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[beads jingle]
- YOU KNOW THE RULES,
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MISS SHARTZ GIRL.
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IT'S TIME TO SAY
"LEDER" TO THOSE HOSEN.
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- ARE THOSE MY GOOD BEADS?
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- IT'S SPRING BREAK, MOM.
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AND FOR SOME REASON,
GIRLS DO AWESOME THINGS
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FOR THESE WORTHLESS
PIECES OF PLASTIC.
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IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME
BELIEVE IN MAGIC.
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- OH, PLEASE.
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- COME ON, TELL ME
THE TRUTH, MOM.
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IN YOUR DAY, I BET YOU
CAUSED SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE.
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- HMM.
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HEY, BOYS!
[crowd oohs]
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HEY, BOYS!
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[cheering]
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HEY, BOYS!
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[explosion]
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HMM, NOT REALLY.
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- WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE
THE GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE.
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I CAN FEEL IT.
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THERE ARE BUTTERFLIES
IN MY STOMACH
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AND IT FEELS LIKE
THEY'RE DRINKING
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AND HAVING UNPROTECTED
SEX IN THERE.
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- AHEM, MONDO, CLOTHES OFF
THE FLOOR, TOILET SEAT DOWN,
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AND TUCK THAT PIZZA BOX ALL
THE WAY UNDER THE BED, PLEASE.
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- AW, COME ON,
IT'S SPRING BREAK.
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I'LL DO IT LATER.
WE'RE BURNING DAYLIGHT.
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- OKAY, JUST PROMISE ME--
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- I KNOW, I'LL BE SAFE, MOM.
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- YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
MWAH.
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I TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT.
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- YOU PINNED A CONDOM
ON ME, DIDN'T YOU?
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- WHAT?
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THOSE SHORTS
DON'T HAVE POCKETS.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION
FOR YOU, WOODFORD.
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- [sighs]
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- MMM.
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- DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE
A CIGAR?
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- THAT WAS THE CIGAR
BEFORE THE CIGAR.
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YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN,
SON.
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THAT'S WHY THIS WEEK,
YOU'RE COMING TO WORK FOR ME.
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- BUT THIS IS MY ONE WEEK
TO DO NOTHING BUT SURF.
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- LOOK, I'M NOT SURE
IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS,
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BUT I TOOK QUITE A BIT
OF FLAK
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FOR THE COMPANY'S LAST
COMMERCIAL SPOT.
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AT THE STONE CORPORATION,
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WE DON'T MAKE
THE BREAST IMPLANT.
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WE MAKE IT LARGER.
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WE DON'T MAKE THE
FIELD-HOCKEY STICK.
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WE MAKE IT SHORTER.
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[cheering]
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AT THE STONE CORPORATION,
WE GENUINELY BELIEVE
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THAT WE'RE MAKING THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE EVERY DAY...
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BY MAKING IT A LITTLE
EASIER ON THE EYES.
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UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PROFITS
HAVE BEEN IN DECLINE
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BECAUSE OF MY PUBLIC IMAGE.
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[grunting]
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THAT'S A PROBLEM,
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AND YOU'RE THE SOLUTION.
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- WHY ME?
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- MY SHAREHOLDERS WILL
SHAKE HANDS
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WITH THE HEIR TO MY THRONE
AND REALIZE
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THAT I'VE BUILT
A FAMILY COMPANY,
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THAT I HAVE VALUES, MORALS, AND
A LOVE FOR ALL LIVING THINGS.
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[animal shrieks]
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PICTURE US SIDE-BY-SIDE,
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FATHER AND SON SPENDING
QUALITY TIME.
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- SORRY, DAD.
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
QUALITY TIME TO ME.
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- YOU'RE PLAYING HARDBALL.
I RESPECT THAT.
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BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE,
A NO IS JUST A DELAYED YES.
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[tires screech]
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- SPRING BREAK LADIES,
SHOW ME YOUR--
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[wind blows]
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BALLS!
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- YOU OKAY, DUDE?
- NO, WOODY.
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WHERE'S ALL THE EASILY
ACCESSIBLE BOOZE,
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THE DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS,
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WITH THEIR LOWERED SEXUAL
STANDARDS?
