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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:05,267 - * RIDING THROUGH YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD * 2 00:00:05,267 --> 00:00:06,297 * OUT TO PULL A... * 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,670 * NO... AND I'M THAT SMOOTH * 4 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:09,967 * I'M THE SHADOW ON YOUR BLOCK * 5 00:00:09,967 --> 00:00:10,967 * DRESSED IN ALL BLACK * 6 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,127 * AND WHEN THEY RUN UP * 7 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:13,733 * I'MA MAKE 'EM FALL FLAT * 8 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:15,433 [tires screech] 9 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:19,973 * I WANT YOUR DOUGH, NOT YOUR LIFE * 10 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:23,727 * BUT I'LL TAKE ONE * 11 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:28,103 - AAH! 12 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,800 [siren wails] 13 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:41,167 both: NO! 14 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:44,467 - MOM! WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO SHAKE DOWN SOME WHORES 15 00:00:44,467 --> 00:00:45,827 FOR HOLDING OUT ON US. 16 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,303 - SO GO OUTSIDE AND DO IT. 17 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,670 LOOK, I DON'T LIKE WHAT THIS GAME IS DOING TO YOU BOYS. 18 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,467 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE TOTALLY FINE. 19 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,997 [hisses] - THE LIGHT BURNS! 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,470 - DID YOU EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 21 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:57,527 - AIN'T NO TIMES FOR SLEEPS. WHAT, WHAT? 22 00:00:57,533 --> 00:01:00,233 - YUP, YUP. A SLEEPIN' PIMP'S A DEAD PIMP. 23 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:02,733 - OY, IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD THAT TO YOUR COUSIN DINO, 24 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:04,233 GOD REST HIS SOUL. 25 00:01:04,233 --> 00:01:06,333 - I KNOW THEY SAY PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY, 26 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,233 BUT THIS LEVEL'S PRETTY EASY. 27 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:10,133 - YOU BOYS DON'T KNOW NOTHING 'BOUT PIMPING. 28 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,633 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 29 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:13,473 UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, 30 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:14,797 B, A, SELECT, START. 31 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,770 NOW YOU GOT A FLEET OF A HUNDRED HOES. 32 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:19,727 AND I GOT A NEW CELL PHONE. 33 00:01:19,733 --> 00:01:22,073 SUCKER LITTLE WHITE KIDS! 34 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,730 [bell rings] 35 00:01:32,733 --> 00:01:34,073 [pager vibrates] 36 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:36,497 - WHY'S EVERYONE SO WEIRD ON CHAT ROULETTE? 37 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,430 SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHOW THEIR NUTS. 38 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:39,803 - HEY, JEENA. 39 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,900 - I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 40 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,670 I GOT 10,000 ACRES ON FARMVILLE TO HARVEST, 41 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,367 CARROTS TO SEED, FORGET-ME-NOTS TO WATER, 42 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:45,497 COWS TO MILK, GOATS TO BREED, 43 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,070 AND I GOT TO PUT DOWN A HORSE. 44 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,367 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THAT FOR? 45 00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:49,767 - IT RELAXES ME! 46 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:51,297 - BREATHING IN... 47 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,500 BREATHING OUT. 48 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,800 OH, MY GOD. 49 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,300 I ALMOST FORGOT TO BREATHE. I HAVE TO TWEET THAT. 50 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,470 - OH, THAT'S IT. 51 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:00,327 I HAVE HAD IT ABOUT UP TO HERE WITH ALL OF YOU. 52 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,773 [groans] OH, YOU GET THE IDEA. 53 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:04,597 YOU'RE ALL NEGLECTING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES 54 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,330 BECAUSE OF YOUR CONSTANT SEXTING 55 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,233 AND NON-STOP TWITTER TATTING 56 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:10,133 AND GODDAMN FACE POKING. 57 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:12,373 - O-M-F-G. ASHTON JUST TWEETED. 58 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:13,667 HE FORGOT TO BREATHE TOO. 59 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,267 - GIVE ME THAT. 60 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:18,267 OH. OH, GOD. OH, CAN'T... 61 00:02:18,267 --> 00:02:20,497 OH, OKAY. ALMOST GOT IT. 62 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:23,230 JUST A LITTLE MORE. OH, GOD! 63 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:27,933 [alarm beeping] - AAH! SAVE THE ELECTRONICS! 64 00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:32,073 - [groans] OH, [bleep] MY LIFE. 65 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,427 - * BUDGET GUTS AND TESTING * 66 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:36,173 * HAVE RUINED ALL OUR SCHOOLS * 67 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:38,397 - LET'S HEAR IT FOR PRINCIPAL GURNIEL. 68 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,830 - THANK YOU, VONEETA. 69 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:42,703 MM, MM. THAT'S A LOVELY SCENT YOU'RE WEARING. 