in my hands. 512 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,280 Literally. 513 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,880 Why are my la... wigs always so flat? 514 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,280 Stop, stop, stop. Pay attention to the lines. 515 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,720 "Why are my wigs always so flat?" 516 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,040 Why are my wigs always so flat? 517 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,720 A flat ass I can live with. 518 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,200 There's padding for that. 519 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,960 But I can't fix this! 520 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,520 I can't take it! 521 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,280 [Sobbing] 522 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,800 I've tried everything. 523 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,280 Heaps of hairspray! 524 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,720 And tennis-elbow-causing backcombing! 525 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,920 The tennis elbow from backcombing is a really funny joke, 526 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,320 but it wasn't clear, so could you maybe... 527 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,760 -[Tabitha] Articulate? -Yes. 528 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,760 I've got tennis elbow from backcombing! 529 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,480 [Screaming] I've had enough! 530 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,320 Oh, thank God, that was tough. 531 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,840 Respect to all newsreaders and colleagues because it's really tough. 532 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,720 -SHE CAUSES A TECHNICAL FAILURE -I've had enough. 533 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,960 I've had ENOUGH!!! 534 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,040 [She gasps] 535 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,280 THEY MEET. UNHAPPY BLACK-WHITE QUEEN MEETS HAPPY COLORFUL QUEEN 536 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,680 -Ah! -Oh! 537 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,120 -You're me! -I'm you! 538 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,400 Girl, what's with your hair?! 539 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,600 Oh no! 540 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,040 That's no Vivaldified. 541 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,240 More like Tabitha Time. 542 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,200 [Vivaldi] Mmm... 543 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,200 [Both] Try it now! 544 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,600 The Biggie... Wiggy... 545 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,560 Brrrrrrush! 546 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,800 Be careful! 547 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Tall wigs catch [..] 548 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,960 -[Blows raspberry] -[Fred laughs] 549 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,000 The medium's going now. 550 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,120 -Ok. -Do you have any tips for Vanessa? 551 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,440 Yes, I really love Belgium and people that speak Flemish, 552 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,360 but our Dutch ears have to get used to it. 553 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,720 So try not to speak too quickly 554 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,480 or you'll lose the joke, you know? 555 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,680 Yeah. Ok. 556 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,960 Four, three, two... 557 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,720 Oh, hey, girls! 558 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,960 Welcome back to Coffee Maid! 559 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,560 Are you still fiddling with your snatch?! 560 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,160 Welcome back! 561 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,760 I'm amazed you haven't switched the channel yet. 562 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,760 I would have done it ages ago. 563 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,240 And now to our medium. 564 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,520 Personally, I prefer large. 565 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,480 She's going to tell you how depressing your future's going to be. 566 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,240 Tell us, dear dignified Queen, 567 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,720 what you see in your crystal ball. 568 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,640 Is it a child or a relationship? 569 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,760 Or a year-long masturbation session? 570 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,440 Take it away, girl! 571 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,360 Welcome, ladies, and welcome, ladies at home. 572 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,560 Call me. 573 00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:00,400 I'll answer all your spiritual inquiries 574 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,720 about love, lust, 575 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,320 licking, lubrication, lesbians, lollies, 576 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,920 latex, lungs, Lorette Schrijver, [Deep breath] Quinty Trustfull, 577 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,360 and Plll... [Slurring] La Lau. 578 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,200 -Call the number below... -CALL 0909-POPPYCOCK 579 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:23,520 ... for answers to all your pressing questions, such as 580 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,440 [In a deep voice] "Is my sugar daddy gonna dump me 581 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,760 "as soon as I'm 25?" 582 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,800 And the most asked question: 583 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,480 [Squeakily] "Is my grandma watching over me from heaven 584 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,640 "when I - oh! - masturbate?" 585 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,480 Yeah, always. 586 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,760 Brring! 587 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,680 -Oh, the telephone! -Brring! 588 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,840 Hello? 589 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,960 Yeah, hello? 590 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,160 I have a little question. 591 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,880 I think there's a poltergeist in my house. 592 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:56,400 I hear strange noises as if a ghost was haunting the house. 593 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,280 It's really stressful. 594 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,040 So my question to you is: 595 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,080 How do I get it in my bed? 596 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,240 Well, hold on to your butt, darling, 597 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,120 for I must enter a trance. 598 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,880 I FEEL! 599 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,720 A presence... 600 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,880 [Flatly] Molly. 601 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,720 You are in danger, girl. 602 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,360 [Quietly] Idiot. 603 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,720 That's the wrong informant. 604 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,400 [In a booming voice] Fred! 605 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:26,000 You want to get me in be-he-he-ed... 606 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,520 Come with the banana. 607 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,400 [Heavy sigh] 608 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,400 Oh, shit. 609 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,240 Getting into it. 610 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,120 My turban falls off. 611 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,160 I'm feeling really insecure. 612 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,920 [Snickering off-screen] 613 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,720 Was that helpful? 614 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,640 -Thank you, lovely. -Thank you. 615 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,880 -[Vanessa sighs] -How are you? 616 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,040 Completely, completely shattered. 617 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,040 Thanks, girl. 618 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,160 Ooh, shit. 619 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,920 And so nice that you were able 620 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,160 to answer so many existential questions. 621 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,600 Oh, heavens! 622 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,520 I'm getting another one! 623 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,840 Oh, wow! The spirit world, 624 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,960 live in the studio! 625 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,200 Oh, yes! 626 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,760 I'll tell them. 627 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,920 You need to wrap it up. 628 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,200 [Fred wheezes] 629 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,240 Awkward! 630 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,600 Oh, fine. That was it for today! 