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
STATUTORY-RAPED THIS WEEK!
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THAT WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN!
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- I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BRO, BUT PLAYA DEL TORO
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HAS NEVER BEEN A BIG SPRING
BREAK DESTINATION.
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- NOT TRUE, MUCHACHOS.
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LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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WAY BEFORE YOUR TIME,
THERE WAS A YEAR CALLED 1992.
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PUBLIC TOILETS DIDN'T
FLUSH THEMSELVES.
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YOU COULD WEAR A JEAN JACKET
WITHOUT LOOKING GAY.
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AND, IF YOU WERE SO INCLINED,
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YOU COULD GET ABSOLUTELY
PLASTERED ON THE BEACH,
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WITHOUT WAKING UP
IN HANDCUFFS!
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AND IT LOOKED A LITTLE
LIKE THIS.
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OR EXACTLY LIKE THIS,
BECAUSE THIS IS IT, MAN.
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- THAT WAS HERE?
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- ON THE VERY SAME SAND.
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- WHY WOULD THEY MAKE IT
ILLEGAL TO DRINK ON THE BEACH?
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- I DON'T MAKE THE LAWS, BOYS.
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[inhales]
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I JUST LIVE BY THEM.
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[coughs]
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- HEY, BOYS!
- MOM?
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- YEAH, I'M GOING TO
NEED THAT TAPE THING
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AND THE MYSTERIOUS MACHINE
THAT PLAYS IT.
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- SURE, HELP YOURSELF
TO WHATEVER YOU WANT,
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EXCEPT FOR THE COMMEMORATIVE
PRINCESS DI PLATES.
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[tearful]
GOODBYE, ENGLAND'S ROSE.
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[cheering]
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- [retches]
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- THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
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- DUDE, WE HAVE EVERYTHING
WE NEED
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FOR A KICK-ASS SPRING BREAK
RIGHT HERE.
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WE GOT TUNES...
[radio dies]
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WE GOT BABES...
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AND A WARM MATT'S
SEMI-HARD LEMONADE.
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WHO AM I KIDDING?
THIS IS SO--
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- FANTASTIC?
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OOH!
FIT WOMEN AND FINE LIQUOR.
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WHAT A SPREAD.
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YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO LIVE.
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MAY I JOIN YOU?
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[police siren]
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- IS THAT AN ALCOHOLIC
BEVERAGE ON THE BEACH?
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- OH, I'M SO SORRY,
OFFICERS.
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I HAD NO IDEA I WAS IN ANY
VIOLATION OF--UNH!
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE
ME ALIVE, [bleep]!
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[vocalizing]
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[gun cocks]
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- DUDE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING?
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- HE'S UNDERAGE?
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THAT'S A FAR MORE
SERIOUS OFFENSE.
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[rifle cocks]
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WELL, BEYOND OUR JURISDICTION.
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- YOU BOYS HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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LET'S GO DO
SOME RACIAL PROFILING.
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- UNH!
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW
REACHED FOR ME
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BUT I GAVE THOSE OFFICERS
THE REACH-AROUND!
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- WHAT DID THEY MEAN
BY "JURISDICTION"?
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- WE'VE GOT TO RESEARCH THIS.
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IF ONLY THERE WAS A PLACE WHERE
THIS KIND OF INFORMATION
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WAS READILY AVAILABLE
TO THE PUBLIC.
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[phones beep]
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- TECHNICALLY, THERE
ARE HOLES IN THE GLOBE
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THAT DON'T FALL UNDER THE LAW
OF ANY ONE NATION.
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- INTERNATIONAL WATERS.
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- SO IF WE'RE FLOATING
20 FEET AWAY FROM THE SHORE--
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- WE COULD DO--
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- WHATEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE.
[laughs]
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[groovy rock music]
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* *
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[police siren]
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- WE DID A LITTLE RESEARCH.
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ACCORDING TOHOWSTUFFWORKS.COM,
YOU BOYS ARE STILL SUBJECT
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TO THE LAWS OF THIS COASTLINE.
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- READ THIS, LAWMEN!
