All language subtitles for Piranhaconda.2012.

- Stay here, we'll right back.

- Roger that.

- Time to get your game face on, cowboy.

- What's wrong, Professor?

- I think we're getting close.

Hey, look.

- You were right.

- Yeah, get your camera out.

You getting this?
- I'm getting it all.

It's fantastic.

It's just like you said.

- I can't believe I finally
got my hands on this egg.

Just give me another second.

Once it's removed from its
nest, it'll start oozing

a green protective coating.

- Bruce, where are you?

We were supposed to meet
on the path 20 minutes ago.

Like yeah, I'm about to go swimming.

Are you watching me
right now, you pervert?

Hello?

Bruce.

Bruce!

Not you!

Not you!

Help!

- Cut, cut.

- Well, what's wrong with that?

- I hate it, and I'll tell
you why, it was terrible.

I'm not gonna worry about it now.

We're losing light, and it's
a long way back to the hotel.

Let's wrap it up everybody, that's a wrap.

- You heard the man.

- What's up, Rosie?

- It's Rose and here's your
call sheet for tomorrow.

- Five AM, how am I supposed
to be a sex bomb at five AM?

- Want me to give you a wakeup call?

- Milo!

- Kimmy giving you trouble again?

'Cause if she is I can chop chop.

- That is so...

- Romantic?

- I was gonna say psychotic,
but we can go with romantic,

sure.

- Well, that's how I
roll, baby, stunt man.

So you want to get a drink
with me when we get back

- I'd like that, but I have
script revisions to go over

- Bring your laptop.
- I don't know.

- Come on, just one drink.
- Just one.

- Just one, I promise, I'll
see you at the bar at five.

Hey, what's up, Gunner?

- Fine.

Now what is it, Kimmy?

- Milo, don't do this to me.

- Wait, wait, wait, we've been
on set two weeks, it's Milo.

Now what's the problem?

- What's the difference?

Five AM, how am I supposed
to be hot at five AM?

- Kimmy, you're gorgeous 24/7, okay?

I got enough problems.
- Milo!

- Hey, Rose, have you
seen Bob's light meter?

Rose, light meter?

- Try down by the pond.

- Okay, thanks.

- Yep.

- Could I get you folks
another round of drinks?

- Yes, two more.

- Oh my gosh, you are
such a bad influence.

- No, I am actually a very
good influence and you know it.

Rose, look, we're in paradise
here and all you can think

about is work.

- Yeah, well I love my job
and I love making movies.

- So do I, but you can't
let it consume your life.

- You know, you're pretty smart for a guy

who likes to jump off buildings.

- I have my moments.

- Yeah, one.

- What is, I thought you
were working on the script,

what is--
- I was, but then

I stumbled upon this when I
was fact checking a scene.

Oh my gosh, check this out.

- What is that?

- I know, isn't it crazy?

Some creature from Polynesian
folklore, the peepalo,

a river devil, they've been
sighted for hundreds of years

and then now it's saying that
one was just spotted last week

- God, you're cute, you
don't really believe this,

do you?

- Yes.

Yeah, I--

- Yoohoo, what are you
guys doing over there?

- Nothing, Kimmy, just
preparing for tomorrow's shoot.

- Well, then you won't
mind if I borrow Jack.

There's a spot on my back I can't reach.

- Kimmy, we're actually
kinda busy right now.

- It'll only take a minute.

You wouldn't want your star
to burn now, would you?

- I will be right back, I promise.

- Thanks, Jack.

- I think that's Kimmy Weston.

- Who?
- Kimmy Weston.

I'm gonna ask.
- Whatever.

- Excuse me, are you Kimmy Weston?

- I'm kind of a big deal.

- Oh man, I knew it, see,
I told you it was her.

- Yeah, terrific.

- I have seen all of your
pictures, even Hillbilly Hostage.

I don't care what the critics
say, you were great in that.

- I know, right?

- Could you do the line?

- Oh, I couldn't possibly.

- Please, it would make my year.

Suck lead, you
hillbilly butt nugget.

That is so great.

- Awesome.

- I've got to get a picture.

- Well, then, you'll want
a picture with Jack, too,

'cause he's not only a stunt man,

he is the head chopper himself.

