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[Music - Jack Jones, "love boat
theme"]
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(Singing) Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard, we're
expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow, it
floats back to you.
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The love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.
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The love boat, promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure
your mind on a new romance.
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And love, won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard, it's love.
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[Music playing]
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Hello.
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I'm Annette Henshaw, and
this is my daughter susie.
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Um, is there an
information desk?
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Well, that's my department.
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I'm Judy McCoy, the
cruise director.
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Well great.
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So what does a girl do
for fun on the ship?
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That's actually my department.
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I'm the purser, purser Smith.
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I'm also the fun director.
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Well, we're on the aloha deck.
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Um, is that near
the purser's office?
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If not, I'll move it.
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[Laughter]
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Susie, I think it's time
we got settled in our cabin.
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I'll see you
both on the cruise.
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- Yeah, we'll be here.
- Ok.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Uh, darling?
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Darling, I really think
I should warn you.
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Isn't he cute?
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Yes, he's cute.
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But you also thought your
first husband was cute.
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And he wasn't so cute
in court, was he?
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Yeah mom, I
guess you're right.
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You know susie,
you've just come
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through a very messy
divorce, and I don't
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want you to get hurt again.
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So let's, uh-- let's keep
a low profile with men, ok?
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Ok, mom.
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I'll promise.
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Welcome aboard.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hello.
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You are?
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I'm Mr., um--
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I'm Mr. Blatnick, Lyle blatnick.
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Ah, the honeymoon couple.
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We've been expecting you.
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Honeymoon couple?
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Oh!
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Oh right, sure.
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So congratulations.
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We always try to make
honeymoons extra special.
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Of course, naturally.
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So do I.
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So where's the blushing bride?
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Oh, uh, probably out blushing.
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[Laughter]
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Excuse me.
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Uh, where do I check in?
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I'm Barbara blatnick.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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Uh, what my daughter
means, Mrs. Blatnick,
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is that we hope that
you and your groom
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have a wonderful honeymoon.
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My groom?
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Well, I hardly recognized
you either without the veil.
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[Laughter]
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Vicki, why don't you
show Mr. and Mrs. Bratnick
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to the honeymoon suites?
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Sure, I'd love to.
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And after that,
you're on your own.
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Now wait a minute--
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oh, isn't that typical?
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The nervous bride.
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After you.
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Bye-bye.
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There he is, the one
taking the picture.
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Thank you very much.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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What do you think?
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Ah, he don't look
like much to me.
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Ace?
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Ace: Donna!
Ha!
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Donna dresen!
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I don't bel--
oh!
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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That's, uh-- that's ok.
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You rarely change, Donna.
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Oh yes I have.
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It's not dresen
anymore, it's braddock.
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This is my husband, Gus.
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Gus, this is ace Evans.
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Gus, nice to to meet you.
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Oh!
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[Laughter]
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Kinda puny grip.
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[Laughter]
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Uh, Gus and his brothers
are in the moving business.
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I can see that.
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You just moved a few
bones in my hand.
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Whoa.
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Uh, this is Adam bricker,
the ship's doctor.
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Uh, Isaac does
all my handshaking.
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Ah, this is Isaac
Washington, chief barman.
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Oh, i-- I need all
my fingers for my work.
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This here is, uh--
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I'm Kim Carlisle,
the sports director.
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I'll try one.
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[Laughter]
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I, uh-- I kinda took it easy.
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Yeah, me too.
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Gee Donna, this really
is a terrific surprise
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seeing you here.
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Oh, well it's not
a surprise to us.
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We came aboard
specifically to see you.
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Me?
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Gus: Yeah.
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We'd kinda like you
to do us a favor.
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Oh?
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We'll tell you about it later.
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Come on.
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See you later, ace!
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Ok.
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I wonder what kind of
favor they want from me.
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Do me a favor, ace.
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Sure.
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Whatever it is, say yes.
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Lyle blatnick: That
seems to be the story.
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We're all in the
same travel club,
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and the blatnicks were
obviously going on this cruise
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for their honeymoon.
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And-- and they must have broken
up, so he sold his ticket to me
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and she sold hers to you.
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So that's why I got
the ticket so cheap.
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Yeah, same with me.
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Well, what do we do now?
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I-- I hardly know you.
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I can't stay here,
it wouldn't be right.
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Well why not?
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We're on our honeymoon.
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That's funny.
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Look, we can still enjoy
the cruise separately.
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You go your way, I'll go mine.
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Nobody has to know.
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Ok?
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Well, all right.
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What?
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- What?
- What is this?
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You always keep a
quarter in your ear?
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[Laughter]
Yeah?
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Oh you like that, eh?
- That's cute.
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Well, thanks.
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So are you.
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[Knocking]
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Who is it?
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Isaac: Isaac Washington,
your chief barman.
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Ah!
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To the newlyweds, compliments
of the cruise line.
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And don't worry,
I'm out of here.
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Well--
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[laughter]
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Well, we-- we
can't accept this.
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We've got to send it back.
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What, and get us
thrown off the ship--
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Mrs. Blatnick?
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Oh.
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Ok.
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Pop your cork, Mr. Blatnick.
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[Laughter]
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[Horn blowing]
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[Music playing]
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Uh, excuse me, ladies.
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Can I take a picture please?
Here we go.
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Big smiles.
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That's it.
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Great.
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Ah.
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[Laughter]
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Well, thank you.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Ace!
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Come on over.
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Sit there.
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Whoops.
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Whoops.
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I remember.
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Used to be your favorite word.
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[Laughter]
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Do you remember
what a great time
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we used to have in your dad's
luncheonette after school?
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Oh, I had such a
big crush on you then.
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That was a long time ago, honey.
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So fill me in, huh?
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What's been happening?
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Well, nothing real exciting--
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till last year.
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That's when Gus
and I got married.