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"ON THE OPEN SEAS, A VESSEL
IS SUBJECT TO THE LAWS
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OF THE COUNTRY'S FLAG
IT FLIES."
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- AND IN JAMAICA...
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[Jamaican accent] THERE BE NO
DRINKING AGE AT ALL, MAN.
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[reggae music]
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* *
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- POSTED.
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JUST CHANGED MY STATUS
ON FACEBOOK TO "LEGALLY DRUNK."
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- DOES JEENA CHECK
YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE?
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- IT'S LEGAL TO DRINK
OFF THE SHORE?
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- CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER
THE RACEHORSE, BABY.
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I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
[laughs]
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- AND JEENA'S FRIENDS WITH...
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- A PARTY IN THE OCEAN?
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AND THEY LAUGHED
WHEN I PAID $11,000
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FOR A LOUIS VUITTON
INNER TUBE.
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- AND MILAN IS FRIENDS
WITH EVERYONE!
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[music plays over ultrasound]
- * BABY BABY BABY OH *
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- IT'S DEFINITELY A BOY.
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[phone rings]
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- IGNORE?
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THAT'S EVEN RUDER
THAN NOT ANSWERING.
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[phones ringing]
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[reggae music]
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* *
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- GET THE BEADS.
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- FIVE QUARTERS
AND A YELLOW SWEET TART.
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- OH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
OPEN MIC NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE.
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- SO I WAS FLYING
ON AN AIRPLANE LAST WEEK
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AND THE PERSON WHO WAS
IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME...
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[belches]
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WAS ME.
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- I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT.
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- IT'S CALLED "FLOATOPIA,"
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AND IT COULD BE THE BIGGEST
SPRING BREAK PARTY OF ALL TIME.
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APPARENTLY THE FOUNDING
FATHERS OF THE EVENT
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ARE THESE THREE STUDENTS FROM
PLAYA DEL TORO HIGH SCHOOL.
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- MONDO?
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[cheering]
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[scattered groans]
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- HELLO!
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- [disgusted grunt]
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[phone rings]
- HEY, MA. IT'S AMAZING!
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A GIRL DID A BODY SHOT
OFF ME,
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IT TICKLED, AND NOW I'M
A LITTLE STICKY, BUT I LOVED IT.
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- IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR SOME STERN PARENTING.
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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- WHOO! WHY ARE
CLOTHES STILL ON?
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- WELL, OKAY,
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED,
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BUT I'M GOING TO TRUST
YOU ON THIS ONE, HONEY.
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- HI!
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- [frustrated sigh]
WHY DOES THAT WEIRD LITTLE KID
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HAVE SO MANY SEXY
BATHING SUITS?
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[party music]
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* *
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[cheering]
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- CHIP OFF THE OLD BROCK.
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[cheering]
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- MONDO, THIS IS THE MOST
AMAZING PARTY I'VE EVER SEEN.
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- LOOK AROUND.
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NO COPS, NO TEACHERS, NO RULES,
NO SUGGESTED SERVING SIZES.
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THIS ISN'T JUST A PARTY,
IT'S PARADISE!
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- THINK YOU COULD
GIVE ME A TOUR?
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- THIS IS THE FUN ZONE.
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THERE'S ACTIVITIES
FOR EVERYONE.
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WET T-SHIRT CONTESTS...
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[cheering]
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ARTS AND CRAFTS...
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[cheering]
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OR HEADIER PURSUITS.
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- THIS ANCIENT CITY
WAS SUNK BY THE GODS
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FOR IT'S UNCHECKED
ARROGANCE AND DEBAUCHERY.
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- WHAT IS--
[scream]
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[cheering]
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- THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET
A CHANCE TO--
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[cheering]
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[laughter]
237
00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:37,167
- WE ALSO HAVE SNORKELING TAUGHT
BY OUR RESIDENT RAFT-AFARIAN.
238
00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,527
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
239
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,073
THIS COUNTS AS COURSE CREDIT
AT UC SANTA CRUZ.
240
00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,227
- WHAT ABOUT BATHROOMS?
241
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,603
- LAST TUBE ON YOUR RIGHT.
