All language subtitles for The Love Boat s01e05 Isaac the Groupie.eng

Love,

exciting and new.

Come aboard,

we're expecting you.

Love,

life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow,

it floats back to you.

Love boat soon will be making
another run.

The love boat,

promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure.

Your mind on a new romance.

Love,

won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile

on a friendly shore.

Yes, love,

welcome aboard.

It's love.

Are...are you sure it's safe?

I've never been on a ship
before.

Of course, it's safe.

Well, nothing will happen to us?

Denise, this is a pleasure
cruise.

They're not gonna dump us on a

beach at anzio....

C'mon...relax.

Relax....

Oh, that's easy for you to say.

You haven't been president of

the pta for the past two years.

Parents screaming, teachers

screaming, all of them screaming

at me.

I know.

That's why I thought that....

And you're not a den mother.

You didn't take twenty-nine

brownies to Disneyland last
Sunday.

Do you know how scary it is to

go to Disneyland with

twenty-nine little girls and

come home with thirty?

Denise, anyone can make a
mistake.

Oh, the car pool!

I'm...I'm supposed to do the car

pool next week.

It's my turn.

Denise.....don't you remember?

You switched weeks with Betty.

Oh.

That's right.I forgot.

Oh...my nerves are tight as a

drum from all this.

Exactly.

And that's why you need a
vacation.

You never arranged for a
vacation since we've been married.

Why a cruise?

'Cause that's the kind of rest
you need.

Roxy!

You can't run out like this.

Gus...i am tired.

If you do this to Bob hope,
he'll be dead in t.V.

Roxy, ro...

Roxy would you listen to me.

Did I just die and go to heaven,
or is that roxy blue?

Where?

You died and went to heaven.

There's nobody there.

But she just came on board.

I'm telling you, I know roxy
blue when I see her.

He knows her when he hears her,
too.

He's played her satin doll album
so many times

she sounds like George c.Scott.

Well, she's not on my list.

Well, maybe she's travelling
under another name.

Hey, Isaac, maybe we can fix you
up with her, man.

C'mon, man.

Me and roxy blue?

Well, at least get her to sign
your satin doll album.

Yeah, and if she won't do that,

maybe we can get George c. Scott
to sign it.

Hi, Julie.

Hi.

We're Bret and Denise
fredericks.

Well, welcome aboard.

Fredericks...fredericks.

Yes...there you are.

You're in cabin one-oh-four on
the promenade deck.

Go up the stairs...Through those
doors and forward.

Right.

Thanks a lot.

Hm-hm.

You acted as if you knew her.

I don't know her.

I didn't say you knew her.

I just said you acted as if you
knew her.

I mean, you said, "hi, Julie."

Well, that's her name.

Well, my name's Denise, but she
didn't say, "hi, Denise."

You're not wearing a name tag
that says Denise.

She's wearing a name tag that
says Julie.

I'll be back in a minute.

Have a good time.

Excuse me, Julie....

I just want to remind you,

I'm the one that called about

the surprise birthday party for
my wife.

Oh, yeah, I know.

Why don't you call me later, and
we'll make plans.

You're a doll.

I thought you didn't know her.

I don't know her.

Then how come you were
whispering to a perfect stranger?

I told her of your concern for
the safety of the ship,

and asked her to tell the ship's
captain to please drive carefully.

Oh...thank you.

You're welcome.

Did she say she would?

Yes, sir, mr.Fourgis.

That's table twenty-nine, the
late sitting, sir.

Thank you.

Ah, welcome aboard, sir.

Mr......

Tanner...

Capital t-a-n-n-e-r...

But I guess you know that.

Yes.

I mean, I guess that's the only
way to spell it.

There's not another way to spell
it, is there?

Not in English, that I know of.

Yeah, just t-a-n-n-e-r.

Right.

Capital t.

I forgot to say that.

Well, I got it....

Okay...mr.

Tanner....

That's table fourteen.

Capital one-four....

Thank you.

I do know for a fact, though,
there's only way to spell my first name.

Robert.