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You've got a great
gal there, Gus.
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Yeah.
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Let's arm wrestle.
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Hm?
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Oh, go ahead ace.
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It's Gus's hobby.
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Oh.
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That must be a fun
hobby, especially
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when you're home by yourself.
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[Laughter]
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- Set?
- Yeah.
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Go.
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[Laughter]
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That was fun.
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[Laughter]
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[Whimpering]
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[Music playing]
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Mother and daughter.
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Beautiful.
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Oh.
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It's you, gopher.
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Please sit down.
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Thank you.
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We were just feeling lonely.
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Oh, well that happens to
be on my duty roster also.
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I'm in charge of
loneliness on the ship.
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So how about having
dinner with me tonight?
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Oh, I'd love it!
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Susie.
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Don't think me rude, but susie's
just gone through a divorce.
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And we took this cruise so we
could spend some time together.
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I mean, i-- I hope
you'll understand.
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Of course I understand.
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But I thought that the three of
us would have dinner tonight--
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and Mr. Henshaw
if he's on board.
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Well, I've been a
widow for some time.
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Susie: Come on mama, let's go.
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We'll have a good time.
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[Sighing]
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8 o'clock?
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Oh, that's perfect.
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All right.
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Well, all right.
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He is so polite.
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So was your ex-husband.
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Mr. Blatnick?
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I'd like to invite
you and Mrs. Blatnick
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to join me at my table
for dinner tonight.
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We have a special
surprise for you newlyweds.
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Well, thank you.
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Thanks.
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This-- this cruise is just
one surprise after another.
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- Well, we'll see you at 8:00.
- Right.
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Thank you.
- Goodbye.
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Being your husband is
really cramping my style.
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Well, we'll soon
be in Mexico and we
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can get a quickie divorce.
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[Laughter]
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Cute.
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[Music playing]
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Kim Carlisle: Three, four.
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And one, two, three, four.
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Up two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Go up two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
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Go down and one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.
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Take a break.
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All right.
273
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,373
Watch out for
that wet spot, hon.
274
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,116
Ho!
275
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:48,827
[Laughter]
276
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,340
Hi.
277
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,670
How's it going?
278
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,174
Great, until now.
279
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,377
I, uh--
280
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,046
I wanna try something
new with you.
281
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,844
Ha.
282
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,547
Look, my hand and
my arm are just
283
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,177
getting back to normal, ok?
284
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,894
Nah, it's got something
to do with your mind.
285
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,805
Oh no, don't hurt my mind.
286
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,023
[Laughter]
287
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,813
It's just a riddle, ace.
288
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,556
Oh?
289
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,987
Ok.
290
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,608
Now, if an electric train is
moving east at 50 miles an hour
291
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,366
and the wind's blowing south
at 40, which way does the smoke
292
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,160
go?
293
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,908
There's no smoke
from an electric train.
294
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:29,668
Yes!
295
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,668
He got it right!
296
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,920
Yeah.
297
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,002
Probably just a lucky guess.
298
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,047
[Laughter]
299
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:36,510
Let's go.
300
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,049
[Music playing]
301
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,562
Find out what they want yet?
302
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,680
No, not yet.
303
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,386
But whatever it is, I think
I flunked the physical.
304
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,307
But I passed the logic.
305
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,265
[Laughter]
306
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,935
[Music playing]
307
00:12:58,986 --> 00:12:59,896
[Knocking]
308
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,828
Thank you.
309
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,367
Should I have tipped him?
310
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,245
These must be from gopher.
311
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,503
Then they must be trouble.
312
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,505
Here's the card, and it
says they're from gopher.
313
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,218
And it's for the two of us.
314
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,009
Oh no.
315
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:22,972
What?
316
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,052
Something wrong?
317
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,636
First he includes
mother in dinner.
318
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:30,271
Then he includes
mother in the roses.
319
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,021
You think he's trying
to soften you up?
320
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,402
Trying to?
321
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,149
I think he already has.
322
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,900
[Laughter]
323
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:44,949
[Music playing]
324
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,992
Woman (on pa): Attention
ladies and gentlemen.
325
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,957
Tonight is Chinese night
in the coral dining room.
326
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,078
Join us for a tempting
selection of delicacies
327
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,456
from the far east.
328
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:55,963
And don't forget
the fortune cookies.
329
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,262
Everything looks so inviting.
330
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,930
Hm.
331
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,639
Hey, uh, aren't yo
gonna look at the menu?
332
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,680
Oh no, I know what I want.
333
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,564
Look at the menu.
334
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:16,442
And, uh, read this right here.
335
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:16,942
Gus?
336
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,272
It's ok, hon.
337
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,857
Can you read this?
338
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,110
Yes.
339
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,276
Moo goo gai pan.
340
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:26,735
Are you sure?
341
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,624
Yes, I'm sure.
342
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,911
And my hearing is perfect too.
343
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,874
[Laughter]
344
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,211
All right, look, will you please
tell me what this is all about?
345
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,133
Hm?
346
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:40,252
You'll find out tonight.
347
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,342
Well.
348
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,757
Well hello.
349
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,968
Well hello.
350
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,557
I'm glad you're already here.
351
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,642
Where's your mother?
352
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,557
She'll be down in a second.
353
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,145
Gopher, the flowers
were perfect.
354
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:58,480
- No kidding?
- Yes.
355
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,774
Mm-hmm.
356
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,477
You're winning her over.
357
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,396
I'm glad to hear that.
358
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,895
She's a little
bit worried, though.
359
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,907
She feels that i'm
desperate to meet a man.
360
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,736
Are you?
361
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,537
Well, I want to
meet the right one.
362
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,082
And if he happens to
be here on the cruise,
363
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,785
then I'm afraid that
man, whoever he might be,
364
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,297
is gonna have to do his pursuing
without my mother around.
365
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,550
If someone said your
mother was not around,
366
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,843
someone was mistaken.
