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"Love
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exciting and new
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come aboard
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we're expecting you.
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Love
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life's sweetest reward
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let it flow
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it floats back to you
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the love boat
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soon will be making another run
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the love boat
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promises something for everyone
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set a course for adventure
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your mind on a new romance
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love won't hurt anymore
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it's an open smile on a
friendly shore
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yes, love
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welcome aboard, it's love"
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Danny:
Hello!
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Julie:
Danny, Paul, Lee and Carl, right?
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Danny:
Hey, that's pretty good.
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How'd you know?
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Julie:
Trick of the trade.
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Just don't ask me which one of
you is which.
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All right?
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You're in one-seventeen and
one-nineteen on the fiesta deck.
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Carl:
Oh, thanks.
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I...understand that there's a
lot of action on this ship.
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Julie:
Nothing but. All day, all night.
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It just doesn't quit.
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Danny:
Well, that's great.
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Julie:
No, I mean it.
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We got bingo, shuffleboard,
ping-pong.
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You name it, we've got it.
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Carl:
Great plan.
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Comin' on a cruise.
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Julie:
Oh, if you were talking about female companionship, don't
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We've got lots of opportunities.
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Carl:
Well, that's good, 'cause Danny here is about as available as
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Danny:
You make it sound like I'm only after one thing.
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Carl:
Aren't you?
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Danny:
No.
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Grandma:
Believe me, Shirley, this is the place for you to find a husband.
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Shirley:
Grandma...
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Grandma:
I won't say another word.
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Shirley:
Come on, gram, this is your birthday present.
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I brought you on this cruise so
that we could have fun, not so you could find me a husband.
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Grandma:
I gave my promise and I'm going to stick to it.
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No interference in your life.
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You're a big girl now, you know
what you're doing.
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You don't need a meddling old
lady.
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Shirley:
Oh, gram...
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Julie:
Well, now you've had the grand tour.
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Barry:
Ah, the love boat.
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It's a big waterbed.
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I heard of sex, but this is
going overboard.
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Julie:
Boy, you haven't changed a bit.
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Barry:
Yeah, but you have.
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I can't get over it.
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I really can't.
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I remember you when you were
this big...
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And here you are the cruise
director of a big, beautiful floatel.
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I bet your dad's tickled pink.
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Julie:
He is and he asked me to say hello to you, mr.Keith
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Barry:
Barry...barry.
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Julie:
Oh...
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Hardy:
His delivery is so good.
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Barry:
Hardy Stevens!
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One of the biggest agents we
have here in the business.
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Hardy:
Barry.
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Barry:
Now if you came on this boat to sign me up, forget it...
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I'm on vacation.
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Hardy:
Right, Barry, anything you say.
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Barry:
Don't be such a sore loser.
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Grandma:
Yoo-hoo...sailor person.
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Gopher:
Welcome aboard, ladies.
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I'm yeoman purser Smith.
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How can I help you?
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Shirley:
Hello.
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I'm Shirley Warner.
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This is my grandmother
mrs.Warner
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grandma:
We'd like to have our meals at a table for singles.
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Barry:
I'll tell you...That hotel was murder.
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The rooms were so small you had
to go out in the hall just to change your mind.
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Barry:
Whoa...wait a minute.
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Aren't you gonna escort me to my
suite?
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Julie:
Well, Barry see, according to this you're not exactly in a
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Barry:
Well, that's okay.
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I remember when I started at the
thunderbird they overbooked the hotel so much,
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they could only put me up in a
broom closet.
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I had a choice...Sleep or sweep.
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So that's it...
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I'm gonna be up on the deck.
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I'll socialize.
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Mingle with the little people.
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You know how it is.
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Julie:
I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time.
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Hey, here's the elevator.
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Barry:
Hey, I got scared.
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I thought this was my room
first.
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But look at that, a captive
audience.
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What do you know about that?
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Did you ever hear the story
about the one-armed...
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Captain:
Welcome aboard, ladies.
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I'm captain stubing.
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Shirley:
Hello.
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Grandma:
Hello.
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You're captain stubing.
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Captain:
Yes.
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Grandma:
Well, Leonard Keller never stopped mentioning your name.
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Captain:
Leonard Keller?
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Grandma:
Yeah, he took this cruise about four years ago...Pale...Frail.
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And when he came home, he had
put on twelve pounds.
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Said he never felt healthier in
his life.
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Captain:
Well, that's just marvelous...
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Well, how is Leonard Keller?
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Grandma: Uh...Oh...He died.
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Captain:
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Grandma:
Yeah.
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Well, that's life...
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Come on, Shirley.
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Isaac:
No, it's cool.
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I got a friend who owes me a
favor.
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Julie:
Thank you.
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Isaac:
Listen, I got another friend who owes me some caviar.
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Julie:
No, that's okay, Isaac.
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I just want Barry to feel like
he's still on top.
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You know, when he was a star he
gave my dad
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his start in the business.
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Isaac:
No kidding?
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You know I think I remember
Barry when I was a kid.
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Didn't he used to appear on the
ed Sullivan show?
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Julie:
Yeah, he was on all those shows then.
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Isaac:
And didn't he wear a crazy hat and carry a cane?
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Julie:
He still does.
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Isaac:
And didn't he tell old jokes?
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Julie:
He still does.
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But he sure deserves more than
the cheapest cabin on the ship...
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Thanks again.
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Isaac:
Any time.
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Barry:
Coming.
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Julie:
Special delivery.
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Compliments of the captain.
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Barry:
Captain?...
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How nice.
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I guess you're old enough to
have a little bubbly these days.
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Julie:
Yeah...
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Oh, Barry, it's been such a long
time since I've seen you.
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Barry:
You remember when you were just a little bitty thing
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and your dad used to bring you
backstage?
