All language subtitles for The Love Boat s04e24 That Old Gang of Mine.eng

[Theme music]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're
expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it float, it
floats back to you.

The love boat soon will
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Music playing]

Um, excuse me.

Has a Mr. Phil Manning
checked in yet?

I'll see.

Phil Manning.

I don't think so.

Oh, you'd remember
Phil if you'd seen him.

They call him Philadelphia fats.

He's six feet tall and
twice as wide, but lovable.

Anyway, I can't wait to see him.

He's been away on a business
trip for two months,

and I'm meeting him here.

Oh, well we'll keep
an eye out for you.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I gotta start
eating more junk food.

These roly-poly guys are
getting all the girls.

Hello.

Welcome aboard.
- Hi.

Thank you.

My name is Phil Manning.

I'm looking for a
miss Patty beller.

You're Philadelphia fats?

Well, I used to be.

I've been on a diet.

I guess you've
already met Patty.

Can you tell me--

hi, honey.

Mwuah!

Get away from me, you--

wait a minute.

Patty, no.

Patty it's me.
It's Phil.

Honest.

I didn't go on a business trip.

I went to a fat farm.

I'm a half a ton lighter.

Wow.

What a difference.

It's a whole new me.

Do you like it?

Do i-- I love it!

What a turn on.

This is like starting all over
again with a total stranger.

You'll like Wade
Hubbard, Vicki.

He's a very special man.

I've known him for 20 years.

If you're so close, seems
you'd be in touch more often.

Well, he's a
professional gambler.

He has to go where
the action is.

You know, las
Vegas, monte Carlo.

There he is.

Merrill.

Wade.

Ha ha!

Welcome aboard.

Captain merrill stubing.

And this has got to be Vicki.

Hi.

Hi, Vicki.

Will you marry me?

I'm the father.

Shouldn't you ask me?

I don't want to marry you.

[Laughs]

It's been a long time.

Yes it has.

Too long.

Oh, I brought you
something, Vicki.

Oh.

For me?

Yeah.

They're gorgeous.

Wade, aren't you overdoing it?

Oh, relax, merrill.

I didn't pay for them.

A long shot at Santa
Anita picked up the tab.

I don't know what you
mean by a long shot,

but I'd sure like to
know more about it.

Well?

Excuse me.

How do I find aloha
deck, cabin 350?

Oh, through those doors, turn
left, and it's one deck down.

Aloha 350?

That's a single cabin, isn't it?

Uh-huh.

But let's hope it's not
a permanent condition.

Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe it, boss.

Out of prison one day, and
here I am, all new duds,

off on a luxury liner.

Nothing's too good for a
pal from the [inaudible] gang.

You're the best safe cracker
in the business, fingers.

Not really.

You were the best
pickpocket, babe.

And Harry, nobody could
run a hold-up any slicker.

Now, let's keep
that all quiet, huh?

As a matter of fact, I think we
ought to check in separately.

Why don't you go first?

Welcome aboard.

You are?

4379284.

I mean, berskey.

I'm mattson berskey.

Mr. Berskey.

Ah-- yes, you are on
fiesta deck, cabin 130.

That's just around to your left.
- Ah-ha.

Enjoy your cruise.

I will.

It's so great being out.

You mean, out to sea?

No, just out.

Uh, fingers.

[Inaudible] Are
very nice here.

Why don't you go
up and get unpacked?

We'll meet you up on deck later.

Yeah.

When are you gonna
tell him, Harry?

Hey, fingers ain't gonna
be no problem, especially

when he knows we're
going to be spliting

up a half a million bucks.

Are you sure the ship
carries that much dough?

I got the straight word.

They bring that much on
board for the gamling casino.

And it's all in the ship's safe.

But it's all gonna
go home with us.

Oh, I'm crazy about
you, you big lug.

So what gave you the
idea to go to a fat farm?

Well, you did for one thing.

I got tired of everybody always
teasing me about my weight.

I finally decided to
do something about it.

I still got some pounds to go,
but well on the way, right?

Well, I can't believe it.

Under my chubby little Phil,
you were hiding Burt Reynolds.

Hey, if I I had known this
was gonna be your reaction,

I would've done it years ago.

I'll go get us some drinks.

Hurry back.

Hi there.