367
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,005
- Hi mom.
- Hi.
368
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:28,723
Good evening.
369
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:29,852
Good evening.
370
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,308
I think you should know
I consider myself the most
371
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,718
fortunate of men tonight,
dining with the two most
372
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,307
charming ladies on the ship.
373
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:36,733
Well thank you, kind sir.
374
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,020
Thank you.
375
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,483
And I thought that maybe later--
376
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,233
do a little dancing.
377
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,404
I love it.
378
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,864
Mrs. Henshaw?
379
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,855
Oh!
380
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:48,606
Well, if I'm going to
be your dancing partner,
381
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,987
why don't you call me Annette?
382
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:51,775
Annette.
383
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,087
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to offer
384
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,549
a toast to our newlyweds,
Mr. and Mrs. Lyle blatnick.
385
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,971
Hear-hear!
386
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,890
How long have you
two been married?
387
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:11,679
Six days.
388
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,392
Six weeks.
389
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,261
[Laughter]
390
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:13,677
Six weeks.
391
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,314
Six days.
392
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,522
Well, we-- we, uh--
393
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,061
we met-- we met six
weeks ago and we-- we got
394
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,055
married six days ago.
395
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,816
Yes, yes.
396
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,318
I guess we felt married
from the moment we met.
397
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,610
[Laughter]
398
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,574
That's beautiful.
399
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,903
But where did you meet?
400
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:29,657
Uh, San--
401
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,568
- San--
- --Diego.
402
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,816
--Francisco.
403
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,327
(Singing) Ah, yes,
they remember it well.
404
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,239
[Laughter]
405
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,577
Well actually, we
met in San Francisco.
406
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,334
Fell in love in San Diego.
407
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,245
Right.
408
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,583
How sweet.
409
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,588
And here we are.
410
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,591
Well, we didn't know if
you two had a big wedding,
411
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,554
so we thought you should
have a big wedding cake.
412
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,473
Oh, how nice.
413
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,801
Thank you.
414
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:53,636
Hey!
415
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,141
They're not even married!
416
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,234
I saw this guy last week on a
different cake with a redhead!
417
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,020
[Laughter]
418
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,649
[Music playing]
419
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,344
That's the guy that's driving
ace up the wall, captain.
420
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,005
He wants something from ace
but he won't say what it is.
421
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,314
Well, couldn't ace
simply demand to know?
422
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,809
Have you ever shaken
hands with Gus, sir?
423
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,772
No.
424
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,641
Believe me, it's
much better this way.
425
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,228
[Laughter]
426
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,360
So, uh, this guy's--
427
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,070
he's ok?
428
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:49,821
Oh, yeah.
429
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,652
He's wonderful.
430
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:55,816
He's-- well, he's
kind and caring,
431
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,738
and he's very sensitive too.
432
00:17:58,827 --> 00:17:59,447
Ok.
433
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,786
I just wanted to make sure.
434
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:05,584
[Cracking]
435
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,247
Sorry.
436
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,884
That's ok, i'm
getting used to it.
437
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:14,014
But what I can't get used to
is Gus testing me all the time.
438
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,682
Now why is he doing it?
439
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,511
Please trust me, ace.
440
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,255
You'll find out.
441
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,927
Mm.
442
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,135
And, uh, I know
you've passed the test.
443
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,017
Oh, great.
444
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,023
I have all the answers.
445
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,355
Now I just need the questions.
446
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,269
[Laughter]
447
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,817
[Cracking]
448
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,399
Again?
449
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,196
Again.
450
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,160
[Music playing]
451
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,342
Ok.
452
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,298
We've, uh, had our dinner.
453
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,129
We had our dance.
454
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,973
And now we've had
our little walk.
455
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,629
Now will you tell me
what's on your mind?
456
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,427
Hm?
457
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,181
Gus?
458
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,313
Look Evans, I had to
check you out, right?
459
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:06,230
You'll never make no moving
man, but, uh, you'll do.
460
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,021
Thank you.
461
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:07,734
Thank you.
462
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,273
I'll do for what?
463
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:13,316
Ace, there are five braddock
brothers including Gus.
464
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,492
That's right.
465
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,030
And all my brothers got no
less than six kids apiece.
466
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,994
Donna: Gus and I
have been married
467
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,124
for a year now, and, uh--
468
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,541
and, uh, zilch.
469
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,672
Zilch?
470
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,618
Yeah, zilch.
471
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,078
Zip.
472
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,376
Numero none.
473
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:29,709
You know?
474
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,423
No kids.
475
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,554
And, uh, well, my family's
starting to look at me like--
476
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,803
you know.
477
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,465
The, uh, problem seems
to, uh, lie with Gus.
478
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:45,475
So, uh, we decided on
artificial insemination!
479
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,439
Oh.
480
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,149
Well, it seems like,
um, a-- a good idea.
481
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,270
Oh, we wanted
everything to be right,
482
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,777
the perfect person
to be the donor.
483
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,199
So I recommended you.
484
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,739
[Laughter]
485
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,367
[Music playing]
486
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,703
Me?
487
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:09,117
Y-- you want me to--
488
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,167
Donna: Oh, yes.
489
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,790
We thought we'd all
go to a hospital
490
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,337
where they do artificial
insemination and then, uh--
491
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,091
me?
492
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,302
Donna: Yes.
493
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:16,971
Oh, but don't worry, because
at the hospital they, um--
494
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,879
they--
Gus: Yeah, right.
495
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,137
It doesn't take that long.
496
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:20,508
And then after
we're done, we, uh--
497
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,224
we?
498
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,894
No, we have a beautiful child.
499
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:34,778
Uh-- gee, I, uh--
500
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:35,818
I don't know what to say.
501
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,861
I mean, when most people
ask for a favor, they--
502
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:38,815
they want to borrow money.