242
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,930
[plop]
243
00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:46,603
- I HAVE TO HAND IT YOU,
MONDO.
244
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,070
YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
245
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,627
EVERYONE'S HAVING A BLAST.
246
00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:51,733
- THEY'RE TOUCHING ME
EVERYWHERE, DUDE.
247
00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:52,833
EVERYWHERE!
248
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,733
- WHOO!
[laughs]
249
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:57,503
- NOW THIS IS
TITILLATING CONVERSATION.
250
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,730
- MAYBE SOME PEOPLE
ARE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.
251
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,303
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
252
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,870
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
LADIES.
253
00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,267
FEEL FREE TO KEEP DRINKING.
254
00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:06,497
WHAT ARE YOU
SO MAD ABOUT, JEENA?
255
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,470
WE'RE IN A LAND RELATIONSHIP.
256
00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:11,067
I COULD NEVER COMMIT TO BEING
IN ANYTHING EXCLUSIVE
257
00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,697
ON THE OPEN SEAS.
258
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,970
- YEAH, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
BE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP AT ALL.
259
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:17,167
AND YOU'RE GROSS.
260
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:22,427
- [slow motion] NO!
261
00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,833
- NOT COOL, JEENA.
262
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,833
THAT WAS A MAJOR PARTY FOUL.
263
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,103
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF BOOZE.
264
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:31,130
- IS IT TRUE?
265
00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:32,903
- EVEN THE BOXED
WINE IS GONE, DUDE.
266
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,100
- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
267
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,930
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SOBER UP.
268
00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:40,373
- AW, ARE THOSE
FRECKLES OR PIMPLES?
269
00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:44,227
- UH, YOU HAVE GINGIVITIS.
270
00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,303
- WHOA, YOU'RE A SHARK?
271
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,970
- OH, THIS IS
ABOUT TO GET UGLY.
272
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:50,527
WE NEED BEER FOR 2,000
DELIVERED IN 2 MINUTES!
273
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:51,573
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
274
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,027
[boat horn]
275
00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,903
all: SHARTZ! SHARTZ!
SHARTZ! SHARTZ!
276
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,970
- IS THERE A MR. STONE HERE?
277
00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:59,767
I WAS TOLD HE WOULD
BE MY CONTACT.
278
00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:02,267
- I GUESS I'M MR. STONE.
279
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,967
- WELL THEN, SHALL WE
TALK SOME BUSINESS?
280
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:09,067
- I'M BEING MOLESTED!
I LOVE MY LIFE!
281
00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,333
- CORPORATE TRANSPORTATION,
282
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,603
KEY TO THE CORPORATE SUITE
ONBOARD,
283
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,470
AND YOUR CORPORATE SUNGLASSES.
284
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:21,467
- TWO PAIRS?
285
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:22,927
- YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
286
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,733
NOW ALL I ASK OF YOU
IS FOR ONE SIGNATURE
287
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:30,073
MAKING SHARTZ THE OFFICIAL
BEVERAGE OF FLOATOPIA.
288
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,067
[evil laugh ringtone]
289
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,967
SORRY, THOUGHT THAT
WAS ON VIBRATE.
290
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,267
WELL DONE.
291
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:37,167
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A WAY
TO SUPPLY ALCOHOL
292
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,167
TO UNDERAGE TEENS
FOR DECADES.
293
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,067
- [blows whistle]
294
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:45,827
[cheering]
295
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,597
- AH!
296
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,470
[shells firing]
297
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:55,467
[party music]
298
00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:57,567
* *
299
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,567
- MOM, WHY ARE YOU
CALLING ME AT WORK?
300
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:00,827
- HONEY, I WANT TO TRUST YOU,
301
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:01,973
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE
THINGS ARE GETTING
302
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,727
A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL
OUT THERE.
303
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:04,933
- EVERYTHING'S FINE.
304
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,933
I'M IN THE WEEDS HERE.
I GOT TO GO.
305
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:09,233
- [slurring]
JUST SCREW TURK.
306
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,773
HE CAN'T HAVE THIS.
307
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,827
[swallows vomit]
308
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,173
- UH, I THINK WE SHOULD
GET YOU SOME REST.