No way!

Honey, get a picture of us quick.

- Okay, everybody ready?

And say cheese.

- Look, I'm sorry, I gotta go.

- Jack, where are you going?

- Yes, they're all here.

Tomorrow should be no problem.

Yep.

Kimmy, what a piece of work.

What are you doing, where are you going?

We're having a good time.

- I have a job to do and
I can't compete with that.

- Rose, sit down, would you?

- I'll see you on set.

- Rose, Rose!

- Hold it.

Move.

Move!

Look what I caught.

- Robert Lovegrove of
the University of Hawaii.

- Right.

- Your faculty ID says you're
a professor of herpetology.

Reptiles, right?
- That's a fact.

Listen, whatever your name is...

I don't know why you're keeping me here,

but you're making a big mistake.

There's a great big creature
out there, very dangerous.

It'll get out of the
jungle, gonna kill us all.

- No, no, wait, don't tell me,
not the mythical river demon.

100 feet long, teeth like daggers?

- It's not mythical.

Evolutionary mutation turned
it into a dangerous predator

and it's hungry.

- Very interesting.

But I don't care about your fairy tales

or your stupid turtle.

What I do care about is
money and how much someone

is willing to pay me for your safe return.

- I don't know if you've looked
in here, but that enough?

- That'll do for a down payment.

- My family's very wealthy.

If you want money, they'll
pay to get me out of here.

I still think we need to
get out of this jungle

as soon as possible.

- I'll tell you when we leave.

Sleep tight, you'll have company later on.

- Get up.

I'll bring you food later.

- Come, this way, not much farther.

- Better not be, it feels
like we've been hiking

10 miles since we left the car behind.

- More like three, but
I know what you mean,

it's practically all been uphill.

- Tell me about it, you sure
it's worth the trip, Doctor?

- Vicky, if we find a
ghost orchid, it will be.

- It just seems like we're
spending a lot of time and money

just to look at a flower.

- Ah, but one of the rarest
flowers in the world,

allegedly imbued with
miraculous recuperative powers.

- Really?

- Well, the Mayans swore by them.

So did the medicine men of the
Arapaho and Apalachee tribes

in the Southern Everglades.

Professor Samson even brought
one back to UMC in '89.

- I remember you talking about that.

But didn't you say the
flower's effects weaken

by the time it takes to
get it back to the lab?

- Correct, but it was
still noted that the petals

showed remarkable healing ability.

- Well, if it's so remarkable,
then why isn't everyone

trying to grow them?

- Pardon the pun, but that's
the root of the problem.

The ghost orchid can
remain inactive for years,

sometimes decades, then
just suddenly bloom,

sometimes three times in a
year, never in captivity.

What happens if
we do happen to find one?

- That's what why we
brought the cooler unit.

It'll keep the petals fresh until

we can get them back to
the lab on the mainland.

- Shh!

- Something wrong, Leilani?

- What was that?

- I don't know, is
everything okay, Leilani?

- Yes, okay.

- Oh my gosh.
- That them, Doctor?

- Yes, it appears we've hit the jackpot.

- Great!

- Ladies?
- Yes, Leilani?

- If you don't mind I'm
gonna step out for a minute.

- Of course.

Gimme your knife?

Vicky, do you realize these
plants are only ever seen

by intrepid adventurers who
hike through hip deep swampland

to find them?

- Isn't that exactly what we just did?

- I suppose, gimme the cooler?

- What was that?

- Sounded like Leilani.

- Leilani?

Leilani?

I don't know what's
going on here, but I say

we get the hell out of here now.

- I'm not going anywhere without
the rest of those orchids.

- But--

- I'm not leaving without these flowers.

- Oh my God.

No!

- Listen.

Sorry about what happened
yesterday at the pool.

- Seriously, you rubbing
lotion on another woman's

half naked body is a great date.

- Date, you said date,
you did, you said date,

that was an official date, then.

- First and last.

- Come on, Rose, sleeping
beauty back there,

she's not my type.

She's just bored, she wanted somebody

to pay attention to her.

- Yeah.

- Nothing happened, I swear.

Give me another chance,
I'll make it up to you, huh?

That's a yes, that is a yes.