631 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,800 Thanks for watching and... oh! 632 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,040 -Oh! -[Screams] 633 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,760 This was Coffee Maid! 634 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,600 You're the Coffee Maid! 635 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,120 [Singing badly] Coffee, coffee... 636 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,080 Maid! 637 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,960 Queens. 638 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,960 We really enjoyed it. We laughed a lot. 639 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,640 It wasn't always flawless... 640 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,040 But it can't be flawless. They only got the script an hour before. 641 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,640 Everybody thinks it's easy, 642 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,640 but it's actually really difficult, what you've done. 643 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,880 I was really impressed, truly. 644 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,000 I'd say, enjoy your beautiful looks a little longer, 645 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,480 and Catherine and I are going to 646 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,960 get a coffee. 647 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,840 [All] Bye! 648 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,640 AFTER FILMING COFFEE MAID 649 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,960 [Vanessa] Shame. 650 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,080 [Woman] You don't think it went well? 651 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,960 [Vanessa] Of course not, the thing fell off. 652 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,200 I see Vanessa talking to everybody, about like, 653 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,360 "Oh, this happened, that happened." 654 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,440 And she does that a lot if she's feeling insecure. 655 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,480 Then... she goes to all the cast members like, 656 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,040 "Oh, yeah, was it good? Was it fun? Blah blah blah." 657 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,240 And I think, girl, have faith in yourself. 658 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,080 Just, be you. 659 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,320 And just have some faith in yourself. 660 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,200 -Are you going to tell everyone? -Does that bother you? 661 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,320 Yes. 662 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,200 I answered in a very polite way: 663 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,720 "Is that annoying you?" 664 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,840 And the answer, very arrogantly: Yes. 665 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,200 -Get a grip. Just get a grip. -Don't be so bitter. 666 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,360 That went down the wrong way. 667 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,360 And uh. 668 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,520 All hell broke loose. 669 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,520 Girl. My blood pressure went up. 670 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,040 I saw white. 671 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,560 I'm actually really angry. 672 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,640 Que pasa? 673 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,640 It bothers her that I told somebody, 674 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,560 "Shame the thing fell off." 675 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,080 And she's like, oh, I'm telling everyone. 676 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,560 So it's my problem she's emotionless? 677 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,280 My turban fell off, my biggest frustration is my hair. 678 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,640 I have two big gaps in my hairline, 679 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,240 and um, 680 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,920 I always hide it with a hat or a headband. 681 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,880 Apparently it was about Vanessa's hair problem 682 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:33,560 and I did not get that. It went right over my head. 683 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,440 I felt very vulnerable at that moment. 684 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,560 And then out of the blue, there's a knife in your back. 685 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,640 Mm-mm. 686 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,720 Not with me. 687 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,480 -What was the reaction? -No, it wasn't a reaction, 688 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,040 you should have seen the way she said it. 689 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,040 [Tabitha] Ok. 690 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,160 Everybody has a problem with her arrogance, right? 691 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,840 And the meanness. 692 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,000 I always got the feeling 693 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 that if something goes wrong for someone, 694 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,360 especially in the Race, that she likes it. 695 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,680 Don't be so dramatic. 696 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,920 -Just get a grip. -Stop being so dramatic. 697 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,200 You're arrogant. 698 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,840 And you're being dramatic. 699 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,760 Yeah, but you're fucking arrogant. 700 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,480 -And you're a fucking drama queen. -Get a grip. 701 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,120 -Blah blah blah. -Grow up! Grow up and be normal. 702 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,520 Do your thing. Just do your thing. 703 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,440 It's not my problem you're emotionless. 704 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,360 Get a fucking grip. 705 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,680 [Sighs] 706 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,400 [Tense music] 707 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,640 Idiot. 708 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,000 [Huffs] 709 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,080 [Clatter] 710 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,920 Now, welcome to The Tea with Tabitha! Lovely! 711 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,880 But when I explode, it gets dangerous. 712 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,400 [Tense, fast music] 713 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,080 Girls. 714 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,400 This is silly. I don't know what's happened, 715 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,280 but shouldn't you talk about it? 716 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,880 Funny how Vanessa can say anything about anyone 717 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,400 and that's fine, according to her, 718 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,840 but as soon as anybody says something tiny about her, 719 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,520 she's all bam, bam, bam. 720 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,120 It's strange, I have no problems with anybody else, 721 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,680 but you're emanating so much arrogance. 722 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,160 I'm not the only one that thinks that. We all do. 723 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,560 Vanessa suddenly says that everybody thinks I'm a hypocrite. 724 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,680 Everybody thinks I'm arrogant, bitchy. 725 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,480 And that. Yeah, that really hit me hard. 726 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,240 You have a very, very arrogant aura about you. 727 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,200 And that's the reason we don't get on. 728 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,960 Everybody thinks so! 729 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,120 -They should tell me. -I dare you to say so. 730 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,240 You need to grow up, that's your problem. 731 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,840 And learn to say sorry. 732 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,600 Because I have more I could say, about stuff I know. 733 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,400 And I know something 734 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,680 that's going on. 735 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,200 Girl, watch out. 736 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,760 Really watch out. 737 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200 Really watch out. 738 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,520 Watch me! 739 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,440 Are you going to say it, Vanessa? 740 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,520 Or are you not? 741 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,320 Say it, or not? 742 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,040 Everything comes to a head. 743 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,680 - Ok. - Yeah? 744 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,120 You want to talk about the phone? 745 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,240 About the phone that you have? 746 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,760 No? Better not. 747 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,920 Who's more honest, me or you? 748 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,120 Our contract clearly states no telephones. 