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Julie:
I remember.
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Barry:
Your father was one of the nicest persons I ever helped.
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Julie:
Well, if you hadn't helped my father, he might not have gone
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Barry:
Speaking of show business...What do you do here on board?
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I mean, you got any
entertainment here?
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Julie:
Oh, yeah...
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There's a terrific combo in the
acapulco lounge and we've got some great acts down there...
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Barry: I know what you're
thinking.
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You're wondering if old uncle
Barry will do his act.
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I'll tell you, Julie, I really
came on the cruise to take a rest.
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Julie:
Oh, I wouldn't dream of imposing on you.
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I'm sure the last thing you want
to do while you're on this ship is to work.
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Barry:
Julie, if it'll help you out, I'll do fifteen minutes.
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Not my whole act.
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Julie:
Well, I'd love it.
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But I really don't think that's
necessary.
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Barry:
Fine with me, but do you think I should disappoint the captain?
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Julie:
Captain?
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Barry:
Come on, Julie...Why do you think he sent the champagne for?
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Danny:
Gonna...take a picture?
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Girl:
No, I'm going bowling...Can't you tell by my shoes?
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Danny:
That's...that's funny...That's funny.
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You know this...Photography
thing must be fascinating.
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You got so many things to shoot
here...
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Hey...
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Hey, why don't you take a
picture of...Mister man-about-boat?
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Girl:
I don't do still life...And you're blocking my light.
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Danny:
Where would you like me to move?
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Girl: Cleveland.
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Dave:
Sorry...
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Shirley?
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Shirley: Dave?...
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Dave king.
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Oh, what a...
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How are you?
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I haven't seen you since the
reunion.
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Dave:
Well, what's...What's it been...Five years?
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Shirley:
Just about...
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I hear you got married.
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Dave:
Also...we're divorced.
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Shirley:
Oh.
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Dave:
Say, how 'bout you, are you...Still single?
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Shirley:
Yeah, still single.
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Dave:
That's great.
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Shirley:
Not according to my grandmother...Oh!
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Gram...gram, come here, I want
you to meet somebody.
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Gram:
Oh...
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Shirley:
You remember my grandmother.
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Dave:
What a wonderful character.
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Shirley:
She hasn't mellowed with age...
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Gram, you remember Dave king.
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I went with him in my senior
year.
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Dave:
Hello, mrs.Warner
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gram:
Uh...dave king, Dave king...
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Shirley always has so many
fellas...
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I have to figure a way to
remember them all...
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Oh...yeah...oh, now I remember,
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you were...O.D.D.
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Old...desoto...
Dandruff.
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Dave:
Well, actually, I got rid of them both.
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Think she's got me pretty well
pegged alright.
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Gram:
Well...listen, David...Since you graduated,
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What've you been doin' with
yourself?
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Dave: Well, I'm a teacher.
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Gram:
How wonderful.
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Did you hear that Shirley?
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A teacher.
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What college do you teach at?
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Dave:
Oh, no, no.
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I...i don't teach college.
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I...i teach sixth grade
arithmetic.
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Gram:
Oh...excuse me...I have to talk to her in private...
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It's very important.
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Shirley:
Excuse me Dave, I'll be right back.
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Shirley:
Gram, are you gonna start again?
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Gram:
I am not interfering with you, I'm talking to you as a friend.
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He's not right for you.
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Shirley:
What is this right for me?
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He's a person I know.
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I'm talking to him.
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Gram:
Do you know what a school teacher makes?
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On his pay he is probably a
stowaway.
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Shirley:
Oh, gram, honestly.
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Gram:
Far be it for me to tell you what to do.
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But...but this is a place for
you to find a nice boy.
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Promise me that you won't spend
all your time with Mr.
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Wrong?
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Shirley:
I promise.
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Gram:
And that you will go and mix and mingle.
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Shirley:
I'll mix.
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I'll mingle.
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Gram:
Maybe show a little more cleavage.
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Paul:
You're a man, right?
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You're nineteen years old.
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Danny:
And a half...Nineteen and a half.
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Paul:
You're a freshman in college, one of the finest pledges in our
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You just got this one little
problem.
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You're still...Oh...What's the
word I'm looking for?
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Carl:
Virgin.
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Paul:
That's the word...So what are you sitting around doing nothing
251
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There is a boat loaded with
women.
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You're the one who said by the
time I get to acapulco.
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Danny:
Yes, sir.
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Carl:
Come on.
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Lay off of him.
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Will you two leave.
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Paul:
You know there are worse things in the world than being...In
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Carl:
Yeah, you can have a couple of broken legs.
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Danny:
My brother has the same problem.
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Paul:
Your brother?
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The attorney?
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Danny:
No, my brother the little league pitcher.
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But as soon as he hits puberty,
watch out.
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Barry:
Ha...ha...now we're comin' to the punch...
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Waiter, hey...Hey, come here,
come here...
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Bring me a pint of oysters and
hold the pearls.
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Now that's the first
joke...Wanna hear a second one?
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Doc:
He could wipe the smile off the Mona Lisa.
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Julie:
I don't know what to do.
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He's angling for me to put him
in the show.
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Doc:
Just tell him we have a new entertainment policy.
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We only use entertainers.
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Julie:
Thanks.
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Barry:
Say, captain, would you pass me the butter please?
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I would appreciate it very
much...
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If I could only get the waiter
over here I'd appreciate this even a lot more...
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That's the way it is with
folks...They take advantage and all that stuff.
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Hey, here you go.
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Danny:
Hello...
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I couldn't help but notice you
here.
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You certainly are attractive...I
was wondering if you'd like to...
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(Loud horn)
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Girl: What?
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(Loud horn)
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Danny:
(Yelling) Come down to my cabin tonight.