70 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,130 - IT'S TACO SPICE. 71 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:45,673 - WHY AM I MISSING A SHIFT FOR THIS? 72 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:46,867 - CHILL, PARENT-HEADS. 73 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,597 WE'VE CALLED THIS EMERGENCY PTA MEETING 74 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,270 BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 75 00:02:50,267 --> 00:02:52,697 AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM MS. TEETS' BANDAGES. 76 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,770 - TO BE FAIR, THIS ONE IS FROM CAGE SEX, 77 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:57,297 BUT THIS ONE HERE, THIS IS FROM THE CHILDREN. 78 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,770 - SEEMS YOUR LITTLE GROMMETS 79 00:02:58,767 --> 00:03:00,627 ARE HOOKED ON TECHNOLOGY, PEOPLE. 80 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:03,133 - IT'S TRUE. THE ONLY WAY THAT MY MONDO 81 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:06,133 GETS ANY EXERCISE IS WHEN I MOVE HIS FEET WHILE HE'S SLEEPING. 82 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:08,633 - I CAUGHT MY SON CYBER BULLYING ONLINE. 83 00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:09,973 IT'S TERRIBLE. 84 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:12,397 HOW'S HE EVER GONNA GET ANY HANDS-ON EXPERIENCE? 85 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,370 WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, HUH? 86 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:18,067 WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF AT A PTA MEETING? 87 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,397 - SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 88 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,670 - WELL, LUCKILY THERE'S HOPE. 89 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,627 [eagle shrieks] 90 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:24,533 - HOWDY. I'M CLAW JONES. 91 00:03:24,533 --> 00:03:27,603 YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME FROM MY SHOW CLAW AND ORDER 92 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,400 ON THE WILDERNESS CHANNEL. 93 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,400 [polar bear growls] 94 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,930 - AAH! 95 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:42,303 [crocodile roars, whimpers] 96 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,770 [sheep bleats] 97 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:44,867 [eagle shrieks] 98 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:46,867 NOW THAT I'VE SKULL-BLASTED THE WILD, 99 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:50,597 I'VE SET MY EYE ON THE MOST DANGEROUS BEAST THERE IS-- 100 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,770 TEENAGERS. 101 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:54,667 AAH! 102 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,727 REMEMBER WHEN VIRUS PROTECTION WAS A CONDOM, 103 00:03:57,733 --> 00:04:01,673 APPLE WAS A FRUIT, AND A MOUSE WAS A LITTLE BITCH RAT? 104 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:05,067 WELL, YOUR KIDS DON'T. 105 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:06,267 ONE WEEK WITH ME, 106 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,367 AND YOUR KIDS WILL LEARN TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT, 107 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:11,927 APPRECIATE NATURE, AND CONQUER THEIR GREATEST FEARS. 108 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:13,573 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TOMMY? 109 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:15,527 - [laughs] YOU'RE THE BEST, CLAW. 110 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:16,803 - SO REMEMBER, 111 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,430 WHEN TECHNOLOGY HAS YOU DUCT-TAPED IN A BASEMENT PRISON, 112 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,873 JUST CLAW YOUR WAY OUT. 113 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:24,297 [rock music] 114 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,800 - MM, I DON'T KNOW. 115 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,770 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEND THEM TO TECH REHAB, 116 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,067 WE COULD JUST SUSPEND THEM. 117 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,497 THEN YOU'LL BE STUCK WITH THEM ALL WEEK. 118 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,500 NO SKIN OFF MY TIT. 119 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:34,070 - NO, NO. - THEY'RE YOURS. 120 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:36,697 - TWO DAYS IN THE WILDERNESS? 121 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,370 MOM, I'M SLOW. I'M WEAK. I'M NEEDY. 122 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,697 IN NATURE, I'M WHAT'S KNOWN AS PREY. 123 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,330 - COME ON, MY LITTLE TROOPER. 124 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,333 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SCOUTS? 125 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,533 LOOK AT ALL THOSE BADGES THAT YOU EARNED. 126 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:49,403 - NO, MA, YOU EARNED THOSE. 127 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,400 [rock music] 128 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,830 [grunts] 129 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,303 - MM. 130 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,273 [dummy buzzes] 131 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,267 - MM. 132 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,897 [dummy beeps] 133 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,400 - [grunts] 134 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,470 - MM. 135 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:16,433 - SORRY, MOM. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING. 136 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:18,073 - OKAY. I'M SURE THAT JEENA 137 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,367 WILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO KEEP HER WARM. 138 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,797 - JEENA'S GOING? I'M GOING! 