Hi.

Please say he's not married.

Huh?

Who?

That guy you we're
just talking to.

Oh, no.

He's not married.

Great.

Waht does that mean, great?

Well, it gives me
someone to point for.

Well, point it somewhere else.

He's already taken.

Yours?

We've been going together
for three years now.

He's awfully cute.

Better keep an eye on him.

Saving up for
a rainy day, huh?

Yeah.

I want to buy a
present for my dad.

Tonight's our anniversary.

Oh, anniversary, huh?

Two years ago, he
adopted me officially.

You won't tell him, will you?

About the present, I mean.

I want it to be a surprise.

Which one do you like?

This one.

Oh, that's a very pretty one.

But there's no way i'm
gonna be able to afford it.

I guess I'll just have
to settle for a tie.

I'll tell you what, have
the lady hold it for you.

You're going to buy it.

But how?

I don't have enough money.

I can't--

a nice little horse
is gonna help us out.

I'll meet you in the starlight
deck in half an hour.

I'll be there.

This is the fiesta deck.

Well, maybe he
got lost somewhere.

Oh, here.

Fingers.

Fingers: Present.

Present?

Why didn't you
meet us on deck?

I was waiting for them to
come and unlock the door.

Oh, how stupid I am.

I can't seem to realize
I'm not locked in anymore.

I asked you to be quiet
about that, didn't I?

But now, I can open the door
and go out any time I want.

Can't I?

Sure you can.

I've got great news.

Will you listen a minute?

Let me turn up the volume.

The prison metal
shop was awful noisy.

My ears are kind of shot.

Testing.

Testing.

Say something, harrt.

Does that mean you
can't open safes anymore?

Does it?

Oh, I'm sure I
can still open them.

This hearing aid is great.

But about safe's, Harry--

what about them?

Fingers: You don't
have to worry about me.

I'll never break the law again.

What are you talking about?

Fingers: After all,
you two went straight.

I guess I can too.

Believe me, boss,
you can trust me.

I won't let you down.

I'll never touch another safe.

I promise.

No.

Now, don't worry.

It's still on.

Somehow I'm gonna get him
to use his brain again,

if I can find it.

Ok.

Here I am.

Give me a few more
minutes, Vicki.

I have some homework to finish.

Homework?

Come on.
- No.

I'm being serious.

Figuring out which
horse is going

to run faster than any
of the others in the race

is one of the ways
I earn a living.

And it takes a lot of homework.

Bugaloo baby, chg6f.

Is that English?

Almost.

It means the horse
is a Chestnut gelding

and the race is six furlongs.

Oh, look at that one.

Merry mermaid.

Now, that's a pretty.

It sure is.

But the problem is
that horse couldn't

win a horse race even if all the
other jockeys rode backwards.

I think she's gonna win.

I like the name.

You do, huh?

Well, as long as you're
being scientific about it.

I don't see how we cannot
put a bet on merry mermiad.

Good.

Now, if you can show me where
the ship to shore phone is,

I shall call Las Vegas.

Yes, sir.

[Inaudible]

You betcha.

Hey, honey, how about this
to go with your tux tonight?

It's a little
flashy, isn't it?

Yeah.

It goes with your new body.

I'm not sure i'm
ready for this.

Don't you just love this?

Hi.

Hi.

Take the silk job.

It's you.

You really think so?

Definitely.

Save me a dance at
the party tonight.

Well, he's not really--

that's ok.

I'll do that.

I just love silk.

Can't keep my hands off of it.

See you later.

I think--
I think maybe you're right.

This is probably just a
little bit too flashy.

How about this?

With a tux?

I think I will go
with the silk job.

Like you said, it does
go with the new body.

And when you got it,
flaunt it, right?

Flaunt it.

[Inaudible]

But I'm sure
it's a nice place.

It's been very nice
talking to you.

Hey, come on.

I'll buy you a drink,
a nice strong drink.

And then, we'll talk.

You know I don't drink.

But you know what I would like?

Seltzer water, [inaudible]
Two cents plain.

You kidding?

You know what a two cent
plain's going for nowadays?

It can't cost
more than two cents?

Oh, really?

Isaac, what are you getting
for bubble water today?

Imported?

A dollar and a quarter.

A dollar and a quarter?