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It's been nice talkin' to you.
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Girl:
Aha...
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Paul:
How many days does he have left?
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Carl:
I don't know, but he's gonna need every one of them.
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Barry:
Oh boy...
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So then the guy says...
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Listen, how do I know that you
know whether there are six hundred and fifty-two cows in
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How?
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He said, that's easy, you count
the legs and divide by four...
295
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Isn't that wild?
296
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Hah?
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Isn't that beautiful?
298
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I mean...I mean...Well...
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Oh, excuse me...I don't fool
around with young people...
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Hey, Julie, how are you?
301
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,376
Now when am I on the bill?
302
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,879
I mean...I'm a headline you
know, I don't go on first.
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Julie:
Well, uh, Barry, I haven't actually had time to reschedule
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I uh...
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Barry:
Ah, details.
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I'll leave that to you.
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00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,723
Listen, I gotta go rehearse.
308
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,764
I'll see you later, huh kiddo.
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00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:19,397
You don't have to thank me...I'd
do anything for you...
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What do you say, captain?
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00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,726
Hey, who's watchin' the store?
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Captain:
Yeah...
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He was bothering you too, hm?
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Julie:
Who?
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Mr.keith
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bothering me?
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Why he's the funniest man in the
world.
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Captain:
Miss McCoy, there is funny ha ha, there is funny peculiar...
319
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Woody Allen is funny ha
ha...Buttering one's hand is funny peculiar.
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Julie:
You're right, sir...But he's expecting me to put him in the
321
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Captain:
Well, you're the officer in charge of entertainment.
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Tell him no.
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Julie:
But he's an old friend of my father's.
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I feel obligated.
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Captain:
Then put him in.
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Julie:
But he's not funny.
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00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,058
Captain:
Then don't put him in.
328
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,265
Julie:
But I like him and it means so much to him.
329
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,565
Captain:
Then put him in.
330
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Julie:
But I have a responsibility to the other passengers...
331
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Captain:
Then don't put him in!
332
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:13,532
Miss McCoy, when one is in a
position of authority, one has to make difficult decisions.
333
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:18,325
Decisions that affect people's
lives, but you have to do it...You have to be rough.
334
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,328
Julie:
Thank you, sir.
335
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:26,415
I'm going to be honest and tell
him he stinks and he's not going on.
336
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,133
Captain:
That's rough.
337
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,718
Danny:
Hi there.
338
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,643
Barbara:
Hi.
339
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,273
Danny:
Do you live around here?...
340
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,316
Nice talking to you.
341
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,622
Doc:
Just take one of these before bedtime, it'll help you to
342
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,617
Gram:
I hope so.
343
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,662
Things go whirling around in my
head all night.
344
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,787
Doc:
Well, what kind of things?
345
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,334
Gram:
Family things.
346
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,297
There's so much left unfinished.
347
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,338
And I'm not getting any younger.
348
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,222
Doc:
Well, you're just as young as you feel, mrs.Warner
349
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,550
and you feel pretty young to
me...
350
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,505
A little medical joke.
351
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,005
Gram:
Doctor, your hand.
352
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:18,846
Doc:
Yeah.
353
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,851
I've got one on the other arm,
too.
354
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,943
Gram:
There's no wedding ring.
355
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,189
Doc:
Right.
356
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,520
Mrs.warner, is this a proposal?
357
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,186
Gram:
Ha...ha...
358
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,534
Doc:
How 'bout your insomnia?
359
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,069
Gram:
What insomnia?
360
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,702
Soon I'll be sleeping like a
baby.
361
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,240
Doc:
What about that, I'm a faith healer.
362
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:43,544
Gram:
How would you like to meet a young, gorgeous sexy person?
363
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,922
Doc:
I've already met one today.
364
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,210
Gram:
It's my granddaughter, Shirley.
365
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:54,715
She's got a brand new car, she's
got a stereo tape-deck...
366
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,260
Doc:
Mrs. Warner
367
00:18:56,343 --> 00:19:00,513
I've been accused of many things
but being a fortune hunter isn't one of them.
368
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,517
What kind of car?
369
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:03,389
Believe me, mrs.Warner
370
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,725
I'd love to meet her, but
really...
371
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,941
Gram:
Shall we say in the acapulco lounge seven o'clock?
372
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:09,822
Doc:
Oh, seven.
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00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,068
I've got an awful lot of things
to do.
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00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:11,939
Gram:
Wonderful.
375
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,695
I'll see you then.
376
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,448
Doc:
Another fine mess you've got me into.
377
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:22,412
Barry:
How's that?
378
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,414
That all right?
379
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,365
Yeah, sounds all right.
380
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,084
Bring it up a little bit.
381
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,213
Yeah.
382
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,630
Let's do it that
way...Testing...One, two, three...
383
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,917
Yeah, that sounds alright.
384
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,005
Hold it right there.
385
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:38,889
Hey, Ronnie...Give me the
spotlight...That's good.
386
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,719
You know it'd be a good idea if
you all would sit on my head and do the parady, right?
387
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,767
Good...julie, how are you?
388
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,481
Just straightening out the
spotlight.
389
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,397
Julie:
Can I talk to you a minute, Barry?
390
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,111
Barry:
Yeah...sure.
391
00:19:52,190 --> 00:20:01,280
Ronnie, take five.
392
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:01,616
Barry:
Yeah.
393
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,450
Go ahead.
394
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,405
Julie:
Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but I...
395
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,577
What's wrong?
396
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,625
What is it?
397
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,249
Let me get the doctor for you.
398
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,246
Barry:
No, no, no, no, no...I'll be alright.
399
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,957
Let me...Let me catch my breath.
400
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,167
I'll be...I'll be okay.
401
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,296
I...really.