If he spells it out, I'm gonna
scream.

R-o-b-e-r-t....

Of course, back home on the
farm,

they used to call me Bob or
Bobby

or little Bob or little Bobby.

That's on account my daddy's
name was Robert, too.

And we'd get all mixed up if
they called us both Bob or Bobby.

Well, those are the breaks on
the farm, man.

Of course, I guess they could
have called him big Bob or big Bobby,

but he was so short, nobody
never did.

C'est la vie.

There could be one problem
though here on the boat.

Yeah, I think I know what that
could be,

you know.

What if there's another Robert
Tanner?

There couldn't be.

Next, please...

Please.

Dullard!

Ah, mr.And Mrs. Dullard.

Welcome aboard.

Voice: Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen.

This is captain stubing.

Midnight buffet is now being
served in the coral dining room.

Ah, Kahlua on the rocks, please.

Yes, ma'am....

Yessss, ma'am, miss blue.

Sweetheart, would you please do
me a favor.

Just put your eyeballs back in
your head

and serve me my Kahlua very
quietly.

I'd really appreciate it.

Right...right.

Fine.

Solid.

Fine.

You got it.

What was it that you wanted?

Kahlua.

Right....

You got me kinda flustered.

I mean, I can't believe i'm
standing here talkin' to roxy....

Shhh....

Roxy blue.

Thank you.

I own every record you ever
made.

Is that so?

Sister, I played satin doll so
many times it is worn out.

Well...a real fan.

And now you're here and i'm
actually talking to you.

And you're even more beautiful
in person than....

You know...

I kinda got my nerve up to say
somethin' and....

I think I better say it before I
lose it...

Listen....well, you're on this
ship and...

So am I and...Well,

I was wonderin' if I could....

See you.

That's all.

Well....you're lookin' at me
right now, sweetheart.

Oh, no, no, no.

That's not what I mean.

See I...

I kinda want to...Well...

What I'd like to do is...

Oh, forget it.

I mean, I'm just a bartender and
you're a star.

What time do you get off work?

In about an hour.

Why don't we have one drink.

One drink, mind you, in my
suite.

But please, do me a favor just
keep it to yourself.

I really don't want anybody to
know I'm on this ship.

My lips are sealed, miss blue.

Roxy.

Hi, captain.

I'm mr.Tanner.

Cabin a-two-eleven.

Aloha deck.

Well, how do you do.

I'm captain stubing.

You know, it's an interesting
thing about that word aloha.

You know, in Hawaii it means
goodbye, but it also means hello.

True.

Now in English, we've got two
different words for hello and goodbye.

Hello and goodbye...

But in Hawaii they've only got
the one...Aloha.

Aloha.

Adios.

Can't think how they keep from
gettin' confused,

you know, like bein' in an
airport

and everybody sayin' aloha.

Some of 'em meanin' hello, and
some of 'em meanin' goodbye.

You know, dependin' on whether
they're comin' or goin'.

Yes.

Well...i have to be going.

Aloha.

Sometimes it's just in the way
you say it.

Aloha!

Hi.

Hi.

You look nice.

I bet you say that to all the
girls,

you smooth-talkin' devil you....

Listen, why don't you come on
inside.

I'll play you some of my
favorite ray Charles tapes,

we'll put our feet up,

talk a little bit, and you tell
me about that suit,

and the herd of cows that you
got it from.

And the herd of cows that you
got it from.

But I'm really not that much of
a photographer.

All I need is some candid shots
of my wife.

Then I can have them blown up
and hang 'em on the wall.

Well, I can get the blow-ups
made.

I mean, that's no problem.

Neither are the candid shots.

What do you say?

Okay.

Just don't let my wife see you.

I want this whole thing to be a
surprise.

Don't worry.

Before this, I used to be a
hotel detective.

And since that night on the
cruise when miss america came aboard,

i had to lock the door to my
cabin every night.

'Morning, ma'am.

'Morning.

Well, back to work.

Gotta help the captain find
puerto vallarta.

We're lost?

That's just a joke, Denise.