749 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,520 And he has one. 750 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,320 You are such a snake. 751 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,080 Because, first you're all, "Oh, you can trust me, dear." 752 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,880 And then something tiny happens and it's 753 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,040 datatatatat. 754 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,600 And I think that's rude 755 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,120 and behind-your-back. 756 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,040 And I think that's a shame, because I didn't see it coming. 757 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,080 [Mimics explosion] 758 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,120 -Girl. -You have a phone in your room. 759 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,200 I don't. You are a fake bitch. 760 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,760 That doesn't mean anything. 761 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,720 It does! 762 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,320 It tells us how honest you are, as a person. 763 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,960 You are fake from A to Z. 764 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,520 I don't have any problems with Tabitha, with Keta, 765 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,160 with anybody. 766 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,280 It's always you. 767 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,960 You always point fingers and cause people pain at bad times. 768 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,480 And that is done with. 769 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,840 I think you're projecting. 770 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,840 No! You have to own up and think about what you say. 771 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,720 I'm frustrated because I 772 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,600 have a hair problem. 773 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,680 Ok?! 774 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,480 -So you shut your mouth. -Ok. 775 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,960 -Sorry, I didn't... -And say sorry when you need to! 776 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,120 Girl! 777 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,880 -I didn't know... -Leave me alone. 778 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,000 -Can I... -Leave me alone. 779 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,360 Can I say something too, girlfriend?! 780 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,080 Girl, you need to learn one thing. 781 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,320 I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not your mother. 782 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,760 You say what you want to her, but not to me. 783 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,240 You will respect me. 784 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,920 -I respect you. -You don't. 785 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,960 Do too! 786 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,000 You need to respect us all, 787 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,440 not like having a fucking phone in your room. 788 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,440 [Muttering] You're a fake cheater. 789 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,360 At that point, I was just thinking, "Shut your mouth, you stank whore." 790 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,960 That's it. 791 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,080 I am here to play fair. 792 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,800 This is also playing fair. 793 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,600 Done, finished. And I'll show you where the phone is. 794 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,200 If you have a phone, you can look stuff up, 795 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,440 uh, find inspiration, 796 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,440 [Stuttering] 797 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,080 prepare stuff, you can phone people. 798 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,600 It's simply not allowed. 799 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,280 And it says so. You have to sign. 800 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,800 So the fact she even brought a phone, 801 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,080 I'm thinking, girl... 802 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,960 Girl.... 803 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,360 Can I call? 804 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,400 Girl! Seriously?! 805 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,320 I'm not doing this. 806 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,040 Fuck you and shut up. 807 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,760 That's what I said. Ok, bye. 808 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,720 -[Vivaldi] Fuck you. -Girl. 809 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,120 Ehehe, fuck you! 810 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,400 With pleasure. 811 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,520 And then the whole werk room turns into "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" 812 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,720 All that stupid shit that you do and they're young. They're young. 813 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,520 If I'd done that at 21, there'd have been consequences. 814 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,240 She's young? Please. 815 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,320 No way. No way. 816 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,000 No way. 817 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,760 I feel like shit. 818 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,920 Really, really shit. 819 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,160 I haven't felt this shit in years. 820 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,880 It got to me more than I thought. 821 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,920 Like, when she was all, "Everyone thinks you're arrogant, 822 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,240 "a bitch." 823 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,240 That actually really hurt. 824 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,920 That's not my intent. 825 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,000 In general, I'm a bit more [Clears throat] negative 826 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,160 than I should be because of depression and other things. 827 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,880 And I also think it's shit. 828 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,000 And it saps my energy and, for a long time, 829 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,520 it's really hurt to hear that everybody thinks I'm arrogant 830 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,760 or a bitch, or hates me, or blah blah blah. 831 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,880 And. Yeah. 832 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,680 I hope they can solve it, 833 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,640 because the runway's tomorrow. 834 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,720 Ladies and gentlemen, 835 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,560 Fred's Angels! 836 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,240 [Exciting electronic music] 837 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,280 [She screams] 838 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,040 [All mimicking gunfire] 839 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,680 Aha! 840 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680 Body go! 841 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,360 [Laughing] 842 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,680 I'm feeling a bit of tension. 843 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,120 How's that happened? 844 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,200 I don't know. Explain it? 845 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,480 I'll just say this: #Vi-false-di. 846 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,960 [Tabitha muffles a laugh] 847 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,520 [Quietly] Now, now. 848 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,120 Let's let the energy build up and get it all out on the runway. 849 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,680 Maybe that's a good idea? 850 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,760 Good idea. 851 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,280 [Tabitha] Two looks, opposites attract. 852 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,960 I think we're good for opposites. 853 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,200 And with contrasts. 854 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,760 But it's only for fun. 855 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,040 May the best woman win! 856 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,960 [Upbeat music] 857 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,600 We're nearly at the finish line. There's only five people. 858 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,360 This is a very important runway. 859 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,840 The gloves are off now. 860 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,680 [# "Cover Girl, by RuPaul] 861 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,680 # Cover girl 862 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,400 # Put the bass in your walk 863 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,680 # Head to toe 864 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,880 # Let your whole body talk 865 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,600 # And what? 866 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,480 Welcome to the Main Stage of Drag Race Holland. 