Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,924
Good evening. I'm Randall Park.
2
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,425
As Election Day draws closer,
3
00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,093
we caught up with Candidate Johnson
4
00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,304
and asked him how he was feeling.
5
00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:15,265
Cautiously optimistic
but still confident that
6
00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,975
the American people
believe in our message.
7
00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,727
Big day's almost here, Randall.
8
00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,770
I can taste it.
9
00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,104
And, uh, what's it taste like?
10
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,606
Almost as good as this tequila.
11
00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,732
Almost.
12
00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,108
Probably also almost as good
13
00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,610
as this hard pear cider.
14
00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,904
That's been expired
for easily over a year.
15
00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,240
We save it for the cat.
16
00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,617
Really?
17
00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,953
- So the race is tight.
- Mm-hmm.
18
00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,955
No one can predict
which way it's going to go.
19
00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,998
Would you consider
this accomplishment a win,
20
00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,250
no matter the outcome?
21
00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,043
No way, no way.
22
00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,170
There's that legendary
competitive fire.
23
00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,297
I try to do anything
like I do everything,
24
00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,590
and that's with all I got.
25
00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,300
And you can work hard, but sometimes
26
00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,302
there are variables
you just can't control.
27
00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,470
Of course you're referring to
28
00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,347
not being cast as Pedro Cerrano
29
00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,765
in Lin-Manuel Miranda's
30
00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,767
musical remake of "Major League."
31
00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,810
No, not talking about that.
32
00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,353
But that one did sting.
33
00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,813
I'm talking about
playing college football
34
00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,815
in the early '90s
at the University of Miami,
35
00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,693
when I had big dreams
of playing in the NFL,
36
00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,987
and giving my family a better life.
37
00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,321
All right, folks, our coverage
38
00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,324
of the 1995 NFL Draft continues now.
39
00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,993
Let's talk to the man of the hour,
40
00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,828
Dwayne "Ladybird" Johnson.
41
00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,329
Dwayne, how's it feel
42
00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,581
to be the first pick in the NFL Draft?
43
00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,542
I'm proof dreams do come true,
44
00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,378
and a few years ago, I made a promise.
45
00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:29,464
I bought my parents a mansion.
46
00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,800
I don't believe it.
47
00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,510
Dwayne...
48
00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,678
Dwayne.
49
00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,471
Dwayne!
50
00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,681
Dwayne.
51
00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,850
You all right?
52
00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,018
Yeah.
53
00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,312
- What up, Kev?
- You were asleep.
54
00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,355
Yeah, I been working hard in camp.
55
00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,024
Going after that starting spot.
56
00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,192
Just need to power my body down
for a minute.
57
00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,235
Micro naps.
58
00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,237
Love those. Check it.
59
00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:55,824
Boom.
60
00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:56,908
Refreshed.
61
00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,035
Yo, yo, yo, what up?
62
00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,536
My dogs, my dogs, my dogs.
63
00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,288
Gushers? Gushers, baby? Gushers?
64
00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,372
Ow!
65
00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,082
- Sapp top.
- Hey, yo, Sapp.
66
00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,625
This is the D-line room.
67
00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,044
I think your tight end meeting's
68
00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,712
at The Old Spaghetti Factory.
69
00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,049
Spaghetti sounds good
right now, but no,
70
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,592
I'm in the right place.
71
00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,761
Coach said he wanted
to convert me to D-line.
72
00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,012
So watch out.
73
00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,056
I'm here for your job.
74
00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,058
Okay, okay.
75
00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,477
My acid reflux is bananas today.
76
00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,063
I'll try not to
take it out on you, okay?
77
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,106
Even though Sapp was
an insanely talented
78
00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,733
football player, I was determined
79
00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,902
to show Coach Erickson
I still had what it took
80
00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,236
to be a starter.
81
00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,363
First, camp's wrapping up
in a few days,
82
00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,572
so it's make or break for a lot of you
83
00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,115
battling for starter spots.
