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Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
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I couldn't send Neron into hell
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without sending Dez down with him.
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I killed the man I loved, and for what?
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John, you have to stop this.
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If Desmond isn't dragged to hell
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and you don't join the Legends,
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the effects could be cataclysmic.
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History be bloody damned.
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I really care about you.
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This thing between us, it isn't real.
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It never was.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Uh...
- What's that?
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I think John just broke time.
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♪ ♪
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Oy, see, check this out.
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I got my powers back.
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[MEOWS]
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Zari.
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Constantine did it.
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He changed the timeline
back in New Orleans.
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He saved old Dez.
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[MEOWS]
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Unfortunately, I have no
idea why you're a cat, Z.
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- [GRUMBLES]
- Oh, quit your whinging.
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I know it's a pretty raw deal for you.
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Especially 'cause...
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Well, who knows what
they put in cat food.
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[GROWLS]
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On the plus side you are cute as hell.
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Z, it has been an experience.
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Now, I'm gonna set the autopilot
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to take you back to the "Waverider,"
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but first we're gonna drop
me off somewhere fabulous.
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[EXCITING MUSIC]
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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[JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[GIGGLES]
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Hope y'all are thirsty for champagne.
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Because I'm feeling a little bubbly.
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- [CHEERING]
- Whoo!
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Hello, Red.
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Ms. Monroe. How's
lady luck treating you?
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Red, it's me. Charlie.
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- Shapeshifter.
- Cheers to Saint Patrick.
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What are you doing here?
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I haven't seen you since
we escaped from that prison.
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Yeah. Hey listen, mate.
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You got to stop doing
your leprechaun magic
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so out in the open like this, all right?
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I do this all the time.
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These humans, they
don't notice anything.
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Watch.
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- Lucky 11. Winner!
- [CHEERING]
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Quit doing that.
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But I'm just having a little fun.
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What's got you so worried?
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The Magic Police?
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They're called the
Legends and I'm just trying
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to stay off their radar
for a little while.
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Sounds to me like you're scared.
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What, of them? [SCOFFS]
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No, no, no, they're not dangerous.
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They're just annoying
little boy scouts, you know?
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[LASER BLAST, PEOPLE SCREAM]
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Reach for the sky, you filthy animals.
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Pretty please.
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He asked nicely.
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Greetings, gentlemen.
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Ah, the leprechaun.
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You fellas play?
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Ahh... no.
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[PANICKED SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God. Why did you do that?
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Marilyn Monroe.
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I am killing it at
historical figure bingo.
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All right, everyone, calm down.
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We just saved your butts
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from a very dangerous magical creature.
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Who are you guys?
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[SCOFFS]
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[RETRO MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[WHIMPERS]
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ ♪
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Hi, Nate Heywood. Monster hunter.
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Just wanted you ladies to
know you're in good hands.
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[PRIMAL SCREECH]
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[SCREAMS]
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Man, Garima is gonna flip
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when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe.
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Do you think a murderous alien queen
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that sprang to life from Mick's
fantasies is into Marilyn?
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Yes.
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Hmm.
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What is up with these guys?
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Gideon, any messages while we were gone?
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You missed calls from Barry Allen,
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Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El.
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Sounds like the annual crossover.
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Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.
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Did I tell you Oliver owes me money?
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[LAUGHTER]
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[MEOWS]
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I bet this year they'll swap costumes.
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Oh, Zari. Well, I'm glad to see
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that you made it back to the ship okay.
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[GROWLS]
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Okay, I hear you.
You're still mad at me.
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Listen, I really need your help.
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[MEOWS]
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All right, yeah, I can
see that being a cat
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is your main concern right now,
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but I still don't know why you're a cat.
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Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat
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during the team's encounter
with a Fairy Godmother.
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Whoa, Gideon, your
latest upgrade, smoking.
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Thank you, Miss Jiwe.
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Amaya Jiwe, yup, that's me.
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And may I say your
new upgrade and accent
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are also smoking.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know, I'm just trying something out.
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[MEOWS]
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Yeah, okay, one last question.
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Why are the Legends
homicidal wankers now?
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If you're referring to the
Custodians of the Chronology,
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their policy towards magical creatures
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has been shoot on sight
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since their disastrous
encounter at Woodstock.
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Right. Thanks, Gideon.
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[SIGHS]
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Must be fallout from
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Constantine altering the timeline.
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Right, this zero tolerance
bollocks ends now.
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Hey, people!
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I have an announcement to make.
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Please, gather around.
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Come listen.
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So I know our shoot-first,
ask-questions-never policy
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has lead to some
interesting decorations,
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but it's time to change.
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From now on we are going to
capture the magical creatures
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and bring them to the Bureau
like we are supposed to.
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Why are you looking at me weird?
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Well, just seems like a shame
to change our policy now.
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Considering we're so close
to capturing our white whale.
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That's a "Moby Dick" reference.
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And what is your white whale?
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The only creature we
haven't been able to capture
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because it's quite elusive.
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Maybe because it has the
ability to change shape.
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Shapeshifter!
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How dare you step on this ship
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and pretend to be our dead captain.
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What?
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Wait, Sara's dead?
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Yeah, that's why we
know you're not Sara.
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Is that why you guys are like this?
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Like what?
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Hunting down magical
creatures like it's a...
