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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,416 --> 00:00:05,066 Inti: You've always been brilliant. 2 00:00:05,108 --> 00:00:07,588 [ Makasu moaning ] 3 00:00:11,287 --> 00:00:13,697 Ohhhh. 4 00:00:13,737 --> 00:00:16,217 Whoa! 5 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:18,467 [ Moaning continues ] 6 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,568 [ Echoing ] Why... 7 00:00:22,608 --> 00:00:25,088 were you... Your... 8 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:26,958 serve. 9 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:36,453 My name is Makasu, 10 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:37,694 and I'm an international sportsman 11 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:39,627 and religious-relic thief. 12 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,210 You might have heard of my heists 13 00:00:41,248 --> 00:00:43,078 and my famous abilities in sports. 14 00:00:43,112 --> 00:00:44,632 I always travel with my servant, 15 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,595 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear, 16 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:48,952 who lives in my back-pocket dimension. 17 00:00:48,979 --> 00:00:52,329 Chirp! Chirp! Okay. 18 00:00:53,432 --> 00:00:54,952 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 19 00:00:54,985 --> 00:00:56,085 Chirp! 20 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,255 Wa-ha! Chirp! 21 00:00:57,298 --> 00:00:58,538 Wah! Wow! 22 00:00:58,575 --> 00:01:00,605 Thank you, Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. 23 00:01:00,646 --> 00:01:04,096 I believe we're here at the ruins. 24 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,203 Chirp! Chirp! 25 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:06,647 Hah! You dirty whore boy, you! 26 00:01:06,687 --> 00:01:08,967 Wa-ha-ho-ho! Ha-ha hee-hoo! 27 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:11,109 Ha-ha hee-hoo. You are a dirty whore boy! 28 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,490 Okay. 29 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:14,632 [ Wind whistles ] 30 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,280 Now, to use this rod. 31 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:17,727 [ To himself ] To use this rod I bought 32 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:19,317 in the Peruvian black market 33 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:21,665 with ancient counting ropes used in Incan times. 34 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:22,812 Chirp! Chirp! 35 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:24,841 Bitch, what's wrong with you, so-horny boy! 36 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,977 Chirp! 37 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,512 Please work. 38 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:33,779 [ Rumbling ] 39 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:38,857 ♪♪ 40 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,101 Oh, wow! 41 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,554 Ahh! 42 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:45,446 Outward Earth, move! Rah! 43 00:01:45,484 --> 00:01:47,114 So, you've come, Makasu. 44 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,661 Hyah! You knew of my arrival. 45 00:01:48,694 --> 00:01:51,014 My repu-- perp-- My repre-- uh [bleep] me. 46 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:53,461 All deities know of your exploits. 47 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:55,672 I am infamous, incredibly cool, 48 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:57,671 and I am also the Internet. 49 00:01:57,703 --> 00:01:59,603 You can't trick me, Maka-chan. 50 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:01,186 You are not the Internet. 51 00:02:01,224 --> 00:02:03,024 You are a sportsman. 52 00:02:03,053 --> 00:02:07,163 He knows I'm not the Internet. 53 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:10,676 Who is this guy? 54 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:13,266 You want the ultimate treasure of South America. 55 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:15,305 And I have no plans to stop you. 56 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:17,172 In fact, I would like to guide you 57 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,516 through the pachas of the Inca, 58 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:20,212 towards our secret vault of treasure. 59 00:02:20,243 --> 00:02:21,873 Oh, wow! 60 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:26,280 But to claim what you seek, you must best the Gods in... 61 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:28,108 Peru tennis. 62 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:33,147 Oh, wow! 63 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,157 In order to get the true treasure of South America, 64 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:38,159 I'm challenging all the Incan gods to tennis. 65 00:02:40,677 --> 00:02:43,397 I hope I can win. 66 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:46,199 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" 67 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:48,745 What's wrong? I just said I wanted to help you. 68 00:02:48,789 --> 00:02:52,549 Tennis is the sport I've always been worst at 69 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:53,896 and the "sport that makes me 70 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:58,942 the most emotional" sport of every sport. 71 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:02,601 It gives me... emotional memories. 72 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:09,953 Aw. Dang. 73 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,092 Ewww. 74 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,741 Even all this vibrating of my butt 75 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,538 on the rocks of the Andes, 76 00:03:14,573 --> 00:03:17,753 on this butt surf down to Machu Picchu, isn't cheering me up. 77 00:03:17,783 --> 00:03:20,893 Uhhhh. 78 00:03:20,924 --> 00:03:21,934 Uh... 79 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,140 Gazelle-like leap! Aaaah! 80 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:30,066 Aaaah! 81 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:31,586 Makasu-san? 82 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,065 Don't look at me, Incan God. 83 00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:35,629 I'm so not kawaii when I get emotional. 84 00:03:35,663 --> 00:03:37,153 Kawaii is the name I've given 85 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:38,982 to my favorite dream island for Hawaii. 86 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,571 If it existed, it would be full of cute chibi cats 87 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,150 and they'd work at Cold Stone 88 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:46,878 and give me my favorite sherbet, with yogurt rocks. 89 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:48,566 And they'd live inside an ice cream. 90 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:51,127 Ah, interesting idea. 91 00:03:51,161 --> 00:03:52,891 But you're known for never giving up, 92 00:03:52,922 --> 00:03:54,892 no matter the sport needed for acquiring 93 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:56,554 the treasures you seek. 94 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,621 After everything you've done -- 95 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,102 You don't know me! You only know stories. 96 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:04,107 In my dream, the island of Kawaii has a car cat. 97 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:05,970 The cat goes meow-meow for "purr," 98 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:08,144 and the cars are also called Kyle. 99 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:12,288 The island of Kyle cats driving Kyle cars is a real island. 100 00:04:12,321 --> 00:04:14,151 This is my dream island. 101 00:04:14,184 --> 00:04:15,814 Wow! 102 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:18,641 God of Tennis: I thought he was going to be the one. 103 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,922 The volcano that formed Kawaii erupted 104 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,990 in very cute little fire guys. 105 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:25,131 Makasu: Islands are made from volcanoes 106 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:26,301 and exist in the ocean. 107 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:27,985 They're kinda the nipples of the sea. 108 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:30,266 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear... 109 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,444 Chirp!...my racket, please. 110 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:33,128 Okay. 111 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,759 Chirp! 112 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:41,872 Tennis was the only sport I wanted to avoid play...ing. 113 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:44,662 You wanna know why, Incan? 114 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:45,978 Chirp!My grandfather -- 115 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,869 he played a similar game... 116 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:50,008 known as rac-quet-ball. 117 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:51,358 Aah. Hah! 118 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:52,504 I'm returning it, Grandpa. 119 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:53,853 He'd take me after hot dogs 120 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:55,329 to go play with him at rac-quet court. 121 00:04:55,364 --> 00:04:57,064 Nice return, Makasu! 122 00:04:57,089 --> 00:05:00,299 But the truth is, his passion for rac-quet was his undoing. 123 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,204 Aah! Brain! 124 00:05:02,232 --> 00:05:04,482 Grandpa? Grandpa? 125 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:07,201 Grandfather! 126 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:10,657 The wound afflicted him with aphasia and a gradual dementia. 127 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:14,829 His passion for rac-quet balls "dequeriated." 128 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:17,346 Uh...They used to give us guns. 129 00:05:17,386 --> 00:05:19,696 Hmm. Sent us into the jungle. 130 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:22,463 They told us to go kill people. 131 00:05:22,494 --> 00:05:24,814 They told us to ki-i-ll! 132 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:29,091 Grandfathe-e-e-r! 133 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:33,891 Uh, the truth is, uh, this was his racket. 134 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,469 Get ahold of yourself! 135 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:37,367 You are not becoming your grandfather 136 00:05:37,406 --> 00:05:39,026 just by playing tennis! 137 00:05:39,062 --> 00:05:41,582 You are not stepping into Korea and mowing down 138 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:44,097 Communists with an American-made rifle. 139 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:47,376 You are merely playing tennis against bastardized motifs 140 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,896 of Incan religion. 141 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:53,354 And what do you know about me, about loss?! 142 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,837 You're a god -- too lofty 143 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:56,291 to even allow a mortal, like me, 144 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:59,911 have one sport they can't be the best at! 145 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:01,945 Chirp! 146 00:06:01,982 --> 00:06:03,602 [ Sniffing ] 147 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:06,779 Coq au vin? Who is this guy? 148 00:06:11,819 --> 00:06:14,029 God of Tennis: 1968, A.D. -- 149 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:16,553 the year that changed everything. 150 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:20,617 Monsieur, monsieur, we are French cinema students 151 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:23,106 with French New Wave cinema. Uh, take our films! 152 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:26,211 Get away from me with your films! 153 00:06:26,247 --> 00:06:29,077 Stomping away angrily to the café! 154 00:06:29,112 --> 00:06:31,112 Quick! Let's make a film of that pigeon! 155 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:32,939 The Aboriginals of Australia believe 156 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:36,778 that if you capture something on camera, you steal its soul. 157 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:40,260 New Wave cinema stole the soul of my home. 158 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:42,396 I'm not originally an Incan deity. 159 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:45,436 I was part of a now-forgotten French Pantheon. 160 00:06:45,474 --> 00:06:48,624 We resided in the most ancient of French landmarks -- 161 00:06:48,649 --> 00:06:51,169 the millions-of-years-old Tour Eiffel, 162 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,903 made of melted Neanderthal butts. 163 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,240 There were 12 of us -- 164 00:06:55,276 --> 00:06:57,796 Veronique, the Stepmother of all Gods; 165 00:06:57,831 --> 00:06:59,141 Jean, God of the Nicotine; 166 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:01,277 Luc, God of Piss-Covered Cobblestones; 167 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:03,247 Woody Allen, God of Marrying Daughters; 168 00:07:03,284 --> 00:07:05,984 Chloe, Goddess of Lady Hair All Over the Body, 169 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:08,811 Even the Hands; Roman Polanski, God of Pedophiles; 170 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:12,262 four other gods; and I, the God of Tennis. 171 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:15,503 French pantheon? I'm playing with my nipples. 172 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:18,018 How may I help you? 173 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:20,508 Just a Nescafé. "What else?" 174 00:07:20,543 --> 00:07:22,823 Oh, you are a god, are you not? 175 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:24,786 We do not serve your kind here. 176 00:07:24,823 --> 00:07:26,033 Je suis désolé. 177 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:29,096 Hey, you should really leave France. 178 00:07:29,138 --> 00:07:32,658 Now that we have New Wave cinema and socialism, 179 00:07:32,693 --> 00:07:34,043 we do not need gods. 180 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,494 They will kill you if they find you, 181 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:38,935 just like what they did with the others. 182 00:07:38,975 --> 00:07:41,625 The students, with their cameras 183 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:43,148 and their riots. 184 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:45,016 It's 1968. 185 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,540 Time for a new generation -- 186 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,710 generation of mortals. 187 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:50,684 [ Coos ] 188 00:07:50,711 --> 00:07:52,131 Goodbye, pigeon! 189 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:53,511 God of Tennis: I was lost, without a family. 190 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:56,862 I tried to pretend to be mortal, hide in the metro. 191 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:58,410 Hey, I do tennis tricks. 192 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:00,793 I give blowjob and do tennis tricks. 193 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,855 I do 30-love, I do... 194 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,236 But our age was over. 195 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:07,206 I can put the tennis racket all the way up! 196 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,415 The only place I knew 197 00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:11,043 exiled Europeans to survive was Argentina, 198 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:13,036 where the Nazis went after Nuremberg. 199 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:15,528 But they told me their bunks were all full 200 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:17,324 with sexy little Hitler boy clones 201 00:08:17,358 --> 00:08:21,428 with big Brazil butts, and I'm no god of pedophiles. 202 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:25,566 Then, I met them -- the aging Incan gods, 203 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:29,058 almost obsolete themselves, and they took me in. 204 00:08:29,094 --> 00:08:30,414 Because they love tennis. 205 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,890 Every pantheon loves a secret specific sport. 206 00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:35,717 You know this more than anyone. 207 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:38,236 And the Incans, they loved tennis. 208 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:39,756 And as luck would have it, 209 00:08:39,795 --> 00:08:41,865 you were the French God of Tennis. 210 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,940 Tennis. Tennis. 211 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:45,111 Both: Tennis! 212 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:47,285 Oh, ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. 213 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,529 I guess I was lucky. 214 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,912 I'm so sorry I doubted the pain you went through. 215 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:54,054 It's such a moving story, and I'm lucky to have 216 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:57,565 a God of Tennis here to tell me what's to do with... 217 00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:59,436 Both: Tennis. 218 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,923 Tennis! 219 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,748 Ha-ha-ha. I'm playing with my nipples again. 220 00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:13,862 I am a strong boy with feelings of worth, 221 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,968 good at most sports, God of Tennis. 222 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:19,283 But on top of my emotional baggage, surrounding rackets, 223 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:22,627 my forehand smash lacks power and finesse. 224 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:24,455 Ughhh. 225 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:25,944 Ughhh. 226 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:27,949 Your stroke reeks of ignorance. 227 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:30,121 Warp with me to a more evocative setting, 228 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:32,985 and I will shower you with tennis lore. 229 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:40,794 Welcome to my inner sanctum. 230 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,101 [ Gasping ] 231 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,443 Makasu: The books, they breathe. 232 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:47,969 They teach, but reading makes me angry. 233 00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:49,901 [ Mumbling ] 234 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,114 The official story on the World Wide Web 235 00:09:52,143 --> 00:09:56,013 states that tennis harkens back to 12th-century France, 236 00:09:56,043 --> 00:10:00,013 when and where I was born and awoke into my godhood. 237 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:02,427 But that's only a fraction of the story. 238 00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:07,023 Tennis predates even the God of Tennis' divinity? 239 00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:08,264 You see it, Makasu? 240 00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:11,157 Cygnus rips a volley to Cassiopeia. 241 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:13,786 Cassiopeia wings it back. 242 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,440 Cygnus misses! 243 00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:16,306 15-love! 244 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:17,999 30-15, you piece of shit. 245 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:19,311 But you get it. 246 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:22,172 This is where it all began and continues. 247 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,827 Sheer happenstance, beyond the heavens, 248 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:27,345 became a hobby spanning eons. 249 00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:29,005 This was never covered in class! 250 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:33,152 School never prepares you for real life, about tennis. 251 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:37,498 My teachers are dumb. 252 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:39,983 The Dirty Clan. 253 00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,678 The Dirty Clan hunted. 254 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:42,850 They gathered. 255 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:44,683 And they played tennis. 256 00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:49,413 Theirs was a crude precursor to the sport of lawns. 257 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,551 Your eyes are opening. 258 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:51,820 Wow! 259 00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:56,998 Look now at the sacrifices made to keep tennis relevant. 260 00:10:57,035 --> 00:11:01,205 Tennis lore almost didn't survive the Beforetimes. 261 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,826 Early kings feared it. 262 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:05,389 Religions forbade it. 263 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,393 Were it not for the bravery of some, 264 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:11,325 like Thierry here, tennis might've perished. 265 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,330 -Aaah! -Thanks, Thierry! 266 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:16,092 Thierry would not have liked you. 267 00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:17,823 [ Sighs ] But that was Thierry. 268 00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:19,989 God of Tennis: A more enlightened age would follow, 269 00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:21,234 where competing countries 270 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,056 would stage matches for years on end. 271 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,166 Whoa!One epic rally paused 272 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:27,411 for only a single hour on Christmas Eve... 273 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,685 Whoa!...when the players put down their rackets, 274 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,113 met in the center, and killed each other. 275 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:34,379 [ Explosion ] 276 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,587 Aaah! 277 00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:38,036 Yes, tennis. 