309
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,927
YOU KNOW, AS SOON AS WOODY GETS
BACK TO TAKE OVER THE BAR,
310
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:23,303
WE'RE GOING TO FIND A PLACE
FOR YOU TO LIE DOWN, OKAY?
311
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,570
- YOU'RE THE BEST, MONDO.
312
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:31,367
YOUR FACE IS SWEET
AND ROUND LIKE A MILK DUD.
313
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,667
[beep]
314
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:37,397
- WHOA.
315
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,370
WHOA!
316
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:45,127
[engine revs]
WHOA!
317
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,903
- WHERE'D YOU GET
ALL THAT NEW STUFF?
318
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,070
- CORPORATE SUITE.
319
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,467
- WELL, THAT'S AWESOME.
320
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,427
HEY, WOULD YOU MIND
COVERING THE BAR?
321
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:53,073
I'VE BEEN ON DUTY ALL NIGHT.
322
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,727
- IS THAT ALL YOU GOT,
LOHAN?
323
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:05,067
- I'M GOING TO GO
GET YOU SOME WATER, OKAY?
324
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,497
HMM.
325
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,770
WEIRD.
326
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:11,227
NOW THAT DOESN'T
EVEN MAKE SENSE.
327
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:13,073
HOW IS THAT CLEANSING?
328
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,827
SORRY, JEENA, FOR SOME REASON
EVEN THE SHOWER DOESN'T--
329
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,733
OH, MY GOD!
330
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:21,603
- WANT TO TAKE A NAP
WITH ME?
331
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,470
- YOU'RE CLEARED
FOR TAKEOFF, CAPTAIN.
332
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,227
RIGHT INTO
THE FRIENDLY THIGHS!
333
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:27,233
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
334
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:28,633
- [frenzied moans]
335
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,533
- SERIOUSLY?
- WHAT?
336
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,373
THIS [bleep] DOESN'T HAPPEN
TO US EVERY DAY.
337
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,697
DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY.
338
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:40,070
- SO WHAT'S
IT GOING TO BE, MONDO?
339
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,867
- [sighs]
340
00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:46,497
WE'RE GOING TO GO
GET YOU SOME WATER.
341
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,930
- I THINK YOUR BOOBS
ARE SOFTER THAN MINE.
342
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,103
- THANKS, I GUESS.
343
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:54,230
I USE JOJOBA OIL.
344
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,073
WHOA.
345
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:59,627
- WANT ME TO BLOW UP
YOUR RAFT FOR YOU, BABY?
346
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:03,473
- WHOA!
347
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,097
WHOA.
348
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,500
I WAS WRONG, MOM.
349
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,370
FLOATOPIA IS OUT OF CONTROL.
350
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,527
IT'S A HORRIBLE PLACE
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
351
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,273
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
352
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,267
- WELL, ANYONE CAN WALK
AWAY FROM A PROBLEM,
353
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:16,397
BUT IT TAKES A BIGGER PERSON
354
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,400
TO WALK BACK IN
AND TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
355
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,670
- WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?
356
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,367
- SNAPPLE CAP.
357
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,167
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
358
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,627
LOOK, IF I HAD A DOLLAR
FOR EVERY TIME
359
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,273
I'VE BEEN NAKED,
PASSED OUT ON A BEACH I--
360
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,197
I--
I'D HAVE $3.
361
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,700
LOOK, I'LL GO
GET HER SOME WATER.
362
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,400
- [belches]
363
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,500
- AND A TOOTHBRUSH.
364
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,800
I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
365
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,327
- WHAT DID YOU BRING ME
UP HERE FOR?
366
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:44,073
NOW MY SHIRT IS ALL SWEATY
FROM ALL THAT WALKING, DUDE.
367
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,867
NOT COOL.
THIS IS VINTAGE.
368
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:49,127
- WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU,
MAN?
369
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,703
HOW MANY PAIRS OF THOSE
DO YOU HAVE?
370
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,170
- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH
A PICTURE OF SPENCER PRATT?
371
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:58,467
- NO, MAN.
THAT'S YOU.