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Yes!
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Damn it, Garima.
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I called dibs on killing
shapeshifter last week.
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You know what? He did.
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You remember when we were roasting
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that little baby Gryphon,
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which was delicious, by the way,
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but you guys got into an argument
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about who actually killed
it, so then Ray got upset
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and he was like, "Hey, I
wanna kill the shapeshifter."
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Oh, it heals itself
and turns into Amaya.
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This is not good.
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- Kill her again!
- I get to kill her this time.
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After her!
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- [MEOWS]
- Zari.
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Oh, bollocks.
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- Go, go!
- Come on, Ray!
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- [MEOWS]
- Check the library!
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Make sure she doesn't steal anything!
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♪ ♪
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They've become maniacs.
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- Okay, this is bad.
- [MEOWS]
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What, Constantine?
Yes, this is his fault.
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He needs to help us fix
this, but where is he?
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[ELECTRONIC BEEPS]
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Nice work, Zari cat.
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[GRUMBLES]
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I can't very well walk
around here looking like this.
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[MEOWS]
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Oh, hush, it's still me
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despite the insane grin on my face.
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I don't remember there
being a memorial here.
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Sara Lance struck down by unicorn.
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Bollocks.
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Gary, you're late.
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Uh, sorry, Mr. Heywood,
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my cat-sitter quit on me, so...
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This place is going to
hell in a hand basket.
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Yeah, it's my bad, sir.
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Look, the Custodians of the Chronology
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just destroyed a freaking leprechaun.
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All right, you know
what? If you see them,
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tell them they're getting
a scream-down from me.
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Oh, one more thing, Mr. Heywood.
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Have you seen John Constantine around?
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Is that a joke?
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He's been in confinement for months.
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You put him there.
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- Idiots.
- Right.
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This isn't the when
when I'm supposed to be.
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- [GROANS]
- Johnny... Johnny...
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[SCREAMS]
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No, the truth is not the truth!
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All right, this is not the when
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when I'm supposed to be.
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You should go.
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So what's real, Johnny?
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Reality is fractured, but the pieces,
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they speak to each other like light
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between broken mirrors.
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John Constantine.
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Confined for becoming
dangerously unstable
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after suspected time crimes.
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Are you real?
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Do you exist? Because it's
really hard to tell these days.
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Yup, bloke's gone cuckoo.
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[GROANS]
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Ha.
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I sense a familiar face.
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- Who is that?
- [MEOWS]
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- Z? Z, Is that you?
- [MEOWS]
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Why the transmogrification?
Let's get this sorted out.
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- [GROWLS]
- [WINCES]
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Yeah, all right, I'm sorry,
but this is the only way
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that you will know your true self.
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[CHANTING SPELL]
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Oh, finally.
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[COUGHING]
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Hairball.
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Because of you dicks, I
have been a cat for so long.
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Do you know where this tongue has been?
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Places.
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I wasn't sure that
reversal was gonna work
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because I've been feeling a little,
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you know, insane lately.
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Yeah, well, you only
have yourself to blame.
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Wait, what?
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You created a time wave
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when you changed your past with Desmond.
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Because you're the epicenter,
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your experience of this
timeline and that one
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both exist in your brain.
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Just give me a break here.
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All right, what you're trying
to say is that I broke time?
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Yes, back in New Orleans.
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Sure, you don't have to live
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with the guilt of damning Desmond,
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but you also never joined the Legends.
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Without John's help with
the unicorn at Woodstock,
267
00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:18,280
Sara died, which made
the Legends into killers.
268
00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,480
Well, there's only one way to fix this.
269
00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:22,500
We go to back to
Woodstock and we save Sara.
270
00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:24,130
- Yeah.
- No!
271
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,970
Guys, you're not listening to me.
272
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:29,040
You have to go to New Orleans
and set history back on track.
273
00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,300
Whoa, whoa, Z.
274
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,410
You're suggesting a total
reset of the timeline.
275
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,570
What we need is a surgical strike.
276
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,520
Now, if we save Sara,
277
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,880
then the Custodians of
the Chronology never exist.
278
00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,080
I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned,
279
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,320
Bob's your uncle.
280
00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,050
I'm sorry, guys.
281
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:47,420
I have to stop you before you
before you make this any worse.
282
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,760
Ow!
283
00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:51,220
[CHANTING SPELL]
284
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,890
All right, then.
285
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,260
- I'm sorry, love.
- [HISSES]
286
00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,400
Until you can learn
to stay out of my way,
287
00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,500
then you...
288
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:03,000
- [SNARLS]
- ...are a cat.
289
00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:04,570
In the mood for a prison break?
290
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:07,240
Oh, yes I am.
291
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,300
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
292
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,270
[FURTIVE MUSIC]
293
00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:18,520
Is the coast clear?
294
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,560
[METAL CLINKS]
295
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,600
How much of that did you hear?
296
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,080
Uh... nothing at all.
297
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,950
Nothing about breaking
out or hacking history.
298
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,800
Please don't turn me into a cat.
299
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,190
Well, I didn't turn her into cat.
300
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,490
I returned her to being a cat,
301
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,320
which is considerably
easier, believe me.
302
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:38,360
But if you gotta, maybe
a Calico and real fluffy.
303
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,060
Okay, I'm ready. Do it.