278 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:39,626 This is the knowledge I need. 279 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,844 I will channel the grace of the stars, 280 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:45,743 the strength of the Dirty Clan, the honor of Thierry! 281 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,194 I can feel their lessons 282 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:50,783 coursing through my body already! 283 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:54,303 Hwa cha cha cha cha! 284 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:55,274 Ha-ha! 285 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,790 Whoa, cha cha cha cha cha! 286 00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:00,241 Ha-ha! Hate to be on the ret-- 287 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:01,621 -Cha! -Ha-ha! 288 00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:04,761 Hate to be on the receiving end of that tennis ball! 289 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,663 Now let's practi-i-i... 290 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:10,142 -Cha! -...ice! 291 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:14,078 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" 292 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,772 -Whew. -Whew. 293 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,634 Whew. Ha-ha-ha hoo! 294 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,117 This horny bitch boy loves licking our tennis sweat, 295 00:12:20,153 --> 00:12:21,783 from tennis. Ha-ha! 296 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,740 Now do you feel more comfortable in the sport of tennis? 297 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,638 It used to be my most emotional sport, 298 00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:30,646 and the one I was worst at, but thanks to your pointers... 299 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,510 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 300 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,824 ...I'm ready to take on the gods. 301 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,828 [ Siren wails ] 302 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:43,661 Planning on taking on more gods, Makasu? 303 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,903 Oh! Who is this mortal? 304 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,148 Bendy Rivers, my nemesis. 305 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:50,532 Oh! 306 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,842 He's been on my tail for the past decade, 307 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,185 always one step behind me 308 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,191 when I defeat gods and take their treasures. 309 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:59,123 That's, uh, D-Detective Bendy Rivers, 310 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,087 Interpol Spiritual Crimes Division. 311 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,505 Almost every religion on the planet 312 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,820 has a problem with you, Makasu. 313 00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:07,723 Tell those cucks to get better at sports, then. 314 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:08,822 I've committed no crime, 315 00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:10,817 other than cream-pieing their daughters... 316 00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:11,999 with sports. 317 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,172 Huh. We'll see about that, Makasu. 318 00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:16,827 But this time, I have you surrounded. 319 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:19,345 [ Handcuffs click, helicopter blades whirring ] 320 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:22,914 [ Siren wailing ] 321 00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:26,704 Handcuffs? 322 00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:28,566 Three years ago, Mount Olympus -- 323 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,020 you mud-wrestle Zeus and take the ambrosia. 324 00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,641 -Aw. -Two years ago, Bethlehem. 325 00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:36,854 You bowl against Jesus Christ and score a perfect game, 326 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:40,715 leaving his wrists gaping as you snag the stigmata. 327 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,860 Uh... 328 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,650 These certainly are wild accusations, Rivers, 329 00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:45,414 but don't I always tell you to bend it like Beckham 330 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:46,855 instead of bending your nutty mind 331 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:50,475 around these crazy conspiracy figures -- figures -- 332 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:54,659 figures -- conspiracy figures -- conspiracy theories? 333 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:58,005 Speaking of soccer, um, last year, 334 00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,324 40 miles outside of Tibet -- 335 00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:00,695 -Just drop this shit. -Hmm. 336 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,526 I'm a curious millennial on a long, 337 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:04,425 worldwide backpacking trip. 338 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,094 My story's not gonna change. 339 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,571 Hmm. 340 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,185 Where do you keep the relics, Makasu? 341 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,607 I know it's you. 342 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,202 Does Interpol ever seem to get upset 343 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,440 at all the money you're wasting... 344 00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:14,853 Hmm. 345 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,058 ...trying to arrest a little millennial like me? 346 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:19,197 Hmm. Hmm-hmm. 347 00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:20,507 Hmm. 348 00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:21,999 [ Fingers clacking ] 349 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,903 They tell me the Incas love tennis, Makasu. 350 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:26,242 I've heard that's the sport you're the weakest in... 351 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,899 [ Breathing heavily ] 352 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:31,007 ...and the sport you're most emotional about. 353 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,392 Ugh. 354 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,913 Back Pocket Flying Dimension Bear, my racket! 355 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:35,943 Chirp! 356 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,388 Back Pocket Flying Dimension Bear... 357 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,188 -Chirp! -...my racket! 358 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,263 Chirp! 359 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,603 Oof oof oof oof. 360 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:43,369 I'm going to stop you this time. 361 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,189 Oof oof oof oof. 362 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,779 I will find all those relics. 363 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:51,097 Hooah, hooah, hooah, hooah, hooah. 364 00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:52,891 Hooah, hooah, hooah, hooah! 365 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:57,096 Hooah! Hooah! 366 00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,897 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 367 00:14:58,932 --> 00:14:59,902 Conk! 368 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,693 Aah! My head was hit with the racket! 369 00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:06,632 Aah! 370 00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:08,254 [ Thud! ] 371 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:15,400 Baa baa. Baa baa. 372 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,051 Quick! Jump on my llama! 373 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,428 Hooah! 374 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:19,989 Now I will cut off the llama's legs 375 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,442 so we can fly away. 376 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,864 Baa. 377 00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:35,111 Hi, Sonia my wife, I'm home. 378 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:36,311 How was your day? 379 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:38,659 How was yours?Oh, no, what's wrong? 380 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:39,966 Did something bad happen? 381 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,008 Cristobal told me what happened, Ben. 382 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:44,844 So, you lost track of that Makasu guy again. 383 00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:45,984 Is that right? 384 00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,154 He slippered out? 385 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:49,287 [ Sighs ] I did. 386 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,597 Hmm. 387 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,089 He tricked me with a flipper slip flip. 388 00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,613 And he's gonna stole another god's possession 389 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:57,993 after beating him in sports. 390 00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,816 You're pathetic. 391 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,686 I'm doing everything I can to get him, I swear. 392 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,001 Hmm. 393 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,383 I'm getting closer, but that guy is just unpredictable. 394 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,623 What happened to you? 395 00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:11,967 You are not the detective man I married anymore. 396 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,035 Uh, but -- but -- but -- but -- but -- but -- but... 397 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:17,666 When I met you, you were known as the brilliant detective, 398 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,980 the brightest in the Spiritual Crime Department. 399 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,474 Every single mythical creature in your homeland, 400 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,810 you stopped them all in their tracks. 401 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:30,327 You were named The Man Who Caught The Trauco, 402 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:32,538 the man responsible for bursting 403 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,817 the Caleuche Ghost Boat drug ring. 404 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:37,885 I still -- Then, you got reassigned by Interpol, 405 00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:40,587 relocating our whole family from Chile 406 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,760 to wherever he might have been, 407 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,485 putting your wife and children's life on pause, 408 00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,703 just to get that Makasu. 409 00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:51,252 What have you achieved by now? 410 00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:53,146 But there's still hope! I'm leading the investigation, 411 00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:55,054 and I-I have a hunch where he's -- 412 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,953 You know what? 413 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:01,542 I cannot even digest this humita 414 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:03,922 I prepared for dinner. 415 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:06,923 It's getting all cold! 416 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,716 Cold. 417 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,411 Cold like the ice in my heart! 418 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:15,034 [ Ice clinking ] 419 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,378 Sonia, my almond, please don't... 420 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,066 Ugh! 421 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:22,078 Okay, I'll sleep in the car! 422 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,350 Honk, honk, honk, honk! 423 00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:26,107 Honk, honk, honk. 424 00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:32,053 Sonia! 425 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,805 I'm walking to the door of our home! 426 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:37,916 Look, Sonia, it's all right. 427 00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:39,543 I like my humitas cold, actually. 428 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:42,475 I can just add sugar on top. 429 00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:44,889 Oh, oh! 430 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,815 Pendejo! 431 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,098 Mama, Mama, can we eat the corn? 432 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,377 No! Don't eat that! 433 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,555 I probably didn't cook it right! 434 00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:58,459 Mommy is so bad at cooking corn when she's mad! 435 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,671 Okay, let me see. 436 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:03,531 [ Crying ] 437 00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:10,676 I'll get Makasu, even if it takes my life. 438 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:15,469 [ Bleating ] 439 00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:17,788 Ugh. Mwah. 440 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,170 It's beautiful to see you kiss 441 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:21,271 every part of the animal. 442 00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:22,647 I'm sorry. Hah. 443 00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:24,477 I didn't mean that. I've just -- hah -- 444 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,757 I've been challenging gods to sports for so long, and... 445 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,486 no gods have ever helped me. 446 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,662 You're greedy. You covet. 447 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,696 And you're ultimately alone. 448 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:36,603 I know this. Hah. 449 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,672 But the Incan gods who took me in 450 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,023 back in the late '60s... 451 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,049 Why would you want me to defeat them? 452 00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,186 ...they're no longer themselves. 453 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,475 God of Tennis: The Incan people are a distant memory 454 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,680 in some ways. 455 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,718 And though stories and blood remain, 456 00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:58,825 humanity evolves genetically and mimetically. 457 00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:00,901 There are new obsessions, new unifiers. 458 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,522 Like Jake Paul, God of 12-year-olds. 459 00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:06,006 Like Jacob Paul. Like porno. 460 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,351 [ Sighs ] 461 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,487 I do not hold a grudge against the people who leave us. 462 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,007 But without followers, 463 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:14,566 the Incan gods became more and more aberrant -- 464 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:17,571 half themselves, half fractured reflections, 465 00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:20,094 locked in a sort of quasi-sentience. 466 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:23,164 They need to be freed. 467 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,506 And having me defeat them in tennis 468 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:29,063 is the only way to free them. 469 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:32,208 I knew you would --But what about... 470 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,900 you? Hmm? 471 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,551 I haven't even heard of the French pantheon, 472 00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:37,899 and you said that's 'cause the French 473 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:40,005 completely abandoned their faith. 474 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,420 Why aren't you aberrant and fractured, 475 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,697 garbage clam of confusion? 476 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,765 Don't you think I ask myself that 477 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:48,666 every goddamn day, mortal?! 478 00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:50,844 By the time "Space Jam" hit theaters, 479 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,259 these Incans who took me in and cared for me 480 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:56,125 were but shadows of who they once were! 481 00:20:00,889 --> 00:20:04,269 Come... before Interpol returns. 482 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:14,766 ♪♪ 483 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:18,599 Uhhh, uhhh... 484 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,431 Huh? 485 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,600 Chirp! 486 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:23,875 I'm nervous. 487 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,572 You've taught me so much, God of Tennis, 488 00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:28,713 but still, it is my worst sport. -Yes. 489 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:31,614 The last time I failed, I was so ashamed. 490 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:34,894 I played basketball once against the Celtic god Gwydion 491 00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,273 for the treasure of the Welsh. 492 00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,554 He was an illusionist, a magical trickster. 493 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,962 And using mind tricks, he made me think I was playing tennis. 494 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:46,419 And I had such PTSD of tennis -- post-tennis stress disorder -- 495 00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:49,662 that I had a quinceañera of sadness in my mind, 496 00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,796 and I ran away from Wales, never to return, 497 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,596 because of the shame I have felt. 498 00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:56,291 Look at me, here, now. 499 00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:59,844 Imagine the tennis ball is this raclette cheese. 500 00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:02,259 Imagine it oozing through a colander, 501 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,465 or as we said in France, "passoire." 502 00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:05,994 What? 503 00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:07,993 This is the last lesson in tennis I can give you, 504 00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:11,855 until maybe I have to teach you another lesson in tennis. 505 00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:21,139 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" 506 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:23,586 We are in Ekeko's domain. 507 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,037 Ekeko. 508 00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:29,009 Smoking is a very bad habit. 509 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:30,836 But I'm going to eat all these cigarettes whole, 510 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,325 as a good-luck charm and for the nicotine rush. 511 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:35,331 You never know when you're going to need cigarettes, 512 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,813 even if they are bad for your health. 513 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:41,654 Babes look pretty cool and badass 514 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:42,959 when they smoke a cigarette, 515 00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:46,241 but they can give you disease like cold sore. 516 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,690 God of Tennis: Ekeko represents bounty and plenty, 517 00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:50,001 and since he lost himself, 518 00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:52,002 he has let his village go unkempt, 519 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:55,564 wealth and prosperity sprouting from the ground like weeds. 520 00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:58,730 [ Sniffing ] 521 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,655 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear! 522 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:03,388 Chirp!Smell this dirt! 523 00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:04,665 Okay. 524 00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:06,672 [ Sniffing ] 525 00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:08,094 Uh... 526 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,259 Oh, he's hungry. 527 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:12,684 [ Gagging ] 528 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,640 [ Coughing ] Oh-hoy! 529 00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:15,708 Uh... [ Coughs ] 530 00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:17,678 Chirp! 531 00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:18,745 Can it find Ekeko? 532 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:20,675 Shh! Let it think! 533 00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:23,758 [ Groaning ] 534 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,860 Chirp! Chirp! 535 00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:27,276 He's such a horny bitch boy. 536 00:22:27,311 --> 00:22:30,041 He's a wiggling bitch boy! He knows! 537 00:22:30,072 --> 00:22:32,212 Nyah, nyah! Wet slop, wet slop! 538 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:34,347 It's saying "wet slop" over and over! 539 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,387 That means it knows where to go. 540 00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:38,084 Wet slop, wet slop. 541 00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:39,315 Quick! 