867 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,440 This creative poof 868 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,240 got his start with Pauze TV, 869 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,880 and moved on up with Hitbingo and Telekids. 870 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,000 And, with his professional skills, 871 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,560 has been a member of Dutch TV royalty for years. 872 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,680 Carlo Boszhard! 873 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,040 Say, Carlo, do you have any good tips for our queens? 874 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,040 Not for the queens, but for you... 875 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,360 -[Fred gasps] -I... 876 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,200 Uh, I... 877 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,760 I think you're great. 878 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,480 Ha ha ha. Carlo is out of the finale. 879 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,520 She's currently playing in the Videoland Original 880 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,720 Follow de SOA. 881 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,360 But we mostly know her from her lovely, spicy and campy songs; 882 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,040 actress, singer, and style icon: Merol! 883 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,720 Say, Merol, what's your favorite song of yours? 884 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,600 "Shut your mouth and eat me out." 885 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,480 We just met. Stop that. 886 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,600 And of course, our permanent jury member. 887 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,480 A woman whose opinions are always backed up 888 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,520 and I've known her my whole life: 889 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,000 Maraike Salmonella! 890 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,200 Marieke Samallo. 891 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,600 Gesundheit. 892 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,200 This episode, the queens were given the challenge 893 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,800 of presenting not one, but two looks. 894 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,160 Looks where their chosen opposites take center stage. 895 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,440 Racers, start your engines. 896 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,920 And may the best drag queen win! 897 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,880 Hup hup! 898 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,880 Category is: Opposites Attract. 899 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,680 [Fred] Tabitha. 900 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,920 From a wedding to a funeral. 901 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,160 [Merol] Tabitha, will you marry me? 902 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,760 You slutty, slutty bride. 903 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,600 [Tabitha] The one girl is marrying the love of her life. 904 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,600 The other one's bitter because she's just buried her man 905 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,520 and she's off to look for another. 906 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,800 [Carlo] Oh, others could stand to learn something from this. 907 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,800 [Fred and Carlo laugh] 908 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,120 So I send the look off. 909 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,240 The one girl is like "Oh!" [Simpers] 910 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,400 And the other one's all, "Bitch..." 911 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,720 "Who's next?" 912 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,520 Vanessa van Cartier. 913 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,520 Death and life. 914 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,200 # Skeleton dance 915 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,040 # Skeleton dance! 916 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,040 Whoo! 917 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,080 [Vanessa] A normal person might do life and then death. 918 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,280 I'm doing death and life. 919 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,000 I nearly saw death myself, 920 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,840 but I fought it. 921 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,600 I made sure it never got that far. 922 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,840 And then comes life. 923 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,760 [Marieke] I think she's trying to plant something on us. 924 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,640 [Carlo] Are you scary picking? 925 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,960 -Berry! -Berry. 926 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,880 # And if I fly 927 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,800 # Or if I fall 928 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,120 # I'm on my way [I'm on my way] 929 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,960 # Fly, fly, fly, fly Oh-oh, oh-oh... 930 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,800 Vivaldi. Cupido and cupidon't. 931 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,840 [Carlo] Looks like she's magnetically attracted something. 932 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,840 [Fred laughs] 933 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,240 The theme of my runway today is Cupido and Cupidon't. 934 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,000 I have a love-hate relationship with love. 935 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,920 [Merol] Ah, right there. 936 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,200 [Fred laughs] You're still very vulgar, eh, girl? 937 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,480 On the one hand, I'm super into love 938 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,320 and,, on the other, I think "Fuck love. 939 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,880 "Fuck everything. I'm doing great by myself." 940 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,200 Love's just another distraction. 941 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,760 [Merol] # The look of love 942 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,680 # And I'm lovin' it 943 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,680 Keta Minaj. Yin and yang. 944 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,520 [Marieke] Who's tried to paint her black? 945 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,040 [Keta] I can see a lot of opposites in both looks. 946 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,640 Are you a good witch? Or are you a bad witch? 947 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,280 The night may be dark, 948 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,000 but the morning always comes. 949 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,960 [Judges scream] 950 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,840 Rrrrrr-cha! 951 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,600 [Merol] Reveal! 952 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,840 [Fred] I have no words; my jaw's on the floor. 953 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,080 [Carlo talking with mouth open] 954 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,920 [Fred] Oh, yeah I think so too. 955 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,520 [Merol] # Hanging with the girls, keta # 956 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,080 ...Minaj. 957 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,360 [Judges laughing] 958 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,400 My Little Puny. Love and hate. 959 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,640 [Marieke] Ah. I see Zorro on the runway. 960 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,080 [Carlo] Why does she have an envelope? Can't she find her box? 961 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,080 -[Fred laughs] -I mean the box, the mailbox! 962 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,920 [Fred] Vulgar! Lovely. 963 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,000 Hate represents my inner saboteur. 964 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,120 But not today, Satan! 965 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,400 From now on, there's only room for positive times. 966 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,720 [Fred] Little girls for the red! 967 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,480 [Puny] Love wins. 968 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,040 Dear Queens. Firstly, thank you 969 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,920 for your beautiful runway looks. 970 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,200 Both looks. 971 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,920 We really enjoyed them. 972 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:08,000 But before we go any further, there's something I want to discuss. 973 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,080 Vivaldi. 974 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,800 Tell us. 975 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,720 I, uh, had an illegal phone in my possession. 976 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,800 I'm not going to hide behind excuses. I know it's not allowed. 977 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,280 I did it anyway. 978 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,200 I know... 979 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,360 that it's dishonest, to the queens and to you. 980 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,640 I'm sorry about that, my apologies. 