503
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,494
Oh, no, no.
504
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,661
It's not money we're after.
505
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,699
Yeah, I know.
506
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,204
Oh, I know.
507
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,956
Look, why don't we talk
about this tomorrow?
508
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,379
Well what's wrong
with right now?
509
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,458
Not tonight.
510
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,252
I, uh-- I have a headache.
511
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,297
[Laughter]
512
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,222
[Music playing]
513
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,188
[Chatter]
514
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,856
Lyle, do you mind if I
ask you something personal?
515
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,697
Shoot.
516
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,332
Well, maybe I'm a
romantic, but it just
517
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,869
seems that on your
honeymoon, shouldn't
518
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,042
you be dancing with your wife?
519
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,918
[Laughter]
520
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,511
Yeah, you're right.
521
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,142
Well, it's the lone
honeymooner to the rescue.
522
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,720
[Laughter]
523
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,929
Excuse me.
524
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,477
Excuse me.
525
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,640
Hi.
526
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,058
Excuse me, i-- I am
the lady's husband.
527
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,857
[Laughter]
528
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,940
Thank you.
529
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,895
It's the least
the groom could do.
530
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,895
It's hard to dance with
a man who has six hands.
531
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,357
[Laughter]
532
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,197
It looks like we're stuck
together again, Mrs. Blatnick.
533
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,333
Well, lead the
way, Mr. Blatnick.
534
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,250
Ok.
535
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,289
[Music playing]
536
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,132
Yes.
537
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,632
Oh!
538
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,594
Look at those stars.
539
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,434
It's a lovely night.
540
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,089
Very romantic.
541
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,347
But a little chilly for me.
542
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,429
I'm gonna go get a sweater.
543
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,313
Mama, do you want one?
544
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,269
No thank you, dear.
545
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:31,978
Now, you keep a
close eye on gopher.
546
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,769
I don't want him
falling overboard.
547
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,773
I'll be right back.
548
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:43,775
She's a wonderful girl.
549
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,112
Yes.
550
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,328
Gopher, do me me a favor.
551
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,368
What?
552
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,081
Go easy on susie.
553
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,911
She wants to fall
in love so quickly,
554
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,666
and I'm afraid she finds
you terribly attractive.
555
00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:00,047
Did she say that?
556
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,838
Oh, she didn't have to.
557
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,882
[Music playing]
558
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:14,846
That was fun.
559
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,265
I had a good time this evening.
560
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,653
Same here.
Same here.
561
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,439
I haven't spent much time
with a girl like you.
562
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,273
Oh?
563
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,687
Well, a woman like you.
564
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,645
Oh, thank you.
565
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,485
You're lovely.
566
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,529
Thank you.
567
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:27,243
What are you doing?
568
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,492
Getting undressed for bed.
569
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,784
Now wait a minute.
570
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:31,947
Pretending to be
married is one thing,
571
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,615
but spending the night in
the same room is another.
572
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,874
So what am I supposed
to do, sleep out on deck?
573
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:39,996
Well, one of us has to.
574
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,125
I tell you what.
575
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,631
We will let the cards decide.
576
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,344
All right?
577
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:46,263
Highest card wins.
578
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,051
You're putting me on.
579
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:47,804
No, no.
580
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,054
I'm serious.
581
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,756
Now, if I win, then we
both get to stay here.
582
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,006
And if I win?
583
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,387
Well, then I find
someplace else to sleep.
584
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,103
Go ahead.
- Oh, that sounds fair.
585
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,943
Ok.
586
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,938
[Music playing]
587
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,404
[Laughter]
588
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:05,904
Ok.
589
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,986
You can stay.
590
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,492
But you get the couch.
591
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,494
[Laughter]
592
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,374
Oh.
593
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,163
How nice.
594
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,866
Yes.
595
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,247
Let's see if this fits here.
596
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,214
[Laughter]
597
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:29,052
Oh, by the way, uh,
sometimes I walk in my sleep.
598
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,054
Oh, that's ok.
599
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,135
I sometimes kick in mine.
600
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,139
[Laughter]
601
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,810
And then it took me
about another five years
602
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:35,850
to make purser.
603
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,732
So I figure then I'll
probably make captain
604
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,270
by the time i'm, oh, 89?
605
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,024
[Laughter]
606
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,066
- Thank you.
- You bet.
607
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:44,609
Goodnight.
608
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,821
Goodnight, mama.
609
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:46,231
Goodnight, darling.
610
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,688
Goodnight.
611
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,147
Now not too late, you two.
612
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:49,907
Yes, mom.
613
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,738
[Laughter]
614
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,538
So, um, how about
a little night cap?
615
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,830
Oh, it's getting a
little late, I think.
616
00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,874
I know.
617
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,746
You don't want to upset my mama.
618
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,753
That's right, yeah.
619
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,495
Goodnight.
620
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:11,931
I'll see you tomorrow, ok?
621
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,720
Until tomorrow.
622
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:14,603
Yes ma'am.
623
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,639
[Music playing]
624
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:37,785
Gopher.
625
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,159
Is something wrong?
626
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,116
No, no.
627
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,075
I just wanted you
to know that I'm not
628
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:45,125
going to put the rush on susie.
629
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,630
Thank you.
630
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,301
I really appreciate that.
631
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,301
[Music playing]
632
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,680
Because it's you
I'm crazy about.
633
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,659
[Music playing]
634
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,169
- Oh!
- What?
635
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,007
What happened?
What?
636
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,092
What happened?
637
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,136
You happened, that's
what happened!
638
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,889
What are you doing in my bed?
639
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,102
Well, it's our cabin,
so I guess it's our bed.
640
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,153
Yeah, but as of last night it
was my bed, it was your couch.
641
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,688
It was cold there.
642
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,692
And you were so warm.
643
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,074
You, uh-- you looked so warm.
644
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,203
Actually, you were so warm.