542 00:22:42,568 --> 00:22:44,018 We must follow! 543 00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:48,232 All right, there they go, running through the village. 544 00:22:48,263 --> 00:22:53,063 Whoa, oh, watch out for that pile of cigarettes. 545 00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:56,645 Uh -- Oh, no, is that a dead end? 546 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:01,551 A dead end? 547 00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:02,857 Damn this overgrowth! 548 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,518 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 549 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:07,245 Don't you remember the horizontal slice you taught me? 550 00:23:07,282 --> 00:23:11,042 Hoo! Time to get, uh, confident Makasu! 551 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,319 Whoa! Power of tennis, tennis! 552 00:23:13,357 --> 00:23:17,737 [ Echoing ] Eclipse plant trim slice horizontal! 553 00:23:17,775 --> 00:23:20,255 Ohhh! 554 00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:24,256 Whew. 555 00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:30,961 Hello! 556 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:37,072 Aah! A chair? 557 00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,725 That's no ordinary chair. 558 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,972 Oooh.That's the Chair Umpire! 559 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:42,935 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh. Ah! 560 00:23:42,973 --> 00:23:44,463 Chair Umpire? 561 00:23:44,492 --> 00:23:46,152 Most chairs I've seen don't have faces. 562 00:23:46,183 --> 00:23:48,773 This is a different experience. 563 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:52,116 [Bleep] me. Reality is out the window. 564 00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:53,784 This chair has a face. 565 00:23:53,811 --> 00:23:56,501 Hey, man, are you a challenger to Ekeko? 566 00:23:57,643 --> 00:23:59,303 I guess I'm gonna have to tell this chair 567 00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:01,474 that I intend to challenge Ekeko. 568 00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:05,439 What a wild story this is! 569 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,238 Hello! 570 00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:11,803 Oh, wow! 571 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:18,490 Narrator: Ekeko -- E-K-E-K-O. 572 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:25,879 Ekeko is the Tiwanakan god of abundance and prosperity. 573 00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:30,162 He is often depicted as a small man carrying bags and baskets 574 00:24:30,192 --> 00:24:32,952 loaded with grains, household objects, 575 00:24:32,988 --> 00:24:34,888 and anything that a person may want 576 00:24:34,921 --> 00:24:37,201 or need to live a prosperous life. 577 00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:39,314 One popular legend of Ekeko 578 00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:42,999 begins with a young Aymara girl named Paulita Tintaya. 579 00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,003 Paulita worked as a servant in the home 580 00:24:45,035 --> 00:24:48,655 of Doña Josefa Ursula de Rojas Foronda, 581 00:24:48,694 --> 00:24:53,254 wife of brigadier Don Sebastián de Segurola, governor 582 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:57,014 and army commander of La Paz, Bolivia, and its surroundings. 583 00:24:57,047 --> 00:25:00,147 Local indigenous peoples had recently laid siege 584 00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:01,528 to the city of La Paz 585 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:04,539 in an act of rebellion against Spanish rule. 586 00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:06,262 Paulita was madly in love 587 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:09,337 with local servant boy Isidro Choquehuanca, 588 00:25:09,369 --> 00:25:12,679 who was swiftly drafted into the local army. 589 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:15,998 He left Paulita a small clay figure of Ekeko 590 00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:17,651 as a parting gift. 591 00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:22,068 As the siege dragged on, food and water became scarce. 592 00:25:22,106 --> 00:25:24,376 Many of the villagers went hungry. 593 00:25:24,419 --> 00:25:28,669 Some resorted to eating cats and dogs to avoid starvation. 594 00:25:28,699 --> 00:25:32,389 But in the home of Doña Josefa, Paulita was never hungry. 595 00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:35,187 Miraculously, the small clay figure provided 596 00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:37,613 Paulita with enough dried meat, corn, 597 00:25:37,639 --> 00:25:41,849 and biscuits to feed her host family and survive the siege. 598 00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:44,085 When Doña Josefa asked Paulita 599 00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:46,058 where she obtained these previsions, 600 00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:47,576 Paulita explained to her 601 00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:50,925 that Ekeko had the power to make food appear when needed. 602 00:25:50,963 --> 00:25:54,213 In reality, Isidro had been risking his life 603 00:25:54,242 --> 00:25:57,112 to sneak away from the local army encampment 604 00:25:57,141 --> 00:25:59,141 and bring food to Paulita. 605 00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:00,728 Doña Josefa and the commander 606 00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:04,046 thanked the small clay idol for their good fortune. 607 00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:05,939 After six long months, 608 00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:08,258 the Spanish defeated the indigenous army, 609 00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,880 and lifted the siege. 610 00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:13,743 Doña Josefa and the commander, having survived the siege, 611 00:26:13,779 --> 00:26:17,159 gave their blessing to the wedding of Isidro and Paulita 612 00:26:17,196 --> 00:26:21,816 and allowed them to stay in their home as servants. 613 00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:23,336 Doña Josefa and the commander 614 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,514 wished to commemorate the generous gifts 615 00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:28,279 that Ekeko left them during the siege. 616 00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:32,520 The city of La Paz began to host an annual celebration for Ekeko 617 00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:34,626 on January 24th. 618 00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:39,112 Today, Bolivians continue to travel to La Paz each year 619 00:26:39,149 --> 00:26:41,669 to partake in the Alasitas festival. 620 00:26:41,703 --> 00:26:44,023 People buy miniature versions of goods to pin 621 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:47,300 onto their own Ekekos, in the hopes that they will receive 622 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:49,299 the real items in the coming year. 623 00:26:49,331 --> 00:26:51,331 Bolivians and other Andean peoples 624 00:26:51,368 --> 00:26:54,298 typically keep these small Ekeko figurines 625 00:26:54,336 --> 00:26:56,856 in a place of honor within their homes. 626 00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:58,651 Modern versions of the Ekeko idol 627 00:26:58,686 --> 00:27:00,856 include a circular opening in his mouth, 628 00:27:00,895 --> 00:27:04,445 in which people can insert cigarettes for his pleasure. 629 00:27:04,484 --> 00:27:07,004 The legend of Ekeko is truly a testament 630 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:08,629 to the importance of persevering 631 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:12,491 and maintaining hope in otherwise hopeless times. 632 00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:18,531 Makasu: Huh?! 633 00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:19,777 This is Ekeko. 634 00:27:19,810 --> 00:27:21,020 In the time that he does not need 635 00:27:21,053 --> 00:27:23,063 to present himself to society, 636 00:27:23,089 --> 00:27:27,129 he remains a small wooden miniature, when nobody -- 637 00:27:27,162 --> 00:27:29,342 when he -- when no one's looking at him. 638 00:27:29,371 --> 00:27:31,241 And look at his gaping whore mouth! 639 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:33,200 I'm guessing it means he wants a taste. 640 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:34,787 He did just eat all those cigarettes, 641 00:27:34,825 --> 00:27:37,205 just a few minutes ago. 642 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:40,211 Looks like they will come in handy to summon Ekeko! 643 00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:47,561 [ Gagging ] 644 00:27:47,596 --> 00:27:48,836 [ Coughs ] 645 00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:51,224 [ Gagging continues ] 646 00:27:55,570 --> 00:28:04,440 ♪♪ 647 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,265 [ Shuddering ] 648 00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:10,270 [ Ekeko clears throat ] 649 00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:15,758 Who are you? 650 00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:17,387 Why are you here? 651 00:28:17,419 --> 00:28:19,389 To challenge you to tennis, Ekeko! 652 00:28:19,421 --> 00:28:22,391 Hah, tennis? Tennis! 653 00:28:22,424 --> 00:28:23,394 Ha-ha-ha! 654 00:28:23,425 --> 00:28:25,075 Mr. Brown Doo-Doo Eyes. 655 00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:28,567 This day is truly a gift, then! 656 00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:30,023 Hah! Ha-hee-hee! 657 00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:31,363 Hah! 658 00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:33,019 There are four rules in tennis. 659 00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:34,536 One of them is love. 660 00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:37,444 And if you get that one, then it's a game, set, match. 661 00:28:37,474 --> 00:28:38,754 Now sir! 662 00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:42,376 Oh, serve. Now serve! 663 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:43,890 Whew. 664 00:28:43,929 --> 00:28:46,139 You seem rather confident in our match, Ekeko. 665 00:28:46,172 --> 00:28:47,802 Hopefully, he doesn't know tennis is my rustiest sport 666 00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:49,039 and it makes me emotional. 667 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,972 Confident? Why is that? 668 00:28:51,005 --> 00:28:53,725 You don't seem to be holding a racket. 669 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:54,866 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 670 00:28:54,905 --> 00:28:56,765 He doesn't have a racket, he says. 671 00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:59,084 Do I have gifts for you -- 672 00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:01,766 gifts of things you haven't even seen yet. 673 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:05,089 Heh-heh-heh heh heh. Oh! 674 00:29:05,122 --> 00:29:06,262 Hyah! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 675 00:29:06,296 --> 00:29:07,916 Whoa-whoa-whoa-ho-ho! 676 00:29:07,953 --> 00:29:10,443 What?! Love-15! 677 00:29:10,472 --> 00:29:12,512 Damn, I thought he had no rackets. 678 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,993 Turns out, his rackets were all in his baskets. 679 00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:16,479 What do I do? 680 00:29:16,513 --> 00:29:18,413 I didn't expect him to have baskets full of rackets. 681 00:29:18,446 --> 00:29:20,276 With this magic of baskets and rackets, 682 00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:22,000 I doubt I can hack it. 683 00:29:22,036 --> 00:29:24,176 But, wait, have I cracked it? 684 00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:26,320 A poem by me, right now. 685 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,900 Nice trick, Ekeko. 686 00:29:27,938 --> 00:29:31,008 But I believe you left an opening in your weak spot. 687 00:29:31,045 --> 00:29:33,805 Precise serve dagger! 688 00:29:37,396 --> 00:29:38,496 Yes! 689 00:29:38,535 --> 00:29:40,535 Love-30! 690 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,131 I should have known his bags of grain 691 00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:44,089 were actually full of tennis balls. 692 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:45,507 He has thought of everything. 693 00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:50,692 Falling victim to my Pit of Infinite Tennis Balls bag! 694 00:29:50,719 --> 00:29:51,719 What a great gift. 695 00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:54,515 Game point! 696 00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:56,621 Hey, poopy-eyes, why don't you send 697 00:29:56,656 --> 00:29:59,276 your little Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear 698 00:29:59,314 --> 00:30:00,874 my way while -- hee-hee-hee-hee -- 699 00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:02,112 you take a little breather. 700 00:30:02,145 --> 00:30:04,525 I've got a little gift for you. 701 00:30:04,561 --> 00:30:05,731 Chirp! 702 00:30:05,769 --> 00:30:07,149 What does he have planned now? 703 00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:09,324 He's already at game point. 704 00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:10,359 Huh? -Chirp! 705 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,364 Ekeko, using your miniature gifts 706 00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:13,666 to taunt your challenger! 707 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:14,708 What a low blow! 708 00:30:14,743 --> 00:30:17,333 Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.Wait a second. 709 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,894 Wait a second! 710 00:30:23,752 --> 00:30:26,172 Ekeko: [ To himself ] Huh? What's this loser doing? 711 00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:27,413 Oh, Ekeko? 712 00:30:27,446 --> 00:30:28,856 Please come over here to the net. 713 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:31,376 Come over here, actually.Oh, uh... 714 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:32,685 Thank you for this generous gift, 715 00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:34,757 and the gift of a competition with you. 716 00:30:34,798 --> 00:30:37,658 I know you intend this to be an omen of my loss, 717 00:30:37,697 --> 00:30:39,417 a miniature version of a true gift 718 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:42,528 you want me to manifest -- that gift being... 719 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:45,404 both: A T-shirt that reads "Big tennis loser." 720 00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:47,189 Heh-heh-heh. You got it! 721 00:30:47,224 --> 00:30:48,854 I'm not trying to be mean, really. 722 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:50,781 It's just fun to talk shit when you're winning 723 00:30:50,814 --> 00:30:53,444 at your favorite sport, which mine is tennis. 724 00:30:53,472 --> 00:30:54,892 Ha-ha-ha, Ekeko, I get it. 725 00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:56,372 I always do talk shit. 726 00:30:56,406 --> 00:30:58,096 I always do talk shit at times. 727 00:30:58,132 --> 00:30:59,552 Both: Ha-ha-ha-ha! 728 00:30:59,581 --> 00:31:01,761 God of Tennis: They're laughing together? 729 00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:05,100 What if I said I had a gift for you? 730 00:31:05,139 --> 00:31:07,039 Oooh! 731 00:31:07,072 --> 00:31:09,212 A counter-gift. Ha! 732 00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:11,556 You're trying to trick me, aren't you? 733 00:31:11,593 --> 00:31:14,873 Force me to manifest this counter-gift -- 734 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,217 a prophetic vision of me 735 00:31:16,253 --> 00:31:18,393 wearing the "Big tennis loser" shirt 736 00:31:18,428 --> 00:31:21,118 so that you are destined to win. 737 00:31:21,155 --> 00:31:24,225 I have to admit, not a terrible idea. 738 00:31:24,261 --> 00:31:25,401 Thank you for saying... 739 00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:27,605 Uhhh. ...that. 740 00:31:27,644 --> 00:31:29,754 Ha-ha-ha-ha! But you forget, 741 00:31:29,784 --> 00:31:32,204 a counter-gift goes both ways. 742 00:31:32,235 --> 00:31:33,925 And we could go back and forth 743 00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:37,071 forever with this wiping off this little painted face, 744 00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:41,422 changing the face, making this cigarette man me and you 745 00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:43,761 and whatever counter-counter-gifts 746 00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:45,798 we do forever... 747 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:49,804 until you give up like the big tennis loser you are. 748 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:50,978 Uhhh, um... 749 00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:52,952 You're right, but you're missing the true secret 750 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,810 of this counter-gift. 751 00:31:54,843 --> 00:31:56,643 Secret?! 752 00:31:59,641 --> 00:32:00,821 Chirp! 753 00:32:00,849 --> 00:32:01,949 In his hand, 754 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,439 this cigarette version of you is holding... 755 00:32:03,473 --> 00:32:04,923 Another miniature! 756 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:08,097 Wearing another "big tennis loser" T-shirt. 757 00:32:08,133 --> 00:32:10,173 And what's in his hand? 758 00:32:10,204 --> 00:32:13,594 Oh! An even smaller miniature... 759 00:32:13,621 --> 00:32:16,831 Both: Wearing an even smaller T-shirt! 760 00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:18,625 Uh, uh, uh, uh... 761 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:21,730 Continuing forever, uhhhh... 762 00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,979 An infinite amount of miniatures, 763 00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:27,982 a fractal rift of gifts that when your godly instinct 764 00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:30,775 to fulfill this gift even begins to comprehend 765 00:32:30,810 --> 00:32:32,850 the monumental depth of this counter-gift, 766 00:32:32,881 --> 00:32:35,611 your ability to develop a counter-counter-gift 767 00:32:35,643 --> 00:32:37,963 will be halted by your conflicting desires. 768 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,300 A counter-gift infinite-fractal tactic? 769 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:42,817 What an idea that makes perfect sense the whole time! 770 00:32:42,857 --> 00:32:44,377 No! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! 771 00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:46,900 No! Ha-ha-ha-ha! 772 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:47,830 No-o-o! 773 00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:49,482 I-I can't! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. 774 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:53,659 Must fulfill every... 775 00:32:53,695 --> 00:32:57,795 every... miniature! 776 00:32:57,837 --> 00:32:59,007 Ugh, ughhh! 777 00:32:59,046 --> 00:33:01,286 Oh, oh, ugh, ugh! 778 00:33:01,324 --> 00:33:05,474 Uh, uh, uh, ugh! 779 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,570 Um, um, your manipulative gifts 780 00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:09,536 have sapped me of my power! 781 00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:12,023 Hah! ♪ Doo doo doo-doo-doo 782 00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:13,409 Hah! 783 00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:16,169 Then we are finally on equal footing, god. 784 00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:18,721 My serve, Ekeko. 785 00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:25,869 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" 786 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:35,320 ♪♪ 787 00:33:35,358 --> 00:33:38,708 ♪♪ 788 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:43,160 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 789 00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:46,543 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 790 00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:51,196 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 791 00:33:51,236 --> 00:33:54,716 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 792 00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:58,896 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 793 00:33:58,933 --> 00:34:02,073 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 794 00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:07,359 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 795 00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:10,260 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 796 00:34:10,289 --> 00:34:13,529 ♪ Makasu know how to get it -♪ Know how to get it 797 00:34:13,568 --> 00:34:15,878 -♪ Ekeko can't even kick it -♪ Can't even kick it 798 00:34:15,915 --> 00:34:17,365 ♪ Everybody know who to go 799 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,570 ♪ I put on my clothes, and I go for the go ♪ 800 00:34:19,609 --> 00:34:21,709 ♪ You don't wanna see me on court ♪♪ See me on court 801 00:34:21,749 --> 00:34:23,099 ♪ I keep that thang in my shorts ♪ 802 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,410 ♪ Thang in my shorts 803 00:34:24,441 --> 00:34:26,131 ♪ Look at the drip, come take a sip ♪ 804 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:27,477 ♪ I got that Continental grip -♪ Continental grip 805 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:28,653 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, swag 806 00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:29,997 ♪ Continental grip 807 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,553 ♪ Serve, swag, Continental grip ♪ 808 00:34:31,586 --> 00:34:34,926 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 809 00:34:34,969 --> 00:34:38,899 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 810 00:34:38,938 --> 00:34:43,248 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 811 00:34:43,288 --> 00:34:46,638 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 812 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,570 ♪ Yeah, swing, hit, ace 813 00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:51,644 ♪ I'm out there with all the grace ♪ 814 00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:53,635 ♪ Makasu takin' no breaks 815 00:34:53,677 --> 00:34:55,437 ♪ They can't keep up with the pace ♪ 816 00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:58,032 ♪ When I go in, I go deep -♪ Deep, deep 817 00:34:58,061 --> 00:34:59,511 ♪ Check out my reach, swing ♪ 818 00:34:59,545 --> 00:35:00,995 ♪ I don't even need no doubles ♪ 819 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:02,929 ♪ Me all alone, you still in trouble ♪ 820 00:35:02,962 --> 00:35:06,932 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 821 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:10,966 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 822 00:35:11,005 --> 00:35:15,345 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 823 00:35:15,389 --> 00:35:18,769 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 824 00:35:18,806 --> 00:35:22,946 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 825 00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:26,122 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 826 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:31,438 ♪ I'm-a always keep that thang on me ♪ 827 00:35:31,474 --> 00:35:35,314 ♪ Swing, swing, swing, swing 828 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:45,320 ♪♪ 829 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:55,190 ♪♪ 830 00:35:59,364 --> 00:36:00,744 Whoa! Oh! 831 00:36:00,779 --> 00:36:02,849 Holy dang, I went out on a limb there. 