981 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,120 I take full responsibility 982 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,600 for it. 983 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,560 You guys have a hotel. 984 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,520 And the rule is: no telephone. 985 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,120 And it's not for nothing. 986 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,520 And I understand that it's difficult. 987 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,960 Socially, you want to communicate. It's not allowed. 988 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,640 And you snuck a phone in. 989 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,280 And I'm bloody angry about it. 990 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,440 Because you're a fierce queen. 991 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,560 But really, play by the fucking rules! 992 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,240 Sorry. 993 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,360 That I brought it, sorry that I... 994 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,240 yeah, didn't play by the rules. 995 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,240 And I've learned from it. 996 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,520 -Is that a sincere sorry? -Yes. 997 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,000 I don't say sorry often. 998 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,640 But when I do, I mean it. 999 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,320 [Clears throat] 1000 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,200 As you can imagine, the queens 1001 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,680 weren't happy; neither was the jury. 1002 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,800 -I get that. -And normally, personally, 1003 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,720 I wouldn't want to see you, but I don't have time for that. 1004 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,240 I'm finding it difficult to know what I should and can do with you. 1005 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,320 Sorry, again. 1006 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,320 Before we continue, I'd like to hear from the queens 1007 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,240 about your thoughts on the situation. 1008 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,960 Because I have to do something. 1009 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,120 Tabitha. 1010 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,280 If you're grown up enough to do something, 1011 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,040 you also have to be grown up enough to suffer the consequences. 1012 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,880 Not just in daily life, but in everything. 1013 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,920 Absolutely. What should they be in your opinion? 1014 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,400 I would say disqualification. 1015 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,160 Vanessa van Cartier. 1016 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,520 Where do you stand? 1017 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,600 I can't tolerate injustice. 1018 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,880 I grew up with discipline. 1019 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,440 And respect. 1020 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,320 And if there isn't any, then there's the door. 1021 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,240 -[Thunder crashes] -[Fred] Ok. 1022 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,240 Keta. 1023 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,320 I think you're a really fucking fierce performer, 1024 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,320 but I don't really get how you can just ignore the rules. 1025 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,280 What possessed you to bring it? 1026 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,000 It was literally, I'm ill. 1027 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,200 When you called your mother, was that because of your illness? 1028 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,880 -I didn't call my mom. -I saw. 1029 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,680 -Girl, no, I... -But I saw. 1030 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,760 -You mustn't lie. -You musn't lie! 1031 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,640 -You're lying. -You're lying. 1032 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,640 This is really hard because I think very highly of Vivaldi. 1033 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,800 But it goes against my principles. 1034 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,720 I don't like injustice either. 1035 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,880 I would also have liked to look something up 1036 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,600 before a particular challenge. 1037 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,040 I didn't get that chance too, 1038 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,920 so this is a really difficult... 1039 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,280 -... situation. -Yes. 1040 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,080 It certainly is. 1041 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,400 We'll leave it for now and come back to it. 1042 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,200 And we'll discuss your looks now. 1043 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,600 Starting with... 1044 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,720 Tabitha. 1045 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,920 I think you're fantastic. You look totally fresh as a bride. 1046 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,920 You also look very pretty now. 1047 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,560 But on the runway, I saw an uncertain 1048 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,120 sort of half comedy, half not. 1049 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,320 I want to cry because you really deserve it. 1050 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,880 You're really very good. 1051 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,640 But not quite enough for me to say, "Hah! There she is." 1052 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,480 [Fred] I've really enjoyed you. 1053 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,040 In Coffee Maid too. 1054 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,320 I have to keep looking at you, the little game you're playing... 1055 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,880 lovely. 1056 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,240 Looking at the other queens, I'm thinking, "Is it enough?" 1057 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,760 I'm asking myself. 1058 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,240 Yeah. 1059 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,560 Vanessa van Cartier. 1060 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,920 Hi, Fred. 1061 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,640 [Carlo] I thought the first act was missing eyelashes. 1062 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,480 Skeletons don't have eyelashes. 1063 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,720 [Loud laughter] 1064 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,520 That is true. 1065 00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,760 So neither did the act. 1066 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,080 Ok. Noted. 1067 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,320 I'll cross that out. 1068 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,960 The first act I wasn't in love with, but who am I? 1069 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,480 The second act... 1070 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,640 This outfit, I should say, 1071 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,400 in the bloom of your life, and you are. 1072 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,680 And your exit that time, I saw you pushing something away. 1073 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,320 Is that right? What was that? 1074 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:22,320 Three years ago, I almost committed suicide. 1075 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,600 And today, I'm in the bloom of my life. I don't hate looking at myself. 1076 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,680 That's why I appear beautiful here. 1077 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,640 It was... 1078 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,480 -from the heart. -Thank you. 1079 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,240 I'm very impressed. 1080 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,920 Thank you for being so honest 1081 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,880 and sharing your story with us. There's always light at the end of the tunnel. 1082 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,680 -Thank you. -But what about Coffee Maid? 1083 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,680 Acting, it's maybe not your thing. 1084 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,560 Vivaldi. 1085 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,760 I didn't write anything. 1086 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,760 I'm a mega fan. 1087 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,120 It's art, what you do. 1088 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,360 [Marieke] It's beautiful, no matter what you do. 1089 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,880 Think of your future. Invest in your future. 1090 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,720 I don't think we need any mean girls. 1091 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,040 [Fred] And Coffee Maid. 1092 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,560 -[Mouthing] -Yes, girl. 1093 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,320 Not that tasty. 