402
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:17,932
Julie:
What is it, Barry?
403
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:18,798
Your heart?
404
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,304
Barry: Oh, no, no, no...I'll be
alright.
405
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,426
Just give me a second.
406
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,932
Julie:
Are you sure?
407
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,144
Barry:
You know what I really need?
408
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:29,314
The sound of applause.
409
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,654
I'll bet you after the show
tonight, I'll feel real good.
410
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,821
Wild horses couldn't stop me
from performing...
411
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,822
The show must go on, Julie...
412
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,485
Right?
413
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,164
Julie:
Right.
414
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:48,332
The show will go on
415
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,673
and you will too.
416
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,209
Doc:
Okay, let's try some jumping Jacks......
417
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:00,797
As my old army sergeant used to
say
418
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:01,684
I'll tell you guys later what he
used to say
419
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,180
here we go.
420
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,223
Danny:
Hello, my name is Danny.
421
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,637
Would you like to come for a
drink with me later?
422
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,727
Girl: See that man lifting
weights?
423
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,903
That is my husband.
424
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,693
Danny: Well...Nice talkin' to
you.
425
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,367
Barbara:
Hi.
426
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,214
Danny:
Hi.
427
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,869
Barbara:
You look kinda beat.
428
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,418
Danny: I am.
429
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,382
Barbara:
Ah...in case you're wondering, my name is Barbara Holmes.
430
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,383
Danny: I'm sorry.
431
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,514
I'm Danny.
432
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:41,800
Barbara:
Yeah, I know.
433
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,598
Are you meditating or are you
just bored?
434
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,064
Danny:
I've got a lot on my mind.
435
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,055
Barbara:
Like with school?
436
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,686
Danny:
No, school's always been a piece of cake.
437
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,233
Barbara:
I wish I could say that.
438
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,527
I'm majoring in communications
and it's killing me.
439
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,031
Danny:
Communications.
440
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:03,913
Barbara:
Yeah.
441
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,409
Danny:
Yeah, me too.
442
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,450
Barbara:
Well then, we should be able to communicate.
443
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,745
Danny:
I guess so...I'd better get going.
444
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,329
Barbara:
How about a toast?
445
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,785
Danny:
Sure, why not?
446
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:18,415
Barbara: To...
447
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,383
To success.
448
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,514
Danny:
To success...
449
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,969
It's been very nice talking to
you.
450
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,152
Isaac:
You really dig him, don't you?
451
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,196
Barbara:
Yeah.
452
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:48,279
Isaac:
It's none of my business, but...Why?
453
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,286
I mean he's only after one
thing.
454
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,868
Barbara:
No, it means there's a lot more to him than that.
455
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,955
He's bright, he's sweet, he's
really a nice guy.
456
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,842
Isaac:
Are they selling Rose-colored glasses in the gift shop?
457
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,381
Barbara:
Now come on, he's under a lot of pressure from his friends.
458
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,764
You know?
459
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,220
And if he could just get past
this one thing he could be himself.
460
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,302
Isaac:
You know, you're pretty sharp for such a young girl.
461
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,517
Barbara:
It's not gonna do me any good.
462
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,348
He doesn't even know I exist.
463
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,394
Isaac:
Well, nice talkin' to you.
464
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,360
Barbara:
It's what they all say.
465
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,654
Shirley:
Seven o'clock!
466
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,447
I can't make it.
467
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:33,871
Gram:
Believe me, Shirley, he's handsome...John Hopkins single,
468
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,504
Where are you when I need you?
469
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,171
Shirley:
Gram, Dave king invited me for a drink at seven.
470
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,881
And gram, he's very nice.
471
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,421
Gram:
Can nice buy you a condominium?
472
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,545
I'm talking doctor.
473
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:46,762
Shirley:
I'm sorry, I've made my plans.
474
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,143
What are you doing?
475
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,640
What...what are you doing?!
476
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,311
Gram:
I'm throwing myself overboard.
477
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:57,730
What is the point of living when
my granddaughter
478
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,651
gives up a doctor for a nobody.
479
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,980
Shirley:
Where are you when I need you?
480
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,409
Isaac:
Really?
481
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,198
I mean you're gonna let Barry
Keith do the show tomorrow?
482
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,702
Julie:
Yes, I am.
483
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,413
Isaac:
Well,i mean it might work.
484
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,872
Disaster movies are in.
485
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,957
Julie:
Isaac, just between you and me, he's a very sick man.
486
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,382
This could be his last chance to
be in the spotlight.
487
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:30,045
You understand?
488
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,595
Isaac:
Julie, you're alright.
489
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,349
Julie:
Oh, let me take it in.
490
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,061
Isaac:
Okay.
491
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,770
Julie:
Thanks.
492
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:41,861
Isaac:
Julie...maybe if I'm extra generous with the drinks...
493
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,318
The audience will be too bombed
to walk out.
494
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:51,565
Barry:
Come in.
495
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,631
Julie:
Is that what you call resting?
496
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,131
Barry:
Uh...let me explain.
497
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,383
Julie:
That was a phony heart attack, wasn't it?
498
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:09,925
Barry:
I always thought I coulda made it as a straight actor...
499
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,926
Julie...
500
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,599
Okay, I'm a phony...
501
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,103
But a desperate one...
502
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,726
Why do you think I came on this
cruise for?
503
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:27,403
Because I knew that Freddie
Stevens, the agent, was gonna be on it...
504
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,114
Back in Hollywood they won't
even let me in the office to audition.
505
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,816
Ain't that a laugh?
506
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,487
I was a star when he was
pressing pants.
507
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,785
Julie:
So you used me?
508
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,583
Barry:
Guilty.
509
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,877
But I helped your father...You
owe me one.
510
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,168
Julie:
Right.