832 00:36:02,884 --> 00:36:04,754 You took what I taught you about tennis 833 00:36:04,783 --> 00:36:07,653 and improvised to make it something even greater. 834 00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:10,202 I guess your sport infamy truly is earned. 835 00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:11,407 You ever doubted it? 836 00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:13,475 Woo-oo-oof! 837 00:36:13,516 --> 00:36:14,826 Flying Bear!Chirp! 838 00:36:14,862 --> 00:36:17,042 You're a good Back Pocket Dimension Bear slave. 839 00:36:17,071 --> 00:36:19,521 Now give me kisses because I've told you to. 840 00:36:19,556 --> 00:36:21,316 Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! 841 00:36:21,351 --> 00:36:22,871 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 842 00:36:22,904 --> 00:36:24,874 God of Tennis: Though he is alone and a thief 843 00:36:24,906 --> 00:36:27,736 and also selfish, overly emotional, and obsessive... 844 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,531 Chirp! Ooh! 845 00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:31,216 ...he does have a little Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear 846 00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:34,538 who truly is a loyal and obedient servant. 847 00:36:35,572 --> 00:36:36,952 Great job, young man. 848 00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:39,577 Get used to saying that, Chair Umpire, 849 00:36:39,611 --> 00:36:42,231 'cause I'm gonna keep on winning these tennis. 850 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:44,369 Hey! That's my ass seat! 851 00:36:44,409 --> 00:36:46,199 Fly with me! 852 00:36:55,937 --> 00:36:58,767 This may be your most difficult challenge yet, Makasu. 853 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,432 Whoa! Are you saying I'm mentally challenged? 854 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:04,570 You're truly the most infamous god-relic-thief sportsman 855 00:37:04,601 --> 00:37:06,091 in the entire world. 856 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,230 But be careful. 857 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:09,399 Defeating these gods will exact a heavier toll 858 00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:11,094 than you're used to. Huh? 859 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:12,155 When Ekeko dissolved, 860 00:37:12,195 --> 00:37:13,955 his fading life force mixed with yours. 861 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,920 Makasu: [ To himself ] Mix? Like Mixico? 862 00:37:15,957 --> 00:37:17,747 Like a fiesta cheese blend? 863 00:37:17,787 --> 00:37:19,267 I don't know why it happened. 864 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:22,546 It's not a normal part of tennis, doing a dissolve mix. 865 00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:24,925 And I'm sure it's not a normal part 866 00:37:24,966 --> 00:37:26,926 of most your sports things. 867 00:37:26,968 --> 00:37:29,558 No, it's not. I'm very confused! 868 00:37:29,592 --> 00:37:30,942 Me too, young man. 869 00:37:30,972 --> 00:37:33,292 But I sensed a little bit of Ekeko is within you. 870 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,740 I'm not sure if anything noticeable will happen, 871 00:37:35,770 --> 00:37:38,910 but slowly parts of these gods will become one with you, 872 00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:41,776 and I'm worried about you keeping ahold of yourself. 873 00:37:41,811 --> 00:37:44,121 Ha-ha-ha-ha. Shouldn't be -- Oh-oh-oh! 874 00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:47,538 Was that laughter -- Ekeko's laughter? 875 00:37:50,198 --> 00:37:51,478 Makasu! 876 00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:56,000 I used Ekeko's bounty to make a fabulous crepe meal! 877 00:37:56,032 --> 00:37:57,142 Wait! 878 00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:58,931 If you waste your life wondering if your laughter 879 00:37:58,966 --> 00:38:01,966 is your own or the laugh of an Incan god you've absorbed 880 00:38:02,003 --> 00:38:04,353 after defeating him in tennis -- 881 00:38:04,385 --> 00:38:06,455 ahem -- are you truly living? 882 00:38:06,491 --> 00:38:09,801 Theseus' ship. 883 00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:11,939 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 884 00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:13,049 Ahhh. 885 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,813 If you continuously fix a boat with new wood 886 00:38:15,845 --> 00:38:17,465 until it's all been replaced, 887 00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:18,992 is it the same boat it once was? 888 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,440 Is a boat with the same design, 889 00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:23,720 made of the same pieces discarded from the older ship 890 00:38:23,749 --> 00:38:25,649 during repair of the original ship, 891 00:38:25,682 --> 00:38:27,482 is that that same ship? 892 00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:28,722 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 893 00:38:28,754 --> 00:38:32,004 Is it the same boat it once was? 894 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:35,173 It's -- Aw. I sure love boats. 895 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:36,619 Is a boat with the same design, 896 00:38:36,659 --> 00:38:38,969 made of the pieces discarded from the older boat, 897 00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:41,526 the same boat that it knew that it could've been one time 898 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,010 when it was being built by the guy 899 00:38:43,044 --> 00:38:44,324 that was building the boat? 900 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:45,666 I can't keep me 901 00:38:45,702 --> 00:38:48,672 unless I embrace the me I might also become. 902 00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:51,355 Forget everything you ever knew about boats, okay? 903 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:53,018 This tennis is deadly. 904 00:38:53,054 --> 00:38:55,164 Trust no one. 905 00:38:55,194 --> 00:38:57,854 Not even my Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear? 906 00:38:58,612 --> 00:39:03,692 ♪♪ 907 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:08,170 Hey, I'm the Chair Umpire from the anime you're watching, 908 00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:10,727 and I think it's important for you to learn, uh, 909 00:39:10,762 --> 00:39:13,942 a couple pointers 'bout tennis. 910 00:39:13,972 --> 00:39:16,732 Horizontal bobbing can really do damage on your neck, 911 00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,668 if you know what I mean. 912 00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:20,391 Come with me. 913 00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:24,257 I've got, uh, important shots that you'll need to understand, 914 00:39:24,292 --> 00:39:26,712 uh, and view, to further appreciate 915 00:39:26,743 --> 00:39:29,193 the volleys that we'll be appreciating 916 00:39:29,228 --> 00:39:33,128 and seeing in Makasu's g-greatest adventure tonight. 917 00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:41,337 This one's called... 918 00:39:43,829 --> 00:39:45,449 This one's called... 919 00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:53,389 This one's called... 920 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:55,005 Aah! 921 00:39:59,362 --> 00:40:01,922 Some people choose to play tennis on their own, 922 00:40:01,951 --> 00:40:06,401 fashioning a small ball thrower at the other side of the court. 923 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:10,988 This works with automation and gas. 924 00:40:11,029 --> 00:40:12,439 This one's called... 925 00:40:17,587 --> 00:40:20,177 Notice the thwack. 926 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,760 Wow! 927 00:40:21,798 --> 00:40:24,078 Look at that tennis ball soar. 928 00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:28,561 Truly like a bird of paradise. 929 00:40:28,598 --> 00:40:30,388 It does bong. 930 00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:35,809 This is why tennis. 931 00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:38,507 Here's some disgusting questions. 932 00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:48,479 ♪♪ 933 00:40:48,515 --> 00:40:58,455 ♪♪ 934 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:07,840 ♪♪ 935 00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:17,649 ♪♪ 936 00:41:17,682 --> 00:41:27,692 ♪♪ 937 00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:29,206 [ Pop! ] 938 00:41:37,564 --> 00:41:39,954 Tennis. 939 00:41:43,121 --> 00:41:44,851 Narrator: Fresh from his defeat of Ekeko, 940 00:41:44,881 --> 00:41:46,431 Makasu is led by the God of Tennis 941 00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:49,919 to their next opponent, the Water Goddess Mama Qucha. 942 00:41:49,955 --> 00:41:52,195 But can Makasu resist the temptation 943 00:41:52,233 --> 00:41:55,063 to eat the Lake Titicaca tricky koan. 944 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:57,858 Tune in next week for "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu," 945 00:41:57,894 --> 00:42:00,694 Chapter 2, "Second Set." 946 00:42:00,725 --> 00:42:10,665 ♪♪ 947 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:15,430 ♪♪ 948 00:42:15,463 --> 00:42:17,853 Makasu is the best sportsman of all time, 949 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,540 except when it comes to tennis! 950 00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:22,711 And now Makasu has to become the best tennis sportsman ever! 951 00:42:22,747 --> 00:42:25,437 Makasu is ready for action with his action racket! 952 00:42:25,473 --> 00:42:27,893 I have emotional memories about rackets! 953 00:42:27,924 --> 00:42:31,074 And what's that in his Back Pocket Dimension pocket? 954 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,100 Why, it's Flying Bear! 955 00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:39,796 I'm the God of Tennis, here to monologue! 956 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:43,083 Never let exposition of playtime go unheard again, 957 00:42:43,112 --> 00:42:46,702 with the God of Tennis and his monologging action! 958 00:42:46,736 --> 00:42:48,426 It is I, the God of Tennis. 959 00:42:48,462 --> 00:42:50,912 As the God of Tennis, I know three things about tennis. 960 00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:52,777 One, the ball is green. 961 00:42:52,811 --> 00:42:55,431 Two, if you hit the ball with a racket, you can win points. 962 00:42:55,469 --> 00:42:57,579 Three, if you win enough points, 963 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,609 you'll win the entire game of tennis. 964 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:01,266 Tennis is a racket sport 965 00:43:01,302 --> 00:43:03,442 that can be played individually against single players. 966 00:43:03,477 --> 00:43:04,927 Each player has a racket. 967 00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:06,511 Narrator: Why, it's Bendy Rivers, 968 00:43:06,549 --> 00:43:09,169 now with extra face-shaming action 969 00:43:09,207 --> 00:43:11,827 to help deal with all his horrible attempts at life. 970 00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:13,275 I failed again. I'm a failure. 971 00:43:13,314 --> 00:43:14,734 I can't do anything right. 972 00:43:14,764 --> 00:43:16,564 My wife hates me. 973 00:43:19,044 --> 00:43:20,494 It's Chair Umpire! 974 00:43:20,528 --> 00:43:23,638 It's a chair, who's also, in addition, an umpire! 975 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:25,190 Arr, I'm a chair! 976 00:43:25,499 --> 00:43:29,189 With special chair attributes, imagine the possibilities. 977 00:43:29,227 --> 00:43:31,637 I guess I could... sit on it? 978 00:43:31,678 --> 00:43:32,678 Chair Umpire! 979 00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:35,653 You'll never defeat me with my infinite gifts 980 00:43:35,682 --> 00:43:37,272 in my baskets, Makasu. 981 00:43:37,304 --> 00:43:39,444 Will the infinite gifts inside of Ekeko's many, 982 00:43:39,478 --> 00:43:41,788 many baskets spell the end of Makasu's journey 983 00:43:41,826 --> 00:43:43,376 to be the best sportsman? 984 00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:45,973 Anything is possible with "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" 985 00:43:46,002 --> 00:43:48,002 play-action toys. 986 00:43:50,317 --> 00:43:52,317 [ Laughing ] [ Chirping ] 987 00:43:52,353 --> 00:43:53,943 Ha-ha, ha ha. 988 00:43:53,976 --> 00:43:55,836 Whoa. Ha-ha, ha-ha. 989 00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:58,774 Who knew on our journey that we would go to the beach? 990 00:43:58,808 --> 00:44:01,158 Yeah. 991 00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:03,470 Sand! Yes! 992 00:44:03,502 --> 00:44:05,472 It is on our way to our next challenger, 993 00:44:05,504 --> 00:44:07,234 who was found deep in the sea. 994 00:44:07,265 --> 00:44:09,845 Oh, wow.Makasu: Sounds a little spooky to me. 995 00:44:09,888 --> 00:44:12,478 ♪♪ 996 00:44:12,511 --> 00:44:15,141 Let me go to the cocktail lounge. 997 00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:24,319 ♪♪ 998 00:44:24,351 --> 00:44:33,671 ♪♪ 999 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:42,815 ♪♪ 1000 00:44:42,852 --> 00:44:51,862 ♪♪ 1001 00:44:51,896 --> 00:45:01,006 ♪♪ 1002 00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:10,193 ♪♪ 1003 00:45:10,224 --> 00:45:19,374 ♪♪ 1004 00:45:19,406 --> 00:45:28,726 ♪♪ 1005 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:37,800 ♪♪ 1006 00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:46,948 ♪♪ 1007 00:45:46,985 --> 00:45:56,055 ♪♪ 1008 00:45:56,098 --> 00:46:05,248 ♪♪ 1009 00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:14,359 ♪♪ 1010 00:46:14,392 --> 00:46:18,022 ♪♪ 1011 00:46:18,051 --> 00:46:19,811 Um, three pisco sours. 1012 00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:21,156 That's 30 Sol. 1013 00:46:21,192 --> 00:46:22,612 Okay. 1014 00:46:22,641 --> 00:46:23,951 Sol is the money of Peru. 1015 00:46:23,988 --> 00:46:25,958 Uh, oh, okay. Uh, just give me a second. 1016 00:46:25,990 --> 00:46:29,960 I gotta find it in my God purse. 1017 00:46:29,994 --> 00:46:31,694 Okay, here's our drinks! 1018 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,479 Pisco sours, the national drink of Peru! 1019 00:46:34,515 --> 00:46:35,995 Wow, native flavors! 1020 00:46:36,034 --> 00:46:38,974 God of Tennis, I'm making an ass out of the sand. 1021 00:46:39,003 --> 00:46:40,453 It's called the sand ass. 1022 00:46:40,487 --> 00:46:42,487 Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp. 1023 00:46:42,523 --> 00:46:45,943 Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm using lotion to tan my ass dark brown. 1024 00:46:45,975 --> 00:46:47,935 So when I can guess in the sand, 1025 00:46:47,977 --> 00:46:51,357 it's my ass or the sand ass making fun in this adventure! 1026 00:46:53,155 --> 00:46:55,225 Ohh. 1027 00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:57,160 Uh... Huh? 1028 00:46:57,193 --> 00:46:59,753 I'm peeing in the water. [ Sighs ] 1029 00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:03,862 Ohh. He's peeing. 1030 00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,820 Chirp. 1031 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:10,027 Ha ha ha! Your flying bear wants to drink my pee water. 1032 00:47:10,068 --> 00:47:11,968 I hope we have lots of time during this journey 1033 00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:14,591 to do friend activities like this one. 1034 00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:17,144 You better not be doing this. Seriously? 1035 00:47:17,179 --> 00:47:20,489 Missing your son's 8th grade graduation ceremony? 1036 00:47:20,527 --> 00:47:23,147 What? Don't you want me to catch this guy? 1037 00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:27,145 A real husband would be able to balance family and his job. 1038 00:47:27,189 --> 00:47:30,159 Real husband? I -- I hate these gender roles. 1039 00:47:30,192 --> 00:47:33,062 Why don't you get a job?I do have a job. 1040 00:47:33,091 --> 00:47:36,161 I make more money than you and still have to come home 1041 00:47:36,198 --> 00:47:38,928 and put in emotional labor for your failures 1042 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:43,859 and your needs for your goofy career I once found charming. 1043 00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:47,105 Is this why we don't do sex anymore? 1044 00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:50,350 Yep! That's why we don't do sex anymore. 1045 00:47:50,384 --> 00:47:52,734 Ha ha ha! Now I'm burying myself! 1046 00:47:52,766 --> 00:47:55,596 Sweet walnut, hold on, he's entering my trap! 1047 00:47:55,631 --> 00:47:57,081 But your son![ Beep ] 1048 00:47:57,115 --> 00:47:59,075 Bendy Rivers: Buried in the sand is an elaborate 1049 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:01,877 bubble-making mechanism that will trap him in the sky! 1050 00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:03,923 Ha ha ha ha! 1051 00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:09,890 ♪♪ 1052 00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:12,541 Oh, my God! I've been trapped! 1053 00:48:12,579 --> 00:48:14,369 [ Slurps ] 1054 00:48:14,408 --> 00:48:16,618 [ Swallows ] Ahh. 1055 00:48:16,652 --> 00:48:18,902 Pretty good pisco sour. 1056 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:21,040 I'm not, like, a big booze drinker. 1057 00:48:21,070 --> 00:48:22,830 I don't really drink to get drunk. 1058 00:48:22,865 --> 00:48:27,485 I mostly drink, uh, just to fit in. 1059 00:48:27,525 --> 00:48:31,385 I don't really hang out with people. 1060 00:48:31,425 --> 00:48:32,935 I feel fat now. 1061 00:48:32,979 --> 00:48:35,569 I'm gonna put my clothes back on. 1062 00:48:35,602 --> 00:48:38,192 [ Waves crashing ] 1063 00:48:43,886 --> 00:48:45,506 Chirp! 1064 00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:46,923 Mm, mm! 1065 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:50,818 Chirp, mm, chirp, chirp, mm, mm, chirp! 1066 00:48:50,858 --> 00:48:53,338 Mm, mm, chirp, chirp! 1067 00:48:53,378 --> 00:48:56,688 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear! 1068 00:48:56,726 --> 00:49:00,246 This bubble trouble might be how our adventure comes to an end! 1069 00:49:00,282 --> 00:49:01,972 I've got you now! 1070 00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:05,078 You, uh -- y-you can't do any escaping now! 1071 00:49:05,114 --> 00:49:07,844 Wow, this [bleep] idiot sure wants to capture me. 1072 00:49:07,875 --> 00:49:09,595 Uh... 1073 00:49:09,636 --> 00:49:11,256 Chirp, chirp, chirp, uh-huh. 1074 00:49:11,293 --> 00:49:13,853 You disgusting little bitch boy, whoo! You're right, though. 1075 00:49:13,881 --> 00:49:17,541 You could do a handcuff sex role-play using those tools. 1076 00:49:17,575 --> 00:49:20,955 BDSM. BDSM. B-B-B-B-BD-- 1077 00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:23,482 Makasu, you are under INTERPOL spiritual arrest 1078 00:49:23,512 --> 00:49:25,552 for the injury of multiple deities 1079 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:28,213 as well as the theft of many sacred relics 1080 00:49:28,241 --> 00:49:29,661 and mythological items! 1081 00:49:29,690 --> 00:49:31,000 I can't let him catch me and learn 1082 00:49:31,037 --> 00:49:33,797 about my back-pocket dimension. Dang. 1083 00:49:33,832 --> 00:49:36,182 Relics that include Khanda, the Buddhist and Hindu sword 1084 00:49:36,214 --> 00:49:38,564 that cuts through ignorance with wisdom, 1085 00:49:38,596 --> 00:49:40,866 Nábrók, the Icelandic death underpants 1086 00:49:40,908 --> 00:49:43,118 made from dead man's skin and which is capable 1087 00:49:43,152 --> 00:49:45,192 of producing an endless supply of money, 1088 00:49:45,223 --> 00:49:48,543 some penis statue from somewhere I don't even know that one. 1089 00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:50,061 I feel like people from religions 1090 00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:52,850 and all over the world make big penis statues, right? 1091 00:49:52,886 --> 00:49:55,816 I-I don't know the significance of the penis statue. 1092 00:49:55,854 --> 00:49:58,134 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 1093 00:49:58,167 --> 00:50:02,307 As well as Skidbladnir, the best of all the Viking Ships. 1094 00:50:02,344 --> 00:50:04,794 Skidbladnir?! Winky face! 1095 00:50:05,968 --> 00:50:08,728 Quick, Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. Chirp? 1096 00:50:08,764 --> 00:50:11,594 Go into my back pocket dimension and grab me Skidbladnir! 1097 00:50:11,629 --> 00:50:15,009 Hmm. Chirp! Hmm, hmm. Ahh. 1098 00:50:17,290 --> 00:50:18,980 Skidbladnir?! 1099 00:50:19,947 --> 00:50:21,847 Ahh! Wait, please! 1100 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,160 It's my 8th grader's graduation today and -- 1101 00:50:24,193 --> 00:50:28,893 Gust Lob Force Stroke! 1102 00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:32,061 Aaaahhhh! 1103 00:50:32,098 --> 00:50:34,098 Aaahhhh! 1104 00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:35,964 Aaahhhh! 1105 00:50:35,998 --> 00:50:43,588 ♪♪ 1106 00:50:43,626 --> 00:50:46,036 [ Waves crashing ] 1107 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:47,727 Ooh. Ooh. 1108 00:50:47,768 --> 00:50:49,558 It's a good thing you popped his bubble! 1109 00:50:49,598 --> 00:50:51,048 Blah, blah, blah. Who cares? 1110 00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:54,192 Sonia, I've got some not so great news. 1111 00:50:54,223 --> 00:50:57,303 Oh, my God!He used his magical flying Viking boat 1112 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:59,260 to destroy my bubble trap and -- Hold on. 1113 00:50:59,297 --> 00:51:01,957 Your son is here. He has something to say. 1114 00:51:01,989 --> 00:51:05,199 Dad, I hate you for missing my 8th grade graduation. 1115 00:51:05,234 --> 00:51:06,934 Think about it. 1116 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,100 Hmm. 1117 00:51:09,928 --> 00:51:12,378 Come. We must tube with these inner tubes 1118 00:51:12,414 --> 00:51:14,074 to continue on our journey. 1119 00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:16,555 Inner tube -- kind of like my colon! 1120 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:18,900 Actually, the colon is a punctuation mark 1121 00:51:18,937 --> 00:51:21,217 used to precede a list of items -- 1122 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,940 marbles, wooden floor, marble shooters, gambling hens. 1123 00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:29,218 This is what you would need in a list of marbles, battles, colon. 1124 00:51:29,258 --> 00:51:32,398 Sometimes, God of Tennis, you come off like you're full of shit. 1125 00:51:32,434 --> 00:51:34,474 He doesn't trust me, but why? 1126 00:51:34,505 --> 00:51:37,085 Just like my colon! Ha ha ha ha! 1127 00:51:38,543 --> 00:51:41,343 Man. Bitch, let's go tubing. 1128 00:51:41,374 --> 00:51:46,144 ♪♪ 1129 00:51:46,172 --> 00:51:48,802 [ Both slurping ] 1130 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,871 But also, the colon is actually a name for the large intestine, 1131 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:56,252 or large bowel, and poop travels through that. 1132 00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:58,935 That's what I meant earlier by tube and colon. 1133 00:51:58,977 --> 00:52:00,187 Do you get that, God of Tennis? 1134 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:03,260 I'm always thrown off by homophones. 