372
00:14:58,467 --> 00:14:59,797
IT'S ALL RIGHT, WOODY.
373
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,930
WE'VE ALL LOST
A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE.
374
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:04,173
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
375
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,897
- PERFORMING WHAT?
376
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,370
- WE HAVE TO FIX THIS.
377
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,627
PARTY PEOPLE
OF FLOATOPIA,
378
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,703
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
379
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,370
THANK YOU.
380
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:15,367
WE'RE DRUNK, SUNBURNED,
381
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,667
AND MAKING ALL SORTS
OF BAD DECISIONS.
382
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,167
LOOK HOW LOW WE'VE SUNK.
383
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:22,727
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,
JOHN GOSSELIN IS HERE!
384
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:26,233
AT THE VERY LEAST,
LETS START RECYCLING OUR TRASH
385
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,473
AND FIND A WAY TO ENJOY
FLOATOPIA SAFELY.
386
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,527
- THOSE SOUND LIKE...
387
00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:33,473
RULES!
[crowd gasps]
388
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,297
BRING ME THOSE TRAITORS!
389
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,700
[overlapping shouting]
390
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,800
- WHAT'S THE WORST THING
THEY COULD DO TO US?
391
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,900
[flies buzzing]
392
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,070
WADSKA, WE STARTED
THIS TOGETHER!
393
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,697
- DON'T PUSH US THROUGH
THE POOP, DUDE!
394
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:49,600
- OH, I'M SORRY, FELLAS,
BUT YOU BROKE THE ONLY RULE.
395
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,730
[screaming]
396
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:55,203
THERE ARE NO RULES
ON FLOATOPIA!
397
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,300
- ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
398
00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:00,200
- FEBREEZE PROBABLY ISN'T
GOING TO GET THIS OUT?
399
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,070
- FLOATOPIA IS GOING DOWN!
400
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,097
- BEHOLD THE TALLEST STRIPPER
POLE IN THE WORLD!
401
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,170
[cheering]
402
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,197
- LOOK AT THAT PLACE.
403
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,230
THAT'S NOT JUST
A COUPLE OF RAFTS.
404
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:16,633
THAT'S AN EMPIRE!
405
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,773
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY
TO TAKE THAT THING DOWN.
406
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:19,967
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
407
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,567
- MAYBE IT'S NOT.
408
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,567
- [laughs] YOU MUST BE JOKING.
409
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,567
TAKE IT DOWN?
410
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,497
THAT PLACE IS A CASH COW.
411
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,470
WHO DO YOU THINK
OWNS SHARTZ BEER?
412
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,567
- [gasps]
SINCE WHEN?
413
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,897
- SINCE THE SECOND
YOU STARTED FLOATOPIA.
414
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,630
- SO I WORK FOR...YOU?
415
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:39,073
- I TRIED TO TELL YOU,
NO IS JUST A DELAYED YES.
416
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:45,297
KID'LL NEVER LEARN.
417
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,770
- [sighs]
I GUESS...THAT'S IT.
418
00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:48,767
WE LOSE.
419
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,667
- PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SERVICE.
420
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,967
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
421
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,897
- WELL, AFTER I EXPORTED
YOU TWO FROM FLOATOPIA,
422
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,930
TURK DECLARED HIMSELF
SUPREME LEADER OF ANARCHY.
423
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,633
I POINTED OUT
THE IRONY IN THAT.
424
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,873
TURNS OUT TURK HATES IRONY.
425
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:03,367
[screams]
426
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,427
JUST KIDDING.
427
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,273
THAT SPOT'S SURPRISINGLY
HAIRLESS.
428
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,897
I SAY WE SINK THAT PLACE
TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!
429
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,927
- ALL RIGHT.
430
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,833
STRUCTURALLY, HERE IS WHERE
IT'S AT ITS WEAKEST.
431
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,333
THAT BAR WAS NEVER DESIGNED
TO HOLD THE WEIGHT
432
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,503
OF ALL THAT LIQUOR.
433
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,430
- UH, HOW ARE WE
GETTING OUT THERE?
434
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,803
- AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN.
435
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,770
[siren blares]
436
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,533
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
437
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,803
SHE WAS A SKILLED WARRIOR.