Forget it.

Excuse us.

Listen, you're coming out into
a whole different world, pal.

You're gonna need a lot of
money just to even get by maybe,

a lot of money.

What did we pay for gas in the
old days for the getaway car?

19 cents a gallon.

What?

You ready?

$1.34 today.

Oh, come on.

You don't believe it?

Ask him.

A dollar.

How much is gasoline?

Gasoline?

Yeah.

Oh, well, we don't
serve much of that here.

I suggest you stick
with the bubbly water.

No.
No.

For the car.

What do you pay for gas today?

Oh, anywhere from a
dollar and a quarter.

Gee.

I was hoping to open
a little fix it shop.

But if everything's
at these prices--

excuse us.

There might be a way.

What do you mean?

I understand there's
a half a million

in cash in this ship's safe.

Well, you want to go
straight, don't you?

You're gonna need some money
to get started, won't you?

We knock off the
ship's safe so that we

can keep you from sliding
back into a life of crime.

You know what I mean?

I guess so.

Boy, Harry, you
know, going straight

is more confusing
than I thought.

It's an easy job.

It's like rolling out of bed.

The last time I had a job
easy as rolling out of bed,

I rolled right into prison.

All set, honey?

Ta-da!

Wow, you look gorgeous.

So do you.

Yeah, that, uh--
what's her name--

sheena was right.

This shirt really
does feel good.

Try it.

Nice.

Phil, I have a better idea.

Since it's been
such a long day, why

don't we just skip
the festivities

and have an early
meal in the cabin,

and we can watch a
little television?

Sweetheart, there's
no television on a ship.

Well, then I'll just
have to find some other way

to keep you occupied.

Now, but first, we're
gonna have a chance

to do something you
never had a chance to do

with the old Philadelphia fats.

We're going to dance up a storm.

Oh, but Phil, it's
gonna be so crowded.

So what?

That'll give me a chance
to show off my lady.

Come on, what do you say?

Ok.

But I want you to
know that nobody

else is gonna get a chance to
see how nice that shirt feels.

No winners.

Thank you very much.

[Wolf whistle]

Set your next bets, please.

Hey, you sure look
beautiful, beautiful.

Thanks.

Feel like joining
us for dinner tonight?

Sorry, fellas, she's
dining with me tonight.

I have something for you.

$200?

I don't understand.

Merry mermaid won.

She won?

She really did?

By six lengths going away.

She paid 20 to 1.

But this money
isn't really mine.

I mean--
- it certainly is.

If we'd have lost, i'd
have taken your money.

After all, you picked the horse.

Vicki did?

She sure did.

Then it's really mine?

Every dime, baby.

What are you gonna do
with all that loot, Vic?

You'll find out later.

Here, here.

Give this to the guy and
tell him to lock it up.

And that way, you'll
have a chance to find

out what the safe looks like.

What's in it?

Blank paper, nothing.

But he won't lock up an
envelope with nothing in it.

He don't know there's
nothing in it, dummy.

You're smart, Harry.

That's why you're always boss.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Would you lock this
up in the safe for me?

Certainly.

Be glad to do it.

Just come this way.
- Thank you.

It's nothing.

Uh, how do you know that?

Hey, well, would you
lock it up anyway?

I'm sure, uh, it'll be
very safe in your safe.

You probably have
a very safe safe.

The safest of places.

Besides, uh, nobody would
ever try to knock off a--

a safe way out here
in the ocean, never.

Now, we'll put your valuables
in a safe deposit box.

We really just use
the safe for ship's--

it's all the same to me.

Uh, I don't know the
slightest thing about safes.

One's just like another to me.

I see you've got a
burgess stillwell 210

series, triple bolted, with a
concentric multi-cam cylinder

intrusions.

Just a wild guess.

Here's your key.

See, it takes two keys
to open these boxes,

so your valuables will
be as safe in here

as they would be in there.

Safer.

Sorry I was late.

I had some, uh, last minute
things to take care of.

Hello, Vicki.

Happy anniversary, sweetheart.

It's a token of my love
and a thank you for two

of the best years of my life.

I love it, daddy,
and I love you, too.

Thank you.

Here, let me
put it on for you.

Ok.

How does it look?

I think it's perfect on you.

Don't you think so?