1135 00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:05,262 ♪♪ 1136 00:52:05,294 --> 00:52:08,304 [ Dialing ] 1137 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,303 It's just, like, personally offensive to me 1138 00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:14,165 because, like, you haven't cast me in anything that you've done. 1139 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,790 No, it's like, come in here and be this super gay phone. 1140 00:52:17,824 --> 00:52:21,174 Now, this is some homophobic word play. 1141 00:52:21,207 --> 00:52:25,447 ♪♪ 1142 00:52:25,487 --> 00:52:27,967 It's like not --I prefer playing with my ass! 1143 00:52:28,006 --> 00:52:29,966 You think you're so funny 1144 00:52:30,008 --> 00:52:32,288 because you're just going to make this weird pun. 1145 00:52:32,321 --> 00:52:35,531 Hey, there, guys. It's me, Maxime Simonet. 1146 00:52:35,566 --> 00:52:38,636 I'm the creator of the animation story you're watching, 1147 00:52:38,672 --> 00:52:40,162 and I just wanted to talk to you guys 1148 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,811 about what I like to do comedically, 1149 00:52:42,849 --> 00:52:44,819 which sometimes is justified puns. 1150 00:52:44,851 --> 00:52:46,471 Homophone, as we've seen, 1151 00:52:46,508 --> 00:52:50,238 is this little effeminate phone is what I wrote in the script. 1152 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:51,890 But, you know, clearly, it's a gay phone, 1153 00:52:51,927 --> 00:52:53,547 and I know it's not the most politically correct, 1154 00:52:53,584 --> 00:52:56,664 but I thought, like, putting -- Taking the word homophone 1155 00:52:56,690 --> 00:52:58,180 and then making a homosexual phone 1156 00:52:58,209 --> 00:52:59,999 was kind of a fantastical little way of 1157 00:53:00,038 --> 00:53:02,488 just putting things together, making a little funny world 1158 00:53:02,524 --> 00:53:05,184 to -- You know, imagination is really important. 1159 00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:07,666 And, in fact, the whole title of this piece, 1160 00:53:07,701 --> 00:53:10,011 Gemmusetto Machu Picchu: "Game Set Match" 1161 00:53:10,048 --> 00:53:12,838 translated into Japanese is actually, like, 1162 00:53:12,879 --> 00:53:16,089 from what I can tell on Google Translate, is Gemmusetto Machu. 1163 00:53:16,123 --> 00:53:18,923 And Machu Picchu, of course, the Incan landmark. 1164 00:53:18,954 --> 00:53:21,784 Tennis -- game, set, match. 1165 00:53:21,819 --> 00:53:25,509 This project is just justifying all those three puzzle pieces together. 1166 00:53:25,547 --> 00:53:26,717 The title came first. 1167 00:53:26,755 --> 00:53:28,235 I had a friend who told me, "Oh, Max, 1168 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:30,904 where do you get off making a project 1169 00:53:30,931 --> 00:53:32,901 that's using, like, a Japanese art style, 1170 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:34,453 the culture of South America?" 1171 00:53:34,487 --> 00:53:37,967 that no -- in now way belongs to me or represents me. 1172 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:39,867 And tennis I don't even know about. 1173 00:53:39,906 --> 00:53:41,246 I just want to say, like, 1174 00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:43,457 I don't think this is like the movie "Mulan," 1175 00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:46,456 where I'm, like, showing what I think China is like. 1176 00:53:46,499 --> 00:53:49,359 You know, this isn't a real representation of anything. 1177 00:53:49,398 --> 00:53:53,258 It's kind of just a collage, artistic little fantasy world 1178 00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:55,539 we can get indulged in, and it's my epic piece. 1179 00:53:55,577 --> 00:53:58,607 It's a life-defining creative piece of mine, 1180 00:53:58,649 --> 00:54:00,999 and, in the end, I think I'm going to get rid of the joke 1181 00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:03,100 with the gay phone 1182 00:54:03,136 --> 00:54:05,826 that we just had with the gay phone. 1183 00:54:05,863 --> 00:54:08,113 Shit, I'm drooling again. 1184 00:54:08,969 --> 00:54:10,559 [ Slurps ] 1185 00:54:10,592 --> 00:54:13,282 See, a lot of this is making sense now to me 1186 00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:16,109 because the Lake Titicaca Tricky Colon, 1187 00:54:16,149 --> 00:54:20,119 I always wondering why isn't it shaped like two dots 1188 00:54:20,153 --> 00:54:22,913 but it's named after the colon in the body. 1189 00:54:22,949 --> 00:54:24,159 The Trickery Colon? 1190 00:54:24,191 --> 00:54:27,261 Yes, a lake-dwelling underwater monster 1191 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:30,778 that looks like a big fleshy tube. 1192 00:54:30,819 --> 00:54:32,819 A deadly beast. 1193 00:54:32,855 --> 00:54:34,925 Whoa! The tricky colon! 1194 00:54:34,961 --> 00:54:36,651 Oh, my God! 1195 00:54:36,687 --> 00:54:42,487 ♪♪ 1196 00:54:49,044 --> 00:54:51,464 God of Tennis, I'm getting queasy! 1197 00:54:51,495 --> 00:54:53,595 [ Gags ] 1198 00:54:53,635 --> 00:54:54,835 [ Belches ] 1199 00:54:54,877 --> 00:54:57,467 There, there. Surely it's getting tired. 1200 00:54:58,881 --> 00:55:01,061 Youch! I'm being squished! 1201 00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:02,820 Please use your tennis magic 1202 00:55:02,851 --> 00:55:04,821 to zap us out of here to someplace. 1203 00:55:04,853 --> 00:55:08,823 My powers are useless at sea for reasons too arbitrary to name. 1204 00:55:09,858 --> 00:55:11,958 Only a sea deity can help us now, 1205 00:55:11,998 --> 00:55:13,828 and I doubt Mama Cocha is on our side, 1206 00:55:13,862 --> 00:55:17,802 seeing as she's most likely heard a word of Ekeko's doe-fuh. 1207 00:55:17,831 --> 00:55:21,041 That's it! We need Diktynna! 1208 00:55:21,076 --> 00:55:22,906 Diktynna?Cretan Goddess of Nets! 1209 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,980 Ancient fisher boys, sailors, and fisher boys 1210 00:55:25,011 --> 00:55:26,361 drew from her power. 1211 00:55:26,392 --> 00:55:28,672 You're not friends with the nets god lady? 1212 00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:32,234 Gods don't just all hang out as friends, you know. 1213 00:55:32,259 --> 00:55:34,569 Well, lucky for us, when I stormed the Greek Isles 1214 00:55:34,607 --> 00:55:37,257 and defeated all of their gods in the game of foosball, 1215 00:55:37,299 --> 00:55:39,579 the table sport, I managed to concentrate 1216 00:55:39,612 --> 00:55:43,342 all of Diktynna's essence into this beaker! 1217 00:55:44,755 --> 00:55:46,265 [ Groans ] 1218 00:55:46,308 --> 00:55:49,038 I summon the spirit of Diktynna! 1219 00:55:49,069 --> 00:55:51,929 [ Echoing ] Pop inside me, Dikky T's! 1220 00:55:51,969 --> 00:55:55,489 I am your vessel! 1221 00:55:55,524 --> 00:55:57,914 ♪♪ 1222 00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:00,740 Aah! Oh! 1223 00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:12,851 God of Tenni-i-i-i-i-i... 1224 00:56:12,886 --> 00:56:17,366 Makasu-u-u-u-u! ...i-i-s! 1225 00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:19,758 [ Groans ] 1226 00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:22,900 [ Groaning ] 1227 00:56:27,487 --> 00:56:28,697 [ Sighs ] 1228 00:56:28,730 --> 00:56:31,420 Can you believe what I just did? How I transformed? 1229 00:56:31,457 --> 00:56:33,977 That was like Tetsuo from "Akira" the film. 1230 00:56:34,011 --> 00:56:36,391 Yeah, whatever, babe. 1231 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,427 Poor creature. 1232 00:56:38,464 --> 00:56:41,714 Tricky Colon is far afield from its freshwater home. 1233 00:56:41,743 --> 00:56:43,883 Whoa! Tastes like meringue! 1234 00:56:43,917 --> 00:56:45,637 Like sugary egg whites. 1235 00:56:45,678 --> 00:56:47,438 Whoa! Like sweet sperm. Whoa! 1236 00:56:47,473 --> 00:56:48,473 Makasu, stop that! 1237 00:56:48,508 --> 00:56:50,438 You will anger Mama Cocha even more! 1238 00:56:50,476 --> 00:56:53,996 Hmm. Five major rivers empty into Titicaca. 1239 00:56:54,031 --> 00:56:56,271 None of them reach the sea. 1240 00:56:56,309 --> 00:56:59,139 This means Tricky Colon emerged from the waters, 1241 00:56:59,174 --> 00:57:03,354 scrambled down the Andes, crossed highways and railroads, 1242 00:57:03,385 --> 00:57:06,145 braved the Thicket of Hard Plastic Things, 1243 00:57:06,181 --> 00:57:07,801 all to battle us. 1244 00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:09,178 There are forces that -- Makasu! 1245 00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,978 I told you not to eat the colon. 1246 00:57:11,013 --> 00:57:12,573 Why do you always eat the colon? 1247 00:57:12,601 --> 00:57:15,501 Mmm. Me and you are a team, tummy. 1248 00:57:15,535 --> 00:57:19,125 Makasu, as I feared, you have angered Mama Cocha. 1249 00:57:19,159 --> 00:57:21,299 We need to go below deck. 1250 00:57:21,334 --> 00:57:24,134 I ate the entire tricky colon, and I feel sick. 1251 00:57:24,164 --> 00:57:27,104 So, actually, I feel like I need to sit down more. 1252 00:57:27,133 --> 00:57:29,763 Okay? Makasu. 1253 00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,861 Sorry. Makasu. 1254 00:57:31,896 --> 00:57:35,486 Okay? Makasu! 1255 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:39,870 Whoa! Whoa whoa! 1256 00:57:39,904 --> 00:57:41,294 Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! 1257 00:57:41,319 --> 00:57:43,839 Whoa! Ooh-hoo! 1258 00:57:43,874 --> 00:57:47,504 Makasu! 1259 00:57:47,533 --> 00:57:49,783 [ Groaning ] 1260 00:57:49,811 --> 00:57:51,501 My word, 1261 00:57:51,537 --> 00:57:55,327 the tricky colon is expanding from his insides! 1262 00:57:56,058 --> 00:57:58,788 Woop. Woop. Woop. Woop. 1263 00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:00,620 Mmm. 1264 00:58:00,649 --> 00:58:03,789 The beast has completely filled most of his cavities. 1265 00:58:03,825 --> 00:58:06,025 He's gonna -- Whoa! 1266 00:58:06,068 --> 00:58:09,898 [ Groaning ] 1267 00:58:09,934 --> 00:58:12,734 Makasu, you must purge! 1268 00:58:12,765 --> 00:58:15,245 Purge! 1269 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:19,504 No! Don't shake your head! You must purge! 1270 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,500 Chirp. 1271 00:58:23,948 --> 00:58:27,808 Hmm, chirp. Chirp! 1272 00:58:27,849 --> 00:58:30,889 Ugh, ugh, ugh. Ugh! 1273 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,411 [ Coin jingles ] 1274 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,680 Boom. 1275 00:58:34,718 --> 00:58:36,688 [ Regurgitating ] 1276 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,030 [ Laughs ] 1277 00:58:38,066 --> 00:58:41,096 I've got you. I've got you. 1278 00:58:41,138 --> 00:58:44,178 Both: We've got us. 1279 00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:47,080 ♪ There's no other way to say 1280 00:58:47,109 --> 00:58:49,839 ♪ I'd hold you till the end of days ♪ 1281 00:58:49,871 --> 00:58:52,911 ♪ When rights are wrong ♪ And songs are called 1282 00:58:52,943 --> 00:58:58,643 ♪ We'll spin and hold 1283 00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:03,260 Oh, wow. I'm dying. 1284 00:59:03,298 --> 00:59:05,748 I'm on the ground now, trying to flop. 1285 00:59:05,783 --> 00:59:09,243 Oh, and I -- I can't swim... 1286 00:59:11,064 --> 00:59:13,384 ...because I'm on the ground. 1287 00:59:13,411 --> 00:59:16,211 Oh, dang! What? There's a hole in this water! 1288 00:59:16,242 --> 00:59:19,042 This is terrible!Yeah, same here. 1289 00:59:19,072 --> 00:59:22,632 Sure is a shitty time to be one of us fish. 1290 00:59:22,662 --> 00:59:24,702 Shoot. 1291 00:59:24,733 --> 00:59:26,803 Guys, me, too! 1292 00:59:26,839 --> 00:59:28,699 Shoot! 1293 00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:33,637 ♪♪ 1294 00:59:33,673 --> 00:59:36,643 All: ♪ We are dead fish on the ground ♪ 1295 00:59:36,676 --> 00:59:39,956 ♪ We've come out the water, and now we're drowned ♪ 1296 00:59:39,990 --> 00:59:41,720 Shoot! 1297 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,170 Me, too, guys. 1298 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,820 I guess...this is where.... my next challenge 1299 00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:49,619 is...going to be. 1300 00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:53,520 Hello! 1301 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:57,655 ♪♪ 1302 00:59:57,697 --> 00:59:59,527 Aah! 1303 00:59:59,561 --> 01:00:03,121 It is me again, your favorite chair umpire, 1304 01:00:03,151 --> 01:00:04,911 The Chair Umpire! 1305 01:00:04,946 --> 01:00:06,806 Chair Umpire? Aah! 1306 01:00:06,844 --> 01:00:09,644 Where is Mama Cocha? She brought us down here, 1307 01:00:09,675 --> 01:00:12,155 nearly killing Makasu in the process! 1308 01:00:12,194 --> 01:00:15,094 Well, I'm gonna summon the tennis court now! 1309 01:00:15,128 --> 01:00:18,788 [ Chanting ] 1310 01:00:18,822 --> 01:00:26,552 ♪♪ 1311 01:00:26,588 --> 01:00:32,938 Oh, wow! Chair Umpire is very talented, for a chair! 1312 01:00:32,974 --> 01:00:35,874 [ Chants ] 1313 01:00:35,908 --> 01:00:37,388 Mama Cocha! 1314 01:00:38,669 --> 01:00:40,019 Hi! 1315 01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:41,950 Hmm. 1316 01:00:41,983 --> 01:00:46,783 ♪♪ 1317 01:00:46,815 --> 01:00:48,155 Mama Cocha -- 1318 01:00:48,196 --> 01:00:50,676 M.A.M.A. 1319 01:00:50,716 --> 01:00:53,166 C.O.C.H.A. 1320 01:00:53,201 --> 01:00:56,691 or M.A.M.A. 1321 01:00:56,722 --> 01:01:00,212 Q.U.C.H.A. 1322 01:01:00,242 --> 01:01:03,352 In the northern stretches of the Republic of Peru, 1323 01:01:03,383 --> 01:01:05,563 the Inca people worshipped many gods 1324 01:01:05,592 --> 01:01:07,152 that shared common functions 1325 01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,980 across different regions of the civilization. 1326 01:01:10,011 --> 01:01:13,261 At a certain point, however, they reached an agreement 1327 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:15,980 and designated a name for each god. 1328 01:01:16,017 --> 01:01:17,807 In this unification process, 1329 01:01:17,846 --> 01:01:20,566 Mama Cocha was created from all the deities 1330 01:01:20,607 --> 01:01:23,887 who represented various aspects of water. 1331 01:01:23,921 --> 01:01:26,371 She's said to be the wife of Viracocha, 1332 01:01:26,406 --> 01:01:27,886 who was the creator deity 1333 01:01:27,925 --> 01:01:30,995 and once the most important god in the Inca pantheon 1334 01:01:31,032 --> 01:01:35,832 before he was demoted, in a way, by emperor Pachacuti, 1335 01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:38,734 who declared Viracocha and Mama Cocha's son, 1336 01:01:38,764 --> 01:01:42,424 Inti, the Sun God, was the most important. 1337 01:01:44,908 --> 01:01:46,768 Representing a primary element, 1338 01:01:46,806 --> 01:01:49,356 Mama Cocha was a very important goddess, 1339 01:01:49,395 --> 01:01:51,945 especially venerated along coastal areas 1340 01:01:51,984 --> 01:01:53,614 in Peru by fishermen. 1341 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,440 She was said to calm the water and create opportunities 1342 01:01:56,471 --> 01:01:59,371 for the best fishing conditions by averting storms, 1343 01:01:59,405 --> 01:02:00,645 leading to her veneration 1344 01:02:00,682 --> 01:02:03,652 as a protector of fisherman and sailors. 1345 01:02:03,685 --> 01:02:05,645 In the cases of aquatic disasters, 1346 01:02:05,687 --> 01:02:07,717 she was said to offer relief. 1347 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:10,108 If a tsunami or a storm or flood 1348 01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:11,730 were to hurt a group of people, 1349 01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:15,212 Mama Cocha cared for them and helped them recover. 1350 01:02:15,248 --> 01:02:16,868 Some regions of the empire believed 1351 01:02:16,905 --> 01:02:19,765 that she was the goddess for all bodies of water -- 1352 01:02:19,805 --> 01:02:22,425 rivers, lakes, even water courses 1353 01:02:22,462 --> 01:02:24,672 and reservoirs that were human-made. 1354 01:02:24,706 --> 01:02:26,736 The beliefs surrounding Mama Cocha 1355 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,747 and other water-related deities 1356 01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:31,399 suggest that the Incans understood the basics 1357 01:02:31,437 --> 01:02:33,337 of the hydrological cycle. 1358 01:02:33,370 --> 01:02:35,230 They understood that the rain came from 1359 01:02:35,268 --> 01:02:37,058 already present bodies of water 1360 01:02:37,098 --> 01:02:38,758 and that the sea fueled the rain, 1361 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:40,929 which would then fall all over the ground. 1362 01:02:40,964 --> 01:02:43,074 Water being scarce in the Andes mountains 1363 01:02:43,104 --> 01:02:46,074 required the Incans and Pre-Inca civilizations 1364 01:02:46,107 --> 01:02:49,417 to construct reservoirs and canals for irrigation. 1365 01:02:49,455 --> 01:02:51,105 Transporting water from springs 1366 01:02:51,146 --> 01:02:54,146 and places that experienced higher volumes of rain 1367 01:02:54,184 --> 01:02:55,704 to areas with low rainfall 1368 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:58,457 in order to irrigate the soil and maintain livestock 1369 01:02:58,498 --> 01:03:01,018 was vital to the preservation of their people. 1370 01:03:01,053 --> 01:03:03,813 The Spanish colonists who conquered the Inca 1371 01:03:03,849 --> 01:03:06,919 noted that they had many complex canals and aqueducts 1372 01:03:06,955 --> 01:03:09,435 to bring water from high elevation areas 1373 01:03:09,475 --> 01:03:12,955 to lower, agricultural settlements. 1374 01:03:12,996 --> 01:03:15,956 The sanctity of water and its connection to the spiritual 1375 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:19,109 shows that the Inca understood the ecological factors 1376 01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:21,000 that sustain and create life. 1377 01:03:21,038 --> 01:03:23,698 Without rain, they have no working farms. 1378 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:26,870 Without Mama Cocha calming the sea, they have no fish. 1379 01:03:26,906 --> 01:03:29,456 Through military might, they may have conquered 1380 01:03:29,495 --> 01:03:31,315 the areas around the Andes, 1381 01:03:31,359 --> 01:03:33,979 but with water, they sustain themselves. 1382 01:03:38,504 --> 01:03:40,024 ♪♪ 1383 01:03:40,057 --> 01:03:42,467 [ Growling ] 1384 01:03:42,508 --> 01:03:44,508 I felt your foreign stink on my sea 1385 01:03:44,544 --> 01:03:46,824 the minute your dirty feet dipped in. 1386 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:49,067 You got a problem with my feet smells? 1387 01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:51,311 No! 1388 01:03:51,344 --> 01:03:54,354 [ Choking ] 1389 01:03:54,382 --> 01:03:57,702 I've got a problem with you fishing beasts without my blessing! 1390 01:03:57,730 --> 01:04:01,180 Mama Cocha, the Tricky Colon attacked us first! 1391 01:04:01,216 --> 01:04:03,556 And it doesn't even belong in these waters! 1392 01:04:03,598 --> 01:04:07,078 Imposter! Imposter! 1393 01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:09,919 The Tricky Colon was suffering at your hands! 1394 01:04:09,949 --> 01:04:12,019 What? Have you been summoning 1395 01:04:12,055 --> 01:04:14,565 all manner of creatures into the sea? 1396 01:04:14,609 --> 01:04:18,369 My babies! They must be here and ready! 1397 01:04:18,406 --> 01:04:20,546 [ Screeches ] 1398 01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:22,510 Even indulging your challenge to me 1399 01:04:22,548 --> 01:04:24,378 has killed these poor babies. 1400 01:04:24,412 --> 01:04:29,242 Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! 1401 01:04:29,279 --> 01:04:34,039 But you will not survive a tennis match with me, intruder! 1402 01:04:34,077 --> 01:04:36,247 Hmm, Hmm! 1403 01:04:36,286 --> 01:04:40,596 The water here will drown you in the sorrow of my sea children! 1404 01:04:40,635 --> 01:04:42,635 Hmph! 1405 01:04:42,671 --> 01:04:46,231 ♪♪ 1406 01:04:46,261 --> 01:04:48,261 I am the water. 1407 01:04:48,298 --> 01:04:50,368 And it is me! 1408 01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:51,923 You're full of me! 1409 01:04:51,957 --> 01:04:53,787 And it is all the same, 1410 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,790 from liquid lining your insides 1411 01:04:55,822 --> 01:04:58,242 to the craters and puddles on land. 1412 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,763 And you dare to tell me what my children, 1413 01:05:00,793 --> 01:05:03,553 what the Tricky Colon, where he should live? 1414 01:05:03,589 --> 01:05:07,319 You don't know water! 1415 01:05:07,351 --> 01:05:08,941 Hmm. 1416 01:05:08,974 --> 01:05:11,114 [ Water dripping ] 1417 01:05:11,148 --> 01:05:14,628 I'm very wet now and very disappointed. 1418 01:05:14,669 --> 01:05:17,049 You are even madder than Ekeko was. 1419 01:05:17,085 --> 01:05:20,495 My friends, my new family - broken. 1420 01:05:20,537 --> 01:05:21,777 Broken? 1421 01:05:21,814 --> 01:05:25,344 ♪♪ 1422 01:05:25,369 --> 01:05:29,269 A close-up sneer? What could she be planning? 1423 01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:33,864 ♪♪ 1424 01:05:33,895 --> 01:05:35,585 Hyah![ Buzzer sounds ] 1425 01:05:35,621 --> 01:05:37,111 Huh? 15-love. 1426 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,310 Huh? Damn it! 1427 01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:40,968 Makasu -- her balls are made of pure water, 1428 01:05:41,006 --> 01:05:43,836 and your racket doesn't have the power to return her serves! 1429 01:05:43,870 --> 01:05:45,980 That makes no sense okay, man? What -- Damn it! 1430 01:05:46,011 --> 01:05:49,011 Okay, that makes no sense. All right? Hello? 1431 01:05:49,048 --> 01:05:50,808 I don't understand what you're saying. 1432 01:05:50,843 --> 01:05:52,093 Just serve the ball again. 1433 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,470 You can't trick me, I got tennis. 1434 01:05:54,502 --> 01:05:56,122 Hee-hee. 1435 01:05:58,506 --> 01:06:00,026 [ Grunts ] 1436 01:06:01,681 --> 01:06:02,861 Hyah! 1437 01:06:02,889 --> 01:06:04,129 What? 30-love! 1438 01:06:04,167 --> 01:06:06,817 But how the hell did this just do it? But how? 1439 01:06:06,859 --> 01:06:09,139 I literally just told you what's happening. 1440 01:06:09,172 --> 01:06:11,282 I know, but it -- You know, I've just -- 1441 01:06:11,312 --> 01:06:15,012 I don't know, I've seen a lot of crazy stuff, okay? 1442 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:19,390 God of Tennis, but water balls going through rackets? 1443 01:06:19,423 --> 01:06:21,223 That's not regulation, man. 1444 01:06:21,253 --> 01:06:23,053 Eeh, eeh, ahh. 1445 01:06:23,082 --> 01:06:25,912 All these, you know, what? 1446 01:06:25,947 --> 01:06:29,047 What is happening? Time out! 1447 01:06:29,088 --> 01:06:33,058 Aah! 1448 01:06:33,092 --> 01:06:37,682 Could I go to the break room and get a cold drink? 1449 01:06:37,717 --> 01:06:39,577 [ Slurping ] 1450 01:06:39,616 --> 01:06:41,646 [ Swallows ] Mmm. 1451 01:06:41,687 --> 01:06:44,167 ♪♪ 1452 01:06:44,207 --> 01:06:46,377 Ah. 1453 01:06:46,416 --> 01:06:52,416 ♪♪ 1454 01:06:52,456 --> 01:06:55,936 All right, Mama Cocha. I'm ready for your serve now. 1455 01:06:55,977 --> 01:06:58,567 You sure? [ Laughs ] 1456 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,670 You're probably gonna lose. 1457 01:07:00,706 --> 01:07:03,086 God of Tennis: Makasu looks a little different after he's spent the time 1458 01:07:03,122 --> 01:07:05,332 in the break room getting a cold drink. 1459 01:07:05,366 --> 01:07:06,396 What is he up to? 1460 01:07:06,436 --> 01:07:09,226 30-love was the score of points, was it not? 1461 01:07:09,266 --> 01:07:10,406 30-love, intruder. 1462 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,790 Why don't you test that theory of yours, 1463 01:07:12,821 --> 01:07:14,891 where you win? Errr! 1464 01:07:14,927 --> 01:07:19,547 ♪♪ 1465 01:07:19,587 --> 01:07:21,067 Ah, tennis hit! 1466 01:07:21,106 --> 01:07:22,936 Huh?[ Buzzer sounds ] 1467 01:07:22,969 --> 01:07:24,899 30-15!How did you -- 1468 01:07:24,937 --> 01:07:27,107 Yeah! Huah! Ugh. 1469 01:07:27,146 --> 01:07:29,556 Ugh, yeah, ugh, huah. 1470 01:07:29,597 --> 01:07:33,387 Simple -- In the break room, I wasn't just drinking cold drink. 