84
00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,576
We got a championship-caliber
team this year
85
00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,911
and D-line's gonna lead the way.
86
00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,663
- Yes, sir.
- Second, sports agents.
87
00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,665
Now, these jokers are lurking around,
88
00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:46,917
trying to wine and dine some of you.
89
00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,919
Where? Here I am.
90
00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,921
It's illegal, so use your brains.
91
00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,382
Avoid these guys,
and don't accept any of their gifts.
92
00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,093
- Is a car technically a gift?
- Yes.
93
00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,260
What if it's a Honda Civic?
94
00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,804
It's still a gift. Moving on.
95
00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,430
- What about a sandwich?
- What about it?
96
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,516
Is it a gift? Technically?
97
00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,378
If it's bought for you by an agent,
then yes, it's a gift.
98
00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:05,769
What about a panini?
99
00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,604
All sandwiches
bought by agents are gifts.
100
00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,897
Would you consider a hot dog
a sandwich?
101
00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:09,940
Damn it, yes!
102
00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,274
See, I disagree.
103
00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,901
Moving on. Get out your playbooks.
104
00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,611
Let's talk game strategy.
105
00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,494
I forgot mines.
106
00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,413
It's cool if we share?
107
00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,832
Come on, dog. You hoggin'.
108
00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,583
Sapp was one of the best athletes
109
00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,460
Miami Football had ever seen.
110
00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,129
But this was my year,
111
00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,922
and I knew I had
nothing to worry about.
112
00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,445
Yo, I'm not even tired out here!
113
00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,784
I'm sweating Cool Water Cologne, baby.
114
00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:03,827
Sapp, baby!
115
00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,662
Whoo-hoo-hoo, Sapp!
116
00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,971
So, yeah. Obviously, I was wrong.
117
00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:10,041
- Subs by kinglouisxx -
for www.addic7ed.com
118
00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,460
Okay, listen up.
119
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,669
Uh, first of all,
120
00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,838
whoever recommended Zantac
for my heartburn,
121
00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,965
thank you. Honestly, life-changing.
122
00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,508
You're welcome, Coach.
123
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,677
Second, season starts in a week,
124
00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,012
and the coaches have
made their decisions
125
00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,014
on our first string defense.
126
00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,640
I know how hard you all worked
in the off-season,
127
00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,642
and I'm proud of you, okay?
128
00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,561
Each and every one of you.
129
00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,355
Okay, starting D-line will be...
130
00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,648
Madearis,
131
00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:34,691
Patrick,
132
00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,193
Miller,
133
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,402
and Sapp.
134
00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:38,528
All right.
135
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,156
Was there ever a doubt about this?
136
00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,532
Hey, you guys all earned it.
137
00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,409
But remember,
anything can happen, okay?
138
00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,508
You need to go out there each week,
139
00:04:45,594 --> 00:04:46,828
and you need to fight for it.
140
00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,789
Okay, starting corners will be...
141
00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,549
Yes, that's right. It's a six-day,
142
00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,843
seven-night cruise around the Keys.
143
00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,720
Of course that's all included.
144
00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,432
Sure, I'm happy to walk you through
145
00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,600
those family packages again.
146
00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,895
Just let me place you on a brief hold.
147
00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,358
They're still winning, 40 to 3.
148
00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,776
Why is the Miami mascot
149
00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,402
like a duck with no pants?
150
00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,612
Has Dewey played yet?
151
00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,906
Not yet, but we saw him
on the sidelines.
152
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,533
Best looking kid on the bench.
153
00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:25,408
Look, I'm stuck at work.
154
00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,743
I can't make it home in time
155
00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:27,911
before the end of the game,
so just make sure
156
00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:28,912
you tape the whole thing.
157
00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,955
I always do.
158
00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,331
The whole thing, Rocky.
159
00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,791
Sometimes the band members
get knocked down
160
00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,793
by celebrating players, and
I think that's really funny.
161
00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,878
Yes, I will tape the whole thing.