Yes, it's fine, honey.

It's just fine.

Open it now.

Oh.

What a beautiful watch.

Vicki, how could
you ever affo--

I bought it.

Mr. Hubbard made
a bet, and I won.

It's true, merrill.

She picked the horse.

Well, way to go.

Next time, pick one for me.

Yes, but Vicki,
you still shouldn't

have spent so much money.

Well, that's ok, daddy.

Mr. Hubbard says i'm
gonna win a lot more.

She's a natural, merrill.

She's got the instincts.

And she's beautiful.

Well, when you grow up,
honey, you're gonna be one

lady who can beat the system.

Boy, the guys in the old
cell block should see me now.

Gee, where'd you learn
all these fancy steps?

At the fat farm,
one of the exercises.

We had dance class
three times a day.

Nothing to it.

Honey, I can't believe it.
Did you see that?

Women wanting to dance with me!

Did you see it?

I saw.

Listen, sweetie, why
don't we call it a night?

You must be exhausted.

Patty, this is a vacation.

We don't have to get up early.

I'm raring to go!

Oh.

Well, I tell you what, sweetie.

I'm bushed, so why
I don't I turn--

come on, philsy.

Never mind.

Let's dance.

So you two have been laying
low all these years, huh?

We even changed our names.

Big Harry arona and babe are
now Mr. and Mrs. Harold hanley.

Harry manages a car wash.

I work at the hospital
as a receptionist.

We have the cutest little
house in the valley.

He raises begonias,
the greatest.

Oh!

Yeah, but that dull
life is all finished.

Uh, listen, we'd
better get started.

We're not gonna do
it tonight, are we?

Why not?

Met a nice lady
this afternoon,

and I invited her to go dancing.

That's ok, go for it.

We can always pull the
job tomorrow night.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, there she is.

See you later.

Thanks.

Honey, he's entitled
to one night of fun

after being away so long.

Relax, honey.

A little dancing won't hurt him.

And besides, he'll be in better
shape to do the job for us.

I'm not so sure.

That clown is liable to
step on his own fingers.

You know--

Boy, I really hated to leave.

They're gonna be dancing
up there for hours.

Honey, you sure you
don't wanna go back?

Positive.

I have been dying to get
out of there all night.

Oh, of course you
wanted to leave.

You never wanted to go.

What's the matter with me?

Here we are, two lovers
separated for months,

a romantic night, and i'm
making like John Travolta

while you're in the
mood for love, hmm?

Oh, honey, are you
sure you're not tired?

No.

The old, tubby me
would have been,

but now, I've got the
energy of a teenager.

[Phone rings]

Hello?

Yeah, that's me.

Uh, hang on a minute.

I'll ask.

The gang wants us to
come back to the dance.

No, Patty's not in the mood.

No, I'd better not.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye bye.

Honey, I've got an idea.

Why don't-- Patty?

Patty?

[Knocking]

Come on, Phil!

The dance is still going.

Julie (on loudspeaker) Good
morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Shore launches
for cabo San Lucas

are now boarding passengers.

Why don't you come
ashore with us, merrill?

We'll have some fun.

Oh, please, daddy?

I'm sorry, but I have
too much to do on board.

Mr. Hubbard!
Vicki!

Oh, good.

We'd thought we'd miss you.

Listen, if you find any action
ashore, we want part of it.

Yeah, whatever Vicki bets
on, put us down for 10 bucks.

Apiece.

Ok, you've got it.

Wish us luck.

I'm afraid you're out of luck.

I don't think you're gonna find
any gambling in cabo San Lucas.

Oh, come on, merrill.

There's no place in the world a
man can't find a little action

if he knows where to look.

[Horn honks]

Uh-oh, the launch is
getting ready to go.

You guys better leave.

Ok, Princess, let's find
ourselves a car and driver.

- Bye, daddy!
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye, honey.

Did you hear that, man?

Yeah.

A car and driver.

Hey, man, he's teaching
Vicki all his smooth moves.

Are you ok?

Never better.

You know, the least you
could've done last night

was to wake me up.

You were exhausted.

The girls said I
shouldn't wake you up.

That was thoughtful of them.

Hi.

Looking for a running mate?

Phil: You bet.

I'll go with you.