438
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,130
- MONDO, YOU KNOW THAT'S
A JOCKSTRAP, RIGHT?
439
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:39,403
- YEP, IT'S AN EXTRA LARGE.
440
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,800
- I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU.
441
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,930
ON FLOATOPIA,
I WAS REALLY...VULNERABLE.
442
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,503
SO DRUNK.
SO HORNY.
443
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,100
I MEAN,
I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING.
444
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,070
AND YOU DIDN'T
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.
445
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,903
YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD GUY, MONDO.
446
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,970
- JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF THE
SITUATION WERE EVER REVERSED,
447
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:07,267
PLEASE, PLEASE FEEL FREE
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!
448
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:10,427
- EVERYONE, TAKE YOUR MARKS.
449
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:11,933
- READY.
- READY.
450
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:13,173
- READY.
451
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,497
- MOM?
452
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,100
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME
THAT SHE WAS INVOLVED?
453
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,230
- BECAUSE YOU NEVER WOULD
HAVE AGREED TO THIS.
454
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,433
- PHASE ONE, NOW!
455
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,573
- AGREED TO WHAT?
456
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:26,067
WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO?
457
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,497
- SOUND THE ALARM.
458
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,630
- [over speakers]
* THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW *
459
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:33,533
- DUDE, THAT'S NOT THE ALARM,
THAT'S THE NEW KESHA ALBUM.
460
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,573
WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO KILL US ALL?
461
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,827
[alarm blares]
462
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:45,103
[explosions]
463
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:49,330
- PHASE TWO, NOW!
464
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,933
- TIME TO GO TO WORK, GIRLS.
465
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,903
HEY, BOYS!
466
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,130
[men gasp]
467
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,203
- MOM!
468
00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,100
OH, MY GOD!
STOP THAT!
469
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,130
- FIGHT IT, WOODY!
FIGHT IT!
470
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,933
- OH, GOD.
471
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,673
- PRACTICALLY THERE, MOM.
ALL GOOD.
472
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:09,297
TIME TO LOWER THE SHIRT
AND GET ME SOME THERAPY.
473
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:13,633
[gunfire]
474
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,873
- I CAN'T HANG ON!
475
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:18,227
- I GOT YOU DUDE!
476
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,830
- DID YOU REALLY THINK
THAT THIS ENTIRE PLACE
477
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,073
COULD BE SUNK WITH ONE LITTLE--
[rubber pops]
478
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,397
[explosions]
479
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,200
[steel drums]
480
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,300
NO!
481
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:47,767
[boat horn]
482
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,297
[explosion]
483
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,330
- STILL GOT IT.
484
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,833
- AW, THAT WAS AWESOME,
YOU KNOW,
485
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,333
EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE
EVERYONE SAW MY MOM'S TITS.
486
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,833
I HATED THAT PART.
487
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,603
- WAS THIS YOUR DOING?
488
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,070
- SORRY, DAD.
489
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,727
I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO
COST YOU A LOT OF MONEY,
490
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,203
BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT
THING TO DO.
491
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,600
- COST ME MONEY?
492
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,330
NO, THIS IS ACTUALLY
GOING TO MAKE ME MONEY.
493
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,973
WHO DO YOU THINK
OWNS THE COMPANY
494
00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:11,497
THAT THE TOWN WILL HAVE TO HIRE
TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP?
495
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,170
YOU'VE SAVED
MY PUBLIC IMAGE AS WELL!
496
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:18,097
UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR
PUBLIC IMAGE IS A MESS, SO...
497
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,630
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
LET YOU GO.
498
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:20,703
- I'M FIRED?
499
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,600
[tires screech]
500
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:28,030
SWEET, THREE DAYS OF
SPRING BREAK LEFT TO SURF!
501
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,733
- MAYBE SOME RULES EXIST
FOR A REASON.
502
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,803
- YEAH, I'M NEVER DRINKING
ON A BEACH AGAIN.
503
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,130
- HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
504
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:39,173
[laughs maniacally]
505
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,427
- I GOT HIM, SARGE.
506
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:45,003
[gunshot]
507
00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:49,603
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