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Hey.
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-Hey.
-Please, no. You're not in yet.
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-Oh. Oh. Okay.
-You come in later.
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I'm really enjoying the touch of
your hand right now,
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but...
why are you so shaky?
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I'm very nervous.
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You don't
have to be so nervous.
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I mean, like, I'm right here
holding your hand, babe.
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He's not gonna be here.
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We can finally run off together
to the farm.
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I know, but he has that
big business presentation today,
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and it's not
a traditional work hour.
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He could come home
at any moment.
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Shh.
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I just want to taste your spit
one more time.
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Your lips are so moist.
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Hey, babe!
I'm home early!
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-Uh-oh!
-Babe!
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Charlene.
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Oh, I had such a fortunate
chance occurrence
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that my boss let me go home
early from work.
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-Curtis.
-God. God, you look sexy.
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Curtis.
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-Oh.
-Steve?
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-Oh, my goodness.
-What are you doing here?
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Charlene.
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[ Mumbles ]
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I -- Listen --
-Charlene.
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-Yeah?
-Steve.
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-Curtis.
-Curtis.
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My name is Curtis.
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Charlene.
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Curtis!
It's not how -- how it seems.
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-This is not how it seems.
-Well, looks -- why --
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You guys don't
have any clothes on.
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Come on. This is just
how I normally dress.
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You know that.
You know I'm a body builder.
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I know you do,
but you've never come over to
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my wife's and my house
and taken your clothes off.
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It's just that I had
a new type of oil
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I needed her help to apply
and you just weren't around.
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No! 'Cause the oil's
just around your groin!
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I can see it's shiny!
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Charlene?
I'm -- I'm embracing his culture.
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Charlene, look at me!
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Steve.
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Are you and Steve...
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in a relationship
behind my back?
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Me -- Me Steve.
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Curtis. Please.
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We have --
We have our differences,
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but there's something
you need to understand.
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Seven months ago, things weren't
as they were now.
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A lot has changed.
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I'm...taken aback by what is
going on right now.
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I'm gonna go out to my car
and cry for a minute.
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I'll be right back.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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Damn it!
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Nooooo!
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God damn it!
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Why?
-Steve!
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Why does this
have to happen to me?
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I love her!
-Steve!
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-And now I'm alone and my bro--
-Steve.
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You're -- You're inside.
You're not hearing this.
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Son of a bitch!
-Steve! Steve!
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Steve! Steve!
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I'm sorry
we can't cuck Curtis anymore.
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-Dude, you're inside.
-I love cucking him with you.
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-No, you're inside.
-You're inside. Shh.
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My life is falling apart!
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And I got nothin' left to do,
except...
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kill my brother?
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Do I really need
to kill my brother?
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No.
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No, you're inside.
Dude, shut up for a minute.
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Shut up. You're inside.
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This is my monolo--
my soliloquy.
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Do I really need
to kill my brother?
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**
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Yes, I do!
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And how I'm gonna do it
is with a long knife,
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and here it is.
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You can hear it.
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[ Tapping ]
You hear that knife?
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I'm gonna jam it
right through his heart.
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And I'm gonna kill him.
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Now, when I get inside,
on the count of three,
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I'm gonna stab my brother,
Steve, in the heart.
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Charlene.
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**
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Charlene,
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I love you more than
I've ever loved anyone before.
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You're beautiful!
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-Steve! Oh. Yes.
-But wha--
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But what you've done to me,
you've betrayed me
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and I'm gonna stab my brother
in the heart.
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Here we go!
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Three, two, one!
-Curtis, no!
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[ Pbbt! ]
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-Curtis...
-No!
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-Yeah.
-And then I fall...
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Curtis, how could you?
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-Yeah.
-Shut up for a second, just...
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I'm falling on the ground.
-Yeah.
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Wait. Uh, and then I'm, like,
pushing the --
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I'm p-- I'm pushing this knife
through your heart even harder.
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[ Groaning ]
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Curtis.
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Steve.
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Charlene.
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No, dude, you just --
you ran out,
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'cause it's more about us
at this point.
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Okay. I-I'm still in the scene,
though.
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All right,
I'm gonna mute you.
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I'm bleeding
onto this tile floor
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that we installed as friends
and family one day.
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It was a home renovation
project
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that we were gonna
pitch to HGTV.
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Time seemed so different
back then.
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That was back in 2008,
when I first moved in to...
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the house down the street and
you were building this house.
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My college roommate was
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a production assistant
on an HGTV show
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and got me
the name of a producer,
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and I had our friend
videotape it on --
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right before DSLR cameras
became popular and I had a --
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[ Farts ]
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-Eww, wait, what was that?