No, that's ok.
You rest for a while.

No, no, no, I'm coming.

Here I come now.

Ok, up, donner.

Up, blitzen.

Patty, forget it.

You're out of shape.

Don't worry, I'll
take good care of him.

Patty?

Huh?

You all right?

Fine.

It's just that I find having
Clark Kent turn into Superman

wasn't quite as thrilling
as I thought it would be.

You're not worried
about the competition?

Oh, no, the competition
doesn't bother me.

It's just that i'm
beginning to think

that the fat that
came off of his body

all may have gone to his head.

Hey, sleeping--
sleeping beauty.

What, you gonna sleep all day?

I didn't get much
rest last night,

worrying about my old buddies
in the safe-cracking business.

Gasoline's so expensive,
how can they afford

to use their blowtorches?

Julie (on loudspeaker)
We hope you enjoyed

your visit to cabo San Lucas.

Next stop, our home
port of Los Angeles.

Ok, keep both feet together
like that, nice and loose.

Or alternate feet, if you like.

Or you might want
to try this one.

Uh, I think I'll wait
till the next cruise, doc.

Hi, guys.

Hi, sweetheart.

I was just showing him
some rope-skipping routines.

Now, you keep that
up, you'll stay slim.

Thanks, doc.

Thought you might
be ready for lunch.

Oh, didn't I tell you?

Those two girls, you
know, they keep--

they've been bugging me
to have lunch with them.

I couldn't keep saying no.

You don't mind,
sweetheart, do you?

You know something, Phil?

I really don't.

I knew you wouldn't.

You can join us
later, if you want.

That'd be ok.

Goodbye, Phil.

Oh, daddy, I had
such a wonderful time.

Oh, good.

Look at the doll
Mr. Hubbard bought me.

It's handmade, one of a kind,
and it didn't cost anything.

It didn't?

Uh-uh.

We made a bet, and
we won lots of money.

Mr. Hubbard is fantastic.

Vicki, I'm glad you like Wade.

I like him, too, a lot.

I wanna be just like
him when I grow up.

I'm gonna live in all
those foreign places

and have the best of everything.

But that isn't
always possible.

Well, I know.

Sometimes, when you don't
have the money for a taxi,

you have to take the bus.

But then you bet again, and
you win some more money.

It's easy.

It's not that easy.

Vicki, life is more
than just a choice

between a bus and a taxi.

The work you do, the
way you make your money,

is as important as
the money itself.

But Mr. Hubbard makes
money without working.

That's just the
trap I don't want you

to fall into, that philosophy.

Vicki, there's a reward in
doing a job that something

for nothing can never equal.

There is?

I know it doesn't
sound glamorous,

but promise me you'll
think about it.

It's important to me.

All right, daddy.

I'll think about it, I promise.

But first, I've gotta go
show this doll to Julie.

She'll never
believe it was free!

Honey, I'm sorry I'm late.

I'll get dressed in two shakes.

Patty?

Julie?

Yes?

Um, have you seen Patty?

Uh-huh.

She moved to fiesta 136.

Moved?

Yeah.

Now, this is all
gonna be very--

huh?

Huh?

I said that sailor has the
door key to the back room

in his pocket, and we need it.

A sailor?

Nothing to it.

Hi, big boy.

Hi.

Sure is a nice night
for a little walk on deck.

Sure is.

Babe always could get
guys to take her anywhere.

I remember.

- Good night.
- Hey.

Hmm?

Hey, uh, I was-- oh!

Are you all right, madam?

Oh, yes.

Good night, then.

Good girl.

You're wonderful, honey.

Listen, we'll see
you later, all right?

What's the matter?

He called me madam.

Here, hold this.

Get started.

[Dial turning]

It's not making any clicks.

What do you mean?

Did you say something?

Yeah.

That explains it.

Nothing wrong with the safe.

It's my hearing aid.

My battery's dead.

Your battery's dead?

You say something?

My battery's dead.

So are we.

Know what?

Maybe you can listen for me.

Tell me when it clicks
and when it clacks.

Move over.

Click.

You say something?

Click!

Sure it wasn't a clack?

Clack.

Clack?

Maybe halfway, a--
a clickety-clack.

A clickety-clack
or a clackety-click?

What's going on?

What are you doing here?