139 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,170 JEENA AND I ARE BOTH GOING, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! 140 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,497 - CALM DOWN. 141 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,970 ALL THE KIDS HAVE TO BE AT THE DOCK 142 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:28,367 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 143 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:30,897 WOW. I WONDER HOW THEY'RE GONNA WRANGLE WADSKA. 144 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,970 - [hisses] 145 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,167 [horn blows] 146 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,697 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S CLAW JONES. 147 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,600 UGH. NOW BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, 148 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,900 I'M GONNA NEED EVERYBODY 149 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,900 TO DROP ANY AND ALL "ELECTRONICALS" INTO THIS SACK. 150 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,300 [all groan] 151 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:48,270 [cell phone ringing] 152 00:05:48,267 --> 00:05:50,397 - YOU WANT TO PLAY HARDBALL? 153 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,870 TAYLOR LAUTNER. 154 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:56,067 THANK YOU. EVERYBODY ON THE BOAT. 155 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,197 - MISS YOU. - HAVE A GOOD TIME. 156 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,070 - HAVE FUN, KIDS. - HAVE FUN. 157 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,427 - HMM. NOW WHAT? 158 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:01,833 - I DON'T KNOW. 159 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:04,803 IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE WE'VE HAD A FREE WEEKEND. 160 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,070 - HOW ABOUT EVERYONE COME OVER TO MY PLACE 161 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,467 FOR SOME FINGER FOODS AND INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION? 162 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:11,397 - COUNT ME IN. - FINGER FOODS. 163 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,970 - SOUNDS GREAT. - I'LL PROVIDE THE TUNES. 164 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:15,227 - NOPE. TUNES ARE BROKE. 165 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,773 - OH, I LIKE YOUR JACKET. 166 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:22,727 - OH, YEAH? ARE YOU GONNA STEAL IT FROM ME 167 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:23,733 LIKE YOU DID TURK? 168 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:25,233 - EXCUSE ME? 169 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:28,633 - LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE, CONTINUE FIGHTING OVER ME. 170 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,133 - TURK SHOWS HIS SACK ON THE INTERNET, 171 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:31,703 AND HE GETS A CAMPING WEEKEND WITH JEENA. 172 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,730 I HAVE ONE NUT SLIP OUT OF MY SWIMSUIT, 173 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,273 AND I GET BANNED FROM THE PUBLIC POOL. 174 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:36,627 TELL ME HOW THAT'S FAIR! 175 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:39,273 - I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT OUR VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS 176 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:40,727 ARE DOING RIGHT NOW. 177 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,773 - PSST. HEY, YOU AWAKE? 178 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,067 - NOW I AM. 179 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,867 - YOU EVER FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING WE DO 180 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:47,967 IS CONTROLLED BY SOME GREATER FORCE, 181 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:50,427 LIKE WE'RE SOME SORT OF COSMIC PUPPETS? 182 00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:52,203 - YOU THINK TOO MUCH. NOW HUSH UP. 183 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,630 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE HOES. [women snoring] 184 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:57,073 - I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE. 185 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:59,097 I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING THROUGH THIS WEEKEND. 186 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,700 - YOUR APPREHENSION IS WELL-FOUNDED. 187 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,500 YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING ON SOME NATURE HIKE, DO YOU? 188 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,370 - UH-HUH. - MANIACAL LAUGHTER! 189 00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:07,597 WE'RE HERE TO BE HUNTED FOR SPORT 190 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,100 BY SOME BLOOD-THIRSTY BILLIONAIRE. 191 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:13,470 WE'LL BE LUCKY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ALIVE! 192 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:14,397 [laughs] 193 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,430 OMINOUS CACKLE! 194 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:17,203 FOLLOWED BY SHIFTY EYE MOVEMENTS. 195 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,170 - BEHOLD. CACHONDO ISLAND. 196 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,767 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL. 197 00:07:23,767 --> 00:07:25,527 - ISN'T THIS NICE? 198 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:27,403 JUST US GROWN-UPS SITTING AROUND, 199 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,630 HAVING A CIVILIZED EVENING FOR ONCE? 200 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:32,773 - YEAH. AND THIS BAKED BRIE IS THE TITS. 201 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:33,797 - THANKS, BRETT. 202 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,300 ALL RIGHT, RULE NUMBER ONE, 203 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:39,600 WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT OUR KIDS. 204 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,970 - YOU KNOW, I ONCE BIT RIGHT THROUGH A PINEAPPLE. 