162
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,423
So for our family packages...
163
00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,967
Oh!
164
00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,469
That's a bad man!
165
00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,429
In on the tackle back at the 42,
166
00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,973
Mr. Sapp, Mr. Reilly.
167
00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,600
I might not have gotten
the starting job,
168
00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,935
but I tried to stay motivated
169
00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,770
and tried to stay ready.
170
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,821
But I didn't get my number
called as much as I'd hoped.
171
00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:06,491
Late in the fourth quarter,
Miami 22, Nebraska 0.
172
00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,285
And before you knew it,
173
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,953
we were playing for
the national championship.
174
00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,746
The Hurricanes are four minutes away
175
00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,331
from being national champions.
176
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,838
That's what's up! That's what's up!
177
00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,508
Dewey hasn't played a single snap yet.
178
00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,927
Well, at least his uniform
is nice and clean.
179
00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,721
Saves someone
in the locker room a wash.
180
00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,973
Miami mascot is a mess.
181
00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,850
Oh, the other mascot.
182
00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,476
Nice cowboy.
183
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,811
Handsome.
184
00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,396
Like Lee Marvin.
185
00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,982
Okay, Dwayne, let's go. You're in,
186
00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,651
Yes, Coach.
187
00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,987
This is it!
188
00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,947
Fourth down.
189
00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,327
That was it?
190
00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,079
It was so exciting to see you
191
00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,706
win the championship, Dewey.
192
00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,499
Did you see those band members
get knocked down?
193
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,085
The boy with the tuba
just kept rolling.
194
00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,503
I'm sorry you drove
all the way out here
195
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,704
just to see me get in
for only one play.
196
00:07:02,782 --> 00:07:04,382
A great play, my favorite play.
197
00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,801
And I can't wait to see
your championship ring.
198
00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,970
A man needs jewelry with a story.
199
00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,347
Yes, Peter used to always talk
200
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,141
about the earring he got
from Sean Connery.
201
00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,852
- Mm-hmm.
- Here you go.
202
00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,145
Oh, uh, um...
203
00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:21,024
we have a coupon
for half-off appetizers.
204
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,693
It's at your Tampa location,
but I called ahead.
205
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,737
They said it's still in-state,
so they'd accept it.
206
00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,238
Oh, okay.
207
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,241
And we'll split the rest
over these two cards here.
208
00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,202
Oh, oh, sorry.
209
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,037
And I have one
for a complimentary dessert.
210
00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,246
So whenever you're ready,
211
00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,207
we'll take an "Oreo Mess."
212
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,459
Hey, thanks for dinner.
213
00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,086
Next year, it's gonna be my treat.
214
00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,671
We're so proud of you, Dewey.
215
00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,549
We are a family of champions.
216
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,218
Yes, we are.
217
00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,345
I'm gonna work my ass off all summer.
218
00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,263
Next year, I'm gonna dominate.
219
00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,933
From there, it's
a straight path to the NFL.
220
00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,852
Nobody's gonna outwork me.
221
00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,562
Your "Mess."
222
00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,606
All right.
223
00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,901
What... whoa, whoa. What y'all doing?
224
00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,736
Just...
225
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,115
That summer, I took
my training to the next level.
226
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:21,042
I've said before that the gym
has always been my sanctuary.
227
00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,585
Well, that summer, it was my church,
228
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,878
my alter to sweat,
229
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:24,921
- my...
- Yo.
230
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,756
You done with this machine yet?
231
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,134
You see my towels
are still there, right?
232
00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,594
My basilica of grime.
233
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,139
It was my workshop,
and I was its Build-A-Bear.
234
00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,598
Is there a better time
that I could call...
235
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,058
As hard as I trained,
236
00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,268
the toughest part of that summer
237
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,395
was when my mom got me
a job at her work
238
00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,771
so I could help out with the bills.
239
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,983
It's five months in Cabo,
all expenses included.
240
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,945
Whoops!