I'm breaking our
engagement, Phil.

What?

Oh, come on, Patty.

You can't be jealous just
because a couple of women--

no, I'm not jealous, honestly.

Well, if you're not
jealous, then what?

Phil, I don't know
who you are anymore.

And I don't know what
you're talking about.

You are not the
same man that I

knew and loved two months ago.

No, I'm not.

I left half of that man
back on a fat farm in Texas.

Maybe the wrong half.

Oh, Patty.

Come on, honey.

Look, what's inside
hasn't changed.

Now, what do you really want?

What I really want is
my old Phil Manning back.

But if I can't have that,
then I guess I'll just have

to settle for dinner instead.

Excuse me, Phil.

Hi, merrill.

You wanted to see me?

Why, you look like
you just found

some termites in the hull.

Why the long face?

It's Vicki.

Vicki?

What's the problem?

You.

Me?

What are you-- what
are you talking about?

I'm worried about
your influence over her

and all those expensive gifts.

Like this watch, for instance.

Where does a child her age come
off buying something like this?

Oh, come on, merrill.

You're talking about
a couple of trinkets.

Wade, you're
destroying her values.

Because I believe
in going first class,

living for the moment?

It's my lifestyle.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, for you.

But you made that decision
as an adult. Vicki

is far too young to make
a judgment of that kind.

She needs more time.

Ok.

Let's say you're right.

But what's the big deal?

I'll be gone tomorrow
and so will your problem.

Wrong.

To her, you're a
glamorous, exciting figure.

She's blinded by your glitter.

It's gonna take a
lot of painful work

to undo that impression,
if it can be done at all.

It'll never work.

Huh?

It's getting where
I can't tell tell

the clicks from the clacks.

I got fresh
batteries in my cabin.

Well, then let's get out
of here and fix your earplug.

You go first, make sure
the coast is clear.

Oh, here you go.

I got it.

Fingers?

Where are you?

Who are you looking for?

Don't do that!

That was a real
high-stakes game.

The sheikh won a golf club.

Just a golf club?

All 36 holes and a clubhouse.

Hi, Isaac.

Hi.
- Hello, Vicki.

Hey.

Oh, I thought you'd
be in the casino by now.

Pretty soon.

Oh, I wish I
could go with you.

I'll bet we'd clean 'em out.

I don't think that'd
be a very good idea.

I know, the captain would
probably skin me alive.

If I could only convince
him how lucky we always are.

Yeah.

You certainly were lucky for
gopher and me this afternoon.

Winning sure beats working.

Yeah.

Well, I gotta go.

I promised Julie I'd help her
with the ping-pong tournament.

Hold on a minute,
Vicki, will you?

I noticed this afternoon that
the clasp was a little loose.

Yeah, it sure is.

Why don't I have
it fixed for you,

or you'll have pearls
running all over the deck?

Thanks.

I'll be at the casino later.

You can pick them up there.

Ok.

Good luck.

I'm glad babe made
us have dinner first.

I always do better after a meal.

Raises the blood sugar
count in my fingers.

All right, get at it.

You want your envelope back?

I got the key for it.

The safe, the safe!

Come on!

Beautiful.

Just like music.

Can you hear all right?

[Dial turning]

[Safe clicks]

You can't do it!

I did it.

It's open.

You're kidding.

You did it.

You did it!

Come here!

I love it!

Hi.

Oh, hi, Julie.

Beautiful night, isn't it?

Oh, it sure is.

Too beautiful to spend alone.

Mm-hmm, my sentiments exactly.

Well, then maybe you'd like
to meet a friend of mine.

Oh, thanks, Julie,
but I don't think so.

Not right now.

Well, you might like him.

He's pretty special
um, miss billett,

may I introduce Mr.
Philadelphia fats?

I think we've met.

Oh.

Well, in that case,
if you'll excuse me.

What are you doing
in that silly suit?

Oh, I plan to fill it out--

with real blubber, of course.

Why?

You look sensational.

Your new body's a smash.

I know.

But if it means losing
you, it's not worth it.

Do you really think how
much you weigh could actually

affect how much I loved you?

Maybe not, but it affected
how much I loved me.

Old Philadelphia fats
never got any attention.

Now, with a new body, I
got too much attention.