You know, he...Seems very
strange to me.

He's a very sneaky man.

Oh, you're right.

It's his job.

You see, he's the assistant
sneak.

Mmm...funny.

Ah, c'mon, Denise.

Lighten up.

Will ya?

Hey there, sleepyhead.

Can I get some service, please?

Got a person here that really
needs some coffee.

Yes, indeed.

Service is my middle name.

Ah, good morning.

It certainly is.

Hi.

Hi...

Want some coffee?

No, just a coffee break.

Ooh, it's not even noon

and my feet feel like it's three
in the morning.

Well, I'm gonna have to ask your
feet to leave.

This bar closes at two.

By the way, have you seen roxy
blue today?

Roxy blue....Now that name does
sound familiar.

Yeah, remember you said you saw
her get on board?

Oh...that roxy blue.

Well, the captain got wind of
it.

And he's a big fan of hers

and he wants her to be his guest
at the farewell party.

That is if I can find her.

If that was even her.

Well, you know, I might have
been mistaken.

That might not have been her.

Besides, she sings like George
c. Scott anyway.

Yeah.

Will you keep your eye out for
her?

Morning, Julie.

Where's the shuffleboard
tournament?

Huh?

I was just on my way.

Oh...hi...hi.

Take care of those bunions.

I sing like George c.

Scott, huh?

Only the high notes.

You dog.

Just you wait.

I'm gonna get you for this.

Promises...promises.

So, the jeweler was supposed to
have the bracelet ready

before I left, but he goofed.

And now I don't have a birthday
present for Denise.

I tell you what.

Later I'll go down to the gift
shop with you

and help you pick something out.

Oh, that'll be hard.

Every time I turn around, Denise
is there.

Well then, why don't you come
down with me now?

I can't.

If I stay away too long,
Denise'll get suspicious.

Then there's only one thing we
can do.

We'll just have to get rid of
her.

That's not a bad idea.

I'll see you later.

Right...

Oh, hi.

Can I join you, or...Is your
friend coming back?

My friend?

The girl you don't know.

You mean Julie?

Oh, come on, she's just doing
her job.

Trying to keep the passengers
happy.

Strange.

I'm a passenger, and she hasn't
sat down with me once.

Denise...please.

What were you two talking about?

Oh, nothing.

Nothing, just small talk.

I bet you'd rather be on this
cruise alone, wouldn't you?

Of course not.

Just you and the little pretty
blonde.

That is ridiculous.

Without old married me in the
way.

You're being ridiculous.

Just....

Well, I'm not giving you a
divorce, and that's final!!

You should've known, Denise.

Ooh, you should've known he had
something up his sleeve when...

When he decided on this cruise
at the spur of the moment....

Then why...Why didn't I realize
it?

Why didn't I know?

Why didn't you know?

Because, we wives are always the
last to find out.

Listen to me, Denise, this is
only a fling.

He'll get over it.

I want you to get up.

Go have dinner and act like
you're having fun.

Act like I'm having fun.

Oh...have to answer that.

I'll be right back....

Hello?

Mr. Fredericks.

I haven't been able to get a
clean shot at your wife all day long.

See, I told you I wasn't very
good at this.

I think maybe you'd better do it
yourself.

But I can still arrange to have
her blown up.

Who...wh...who is this?....

Oh, it's that mr.Tanner.

C'mon, Harvey, let's go.

Will you sit down?

I came on this cruise for a
rest.

Not to be playing
hide-and-go-seek.

Ah!

Ah, it's too late.

If he asks one more time what we
had for dinner, I'll slap his face.

Hi.

You mind if I join you?

Ahhh...no...no sit down.

What'd you have for dinner?

Liver and onions.

No foolin'.

You know, I was gonna have liver
and onions.

As a matter of fact, I went so
far as to order the liver and onions,

and then I changed my order.

Really?

Yup.

'Cause a funny thing about me
and liver and onions.

I ordered a lot, but then most
of the time

i always end up changin' my
order.

But of the time I end up
changing my order.Not all the time, but just most of the time.

That'd make a wonderful movie.