304
00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:42,300
- What are we gonna do with her?
- I have no idea.
305
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,600
You don't have to do
anything. I wanna help.
306
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,130
You do?
307
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,110
The Custodians of the
Chronology must be stopped.
308
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,010
They turned my Kaupe friend into a rug.
309
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,910
So if you're trying to defeat them,
310
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,660
I want in.
311
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,150
Oy, watch the bumps, yeah?
312
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,260
- Oy!
- Shh, someone might hear you.
313
00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:03,810
Red Alert, the "Waverider" is landing.
314
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:06,120
- Red Alert.
- Oh, man, the Custodians are here.
315
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,360
Could things get any worse?
316
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,580
Wait, stop right there.
317
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,170
Are you me?
318
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,820
Yes.
319
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,300
From the future.
320
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,130
[GASPS]
321
00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,440
Do I ever find love, or
at least my sunglasses?
322
00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:22,640
They might be in my other pants.
323
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,410
Yes, Gary, all that and more.
324
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,810
[LASER BLASTS, GLASS SHATTERING]
325
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,310
It's the Custodians!
326
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,950
But right now, I need you
to delay the Custodians.
327
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,860
Okay. Oh, but be careful.
328
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,950
There's been reports of a
shapeshifter on the loose.
329
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,680
Yeah, I know that already.
330
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,550
Because I'm you from the future, dummy.
331
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,930
Secure the prisoners.
332
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,960
Lockdown protocols have
been activated. Hurry!
333
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,140
Okay.
334
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,160
Come on.
335
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,890
We gotta find a place to hide.
336
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:49,340
Knock, knock, anybody home?
337
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,600
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
338
00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,670
Come on, hurry up! Let
me out of this thing.
339
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,010
Oh, God.
340
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,740
Where are we?
341
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,610
This is Ava's office,
342
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,120
but she's gone.
343
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,950
Gone, gone?
344
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,120
I'm right here, you idiots.
345
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:13,920
Dad, we tracked a shapeshifter here,
346
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,400
so we're gonna need you to stand down
347
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,560
and let us our job and bag it for you.
348
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,940
Your job, son, is to bring the creatures
349
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,000
back to the Bureau alive.
350
00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,700
Not leave their insides
strewn through history.
351
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,060
It's called payback for
what they did to Sara,
352
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,140
and don't get in our way.
353
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:32,410
Sharpie? What happened to you?
354
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,630
I'm allowed to grieve in my own way.
355
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,010
Why the hell are you out of your cell?
356
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,710
Well, plans change, luv.
357
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,920
Are you sure you're
okay, Director Sharpe?
358
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,550
I'm fine!
359
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,780
I'm just taking some time
to get my head together
360
00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,890
after Sara was unicorned.
361
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,790
I'm really sorry about that.
362
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,730
Things are not as they seem.
363
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,400
- Amaya?
- No.
364
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,530
Well, it's a long story, but time is...
365
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,270
Well, broken.
366
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,630
What are you talking about?
367
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,170
Well, you see, you're
living in a timeline
368
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,000
that doesn't exist, and
we are from a timeline
369
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,960
where your hair is still blonde.
370
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,030
Okay, I don't have time
for this timey-wimey crap.
371
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,540
No, no, this is the truth.
372
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,760
Now, listen. The
Custodians of the Chronology
373
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,020
are actually the Legends of Tomorrow
374
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,790
and they're the good guys, mostly.
375
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,720
Yeah, and the kicker is
Sara is supposed to be alive.
376
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,650
Did you say Sara's alive?
377
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,810
BOTH: Yeah.
378
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,200
I knew it!
379
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,520
I knew something was wrong.
380
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,090
I mean, I like the Indigo Girls,
381
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,830
but they should not be a way of life.
382
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,500
Then let's help them set things right.
383
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,800
What do you guys need from me?
384
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,830
[TENSE MUSIC]
385
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,500
♪ ♪
386
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:38,210
Well, well, well, look who's
helping our magical fugitive.
387
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,570
Take position.
388
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,810
We were looking for you.
389
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,480
Got eyes on suspects.
390
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:45,110
Thought you might want to have some fun.
391
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,150
I got 12 gauges of fun right here.
392
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,380
That's it.
393
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:51,320
I'm placing you all under arrest.
394
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,520
Shut your mouth, pops.
395
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,260
Go!
396
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,630
Take cover!
397
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,290
Get 'em out of here!
398
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,360
[GROANS]
399
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,570
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
400
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:10,750
♪ ♪
401
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,850
[GUNSHOTS]
402
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,820
I'll cover you. Go save Sara.
403
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,660
[YELLS]
404
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:28,660
[SCREAMS]
405
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,360
Did they really all
just kill each other?
406
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,460
Don't think about it.
407
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,400
And we'll go back in
time and we'll fix things.
408
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,620
We have to.
409
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,910
Target ahead.
410
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,510
Arming the weapons now.
411
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,120
Is that what I think it is?
412
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,050
Twilight Sparkle come to life.
413
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,490
[WHINNIES]
414
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,220
We didn't screw things up
for the better this year.
415
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,100
We screwed things up
for the more magical.
416
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,870
- Yes! [LAUGHS]
- Nice shot!
417
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,240
Who the hell's in the jump ship?
418
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,480
Who cares? Mission accomplished.