645
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,489
I snuck a hug.
646
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,532
Just a small one.
647
00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,244
Oh?
648
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,494
Just to take the chill away.
649
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:04,366
Well, um, if your body
temperature is back to normal,
650
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,496
why don't we go have breakfast?
651
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,422
I hear it's nice.
652
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,709
They serve it out on deck.
653
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,592
Oh, no.
654
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,338
No?
655
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,959
No, you can't go out on deck.
656
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,006
Why?
657
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:13,128
Well, there's
a terrible storm.
658
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,224
[Laughter]
659
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,046
I don't hear any thunder.
660
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,715
Well sure.
661
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:20,604
Listen to my heart.
662
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,145
You hear anything?
663
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,361
Yes.
664
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,071
And I think it's my
own heart that I hear.
665
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,152
[Music playing]
666
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,922
Sometimes it storms indoors.
667
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:47,868
Yeah?
668
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:47,997
Oh, yeah.
669
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,346
Woman (on pa): May I have
your attention, please?
670
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,928
This morning's
breakfast buffet is now
671
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,473
being served on the lido deck.
672
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:08,941
Well, there you are.
673
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:09,560
Good morning.
674
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,896
Good morning, darling.
675
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,941
I got up a little early.
676
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:13,944
I didn't want to wake you.
677
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:14,855
Did you sleep all right?
678
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,613
Oh, fair.
679
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,073
I had a few things on my mind.
680
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,953
Well, I hope you weren't
worried about gopher and me.
681
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,121
Gopher and you?
682
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:22,119
Honestly, no.
683
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,330
Gopher: Morning, ladies.
684
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,450
Good morning.
685
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,076
I thought maybe after
breakfast I might give you
686
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,463
both a little tour of the ship.
687
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,131
Well susie, why don't-- why
don't you go along with gopher?
688
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,090
Ok.
689
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,049
Come on, let's go.
690
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,629
Uh, Annette, don't
you want to go too?
691
00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:36,423
She said she didn't.
692
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,666
We can go.
693
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,257
She's finally giving
us her blessing.
694
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,053
We don't need to
look for trouble.
695
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,097
[Music playing]
696
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,986
Artificial insemination?
697
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,281
Yeah.
698
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,914
That's what ace told me.
699
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,241
And they want him
to be the donor.
700
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:09,157
Boy, when those people ask for
a favor, they don't kid around.
701
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,417
Yeah.
702
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:12,458
He said he was up all
night thinking about it.
703
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,922
But he hasn't decided.
704
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,173
Oh, poor guy.
705
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,545
Look at him.
706
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,722
He hasn't even
touched his breakfast.
707
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:25,011
I think he's having
morning sickness.
708
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:25,966
[Laughter]
709
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,189
Aren't you gonna eat, ace?
710
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,898
Uh, yeah.
711
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:33,649
Yep.
712
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,150
Uh, butter?
713
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:36,270
Ah, yes.
714
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,027
Thank you.
715
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,569
How about some syrup?
716
00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:42,994
Yes, thank you.
717
00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:49,252
But it's no thank you on
the artificial insemination.
718
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,369
Oh.
719
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,705
Look, I'd like to
do a favor for you,
720
00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,289
but this isn't like
rotating your tires.
721
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,294
[Laughter]
722
00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,553
We were hoping--
723
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,379
ace: Look, I like you.
724
00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,133
Even you, Gus.
725
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,674
[Laughter]
726
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:02,968
I think.
727
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:06,351
But when it-- when it comes to
fatherhood, this isn't anything
728
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:07,429
I've ever thought of before.
729
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,934
You think it was easy
for me to ask you, Evans?
730
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:14,186
I mean, knowing Gus braddock
hasn't got what it takes.
731
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,560
Gus, you're wonderful.
732
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,857
It really isn't that important.
733
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,362
Gus: Yeah, it is
important having kids.
734
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:23,244
I love kids.
735
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,031
I want kids.
736
00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,575
I had to bend some to
consider you, Evans.
737
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,910
But Donna thought over all
the guys she grew up with
738
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,406
and decided it had to be you.
739
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,798
Ah, forget it.
740
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,798
[Music playing]
741
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,261
I'm sorry.
742
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,392
I'm sorry, Donna.
743
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,679
No, it's not your fault, ace.
744
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:53,432
It's nobody's fault. It's just--
745
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,188
sad.
746
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,948
- Hey.
- Hm?
747
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:06,700
You awake?
748
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:07,621
Mm-hmm.
749
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,289
Let's go eat breakfast.
750
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,788
Better make that lunch.
751
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,000
How about just staying here
and getting to know each other?
752
00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,081
I thought we got to know each
other pretty well this morning.
753
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,786
Come on.
754
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:20,836
I'm starved.
755
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,800
Ok, whatever you say.
756
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,977
[Music playing]
757
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:35,939
[Laughter]
758
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:43,146
You-- you fraud!
759
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,364
You singles bar reject!
760
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,485
You tricked me last night.
761
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,451
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
762
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,320
Let me explain.
763
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,657
You know, I thought
you were special.
764
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,542
I thought we were special.
765
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:56,079
But now I see you're just
another guy with a good line
766
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:58,374
with his hormones in overdrive.
767
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,998
Barbara, will you
please listen to me?
768
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,245
Barbara: I feel like a fool.
769
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,627
"Sometimes it storms indoors."
770
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,894
Well, you can turn
off the charm.
771
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:09,678
You scored.
772
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,641
[Music playing]
773
00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:21,306
Oh, you had a change of heart.
774
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,147
Yes.
775
00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:23,692
You cheated, you leave.
776
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,355
No, no.
No, Barb--
777
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,113
yes.
778
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:26,534
Bye!
779
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,701
[Laughter]
780
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:29,700
Hey, Barbara.
781
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,661
Barbara?