511
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,298
But after you do the show
tonight, the slate's clean.
512
00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:17,831
Doc:
Is there no end to a doctor's self-sacrifice?
513
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,159
Isaac:
Give her a chance, doc.
514
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,504
I mean, how bad can she be?
515
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:22,539
Is that her?
516
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,712
Doc:
Oh, the moment of truth.
517
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,841
Gram:
Ah, there you are, doctor.
518
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,208
Doc:
Ah, there you are, Mrs. Warner
519
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,376
gram:
Come and meet my beautiful Shirley...
520
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:37,854
With the warm disposition, who
can cook and sew like a bandit.
521
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,680
Isaac:
A sewing bandit?
522
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:43,727
Doc:
Ooh, Mrs. Warner
523
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,810
I forgot.
524
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,364
I...I've got to perform an
emergency appendectomy.
525
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,019
Gram:
Ridiculous
526
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,897
doc:
No, on myself.
527
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,395
Gram:
You're just nervous.
528
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,066
Shirley will make you relax.
529
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,355
Doc:
But I'm not dressed.
530
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,698
Gram:
My dear fellow...
531
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,373
Shirley: Just to keep my
grandmother happy I've invited him over for a drink.
532
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,083
Okay?
533
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,202
Dave: Okay, but just one drink.
534
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:09,378
I am not sharing you for more
than...Fifteen minutes.
535
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:14,511
Gram:
Dr. Bricker, may I present my granddaughter Shirley Warner.
536
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,221
Shirley:
How do you do, doctor?
537
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:21,012
Doc:
Hello, Shirley.
538
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:23,557
Shirley:
I'd like you to meet my friend Dave king.
539
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:24,771
Doc:
Dave, nice to see you.
540
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:27,061
How are you...Nice...Good to
know you.
541
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:31,185
Gram:
Well now...I'll leave you two alone in peace.
542
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,364
They're playing our song.
543
00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:39,663
Doc:
Shirley, Shirley, Shirley, where have you been all my life?
544
00:27:55,423 --> 00:28:00,853
Danny:
Okay...prentice, Sandy prentice...Is she the one with
545
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:02,893
Julie:
Hi.
546
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:03,602
How come you didn't go ashore?
547
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:05,141
Danny:
Ah, no time, no time.
548
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,805
Harriet Langdon.
549
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,483
Julie:
She's seventy-two years old.
550
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:11,271
Danny:
Ah, she single?
551
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,606
Well, we can scratch Harriet
Langdon.
552
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:19,781
Jones, carmel Lewis...Ah, forget
her, she's the one I spilled spaghetti on.
553
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:20,624
Julie:
Danny...
554
00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:21,738
Danny:
Bertoli amato.
555
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,235
Julie:
She's a guy.
556
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,286
Danny, could I talk to you for a
minute, please?
557
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,660
Danny:
Sure...sure...sure.
558
00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:27,326
Julie:
I mean as a friend.
559
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:33,254
Danny:
Yeah.
560
00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,126
Danny:
Fun?
561
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,762
Sure I had fun.
562
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,630
Maybe not exactly fun.
563
00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:40,837
Look, I didn't come here to have
fun.
564
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:44,307
I came here to find a woman...
565
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,809
Ah, that didn't come out right,
but you know what I mean.
566
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,561
Julie:
No, I don't know what you mean.
567
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,153
And I don't think you know what
you mean.
568
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:53,938
I mean you've got this point to
prove and I think it's making you miserable.
569
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:56,283
This is all so unnecessary.
570
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,109
Danny:
Ah, to you, maybe.
571
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,823
But I'm all this ship talks
about.
572
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:04,993
I mean this guy came up to me
and he said...Is it...Is it true what they say about you?
573
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:09,496
I said, yes, and he asked me for
my autograph.
574
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:13,631
Julie:
I think you're exaggerating.
575
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:19,340
Danny, I'm a woman and I can
tell you that sex is only a small part of what makes a good
576
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,844
I mean, there is much, much
more.
577
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:25,046
Danny:
Okay, maybe I'm crazy, but if I don't...
578
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:32,347
I'm never gonna hear the end of
it...Hey, maybe I should become a monk...
579
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,857
I've already got the celibacy
part mastered.
580
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,149
Julie:
I think you're trying too hard.
581
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:38,033
Danny:
Yeah?
582
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:41,199
It's probably like studying for
finals.
583
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:45,159
Everything comes to you on the
last night.
584
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:47,991
Julie:
Couldn't you try to think of something besides sex?
585
00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:54,500
Doc:
Well, I have to admit it, Mrs. Warner
586
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,714
everything you said about
Shirley is true.
587
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,384
Gram:
Would I lie to a professional man?
588
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:04,344
There they are...Shirley and
her...Her acquaintance.
589
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:05,387
Doc:
Hi, Shirley...
590
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,100
Hi, acquaintance.
591
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,970
P.A. voice:
David king to the purser's desk.
592
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,477
David king, please.
593
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:15,859
Dave:
Ah, excuse me, I'd better go see what they want.
594
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,519
Doc:
Thought he'd never leave.
595
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:18,567
Now let's see...
596
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,070
Your move or mine.
597
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,031
Shirley:
I don't believe this.
598
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,911
Gram, did you deliberately have
David paged?
599
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:24,778
Doc:
No.
600
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:27,164
I did.
601
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,466
Carl:
You are missing the party.
602
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,135
Danny:
Are all the women weeping?
603
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:50,973
Carl:
Come on.
604
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,597
Tonight might be your lucky
night.
605
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:53,944
Danny:
Yeah.
606
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,398
I might fall overboard.
607
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,070
Barbara:
Hello, Danny.
608
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:09,623
Danny:
Barbara...have you come to gawk at the eternal virgin in his
609
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,251
Barbara:
Hey, I'm here because...