419
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,310
And you guys thought
we needed Constantine.
420
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,480
Yeah, we saved Sara's life.
Now that should fix everything.
421
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:28,650
The Custodians should be
back to being the Legends,
422
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:32,450
and Zari should no longer be a cat.
423
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,390
All right, this might
be a crossed wired thing
424
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,800
in my brain, but that is still
425
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:37,120
a cat sitting there, isn't it?
426
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,090
Killing the unicorn
didn't solve the problem.
427
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,760
[MEOWS]
428
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,770
No, Zari, we're not
going back to New Orleans.
429
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,870
We need to find out what's
wrong with this timeline
430
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,170
and fix it.
431
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,800
All right, we go back to the Bureau,
432
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,810
figure out our next step.
433
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,480
Charlie, come on. Talk to me, luv.
434
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,950
What's happening? Is everything normal?
435
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,350
No.
436
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,090
In fact, things are
pretty far from normal.
437
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,130
No reason to panic. We still got this.
438
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,340
Right, we'll find out how the
boys died in this timeline,
439
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,720
then we'll go back and save them,
440
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,150
and hopefully when they return
441
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,740
they won't be magical
creature murderers.
442
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,690
Right, sounds so simple.
443
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,690
Hey, watch it.
444
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,170
Out of the way, suckers.
445
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,360
Make way for S.O.S.
446
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,030
What the hell is S.O.S.?
447
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,910
[ROCK MUSIC]
448
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:42,100
♪ ♪
449
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,630
[HISSING]
450
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,200
[TIRES SQUEAL]
451
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,370
[GROWLING]
452
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:58,550
♪ ♪
453
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:07,080
[INDISTINCT SINGING]
454
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:14,260
♪ ♪
455
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,490
Good morning, Sirens.
456
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,230
ALL: Good morning, Hank.
457
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,000
Well, I hope you're
ready to go to work today
458
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:27,070
because we have one hell
of a case on our hands.
459
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,800
If anyone knows what
happened to the guys,
460
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,240
it'll be them. Hang tight on the ship.
461
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,680
Looks like I'm joining the S.O.S.
462
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:39,020
All right, ladies. Weapons check.
463
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,820
Way ahead of you, babe.
464
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,550
My pistol's hot and ready.
465
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,270
Hey, girls. Save some fun for me.
466
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,780
Amaya, what are you doing here?
467
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,100
We thought you went back to 1942.
468
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,280
I did, but then I heard
about your monster problem,
469
00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,380
and, well, I couldn't stay away.
470
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,650
It's perfect timing.
471
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,160
We are up to our peaches
with magical creatures
472
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:06,890
and about to kick some ass.
473
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,360
I'm in.
474
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:10,930
[MEOWS]
475
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,500
[GROANING]
476
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,570
Johnny, just be honest with me.
477
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,500
This thing between us, it isn't real.
478
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:18,470
It never was. It doesn't exist.
479
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,710
Get it together, John.
480
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,040
Come on. Get your head together.
481
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,640
- [SIGHS]
- [MEOWS]
482
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,010
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
483
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,650
I know what you're thinking.
484
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,619
You want me to put things
back the way they were,
485
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,510
but that's not gonna bloody happen.
486
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,880
[MEOWS]
487
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:36,220
No, I'm not all right to be honest.
488
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,890
[GROWLS]
489
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,320
So what kind of fun costumes
490
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,060
are we gonna need for this mission?
491
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,990
We don't do costumes anymore.
492
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,846
Yeah, we stopped so we
could streamline missions.
493
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,600
Yeah, why get all dressed
up if we're just wasting
494
00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:48,400
these magical creatures straight away.
495
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,520
[COUGHS]
496
00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:51,100
I mean, please tell me you don't keep
497
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,670
a trophy room of their skulls.
498
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,770
[LAUGHTER]
499
00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:58,110
What do we look like? Barbarians?
500
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,080
- No, we just toss them.
- You what?
501
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,290
Yeah, ever since that
Fairy Godmother killed
502
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,480
Nate, Ray, and Rory we just waste
503
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,320
any magical creature
that comes in our path.
504
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,590
No questions asked.
505
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,620
Well, they can't all be bad.
506
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,760
We haven't met a good one.
507
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:15,190
Hey, how is Zambesi?
508
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,430
Hmm? Who?
509
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,230
Zambesi. Where you're from.
510
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,370
It's great.
511
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,470
Yeah, it's, like, chill.
512
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,980
Super chill. [LAUGHS]
513
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:31,840
If I do what you ask,
514
00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:34,780
I'd be sending Desmond to hell.
515
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,350
[GROANS]
516
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,920
[MEOWS]
517
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:42,050
Yeah, I know, maybe I
deserve this insanity.
518
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,620
Oh, you're all soft.
519
00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:46,410
Oy, wake up, losers.
I know how to fix it.
520
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,960
Right, we got to take care of
the Fairy Godmother in Salem.
521
00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:51,250
Fire up the ship. I'm
heading up there now.
522
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,330
- [GUNS CHARGING]
- Cor blimey.
523
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:57,720
No more tea and crumpets
for this dodgy doppelganger.
524
00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:02,040
Hard Drive here knew you
weren't really Amaya all along.
525
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,780
I'm equipped to detect
shapeshifter pheromones.