782
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,700
Don't Barbara me.
783
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,664
B--
784
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,703
[laughter]
785
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,247
Purser.
786
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,718
Purser?
787
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:48,469
Purser?
788
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:50,389
[Laughter]
789
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,348
[Music playing]
790
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,061
Captain stubing (on
pa): Bienvenidos,
791
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,060
ladies and gentlemen.
792
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,391
Welcome to fabulous
puerto vallarta, the fun
793
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,057
capital of the Mexican riviera.
794
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,515
Glittering beaches, colorful
shops, and tantalizing
795
00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:06,226
seafood dishes await you.
796
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,897
Have a wonderful day.
797
00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:09,895
[Music playing]
798
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,924
Gus?
799
00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:24,499
We've talked about adopting.
800
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:27,375
We don't have to have our own.
801
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:28,843
Yes we do, doll.
802
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:32,593
In my family, you get married,
you take a two-week honeymoon,
803
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,847
and then if your wife doesn't
give you a baby in nine months,
804
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:35,929
they buy you sequin pumps.
805
00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:37,563
[Laughter]
806
00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:42,096
Well, then let me
talk to ace again.
807
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,596
I'm sure I can convince him.
808
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,268
Well, why is he so important?
809
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,107
Well, if you
can't be the father,
810
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,362
I think ace would be perfect.
811
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,155
Yeah, maybe too perfect.
812
00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:55,779
Gus!
813
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,577
Ok.
814
00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,710
But who gets the neck
tie on father's day?
815
00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,618
Oh.
816
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,628
[Music playing]
817
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:08,667
Oh, it's gonna
be a beautiful day.
818
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,165
One for the books.
819
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:11,877
Honeymooners.
820
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,836
Oh, your wife went that way.
821
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:14,586
Thanks.
822
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:15,297
Sweetheart?
823
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:16,466
[Laughter]
824
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,974
Oh, they're so in love.
825
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,807
Will you give me
a chance to explain?
826
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,773
Why should I?
827
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,102
You tricked me.
828
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,687
Guilty, but with
extenuating circumstances.
829
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:28,022
Well I'm not interested.
830
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,147
All right, look.
831
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,323
Fate got us into the
same room together,
832
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,652
now why not let fate decide?
833
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:33,697
- Fine.
- All right?
834
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:34,990
Ok.
835
00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:35,492
Now heads you let me
explain, tails you don't.
836
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:36,283
Mm-hmm.
837
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,789
Just as I thought, two heads.
838
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,831
[Laughter]
839
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:48,669
Annette!
840
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,053
Wait!
841
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:52,839
Gopher please, i'm
on my way to town.
842
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,844
Just wait a minute, ok?
843
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:55,716
Where's susie?
844
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:56,842
She's getting a manicure.
845
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,468
I told her I had an
appointment with the captain.
846
00:34:58,554 --> 00:34:59,684
Ah, then you don't
want to be late.
847
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,684
Wait a minute.
848
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,476
I said that because
it was an excuse.
849
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:04,189
I wanted to see you.
850
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:11,654
Annette, I think i'm
falling in love with you.
851
00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,694
Oh, but you can't be.
852
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,318
It's impossible.
853
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,953
It is not impossible.
854
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:18,200
You are lovely and I want
to be with you constantly.
855
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,372
And I think that you
want to be with me.
856
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,662
Oh gopher, I like
you as a friend,
857
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,246
but I'm not looking for a lover.
858
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,382
Is this about our ages?
859
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,839
Well, you are a
few years my junior.
860
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,459
Oh Annette, come on.
861
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:35,126
These days an older woman and a
younger man-- that's accepted.
862
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,716
I am not about to head
into a serious relationship
863
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,392
simply because it's fashionable.
864
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,221
But then what is it?
865
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,726
Well, for one thing, susie
has a tremendous crush on you.
866
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,979
And I am not about to steal a
man away from my own daughter.
867
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,943
I see.
868
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:53,443
I thought you would.
869
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:54,186
That's good, Annette.
870
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,487
That makes perfect sense.
871
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,781
But what about us?
872
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,954
Whether you admit it or not, we
have feelings for each other,
873
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:02,953
and we should at least
explore what they are!
874
00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:03,365
Now that makes
perfect sense to me!
875
00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:13,795
Purser Smith, my
answer is final.
876
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,760
No.
877
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,301
No.
878
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,344
[Music playing]
879
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,563
[Music playing]
880
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,117
Need a shoulder?
881
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:45,749
He's arrogant,
superficial, and devious.
882
00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,618
That calls for
three shoulders.
883
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,626
In spite of all that, I
bet you still love him.
884
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,918
Yes.
885
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:55,301
The problem is, when he wants
to explain why he tricks me,
886
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,259
he uses another trick.
887
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,800
He doesn't need me.
888
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,473
He needs a magician's assistant.
889
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,301
Captain stubing: But he
does want to explain.
890
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:03,006
Even if it is a
trick, I'm sure he's
891
00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:06,515
doing it with good intentions.
892
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:09,849
But I don't know if he
has any good intentions.
893
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,806
You'll never know unless
you give him a chance.
894
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,856
[Music playing]
895
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,368
[Chatter]
896
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:30,749
Goph!
897
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:31,831
Hi, doc.
898
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,996
All this moonlight and alone?
899
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,545
I thought you had a girl.
900
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,419
Seem to have two.
901
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,006
Whoops.
902
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,841
Double oops.
903
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:47,676
Well, take it from a man who's
lived, loved, lost, learned--
904
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,175
maybe-- and paid
a lot of alimony--
905
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:55,018
level with both of them and let
the chips fall where they may.
906
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,396
Tell the truth?
907
00:37:56,482 --> 00:38:01,652
As an expert on
falling chips, yeah.
908
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,107
- Gopher.
- Hi.
909
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:04,197
I haven't seen you all day.