- No, maybe.

- It's a maybe, that's a
maybe then, I'll take maybe.

- Look, we're 40 minutes late
thanks to this prima Donna.

- Don't worry about it,
Milo won't even notice.

- Where the hell is Kimmy?

- So sorry, Milo, we got
hung up at the hotel.

It won't happen again.

- Just get her in wardrobe,
we're already running late.

And Bob's assistant, who
I hate, never showed.

- You mean Deb.
- I mean Deb.

Nobody's seen her since yesterday.

- For the love of God, will
somebody get me a latte?

- Let's go, let's go.
- Get her out of here.

What the hell else can go wrong?

And I'm getting dirty.

Okay, you've just seen
your boyfriend slaughtered

by a machete wielding maniac,
you're lost, you're scared--

Kimmy, are you even listening to me?

- Yeah, Milo, I get it,
I'm lost and scared.

Can somebody get me another one of these?

- After the next take, and it's Milo!

Now let's do this thing,
all right, go, go.

All right, people, while
we're young, let's get one

in the can, let's go.

- Wish me luck.

- Head Chopper three, scene 37, take one.

- And action.

- Oh my God, last thing
I knew, it killed Bruce

and his head bounced on the
ground like a beach ball.

- Shh, you're safe, Jerry's
out there hunting that maniac

right now, I'm sure we're safe.

- No!

- Oh my God!

- Help me.

- Not again!
- Help me.

- No, cut, cut, cut, I hate it.

Rachel, honey, a word, please.

- Uh-huh?
- It's your scream.

- What's wrong with it?

- We need more?
- More what?

- More emotion, more, just
give me more, okay, how's that?

Whatever it is you're doing, do more.

- Okay.

- I gotta take this, why
don't you go practice a few

before the next take,
and I'll take this call?

- Okay, Milo.
- Great, thanks.

- Talk to me.

What?

- I'm sure we're safe, Jerry is out there

hunting that maniac right now.

You have nothing to worry about.

No, God, not again!

Shh, you're safe, Jerry
is out there hunting

that maniac right now, you
have nothing to worry about.

No, God, not again!

- That, that's my actress,
I think she's finally

learned how to scream,
but Morrie, come on,

back to this call here, what's going on?

- What's up with Milo?

- I don't know, but
something must be wrong.

- This is the last low budget movie I do.

- That's fine, Morrie, but
my contract says pay or play,

and guess what, you're paying.

- Gunner.

- Hey, city black.
- Look at you,

look at you with all your toys,

you got enough explosives here?

- Yeah, no point in
being a pyrotechnics guy

if you can't blow some stuff up.

- I recognize this C4 detonator.

What's the other thing?

- These are blasting caps.

All you gotta do, throw 'em on the ground

and they'll explode.

- Just throw 'em on the ground?

- Throw 'em on the ground.

- Just throw 'em on the ground.

No, not, no, not now.

- All right, everybody, listen
up, I got an announcement.

One of the investors pulled
out of the production

and the studio's shutting us down.

- What about our checks?
- Are they good?

- Checks are good, everyone's
gonna get paid, okay?

Don't worry about it, we're
just shutting down, I'm sorry.

- Darn it!
- I'm outta here.

- Not my fault.

- I got a good mind to use this for real.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Hey.

Gee, Jamie, what's your damage?

- Oh, so you remember my name now?

'Cause, like, you forgot it when

miss B movie queen showed up.

- They're not B movies,
they're exploitation films.

I told you that.

- You were gushing all over her
like some drooling teenager.

Are you Kimmy?

- Okay, I was a little starstruck.

Let me make it up to you.

I've got a great place picked out.

We'll have to hike a little
ways to get there, but.

- Oh, well.

I did just buy some new
cute hiking boots, but

this is on the north side.

Honey, that's the uninhabited
part of the island.

I don't think it's safe.

- Of course it's safe, this is Hawaii.

Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii.

Yeah, you're right, it's
the sunshine.

Let's do it.

- What now?

I'll be back.

What's going on?

- I don't know, let's find out.

You need some help?

- No, but I'm afraid that you might.

- What's going on?
- Looks like a car broke down.

- Freeze, hold it right there, ladies.