526
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:08,610
How fortunate our white
whale swam right into our net.
527
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,020
What is with you guys and white whales?
528
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,250
Oh, you really think
you three can take me?
529
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:17,400
Oh, I can take you alone. [LAUGHS]
530
00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:22,290
Damn it. Get back here!
531
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,470
Oh, hey. How were the
Sirens in Space-Time?
532
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,140
Well, they're not the Custodians.
533
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,430
They may actually be worse.
534
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,430
Now, let's go save the lads.
535
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:38,890
The three of you have been so
rude with your nasty attitude.
536
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,360
♪ It will be ever so sublime ♪
537
00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:44,530
♪ To slowly choke you up with vines ♪
538
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,130
Whatever you're gonna do, Charlie,
539
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,440
you better make it fast.
540
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,600
I got this.
541
00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:51,540
♪ A peach or a cherry ♪
542
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:56,480
♪ Any good thing to make us so merry ♪
543
00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,110
Prudence.
544
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,480
Fairy Godmother, are you finished?
545
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:01,540
That was fast.
546
00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:04,120
Yes, and I was thinking,
547
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,330
if I'm to be your Fairy Godmother,
548
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:09,460
you must start behaving
like a proper young lady.
549
00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,860
How do you mean?
550
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,360
Oh, nothing dreadful
or out of the ordinary.
551
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:17,340
Just chores, daily baths,
552
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,670
church service each morning,
553
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,810
and you must start eating broccoli.
554
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,670
But I don't want all that.
555
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,940
Well, until our bond is severed,
556
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,950
I'm afraid that's the way it must be.
557
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,520
Now, eat the broccoli.
558
00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:40,490
Fairy Godmother, I relinquish you.
559
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,890
That's cool.
560
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,690
♪ I alone may become satiated ♪
561
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,990
♪ When you're all asphyxiated ♪
562
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,640
My bond with Prudence has been severed.
563
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,940
[GUN WHIRS]
564
00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,850
Oh, fiddlesticks.
565
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,950
You know, I hate to jinx us,
566
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,140
but I really think we
nailed it this time.
567
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,890
I just hope you guys are right.
568
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,080
What's wrong? What are you looking at?
569
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:20,740
There something on my nose?
570
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,350
Bollocks.
571
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:27,930
- Anything yet?
- Don't rush me, luv.
572
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:29,900
Who knows what surprises
wait for us in here.
573
00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:32,170
Looks like there's
reptilians in the Renaissance.
574
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,210
Sounds like a team meeting.
575
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:34,760
I'll just pop in and say hello, shall I?
576
00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:36,700
So put on your period-appropriate boots
577
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:39,800
because we are going lizard stomping.
578
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:41,470
Oh, hey, everybody, look.
579
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,910
It's our good friend, John Constantine.
580
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,610
ALL: Yay.
581
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,310
What the...
582
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,010
ALL: ♪ Flying through history ♪
583
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,580
♪ Solving some mysteries ♪
584
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:55,020
♪ We give bad guys the boot ♪
585
00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:57,290
♪ In super hero suits ♪
586
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,890
♪ We'll win our victory ♪
587
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,540
♪ By stopping witchery ♪
588
00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,790
♪ So they've got magic ♪
589
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,160
♪ Well we've got heart and fabric ♪
590
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,770
♪ Puppets of Tomorrow ♪
591
00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:13,840
♪ Puppets of Tomorrow today ♪
592
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:17,970
Welcome to "DC's Puppets of Tomorrow."
593
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:20,530
"Fraggle Rock" is going on here?
594
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:24,880
Well, today we learned about
the importance of cooperating.
595
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,920
And about the number three.
596
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:30,390
And about a famous man
from history named Napoleon.
597
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,750
ALL: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
598
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,390
I think I need a drink.
599
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,130
Ooh, we can help.
600
00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:38,460
♪ When you're thirsty for a drink ♪
601
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,270
♪ And you just can't reach a sink ♪
602
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,030
ALL: ♪ You gotta ask for a help ♪
603
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,930
No, stop. All right, please, please.
604
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,400
- No more singing.
- [ALL GRUMBLE]
605
00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:48,840
Just tell me, why are you puppets?
606
00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:52,280
Because Rory called us a
bunch of Time Bureau puppets.
607
00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:55,480
Yeah, and then he ran off
with his new partner in crime.
608
00:25:55,490 --> 00:25:58,480
[ROCK MUSIC]
609
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:05,660
♪ ♪
610
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:11,610
So did you figure out how
I turned into a damn puppet?
611
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:13,160
Yeah, it's worse than I thought.
612
00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:14,360
After we managed to separate
613
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,530
the Fairy Godmother from Prudence,
614
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,400
she somehow glommed onto Rory.
615
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,360
You can probably figure out the rest.
616
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,870
Well, we're just gonna have
to keep fixing what's broken
617
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,770
- until we get it right.
- Yeah.
618
00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:27,810
[DETERMINED MUSIC]
619
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:34,990
♪ ♪
620
00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:37,330
Damn it.
621
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:41,370
Nope.
622
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,320
Hmm.
623
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,770
No plaques.
624
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,090
No plaques. No plaques.
625
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,690
We did it. I'm shocked to bits.
626
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,130
Everyone's alive, Zari's human again,
627
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,490
and I still have my powers.