910
00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:05,371
Yeah.
911
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,909
You must have spent a lot
of time with the captain.
912
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,453
Yes.
913
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,706
No.
914
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:11,958
I didn't spend any
time with the captain.
915
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,579
I didn't even speak to him.
916
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,877
What?
917
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:21,881
Susie, I think
you're a terrific girl,
918
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,756
and I hope that
we can still be--
919
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:24,553
friends.
920
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:28,888
I'm in love with
another woman.
921
00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:31,978
Oh.
922
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:35,937
Well, who's the lucky lady?
923
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,732
[Door opening and closing]
924
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:40,735
Susie?
925
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,488
Hi darling.
926
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:42,900
You're back early.
927
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:43,897
Yes I am.
928
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,028
Did you find gopher?
929
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,914
Oh, I found him all right.
930
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,202
But it looks like
you found him first.
931
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:52,707
Darling, what is it?
932
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,868
Oh, as if you didn't know.
933
00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:56,416
Mama, don't lie to me.
934
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,380
At least gopher--
he had the decency
935
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,881
to be honest about you and him.
936
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,093
What did he tell you?
937
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,926
You know, it all
makes sense now.
938
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:11,022
"Don't rush into anything too
quickly" you kept telling me.
939
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,268
And never-- never allow
me to be alone with him.
940
00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:17,770
All because you wanted
him all to yourself.
941
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,935
Darling, that's not true.
942
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,904
[Music playing]
943
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,656
Woman (on pa):
Ladies and gentlemen,
944
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,116
it's time to say adios to
the palm-fringed beaches
945
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,287
of puerto vallarta.
946
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,035
May tropical night breezes
speed us on our way home.
947
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:43,127
Next stop, port of Los Angeles.
948
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,224
Have you seen Donna?
949
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,928
She was headed
toward ace's cabin.
950
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,929
How long ago was that?
951
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,431
Hours ago.
952
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:55,353
That's how long I've
been looking for her.
953
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:57,734
Isn't that the guy that
wanted a favor from ace?
954
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:58,772
Yeah.
955
00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,654
And by look on
his face, it's ace
956
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,441
who's gonna need the favor--
957
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,475
from doc.
958
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,487
[Music playing]
959
00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,817
[Loud knocking]
960
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:09,656
Gus: Open up!
961
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:12,237
Yeah, just a sec.
962
00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,536
Uh, come on in.
963
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,290
Oh.
964
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:16,121
Aha!
965
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,155
Just like I thought,
stark naked!
966
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,998
No, I'm stark toweled.
967
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,083
I was just in the shower.
968
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,167
Where's Donna?
969
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,173
She's not here.
970
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,344
Yeah, she was on her
way here hours ago.
971
00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:26,592
Well, she never arrived!
972
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:27,474
[Laughter]
973
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,180
Yeah.
974
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,259
You expect me to believe that?
975
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:32,184
Yeah.
976
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,603
Yeah, i-- I do.
977
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,273
I know you're in
here somewhere, Donna.
978
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:38,981
[Laughter]
979
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,861
I figure she wants you to
be the father of her child,
980
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,188
uh, first hand.
981
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,404
Gus, I mean,
that's ridiculous.
982
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,194
Come on, Gus.
983
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,647
[Faric tearing]
984
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:52,868
She's not in there.
985
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,080
If you had asked me, I
could have told you that.
986
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,081
[Phone ringing]
987
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,463
[Laughter]
988
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:06,263
Yeah?
989
00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,798
Ace here.
990
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,053
Oh.
991
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,094
You mean the guy from
the wrecking company?
992
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,137
Yeah.
993
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,889
It's for you.
994
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,061
And listen, don't rip it out.
995
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,309
It's the only phone I've got.
996
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:17,060
Yeah?
997
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:17,891
Gus braddock.
998
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:21,145
What?
999
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:22,728
Where?
1000
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,153
The infirmary?
1001
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,231
I'll be right there.
1002
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,027
What's the matter?
1003
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:27,779
It's Donna.
1004
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,740
She's hurt.
1005
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,359
Well come on, let's go.
1006
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,236
I'm coming with you.
1007
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:34,911
Damn.
1008
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,792
[Laughter]
1009
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,659
All right.
1010
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:40,577
Call it.
1011
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,424
Tails, you get a
chance to explain.
1012
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,630
Heads, you don't.
1013
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:44,339
I can't win.
1014
00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:45,498
That's a two-headed coin.
1015
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,246
No, no.
1016
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:46,917
Look.
1017
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,844
It's an ordinary quarter.
1018
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,383
Then you were
being honest with me.
1019
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,216
Yes.
1020
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,800
So why don't you
be honest with me?
1021
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:55,136
All right.
1022
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:58,391
I-- I used the rigged
deck last night because I
1023
00:41:58,474 --> 00:41:59,734
was afraid of losing you.
1024
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:03,348
In my own strange, dishonest
way, you're the first woman i--
1025
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,187
I ever have been honest with.
1026
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:08,822
I don't follow you.
1027
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:11,951
I love you.
1028
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,109
Well, that's a lot easier.
1029
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,198
[Music playing]
1030
00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,797
Gus: Are you feeling ok, hon?
1031
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,470
Fine.
1032
00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,128
I tripped on the deck.
1033
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,007
You know what a klutz I am.
1034
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,644
Uh, you didn't
trip, Mrs. Braddock.
1035
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:38,811
You fainted.
1036
00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:41,229
I ran some tests on you.
1037
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:44,058
You're pregnant.
1038
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:44,734
Donna: Pregnant?
1039
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,772
Gus: Say that again, doc.
1040
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:50,324
Dr. Bricker: Pregnant,
as in expectant parents.
1041
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,821
We're gonna have a kid!
1042
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:53,152
Oh, a baby of our own!
1043
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,487
Isn't it wonderful?