205 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:45,627 - COME ON, PEOPLE. THIS SHOULDN'T BE HARD. 206 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,803 I MEAN, WHAT DID WE DO FOR FUN 207 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,230 BEFORE THE KIDS CAME ALONG? 208 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:51,073 - ALL RIGHT, YOU BREEDERS. WHO WANTS A DRINK? 209 00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:52,127 - THANK GOD. - OH, COME TO MAMA. 210 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:53,133 - YOU'RE A SAVIOR. 211 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:54,803 - NOW LISTEN UP, TECH TWEAKERS. 212 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,700 UGH. I'M GONNA DROP SOME SURVIVAL LOADS ON YOU. 213 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:00,070 MOTHER NATURE'S LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN. 214 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,427 SHE SMELLS NICE, SHE'S PRETTY, AND SHE'LL LET YOU TOUCH HER, 215 00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:05,073 BUT THEN WITHOUT WARNING SHE'LL TURN INTO A REAL BITCH. 216 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,697 SO IT'S ESSENTIAL THAT YOU CARRY 217 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,370 A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF FRESH WATER ON YOU, 218 00:08:08,367 --> 00:08:10,067 OR SHE WILL SUCK YOU DRY. 219 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:12,067 AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. 220 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:15,897 - AH, TRUE, BUT WHY LUG AROUND A CANTEEN LIKE A SAP 221 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:19,100 WHEN OUR BODIES ALREADY CONTAIN NATURE'S CANTEEN? 222 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,070 THE BLADDER! WITNESS. 223 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:25,327 I HAVE HER A CUP OF MY OWN PERFECTLY DRINKABLE URINE. 224 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:28,073 UGH! IT'S GONE COLD. 225 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,797 - DUDE, I FEEL REALLY WEIRD. 226 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,130 I'M LOSING THUMB SPEED. 227 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,673 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST. 228 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,367 - YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL. 229 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:36,067 WE ALL ARE. LOOK. 230 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,467 - UGH. [bird chirping] 231 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,867 WHAT IS THAT RINGTONE? 232 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:40,367 - THAT'S A BIRD. 233 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,197 - CAN WE PUT IT ON VIBRATE? 234 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,070 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THESE BERRIES I FOUND. 235 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,267 OH, DAMN IT. 236 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:50,127 IT'S JUST NOT AS SATISFYING IN REAL LIFE. 237 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:51,673 - OH, I MISS MY FARM. 238 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,067 - HEY, GOOD FIND, JEENA. 239 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:55,197 THIS DEAD ANIMAL HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL PART OF NATURE 240 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,430 AND THE CYCLE OF LIFE. 241 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,333 WE MUST TREAT EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WILD 242 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,303 WITH LOVE AND RESPECT. 243 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,530 [grunts] 244 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:05,673 THIS BOAR-SKIN COAT WILL KEEP ME WARM AND CAMOUFLAGED. 245 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:08,427 IT'S AN INVALUABLE FIND-- 246 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:09,803 NOBODY PANIC. 247 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,970 THIS IS THEIR MATING SEASON. IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL. 248 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:17,897 AND--OH! THAT ONE GOT ME. 249 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,400 - AH...AH... OH. 250 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,730 - OH. HERE YOU GO, MONDO. 251 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,133 - LOOK AT THAT LITTLE STICK. 252 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:27,073 THE MARSHMALLOW'S ALL LIKE, "IS IT IN YET?" 253 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,567 [laughs] 254 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,067 - ALL RIGHT, GATHER 'ROUND 255 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:32,827 WHILE I FORCIBLY INSERT SOME KNOWLEDGE INTO YOUR "BRAIN-US." 256 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:35,373 I TOO AM A RECOVERING TECH ADDICT. 257 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,297 UNABLE TO ESCAPE THE CONSTANT STREAM OF PORNOGRAPHY, 258 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,830 I ABUSED MY BODY, 259 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,703 CAUSING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY HAND, 260 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:44,370 WHICH IS WHERE I GOT THE NICKNAME CLAW. 261 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:46,597 SINCE OVERCOMING THAT, 262 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,430 I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO NATURE. 263 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:50,273 I'VE SPENT MONTHS IN RAINFORESTS, 264 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:51,497 I PUNCHED A BEAR IN THE FACE, 265 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,500 AND I HAD SEX WITH A MOUNTAIN. 266 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,270 - HOW DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH A MOUNTAIN? 267 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:56,697 - DOGGY-STYLE. 