- Move!

- Move it.

- Move!

- Hey, go easy on her.

- Enough!

You, my friend, you are the director, yes?

- Uh-huh.

- Well, Mr. 45 here has a change of plans

and now, I am in charge, comprende?

Very good.

Now then.

You all work for a very rich movie studio.

I am quite certain that
they don't want any harm

to come to any of their people.

So they will meet our demands
and you all get to go home

with no bullet holes in your head.

This is a win-win for
everyone, yes, don't you think?

- Go man, go, go, go!

- Go, go get them!

Don't kill them, shoot them in the ass!

- Go, go!

- They're gonna shoot our asses!

- Well, ass, head, we're
still gonna be dead, come on.

- Now I assume that you
all have cell phones.

Please, take them out,
hand them to Kazuto.

Yes, boss, yes, we have
them, well, most of them.

But I would not worry.

I don't think they're going to go far.

Okay.

- Are we there yet?

- I think the beach is just
about a quarter mile this way.

- Who knows, that guide at
the pool could have given us

good directions.

- He probably just wanted us
to take one of his crazy tours.

- Ugh.

- Come on, let's hit it.

- You said hit it, what?

- We gotta split up.

- All right, later, Jay.

- Doesn't this beat staying in the room?

- I suppose.

- See, there's more to life
than playing video games.

- Ha, like what, specifically?

- Wait a second.
- What?

- Did you hear something?

- No.
- I know I heard something.

In the bushes.

- Stop it, stop trying to scare me.

- Arturo.

- Miguel, why am I looking
only at one man here?

Please do not tell me that
you let them get away.

- I'm sorry, Arturo.

- What's going on?
- Shh.

- And where, may I ask, is
this genius partner of yours?

- I haven't seen him since we split up,

but I did find this off of the falls.

- A video camera.

Good, we can make a movie.

- So what do we do now?

- Now?

I guess we take them to
go see the man, yeah?

Come.

Come, come.

- You know, this is
kidnapping, really kidnapping.

- Yes, I am aware of this, thank you.

Why don't you just pretend

that you are in one of your movies,

yes, like the Hillbilly Hostage, hmm?

- You saw Hillbilly Hostage?

- Oh, indeed, it was
a truly terrible film.

You getting this?

I'm getting it all.

- Dios mio.

- I am sweating like a pound puppy.

I can't believe I let
you talk me into this.

- I think you're gonna
forgive me real soon.

- Oh, really, is there
a mall around that bend?

- Something even better.

- Honey, you weren't
kidding, it's so beautiful.

- See, I told you.

- Come on, let's go for a dip.

I got you, hurry up!

Let's go, it's cold!

- Boss, there is
something you need to see.

- First give me some good news.

- We got the director, we
got the actress and we got

that one, whoever the hell she is.

- What happened there?

- The guy tried to be a hero.

- What about the others?

- Listen, there is no time
for this, you have to see

what is on here.

- Gimme your gun.

- What?

- Your 45, give it to me.

When I ask a question, you answer.

- Two of the prisoners
got away, JC is missing.

I think he might be dead.

- Why?

- One of the men brought
this back from the falls.

You take a look what's on
it, I think you'll know why.

- Lock them up with the professor.

All right, let's see
what's so damn important.

Bad boy!

- Still pissed at me?

- Nah, it's hard to stay mad

in a place as beautiful as this.

- Good, 'cause there's a little something

I'd love for you to do for me.

- Ricky, whatever did you have in mind?

- First, hold the fort,
I gotta water the plants.

- You're such a geek.

- I'll be right back.

- No, take your time, I'm just
gonna go for another swim.

Okay!

- Rick?

Rick?

Where are you?

Rick, if you're punking me,
consider yourself single!

Heck?

- Come on, move it, let's go.

- Coming.

- One big happy family.

- Rick?

- You getting this?
- I'm getting it all.

It's fantastic.

It's just like you said.

- Stop.

Run it back from there.

- You see, that crazy scientist did it.

He was telling the truth.

We need to get out of here right now.

- Pike, what is it?

- This is no turtle egg.

- Dios mio, it came out
of that thing, didn't it?

- Please, come on.

- Hey, I hate snakes, okay, you know that.