241
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,572
Sorry about that,
my ear got too sweaty.
242
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:54,117
Uh, as well as free T-shirts
from The Giggling Marlin.
243
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,286
I hated seeing my mom in that place.
244
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,455
It was 100 degrees, no AC,
245
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,498
and you only got paid in commissions.
246
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,666
It made me double down on
247
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,460
my promise to get her out of there,
248
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,629
even if I had to adjust
my expectations slightly.
249
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,630
All right, folks,
250
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,841
our coverage of the 1995 NFL Draft
251
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,593
continues now.
252
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,344
We go to the 25th pick,
253
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,473
Dwayne "My Real Name Is Karen" Johnson.
254
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,640
If you don't get the reference,
255
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,143
that's Whoopi Goldberg's birth name.
256
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,854
- Okay, over to you.
- Thanks, Chris.
257
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,982
Dwayne, how does it feel to be
the 25th pick in the NFL Draft?
258
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,442
Well, it feels great.
259
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,985
I'm gonna haunt the dreams
of the 24 teams
260
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,779
that passed on me but...
261
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,489
oh, and one more thing.
262
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,325
I bought my parents
a tasteful, ranch-style home.
263
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,494
Perfect, no stairs.
264
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,037
Horizontal livin'.
265
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,749
By the end of the summer,
I was ready to roll.
266
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,834
I was gonna take
that intensity back to Miami
267
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,295
and be the first guy
in the gym every morning.
268
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,722
I was taking command of my future.
269
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,351
But, like I said,
270
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,854
sometimes there are variables
you can't control.
271
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,857
Hey.
272
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,988
Yo, Dwayne Johnson. D-line.
273
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,573
Ray Lewis.
274
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,075
Freshman linebacker.
275
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,710
I thought I'd be the first
person here at 5:00 a.m.
276
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,878
The assistant coach I had to call
277
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,547
to open up the weight room,
278
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,216
he thought the same thing.
279
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,344
It's good to have some company.
280
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,387
Man, hell yeah.
281
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,681
- The break of dawn boys.
- Yeah, that's it.
282
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,850
Hey, let me know if you have
any questions about anything.
283
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,060
My only question is,
284
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,396
which way to the starting lineup?
285
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,232
Looks like you're gonna
fit in here just fine, Ray.
286
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,568
Let's see what they do here
on second and long.
287
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,571
A screen pass to Thomas.
288
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,739
And Ray Lewis said, "I told you."
289
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,702
Man, that kid's unbelievable.
290
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,078
Guy is a natural, brother.
291
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,746
He was born in the back field.
292
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,747
Hey, it's natural talent,
293
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,082
but that guy's busting his ass
294
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,251
in the gym with me every morning.
295
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,962
Man, I just wish
I could be out there with him.
296
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,797
Nah, man, not me.
297
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,133
I'm happy right here on the sideline.
298
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,759
No chance of injury, and we still get
299
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,052
the social juice of being on the team.
300
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,804
Social juice? Who cares about social...
301
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:20,930
nah, man.
302
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,265
This is my future.
303
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,975
I just got to stay ready,
wait for my shot
304
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,268
to show 'em what I'm capable of.
305
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,270
I hear you, bro. I'm just saying.
306
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,939
Not all of us need to be
masters of the universe.
307
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,065
Some of us are happy with
308
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,609
middle management at State Farm,
309
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,444
with a cute wife
with a drinking problem.
310
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,528
Carlos!
311
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,779
That's my girl, Trish, right there.
312
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,282
Carlos, wave to me!
313
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,617
I'm with Lisa!
314
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,076
Hey, baby!
315
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,664
There's no way I'm middle management.
316
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,833
I'm gonna do big things.
317
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,126
Dewey, you're in. Let's go.
318
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,878
Ready, Coach.
319
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,854
35 yards and a sack.
Down he goes. Dwayne Johnson.
320
00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,510
I read somewhere
he was thrown out of...
321
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:02,180
267 pound junior on...