268 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,500 POINT IS, YOU GOT TO TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR LIFE 269 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,400 AND START DOING COOL-ASS STUFF ON YOUR OWN, LIKE ME. 270 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,800 NOW LET'S CHOCO-LIFY THOSE S'MORES. 271 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,500 [neck cracks] 272 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,100 [all gasp] 273 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,530 - SPOILER ALERT. HE'S DEAD. 274 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:14,673 - ARE WE SURE HE'S DEAD? 275 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,797 - HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK. 276 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,900 YEP. HE'S DEAD. 277 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,030 - SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 278 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,603 - WE SHOULD EAT HIM FOR ENERGY! 279 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,470 - WADSKA, YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE THE BOAT RIDE. 280 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,397 - CLAW SAID WE SHOULD TREAT EVERYTHING IN THE WILD 281 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,730 WITH LOVE AND RESPECT. 282 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:30,703 WE NEED TO HONOR HIS BODY WITH A PROPER BURIAL. 283 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,730 - MONDO'S RIGHT. - EW. 284 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,300 WHAT? 285 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,330 HE WAS BEING ALL DEAD AND GROSS. 286 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,233 [cell phone ringing] PRETTY BIRD. 287 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,673 - NO, THAT ONE'S ACTUALLY A PHONE. 288 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,167 WHERE'S IT COMING FROM? 289 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:49,797 [cell phone ringing] 290 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,770 - FALLS! 291 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,327 OKAY, NO REASON TO PANIC. 292 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,373 LET'S JUST GET BACK TO OUR FIRE. 293 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,197 THAT'LL KEEP US WARM FOR THE NIGHT. 294 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,230 [thunder booms] 295 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,673 STILL NO REASON TO PANIC. 296 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:03,527 AS LONG AS WE DON'T GET SEPARATED. 297 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:06,073 OKAY, EVERYBODY PANIC. 298 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,067 - OH, MY GOD! 299 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,627 - AAH! 300 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:11,733 - UGH. 301 00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:14,633 HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? 302 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,903 OH, NO. I'M ALONE. 303 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,230 THIS IS THE WORST THING POSSIBLE. 304 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:21,903 [both groan] 305 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,070 [bleep] MY LIFE. 306 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,467 - SEE? ISN'T THIS NICE? 307 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,667 I MEAN, WHY CAN'T OUR KIDS DO THIS? 308 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,597 HANGING OUT FACE TO FACE. 309 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,870 - YEAH, THIS IS THE REAL SOCIAL NETWORK. 310 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,527 AND WHAT'S WITH THIS TWITTER? 311 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,633 TELLING PEOPLE WHAT YOU THINK ALL THE TIME? 312 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:39,333 I MEAN, WE USED TO DO THAT. IT WAS CALLED BEING AN A-HOLE. 313 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,203 - REMEMBER THIS JAM? [pop music plays] 314 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,670 - THINK WE CAN STILL KICK IT? 315 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,427 - YES, WE CAN. 316 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,403 CHECK IT OUT. 317 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,070 HOO. HA. 318 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,967 - WHO WANTS BODY SHOTS, Y'ALL? 319 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,897 OOH, GET UP IN THIS, GURNIEL. 320 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,530 - STAND VERY STILL. 321 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,633 - WHAT? WHY? 322 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,773 - HI-YAH! 323 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:02,067 - THANKS, BRO. THAT WAS CLOSE. 324 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,697 YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE. 325 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,070 - OF COURSE I DO. 326 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,667 WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE ENJOYING THE SURF AND THE SAND, 327 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:10,397 I SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE ON THE INTERNET 328 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,330 PREPARING FOR THE APOCALYPSE! 329 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,073 OR COLLEGE. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. 330 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,497 BESIDES, IT'D BE A SHAME 331 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,400 TO LET AN APPETIZER RUIN AN ENTREE. 332 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400 [hisses] 333 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,870 - WHAT? - ONWARD. 334 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:22,127 - OH, GOD. I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE IS OKAY. 335 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,333 - OH, YEAH? 336 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,233 YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE TURK? 337 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:27,333 - WILL YOU DROP IT ABOUT TURK ALREADY? 