1094 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,280 It wasn't your strongest performance. 1095 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,520 Next up, Keta Minaj. 1096 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,920 Hey, bitch. 1097 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,440 [Marieke] You surprised me. 1098 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,680 It was beautiful, well-executed. 1099 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,760 Don't do your lips like that anymore, 1100 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,880 because it makes your mouth very serious. 1101 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,800 The reveals - stunning! 1102 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,960 What I also thought was great, was how at the moment 1103 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,720 it could have gone wrong - like how this dress makes it hard to walk - 1104 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,040 you did something with it. 1105 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,160 When you jumped away, you made something good out of it. 1106 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,960 I'm unbelievably proud. 1107 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,560 Girl. 1108 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,520 Girl! 1109 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,880 [As host] Hi, girl! Welcome, girl! 1110 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,720 Coffee Maid! 1111 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,240 [All laughing] 1112 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,520 I. Screamed. Laughing. 1113 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,800 Yeah. We were totally in our element. 1114 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,920 You guys were definitely in your element. 1115 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,920 You two were phenomenal. 1116 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,000 Ultimately, you stood out above the rest. 1117 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,720 Now on to My Little Puny! 1118 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,560 The first look... I thought the hat was wicked, 1119 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,920 but the rest was a little boring compared to what you're wearing now. 1120 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,320 But your butt looked great in it, so... 1121 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,440 Bravo for that. 1122 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,600 For the second look, in contrast, 1123 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,240 you came out with a totally different vibe. 1124 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,800 A totally different energy, I found it refreshing. 1125 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,520 It was well done. Very nice. 1126 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,720 [Fred] Ok, ladies. 1127 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,000 We're about to hang out with the ladies, ladies, ladies. 1128 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,320 Hang out with the ladies. 1129 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,640 And gossip about you. 1130 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,520 And see what we're going to do. 1131 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,320 And we'll see you in a bit. 1132 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,400 Bye bye, darling! 1133 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,560 [Vanessa sighs happily] 1134 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,080 How do you guys feel? 1135 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,560 [Tabitha] I don't know, dear. 1136 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,960 Am I a comedy queen? 1137 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,640 -Yes. -Do I have to, every time... 1138 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640 Yeah. 1139 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:57,800 And how do you feel? 1140 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,080 Obviously I think it's shit that it's happened. 1141 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,240 But I'm not going to sit in the corner and cry. 1142 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,800 -No. -I'll do that tonight. 1143 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,280 [Quiet laughter] 1144 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,720 I had expected you to apologize sooner, 1145 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,360 but I'm happy you did. 1146 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,920 Yes. And I mean it, too. 1147 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,960 I wanted you to apologize too, but I hope you stay part of the group... 1148 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,280 You know, it actually really hurts that 1149 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,680 that's how people feel about me because I don't mean it that way. 1150 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,920 We're all totally fierce queens, all five of us. 1151 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,520 And uh... 1152 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,840 Yes, even if we have big arguments... 1153 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,960 Yeah. I'm really proud 1154 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,240 of us all. 1155 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,360 [Tabitha] Shall we toast to that? 1156 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,600 Cheers. 1157 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,040 -Cheers. -Cheers, bitches. 1158 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,240 -I can't reach. -I can't get any further. 1159 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,400 This thing looks good, but I can't move. 1160 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,200 My dear jury members. 1161 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,640 Exciting episode. Because um... 1162 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,400 Five queens. 1163 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,480 But one that broke the rules. 1164 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,000 Let's start with Tabitha's look. 1165 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,280 She's really improved, in terms of her makeup. 1166 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,760 It's softer, it's prettier. 1167 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,680 It's just, look who's standing next to her. 1168 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,560 Then it just feels cumbersome. 1169 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,120 [Fred] And? In Coffee Maid? 1170 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,680 I could not stop laughing. 1171 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,640 But she didn't nail it. 1172 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,840 Vanessa van Cartier. 1173 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,960 I think there will be a time she surprises us more. 1174 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,640 And that she'll go far. 1175 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,880 The performance, putting on a show; 1176 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,480 that's Vanessa van Cartier. 1177 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,960 Would you want to see her in a soap or in a play? 1178 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,240 No. 1179 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,440 Keta Minaj. 1180 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,840 In my opinion, she's the best of the bunch. 1181 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,280 She just nailed it. 1182 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,400 [Fred] When she does something, she goes for it. 1183 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,320 In the Snatch Game, she went for it. 1184 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,800 In Coffee Maid , she went for it. 1185 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,560 My Little Puny. 1186 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,640 My Big Disappointment. 1187 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,440 But stunning, and! 1188 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:59,640 I have to say, she was really very good in Coffee Maid. 1189 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,120 -Oh. -And then... 1190 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,280 [Sighs] 1191 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,680 Vivaldi. 1192 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,960 It's just art. It's just... 1193 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,880 So much more than an outfit. 1194 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,400 Only... she wasn't smiling with her eyes. 1195 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,240 You have to smile, no matter what's going on off-screen. 1196 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,040 -I don't give a shit! -No. 1197 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,920 I just want to see you perform. 1198 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,680 [Fred] Acting is not her strong suit. 1199 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,680 [Sighing] Ok. 1200 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,600 It's really hard. 1201 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,600 -I'm going to be really clear now... -I would say... 1202 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,920 [Crosstalk] 1203 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,800 Shut your mouth! 1204 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,920 And eat me out. 1205 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,320 -Me too. -[Merol giggles] 1206 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,920 I've made my decision. 1207 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,160 Bring back... my girls. 1208 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,440 I've really thought about it 1209 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,680 and I've come to the following conclusions. 