1044
00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:54,991
Oh, thank you, doc.
1045
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:55,992
Don't thank me.
1046
00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,873
Thank Gus.
1047
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,330
I'm just in charge
of announcements.
1048
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,250
[Laughter]
1049
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,118
[Knocking]
1050
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,041
Uh, may I, uh, come in?
1051
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,836
Oh ace, wait till you
hear the great news.
1052
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,130
I'm gonna be a daddy.
1053
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:12,553
Congratulations.
1054
00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:14,881
Oh, I guess you two
don't need a donor now.
1055
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,007
Nah.
1056
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,553
We do just fine the
old fashioned way.
1057
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,347
Well listen, if you
do have a baby boy, you
1058
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,521
better name him after--
1059
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:25,388
Gus.
1060
00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,937
[Laughter]
1061
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,608
[Music playing]
1062
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:42,041
Oh susie, darling.
1063
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,539
What happened with gopher came
as a total surprise to me.
1064
00:43:45,622 --> 00:43:48,672
I never gave him the least
bit of encouragement.
1065
00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,131
Oh honey, I was polite to him.
1066
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,301
I mean, that's all.
1067
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:56,090
Because I thought he liked you.
1068
00:43:56,175 --> 00:44:00,005
And most important,
because you liked him.
1069
00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,715
He said he was
in love with you.
1070
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,476
Oh honey, that's
the way he feels.
1071
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,309
I told him I didn't
feel the same way.
1072
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,274
Didn't he tell you?
1073
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:11,315
No.
1074
00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:12,898
Actually, I really didn't
give him the chance.
1075
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,155
But what you said about
gopher, is it true?
1076
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,293
You like him, don't you?
1077
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:28,421
Does that matter?
1078
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,379
And you were gonna
let me have him.
1079
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:35,260
Oh honey, I'm not going
to try to take him away
1080
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,169
if he meant that much to you.
1081
00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:37,967
Oh mama.
1082
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:44,925
You know, maybe you have been
worrying too much about me.
1083
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:47,725
And goodness knows,
I've been so busy
1084
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:50,560
trying to put the right man
in my life, that I have--
1085
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,226
I have had blinders on.
1086
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,935
But what about the
right man in your life?
1087
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:04,197
Well, I have to admit, I
do find gopher appealing.
1088
00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:04,624
Right.
1089
00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:06,791
[Laughter]
1090
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,961
You're gonna
have to excuse me.
1091
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:11,921
What is that saying, mama?
1092
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,170
Uh, three's a crowd.
1093
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,626
Evening.
1094
00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:18,924
Hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
1095
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:24,676
You've got quite a daughter
there, you know that?
1096
00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:25,433
No, wait a minute.
1097
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,394
No, I said that wrong.
1098
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,564
Um, susie has quite a mother.
1099
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:37,685
I like the sound
of that, gopher.
1100
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:38,316
I truly do.
1101
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,072
[Music playing]
1102
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,836
[Music playing]
1103
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:04,513
Come see us again.
1104
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,425
- Bye-bye.
- Goodbye.
1105
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:06,142
So long.
1106
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,261
Thanks for sailing with us.
1107
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:08,807
Thank you for a
wonderful cruise.
1108
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,311
Now, you're the most unusual
honeymooners we've ever had.
1109
00:46:11,393 --> 00:46:12,773
Yes.
1110
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,403
Well, i'm-- I'm real sorry
about the little deception.
1111
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,610
We really should've told
you right from the start.
1112
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:18,649
Well, you paid
for your tickets,
1113
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,654
whatever your names were.
1114
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:20,855
[Laughter]
1115
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,784
But someone owes $86.
1116
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,494
Wedding cakes aren't
cheap, you know.
1117
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,204
Don't worry, Isaac,
we'll pay for it ourselves.
1118
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,544
And we really are
gonna get married too.
1119
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,119
That's right.
1120
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:30,663
Well, congratulations.
1121
00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:31,456
And don't worry about
the newlywed stage,
1122
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:33,328
you've been through it already.
1123
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:34,245
Yes.
1124
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:34,883
[Laughter]
- See you later.
1125
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,168
- Bye-bye.
- So long.
1126
00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:36,501
Take care.
1127
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,875
Bye.
1128
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:42,551
This has been an
incredible experience for me.
1129
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,763
Well, it doesn't
have to end, you know.
1130
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:46,553
I plan to see a lot more of you.
1131
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,057
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1132
00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:49,308
Mm-hmm.
1133
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:50,929
And how often does this
ship come to Kentucky?
1134
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:55,015
I'll speak to the captain.
1135
00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:06,367
Goodbye Judy.
1136
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:07,158
Thank you so much.
1137
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:07,491
You're welcome.
1138
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:08,954
Bye-bye.
1139
00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:13,754
Bye-bye
1140
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:14,750
Kentucky.
1141
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,711
[Laughter]
1142
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:24,545
I am so glad everything
worked out ok for you two.
1143
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:25,763
Oh, thanks.
1144
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:26,512
And thanks to all of you.
1145
00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,473
Especially you, doc.
1146
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:30,513
Oh, I'm glad I could help.
1147
00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,017
And when that baby
does arrive, don't
1148
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,429
forget to send me a cigar.
1149
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,137
Hey, the way they
grow kids in my family,
1150
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,057
I'll send you a whole truckload.
1151
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:38,475
Sorry for all the trouble
we put you through, ace.
1152
00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,864
Oh hey, it was no problem.
1153
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,781
And listen, if you two
ever want a favor again,
1154
00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:43,819
don't call me, ok?
1155
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:44,532
[Laughter]
1156
00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:45,451
You've got a deal.
1157
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,699
All right.
1158
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:47,950
[Laughter]
1159
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,371
[Music playing]
1160
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,040
[Music playing]
1161
00:48:01,090 --> 00:48:05,640
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