-I'm dying.
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And that was you
shitting your pants?
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That happens
when people are dying.
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I feel...
so cold right now.
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You know what?
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I'll turn the heat on,
and I'm gonna leave.
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And I'll let you die in comfort,
at least.
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'Cause, actually,
these floors are heated,
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because that was part of
our reno project.
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Can I hold your finger?
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Uh...yeah.
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I know why you have done this,
Curtis.
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I know why -- I know why
you had to,
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and I -- if I was
in your position,
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I might've had to do
the same thing.
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But here I am...
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and I feel so...cold.
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Well, I'll tell you one time,
Steve.
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I don't take kindly
to betrayal...
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I know.
...and unfortunately, you betrayed me.
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Oh, God, are you raising
your arm again with the sword?
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And now, I'm gonna stab you
in each of your eyeballs
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for each of the times that you
saw my wife's pistachio pie --
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naked.
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[ Laughs ]
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Here's one stab!
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And here's the other!
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You will never again
see her pistachio pie.
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**
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I'll never again see my brother,
either --
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which they say family is
the only thing you've got.
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And that sometimes
you've gotta give --
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you lose when
you reach out to another.
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I was going to try.
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I am gonna let you go.
Charlene!
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Yes?
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Can I -- wait. Hold up.
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I have
a uteral transplant I did
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and Charlene
is a trap queen.
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I have a confession.
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[ Echoing ]
Well, I'll be damned.
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I --
And I'm gonna say this one --
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Wait, I'm gonna say this
one more time.
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[ Echoing ]
Well, I'll be damned.
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Curtis!
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[ Normal voice ]
Charlene, call -- call 911!
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Okay, I'm dialing now.
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I don't know CPR
or anything.
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Or do we have BAND-AIDs
in the house?
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Um, yes.
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I have -- I have BAND-AIDs
of three different sizes --
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small, medium and large.
All right, take them in the bathroom.
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Take them in the bathroom
and talk to Steve. Okay.
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While you're doing that,
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I'll hang on the phone
with the 911 people.
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[ Thump ]
Okay, Steve,
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which size BAND-AID
would best heal them?
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I think
I just need gauze.
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Okay.
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Wait, wa-iiiit!
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Luckily,
with the new storage area
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we built in this new
Redondo-style living area,
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we have a whole cabinet
hidden in a --
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in a very aesthetically-pleasant
location,
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full of gauze
and first-aid materials.
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Charlene,
can you gauze me up?
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Yes!
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Is there a key?
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You don't even need a key!
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There's a little --
It's such a modern thing.
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You push in a hidden
part of the wood,
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which you should be able to feel
with your fingers,
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and it electronically opens
with a magnet!
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Oh, my goodness!
It's like right out of
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one of those sci-fi pictures
you love so much.
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That's the great thing about
modern interior design.
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A lot of that stuff
is already here.
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Curtis! Darlene!
I have bad news!
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His --
Her name's Charlene!
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Curtis and Charlene,
I have terrible news.
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-Yeah.
-Some-- Someone cut our lines.
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-Oh...my...God.
-I -- 911 cannot be reached.
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So, what we have to do is...
-Oh, my goodness.
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...we have to
get into my car.
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Man: This 2014 Fiat 500
is made in Italy.
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-Can I carry --
-What about the wall?
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What about the wall?
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Oh! I -- You weren't here.
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You were in the other room.
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Steve mentioned that
he installed a special wall --
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Well, yes, of course!
Grab the BAND-AIDs, God damn it!
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He doesn't want BAND-AIDs.
He wants gauze!
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Charlene, don't you
talk to me like that.
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And then I strike you.
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Ow!
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Oh, my God.
What will happen...
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Oh, my God!
Why did I do that, Charlene? ...to her?
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Why did you
hit your wife?
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I am in a lot of stress
right now.
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I could only hear it,
but assumed it was her face.
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Charlene, I am so sorry.
Please forgive me.
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I'm just under a lot of stress
right now.
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No! You've been --
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You've been physically attacking
everybody in your life,
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as well as
verbally attacking them!
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No, I haven't!
Then I strike you again.
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Charlene! Do not make me hit you
a third time.
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Get out!
Now, please get the BAND-AIDs out of the boudoir.
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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**
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**
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Stay tuned next time
on "Tender Touches."
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**
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Michols: * And the rumors are
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* She came home last night
not alone *
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**
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* If the word is true,
she's onto you *
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* It's revenge
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* And the wisdom he's to learn
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