322
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,266
His father was a tag-team
champion back in 1984.
323
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,559
Here comes the number one king.
324
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:10,313
Marley is all over him
along with Johnson.
325
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,774
Floyd is in. We're done.
326
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,903
Number 94,
327
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,488
Dwayne Johnson.
328
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,782
Oh, it's my boy!
329
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,661
Look at how old
the other team's coach is.
330
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,870
Like a grandpa!
331
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,416
Babe, Dewey just made an amazing play.
332
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,336
He sacked the quarterback
who won the Heisman Trophy.
333
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,796
Yes, that's great.
334
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:35,838
Will you write down the player's name
335
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,216
so I can send his mother a note?
336
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,384
Okay.
337
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,886
Hey, you got a second, Coach?
338
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,179
Sure, Dewey. Take a seat.
339
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,973
Even though I never started,
340
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,350
I got some decent playing time
and made the most of it.
341
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,852
I thought it might be enough
to get me noticed.
342
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,229
I just wanted to ask you
about something.
343
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,022
Girl advice? Be straightforward, okay?
344
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,482
- Don't play mind games.
- Oh, no, no, no...
345
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,566
Be a gentleman, open the door.
346
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,360
No, it's not that. It's, um,
347
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,195
well, I heard that NFL scouts
348
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,531
usually ask for tape on players
they're interested in,
349
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,367
and I was just curious
if you got any calls for me.
350
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,496
You know, Dwayne, you're one of
351
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,998
the hardest working guys
I've ever had here.
352
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,290
You're a fine player.
353
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,001
Hardest working in the weight room,
354
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,044
practice sessions, film sessions.
355
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,879
Hell, I wish half these guys
356
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,881
had 1/10 of your work ethic.
357
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,591
Thank you, Coach.
358
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:24,095
Which is why I have a question for you.
359
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,848
You ever consider going into coaching?
360
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,017
Uh, what?
361
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,560
You got the skillset to be a great one.
362
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,021
Dependable, diligent...
363
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,188
And then he says
364
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,982
I can do anything I put my mind to.
365
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,443
That's brutal, man.
366
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,028
Man, somebody get my man here
367
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:40,945
another drink, please.
368
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,238
I mean, he called me dutiful.
369
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,741
That's like what
my grandma calls my mom.
370
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,950
That's real messed up.
371
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,911
Has Coach Erickson ever
called any of you guys dutiful?
372
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:49,954
Hell no.
373
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,664
The last thing he called me was
374
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,417
"a rolling ball of butcher knives."
375
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,086
Sapp! Hell of a game you played.
376
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,088
Yo, what's up, Uncle Luke, man!
377
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,132
I appreciate it, man. I appreciate it.
378
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:05,136
And Ray Ray! Freshman tackling machine.
379
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,054
Yeah, I told y'all I was gonna put
380
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,221
a hurtin' on 'em, Uncle L.
381
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,431
That sack on third down was like
382
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,433
the most beautiful thing I ever seen.
383
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,101
And I've witnessed a bluebird hatching.
384
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,479
Hello, Luther.
385
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,106
Luther? You one of
my mama's work friends?
386
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,817
Hey, fellas. Quick question:
387
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,611
what is black, white, and green?
388
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,696
You guys, me, and all the money
we're gonna make together.
389
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,989
Hey!
390
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,157
I like the way he talking.
391
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,285
Y'all know Drew, right?
Sports agent for the stars.
392
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,620
Now when it's your turn to go pro,
393
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,790
- he's gon' make you rich.
- That's right.
394
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,666
Hey, man. How you doing?
395
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,335
- Me?
- Him?
396
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,295
Yeah, you, big fella.
397
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,005
- Uh, yeah, good.
- Great, glad to hear it.
398
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,173
Mind if I sit down?
399
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,633
Uh, yeah. Sure.
400
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,343
All right, cool.
I'll just steal your seat.
