All language subtitles for Tender Touches s01e04 Dormitory Floors.eng

CURTIS: Oh, man.
I -- I went shopping.

I got -- got all
of these cool shirts.

It's great to go
to college and start --

Just take a -- Wait, Curtis.
Take a deep breath.

I think
you're going to fit it.

-I know.
-I want to apologize.

Why?
Why are you apologizing?

Well, I know
it's a little tough to come

into high, uh,
out of high school.

You were alma mater
of high school, but I did,

you know, fiddle around with
your high-school sweetheart.

No.
Listen, fresh start.

Let's, uh,
let bygones be bygones,

and let's get to doing
what we do best.

Hey, guys.

[ Jazz music plays ]

Man,
you're covered in rats.

-I'm Ratman.
-These guys are your pets.

Wow.

I'm Ratman.

-Oh, yeah.
-They're not pets, dumbass.

I -- I just assumed.
I'm sorry.

I'm Ratman.

My major is real estate,
and I'm a junior.

Well, I studied law.

Hey, Rat-- Hey, Ratman, what did
you bring in your bags?

Blood.
[ Jazz music plays ]

That really is blood.

Hey, dude, you got to get used
to this college culture, Curtis.

Ratman.
[ Jazz music plays ]

We're going rabid
with Ratman.

This is already
the best year ever. Ratman.

Do you sell the rats or --
I just -- I don't understand.

No.
They're part of Ratman.

Oh. It's like a rat
amalgamate, Curtis.

I just graduated
high school three months ago.

You know, Trent, but you read
"Walden Pond," right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

-You know transcendental?
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's kind of like
we're all part of one rat.

It's your first time here,
kid, kid, kid?

It's a beautiful campus,

and I've met a lot
of cool people so far,

but there's so many
new things

that opened to me
in the --

Here. Shh. Shh.

Oh, they taste
like garbage.

There. That's what the blood
is for.

Mm.
It tastes like garbage.

You know,
over here at college,

we have an old initiation
trick for the froshies.

Let's give him
a hello slap.

That's right, baby.

Mm. Ah.
Just keep doing it.

-Uh.
-Mm.

-Mm.
-Uh.

-Gotcha.
-Mm.

Mm.

Curtis, what's wrong?

It's weird not having
Dad here and --

What, little crybaby
Curtis can't do college?

I'm not crying --
Oh, dude.

Steve, that's not how you want
to be treating people.

That shit is going to come
back around to you tenfold.

What do you mean, Ratman?

It's the --
it's the karmic process

that happens in life.

[Echoing] You have to
put the good energy out there.

I have my rats that'll take out
individual bad-energy molecules.

They deliver them to the goat
farm where the bad energy goes.

It's not visible
on the, uh, visual spectrum,

but it is palpable.

I miss my dad.

Would you like
a Ratman kiss? [Deep voice] Ratman kiss.

Is that what
people do in college?

It's what the cool kids
do in college.

Yeah, I mean, let me
at least unbutton my shirt.

All right, baby.

How is this bonfire party
treating you, Curtis,

your first
real bonfire party?

Man, all the smoke is
getting into my lungs,

making it
hard to breathe.

I don't learn
anybody's names.

That's how it's part
of being a Ratman is done.

The Ratman is
the best character.

-[ Laughs ]
-Wait.

Hey, Ratman, do you know
that woman over there?

I do, and you better
keep your eyes off her.

That's Julietta.

No, Charlene.

-Beautiful eyes.
-Watch out, dude.

I've seen that girl,
Charlene, in math class.

She's in your math class?

She must be super smart.

She's always like, "X equals Y,"
and I'm like, "[Bleep] off."

No. That's --
Listen.

I think it's really cool
that she knew the answer.

Hey, guys.

I, uh, I want to introduce
you to Charlene and, uh...

Hi, Charlene.
My name is Curtis.

-Nice going, Ratman.
-I'm the best.

So, uh, you're friends
with the Ratman.

He's actually
my roommate.

He -- he has a lot
of rats on him, huh?

Yeah.
He's, uh, I --

I also know your other friend
from our, um, geometry class.

She doesn't know
we're brothers yet, Ratman,

so she called me his friend.
-I love it.

That guy is my brother, Steve.
He's my older brother.

I just, actually,
just started college.

I'm sorry
for the inconvenience.

I'm two years older
than him.

-Yeah.
-When I was 6, he was 4.

-I -- I, uh --
-It's too much.

That's a lot of math.
-Um, I was wondering.

Maybe tomorrow, you'd want
to go to Italian Bakery

with me
and talk about things.

Uh, yeah. Sure.

Why not?

-All right.
-Okay.

-Uh...
-Is this for you or your brother?

No, this is because you and
I are going to get, uh, bread.

I'm so sorry.
Let me just clear my throat.

[ Coughs ]

Okay. All right.

Oh, God bless you,
Charlene.

-I'm sorry.
-God bless you.

You buff me?

No. [ Chuckles ]
God bless you.

It's a way of saying
that I hope you are feeling

all right
after you sneeze.

I don't.

You seem to know
a lot about, um,

interior design and houses
and also feng shui.

Feng shui is
kind of my "thang, thang"

if you know
what I'm saying.

I don't.