- We're not dealing with snakes.

- Something much worse.

It's like an unholy
union between a piranha

and an anaconda.

- You mean a piranhaconda.

- I can't believe you just said that.

- Guys, please just get rid of this thing

before that other one
comes sniffing around here.

- You know what, Pike, maybe he's right,

I mean, we have lost a guy already.

- This could be worth a fortune

and I never leave money behind.

- What about the ransom?

- We stick to the plan, I don't
care if it's Satan himself

in that jungle, I don't
leave until I get paid.

- Don't bother.

They took the distributor cap.

It's like they didn't
want us going for help.

I'm glad you're alive.

- Yeah, yeah, me too.

So what do you want to do?

- Well, we go back the
way we came, it's 14 miles

back to the highway.

- Uh-huh.

- We follow these treads,
go looking for trouble.

- Lemme get some supplies.

- Hey, Gunner, there's one more thing.

- That guy that was chasing me?

It sounded like something
got him, some kinda animal.

- Animal, what kind of animal?

- Like nothing I've ever heard before.

- Well, I'll get more supplies.

- Why would anybody want to
kidnap a low budget movie crew?

- MGM recently bought our studio.

They've got deep pockets.

- Of course, MGM could
decide not to pay a cent.

Hey, Kimmy, kinda curious, how big

is the studio's insurance policy on you?

- Lock it up, Milo, they'll pay.

- It's Milo!

- Whatever, when I get back,
I'm going on Oprah and Leno,

the whole talk show circuit.

This is exactly what my career needed.

- Unless our illustrious
host decides to put

a bullet in your head.

- You know, you're a long
way from the university,

Professor, what are you doing out here?

- Honey, if I told you,
you wouldn't believe me.

- Why don't you try us?

- When I was a kid, my dad
worked for Santiago oil company.

Him and the whole crew
went into the jungle,

never came out, lot of
rumors started to circulate

and people got kind of scared.

A few more disappeared and then

everything stopped, all of
a sudden, just like that,

real quiet for 50 years.

Then two weeks ago, a
tour group disappeared.

- Oh my God, I read about
that on the internet.

- Yeah.

Well, it's true, you know.

Something in the river.

Something big.

Something bad.

Something that likes to eat people.

Are you on crack?

- Okay, my friends, on
your feet, everybody,

outside, let's move.

Ah, no, no, no, you,
lizard man, you can stay.

Come, let's go outside.

Come.

All right, stop, that's far enough.

- You, hold this.

- What's going on?

- That's today's paper,
proves that we're still alive.

- Everyone, on your knees, please.

- We have your people, if
you ever want to see them

alive again, you will deposit
$3 million into an account

which I shall name later.

If you do not comply, we
will mail you their heads,

one by one, you have 24
hours to think it over.

- All right, got it.

- Can't you see this man
needs medical attention?

- You should worry about yourself.

- Okay, people, on your feet.

Come on, move it.

Or maybe you want us to
shoot the other foot, yes?

- I have to pee.

- Miguel, watch these two.

You, come.

Here you go.

Pick a bush, don't be shy.

- I don't really need to go.

- Oh really?

Then why don't you tell me
what it is that you do need?

- Your word that you
won't hurt anyone else.

- I could maybe do this
for you, but what are you

going to do for me in return?

Okay, wait, slow down, okay?

- Sure, we can take our time, yes, mmm.

- Arturo, what happened?

- That loco chica, she was
playing kickball with my cojones.

- You want I should go after her?

- No, I want you to stand
here asking me questions.

Yes, go.

- Can I wear Pike's mask?

- I don't care if you wear
flip flops and a speedo.

Go get her!

- Ain't you coming?

- No, I'm gonna stay here
in case she doubles back.

Can't believe he's wearing that mask.

- Come back here, you little witch.

You're dead!

I know you're there.

You're gonna die, girl,
you're gonna die!

Stop there!

I'll get you.

I got you.

- So do you think they'll pay?

- Well, either they will or they won't.

- Wow, what keen insight.

You know, it's a good thing I plucked you

from that strip joint before
you rose to fame in Vegas.

My world would be at
such a loss without you.

Ow!