610
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,908
Well, I was hoping that before
the trip was over
611
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,827
that we might get the chance to
know each other.
612
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:17,875
Danny:
You mean that?
613
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,459
Barbara:
I'm here, aren't I?
614
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,972
Danny:
Yeah, you are.
615
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,640
Barbara:
Do you want to take a walk around the ship?
616
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,890
Danny:
Sure...sure, why not?
617
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:34,643
Barbara:
Or, I guess, we could always go down to your cabin.
618
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:39,306
Danny:
My cabin?...
619
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,517
Sure, my cabin.
620
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,068
Barbara:
Uh, it's this way, isn't it?
621
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:48,032
Danny:
Uh...right...but...it's left.
622
00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:49,818
That's right.
623
00:31:49,907 --> 00:31:53,487
I mean...That...That's correct.
624
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:54,328
Barbara:
Right.
625
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,752
Danny:
That's correct.
626
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,266
Danny:
Why don't you sit over there?
627
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,766
Barbara:
Why don't you sit next to me?
628
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,978
Danny:
Good...
629
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:34,370
Here we are.
630
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,702
Barbara:
Yeah.
631
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:42,588
Danny:
Uhh...would you like a little champagne or...
632
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,249
Barbara:
No, I don't drink.
633
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:49,257
Danny:
Neither do I...Ah...Good music, huh?
634
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:56,219
Something soft and lyrical and
lovely as you are?
635
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,725
I got a cassette of the led
zeppelin over here.
636
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,229
Barbara:
Danny?
637
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,613
Danny:
Uh...poetry...hah?
638
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:07,571
I know this little piece by John
dunne.
639
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:11,572
I wandered lonely as a cloud
that floats on high or hill and Dale...
640
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,865
When all at once I saw a
crowd...
641
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:20,583
A host of lovely daffodils.
642
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,285
Barbara:
Danny, that's wordsworth.
643
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:23,916
Danny:
Yeah.
644
00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,751
Barbara:
And, Danny...
645
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,377
Danny:
Yeah.
646
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:30,974
Barbara:
Knock it off
647
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,901
Barbara:
What's wrong?
648
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,689
Danny:
What are you doing here?
649
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:47,573
Barbara:
What?
650
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:52,450
Danny:
I...can't figure out what you're doing here.
651
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,280
Barbara:
I'm here because I like you.
652
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,615
Danny:
Why?
653
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,741
Barbara:
Do you want a list?
654
00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,287
Danny:
Yeah.
655
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,633
Barbara:
I think you're a nice guy.
656
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:16,006
And...and I thought well, maybe
the two of us could get along, you know?
657
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:20,635
Maybe you could like me and...
658
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,095
Well, I know I'm not beautiful,
but...
659
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,055
Danny: Oh, come on, knock it
off.
660
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:24,984
You're...you're beautiful.
661
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:25,812
Barbara:
No, I'm not.
662
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,977
Danny:
Ah, yes you are.
663
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,105
Barbara:
No.
664
00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:30,651
Danny:
Hey...yes...yes you are.
665
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,985
You're beautiful.
666
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:33,780
You are.
667
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:35,783
You're beautiful.
668
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,580
Barbara:
Now that's what I call communicating.
669
00:35:09,106 --> 00:35:11,026
Julie:
Ladies and gentlemen, we're priviledged to have with us
670
00:35:11,108 --> 00:35:13,108
tonight for a special
performance one of america's
671
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:19,412
let's have a big welcome for
Barry Keith.
672
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,040
Barry:
Thank you...
673
00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,415
I'd like to get one thing
straight.
674
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,053
First of all I want you to know
I'm sixty-seven years old...
675
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:36,010
I'm a lot different than other
comics the same age, you know.
676
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:39,602
'Cause I'm really eighty-four...
677
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,809
Eighty- five...
678
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,055
It's on?
679
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:44,140
The Mike...It's on?
680
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,055
Can you hear me?
681
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:52,981
Uh...speaking about inflation
because...
682
00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:56,237
Remember the old days when...
683
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,910
You wouldn't give two cents for
a guy...Remember them?
684
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,029
Huh?
685
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,365
Well, today it's three for a
dollar.
686
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,535
Isn't that wild?
687
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:09,212
I know you're out there, I hear
breathing...
688
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,382
You are an English speaking
audience?...
689
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:18,468
Well, listen...I mean those used
to get big laughs in the old days, you know?...
690
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:24,389
That's what it is...Old jokes,
you know...
691
00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:28,773
Why don't I get a stool, sit
down, we'll talk a little bit...We'll rap and don't go
692
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:29,403
I'll be right back.
693
00:36:30,813 --> 00:36:33,233
Thank you...
694
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,276
Things have changed.
695
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,661
Let's talk a little bit about
the generation gap...
696
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,780
And I'm here to make it wider.
697
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,140
Julie:
He once did my father a favor.
698
00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:03,469
Gopher:
I know what the favor was.
699
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:07,734
He didn't make him sit through
the act.
700
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,516
Sorry.
701
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,654
Julie:
No, you're right.
702
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:17,321
I never should have put him on.
703
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:23,161
I never should have let my
personal feelings get in the way of doing my job...
704
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,830
That was a big mistake.
705
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,989
Gopher:
True.
706
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,328
But come on, Julie, don't take
it so hard.
707
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:33,714
You know I bet you in a couple
of years time you'll look back on this whole thing and laugh.
708
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:34,843
Julie:
I don't think so.
709
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,499
Gopher:
I bet you will.
710
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,167
Julie:
Maybe in ten years.
711
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:41,875
Gopher:
At least.
712
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:45,508
Julie:
Well, I am responsible...