You know, I was just sittin'
over there with some people

who must not have had a very
good dinner.

'Cause suddenly all three of 'em
started gettin' queasy.

Really?

What'd they have?

I don't know.

I never did get a chance to ask
'em.

Well, that's what I had.

Harvey, listen, I'm getting a
little queasy, too.

Goodnight, mr.Tanner.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Gosh, I better watch what I eat.

Well, what finally happens is
that you...You lose control.

I mean, I'm not just roxy blue
working girl.

I'm roxy blue enterprises,

roxy publishing, roxy records,

roxy limited, London.

I'm a damn conglomerate.

But I'm also bones and nerve
endings.

And you know all that jazz.

I suppose I just really needed,

to rest.

Yeah, but you walked out on Bob
hope.

I mean, that's like walking out
on....Bob hope.

So, they'll get Donny and Marie.

Oh, nobody'll know the
difference.

Yeah, you know, I always get you
three mixed up.

All right, so I'll pass up one
TV guest shot.

To cruise on the pacific
Princess with a very sexy bartender.

Who thinks I sing like

George c. Scott.

Now don't get sexy with me,
please.

I told you.

You are messing with a very
vengeful corporation here.

You know I was only having fun.

You don't sing a bit like George
c. Scott.

More like Lee Marvin.

Why don't you just shut up and
kiss me?

Can't turn down a vengeful
corporation.

So, that's all there is to it,
huh?

You just let go of the skeet

and I try to pop it off in
mid-air.

Hey, Denise!

Denise!

Denise!

Doctor.

Oh...

I have to talk to somebody.

Whoa....slow down.....

My husband's trying to kill me.

Mrs.fredericks.

He's in love with another woman
and they want me out of the way.

Easy,easy Mrs. Fredericks.

It's conspiracy.

No, no, no.

He's in cahoots with half the
people on the ship.

I'm sure you're mistaken, Mrs.

Fredericks.

Come on into my office.

I'll give you something to help
you relax...A mild sedative.

You'll feel much better when you
get some sleep.

You're in on it, too.

Well, everybody seems to be
having a good time, miss McCoy.

Yes, sir.

Well, sun and fun and rum is an
unbeatable combination.

I wonder what's the matter with
mr.Tanner up there.

Is he talked out?

Is vesuvius....Out of lava?

Well, sir, he's a nice guy.

He's just kind of boring.

Well, we all have faults, miss
McCoy.

But I want all the passengers to
have a good time.

Consider that a challenge.

Swimming the English channel is
a challenge.

This is impossible.

Los Angeles newspapers, anyone?

Here you go, ma'am...Los Angeles
papers...Los Angeles papers...

You got a problem?

Yeah.

I'm running out of passengers to
assign to mr.Tanner's table.

Nobody seems to make it through
dessert.

What about that little old deaf
lady?

I tried her, but she reads lips
and she says that mr.Tanner

has boring lips.

Let me try....

Hey, folks....How would you like
to share your table tonight

with mr.Tanner?

Does that mean maybe?

What about you?

What about you?

I thought I'd eat in my room.

You know...Enjoy my own
conversation.

My goodness,

Harvey?

Hm?

Who does that look like?

Mmm, it's hard to see.

Hat covers a lot of his face.

That's mr.Tanner.

I'm sure of it.

Well, could be....

It's the exact same kind of hat.

But what's his picture doin' in
the paper?

What'd he do, win the pillsbury
bore-off?

Listen to this....

"Los Angeles police report that
despite an intensive dragnet,

Roscoe toler, international

Jewel thief has once again
eluded capture."

Roscoe toler...Jewel thief?

R.t.

Those are the same initials as
Robert Tanner.

That's him!!

You know, I think you're right.

I knew that hick accent was
phony.

Should we tell the captain?

Why?

So he can arrest him.

Harvey, let the captain arrest
him later.

Hah?

First, let's get to know him.

I mean, how many people do you
know that can say

that their best friend was an
international Jewel thief?

Two, maybe three, tops.

You and roxy blue?