Anybody else had done that,
they'd have a hole right here.

- Yeah, well, your gun's
all the way over there.

- What is it?

- Sorry, boss, I have some bad news.

- I hate bad news.

- All right, time to die!

- You can't, the ransom, remember?

- You're just the script
girl, who's gonna miss you?

- Dammit, Arturo, I can't
believe you let her get away.

Why didn't you go after her?

- You kidding me, go after
her, with that freak out there?

- Help!

Help, oh my God, it's out
there, it's out there,

it ate him!

- We know, we know, get her
back in there with the others.

- He's dead!

- What is that place?
- Some kind of mill?

Been dead for a while by the looks of it.

You got binoculars?
- Yeah, yeah, here.

- They got Rose.

- Is she okay?

- She looks scared.

- What's the plan, Jack?

- I don't know.

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

Well.

As long as I get to blow
some stuff up, I'm okay.

- I think we can work that out.

- Eh.

Aw, come on.

Thought you could swim
away, huh, little fishie?

Maybe next time I don't throw you back.

- Rose.

Rose, are you with us, darling?

- He's telling the truth,
there's something out there

that's worse than those kidnappers.

- Well, what is it?

I don't know.

It's like this giant snake,
but it's not a snake, man.

- It's an evolutionary line jumper.

- In layman's terms?

- It's a random mutation of enormous size.

A hybrid with keen senses.

Put simply, it's probably
the most dangerous predator

ever known to mankind, I've
been hunting that damn thing

for 20 years.

I finally found it.

- You guys are cuckoo for psycho puffs.

If there was something out there,

it'd be on National Geographic or YouTube.

- Not if it evolved to avoid detection,

burrowing under the ground
and going into some sort

of state of hibernation, coming out

every once in a while to fill its belly.

That's not all it does.

I fell into its nest of eggs.

- Freeze right there.

- Please don't shoot.

Whoa.

- Here you go.

- No, I don't do guns.

Hey, you were a Marine, right?

- Right outta high school.

- Tell me you were some
kind of force recon

badass or something.

- No, motor pool badass.

- Motor pool.

- Ready to do this?
- Hell no.

Let's do it anyway.

- What was that?

- Trouble, let's go.

- Hey there, you guys missed me?

- Jack, you're alive.

- Who's this guy?

- We'll explain later, let's
get outta here, thanks.

- I'm so happy to see you.

I thought it got you.

- Thought what got me?

Come on, this way.

Okay, we're gonna head
for those SUVs out there.

You know how to use this?

- Yeah, learned that on the
set of Die, Charlie, Die,

but I should have the machine gun.

That's 50 yards of open ground out there.

You'll never make it alive,

not without someone covering you.

- No, Milo, we're not leaving you.

- And I can't make that
run, so either we all

stay here and die together
or I give the rest of you

a fighting chance.

- A good thought.

- What do you think?

- Good luck, let's go.

- And now here's something
the whole family can enjoy.

- Almost got it.

- Almost isn't good enough, we gotta go.

- Get the hell outta here!

- We gotta bigger problem.

- Oh!

I've got this.

- No!

- Gunner!

- On it, no more, what happened to Gunner?

- He's gone, Rose, he's gone.

- Somebody tell me what
the hell I just saw?

- It's a reptilian predator.

It's real!

It's really real.

- I tried to tell you that.

It grew at a hyper
accelerated growth rate,

it's capable of anything,
it's a genetic freak.

- Hey pal, this is what I just
heard, blah blah blah blah.

Give me the short answer.

- It's some fricking
snake monster, all right,

is that short enough for you, just go!

- That thing is way too fast for a snake.

- Why is it chasing us?

Hold on!

- We lost it.

- I doubt it, that creature hunts

with a predatory sense of smell.

- Oh, no way.

- We're so dead.

- Be quiet.

- I won't get to be on Oprah.

- I'm working on it.

- Stay right there, I
got something for you.

- What are you doing, Jack?

- What are you doing?

Ew!

- Thank you Jack, thank
you, thank you, thank you.

- What's wrong?

- We're almost on empty.

A bullet must've hit the
gas tank, we got lucky.

- Excuse me, how is this possibly lucky?

- Because we didn't die
in a fiery explosion.