1471 01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:35,708 I was doing way more, Mama Coach! 1472 01:07:35,741 --> 01:07:38,431 I was also preparing my racket! 1473 01:07:39,952 --> 01:07:41,542 I couldn't return any ball 1474 01:07:41,574 --> 01:07:43,274 that just goes through the racket's mesh. 1475 01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:46,650 I had to figure out how to fill up those little holes! 1476 01:07:46,683 --> 01:07:49,413 So I used ice cubes from the ice maker in the freezer. 1477 01:07:49,444 --> 01:07:54,104 Ice cubes, little 3-dimensional squares of frozen water 1478 01:07:54,139 --> 01:07:57,659 fitting perfectly into the holes of the racket's mesh. 1479 01:07:57,694 --> 01:07:59,664 But that's not all. 1480 01:07:59,696 --> 01:08:02,106 There was a secret to putting my ice cubes in the racket. 1481 01:08:02,147 --> 01:08:03,597 Hmm! That's right. 1482 01:08:03,631 --> 01:08:05,981 He couldn't just leave the cubes in his racket. 1483 01:08:06,012 --> 01:08:07,462 He would've had to keep the racket 1484 01:08:07,497 --> 01:08:09,667 completely vertical to hold them in there. 1485 01:08:09,706 --> 01:08:11,846 Any rotational movement would have had them 1486 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:15,610 falling out on the ground. 1487 01:08:15,643 --> 01:08:17,273 So, I went with my gut. 1488 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:20,960 Makasu, you must purge! Purge! 1489 01:08:20,993 --> 01:08:23,133 Whuuu whu whuu whuuu whaauh! 1490 01:08:23,168 --> 01:08:25,998 No! Don't shake your head! You must purge! 1491 01:08:26,032 --> 01:08:28,142 I couldn't purge easily then, no, 1492 01:08:28,173 --> 01:08:29,803 not until my Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear 1493 01:08:29,829 --> 01:08:33,519 went into my throat and triggered my gag reflex. 1494 01:08:33,557 --> 01:08:35,417 But since then, I have not been able to stop 1495 01:08:35,456 --> 01:08:38,286 feeling like I've got to puke!Whuuh! 1496 01:08:38,321 --> 01:08:41,151 So I covered up the racket with vomited-up pisco sours 1497 01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:44,116 and then left it in the freezer to hold the ice cubes in. 1498 01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:47,024 And that's why I was gone for a whole hour and 23 minutes. 1499 01:08:47,053 --> 01:08:48,783 A whole hour and 16 minutes. 1500 01:08:48,814 --> 01:08:50,134 That's why I was gone so long. 1501 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,060 But now it holds all the ice cubes in. 1502 01:08:52,093 --> 01:08:53,823 Neat trick, huh? Yes! 1503 01:08:53,853 --> 01:08:56,133 Ice Cube glistening Peruvian 1504 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:59,856 racket trick technique cocktail vomit! Yes! 1505 01:08:59,894 --> 01:09:02,974 Solid enough to hit balls of water back! 1506 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,490 Aah, you conniving foreigner! 1507 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,280 [ Growls ] 1508 01:09:08,316 --> 01:09:10,176 My babies! 1509 01:09:12,355 --> 01:09:14,145 Slap! 1510 01:09:15,358 --> 01:09:17,048 Bone-zo! 1511 01:09:18,878 --> 01:09:21,538 Slap that animal! 1512 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:25,233 Aah! 1513 01:09:25,264 --> 01:09:28,164 [ Gurgling ] 1514 01:09:31,857 --> 01:09:34,197 Blech, now, this makes me -- 1515 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,590 Chyron: Game, set, match. 1516 01:09:39,692 --> 01:09:44,042 ♪♪ 1517 01:09:44,076 --> 01:09:47,356 [ Siren wailing ] 1518 01:09:47,390 --> 01:09:49,560 ♪♪ 1519 01:09:49,599 --> 01:09:53,569 The Kali Yuga is, like, so totally bogus, 1520 01:09:53,603 --> 01:09:58,263 but I guess I'll like, amenitize the eschaton, whatever. 1521 01:09:58,297 --> 01:10:03,127 Oh, thanks PopSoppler for the extra bits. 1522 01:10:03,164 --> 01:10:06,894 Cutie -- he says, "Gangroin, you're gorgeous. 1523 01:10:06,926 --> 01:10:09,716 Please amenitize my pleasure fruit." 1524 01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,097 That's very cute. 1525 01:10:15,452 --> 01:10:18,972 They call me the prince of trouble. I'm the prince of trouble. 1526 01:10:19,007 --> 01:10:20,597 Police Scanner: A thick demon is spoiling the Possinop Metrop'. 1527 01:10:20,630 --> 01:10:23,150 We need an &658.3 on the square eunuch. 1528 01:10:23,184 --> 01:10:24,394 Roger, dodger. 1529 01:10:24,427 --> 01:10:26,907 We got a trip six on the upper-up-side. 1530 01:10:26,946 --> 01:10:29,156 Heading over now. 1531 01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:31,640 I like it when you talk like a cop. 1532 01:10:34,506 --> 01:10:37,086 The wind is in my face. Ugh! We're close. 1533 01:10:37,129 --> 01:10:39,099 I feel the moist. 1534 01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,441 I'm chewin' on some collagen. 1535 01:10:41,478 --> 01:10:44,448 Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh! 1536 01:10:47,588 --> 01:10:49,278 [ Feedback ] 1537 01:10:49,314 --> 01:10:52,184 Pardon me, miss. Hello? 1538 01:10:52,213 --> 01:10:55,843 [ Clears throat ] Pwease, mommy, respond uwu. 1539 01:10:55,872 --> 01:10:57,942 All right, girls and boys. 1540 01:10:57,977 --> 01:11:00,457 I'm going to equip male nipple nipple. 1541 01:11:02,154 --> 01:11:04,674 Computer: Male nipple activating. 1542 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:09,608 ♪♪ 1543 01:11:09,644 --> 01:11:13,444 My, my, you little freaks love male nipple nipple today. 1544 01:11:13,476 --> 01:11:14,476 Oh, what's this? 1545 01:11:14,511 --> 01:11:17,031 MopKlopperDoppo tips with the message, 1546 01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:19,135 "You're the ray of light in my life." 1547 01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:21,621 Male nipple throb town. 1548 01:11:21,656 --> 01:11:23,206 Aah! 1549 01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:26,324 No! I, uh -- ugh! 1550 01:11:26,351 --> 01:11:29,491 Oh, you stinker, you friggin' stinker. 1551 01:11:29,526 --> 01:11:32,456 I am gonna ring you up like mayonnaise, shawty. 1552 01:11:32,495 --> 01:11:34,875 Stop tamperin' with evidence!Oh! 1553 01:11:34,911 --> 01:11:37,331 Aah! No! No! 1554 01:11:37,362 --> 01:11:39,162 You're a loose floppabopbot. 1555 01:11:39,191 --> 01:11:41,331 Of course you'd resort to this garbage. 1556 01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:44,226 Aah!Keep singing your ceiling's praises, honey. 1557 01:11:44,265 --> 01:11:45,985 I'm not moving! Please! 1558 01:11:46,025 --> 01:11:47,645 In regards to the OverChurch's ordinance, 1559 01:11:47,682 --> 01:11:50,382 Sunlight-D is not to be given without a prescription. 1560 01:11:50,409 --> 01:11:52,069 Online solicitation of the seduced 1561 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:54,450 to widen their light dosage is against the law. 1562 01:11:54,482 --> 01:11:58,182 And who got a nonorganic like you a cache of D anyways? 1563 01:11:58,210 --> 01:12:00,800 Hold up, she -- Aah! 1564 01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:03,083 What the...? 1565 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:06,181 Gangrene: Whoever thought a city in the Pacific Ocean was a good idea? 1566 01:12:06,218 --> 01:12:09,148 You'd figure if anyone had played "Bioshock," they'd get that. 1567 01:12:09,186 --> 01:12:11,356 But maybe the lens of that video game 1568 01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:13,156 is more of an anti-objectivist stance 1569 01:12:13,190 --> 01:12:15,050 about the dangers of no regulation 1570 01:12:15,089 --> 01:12:16,399 and not about the fatal truth. 1571 01:12:16,435 --> 01:12:18,845 Our utopia, our scientific haven, 1572 01:12:18,886 --> 01:12:20,816 a world for organics and nonorganics 1573 01:12:20,853 --> 01:12:22,683 who lived outside conventional lines, 1574 01:12:22,717 --> 01:12:24,477 it lacked what one could only describe, 1575 01:12:24,512 --> 01:12:26,482 metaphorically, as hope, light. 1576 01:12:26,514 --> 01:12:28,484 The sea darkness made man sick. 1577 01:12:28,516 --> 01:12:30,206 And the OverChurch controlled the light 1578 01:12:30,242 --> 01:12:31,832 and... 1579 01:12:31,864 --> 01:12:33,284 Uh... 1580 01:12:38,215 --> 01:12:40,735 This sucks. 1581 01:12:42,081 --> 01:12:44,261 I vow to never use my throat again 1582 01:12:44,290 --> 01:12:46,020 in this whole journey for anything. 1583 01:12:46,051 --> 01:12:47,361 Oh. 1584 01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:49,567 What is this landmark? 1585 01:12:49,606 --> 01:12:51,436 This world, the Under Andes, 1586 01:12:51,470 --> 01:12:54,230 is cosmically linked with the overworld of mortals. 1587 01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:56,096 It is an in-between state taking us 1588 01:12:56,130 --> 01:12:57,680 to the lower Ukhu Pacha. 1589 01:12:57,718 --> 01:12:58,928 Cool. 1590 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,270 But what is this landmark!? 1591 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:05,210 The Amaru, a beast said to live underground, 1592 01:13:05,242 --> 01:13:06,732 rips through the Under Andes 1593 01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:10,631 as it finds its way to its subterranean home in your world. 1594 01:13:11,939 --> 01:13:14,419 But what is this landmark? 1595 01:13:14,459 --> 01:13:15,429 The Amaru -- 1596 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,430 But what is this landmark? 1597 01:13:18,911 --> 01:13:20,431 The gateway of the sun. 1598 01:13:20,465 --> 01:13:22,325 You can say it's an interplanetary sister 1599 01:13:22,363 --> 01:13:24,433 of the same monument found in Bolivia. 1600 01:13:24,469 --> 01:13:27,919 Wow, the Under Andes are a sort of mirror South America. 1601 01:13:27,955 --> 01:13:29,745 Hmm, that's very funny. 1602 01:13:29,784 --> 01:13:31,104 Cool. 1603 01:13:31,130 --> 01:13:32,720 But what is this -- 1604 01:13:32,753 --> 01:13:36,143 It's crazy how much the space in between space matters. 1605 01:13:36,170 --> 01:13:38,100 Truly more than meets the eyes. 1606 01:13:38,137 --> 01:13:40,107 Ha ha ha. You got that from Megaman. 1607 01:13:40,139 --> 01:13:42,589 Megam-- no, no, Megaman is the blue guy. 1608 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,345 I mean the one with the cars, 1609 01:13:44,385 --> 01:13:47,105 the Japanese Sex Cars -- Japanese sex -- 1610 01:13:47,146 --> 01:13:49,076 ah, Japanese sex cars. 1611 01:13:49,114 --> 01:13:51,464 Japanese sex vehic-- 1612 01:13:51,496 --> 01:13:53,456 As we go forth, time and space 1613 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:55,468 are going to make less and less sense, 1614 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,360 in the traditional ways you're used to. 1615 01:13:57,398 --> 01:13:59,778 Autobang. Something like automobiles. 1616 01:13:59,814 --> 01:14:01,854 Transforming automobile friends? 1617 01:14:01,885 --> 01:14:04,195 Are you even listening to me, Makasu? 1618 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:08,272 Mama Cocha almost ripped you to shreds in the water vortex 1619 01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:10,755 and then tricked you with liquid tennis balls! 1620 01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:13,481 I'm just trying to prepare you because I care. 1621 01:14:13,518 --> 01:14:15,798 Bitch, I know you care. Listen, bitch. 1622 01:14:15,830 --> 01:14:17,590 The one thing I've learned from my career 1623 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:20,765 as doing what I do, which is playing against gods in sports, 1624 01:14:20,801 --> 01:14:22,801 is that you can't expect anything. 1625 01:14:22,837 --> 01:14:26,357 This status quo of yours of fantastical nonsense 1626 01:14:26,392 --> 01:14:29,812 underneath South America may be all hoodie doodie to you, 1627 01:14:29,844 --> 01:14:32,124 but you wouldn't survive a goose-[bleep] minute 1628 01:14:32,157 --> 01:14:33,497 as a mortal. 1629 01:14:33,538 --> 01:14:36,018 You know I've been through tough times, you know this. 1630 01:14:36,057 --> 01:14:37,367 You know it, that I have, 1631 01:14:37,403 --> 01:14:39,203 but there's also things you don't know. 1632 01:14:39,233 --> 01:14:41,173 And sure, Mama Cocha's water balls 1633 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,690 might have freaked me out for a second 1634 01:14:42,719 --> 01:14:44,719 and I had a little breakdown there, 1635 01:14:44,756 --> 01:14:47,616 but at least I know from all the wild, wild worlds 1636 01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:50,725 and worlds in between worlds and all the things out there 1637 01:14:50,762 --> 01:14:53,322 that I'm supposed to be thrown off. 1638 01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:58,530 If I'm gonna do this, I'm going to be thrown off. 1639 01:14:58,563 --> 01:15:04,053 I am listening, God of Tennis, but I'll figure it out. 1640 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:05,255 I always do. 1641 01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:06,503 Ah, God. Water?! 1642 01:15:06,536 --> 01:15:07,876 Don't worry about me, please. 1643 01:15:07,917 --> 01:15:10,257 His confidence in the face of all of this, 1644 01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:13,538 the balancing of his fears, conquering sad memories 1645 01:15:13,578 --> 01:15:15,548 and sticking to what he started, 1646 01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:17,550 making his decision to take this on, 1647 01:15:17,582 --> 01:15:21,002 despite everything that told him he wasn't good enough at tennis, 1648 01:15:21,033 --> 01:15:23,173 despite the memories of his grandfather... 1649 01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:24,588 ...Pencil eraser there, like some -- 1650 01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:26,003 do we have any, like, little nubs? 1651 01:15:26,038 --> 01:15:28,278 ...he is a truly force to be afraid of. 1652 01:15:28,316 --> 01:15:30,346 Bleat! 1653 01:15:30,387 --> 01:15:31,867 Spit, spit, bleat! 1654 01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:33,596 Chirp! 1655 01:15:35,392 --> 01:15:38,882 Okay, your new challenger is Urcuchillay! 1656 01:15:38,913 --> 01:15:40,433 This guy! 1657 01:15:41,882 --> 01:15:43,682 Urcuchillay. 1658 01:15:43,711 --> 01:15:49,891 U.R.C.U.C.H.I.L.L.A.Y. 1659 01:15:49,924 --> 01:15:53,454 Urcuchillay was the tutelary deity of Inca herders 1660 01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:56,969 and was believed to be a llama who watched over all animals. 1661 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,240 He was seen to be essential for the well-being 1662 01:15:59,278 --> 01:16:01,248 and reproduction of their herds. 1663 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:02,940 The Inca believed constellations 1664 01:16:02,972 --> 01:16:05,872 were special patrons of certain animals or activities, 1665 01:16:05,906 --> 01:16:09,696 and thus, stellar deities were a commonly-held belief. 1666 01:16:09,737 --> 01:16:11,567 Urcuchillay was the constellation 1667 01:16:11,601 --> 01:16:14,261 western astronomers know as Lyra. 1668 01:16:14,293 --> 01:16:17,753 Ancient Egyptians would represent the constellation as a vulture 1669 01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:20,750 and, in India, as an eagle or a vulture. 1670 01:16:20,783 --> 01:16:25,303 Seeing as the Inca had no cows, sheep, chickens, or goats, 1671 01:16:25,339 --> 01:16:28,269 their only domesticated animals were alpacas, 1672 01:16:28,307 --> 01:16:30,717 guinea pigs, and llamas. 1673 01:16:30,758 --> 01:16:32,418 Llamas were especially important, 1674 01:16:32,449 --> 01:16:34,419 as they provided clothing, food, 1675 01:16:34,451 --> 01:16:37,351 and were also their beasts of burden. 1676 01:16:37,385 --> 01:16:40,075 Additionally, they were sacrificed in very large numbers 1677 01:16:40,112 --> 01:16:41,532 as tribute to the gods. 1678 01:16:41,562 --> 01:16:44,152 The llama was the most popular Andean camelid 1679 01:16:44,185 --> 01:16:45,765 in stories and rituals 1680 01:16:45,808 --> 01:16:49,428 due to its extensive presence across the Andes and lower areas 1681 01:16:49,466 --> 01:16:51,986 compared to the alpaca, guanaco, and vicuña. 1682 01:16:52,021 --> 01:16:54,921 It also was the only camelid useful as a work animal 1683 01:16:54,955 --> 01:16:57,785 or to carry heavy loads and a source of edible meat, 1684 01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:01,860 as well as having manure that served as fertilizer. 1685 01:17:01,893 --> 01:17:04,653 Despite being replaced over time by cows and donkeys 1686 01:17:04,689 --> 01:17:06,659 for meat and transport respectively, 1687 01:17:06,691 --> 01:17:09,761 the llama has continued to be used for long trips in the Andes 1688 01:17:09,797 --> 01:17:12,457 and is a symbol of Peruvian identity. 1689 01:17:12,489 --> 01:17:14,659 It made it possible to take fish from the ocean 1690 01:17:14,699 --> 01:17:17,149 up to emperors higher in the mountains. 1691 01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:18,844 The llama was so vital to the Inca, 1692 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:21,495 one of the most important dark cloud constellations 1693 01:17:21,533 --> 01:17:24,813 of their culture was the yacana, the llama. 1694 01:17:24,847 --> 01:17:27,467 It rises above Cuzco, the capital city, 1695 01:17:27,504 --> 01:17:30,514 in November and consists of two llamas, 1696 01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:33,512 a mother and a baby suckling at her breast. 1697 01:17:33,545 --> 01:17:36,685 One of the eyes of the mother llama is Alpha Centauri, 1698 01:17:36,721 --> 01:17:39,341 the third brightest star in the night sky. 1699 01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:41,518 And the other is Beta Centauri. 1700 01:17:41,553 --> 01:17:43,563 Two bright star systems among the dark cloud 1701 01:17:43,589 --> 01:17:46,279 constellation body of the mother llama. 1702 01:17:48,008 --> 01:17:51,148 Llamas mate with the female in a lying-down position, 1703 01:17:51,183 --> 01:17:52,743 called a kush position. 1704 01:17:52,771 --> 01:17:55,531 They also mate for up to 45 minutes. 1705 01:17:55,567 --> 01:17:57,527 The females are induced ovulators, 1706 01:17:57,569 --> 01:18:00,539 which is when an animal ovulates due to external stimuli 1707 01:18:00,572 --> 01:18:02,712 during or just prior to mating. 1708 01:18:02,747 --> 01:18:05,367 The female doesn't produce eggs cyclically, 1709 01:18:05,404 --> 01:18:07,414 rather, does so when mated with 1710 01:18:07,441 --> 01:18:10,441 and is usually fertilized on the first try. 1711 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,040 Being such a profoundly important beast of burden 1712 01:18:15,069 --> 01:18:16,449 and cultural icon, 1713 01:18:16,484 --> 01:18:18,734 it's no wonder there was reverence to a deity 1714 01:18:18,763 --> 01:18:21,043 that was said to ensure the safety and propagation 1715 01:18:21,075 --> 01:18:22,385 of a llama herd. 1716 01:18:22,421 --> 01:18:24,081 Urcuchillay. 1717 01:18:24,113 --> 01:18:33,853 ♪♪ 1718 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,881 Bleat. Spit. 1719 01:18:35,918 --> 01:18:39,398 Bleat, spit, spit, spit, bleat, spit on the ground. 1720 01:18:39,438 --> 01:18:41,538 Man, I'm used to gods hating me, 1721 01:18:41,578 --> 01:18:43,748 but this Urcuchillay guy seems real pissed! 1722 01:18:43,788 --> 01:18:46,888 Yes. I didn't know him well, and he was always weird, 1723 01:18:46,929 --> 01:18:48,929 and he just talks like that. 1724 01:18:56,455 --> 01:18:59,935 Bleat, spit, bleat, spit, spit, spit, bleat! 1725 01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:04,264 Bleat! 1726 01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:07,091 Quick! Jump on my llama!Huaah! 1727 01:19:07,121 --> 01:19:10,681 Now I will cut off the llama's legs so we can fly away. 1728 01:19:10,711 --> 01:19:19,821 ♪♪ 1729 01:19:19,858 --> 01:19:24,168 ♪♪ 1730 01:19:24,207 --> 01:19:28,937 Bleat, bleat, bleat, 1731 01:19:28,971 --> 01:19:32,321 spit, spit, bleat, spit. 1732 01:19:33,976 --> 01:19:36,936 Bleat, spit, spit, bleat. 1733 01:19:36,979 --> 01:19:39,289 Bleat, bleat, bleat. 1734 01:19:39,326 --> 01:19:41,846 Slap that animal! 1735 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:51,030 ♪♪ 1736 01:19:51,062 --> 01:20:00,172 ♪♪ 1737 01:20:00,209 --> 01:20:05,839 ♪♪ 1738 01:20:05,870 --> 01:20:09,150 Bleat, bleat, bleat, spit, spit, bleat. 1739 01:20:09,183 --> 01:20:11,153 Bleat, spit. 1740 01:20:11,185 --> 01:20:13,665 Bleat, bleat, spit, bleat, spit. 1741 01:20:13,705 --> 01:20:15,845 Bleat, spit, spit, spit, bleat, bleat, bleat. 1742 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,500 Bleat, spit, bleat, bleat, bleat, spit. 1743 01:20:18,537 --> 01:20:21,327 Spit, bleat, bleat, spit, spit, spit, bleat. 1744 01:20:21,368 --> 01:20:23,298 Uh...spit, bleat. 1745 01:20:23,335 --> 01:20:24,745 Spit, spit, spit, spit, bleat. 1746 01:20:24,785 --> 01:20:27,995 Bleat, spit, spit, bleat, bleat, spit, spit. 1747 01:20:28,030 --> 01:20:31,340 You know what? I'm pretty sure I don't understand Llama language from this. 1748 01:20:31,378 --> 01:20:33,548 Chirp, chirp, chirp.[ Laughter ] 1749 01:20:33,587 --> 01:20:36,867 Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. Oh, boy. 1750 01:20:36,901 --> 01:20:39,251 You're so right about how much of an idiot 1751 01:20:39,282 --> 01:20:41,082 this llama guy sounds like... 1752 01:20:41,112 --> 01:20:44,152 Chirp! Chirp, chirp....when -- when he's saying this. 1753 01:20:44,184 --> 01:20:47,154 Chirp.I've never heard someone deconstruct every aspect 1754 01:20:47,187 --> 01:20:50,257 of how much of an idiot Urcuchillay the llama herd god 1755 01:20:50,293 --> 01:20:52,053 sounds like when he talks, 1756 01:20:52,088 --> 01:20:54,608 but your little Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear servant 1757 01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:57,202 sure has some biting insights. [ Chuckles ] 1758 01:20:57,231 --> 01:21:00,271 [ Snorts ] Bleat, bleat. 1759 01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:03,033 Hmm. 1760 01:21:03,065 --> 01:21:06,335 ♪♪ 1761 01:21:06,378 --> 01:21:08,588 Bleat. 1762 01:21:08,622 --> 01:21:10,942 Wow. Got to... 1763 01:21:10,969 --> 01:21:12,349 jump! Jump! 1764 01:21:12,384 --> 01:21:14,354 Ha ha, jumping! 1765 01:21:14,386 --> 01:21:17,386 [ Coughing ] 1766 01:21:17,424 --> 01:21:19,704 I guess he's ready to challe-- 1767 01:21:19,736 --> 01:21:22,876 I'm raw because I puked a lot. 1768 01:21:23,844 --> 01:21:26,124 And also, I pulled cigarettes out of my stomach. 1769 01:21:26,157 --> 01:21:28,917 [ Gagging ] 1770 01:21:28,953 --> 01:21:30,133 Yeah! Wait! 1771 01:21:30,161 --> 01:21:32,921 Who knows what he's got up those weird footy hoofies? 1772 01:21:32,957 --> 01:21:36,097 True, his two strange feet are weird. 