I guess I just
couldn't handle it.

"Couldn't"?

Past tense?

Very past tense.

Thinking about spending the
rest of my life without you,

there's just no way.

I wanna come home, Patty.

Fat or skinny, can I come home?

Oh, Phil.

Fat or skinny, you are home.

Dealer: We have 27 red.

We have no winners, no
winners except on odd.

Excuse me, sir.

Place your bets,
place your bets.

Are you winning?

I'm afraid not.

Well, you will.

Did you fix my pearls?

Oh, about those.

Um, I was starting
on a hot streak,

and I figured you'd
want in on it.

And this other player offered
me cash for them, so, uh--

you mean, you sold my pearls?

Honey, he gave
me $250 for them.

That's pretty good, isn't it?

But you gave them to me.

But they didn't cost you
anything, so stop whining.

The bottom line
is I blew the 250.

Then they're gone?

Yeah, but if i'd
have won, you'd have

had four strings of pearls.

Look, those are the breaks.

I wish you would've
asked me first.

I'd have never
sold your present.

Won't you stop
acting like a crybaby

and learn to take your lumps?

And shape up.

Dealer: Around we go again.

No more.

2 black.

[Cork popping]

Oh, happy days are here again!

Here.

I never touch the stuff.

Here, honey.

Ah, we did it.

We did it!

You know what this means?

Yup.

Means we're on the lam again.

Yeah.

You'd sure never go back to
that little house no more.

I hope somebody
waters your begonias.

Well, if nobody's
gonna say it, I will.

It ain't worth it!

Come on, babe!

No, I mean it!

We've been kidding ourselves.

All these years, we've been
waiting to make that one

big score to make us happy.

And you know something?

We already were happy.

We don't need this.

Well, maybe we don't, but--

but fingers does.

No, not really.

Hildegarde-- she's
my lady friend--

she's got a nice little
mom-and-pop store.

Only now she's a widow,
it's just the mom store,

and she's kind of shopping
around for a new pop.

Oh, boy.

And I was hoping that the
old arona gang would--

would finish up in a--

in a Blaze of glory!

It will, Harry.

It is gonna finish
in a Blaze of glory.

We're gonna do something
that no other gang ever did.

Like what?

Like putting
all the loot back.

Oh!

It's ok by me.

I just won't buy gasoline.

One thing, babe--

are you really trying to say we
shouldn't go through with this

because we've grown too old?

No, Harry.

Because we've grown too wise.

Oh, philsy?

Hi.

We missed you
last night, and you

missed the time of your life.

I don't think I did.

Bye.

Hey, Phil, Patty.

Hey, Patty, Phil.

I hope you
enjoyed your cruise.

Oh, we certainly did.

Listen, Phil.

You know, you're
really something else.

No desserts, no goodies--

I mean, you really
have willpower.

I bet you can resist anything.

Not quite, Isaac.

Not quite.

Bye.

So long.

Come see us again.

Merrill.

Oh, I hear you had a run
of bad luck last night.

It happens.

Occupational hazard.

Lose much?

More than I've
ever lost before.

Did Vicki tell you about
my selling her pearls?

Yes, and I believe
that about as much as I

believe in the tooth fairy.

I'm gonna tell her the truth.

No, no, you don't know
how much that tempts me.

No, we've gotta
play out the hand,

or this whole lesson
will be wasted.

Let her hate me a little longer.

Oh, I don't think
she hates you.

Well, some day when she's old
enough to see things straight,

you give her back her pearls
and tell her that old Mr. Lucky

really did care.

Wade.

You didn't lose last night.

You've never been a bigger
winner in your life.

Well, I hope you folks
enjoyed your cruise.

Oh, we sure did.

I wouldn't trade it for,
uh, a million bucks.

Or, uh, half a
million, anyway.

Excuse me, there
are some people

waiting to get their things
out of the safe deposit boxes.

Doc, I know.

I lost my key.

I sent for the chief purser.

Hmm?

Oh!

Uh, well, i--

I'll say goodbye.

Ok, bye bye.

- Bye.
- Bye bye.

Bye.

I don't understand it.

I always keep it right in this--

I mean, if you-- if you
can't remember the combination,

Sonny, it's 38, 11, and 22.

Uh--

what's the matter?

That's it.

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