We're too exposed on this road.

- I think there's a marina
out there in the jungle.

Maybe we can get a boat.

- From here, I'm not sure.

If we follow the river
south, maybe we'll find it.

- Aren't we forgetting something?

This isn't chicken yolk,
all right, that thing

is laying eggs out there.

- This day just keeps
getting better and better.

- What's wrong?

Think back to your
sex ed classes, Ms. Weston.

Takes two to make an egg.

- There could be another one.

- It doesn't matter, if
we stay on this road,

those kidnappers are
gonna find us for sure.

We gotta risk it.

- So what happened?

The monster's dead,
and so is this crap machine.

- You sure that thing is
dead, because I watched

about 10,000 rounds bounce off its hide

like they were freaking tic-tacs.

Okay, good, so now what?

- So now we go after 'em.

- Listen, Pike, I think maybe
we've gone far enough, yeah?

It's just time to let it go.

- Talia died screaming.

We're not gonna rest
until they're all dead.

Hi, Rick here, I'm in Hawaii

for the next week enjoying
the wildlife, leave a message.

- Hey, lady?

- Jeeze, what happened to you?

- Oh, not much, I hurt my foot,
do you have a car somewhere?

- Do I look like I have a freaking car?

- What's wrong?

My boyfriend,
he dragged me out here

to this beach because he
said it was gonna be romantic

and then he just disappeared

and I don't know, maybe the
jungle swallowed him up or--

- No, lady, you don't
understand, it's not the jungle.

- What are you talking about?

- There's a creature out
there, like a huge snake

or something, I don't know, all I know

is that it hunts people.

- Um, Mister, um...

I think you need some help.

- No, no, we both need help, listen to me.

- No, Rick, Rick?

Rick, Rick!

- This is why I don't get married.

- Rick, where are you, honey?

Rick, Rick?

Honey, come on.

Rick, Rick?

- I could really use a drink.

- It's over here.

Fresh water.

- Thank you.

- It's good, huh?

It's good.

- Everything got so
crazy, I didn't tell you

I'm sorry about Gunner, he was a good guy.

- Yeah, he was a good guy.

You got yolk all over your shirt.

- It's sticky, I can't get it off.

- Take this, okay?

- Why are you smiling?

- I got you out of your
top and it's not even

our second date.

- Oh, really, you think you're
gonna get a second date?

- I like my chances.

- Get us outta here alive and we'll talk.

- Mmm.

- Oh, you're on the hate list.

Oh my gosh, what is all this?

Lady.

- Stay away from me.

- No, you don't understand, you and I

are in the wrong place at the wrong time.

- You're crazy.

- No, that creature I told
you about, this is its nest!

- You mean--

- Yeah, I mean.

- What are you doing?

Lady, stop it, let's just get outta here!

- God, there really is another
one out there, isn't there?

- It sounds close.

- Yeah, a little too close.

Let's keep going.

- You can drink when they're all dead

and not a second before.
- Sorry.

- The hell is this?

- If I live through this, I'm making up

for every bad thing I've ever done.

- That's a whole lot, isn't it, hon?

- Bitch.

- Wait, what's this?

- That's mine, that's what it is.

- No, this is the egg I saw in the jungle.

- When we escaped from those kidnappers,

that thing went after us.

Lots of easy prey around and it went after

a speeding SUV?

- What are you suggesting?

- It wasn't going after us,
it was going after this.

- You said yourself it
has hyper acute senses.

It was tracking us because of this egg.

- What are you gonna do, kill it?

They're a species unknown to mankind.

Needs to be studied, Jack.

- You put all of our lives at risk

by bringing this along.

- I guess I did.

- We're not bringing it
back to civilization.

You get in the boat with Kim,
you go back to the docks,

bring the authorities.

- Where are you going, Jack?

- The movie vans are close.

Some of Gunner's pyrotechnics are inside.

Get back in the boat with
Kimmy, go to the docks,

get the authorities.

- No, I'm staying with
you, you need my help.

- Fine.

This I gotta see.

- Hey, where are you guys going?

Hello, did anyone bring any sunscreen?

No, are we still going on the boat?

Why is professor creepy taking
notes like we're some kind

of lab animals?