Hey, man, this is Isaac
Washington.

Yeah, I know I'm just a
bartender.

And she's a star.

But you gotta know her,

i mean, she's not like a
star....

She's....like a woman.

I mean, you know, she is like,

well, she's like the kind of
woman you want to marry.

C'mon...be serious.

I am serious.

I think you are.

I'm happy for you, man.

Really.

Thanks, gopher.

But now you're sure that she's
the right one for you.

Gopher, when you meet the right
woman,

you know it.

Don't worry, sir.

Anything you want, I'll make.

You name it.

Just a small chocolate cake, and
on top, happy birthday, Denise.

Fine...

"A beautiful wife...And a
dedicated mother."

Yes, sir.

"With all my love,

forever and ever,

till the end of time."

That's it?

Yeah.

Oh, and I'd like it all spelled
out in strawberries.

Strawberries?

How 'bout pineapples?

I'm sorry I'm late, but I just
ordered the cake.

I've never seen a man go through
so much trouble

to give his wife a surprise
party.

Ah, she's worth it.

I found the perfect gift for
her.

Yeah?

It's a gold choker.

It's beautiful.

A gold choker.

You know, that's a terrific
idea.

Good.

By the way, what size neck does
she have?

I don't know.

Why?

Well, it should fit snugly to
looks its best.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

I can't ask her her size,
because that'll give it away.

And I can't just walk up to her
and measure it.

Ooh, that's right.

Have you got any ideas?

Yes.

Tonight, wait until she's asleep

and then take the sash from your
bathrobe

and slip it around her neck.

Pull yourself together, Denise.

That's better.

Now remember,

when he knocks on the door,
don't let him in.

Don't let him in all night.

What'd you say?

Ah!!

Oh, Denise, you look beautiful.

What are you...Doing here?

Don't you remember?

We share a room....

Honey, is something the matter?

No...no....

No, nothing.

I...I'm just really not feeling
very well.

I have a cold...A slight cold.

Oh, poor baby.

Let me take a look at your
throat.

No!...

It's nothing.

I...you know,

i think it's probably better if
I stayed in though.

Yes.

Why...why don't you go dancing.

Alone?

The way they dance today, it
doesn't matter.

I...i can't have a good time
without you,

so...why don't I stay in, too,
hm?

We'll relax and...I'll catch up
on some reading.

I had the veal curry...Three
helpings.

I had steak tartar...

Please....tanner is our friend.

Some people are so pushy.

Would you like to know what I
had for dinner?

I sure would.

That'd be real nice.

Well, I had rack of lamb.

Why didn't I think of that.

Are you sure it wasn't the leg
of lamb?

Didn't I have rack of lamb?

Harvey, tell him I had the rack
of lamb.

Yes, she did.

She had the rack of lamb.

What vegetables did you have?

Broccoli.

Golly.....

Oh, I had carrots.

Brussel sprouts.

I had zucchini.

Well, more important than what
we had,

mr.tanner, what did you have for
dinner?

Well, you know how I always
ordered liver

and onions and at the last
minute I change my order.

Well, this time I didn't change
my order.

I had the liver and onions.

That's a beautiful necklace,
mrs.Grove.

Oh, thank you.

Isn't it, mr.Tanner?

Oh, it sure is.

But to be honest with you,

i don't really know that much
about jewelry.

Ohhhh.....

Well, you know now, tomorrow
night's our last night out.

And I have really given a lot of
thought to this.

And I'm gonna have the roast
beef...

Rare.

You must seat at our table.

Denise....denise, why don't you
go to bed?

It's midnight.

I'm hungry.

I...i want another sandwich.

Denise, you've ordered up from
room service seven times.

C'mon.

It's late.

You'll be dead in the
morning....

C'mon.

Okay....i just want to finish
reading this book first.

I'm at the most exciting part.

What page are you on?

Three.

You know, all we've got is
what's left of tonight,

then tomorrow night and then
it's all over.

Yeah.

That's about it.

Roxy....

Nothing better than this has
ever

happened to me in my whole life.