713
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:56,066
I'm gonna go back there and take
it like everybody else.
714
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,978
Gopher:
What everybody else?
715
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,029
Barry:
Thank you.
716
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,574
Thank you.
717
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:08,657
And the names they give kids
today...A lot different than it was in my day.
718
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:12,254
My day had names like Tom, dick,
Harry and Charlie, Mike.
719
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:15,791
You know...Today you go to the
park you hear mothers say names like...
720
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:19,086
Michael Jeffrey...Or
721
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,841
Lafayette...
722
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,343
That's a first name.
723
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:27,215
Grandmother says Lafayette over
there.
724
00:38:27,304 --> 00:38:30,064
I'll tell you kids born today
are a little bit different.
725
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,391
Let's face it.
726
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,395
Most kids born today have no
spines...
727
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,898
Think I'm jokin', huh?
728
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,110
Go to any corner...
729
00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:39,439
This is how they stand...Hey...
730
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:44,065
Hey, hey...
731
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:51,745
And another thing...When we used
to take out girls, we didn't go home after we took the girl
732
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:55,249
We had to go back to the corner
in the old days...
733
00:38:55,332 --> 00:38:59,592
No matter what time, you went
back to the corner 'cause you had to give a report...
734
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,470
They had to find out how you
made out...
735
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:06,968
Get to the corner there'd be a
lot of guys doin' somethin' like this to you...
736
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:12,103
And you go...
737
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:16,523
Or we know you lied...
738
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,112
Ah, listen, I want to thank you
very much.
739
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:29,025
You've been a most wonderful
audience and I am a little tired and I'm not lyin'.
740
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:32,156
Good night.
741
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:45,716
Isaac:
Fantastic, Barry.
742
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,470
Fantastic.
743
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,640
Julie:
Congratulations, Barry.
744
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,298
You were terrific.
745
00:39:49,386 --> 00:39:50,296
Barry:
I was...I was good?
746
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:50,757
Right?
747
00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:51,806
Julie:
Yeah.
748
00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,559
Freddie:
Barry Keith, where have you been hiding?
749
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,391
Barry:
Huh?
750
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,135
Freddie:
I've got plans for you, pal.
751
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,477
Come on, we've got to talk.
752
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,441
We'll start with some small
clubs.
753
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,942
Maybe in a couple of months las
Vegas, t.V., you know.
754
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,944
Barry:
Later...later, okay?
755
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,356
Freddie:
Look, this is important.
756
00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,065
Barry:
This is more important.
757
00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,195
I'll see you later.
758
00:40:11,408 --> 00:40:13,158
Julie, can you ever forgive me?
759
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,254
Julie: Oh...
760
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,329
Barry:
But when you've been in the spotlight all your life and
761
00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:18,623
suddenly they begin to ignore
you...You panic...
762
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,004
You'd do anything to get their
attention.
763
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,337
Anything to get them on top
again.
764
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:31,509
But if it means losing the
respect of a decent girl like yourself...
765
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,845
Then this time the price is too
high.
766
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:39,728
Julie:
Barry...it pains me to say this, but...
767
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,442
Barry:
You still hate me?
768
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,823
Julie:
You're standin' on my foot...
769
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,989
You were terrific.
770
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,543
Doc:
Hold on.
771
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:04,384
Shirley:
Doc, I'm sorry to bother you this late.
772
00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:06,051
Doc:
Shirley, you cute thing.
773
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,550
At last you see things my way.
774
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:11,222
Shirley:
Doc, have you ever been in love?
775
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,102
Doc:
Oh, at least once during every cruise.
776
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,270
Shirley:
Oh...you see with Dave and me....It's the real thing.
777
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,823
Doc:
Aha...well, why didn't you tell me?
778
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,529
Shirley:
I tried.
779
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:30,239
But this whole thing mushroomed
and now my grandmother is set on the idea of you and me.
780
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,361
Doc:
I am quite a catch.
781
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,868
Why don't you just tell your
grandmother what you told me?
782
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:39,711
Shirley:
I don't know how to do that without hurting her feelings...
783
00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:41,918
She's an old lady.
784
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,629
She's been both mother and
father to me.
785
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:48,300
She has such high hopes for my
future...I'm all she has.
786
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,970
Doc:
And you're scared to mess with her.
787
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,090
Shirley:
Right...oh, I'd never hear the end of it...
788
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:58,138
How she found me this terrific
doctor and I turned him down.
789
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,434
Doc:
Well, maybe she just doesn't know me well enough.
790
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,058
Shirley:
What do you mean?
791
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:06,234
Doc:
Shirley, ask your grandmother to be here in my office about three
792
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,975
I might just be able to turn her
around.
793
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:11,988
Shirley:
Oh, doc, I thank you...Dave thanks you.
794
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,451
Doc:
Yeah.
795
00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:16,780
Well, I'm a poor loser, Shirley,
so don't come to me for your wasserman.
796
00:42:28,545 --> 00:42:33,465
Gram:
Oh, what a dream, this beautiful corsage from the doctor...
797
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:38,310
And asking us to be here,
because he has something important to say.
798
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,729
Thank you, thank you big
matchmaker up in the sky.
799
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,307
I always wanted a doctor in the
family.
800
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,817
And what a practice.
801
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:50,938
People come to him from all over
the ship.
802
00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:55,155
Doc:
(Singing)so set 'em up Joe.
803
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,909
I heard a lot of stories...
804
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,711
Gram:
Oh my lord.
805
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,798
Doc:
All ready to operate, nurse
806
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,165
take off your uniform.
807
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,677
Gram:
Get your hands off of her!
808
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,508
Shirley:
Oh, it's alright, grandma, we're almost engaged.
809
00:43:16,593 --> 00:43:18,393
Gram:
Over my dead body.