- I don't trust him.

- No, me neither.

He might come in handy, though.

- Your trap, it reminds me of something.

- You don't remember?

- It's been a long day, Jack.

- I got the idea from the
Head Chopper two script,

after our killer eviscerates
the motocross rider.

- Right, right, Kimmy uses
the head chopper's childhood

teddy bear--

- And lures him into a
fireworks factor, and boom,

big old Hollywood explosion.

- Sounds dicey.

- Well, it is dicey, worked in the movie.

- Doesn't mean it's gonna work here.

- In case you haven't noticed,
we're running outta options.

- You could've gone for
help, but you didn't.

You came back and searched for us.

- There's no way I was
gonna leave you behind.

Couldn't let anything happen to you.

- Thank you for saving me.

- Well, that's how I roll, baby.

- Run, run!

- Yeah, that's it, run, that
way it'll be more like sport.

- You kill them, you can
say goodbye to your ransom.

- This isn't about money anymore.

That thing killed the
only woman I ever loved

and you brought it on.

This won't make us even,
but it'll be a start.

- Wait.

Did you hear that?

- Hear what?

- Listen, man, I can kill that thing.

I got a detonator in
here and I can kill it.

- Maybe it can't hear us.

- It doesn't need to hear us.

- Guess it was nothing.

- Go!
- Jack!

- Get him outta here, I'm
gonna go get the detonator.

- No, Kimmy, I will do that.

- Just shut up, let me do
something good for once!

- I'll see you in hell, baby.

Oh my God.

- Kimmy!

- She's gone.

- What's this, kitty spit up a hairball?

- Jack, what are you doing, he's dead.

- That's right, that's why
he's not gonna need this.

Rose, Rose.

I want you to get to the
docks, I'm telling you,

you get on the boat and you
get the hell outta here.

- What about you?

- Gunner's explosives were all set.

I can still kill that thing.

- The detonator's gone.

- I got my detonator right here.

If it doesn't work, I'll get on that ATV

and I will hightail it outta here.

- You've been shot, Jack.

- It's nothing.

- Please don't die?

- I'm a stunt man.

This is what I do.

I'll be fine.

Wait, wait!

Kimmy didn't make it, Jack stayed behind

to finish this thing.

- Sounds like he didn't make it.

Time for an exit.

- Oh jeeze.

Well, well, well, this will come in handy.

So will that.

Hold on tight,
princess, you never know

what we might bump into.

I don't see it!

I can feel it, it's near.

It knows we're here.
- How would you know?

I have a
feeling they developed a taste

for slow moving, halfwit
humans who stuff their face

with fast food.

- I don't understand,
why is it following us?

- I don't know.

It's never been spotted this
far down the river before.

Don't worry about it, sweetheart.

- What about this?

- Give me that.
- No!

- Give it to me!

Hey, hey, gimme that, hey!

- Jack could've stopped it.

- There are six billion homo sapiens

running around on the planet.

Biologically speaking we
are a cheap commodity.

That's a priceless evolutionary wonder,

the discovery of which will
probably go down in history.

You can count on that.

My father taught me to
succeed at any price.

- You're crazy, it killed your father!

- Give me that!
- No!

- I said give it to me.

This is gonna make me one
hell of an omelet.

You know what, this
isn't over, little bitch.

There it is.

You bastard.

No!

Hey, hey!

Hey!

Rose!

- Jack!

It was him, it's him.

- What, where's Lovegrove?

- He's dead, it's following me.

- Okay, quick, get on, get on, get on!

Let's get rid of these
things once and for all.

The only way is to get the mama.

- Yeah, punch it!

Hang on.

- Did we lose it?

- Well done, come on, the
falls are this way, come on.

Okay, come on, come on, be
careful, watch your feet.

That slimy snake is down there somewhere.

When she senses her baby
is close, she'll come.

They got a sixth sense for their eggs.

Come on, show your ugly face.

Where is it?

- Take this.

That's it, keep coming, keep coming.

This is what you want.

Catch this, you ugly bitch.

- When do we hit the detonator?

- Just before we hit the water.

- What, oh God!

Don't you ever do that to me again!

At least not until our second date.

Run, Forest, run!