338 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,203 YOU GUYS WERE ALREADY BROKEN UP WHEN WE STARTED GOING OUT. 339 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,730 - NO, WE WERE JUST ON A BREAK 340 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,273 WHILE I TRIED TO DATE SOMEBODY BETTER. 341 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:36,267 - MILAN, YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST SELFISH PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 342 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:38,797 - SELFISH? "HI, MY NAME'S JEENA. 343 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,900 "I LIKE TO HUG ENERGY AND RECYCLE WHALES. 344 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,530 PLEASE TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM." 345 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,173 YEAH, THAT'S NOT SELFISH. 346 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,567 - OH, YEAH? HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU CANCELLED THE AIDS WALK 347 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,827 BECAUSE THE RED RIBBON CLASHED WITH YOUR SHOES? 348 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:54,373 [animal grunting, snorting] 349 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:57,697 - [grunts] 350 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:00,070 ALL RIGHT, TURK, WILL YOU GIVE ME A BOOST PLEASE? 351 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,967 - SURE. 352 00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:04,797 [laughs] YOU FALL SO FUNNY. 353 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,230 CAN WE DO IT AGAIN? 354 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,303 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IN SCHOOL I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP, 355 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,730 BUT NOT OUT HERE. 356 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,233 I'M GOING OUT ON MY OWN. 357 00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:13,873 - [quietly] PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. 358 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:14,867 - WHAT? 359 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,467 - NOTHING. KEEP WALKING, FATTY. 360 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,467 - FINE. 361 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,067 - [quietly] WAIT. I NEED YOU. 362 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,497 - WHOA. WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY YOU NEED ME? 363 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,570 - YEAH. FOR PUMMELING YOUR STUPID FACE IN. 364 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:28,397 [quietly] HELP ME. 365 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,670 OKAY, I--I ADMIT IT. I'M--I'M SCARED. 366 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,767 - SCARED? 367 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,597 SO WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 368 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,870 - TONS OF THINGS. THE DARK. BEING ALONE. 369 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:43,267 MIXING UP TWO BLACK GUYS AND CALLING ONE BY THE WRONG NAME, 370 00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:45,097 AND EVERYBODY THINKS THAT I THINK 371 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,570 THAT ALL BLACK GUYS LOOK THE SAME, 372 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,797 WHEN IN REALITY THEY WERE JUST WEARING THE SAME T-SHIRT 373 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,070 AND THEY HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT, 374 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,897 AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, 375 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,600 I CAN'T, AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW I'M-- 376 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,830 - TURK! TURK! CALM DOWN. 377 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,703 I WON'T LEAVE YOU. 378 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,370 - UGH. THANKS, BRO. 379 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:01,067 - BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 380 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,127 AND STOP CALLING ME FAT AND GAY. 381 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,473 - [sighs] FINE. 382 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,667 I'LL STOP CALLING YOU FAT. 383 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,167 [Naughty By Nature's O.P.P. playing] 384 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,067 * * 385 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,397 - BAYONNE BEES! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! 386 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,730 GO, BEES! 387 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,833 - BEES? MORE LIKE Ds. 388 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:23,533 - THAT WAS MY YEARBOOK QUOTE. 389 00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:24,973 - NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 390 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,067 I'LL BE COLLECTING EVERYONE'S LITTLE CAR KEYS. 391 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,297 - OH, VONEETA, THAT'S VERY RESPONSIBLE. 392 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,770 - NO, I'M TRYING TO JUMPSTART THIS ORGY. 393 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,127 - GUYS, GUYS! SHH! GUYS. 394 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:36,173 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SECRET. 395 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,667 I LOVE TEETS! 396 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,867 BUT I CAN'T GIVE HER BABIES. 397 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,867 I GOT NO SWIMMERS. 398 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,530 I GOT TO GO. IT STINKS OVER HERE. 399 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,303 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,270 - WOODIE, WE'RE IN THE WOODS. 401 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,267 WE NEED TO EAT TO SURVIVE, 402 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,197 AND, IF IT HELPS, IT'S A DELICACY IN CAMBODIA. 403 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,300 - OKAY. I TRUST YOU, WADSKA. 