810
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:21,310
Leave her alone, you
degenerate...
811
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:27,015
Oh, how did I ever get into
this...
812
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:34,736
I am a stupid, old, meddling
fool.
813
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,828
Shirley:
That's right.
814
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:46,123
You're also a wonderful person
and I love you very much.
815
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:50,504
Doc was just putting on an act
for you because...
816
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:54,336
I didn't have the guts to tell
you...That I'm in love with Dave.
817
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,340
Gram:
I see.
818
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:58,836
Shirley:
Do you, gram?
819
00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:01,257
You always look at the surface
of everything.
820
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,597
Do you think that a man is a
better human being just because he's a doctor?
821
00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,443
Doc:
I always thought so.
822
00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:09,768
Shirley:
Gram, Dave is a wonderful guy, we have everything in common.
823
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,033
I think we can make a go of it.
824
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:20,118
Gram:
Then what are you waiting for?
825
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,949
Let's go find him before he
throws you over for some nobody.
826
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:27,076
Shirley:
Ah, thanks, gram.
827
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:32,964
Gram:
And I promise you from now on I will stay out of your affairs.
828
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,765
Danny:
We're gonna be docking in San Pedro in about half hour.
829
00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:48,894
Barbara: I wish we'd met
earlier.
830
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,284
Um...
831
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:09,456
I have to go see the purser and
everyone's gonna be hangin' around when we dock, so why
832
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:16,170
Danny: Okay...Goodbye
and...Hello.
833
00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:34,771
Angle
Paul: Hey, hey, where've you been?
834
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,277
We've been lookin' all over for
you.
835
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:39,239
Danny:
I was just sayin' goodbye to somebody.
836
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:42,869
Carl:
And does that somebody have anything to do with the towel
837
00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:44,158
Danny:
Towel?
838
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:46,951
On my door, huh?
839
00:45:47,035 --> 00:45:51,535
Carl:
Ah, does that smile look like the smile of a lover?
840
00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:53,833
Paul:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen it does.
841
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,037
Carl:
Who was she, Romeo?
842
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:55,627
Paul:
A name.
843
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:56,501
We gotta have a name?
844
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:59,007
Half the ship's money is riding
on this.
845
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:00,509
Carl: Was she a real dog?
846
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:01,181
Huh?
847
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,838
Bow-wow city, real mercy case.
848
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,336
Let's have a name.
849
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,888
Danny:
I...i don't know her name.
850
00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:07,682
Paul:
No name.
851
00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:08,854
No proof.
852
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:11,142
Carl:
Come on, I tell you about all my bimbos, don't I?
853
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:12,056
Danny:
She wasn't a bimbo.
854
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:12,564
Carl: Oh, great.
855
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:13,104
Okay.
856
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:13,647
So it's true love.3
857
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:14,099
so what's her name?
858
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,728
Barbara:
Danny!
859
00:46:16,815 --> 00:46:18,395
See ya!
860
00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:19,534
Danny:
See ya.
861
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,030
Paul:
That's her, isn't it?
862
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:26,032
Danny:
Her no...No...
863
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:28,826
Look, I...There wasn't any...
864
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,831
Wasn't anybody...
865
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,543
There wasn't any girl...
866
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:34,174
I made it up.
867
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:34,709
Carl:
Phew...right.
868
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,881
Let's go get our bundle.
869
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,090
Paul:
Pick up our money before they leave the ship.
870
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:48,389
Carl:
Danny if that was no girl...Who was that?
871
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:55,808
Danny:
Just somebody who sits behind me in chemistry class...
872
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,781
I gotta go get my stuff
together.
873
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:34,938
Freddie:
Barry...barry, if you don't call me in the morning,
874
00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:35,768
I'll be camping outside your
doorstep.
875
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:36,442
Barry:
Wonderful.
876
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,770
I live on the fifteen floor...
877
00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,976
Well, folks that's it...Gotta
cut out now.
878
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,357
Thanks for everything.
879
00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:45,493
Julie:
I'm glad I caught you before you left.
880
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,281
Bye bye, Barry.
881
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:48,874
Barry:
Bye, bye, Julie.
882
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:54,079
Listen...you tell your father
for me he's got a great, beautiful daughter...
883
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:59,629
You do have a sister, haven't
you?
884
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,790
Julie:
Bye bye.
885
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,931
Barbara:
Hey, Danny!!!
886
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:24,989
Gram:
A wonderful voyage.
887
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:31,368
I have a hat...A pair of leather
sandals and a potential member of the family.
888
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,660
Shirley:
Now, gram, you promised not to rush things.
889
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,834
Dave hasn't even asked me to
marry him yet.
890
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,503
Dave:
And I may not, at least for a couple of weeks yet.
891
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:42,842
Doc:
I just want to say adios and warn you about the drinking
892
00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:45,169
And wish you two a lot of luck.
893
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:48,795
Gram:
Which they're going to need with a grandmother like me around.
894
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:52,354
Dave:
Mrs.warner, I hope you're around for a long, long time.
895
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,009
Hey, doc, thanks for everything.
896
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,097
Shirley:
Goodbye, doc.
897
00:48:55,182 --> 00:49:00,852
Gram:
Yeah...well...i wasn't so far off base.
898
00:49:00,937 --> 00:49:04,357
You're a nice person, you're a
terrible actor, but a nice person.
899
00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:07,321
How would you like to meet my
niece?
900
00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:11,872
She has a pleasing personality,
she can type...
901
00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:13,368
Shirley:
Come on, gram!
902
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:16,580
Gram:
...And her meatloaf is a joy to the palate.
903
00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:20,672
Oh, and...And she's a former
miss Illinois.
904
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,165
Doc: Did you say meatloaf?!!
905
00:49:24,215 --> 00:49:28,765
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