628
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,740
Ah, that's smashing news, luv.
629
00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,900
Yeah. I mean, sure,
it's got a few cracks,
630
00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:23,270
but fixed the timeline.
631
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,670
- See that, Zari.
- John, are you okay?
632
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,640
Yeah, yeah, it's... Never better.
633
00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:32,110
[TENSE MUSIC]
634
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:35,980
John. John.
635
00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:38,670
[GROANS] What happened?
636
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,980
Passed out, mate.
637
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,510
He didn't just pass out.
638
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,600
His brain can't handle
639
00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:44,920
this wad of bandages
you call a timeline.
640
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,590
I can take the pain, luv.
641
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,020
What if you can't?
642
00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:49,160
What if you die, John?
643
00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:50,330
What happens to all the people
644
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:52,960
who need you alive and Constantine-y?
645
00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:54,560
Yeah, well, you can leave
that to the real heroes,
646
00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:57,970
all right, because
I'm done giving a damn.
647
00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,420
Oh, I see.
648
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:03,240
This is isn't about
saving Desmond anymore.
649
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,680
It's an excuse for you
to give up on yourself.
650
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa, just
leave him alone, will you?
651
00:28:07,490 --> 00:28:10,510
You think because there's no
plaques the world is fixed?
652
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,850
I promise you, it's just
as messed up out there
653
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,220
as it is in John's brain.
654
00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:15,990
[GROANS]
655
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,040
I know you don't want
to send Desmond to hell,
656
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,000
but that doesn't have to
be the end of the story.
657
00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:25,560
You of all people can find a
way to keep fighting for him.
658
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:29,230
Go to New Orleans and set things right.
659
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,730
Don't listen to her.
660
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,630
Come on, John. It's you and me.
661
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,570
We can make this timeline work.
662
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,370
No, Charlie.
663
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,510
We've tried over, and over, and over
664
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,580
to get what we wanted
and it hasn't worked.
665
00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,250
Zari's right.
666
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:45,510
There's still hope for Desmond,
667
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,520
and maybe there's still
hope for your powers too.
668
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:50,690
Hope?
669
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,330
My powers aren't some magic trick.
670
00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:53,560
They're who I am.
671
00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:54,720
I'm not gonna just sit around
672
00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:56,890
and hope that they come back.
673
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,290
I'll fight for them.
674
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,000
[GROANS]
675
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:03,000
[TENSE MUSIC]
676
00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:07,300
♪ ♪
677
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,270
This ain't over.
678
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,260
Not by a long shot.
679
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,040
Ava, I wasn't expecting to see you here.
680
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,650
Yeah, the Bureau got an emergency alert
681
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,920
about a magical presence
in New Orleans, 2018.
682
00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:23,350
I thought maybe we could
check it out together.
683
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,790
Let's get to work.
684
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,360
Cool.
685
00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:32,940
[FURTIVE MUSIC]
686
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:40,130
♪ ♪
687
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,130
[GROANS] Jeez.
688
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:58,030
I didn't live this specific
moment, but I remember it.
689
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,120
It's all part of jumbled, bloody memory.
690
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,440
By the way, only about
10% of what you're saying
691
00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:04,790
makes any sense, but
by all means continue.
692
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,580
Right, so the earliest me
just left for the market.
693
00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:10,010
The other one is upstairs
breaking up with Dez right now,
694
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:13,950
and when Dez leaves upset, I stop him.
695
00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:15,420
Put things back to normal.
696
00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:16,620
All right, good luck.
697
00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,390
Blimey, that's a lot of ammo.
698
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,680
- Blimey?
- Huh?
699
00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:29,830
Oh, I meant wow.
700
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,980
All right, boys, orders
are shoot to kill.
701
00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:33,040
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
702
00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:34,670
Shouldn't we discuss
what kind of creature
703
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,680
we're dealing with here?
704
00:30:35,681 --> 00:30:37,340
We can't just go in guns a-blazing.
705
00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:40,430
What if whatever's causing
this is just a little misguided?
706
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,820
It's a magical fugitive.
707
00:30:41,830 --> 00:30:43,760
We kill those.
708
00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:46,100
You two head out. Stay on the comms.
709
00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:51,580
I killed the man I loved, and for what?
710
00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:53,440
To buy New Orleans a little more time?
711
00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:54,750
Neron needs souls...
712
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,130
Okay, right, I think... I think that
713
00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:00,580
something should be landing
right here any second now.
714
00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:02,990
I work alone.
715
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,690
Got it.
716
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,350
All right, Gideon,
what are we looking at?
717
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,560
I've located multiple
targets on the ground
718
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,730
each one with a substantial
magical signature.
719
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,070
Do we have a visual yet?
720
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,620
Coming up now.
721
00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:18,400
Wait, that's John Constantine,
722
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,100
and there's more than one of him.
723
00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:22,740
Looks like our shapeshifter
has a shapeshifter friend.
724
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,820
Wait a second, how do you know that
725
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:25,270
that's not really Constantine out there?
726
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,640
Because it's John Constantine.
727
00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:27,820
He doesn't time travel.
728
00:31:27,830 --> 00:31:29,300
Believe me. I tried to recruit him.
729
00:31:29,310 --> 00:31:31,000
Okay, so why don't we
capture all three of them
730
00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:33,910
so we can find out if any
of them are the real John?