401
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,265
Yeah, yeah. You know, I was
402
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,934
kinda running late
for this other meeting
403
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,353
with this, uh, this other agent.
404
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,021
All right, I have everyone's number
405
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,148
in this phone. Name someone.
406
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,317
- Kevin Kline.
- Have it, boom!
407
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,318
Yo, it's in that? It's in that?
408
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,736
Dude, that's crazy.
409
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,780
If you said Phoebe Cates,
then I'd be impressed.
410
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,739
Phoebe Cates?
411
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,158
- Boom, gotcha!
- Yo!
412
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,077
He got Phoebe Cates in that mug!
413
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,541
I've always believed
that no good happens
414
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,875
without hard work.
415
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,127
But sometimes accepting that
416
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,170
that's still not enough,
417
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,296
that's the tough one.
418
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,840
So I take it things didn't turn around
419
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,091
your senior season?
420
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,384
Well, you know, I played well.
421
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,177
But I never got the starting job,
422
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,304
and before you know it, just like that,
423
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,014
my college football career was over.
424
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,976
And it felt like my dreams were, too.
425
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,186
And now let's talk to Dwayne Johnson.
426
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,855
Thanks, Reggie.
Dwayne, how does it feel
427
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,481
to be "Mr. Irrelevant,"
428
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,358
the last pick in the NFL Draft?
429
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,360
Reggie? Where's Chris Berman?
430
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,862
He left six rounds ago.
431
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,697
He had tickets to
"The Unsinkable Molly Brown."
432
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,031
Oh.
433
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,869
So, I bought you guys a mobile home.
434
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,579
The open road is my front yard.
435
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,706
You should've just kept the cash.
436
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,544
Okay, guys, gather up.
437
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,091
Okay, we just have
438
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,718
a couple of end-of-season
awards to give out,
439
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,178
but first, I just want to say
440
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,680
thank you for all of your
effort and your sacrifice,
441
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,848
especially our seniors.
442
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,937
So the MVP of our team this year
443
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,023
was also the recipient
of the Bronko Nagurski Award
444
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,734
for best defensive player,
445
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,237
the Lombardi Award for best lineman,
446
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,572
First Team All-American,
447
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,116
and the Big East
Defensive Player of the Year.
448
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,703
We all look forward to watching
him next year play in the NFL,
449
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,621
Warren Sapp.
450
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,419
Appreciate you, Coach. Appreciate you.
451
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,131
Yo, I just want to say
thank you to all of you
452
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,634
for allowing me to outshine
y'all all these years.
453
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,306
- Warren Sapp.
- Yeah!
454
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,602
Okay, and the next award.
455
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,770
Coming all the way back from
456
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,563
academic probation to earn
457
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,775
a 2.8 in general studies,
458
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,693
Scholar of the Year,
Mr. Dwayne Johnson.
459
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,453
Dewey!
460
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,205
Hey, Coach, is this your dad?
461
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,959
- It's Benjamin Franklin, son.
- Oh, of course.
462
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,001
Doesn't look like you at all.
463
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,133
All right guys, we're out of here
464
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,301
in three days.
I want everything packed...
465
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,525
Like I've always done
466
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,346
when I don't know what else to do,
467
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,931
I go home.
468
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,692
My mom wasn't the only one
469
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,590
who was grinding out a paycheck.
470
00:17:40,699 --> 00:17:42,520
My dad couldn't book matches anymore,
471
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,564
so he was teaching at
Skinny Jimmy's wrestling camp.
472
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,149
Does this hurt, Richard?
473
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,485
- No.
- I can tell.
474
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,695
And so can the audience
475
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,946
'cause you're not selling worth a damn.
476
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:52,947
Here, let me show you.
477
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,574
Put me in a sleeper hold.
478
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,828
Oh, my God, are you okay?
479
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,579
Richard, I swear to God...
480
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,916
- I'm selling.
- Right.
481
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,668
That Richard is a disgrace.
482
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,004
I wish I could go back in time
and kill his mother.
483
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,505
At least he's having fun.