Don't go getting sentimental on
me.

Please.

I mean it.

Deep in my heart, I mean it.

Deep in your....

What's with this deep in your
heart business?

I'm on vacation.

What're you getting mad about?

Because you're getting serious
on me.

Knock it off!

I won't knock it off.

Can't you see where I'm comin'
from?

I love you.

Don't say that anymore.

What?

I love you?

I do.

I love you more than I've loved
anybody before in my life.

Well, you just blew that.

You're acting like I said
something dirty.

You're supposed to like it when
someone says they love you.

You're supposed to say I love
you, too.

And everybody's so happy that
they can't see straight.

You really don't understand, do
you?

I understand how I feel.

You know, a lot of people have
been bugging me to get out of this cabin.

I think I'll take up that
standing invitation from your captain.

Isn't there gonna be a farewell
party tomorrow night?

What's that got to do with
anything?

Well, aren't you going to be
there?

Of course, I am.

I'm working.

Fine.

I think we should get some
sleep.

It's getting late.

I don't want to.

Now, roxy, I know you love me.

Now why can't you just come out
and admit it?

Isaac...

Close your eyes.

We have tonight...Tomorrow
night...

And then it's over.

Roxy, I just love you so much.

I know that...

Oh, please, hush....

There's gonna be a big party
tomorrow night....

Roxy blue's gonna be there.

So just hush and let's go to
sleep.

Denise?

Are you asleep, honey?

Help!!!

Murder!

Help!!!

He's trying to kill me!!!

Denise!!!

He's a murderer.

Stop! Silence!

Quiet!

Would it be too much for one
person to explain

what is happening in a simple,

quiet, logical, calm manner?

Yes, sir....

I said one person!...

You.

Well, captain, it all started
because

i wanted to give my wife a
surprise birthday party.

Why didn't you tell me that?

If I had told you, it wouldn't
have been a surprise.

Well then..

Who was that man on the
telephone

who said he was trying to shoot
me?

I confess.

But this is what I wanted to
shoot you with.

I wanted some candid shots to
put up at the party.

Julie coordinated everything,

even the present

a gold choker.

I just woke the lady in the gift
shop to get it.

I was only trying to measure
your neck, silly.

It's beautiful.

Captain, it's after three in the
morning.

He's on his way.

All: (All sing happy birthday)

All: (All sing happy birthday)

Oh...

Oh, honey, that's fantastic.

"Happy birthday, Denise...

A beautiful wife and dedicated
moth."

Moth?

I ran out of strawberries.

Gee, where do you suppose he is?

Say, you don't think he found us
too boring, do you?

Oh, Myra.

Hey, everybody.

Hi.

Hi.

Set yourself down.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Say, did you all hear the news?

No.

What?

Well, there was supposed to be

an international Jewel thief on
board.

But the police found him on
another ship.

Where'd you hear that?

One of the ship's officers told
me.

I don't remember his name.

He's kind of a short fella,

you know with long sideburns and
breezy hair.

Why you little fake, ya!

C'mon, Harvey.

I told you he was a nobody.

Well, wait a minute.

What's the matter?

....what?

Don't...don't you want to know
what I'm gonna have for dinner?

There she is...

Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Miss roxy blue!...

Miss blue, it's a tremendous
honor having you with us.

We were afraid you were going to
deny us the pleasure of your company for the entire voyage.

Oh, well, I thought so, too, for
a while,

but then...I got the feeling
like a party.

Could I have your autograph?

It's for my niece....

She'll be thrilled.

Are you sure this isn't for you?

That's all right.

Just tell the truth, sugar.

Okay, thank you, thank you.

You're funny.

And Dean's another one, you
know.

He's been making outrageous
suggestions for years.

But I tell 'em all...

And I'll tell you, too, sugar...

I'm not a girl who falls for
uniforms.

I'm only faithful to that one
man.

And that one.

And that one.

And that one over there.

Hi, honey.

Isaac...a refill for miss blue,
please.

Yeah, just don't stand there,
sweetheart.

Roxy is thirsty....

Thank you.