1210 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,800 Keta Minaj. 1211 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,120 You... 1212 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,200 are this week's winner. Condragulations. 1213 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,280 You win a 1.000 voucher for Mr. B. 1214 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,800 -[Queens] Ooh! -Your fetish specialist, baby, haha! 1215 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,400 But that's not all, because... 1216 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,440 every winner receives, not money, 1217 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,920 but a... 1218 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,200 [All] Pin. 1219 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,320 "The feather up your butt so your competitors don't forget!" 1220 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,400 Pin. 1221 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,520 -Hup hup! -Hup hup. 1222 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,160 Congratulations, darling. 1223 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,640 You may go stand at the back. 1224 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,400 And we have really enjoyed you, thank you. 1225 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,320 And no more David Bowie wigs, eh? 1226 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,360 Let's move on. 1227 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,600 My Little Puny. 1228 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,000 You... 1229 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,520 are also through. Condragulations. 1230 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,440 Thank you. 1231 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,760 You may go stand by the other queen. 1232 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,240 Three beautiful queens stand before me. 1233 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,920 Tabitha. 1234 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,280 Vanessa van Cartier. 1235 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,840 And Vivaldi. 1236 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,320 My dear Tabitha. 1237 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,680 You are a fierce queen. 1238 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,080 You're sweet, you're fun to work with. 1239 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,760 You serve good looks. 1240 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,600 Is it good enough? 1241 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,080 Vanessa van Cartier. 1242 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,000 You are an amazing performer. 1243 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,560 Maybe not everything in Drag Race is 1244 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,640 "your thing", 1245 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,520 but what you show us, you do with finesse. 1246 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,400 And the problem daughter of this episode. 1247 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,440 Dear, dear Vivaldi. 1248 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,320 You have so much talent. 1249 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,760 You are so original and I prayed so hard to hear it. 1250 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:43,920 Tabitha. 1251 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,440 You... 1252 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,080 will unfortunately be lipsyncing tonight. 1253 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,720 [Clicks tongue] It's my stage. 1254 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,440 Vanessa van Cartier and Vivaldi. 1255 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:06,200 That means automatically that one of you will be lipsyncing. 1256 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,680 And that person will be... 1257 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,240 Vivaldi. 1258 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,640 And I'll tell you why. 1259 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,920 Your looks are fantastic. 1260 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,560 But I can't just let what happened go. 1261 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,360 So you have to fight... 1262 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,160 for your place. 1263 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,080 And I get the feeling you've already given up a bit here. 1264 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,560 So show us... 1265 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,640 that you're really lipsyncing for your life. 1266 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,200 I think it's really grim to have to lip sync against Tabitha. 1267 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,720 She's everybody's favorite. Everybody loves her. 1268 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,960 And as we've seen, uh... 1269 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,280 that's not true for me. 1270 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,560 Dear Vanessa. 1271 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,200 That means you're through to next week. 1272 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,280 Thank you. 1273 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,040 -Condragulations. -Thank you. 1274 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,880 You may go stand by the other queens. 1275 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,320 Ok, Tabitha, Vivaldi. 1276 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,560 You can see that there are very few queens left. 1277 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,800 You both want to be in the top four. 1278 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,000 Hm-hm! 1279 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,440 Give it your all. 1280 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,920 Make us go crazy. 1281 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,040 Tonight, you will be lipsyncing 1282 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,040 to "Lekker met de Meiden" by Merol. 1283 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,800 This is your last chance 1284 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,160 to convince me 1285 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,040 that you don't deserve to be sent home. 1286 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,160 It is time... 1287 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,960 to lip sync for your life! 1288 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,080 Good luck and don't fuck it up. 1289 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,280 HANGIN' WITH THE LADIES, MEROL 1290 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,280 [Breathing rhythmically] 1291 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,880 # Hangin' with the ladies, coffee 1292 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,400 # Hangin' with the ladies, carrot cake 1293 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,040 # Hangin' with the ladies, bean bag 1294 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,440 # I used to really want a horse 1295 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,760 # Hangin' with the ladies, fashion 1296 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,240 # Hangin' with the ladies, watching weight 1297 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,920 # Hangin' and online shopping 1298 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,240 # Isn't it nice to be a lady 1299 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:10,680 # Hangin' with the ladies, chatting 1300 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,360 # Hangin' with the ladies, all in red 1301 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,960 # Hangin' with the ladies, keta 1302 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,280 # You have your whole life ahead of you 1303 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,880 # Hangin' with the ladies, hair bun 1304 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,160 # Hangin' it all out and all about 1305 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,920 # Hangin' with the ladies, face mask on 1306 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,840 # Everything is fine 1307 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,880 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1308 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,080 # Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't leave me 1309 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,880 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1310 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,120 #Ladies, don't leave me 1311 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,960 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1312 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,080 # Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't leave me 1313 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,040 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1314 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,960 #Ladies 1315 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,000 # [Gently] Ladies are everything to me 1316 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,120 # And if somebody asks me 1317 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,320 # Hey, who are you? 1318 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,400 # Hangin' with the ladies 1319 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,400 # Who cares 1320 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,000 # Just be chill 1321 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,960 # Quiet 1322 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,120 # I do whatever I want 1323 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,040 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1324 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,040 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1325 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,160 