1773 01:21:40,412 --> 01:21:42,412 ♪ Damn, what? 1774 01:21:42,449 --> 01:21:44,069 ♪ Oh, my God 1775 01:21:44,106 --> 01:21:45,246 ♪ Lord help us 1776 01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:47,069 ♪ Oh, my God 1777 01:21:47,109 --> 01:21:48,659 ♪ Okay, oh, my God 1778 01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:50,416 ♪ Yeah, praise our lord 1779 01:21:50,457 --> 01:21:52,387 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1780 01:21:52,424 --> 01:21:54,154 ♪ Help, yeah, fault, help 1781 01:21:54,185 --> 01:21:57,495 [ Indistinct singing ] 1782 01:21:57,533 --> 01:22:05,233 ♪♪ 1783 01:22:05,265 --> 01:22:07,435 ♪ I pull up with my tennis racket ♪ 1784 01:22:07,474 --> 01:22:09,234 ♪ I make that racket, yeah 1785 01:22:09,269 --> 01:22:10,819 ♪ Pull up in that muh 1786 01:22:10,856 --> 01:22:12,336 ♪ I got that pack, yeah 1787 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:14,445 ♪ Everybody wanna know 1788 01:22:14,481 --> 01:22:15,651 ♪ I did it, now 1789 01:22:15,689 --> 01:22:17,449 ♪ Everybody wanna know 1790 01:22:17,484 --> 01:22:18,974 ♪ I did it, now 1791 01:22:19,003 --> 01:22:22,283 ♪ Venus, Serena, I got my penis on my necklace ♪ 1792 01:22:22,316 --> 01:22:25,316 [ Indistinct singing ] 1793 01:22:25,354 --> 01:22:28,674 ♪♪ 1794 01:22:28,702 --> 01:22:30,702 ♪ Everybody know 1795 01:22:30,738 --> 01:22:32,118 ♪ Here we go 1796 01:22:32,154 --> 01:22:33,474 ♪ Lean stroke 1797 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,120 ♪ Yeah, lean stroke 1798 01:22:35,157 --> 01:22:36,677 ♪ Yeah, lean stroke 1799 01:22:36,710 --> 01:22:37,950 ♪ Yeah, lean stroke 1800 01:22:37,987 --> 01:22:39,957 ♪ Ooh, yeah, lean stroke 1801 01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:41,469 ♪ Cool, lean stroke 1802 01:22:41,508 --> 01:22:43,508 ♪ Lean stoke, yeah 1803 01:22:43,544 --> 01:22:45,104 ♪ Hit it with that 1804 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:46,512 ♪ I need it, unh 1805 01:22:46,547 --> 01:22:49,137 ♪ I need that thang like my... 1806 01:22:49,171 --> 01:22:51,101 ♪ Hey, yeah 1807 01:22:51,138 --> 01:22:53,138 [ Indistinct singing ] 1808 01:22:53,175 --> 01:22:55,445 ♪ Yeah 1809 01:22:55,487 --> 01:22:57,517 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1810 01:22:57,558 --> 01:23:00,838 [ Indistinct singing ] 1811 01:23:00,872 --> 01:23:03,532 ♪ Meow, meow 1812 01:23:03,564 --> 01:23:07,054 [ Indistinct singing ] 1813 01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:12,917 [ Indistinct singing ] 1814 01:23:12,953 --> 01:23:16,413 [ Rumbling, monkey hooting ] 1815 01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:18,409 [ Indistinct singing ] 1816 01:23:18,441 --> 01:23:21,691 ♪ Stroke, lean, hit, what? 1817 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:24,210 ♪ Stroke, lean, hit, what? 1818 01:23:26,277 --> 01:23:28,307 ♪ Damn 1819 01:23:28,348 --> 01:23:30,068 ♪ Oh, my God 1820 01:23:30,108 --> 01:23:32,178 ♪ Lord help us 1821 01:23:32,214 --> 01:23:33,874 ♪ Oh, my God, okay 1822 01:23:33,905 --> 01:23:36,175 ♪ Oh, my God, praise our lord 1823 01:23:36,218 --> 01:23:38,148 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1824 01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:41,325 ♪ Help, yeah, fault, help, help, yeah, fault ♪ 1825 01:23:41,361 --> 01:23:44,361 [ Indistinct singing ] 1826 01:23:44,398 --> 01:23:46,608 ♪ Lean stroke, unh 1827 01:23:46,642 --> 01:23:48,512 ♪ Lean stroke 1828 01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:51,160 ♪ Back and fault, back and fault ♪ 1829 01:23:51,198 --> 01:23:53,368 ♪ I pull up with my tennis racket ♪ 1830 01:23:53,407 --> 01:23:54,927 ♪ I make that racket, yeah 1831 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,790 ♪ Pull up in that muh 1832 01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:58,454 ♪ I got that pack, yeah 1833 01:23:58,481 --> 01:24:00,451 ♪ Everybody wanna know 1834 01:24:00,483 --> 01:24:01,693 ♪ I did it, now 1835 01:24:01,726 --> 01:24:03,586 ♪ Everybody wanna know 1836 01:24:03,624 --> 01:24:05,114 ♪ I did it, now 1837 01:24:05,143 --> 01:24:08,083 ♪ Venus, Serena, I got my penis on my necklace ♪ 1838 01:24:08,112 --> 01:24:11,562 ♪ Everybody think I'm so jealous ♪ 1839 01:24:11,598 --> 01:24:20,748 ♪♪ 1840 01:24:20,779 --> 01:24:29,199 ♪♪ 1841 01:24:29,236 --> 01:24:31,196 [ Door creaks ] 1842 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,098 ♪ I need ya, I need that thang like my ♪ 1843 01:24:34,138 --> 01:24:35,758 ♪ Hey 1844 01:24:35,794 --> 01:24:37,494 ♪ Yeah 1845 01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:41,280 [ Indistinct singing ] 1846 01:24:41,317 --> 01:24:46,497 ♪♪ 1847 01:24:46,529 --> 01:24:49,259 ♪ Meow, meow 1848 01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:51,021 ♪ Cat meow 1849 01:24:51,051 --> 01:24:52,921 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1850 01:24:52,949 --> 01:24:54,429 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1851 01:24:54,468 --> 01:24:56,568 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1852 01:24:56,608 --> 01:24:58,508 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1853 01:24:58,541 --> 01:25:00,271 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1854 01:25:00,302 --> 01:25:01,962 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1855 01:25:01,993 --> 01:25:03,583 ♪ Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it ♪ 1856 01:25:03,615 --> 01:25:06,715 ♪ Throw it, throw it, stroke, lean, hit, what? ♪ 1857 01:25:07,826 --> 01:25:10,966 ♪ Stroke, lean, hit, what? 1858 01:25:14,868 --> 01:25:17,418 Makasu confronts Suppay, the God of Death, 1859 01:25:17,457 --> 01:25:19,147 deep in the Inca underworld. 1860 01:25:19,183 --> 01:25:22,123 But will our hero be lulled into a guilt-ridden complacency 1861 01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:24,711 by visions of the deaths he caused in high school 1862 01:25:24,740 --> 01:25:28,360 and memories of his affair with the Italian bocce-ball teacher? 1863 01:25:28,399 --> 01:25:32,609 Tune in next tennis time for "Gemmusetto Machu Picchu, 1864 01:25:32,644 --> 01:25:35,274 Chapter 3: Back Spin." 1865 01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:44,382 ♪♪ 1866 01:25:44,415 --> 01:25:51,275 ♪♪ 1867 01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:54,388 Narrator: Uh-oh. It looks like Makasu's triumphant ride 1868 01:25:54,425 --> 01:25:57,455 to the tennis mythos isn't going to be as easy as he thought 1869 01:25:57,497 --> 01:26:01,327 with this brand-new line of "Gemmusetto Machu Picchu" action figures. 1870 01:26:01,363 --> 01:26:04,373 Why, it's none other than water witch herself, Mama Cocha. 1871 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:07,200 Use her squirting powers to douse Makasu with water, 1872 01:26:07,231 --> 01:26:10,171 or agua, as they say in most Latin American countries. 1873 01:26:10,199 --> 01:26:13,169 Whoa! It looks like Makasu is ready to shoot the curl 1874 01:26:13,202 --> 01:26:15,692 with the new surfer Makasu action figure. 1875 01:26:15,722 --> 01:26:17,242 Let's hang 10, dudes. 1876 01:26:17,275 --> 01:26:20,065 It comes with its very own surfboard and metal detector. 1877 01:26:20,105 --> 01:26:22,315 [ Metal detector chirping ] 1878 01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:24,869 My first dad lives under the sand. 1879 01:26:24,903 --> 01:26:26,563 Don't look now, but it's that trickster, 1880 01:26:26,595 --> 01:26:28,175 the Lake Titicaca Tricky Colon. 1881 01:26:28,217 --> 01:26:31,357 I'll pass using my sphincter, Makasu. 1882 01:26:31,393 --> 01:26:34,223 This slimy, disgusting abomination 1883 01:26:34,258 --> 01:26:36,878 is more than just the organ that reabsorbs fluid 1884 01:26:36,915 --> 01:26:39,015 and processes the waste product from the body 1885 01:26:39,055 --> 01:26:41,125 and prepares it for elimination through your rectum. 1886 01:26:41,161 --> 01:26:43,341 Ahoy matey, it's Skidbladnir, 1887 01:26:43,370 --> 01:26:45,300 the fiercest of the Viking ships. 1888 01:26:47,098 --> 01:26:49,068 This llama is all business 1889 01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:50,790 and will bring Makasu to his knees 1890 01:26:50,826 --> 01:26:52,786 with his "standing on all four legs" 1891 01:26:52,828 --> 01:26:54,858 or "just on his back legs" action. 1892 01:26:54,899 --> 01:26:57,899 Wowa-zowa! Barfing Makasu action figure. 1893 01:26:57,936 --> 01:27:00,586 [ Imitates Makasu vomiting ] 1894 01:27:00,629 --> 01:27:07,739 ♪♪ 1895 01:27:07,774 --> 01:27:09,264 Wowa Zowa! 1896 01:27:09,293 --> 01:27:12,263 Smells and tastes like actual vomit. 1897 01:27:12,296 --> 01:27:13,946 [ Sniffs ] 1898 01:27:15,851 --> 01:27:18,541 [ Sniffs ] 1899 01:27:18,578 --> 01:27:21,998 Gemmusetto Machu Picchu action figures and play sets -- 1900 01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:23,999 the only action figures you'll ever need. 1901 01:27:26,344 --> 01:27:28,424 [ Beeping ] 1902 01:27:28,450 --> 01:27:30,450 Huh? Shoot. Bad news. 1903 01:27:30,486 --> 01:27:33,006 A tracking device in South America is now... 1904 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,250 offline. Aah! 1905 01:27:34,283 --> 01:27:35,803 Ah, shit, piss. 1906 01:27:35,836 --> 01:27:37,146 I just ruined a computer. 1907 01:27:37,182 --> 01:27:38,292 The facts are this. 1908 01:27:38,322 --> 01:27:40,152 Agent Bendy Rivers is here 1909 01:27:40,185 --> 01:27:41,455 floating in the middle of the ocean. 1910 01:27:41,497 --> 01:27:42,907 But where's his target -- 1911 01:27:42,947 --> 01:27:45,157 the relic thief, the God-Killer, the sportsman... 1912 01:27:45,190 --> 01:27:46,300 Both: Makasu! 1913 01:27:46,330 --> 01:27:48,500 [ Singing in Japanese ] 1914 01:29:32,056 --> 01:29:33,916 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 1915 01:29:33,954 --> 01:29:35,374 His tracking device is offline. 1916 01:29:35,404 --> 01:29:36,854 Did you check all the screens? 1917 01:29:36,888 --> 01:29:38,548 Yes. Even the small ones. 1918 01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:39,720 But that's impossible! 1919 01:29:39,753 --> 01:29:41,553 Agent Bendy Rivers, he def-- 1920 01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:42,863 Hello. 1921 01:29:42,894 --> 01:29:44,524 -Agent Bendy Rivers? -Yes. 1922 01:29:44,551 --> 01:29:45,591 Agent Bendy Rivers, 1923 01:29:45,621 --> 01:29:47,931 you did put the tracking chip upon Makasu 1924 01:29:47,968 --> 01:29:49,628 when you had him in custody, right? 1925 01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:52,730 Yes, I -- Before he escaped again, that is. 1926 01:29:52,766 --> 01:29:55,526 Yes. [ Mumbling ] 1927 01:29:55,562 --> 01:29:58,052 Can't understand a word you're saying. 1928 01:29:58,082 --> 01:29:59,392 Yes. Before he got away, 1929 01:29:59,428 --> 01:30:01,878 I definitely stuck the devise on him. 1930 01:30:01,913 --> 01:30:03,053 What's wrong? 1931 01:30:03,087 --> 01:30:05,537 The thing's busted, Rivers.What?! 1932 01:30:05,572 --> 01:30:07,402 But I used the thing to track him to the beach. 1933 01:30:07,436 --> 01:30:08,536 I got you now. 1934 01:30:08,575 --> 01:30:11,535 You -- you -- you can't do an escape now. 1935 01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:14,788 Fashioned from tree sap and plankton chromosomes, 1936 01:30:14,823 --> 01:30:16,833 this tracking device was meant to be 1937 01:30:16,859 --> 01:30:18,719 the ultimate in bio-digital implants. 1938 01:30:18,758 --> 01:30:21,068 Him using it by the beach shouldn't have been a problem. 1939 01:30:21,105 --> 01:30:22,895 Plankton thrive in the ocean. 1940 01:30:22,934 --> 01:30:25,144 It's their natural habitat. 1941 01:30:25,178 --> 01:30:27,628 But wait, here, one of the deities 1942 01:30:27,663 --> 01:30:29,013 in the Incan pantheon. 1943 01:30:29,044 --> 01:30:30,324 Oh, my piss. Yes. 1944 01:30:30,355 --> 01:30:31,975 Some sort of god of herds, 1945 01:30:32,012 --> 01:30:33,912 a llama who watches over animals. 1946 01:30:33,945 --> 01:30:35,975 It's possible on his spiritual rampage, 1947 01:30:36,016 --> 01:30:38,326 Makasu has run into this divine beast. 1948 01:30:38,363 --> 01:30:39,813 And if he has -- crap in a piss hole. 1949 01:30:39,848 --> 01:30:41,258 The plankton... 1950 01:30:41,297 --> 01:30:43,087 Both: ...would have had an allergic reaction 1951 01:30:43,127 --> 01:30:45,027 to the llama, dander, and hair! 1952 01:30:45,060 --> 01:30:46,440 -Aah! -Oh, shoot. 1953 01:30:46,475 --> 01:30:48,025 Of course plankton are allergic to llamas. 1954 01:30:48,063 --> 01:30:49,933 Why would I choose a plankton chromosomal tracking device 1955 01:30:49,961 --> 01:30:52,521 when I knew Makasu was in Peru where there's lots of llamas? 1956 01:30:52,550 --> 01:30:55,040 Rivers, I'm beginning to doubt your ability 1957 01:30:55,070 --> 01:30:56,520 to handle this investigation. 1958 01:30:56,554 --> 01:30:59,804 You've been on this case for a decade, Rivers. 1959 01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:02,493 I used to look up to you, you know. 1960 01:31:02,526 --> 01:31:04,486 Aw. 1961 01:31:04,528 --> 01:31:05,668 Hold it. 1962 01:31:05,701 --> 01:31:07,291 I'm getting energy readings off the charts. 1963 01:31:07,323 --> 01:31:09,813 Where?! Triangulating. 1964 01:31:09,843 --> 01:31:12,023 In a parallel plane of existence 1965 01:31:12,052 --> 01:31:15,122 16 layers down... 1966 01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:16,849 intersecting with soul tunnels. 1967 01:31:16,885 --> 01:31:18,955 It must be the Incan Death Dimension. 1968 01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:20,960 Ukhu Pacha, it seems to be called. 1969 01:31:20,992 --> 01:31:22,682 Rivers, you may have your man yet. 1970 01:31:22,718 --> 01:31:24,618 These signatures match the power levels 1971 01:31:24,651 --> 01:31:27,311 exerted by those Chinese stones he stole. 1972 01:31:27,343 --> 01:31:28,623 Since our device went offline 1973 01:31:28,655 --> 01:31:30,655 while he was here in the under Andes, 1974 01:31:30,692 --> 01:31:32,902 you could circumvent the Incan Death Dimension 1975 01:31:32,935 --> 01:31:36,555 and possibly intercept him here in this plain of plains. 1976 01:31:36,594 --> 01:31:39,154 Yeah, sure, okay, lucky. I'll get right on that. 1977 01:31:39,183 --> 01:31:40,633 Now I'm hanging up. 1978 01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:43,387 Eventually, everyone disappoints you, even your heroes. 1979 01:31:43,428 --> 01:31:46,538 Let's just hope Makasu kills less than three more gods 1980 01:31:46,570 --> 01:31:49,500 and Rivers ends his murder theft spree for him, 1981 01:31:49,538 --> 01:31:51,918 for us, for the entire universe. 1982 01:31:51,954 --> 01:31:53,544 Uhh! 1983 01:31:53,577 --> 01:31:54,987 Back Pocket Flying Dimension Bear. 1984 01:31:55,026 --> 01:31:56,196 Chirp? 1985 01:31:56,234 --> 01:31:57,514 Return the Colored Stones of Nuwa 1986 01:31:57,546 --> 01:31:59,236 back to my back pocket dimension. 1987 01:31:59,272 --> 01:32:01,412 Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. 1988 01:32:01,446 --> 01:32:04,376 It's incredible that you used the powers 1989 01:32:04,415 --> 01:32:07,515 of the Chinese elements in those Nuwa Stones 1990 01:32:07,556 --> 01:32:09,516 to destroy that crystal wall. 1991 01:32:10,939 --> 01:32:12,109 I stole these stones 1992 01:32:12,147 --> 01:32:13,667 when I defeated the Jade Emperor 1993 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:18,600 in rugby using elements of fire, earth, water, 1994 01:32:18,636 --> 01:32:22,426 and then my two favorite elements, wood and metal. 1995 01:32:22,467 --> 01:32:24,367 Because they're -- wood and metal 1996 01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:27,680 are hard like a man's boner. 1997 01:32:27,714 --> 01:32:29,134 Chirp. Huh? 1998 01:32:29,164 --> 01:32:30,584 Ugh. Chirp. 1999 01:32:30,614 --> 01:32:32,554 And now, you're saying these crystals 2000 01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:35,241 taste like a man's brown Starburst. Wow. 2001 01:32:35,273 --> 01:32:38,383 Yes, sour like a man's brown Starburst. 2002 01:32:38,414 --> 01:32:39,594 -Wow. -Puh. 2003 01:32:39,623 --> 01:32:42,383 Man's boners, man's brown Starbursts. 2004 01:32:42,418 --> 01:32:44,488 Truly this is a man's world. 2005 01:32:44,524 --> 01:32:47,044 Little mineral demons stick to the walls here, 2006 01:32:47,078 --> 01:32:48,868 refining and gathering geodes 2007 01:32:48,908 --> 01:32:50,218 buried deep in the walls. 2008 01:32:50,254 --> 01:32:52,054 It's the only part of Incan history 2009 01:32:52,083 --> 01:32:53,673 buried deep in the walls. 2010 01:32:55,259 --> 01:32:57,299 Chirp? Ugh. 2011 01:32:57,330 --> 01:32:58,640 Puh. Chirp. 2012 01:32:58,676 --> 01:33:00,576 Makasu: Pure baby bear slave. 2013 01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:02,719 Hey, let me tell you what you should lick 2014 01:33:02,749 --> 01:33:03,789 that tastes very good. 2015 01:33:03,819 --> 01:33:04,889 Follow me. Chirp. 2016 01:33:04,924 --> 01:33:06,794 [ Panting ] 2017 01:33:06,822 --> 01:33:12,732 ♪♪ 2018 01:33:12,759 --> 01:33:14,689 This here floating femur. 2019 01:33:16,625 --> 01:33:18,795 Human bones are some of the best bones. 2020 01:33:18,834 --> 01:33:21,184 Chirp! Chirp! 2021 01:33:21,216 --> 01:33:25,496 I see we're at the final gateway to Ukhu Pacha. 2022 01:33:25,530 --> 01:33:28,840 I can tell because it's written here on this... 2023 01:33:28,879 --> 01:33:30,429 [echoing] femur. 2024 01:33:30,466 --> 01:33:33,776 Doesn't the femur ball look like a mozzarella cheese? 2025 01:33:33,815 --> 01:33:39,645 ♪♪ 2026 01:33:39,683 --> 01:33:41,623 The last time I sucked on a mozzarella bone 2027 01:33:41,650 --> 01:33:43,690 that hard was when I was having an affair. 2028 01:33:43,721 --> 01:33:45,001 Chirp? 2029 01:33:45,033 --> 01:33:46,863 Yes, an affair with my Italian bocce ball teacher. 2030 01:33:46,897 --> 01:33:50,277 Back in high school when I was a nympho-pansexual. 2031 01:33:50,314 --> 01:33:54,114 Ha. That was one of my favorite time... 2032 01:33:54,145 --> 01:33:55,765 phases?Ukhu Pacha. 2033 01:33:55,802 --> 01:33:58,982 I've always found it beautiful in the most haunting way, 2034 01:33:59,012 --> 01:34:00,672 like a very wet abortion. 2035 01:34:00,704 --> 01:34:03,534 Bones of ancestors are littered everywhere. 2036 01:34:03,568 --> 01:34:06,468 This is truly a bittersweet place. 2037 01:34:06,502 --> 01:34:07,952 You know, back in high school, 2038 01:34:07,987 --> 01:34:11,157 they used to call my man's brown Starburst "the bone pit". 2039 01:34:13,164 --> 01:34:15,244 Which kind of ties all this stuff together. 2040 01:34:15,270 --> 01:34:17,650 Chirp, chirp, chirp. Ya! 2041 01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:18,716 Chirp, chirp. 2042 01:34:18,756 --> 01:34:20,896 Don't you dare call me a horny bitch boy 2043 01:34:20,931 --> 01:34:22,351 right now, you freak. Chirp. 2044 01:34:22,380 --> 01:34:23,800 You don't get to use those words. 2045 01:34:23,830 --> 01:34:24,830 Those are my words. 2046 01:34:24,866 --> 01:34:27,416 Hey, sorry, guys, hold on. Uh, one sec. 2047 01:34:27,454 --> 01:34:30,674 Uh, it's me, the Chair Umpire, but just wait one sec. 2048 01:34:30,699 --> 01:34:32,009 Yes, Papa? 2049 01:34:32,045 --> 01:34:33,175 You have wireless reception 2050 01:34:33,219 --> 01:34:34,699 in the depths of the inner world? 2051 01:34:34,738 --> 01:34:35,908 Wow. 2052 01:34:35,946 --> 01:34:37,566 Chair Umpire sure is prepared for a Chair Umpire. 2053 01:34:37,602 --> 01:34:40,812 Hey, um, um, I'm on the phone with my papa. 2054 01:34:40,847 --> 01:34:43,437 Papa Chair Umpire: [ Speaking native language ] 2055 01:34:47,751 --> 01:34:52,031 Land lines at home are a thing of the past. 2056 01:34:52,065 --> 01:34:53,165 Right. 2057 01:34:53,204 --> 01:34:54,724 You are sweating. 2058 01:34:54,758 --> 01:34:56,448 Do you want any petite fours? 2059 01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,383 I don't have any. Just hold on one minute. 2060 01:34:58,416 --> 01:35:02,836 When you're sweating, you get rid of many things. 2061 01:35:02,869 --> 01:35:06,219 U, it's like sauna. 2062 01:35:07,322 --> 01:35:09,362 And, um, this is, this is -- 2063 01:35:09,393 --> 01:35:12,263 I like, too. Uh... 2064 01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:16,541 We have to wait 'til she gets off the phone. 2065 01:35:16,572 --> 01:35:17,372 Hurry. 2066 01:35:17,401 --> 01:35:19,611 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 2067 01:35:19,644 --> 01:35:21,924 Papa Chair Umpire: Uh, number one, 2068 01:35:21,957 --> 01:35:24,547 it's a great, um, exercise. 2069 01:35:24,580 --> 01:35:27,480 As a matter of fact, it's not my idea, 2070 01:35:27,514 --> 01:35:32,114 but I know for a fact that this is number one. 2071 01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:33,870 Cardio number one. 2072 01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:38,910 Uh...[speaking native language] 2073 01:35:38,940 --> 01:35:41,080 ...few days ago. 2074 01:35:41,114 --> 01:35:45,054 that he read somewhere that, um, 2075 01:35:45,084 --> 01:35:51,404 you can prolong your life, uh, with tennis. 2076 01:35:51,435 --> 01:35:55,775 10 years, he -- he read somewhere. 2077 01:35:55,819 --> 01:35:58,889 [ Coughs ] I -- I like it 2078 01:35:58,925 --> 01:36:03,265 because you can kill another person, 2079 01:36:03,309 --> 01:36:08,659 you know, who is -- who is playing with you, 2080 01:36:08,693 --> 01:36:13,603 and -- and that's, uh -- that's a pleasure. 2081 01:36:13,629 --> 01:36:15,979 You blink -- you blink weird. 2082 01:36:16,011 --> 01:36:17,121 Uh, sorry, guys. 2083 01:36:17,150 --> 01:36:18,530 Playing doubles... 2084 01:36:18,565 --> 01:36:19,835 Yeah. 2085 01:36:19,877 --> 01:36:22,807 [ Speaking native language ] 2086 01:36:22,846 --> 01:36:27,816 That -- that -- that never, never actually, you know, 2087 01:36:27,851 --> 01:36:31,371 with them, it's not -- not a problem. 2088 01:36:31,406 --> 01:36:33,266 They're just playing for fun. 2089 01:36:33,304 --> 01:36:34,554 Right. 2090 01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:39,551 Men actually never play for fun. 2091 01:36:39,586 --> 01:36:43,936 Men are so involved in that -- 2092 01:36:43,970 --> 01:36:49,320 that they get so upset with -- with -- with -- 2093 01:36:49,355 --> 01:36:53,835 when they lose and so happy when they win 2094 01:36:53,877 --> 01:36:56,467 that this is more than sport. 2095 01:36:56,500 --> 01:37:01,890 It's like, uh -- like, um -- um -- 2096 01:37:01,919 --> 01:37:04,299 birthday for -- for -- for a man, you know? 2097 01:37:04,335 --> 01:37:06,855 Right. Literally. 2098 01:37:06,890 --> 01:37:09,380 Life or death. 2099 01:37:09,409 --> 01:37:10,829 Like what? Life or death. 2100 01:37:10,859 --> 01:37:13,969 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like this, yes. 2101 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,420 I would say, but, uh -- 2102 01:37:15,450 --> 01:37:17,490 you know, ice cream is sweet. 2103 01:37:17,521 --> 01:37:22,491 Why you -- why -- why -- w-- why chocolate? 2104 01:37:22,526 --> 01:37:24,766 And there is chocolate ice cream, right? 2105 01:37:24,804 --> 01:37:26,744 So it's dangerous. -Yes. For sure. 2106 01:37:26,771 --> 01:37:28,841 -Okay. -Alrighty, bye bye, love you. 2107 01:37:28,877 --> 01:37:29,877 Love you. 2108 01:37:29,913 --> 01:37:30,853 -Bye. -Bye. 2109 01:37:30,879 --> 01:37:32,499 Sorry. So sorry about, um, 2110 01:37:32,536 --> 01:37:34,876 that phone conversation with my dad. 2111 01:37:34,918 --> 01:37:36,228 -I -- Oh, that's fine. -Tennis. 2112 01:37:36,264 --> 01:37:37,404 No -- no big deal. 2113 01:37:37,437 --> 01:37:38,507 I really apologize about that, 2114 01:37:38,542 --> 01:37:39,782 but, anyway, your next opponent is 2115 01:37:39,819 --> 01:37:45,409 Supay, the god of death, pronounced "su-pay". 2116 01:37:45,445 --> 01:37:47,995 Oh. Oh. 2117 01:37:48,034 --> 01:37:49,044 Supay. 2118 01:37:49,070 --> 01:37:52,760 [ Ball bouncing ] 2119 01:37:55,041 --> 01:37:57,181 Makasu: Four years ago at the ancient Chinese rugby stadium 2120 01:37:57,216 --> 01:37:59,216 in the cosmic nether clouds outside of the Leifeng Pagoda 2121 01:37:59,252 --> 01:38:01,192 is where I challenged the Jade Emperor to rugby 2122 01:38:01,220 --> 01:38:04,050 and got the Nuwa Elemental Stones we learned about 2123 01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:05,565 just a little while ago. 2124 01:38:12,748 --> 01:38:13,918 This is back when I grew a rat tail out 2125 01:38:13,957 --> 01:38:15,097 and I loved that hairdo I had. 2126 01:38:15,130 --> 01:38:16,890 Chrip?You're right! Time for tackle! 2127 01:38:22,448 --> 01:38:23,448 My rat tail! 2128 01:38:23,483 --> 01:38:25,593 -Chrip? -Huh? My head! 2129 01:38:28,488 --> 01:38:30,108 Huh! Not so fast! 2130 01:38:32,768 --> 01:38:35,078 Yes, but for some reason, I am still alive! 2131 01:38:43,124 --> 01:38:46,064 Huh! I guess fung shui reversed my decapitation! 2132 01:38:46,092 --> 01:38:47,752 Flying Bear: Chrip? 2133 01:38:47,783 --> 01:38:49,233 Makasu: And that's how I defeated the Jade Emperor 2134 01:38:49,268 --> 01:38:50,508 and got the Nuwa Stones, 2135 01:38:50,545 --> 01:38:52,235 which I used to destroy that crystal wall 2136 01:38:52,271 --> 01:38:54,761 on the way to Ukhu Pacha, where I am going to be playing tennis 2137 01:38:54,790 --> 01:38:57,170 against the Incan God of Death, Supay! 2138 01:38:57,207 --> 01:38:58,277 Supay. 2139 01:38:58,311 --> 01:39:01,801 S-U-P-A-Y. 2140 01:39:01,832 --> 01:39:05,252 Present in Quechua, Aymara, and Inca mythologies, 2141 01:39:05,284 --> 01:39:06,664 Supay held a similar role 2142 01:39:06,699 --> 01:39:09,599 to that of the Western concept of the Devil. 2143 01:39:09,633 --> 01:39:12,193 He ruled Ukhu Pacha, the lower world, 2144 01:39:12,222 --> 01:39:15,642 one of the three realms of the Inca mythological cosmos. 2145 01:39:15,673 --> 01:39:17,333 The other two are Hanan Pacha, 2146 01:39:17,365 --> 01:39:19,945 a heaven-like celestial world for the gods, 2147 01:39:19,988 --> 01:39:22,608 and Kay Pacha, which is the world we live on 2148 01:39:22,646 --> 01:39:24,986 or the present time space. 