404 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,167 HERE'S YOUR HALF. 405 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,167 - OH, I'LL PASS. 406 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,127 I'VE GOT A GRANOLA BAR. 407 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,903 [snake hisses] - OW! SON OF A BITCH! 408 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,330 - WHAT? TOO MANY RAISINS? 409 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,803 - YES. BUT I WAS ALSO JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE. 410 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,870 - OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY? 411 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:17,427 - I WILL BE. I JUST NEED A LITTLE FAVOR. 412 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,973 CAN YOU PLEASE SUCK THE WOUND? 413 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,767 ON MY THIGH. 414 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:22,867 - PASS. 415 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:25,067 - WOODIE, NEED I REMIND YOU 416 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:28,767 THAT I SAVED YOU FROM A DEADLY AND DELICIOUS TARANTULA? 417 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:32,827 YOU NEEDED ME. NOW I NEED YOU. 418 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,973 - OKAY. I'LL DO IT. 419 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:39,067 JUST DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD. 420 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:41,227 GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HEAD. 421 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,373 [animal growls] 422 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,367 - AAH! 423 00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:46,867 - [scoffs] OF COURSE. 424 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,697 TURK CHOOSES YOU. THE GIANT PIG CHOOSES YOU. 425 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,930 EVERYBODY LOVES JEENA. 426 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:53,073 - AAH! HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 427 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:56,127 - UH, I DON'T THINK HE'S INTERESTED IN KILLING. 428 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,173 IT'S, LIKE, MATING SEASON. 429 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,967 - MILAN. - UGH! FINE. 430 00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:04,397 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 431 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,470 OH. YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT. 432 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,727 - I'VE HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE. 433 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,133 I HAD A POT-BELLIED PIG 434 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,273 WHEN IT WAS, LIKE, COOL TO HAVE THEM. 435 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:17,067 IT RAN AWAY, OR WE ATE IT, OR...I DON'T KNOW. 436 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,067 - THANKS, MILAN. 437 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,467 THAT WAS VERY SELFLESS OF YOU. 438 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,227 - NO BIG DEAL. LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS, 439 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,903 THE EASIEST WAY TO DEAL WITH UNWANTED HORNINESS 440 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,100 IS TO RUB IT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY. 441 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,870 [laughter] 442 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,967 - AH, BALLS! 443 00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,497 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! WE'RE GONNA FREEZE! 444 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,700 - DUDE, IT'S COOL. 445 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,830 YOU KNOW, WE CAN JUST SLEEP NEXT TO EACH OTHER 446 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,103 FOR BODY WARMTH. 447 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,100 - THAT'S ACTUALLY A SMART IDEA. 448 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:45,467 - MONDO, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? 449 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:49,197 - NO. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? 450 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,830 [horn blows] 451 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,803 TURK, IT'S A BOAT. 452 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,930 I NEED TO START A SIGNAL FIRE. 453 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:15,403 [grunts] I CAN'T DO IT! 454 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,130 - COME ON, GRUNDLE GOBBLER! 455 00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:19,703 SORRY. FORGOT. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO INSULT YOU. 456 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,930 - NO, YOUR INSULTS ARE HELPING. 457 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,833 YOU'RE LIKE A DRILL SERGEANT. 458 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,273 OR AN ABUSIVE DAD THAT I'M DESPERATE TO PROVE WRONG. 459 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,427 KEEP 'EM COMING. 460 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:29,703 - NOW IT'S TURK'S TIME TO SHINE. 461 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,070 YOU LOOK LIKE AN ABORTED OOMPA LOOMPA. 462 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,597 YOU'RE GONNA GET DIABETES. 463 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,630 YOUR FAT HUSBAND WILL DIVORCE YOU. 464 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,433 YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL 465 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:40,773 WHERE THE GIRLS ARE INTELLIGENT AND ONLY MARGINALLY ATTRACTIVE. 466 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:43,097 - NEVER! 467 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:49,633 - WHOA. YOU DID IT. I LOVE YOU, MAN. 468 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,403 - OKAY, TURK. 469 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,100 HUG'S-- HUG'S KIND OF DONE NOW. 470 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:57,873 - HEY, YOU. 471 00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,427 - [gasps] LET'S GO! 472 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,603 FOLLOW THAT SMOKE! 