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1326 00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,880 Hey! 1327 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,560 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies [Hangin' with the ladies] 1328 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,880 # Ladies don't leave me [Hangin' with the ladies] 1329 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,800 # Ladies, don't leave me 1330 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,440 # Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies 1331 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,720 # Ladies, don't leave me [Hangin' with the ladies] 1332 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,640 # Hangin' with the ladies 1333 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,800 # Ladies, don't leave me 1334 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,120 # Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies 1335 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,280 # Hangin' with the ladies [Ladies, ladies, ladies] 1336 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,360 # Ladies, ladies, ladies, yeah 1337 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,280 # Ladies, ladies, ladies, 1338 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,160 # Hangin' with the ladies 1339 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,840 # Ladies, ladies, don't leave me # 1340 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,080 [Cheering] 1341 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,960 [Carlo] Whoah-hoho! 1342 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,280 Woo-hoo! 1343 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,880 Bravo! 1344 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,440 My dear Queens. 1345 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,320 I've made my decision. 1346 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,280 Standing before me are... 1347 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,440 the youngest 1348 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:54,560 and the oldest drag queen of this season. 1349 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,440 Tabitha, how old were you again? 1350 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,080 [Coughing] 47. 1351 00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,240 [Laughter] 1352 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,120 And Vivaldi? 1353 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,320 22. 1354 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,200 Laugh all you like, but this is not pleasant, 1355 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,720 because one of you is going home. 1356 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,040 Vivaldi. 1357 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,800 Sweet girl, your time hasn't come. 1358 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,200 Shantay, you stay. 1359 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,960 And you're one step closer to the podium. 1360 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,480 Darling, I am very shocked by this. 1361 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:35,880 I hope you can make up with the girls you're going to do this with. 1362 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,480 -Me too. -Talk to each other. 1363 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,280 Because you need each other, in this race, 1364 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,760 but outside too. 1365 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,640 I hope you've learned your lesson. 1366 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,400 -Absolutely. -No more phones. 1367 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,240 And I'll see you next time. 1368 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,680 You may stand by the other queens. 1369 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,760 Thank you. 1370 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,840 You did so well. 1371 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,200 -No more bullshit? -No more bullshit. 1372 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,600 [Muttering] 1373 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,880 [Quietly] Thank you, dear. 1374 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,120 Dear, dear Tabitha. 1375 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:19,160 How I, we, have enjoyed your company. 1376 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,440 There were 10. 1377 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,680 And you made it to the last five. 1378 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,520 Darling, you always say you're an old drag queen. 1379 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,760 No girl, you are a fierce drag queen. 1380 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,000 With so much more to you. 1381 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,920 And, ok, maybe not your own stage at Milkshake, 1382 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,360 but believe me, darling, we're going to Milkshake. 1383 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,440 And we're going to the bar and I'll scrounge up some coins 1384 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,960 and we'll have a wonderful day together. 1385 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,960 And believe me, 1386 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,000 you had much more to show us. 1387 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,160 You're never too old to learn, darling, 1388 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,120 I got further that I expected, even with my mouth. 1389 00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,680 [Laughing] And how. 1390 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:00,680 And how, darling. 1391 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,720 -Love you! -Thank you! 1392 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,320 My dear Tabitha. 1393 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,960 We've enjoyed your company immensely. 1394 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,360 But for now, 1395 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,040 sashay away. 1396 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,920 Bye bye, darling. 1397 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,320 -Bye bye, love. -Hope to see you soon. 1398 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,080 You know me! 1399 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,000 It's me, Tabitha. [Clicks tongue] 1400 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,400 [Judges laugh] 1401 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,480 Woohoo! 1402 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,480 Love you! 1403 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:29,200 I'm proud that I threw myself into the lions' den. 1404 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,040 To the girls that are still here, 1405 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,760 go for it. Go for it, go for it, go for it. 1406 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,000 Enjoy it, girls. Give it everything. 1407 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,120 No more arguing. 1408 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,280 And enjoy it. It's over before you realize. 1409 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,440 Love each other. 1410 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:45,880 Cheerio! 1411 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,760 Ladies. 1412 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,520 The top four. 1413 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,920 Congratulations, but I think there's someone 1414 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,640 who has something to say to you. 1415 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,280 Condragulations. 1416 00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,760 If you can't love yourself, 1417 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,960 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1418 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,880 Can I get an amen? 1419 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,680 -Amen! -Alright. 1420 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,960 # Can you feel the love? 1421 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:16,640 # A little bit of love goes a long, long way 1422 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,560 # Lifting you up to a brighter day 1423 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,080 # Love, can you feel the love? # 1424 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,800 Oh, Pit Crew! 1425 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,200 [Screaming] 1426 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,200 You have won an award. 1427 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,440 You're not playing yourselves, but rather one of the other queens. 1428 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,840 [In Flemish accent] I'm so happy! 1429 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,680 You're fake! You're the devil! 1430 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:41,520 And just like always, I play by the rules. 1431 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,840 [Laughing] 1432 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,040 Today, you will be playing the leading roles in 1433 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,360 a crime drama! 1434 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,600 [Screaming] 1435 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,760 I have another surprise. 1436 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,040 [Screaming] 1437 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,640 Oh, gladly. 1438 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120 -[Grunts] -Ah! 1439 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,560 [Booming, cackling laughter] 1440 00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,600 Oh! 1441 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,640 That means you're going home. 1442 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,880 And I think that's awful because you're a fantastic queen. 99745