484
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,340
He's got a good enough job
where he can afford
485
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,550
to pay for these lessons.
486
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,051
What does it matter if he's bad?
487
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,177
All right, everybody.
Grab your partner.
488
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,345
If it doesn't matter to him,
489
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,556
it doesn't matter to me.
490
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,349
What matters to you, Dewey?
491
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,812
What matters to me?
492
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,522
My family.
493
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,190
Doing something great.
494
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,401
Proving that I got what it takes.
495
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,736
To do what?
496
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,238
Whatever you got.
497
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,324
You remind me of your grandfather.
498
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,826
- He would say the same thing.
- He did?
499
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,244
Everyone thought
500
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,413
that he was too short to be a wrestler,
501
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,081
so he won the title.
502
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,375
They thought that
wrestlers couldn't act,
503
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,211
so he got cast in a James Bond movie.
504
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,339
And they thought wrestlers were dumb,
505
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,924
so he started
his own promotion business.
506
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,886
He loved being underestimated.
507
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,389
Yeah, I admire that.
508
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,391
Wish I felt that way.
509
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,601
Life is tough.
510
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,770
But you must be tougher.
511
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,064
People don't believe in your dream?
512
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,734
Good. You prove them wrong.
513
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,487
But what if they're right
and I'm the one that's wrong?
514
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,197
You are not wrong.
515
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,282
You're going to take us with you.
516
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,909
I know that.
517
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,911
You never give up.
518
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,372
We are all going to make it.
519
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,086
I'm going to cool down walk
so I don't choke out Richard.
520
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,088
He got drunk and promised
his kid that he'd fight
521
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,257
the ultimate warrior
at next year's WrestleMania.
522
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,385
I'm gonna head down
to the beach with my tire.
523
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,260
Do some training.
524
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,012
I thought football was over.
525
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,598
The season's over, but
the NFL combine's coming up.
526
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:46,560
Got to make sure I put on
a show for those scouts.
527
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,270
Is that my championship ring?
528
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,232
Oh, I like to wear it to the store.
529
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,650
So, yeah, sometimes
530
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,278
there are things in life
you just can't control,
531
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,447
but my family was never a variable.
532
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:03,160
Okay, try this again. Richard...
533
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,414
They were always there.
534
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,510
So we provide
a discount on a rental car
535
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,263
if you commit to a midsize or above.
536
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,099
Uh, sorry, I'm just gonna have
to place you on a brief hold.
537
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,142
Dewey, what are you doing here?
538
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,186
Just dropped by to bring you this.
539
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,355
Might not be able
to get you out of here yet,
540
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,023
but in the meantime,
I can at least make you
541
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,817
a little more comfortable.
542
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,236
Hey, why's she the only one
who gets one of those?
543
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,612
Don't worry about what she's getting.
544
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,989
Know your role and shut your mouth.
545
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,365
Get out of here, Carl.
546
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,741
Who's that chiming-in bitch?
547
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,285
Carl.
548
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,163
Thank you for the fan, baby.
549
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,998
I love you.
550
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,001
Hey, it might take a little longer,
551
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,670
but I'm getting to the pros, Mom.
552
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,672
We're gonna make it.
553
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,798
You know, for four years,
554
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,009
I had gone up against
future Hall-of-Famers.
555
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,844
And I was good, but I was never great.
556
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,721
But I still thought I was
good enough to get a shot,
557
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,139
and all I needed was
558
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,475
one NFL team who believed in me.
559
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,518
So did an NFL team
take a chance on you?
560
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,145
Did you get drafted?
561
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,022
Well, we'll save that story
for another time.
562
00:21:13,113 --> 00:21:15,646
- Oh, okay, I can't wait.
- It's a good one.
563
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:17,568
Yeah, I won't have
the hard pear cider next time.
564
00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:21,185
- Cheers.
- Oh, yes, um...
565
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,703
There you go.
566
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,538
Get it.
567
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,123
Love it.
39981
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.