-It's, uh...
-I'm a geometry major

because I'm just
very interested in shapes.

-Right.
-Like, when I look at your face,

it's mainly, uh,
it's mainly oval.

-Yeah. What else do you see?
-Your nose is a triangle.

-Huh.
-Your eyes are also oval,

but different ovals,

and your head is
sideways oval.

Wow.

And, um, your mouth is,
like, sideways oval,

but thin,
long sideways oval.

Yeah. I --
I definitely --

Do you mind
if I kiss you?

I don't mind.

**

[ Smooching ]

Ow.
That hurts.

[ Giggles, smooching ]

[ Slurping ]
All right. Hey.

Hey. Psst!

-Hey.
-Hey.

What are you doing here?

The hospital is closed.

We have to talk.

Okay.

On the -- On the --
In the cabin on the train,

I discovered
your brother,

who I was supposed to kill,
already dead,

and his murder
was carried out by birds.

You have to explain
this incident.

Well, there's one problem
with that.

They were supposed
to kill you, too.

Why?!

Nobody ever makes it
out of the bird train alive.

They asked me to get you
out of the county.

You weren't
supposed to be here.

I was in
a different state.

Yeah.

I need more explanation.

Well, I don't have any.

Well, that's --
that's anticlimactic.

You're supposed to
fight it out of me.

You were supposed to, like,
choke me or something.

-Oh.
-Or smack me.

I want this information,

and I will go to
any length to get it!

You were
supposed to die,

and I guess I'm going to have
to finish the job myself.

Well, whoa. While you were --
While you weren't looking,

I grabbed one of those
syringes off of the table

that they were labeled poison.
-Oh, my God.

You -- You've poisoned
the poison doctor.

I was taken aback
by how smart she is, uh,

and she's really cool,

and, like, you guys
were kind of --

You know, I don't think you
quite know her like I do now.

Like, I felt, like,
an instantaneous

kind of connection
and...

-You mean sexually.
-Well, nah.

You know, that may be
someday down the road, but --

Little guy, if there is,
uh, anything going on

that doesn't involve
slapping or jet skis,

gelato,
Ratman don't care.

You know what?
I don't care either.

If there's anything
that Curtis don't care about,

it's only beer, gelato,
and jet skis.

Is that okay?
I'm not sure if you're saying a double negative,

but I've just
fallen in love.

You were
always my favorite.

-That's awesome.
-Curtis, wake up.

Do you want to --

-I was...
-Curtis.

...very hesitant to be
hypnotized and with good reason.

That was terrifying.

You need to get to the core
of your feelings and --

and of that anger.

And once we do that, then you
can start to forgive yourself.

What if I don't want
to forgive myself?

I won't sign
your prison therapy forms.

-I'm a bad man!
-Curtis.

I'm a bad, bad, can't even
hold a successful marriage.

-Oh, Curtis, this is so good.
-I can't even successfully...

-Ugh.
-...stab my brother. I didn't even kill him.

I tried to kill him
in the moment,

and I didn't even
do that.

There's a -- Chocolate coconut
is my favorite.

It sounds good.

It's also cheaper
than the other ones.

I don't know why.

Doctor, I'm having
visions right now.

Is that normal?

-Yeah, definitely.
-Charlene.

Why -- Why do you think
she betrayed you?

Why do you think
Charlene betrayed you?

Well, let me ask her.

Charlene,
why did you betray me?

Because things change.

-Because things change.
-People change.

-What changed?
-People change.

-Times change.
-Times change.

Do you think
that you became...

Doctor wants to know
if you think that...

...a disappointing
version of yourself?

...I became a disappointing
version to you.

[ Inhales deeply ]

-I don't know.
-She doesn't know.

You know, when Charlene says,
"I don't know,"

that means yes.

-Doctor says yes, Charlene.
-That isn't --

-Doctor says, "Yes."
-She's a quack.

Okay, I'm going to
drown you a little bit,

and you're going
to calm down now

and take a nap,
take a bath nap.

Some purple toenail polish
for my lunch break.

We'll just fix
his stupid little eyes

and stupid little nose.

**

**

Uh [Mumbles] Where am I?
Is this a -- Ratman, what?

I'm Ratman.
[ Jazz music plays ]

This feels like wood.

Yeah.
It's a wooden Dumpster.

It's exclusive
to this goat farm,

and I brought you here
without a purpose.

-That's wild.
-I mean, that's great, right?

-It's pretty good.
-Yeah.

Last thing I remember,
I was in the hospital

getting pink gas
put into me.

You can
let that out now.

[ Air wheezes ]

My brother,
Judge Bosco.

This is it.

We've done the kidnapping,
stupid idiot.

The goat replaced...

you, Steve,
with goats.

Hopefully,
the goats won't realize

you've been replaced
with --

by -- hu --
with you, Steve, the human.

Y-- No one is going to be
able to tell the difference

because you're human.
You're not a goat anymore.

Ha!
Did it.

You're...stupid...goat.

MICHOLS: * Just beware
of CIA, FBI, and DEA *

* Standing on the barricades

* Tell us
what's the latest age *

* None of you has got a clue

* And most don't really
care what's true *

* So calm down

* Calm down, calm down

* And come back down
from off that cloud *

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