473 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,770 UGH! 474 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,897 - TYPICAL. THEY'RE ALL PIGS. 475 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,330 JEENA, LOOK! 476 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,900 - WHAT HAPPENED? 477 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,070 - WADSKA GOT BIT BY A POISONOUS SNAKE. 478 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,267 - BUT WOODIE WENT DOWN ON ME. 479 00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,397 LET ME FINISH. TO SUCK! 480 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,230 STILL TALKING. OUT THE POISON! 481 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,633 HOORAY FOR WOODIE! 482 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,103 - LOOK. THE BOAT. 483 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,930 [horn blows, all cheer] 484 00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,333 - HANG ON, EVERYBODY. 485 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,203 WE SHOULD ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS FIRE. 486 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,200 ME! TURK! TURK! TURK! 487 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,570 - THANKS, MONDO. 488 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,797 AND THE NEXT TIME I GET STRANDED IN THE WOODS, 489 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,230 I HOPE IT'S WITH YOU. 490 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,373 [boar roars] 491 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:47,097 - OH, MY GOD! 492 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,330 - WAIT! 493 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,173 - OOH! A TRUFFLE. THESE ARE EXPENSIVE. 494 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,767 WHAT? I EARNED IT. 495 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,067 - [yawns] 496 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,627 - UGH. IS THIS WHAT WE DID IN HIGH SCHOOL? 497 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,273 WHAT WERE WE THINKING? 498 00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,197 OH, CRAP. WE GOT TO GO PICK UP OUR KIDS. 499 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,700 VONEETA, SOMEONE DREW ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 500 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,670 - ARE THEY SWEET WIENERS? - UH-HUH. 501 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,397 - YEAH, I DID THOSE. 502 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,330 - UH, AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK US WHAT HAPPENED TO CLAW? 503 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,273 - [claps] - HOLY [bleep]. 504 00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:26,867 - THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S ME, CLAW JONES. 505 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,497 BACK FROM THE NEVER DEAD. 506 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,670 NOW, USUALLY AFTER I FAKE MY OWN DEMISE, 507 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,827 I JUST HIDE IN THE WOODS TILL THE BOAT SHOWS UP 508 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,233 SO YOU GUYS CAN POP YOUR NATURE CHERRIES ON YOUR OWN. 509 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:36,833 BEING KICKED DOWN A MOUNTAINSIDE 510 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,703 INTO A RIVER AND OVER A WATERFALL WAS, 511 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,070 AS THEY SOMETIMES SAY, A CURVEBALL. 512 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,827 - DUDE, IS THAT YOUR FEMUR? 513 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,673 - YES. YES, IT IS MY FEMUR. 514 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,197 I'M GONNA PASS OUT NOW, 515 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,830 BUT BEFORE I DO... 516 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,933 I'M PROUD OF YOU CHILDREN. 517 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:56,133 - OH, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, MY LITTLE TECH MUFFIN. 518 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,503 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? 519 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,100 - MOM, I FINALLY LIT A FIRE ALL BY MYSELF. 520 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,770 - I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. 521 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:05,667 AND, LOOK, I BOUGHT YOU THAT NEW GAME SYSTEM THAT YOU WANTED. 522 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,227 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED US TO STOP USING THIS STUFF. 523 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,033 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WHILE YOU WERE GONE, 524 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,603 US PARENTS REALIZED THAT WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS 525 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,470 WE DIDN'T HAVE ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY. 526 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,527 YOU KNOW, WE SPENT OUR TIME 527 00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:19,773 GETTING SLOPPY, BLACKOUT... BORED. 528 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:22,797 - DUDE, THIS VERSION'S GOT COP-KILLER BULLETS! 529 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,030 - YEAH, LET'S GO BACK TO MY HOUSE 530 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,773 AND PLAY UNTIL WE HAVE SEIZURES. 531 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,727 - YEAH, UH, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS PLAY AT WOODIE'S? 532 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:30,733 I GOT SOME CLEANING UP TO DO. 533 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:37,633 - [groans] 534 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,173 OH, [bleep] MY LIFE. 535 00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:44,773 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37527

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