731
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,350
What is wrong with
you? You feeling okay?
732
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,350
I'm fine. I'm just a firm
believer in taking precautions.
733
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,120
Precautions. Good one.
734
00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:45,790
Ray, Rory, what's your status?
735
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,430
All right, we're in position,
736
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,440
with our sights on the shapeshifter.
737
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,760
When do we get to shoot?
738
00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:53,500
All right, on my mark, open fire.
739
00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,670
Sara, don't.
740
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,370
Damn it, Ava, why not?
741
00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,220
'Cause I'm the shapeshifter.
742
00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:04,980
Guys, stand down, we have
a code blue on the ship.
743
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:06,820
What the hell's a code blue?
744
00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:08,920
Just don't shoot yet.
745
00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:10,880
There's something going on in your life.
746
00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:11,960
Just be honest with me.
747
00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:13,760
Yeah, do you know what?
This thing between us?
748
00:32:13,770 --> 00:32:15,260
It isn't real. It never was.
749
00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:17,250
It doesn't exist.
750
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,620
You should go.
751
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:22,900
Yeah, you're right. I should.
752
00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:27,100
But this, this was real, Johnny.
753
00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:39,680
Hey, you... you dropped this.
754
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:41,230
My phone.
755
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,960
How did you get down here?
You were just upstairs.
756
00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:45,350
Yeah, never mind about that right now.
757
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,740
I have something really
important to tell you.
758
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,750
You know what? I think you've said
759
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,020
quite enough today already...
760
00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:52,360
No, no, Dez, please.
761
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,430
Give me a minute, all right?
762
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,730
So you're the shapeshifter.
763
00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,630
Why do you look like Amaya?
764
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,770
It is complicated, but
this is how you know me.
765
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,500
What's happened to the
Legends to make you like this?
766
00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:06,900
What do you mean?
767
00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:10,040
You guys are so intent on
killing magical creatures.
768
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,920
Can't you see that this is wrong?
769
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,040
Not really.
770
00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:22,770
Look, now I know this sounds crazy,
771
00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:25,120
but the me that you were
just speaking to upstairs
772
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:28,050
is my past.
773
00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:31,090
So you break up with me out of the blue,
774
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,960
act like a total ass, and suddenly
775
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,430
that's in the past, just like that?
776
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Listen, literally, that
is me from ages ago,
777
00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:41,060
but the person who's standing
in front of you right now
778
00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:43,810
is a little bit older and
he's a little bit wiser.
779
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,380
Sure. Still playing games, clearly.
780
00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:47,980
Look.
781
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,980
I thought this was real.
782
00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:51,780
Yeah, it is real, Dez, and that's why
783
00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:54,680
I moved heaven and earth
so that I could save you
784
00:33:54,690 --> 00:33:57,320
from a lifetime and eternity of anguish,
785
00:33:57,330 --> 00:34:00,880
anguish that I caused.
786
00:34:00,890 --> 00:34:02,650
Look...
787
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,730
I guess what I'm trying to say is
788
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:07,190
I'm sorry you ever even met me.
789
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:13,680
Don't be sorry.
790
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:16,460
Only a fool would fall in
love in John Constantine
791
00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:19,730
and not expect it to be rocky.
792
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:22,030
I knew the risks
793
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,940
and I took 'em anyway for you.
794
00:34:29,290 --> 00:34:31,650
I'm still pissed at you.
795
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:34,410
Why can't we just go back
to the ways things were?
796
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:37,980
That's exactly what I was thinking.
797
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:39,120
What is that?
798
00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,020
Know one thing, Desmond.
799
00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:43,860
I'm not quitting on you.
800
00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:46,100
[ELECTRONIC ZAPS]
801
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,900
Sara, crazy-looking Constantine
802
00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:55,200
just memory-flashed a civilian.
803
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,240
Can we shoot him yet?
804
00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:57,270
Wait for my signal.
805
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,010
I'm dealing with a
situation on the ship.
806
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,930
Constantine might be...
807
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:04,680
Sara? Sara?
808
00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:06,750
Hold on a second, Ray.
809
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,820
Where did you get that?
810
00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,760
Look, I don't know who you are,
811
00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:13,180
or why you are on my ship,
812
00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:15,010
but you're never leaving.
813
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,610
Oh, hello, handsome.
814
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,330
What are you doing standing
in the middle of the street?
815
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:27,730
I was...
816
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:30,100
You... you went to the market.
817
00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:31,600
I did.
818
00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:33,740
Next thing I know I was
standing in the street.
819
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:36,410
- I don't know.
- [CHUCKLES]
820
00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:38,970
Wait, Sara, please.
821
00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:40,560
Just tell me why
822
00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:43,600
you're so intent on
killing magical creatures.
823
00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:46,010
Because that's how we stay alive.
824
00:35:47,890 --> 00:35:49,930
[GROANS]
825
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,050
Stop doing that!
826
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,460
- Don't you remember London?
- No.
827
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:55,800
When you and I first met
828
00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:58,460
and I helped you see the
truth about magical creatures.
829
00:35:58,470 --> 00:36:00,400
And how did you do that?
830
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,800
By being me?
831
00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:04,300
By showing you that I'm
not here to hurt humans.