Miss blue, I wonder...Now I know
this may be an imposition,

but could you, as a favor to me.

What did you have in mind,
honey?

Could you possibly sing a song?

Well, I'll try.

But you know, I'm really not
prepared.

I haven't rehearsed anything and

we didn't bring any arrangements
or anything like that.

Of course, it's very sweet of
you to ask.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Miss roxy blue will now honor us
with a song.

I'm gonna love you

like nobody ever loved you,

come rain or come shine.

As high as a mountain.

Deep as a river,

come rain,

come shine,

I guess when you met me

It was just one of those things,

but don't ever beg me

'cause I'm gonna be true.

If you let me,

I know you're gonna love me,

just like nobody's love me,

come rain, come rain,

come shine,

happy together, unhappy
together,

won't that be...

Bye bye now.

Thank you.

Bye.

Hello, mr.Tanner.

Sir....

Huh?

Just...i just wanted to make
sure

you weren't stealing any liver
and onions.

Oh, listen, thanks for
everything.

Thank you, thank you.

I'm gonna tell all my friends to
take this cruise.

Bye bye.

You didn't come to see me last
night.

I was too tuckered out from
serving all that champagne.

Us help get that way some time.

You gonna invite me in?

Why not?

I hope you don't mind the
servants quarters.

Isaac, I tried to tell you how
things are.

It was pretty rough, huh?...

Well, we...We had a little world
all our own,

but...it didn't have anything to
do with reality.

I just had to show you who roxy
blue really is.

She's just a...A showpiece.

She's a...An object.

She's...she's a star.

She's also a woman and that's
the part

i thought I was getting through
to.

Oh, you did.

You got through,

you got through to a part of me
that I even forgot.

Why can't that part belong to
me?

Maybe another time...Another
place, but this isn't another time.

This is now.

Now stinks.

Look, Isaac...You're too much of
a man

to ever be a Mr. Roxy blue.

I was married to three other
guys

who went through an awful lot of
pain

because they couldn't handle it.

And they had a lot more going
for them out,

there in this world than you do.

I'm sorry.

I know it's cruel.

But you've got to understand.

Even if you don't understand,

please forgive me.

Forgive you?

For what?

We had a few laughs.

Oh, we had more than that...

We had a lot more than that.

Julie,

Julie,

thank you again for everything.

Uh-huh.

Oh, especially my present.

You have wonderful taste.

Well, it was fun being part of
your birthday.

Just count me out next year.

Okay?

Bye bye.

Bye.

We still have a couple of days
of vacation left,

so...what do you say we fly to
Las Vegas?

Fly?

In a plane?

Over the mountains?

Across the desert?

Relax, Denise....Helen loved the
flight.

Hel...helen?

Who's Helen?

Your mother, Denise.

My jewelry!

My jewelry's been stolen!

I've been robbed!

Calm...calm down...Calm down.

Now are you sure?

Maybe you misplaced it.

No!

No!

It was there this morning when I
was packing.

Wasn't it, Harvey?

Yes, it certainly was.

Yes.

Captain...captain...captain.

My jewelry case!

A man down on the dock asked me
to return this.

Well, you see?

Someone found it.

Honesty is still the best
policy.

Wait.

It's empty!!

What's this?.....

Tanner (v.O.): "Please forgive
my dishonesty.

I'm sorry I lied to you at
dinner last night.

I told you I was gonna have
roast beef,

but at the last minute I changed
my mind

and I ordered the crab meat au
gratin.

R.t...

That's capital
r...Period...Capital t period."

"P.s...i figure your jewels I
took are worth ninety thousand dollars...

Don't let the insurance company
Rob you....R.T....Roscoe toler."

Nice lady.

I got to talk to her a little
bit last night.

She's okay.

So, you gonna see her again?

Nah.

I doubt it.

She was getting too serious,
right?

Talking about marriage and
everything.

Yeah, well, you know, that sort
of thing is for chumps.

Yeah.

Besides, I'm saving myself for
somebody really terrific.

So you dumped her, right?

Yeah, you could say that.

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