832
00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:06,730
That not all monsters
need to be put down.
833
00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:09,230
That's cute, but never happened.
834
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,630
What...
835
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,200
How can you not remember?
836
00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:14,440
Bollocks.
837
00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:16,250
Because of Constantine,
you and I never met
838
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:19,890
and you never changed.
839
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,290
I'm the missing ingredient
840
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,670
in every one of these botched timelines.
841
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,780
I'm sorry,
842
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:29,620
but all I see is a threat
that needs to be taken out.
843
00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:32,790
Ray, fire when ready.
844
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,100
- You got eggs.
- I got the eggs.
845
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,030
I got the bread. Got everything we need.
846
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,200
Soufflé?
847
00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:41,120
Soufflé, but first things first, eh.
848
00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:44,120
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
849
00:36:44,130 --> 00:36:51,300
♪ ♪
850
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:13,110
♪ ♪
851
00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:46,030
You need to be a part of the team.
852
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,500
Your shapeshifting days
are over, sweetheart.
853
00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:50,810
- No!
- I know who's coming for you.
854
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:52,640
But choosing a life of magic,
855
00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:54,280
it never leads to a happy ending.
856
00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:56,240
That's the thing about time travel,
857
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,880
there's always a way.
858
00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:00,620
I'm sorry, Dez.
859
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:12,630
John, you okay?
860
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,870
Yeah, well,
861
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,830
my mind is no longer split in two,
862
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,540
but can't say the same
about my heart though.
863
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,970
You?
864
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:26,250
Well, lost my powers.
Back to being mortal.
865
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:29,450
Sorry, guys. It had to be done.
866
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:32,340
Well, let's go on and
find the Legends, shall we?
867
00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:34,150
Yeah, see if all this was worth it.
868
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,390
Yeah.
869
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,360
Well, everything seems
pretty normal so far.
870
00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:50,280
This isn't over, you dingalings.
871
00:38:50,290 --> 00:38:53,290
You better watch your knees, Sara Lance.
872
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,180
Oh, no, is everyone a puppet again?
873
00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:57,320
What?
874
00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:59,320
- What are you talking about?
- I'll kill you all!
875
00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:02,270
I got an anti-magic isolation chamber
876
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,240
with your name on it, Mike the Spike.
877
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,720
Ah, the usual insanity that
passes for normal around here.
878
00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,550
What is this?
879
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,660
Why are you being so weird?
880
00:39:13,670 --> 00:39:15,490
Well, I...
881
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,980
I do have a little bit of a
tale to tell, to be honest.
882
00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:19,180
You fancy a drink?
883
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,420
Hmm, one of those stories.
884
00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:24,740
Let's go.
885
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:29,210
Hey, Zari, I wanted
to say that I'm sorry.
886
00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,010
For what? For stuffing me into a bag
887
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,740
or almost destroying all of history?
888
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:35,480
Well, yeah, that too, but
what I'm really sorry about
889
00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:37,920
is that we got off on the wrong foot.
890
00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:39,250
You're a shapeshifter.
891
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,780
Your whole deal is tricking people.
892
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:42,690
Yeah, but now I'm being honest with you.
893
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,990
You know, I could have been anyone
894
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,520
when I got my powers back.
895
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:47,630
Do you know why I kept
coming back to this form?
896
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,250
Because Amaya is very hot?
897
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,720
It's because this is the form I was
898
00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:52,090
when I joined the Legends.
899
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,430
Now, I have been a part of many crews,
900
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,630
and you guys...
901
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,800
Well, you're not rubbish.
902
00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:02,540
Listen, destroying
history for personal gain,
903
00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:05,710
it's happened to almost everyone here.
904
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,750
Rite of passage.
905
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,020
So you think I'm hot then?
906
00:40:17,130 --> 00:40:20,620
I made snicker doodles with your recipe.
907
00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:22,290
Not bad.
908
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,660
Hmm.
909
00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:26,420
I'm reading your novel.
I'm on the last chapter.
910
00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:29,430
Your females characters
are shallow, libidinous,
911
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,900
and so much fun to read.
912
00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:33,200
Hmm. Thanks.
913
00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:37,440
Yeah, good job, um, Rebecca Silver?
914
00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:38,940
Nom de plume.
915
00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:40,380
Got it.
916
00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:42,270
So let me get this straight.
917
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,820
They're making love on
the surface of the sun?
918
00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,670
It's a metaphor.
919
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,020
Got it.
920
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,730
And the worst part?
921
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,990
It didn't even make a bloody difference.
922
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,230
I was a fool thinking I
could outrun this fight
923
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,360
flying around with you lot.
924
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:04,400
Yeah, we tend to fly
directly into fights.
925
00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:07,870
But we do it together,
926
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,440
and we have your back.
927
00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:11,960
Well, as long as you know
928
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,940
what you're getting yourself into
929
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:17,450
because a demon like Neron,
he doesn't just want to win.
930
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:21,930
He wants to win in the
cruelest possible way.
931
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,400
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
932
00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:28,890
Yeah?
933
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,500
The Kaupe escaped?
934
00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:33,030
Here's what I want you to do.
935
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,540
Track him down and
recapture him, or else.
936
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:43,270
Um, there's been a setback,
but we'll make it right.
937
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,210
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
938
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,470
Oh, you'd better.
939
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,300
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