2149 01:39:25,028 --> 01:39:27,818 Though the Spanish colonizers used the name Supay 2150 01:39:27,858 --> 01:39:30,718 to refer to the Christian devil, it is important to note 2151 01:39:30,757 --> 01:39:32,787 that the Andean natives didn't see Supay 2152 01:39:32,828 --> 01:39:34,448 as a force to denounce. 2153 01:39:34,485 --> 01:39:37,555 Rather their fear of him led to their invoking of his name 2154 01:39:37,592 --> 01:39:41,182 and begging not to bring them harm. 2155 01:39:41,216 --> 01:39:44,976 Ukhu Pacha itself wasn't an entirely negative concept 2156 01:39:45,013 --> 01:39:48,713 and was associated with new life as well as death. 2157 01:39:48,741 --> 01:39:51,161 Pachamama, the feminine earth mother, 2158 01:39:51,192 --> 01:39:55,132 and harvesting were associated with this aspect of new life. 2159 01:39:55,161 --> 01:39:58,481 Disrupting the lower world was seen as a sacred matter, 2160 01:39:58,509 --> 01:39:59,889 leading to ceremonies and rites 2161 01:39:59,924 --> 01:40:02,724 when humans were to disturb the surface. 2162 01:40:02,755 --> 01:40:04,375 For instance, times when the Inca 2163 01:40:04,412 --> 01:40:06,932 were to till for potato crops were accompanied 2164 01:40:06,966 --> 01:40:08,306 with a host of sacred rituals 2165 01:40:08,347 --> 01:40:11,587 in order to pay respect to Ukhu Pacha, 2166 01:40:11,626 --> 01:40:14,906 a land of death, new life, of ancestors, 2167 01:40:14,939 --> 01:40:17,049 and the potential torment of Supay. 2168 01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:19,740 Offerings of food and drink were given to Supay 2169 01:40:19,772 --> 01:40:21,262 and his demons in order to ensure 2170 01:40:21,291 --> 01:40:24,401 that they would not suffer from hunger or thirst. 2171 01:40:24,432 --> 01:40:27,232 This would hopefully lead to Supay acting generously 2172 01:40:27,262 --> 01:40:31,722 when interacting with deceased relatives or, if neglected, 2173 01:40:31,749 --> 01:40:33,409 could lead to him inflicting punishment 2174 01:40:33,441 --> 01:40:37,451 or hurting the family members who had passed. 2175 01:40:37,479 --> 01:40:39,169 Capable of evil and destruction 2176 01:40:39,205 --> 01:40:41,165 as well as a consummate trickster, 2177 01:40:41,207 --> 01:40:42,927 Supay was an ever-present force 2178 01:40:42,967 --> 01:40:46,517 representing the duality of good and evil within the world. 2179 01:40:46,557 --> 01:40:49,217 Growth, decay, birth, and death, 2180 01:40:49,250 --> 01:40:51,360 spiritually linked with contradictions 2181 01:40:51,390 --> 01:40:53,080 we see in life itself. 2182 01:40:53,116 --> 01:40:56,706 It was even said that when Supay was to feast upon the dead, 2183 01:40:56,740 --> 01:40:58,430 he would manifest a divine fire, 2184 01:40:58,466 --> 01:41:02,706 giving off both light and heat, the generators of life. 2185 01:41:02,746 --> 01:41:04,776 Due to his connection to the underground, 2186 01:41:04,817 --> 01:41:07,787 Andean miners find a strong reverence of Supay. 2187 01:41:07,820 --> 01:41:09,410 Their offerings to him were not intended 2188 01:41:09,442 --> 01:41:12,102 to retain a status quo in these cases, 2189 01:41:12,135 --> 01:41:14,205 but rather to ensure the discovery of riches 2190 01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:17,900 from hidden treasures in the hills. 2191 01:41:17,933 --> 01:41:20,213 A living, white llama is to be sacrificed 2192 01:41:20,246 --> 01:41:22,076 and its heart interred in the mines 2193 01:41:22,110 --> 01:41:24,390 to gain his good will twice yearly, 2194 01:41:24,423 --> 01:41:26,943 an offering to satisfy his voracious appetite 2195 01:41:26,977 --> 01:41:29,217 to protect the miners as well as to certify 2196 01:41:29,255 --> 01:41:32,115 the encountering of valuable minerals. 2197 01:41:32,155 --> 01:41:37,155 ♪♪ 2198 01:41:37,194 --> 01:41:40,094 Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah. 2199 01:41:40,128 --> 01:41:43,578 Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah. 2200 01:41:43,614 --> 01:41:46,104 Sports men. 2201 01:41:46,134 --> 01:41:50,664 You've made much progress. Yah. 2202 01:41:50,690 --> 01:41:54,110 Using your tennis slaps on all my guys. 2203 01:41:54,142 --> 01:41:55,972 You knew I was arriving? Yah. 2204 01:41:56,006 --> 01:41:57,696 Of course he did, Makasu. 2205 01:41:57,732 --> 01:41:59,532 You've defeated three gods so far, 2206 01:41:59,561 --> 01:42:02,151 and their fading spirits must have at least passed 2207 01:42:02,185 --> 01:42:03,835 through Supay's domain of death. 2208 01:42:03,876 --> 01:42:06,326 Supay, is what he said true? 2209 01:42:09,088 --> 01:42:10,018 Yeah. 2210 01:42:10,054 --> 01:42:11,994 Damn. I should have known that. 2211 01:42:12,022 --> 01:42:14,132 Now I'm embarrassed in front of the Chair Umpire, 2212 01:42:14,162 --> 01:42:16,792 the coolest chair I know. 2213 01:42:16,820 --> 01:42:18,300 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. 2214 01:42:18,339 --> 01:42:20,169 Listen, I know I slapped you in the face earlier pretty hard 2215 01:42:20,203 --> 01:42:21,653 for calling me a horny bitch boy, 2216 01:42:21,687 --> 01:42:23,027 but let's be honest here. 2217 01:42:23,067 --> 01:42:24,447 I'm the one who calls you a horny bitch boy, 2218 01:42:24,483 --> 01:42:26,453 and the fact that you, like, took that from me? 2219 01:42:26,485 --> 01:42:27,965 Kind of [bleep] Chirp. 2220 01:42:28,003 --> 01:42:30,143 But, for real, I need to ask your opinion on something. 2221 01:42:30,178 --> 01:42:31,348 Okay, listen. 2222 01:42:31,386 --> 01:42:33,176 Do you think the Chair Umpire thinks I'm stupid? 2223 01:42:33,216 --> 01:42:34,866 I didn't know Supay knew we were coming. 2224 01:42:34,907 --> 01:42:37,217 Is everyone judging me for that right now? 2225 01:42:37,254 --> 01:42:38,884 Chirp, chirp, chirp. 2226 01:42:38,911 --> 01:42:40,911 I'd say I'm sorry, but you're being a total "c" word 2227 01:42:40,947 --> 01:42:43,327 right now, and I mean the one that I can't say. 2228 01:42:43,364 --> 01:42:44,544 [Bleep] 2229 01:42:44,572 --> 01:42:47,922 Sportsman, you have come to dispose of me, 2230 01:42:47,954 --> 01:42:50,234 much like your Spanish forefathers. 2231 01:42:50,267 --> 01:42:54,167 Your artifact seeking ends here. 2232 01:42:54,202 --> 01:42:55,822 Oh, no. Don't you dare compare me 2233 01:42:55,859 --> 01:42:58,169 to Spanish conquistadors of yore. 2234 01:42:58,206 --> 01:43:01,866 Look at me in my big, sexy eyes. 2235 01:43:01,899 --> 01:43:05,039 Every tear, every pupil dilation. 2236 01:43:05,075 --> 01:43:06,655 I don't have time for your nonsense. 2237 01:43:06,697 --> 01:43:08,007 Ugh! 2238 01:43:08,043 --> 01:43:12,223 Whatever you do, don't let Supay get to you. 2239 01:43:12,255 --> 01:43:14,015 Man, Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear 2240 01:43:14,049 --> 01:43:15,529 was being a total [bleep] earlier. 2241 01:43:15,568 --> 01:43:17,018 I'm really pissed. Agh. 2242 01:43:17,052 --> 01:43:19,192 Why don't you speak your mind with tennis? 2243 01:43:19,227 --> 01:43:22,367 Ugh, I'm pissed. Serve at me. 2244 01:43:22,403 --> 01:43:24,343 Chirp, chirp, chirp. 2245 01:43:24,370 --> 01:43:27,200 Sorries are for Gnarly Charlies and Charles Barkley. 2246 01:43:27,235 --> 01:43:28,335 I'm ignoring you for a few minutes, 2247 01:43:28,374 --> 01:43:30,074 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. 2248 01:43:30,100 --> 01:43:36,350 All I have is my big, sexy eyes. 2249 01:43:36,382 --> 01:43:38,142 And the dances. 2250 01:43:38,177 --> 01:43:39,447 Ahh. 2251 01:43:39,489 --> 01:43:41,699 [ Pop! ] 2252 01:43:41,732 --> 01:43:42,732 Yah. 2253 01:43:42,768 --> 01:43:44,798 Ooh. Huh? 2254 01:43:44,839 --> 01:43:46,219 Love 15. 2255 01:43:46,254 --> 01:43:48,954 My death dances were not good enough? 2256 01:43:48,981 --> 01:43:50,911 -Ha ha ha. -Yah! 2257 01:43:50,948 --> 01:43:52,878 Love conquers death, Supay. 2258 01:43:52,916 --> 01:43:56,706 And -- and that's a metaphor I made up. 2259 01:43:56,747 --> 01:43:58,227 Hee-yah! 2260 01:43:58,266 --> 01:44:01,236 We all have our metaphors, sportsman. 2261 01:44:01,269 --> 01:44:05,269 My dances are a metaphor for life and death 2262 01:44:05,308 --> 01:44:11,178 and the boogie-woogie in between, which is sex. 2263 01:44:11,210 --> 01:44:15,770 But your dances have caused real death, haven't they? 2264 01:44:15,801 --> 01:44:18,671 Sex. Even in your younger days. 2265 01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:19,910 Death. 2266 01:44:19,943 --> 01:44:23,573 Look at me in my big, sexy eyes. 2267 01:44:23,602 --> 01:44:27,092 [ Echoing ] Dance. Supay. 2268 01:44:27,122 --> 01:44:30,782 Conquistador. Tennis. 2269 01:44:30,816 --> 01:44:32,676 Boogie. 2270 01:44:32,714 --> 01:44:33,824 Death. High school. 2271 01:44:33,853 --> 01:44:36,413 Teens. Death. 2272 01:44:36,442 --> 01:44:39,002 [ Bell rings ] 2273 01:44:41,516 --> 01:44:44,756 Bucket: Makasu-senpai, the handsomest and coolest boy 2274 01:44:44,795 --> 01:44:46,515 at All Star Supotsu Academy. 2275 01:44:46,556 --> 01:44:48,516 I've had a crush on him for years, 2276 01:44:48,558 --> 01:44:51,288 but he probably doesn't even know that I exist. 2277 01:44:51,319 --> 01:44:53,599 Huh. Uhh. 2278 01:44:53,632 --> 01:44:55,702 Oh, no! Watch out! 2279 01:44:55,737 --> 01:44:58,117 I'm sorry. I was distracted. 2280 01:44:58,153 --> 01:44:59,533 Don't worry about it, Bucket. 2281 01:44:59,569 --> 01:45:02,429 I always hit my head against things always every day. 2282 01:45:02,468 --> 01:45:03,608 See ya. 2283 01:45:03,642 --> 01:45:05,852 You -- you know my name? 2284 01:45:05,885 --> 01:45:07,125 Yeah, you silly dummy. 2285 01:45:07,162 --> 01:45:09,342 I've known you since we were 6 years old. 2286 01:45:09,372 --> 01:45:11,792 Also your name is written on your shorts 2287 01:45:11,822 --> 01:45:12,862 for when I forget. 2288 01:45:12,892 --> 01:45:14,312 Uhh. 2289 01:45:16,344 --> 01:45:17,624 -Hey, Bucket. -Huh? 2290 01:45:17,656 --> 01:45:19,866 Bucket. Is everything okay? Huh? 2291 01:45:19,899 --> 01:45:21,799 It's not like you to play so poorly. 2292 01:45:21,832 --> 01:45:23,142 You seem distracted. 2293 01:45:23,178 --> 01:45:25,908 I -- I promise it won't happen again. 2294 01:45:25,940 --> 01:45:27,840 I want to do my best. 2295 01:45:27,873 --> 01:45:30,463 As long as it doesn't happen tomorrow during the final exam 2296 01:45:30,496 --> 01:45:32,016 for shot-put class. Let's all do our... 2297 01:45:32,049 --> 01:45:33,359 Both: ...best! 2298 01:45:33,396 --> 01:45:35,086 Yeah! 2299 01:45:35,121 --> 01:45:37,121 [ Bell rings ] 2300 01:45:42,128 --> 01:45:43,718 Hey, Makasu. 2301 01:45:43,751 --> 01:45:45,991 I'm really proud of the way you've been throwing 2302 01:45:46,029 --> 01:45:47,029 those bocce balls. 2303 01:45:47,064 --> 01:45:48,204 Yeah, Mr. Bocce Ball. 2304 01:45:48,238 --> 01:45:50,068 You sure know the most about bocce. 2305 01:45:50,102 --> 01:45:51,482 It's great to hear your validation 2306 01:45:51,517 --> 01:45:53,347 of all my playing with the bocceno. 2307 01:45:53,381 --> 01:45:54,381 I love it. 2308 01:45:54,417 --> 01:45:56,487 Those little boccenos. They're awesome. 2309 01:45:56,522 --> 01:45:59,352 Mr. Bocceno, you sure know the most about everything. 2310 01:45:59,387 --> 01:46:02,077 You know, every time I see you, Makasu, 2311 01:46:02,114 --> 01:46:04,674 I just forget who I am. 2312 01:46:04,703 --> 01:46:09,603 ♪♪ 2313 01:46:09,639 --> 01:46:12,229 [ Mumbling ] 2314 01:46:16,473 --> 01:46:17,683 Bucket. 2315 01:46:17,716 --> 01:46:20,436 I know we've never spoken or interacted before today, 2316 01:46:20,477 --> 01:46:24,407 but I just want you to know, I need you in my life, Bucket. 2317 01:46:24,447 --> 01:46:25,967 I need that beautiful body 2318 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,240 and, more importantly, your smart brain. 2319 01:46:28,278 --> 01:46:29,688 What do you say? 2320 01:46:29,728 --> 01:46:32,108 Let's move in together immediately as high schoolers 2321 01:46:32,144 --> 01:46:34,464 in the same apartment in love. 2322 01:46:34,491 --> 01:46:37,461 My mommy also has a magazine full of vibrators 2323 01:46:37,494 --> 01:46:39,704 I can get you. Uh, uh, uh... 2324 01:46:39,738 --> 01:46:41,738 Makasu-senpai, yes! 2325 01:46:41,774 --> 01:46:43,984 1,000 times, yes! 2326 01:46:45,847 --> 01:46:47,157 See you later, Bucket! 2327 01:46:47,193 --> 01:46:49,543 Don't make any mistakes tomorrow, you idiot. 2328 01:46:49,575 --> 01:46:50,885 Huh. 2329 01:46:50,921 --> 01:46:53,441 No. No more distractions. 2330 01:46:53,476 --> 01:46:56,476 Father, mother, I won't let you down. 2331 01:46:56,513 --> 01:46:58,583 I will do my best to make you proud, 2332 01:46:58,619 --> 01:47:02,449 and I will do my best so that Makasu-senpai will love me. 2333 01:47:05,798 --> 01:47:07,008 Father? 2334 01:47:07,041 --> 01:47:08,251 I am home from school. 2335 01:47:08,283 --> 01:47:09,733 Bucket, how was school? 2336 01:47:09,768 --> 01:47:11,288 School was fine, father. 2337 01:47:11,321 --> 01:47:12,741 Do you need help with tires? 2338 01:47:12,771 --> 01:47:13,911 No, Bucket. 2339 01:47:13,944 --> 01:47:15,334 Do not soil your shot put fingers 2340 01:47:15,359 --> 01:47:17,289 on these old and damaged tires. 2341 01:47:17,327 --> 01:47:19,497 I am but a simple tire repairman. 2342 01:47:19,536 --> 01:47:20,566 Let me tend to them. 2343 01:47:20,606 --> 01:47:22,016 Daddy is almost finished repairing 2344 01:47:22,056 --> 01:47:23,676 these broken and damaged tires. 2345 01:47:23,713 --> 01:47:26,033 Would you begin preparing dinner? 2346 01:47:28,511 --> 01:47:31,131 ♪ This is my cooking song 2347 01:47:31,168 --> 01:47:35,098 ♪ Cooking for Dad every night ♪ 2348 01:47:35,138 --> 01:47:36,928 Father, dinner is ready. 2349 01:47:36,967 --> 01:47:39,277 Daddy is still working. 2350 01:47:39,314 --> 01:47:41,014 It's taking longer than I thought. 2351 01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:43,110 Please, allow me to help. 2352 01:47:43,146 --> 01:47:44,456 No. I couldn't. 2353 01:47:44,492 --> 01:47:46,602 Please, save your talented fingers for shot put. 2354 01:47:46,632 --> 01:47:48,122 We spent a lot of money for you 2355 01:47:48,151 --> 01:47:49,461 to go to that big sports school. 2356 01:47:49,497 --> 01:47:50,597 It's alright, father. 2357 01:47:50,636 --> 01:47:53,226 Let me help like when I was little. 2358 01:47:54,813 --> 01:47:56,713 The only way to properly repair a tire 2359 01:47:56,746 --> 01:47:58,986 is to remove the damaged material, 2360 01:47:59,024 --> 01:48:00,374 fill the void with rubber, 2361 01:48:00,404 --> 01:48:01,964 and seal the inner liner with our repair unit. 2362 01:48:01,992 --> 01:48:05,722 A plug or patch by itself is not a acceptable repair. 2363 01:48:05,755 --> 01:48:07,235 The plug or patch does not fill the void 2364 01:48:07,273 --> 01:48:08,623 left by the penetrating object. 2365 01:48:08,654 --> 01:48:12,004 The tire will start to corrode the steel belts. 2366 01:48:12,037 --> 01:48:13,657 Not all tires can be repaired. 2367 01:48:13,694 --> 01:48:15,494 When tires are repaired improperly, 2368 01:48:15,523 --> 01:48:18,043 the results can be deadly. 2369 01:48:18,077 --> 01:48:22,807 I hope Father can make it to my final shot-put exam tomorrow. 2370 01:48:22,841 --> 01:48:25,331 Good luck with the final shot-put exam tomorrow. 2371 01:48:25,360 --> 01:48:27,330 I'm sorry Daddy is too busy to make it. 2372 01:48:27,362 --> 01:48:29,682 Your mother would be so proud if she were still alive. 2373 01:48:29,710 --> 01:48:32,160 She was the anchor for her school's team. 2374 01:48:32,195 --> 01:48:35,055 Because of her skill, her team won every match. 2375 01:48:35,094 --> 01:48:36,444 I know that her beautiful spirit 2376 01:48:36,475 --> 01:48:37,815 will be watching over you. 2377 01:48:37,856 --> 01:48:39,686 I will do my best to make both of you... 2378 01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:41,520 proud. 2379 01:48:44,276 --> 01:48:46,346 I am but a simple tire repairman, 2380 01:48:46,381 --> 01:48:49,521 but knowing that you are a talented shot-put girl 2381 01:48:49,557 --> 01:48:52,007 like your mother fills me with... 2382 01:48:52,042 --> 01:48:53,772 pride. 2383 01:48:56,564 --> 01:48:58,774 Oh, no. I'm going to be late. 2384 01:49:00,879 --> 01:49:03,019 Why would Makasu-senpai want to hang out 2385 01:49:03,053 --> 01:49:04,403 in that empty classroom? 2386 01:49:04,434 --> 01:49:07,024 [ Tink! Tink! Tink! Tink! Tink! Tink! ] 2387 01:49:07,057 --> 01:49:08,817 [ Moaning ] 2388 01:49:09,991 --> 01:49:12,651 Oh, yeah. Hmm, Bocini. 2389 01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:16,270 Oh, no. 2390 01:49:16,308 --> 01:49:18,278 [ Panting ] 2391 01:49:18,310 --> 01:49:19,480 Where is Bucket? 2392 01:49:19,518 --> 01:49:21,618 The exam begins in 15 minutes, 2393 01:49:21,658 --> 01:49:24,798 and we can't have our anchor fail out of school. 2394 01:49:26,629 --> 01:49:29,599 Is everything alright? You look upset. 2395 01:49:29,632 --> 01:49:31,912 I'm fine. I can do this. 2396 01:49:31,944 --> 01:49:33,394 I won't let you down. 2397 01:49:33,428 --> 01:49:34,978 I will do my best. 2398 01:49:35,016 --> 01:49:36,706 Bucket: [ To herself ] Don't think about it, Bucket. 2399 01:49:36,742 --> 01:49:38,332 You should have known you never had a chance. 2400 01:49:38,364 --> 01:49:39,714 You're not sexy and rugged and Italian 2401 01:49:39,745 --> 01:49:41,635 like the bocce ball teacher. 2402 01:49:41,678 --> 01:49:44,748 You're just a little, nubile, slender-fingered shot-put slut. 2403 01:49:44,785 --> 01:49:49,505 Just focus on the game, Bucket, and make your mother proud. 2404 01:49:49,548 --> 01:49:50,578 Ha! 2405 01:49:54,139 --> 01:49:55,239 [ Whistle blows ] 2406 01:49:55,278 --> 01:49:56,898 Man: You suck at shot put. 2407 01:49:56,935 --> 01:49:58,895 Bucket, can you do this? 2408 01:49:58,937 --> 01:50:00,417 We can't have you flunk. 2409 01:50:00,455 --> 01:50:03,175 You're making a fool of the whole class! 2410 01:50:04,632 --> 01:50:07,262 Father, you made it for me. 2411 01:50:07,290 --> 01:50:09,120 I can do it. I promise. Huh! 2412 01:50:09,154 --> 01:50:10,364 [ Whistle blows ] 2413 01:50:10,396 --> 01:50:12,776 Hey, look, it's Bucket. Hey, Bucket. 2414 01:50:12,813 --> 01:50:15,473 Don't screw up at the shot-put test 2415 01:50:15,505 --> 01:50:19,915 or you'll be expelled from school forever, Bucket. 2416 01:50:19,958 --> 01:50:22,268 [ Panting ] 2417 01:50:22,305 --> 01:50:23,645 Ha! Ha! 2418 01:50:23,686 --> 01:50:25,166 Go, Bucket! I love -- 2419 01:50:25,204 --> 01:50:28,484 Oh, my eye! 2420 01:50:29,968 --> 01:50:31,518 Whoopsie, I killed my dad 2421 01:50:31,555 --> 01:50:33,965 because I was distracted by Makasu. 2422 01:50:40,703 --> 01:50:42,773 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" 2423 01:50:42,808 --> 01:50:44,808 [ Wind howling ] 2424 01:50:44,845 --> 01:50:46,605 Damn it! 2425 01:50:48,676 --> 01:50:51,986 Line up, boys. Let me get a good luck at you. 2426 01:50:52,024 --> 01:50:54,134 [ To himself ] Yeah, that's a good-looking 2427 01:50:54,164 --> 01:50:55,684 set of boys we got this year. 2428 01:50:55,718 --> 01:50:58,478 Surely All Supotsu Sports Academy for All Sports 2429 01:50:58,513 --> 01:51:02,003 will make finals and win that big tennis trophy. 2430 01:51:02,034 --> 01:51:04,804 And maybe I'll finally get that big promotion. 2431 01:51:04,830 --> 01:51:06,870 Plus I still have my secret weapon, 2432 01:51:06,901 --> 01:51:09,081 the talented all-star sports boy... 2433 01:51:09,110 --> 01:51:11,180 [ Echoing ] Makasu! 2434 01:51:11,216 --> 01:51:13,316 Where's that Makasu, anyways? 2435 01:51:13,356 --> 01:51:14,976 [ Groaning ] 2436 01:51:15,013 --> 01:51:16,703 Makasu? 2437 01:51:16,739 --> 01:51:18,569 Makasu, what's wrong? Are you injured? 2438 01:51:18,602 --> 01:51:20,232 Can I get you any blue sports drink? 2439 01:51:20,259 --> 01:51:23,709 [ Groaning continues ] 2440 01:51:23,746 --> 01:51:24,886 Oh! 2441 01:51:24,919 --> 01:51:25,989 Oh! 2442 01:51:26,024 --> 01:51:27,344 Makasu. 2443 01:51:27,370 --> 01:51:29,720 Oh. 2444 01:51:29,752 --> 01:51:31,342 [ Crying ] It's my grandfather. 2445 01:51:31,374 --> 01:51:33,894 He was wounded in a rac-quet-ball accident 2446 01:51:33,928 --> 01:51:35,098 at the rac-quet court. 2447 01:51:35,136 --> 01:51:37,236 Ooh! I was there. 2448 01:51:37,276 --> 01:51:38,546 And I blame myself. 2449 01:51:38,588 --> 01:51:40,828 And now I have emotional pain. 2450 01:51:40,866 --> 01:51:42,866 [ Crying ] 2451 01:51:42,903 --> 01:51:45,283 And it's my fault 2452 01:51:45,319 --> 01:51:46,839 and my emotional pain is... 2453 01:51:46,872 --> 01:51:50,012 [ Mumbling ] 2454 01:51:50,048 --> 01:51:53,258 I've got a lot of emotional pain right now. 2455 01:51:53,292 --> 01:51:55,192 I'm -- I'm gonna... 2456 01:51:55,225 --> 01:51:56,845 Aah! 2457 01:51:56,882 --> 01:51:58,192 Ooh! 2458 01:51:58,228 --> 01:52:01,648 Ay yi yi yi. 2459 01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:03,750 No, he's running away! 2460 01:52:03,786 --> 01:52:05,856 Oh! 2461 01:52:05,891 --> 01:52:09,551 Makasu -- he had so much potential. 2462 01:52:09,584 --> 01:52:12,244 How could you drop out of this tennis program 2463 01:52:12,277 --> 01:52:14,277 so suddenly like this? 2464 01:52:14,313 --> 01:52:17,973 [ Crying ] 2465 01:52:18,007 --> 01:52:19,797 Damn it! 2466 01:52:21,907 --> 01:52:23,497 M-- Makasu, wait! 2467 01:52:23,529 --> 01:52:25,219 Please don't do this! 2468 01:52:25,255 --> 01:52:26,595 We can talk about it. 2469 01:52:26,636 --> 01:52:28,736 I'm sure after some therapy, you'll be fine. 2470 01:52:28,776 --> 01:52:31,046 No, you don't understand. 2471 01:52:31,089 --> 01:52:34,609 Makasu, let's go here. 2472 01:52:34,644 --> 01:52:36,584 Huh? 2473 01:52:36,611 --> 01:52:38,511 You've been on thin ice lately. 2474 01:52:38,544 --> 01:52:40,584 The whole tennis program has. 2475 01:52:40,615 --> 01:52:42,755 Haven't won a match in four years. 2476 01:52:42,790 --> 01:52:45,450 And we're a goddamn sports academy! 2477 01:52:45,482 --> 01:52:46,832 I know, sir. 2478 01:52:46,863 --> 01:52:48,693 And now I hear a student -- no, not just a student, 2479 01:52:48,727 --> 01:52:50,827 but a third year with all S grades 2480 01:52:50,867 --> 01:52:53,457 throughout his time here at Supotsu All Academy -- 2481 01:52:53,490 --> 01:52:56,460 he's run out of your class, topless and sobbing? 2482 01:52:56,493 --> 01:52:58,703 Uh, sir, he --I won't hear it. 2483 01:52:58,737 --> 01:53:01,777 Fix your shit, piss pants. 2484 01:53:01,809 --> 01:53:02,909 Poor Makasu! 2485 01:53:02,948 --> 01:53:04,848 I was so focused on my own pain, 2486 01:53:04,881 --> 01:53:07,611 the tournament, the big trophy... 2487 01:53:07,642 --> 01:53:09,442 [ Tires screeching ] 2488 01:53:09,472 --> 01:53:11,202 [ Thunder rumbling ] 2489 01:53:11,232 --> 01:53:13,172 ...the promotion. 2490 01:53:13,200 --> 01:53:14,440 [ Crying ] 2491 01:53:14,477 --> 01:53:15,957 As -- as a teacher, 2492 01:53:15,996 --> 01:53:17,826 I should be there for my students 2493 01:53:17,860 --> 01:53:19,620 when they're at their worst. 2494 01:53:19,654 --> 01:53:21,484 [ Tires screeching ] 2495 01:53:23,658 --> 01:53:25,378 What's wrong with me? 2496 01:53:25,419 --> 01:53:31,109 ♪♪ 2497 01:53:31,149 --> 01:53:36,909 ♪♪ 2498 01:53:41,331 --> 01:53:43,331 Ha! Time Devils! 2499 01:53:43,368 --> 01:53:44,508 Let's grab his papers! 2500 01:53:44,541 --> 01:53:47,201 I've got it! Aah! 2501 01:53:47,234 --> 01:53:48,864 My American football term paper 2502 01:53:48,891 --> 01:53:51,691 for American Football Term Paper class! 2503 01:53:53,792 --> 01:53:55,312 Stop, you pestilent Time Devils. 2504 01:53:55,345 --> 01:53:57,135 Leave the boy alone! 2505 01:53:57,175 --> 01:53:58,245 Oh, my God. It's him. 2506 01:53:58,279 --> 01:53:59,349 It's that man. 2507 01:53:59,384 --> 01:54:01,394 He's told us to stop. 2508 01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:03,770 Ahh. The power of time! 2509 01:54:05,010 --> 01:54:07,320 [ Gibberish ] 2510 01:54:07,357 --> 01:54:08,567 Whew-wee. 2511 01:54:08,600 --> 01:54:10,600 That takes care of that. 2512 01:54:15,538 --> 01:54:17,888 Goblin: I am the helpful custodian of All-Sportsu. 2513 01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:20,510 I also work fighting against Time Devils 2514 01:54:20,543 --> 01:54:22,893 who like to mess with time. 2515 01:54:22,925 --> 01:54:26,065 My name is... 2516 01:54:26,100 --> 01:54:27,520 Time Lord Tim. 2517 01:54:27,550 --> 01:54:29,690 I am the custodian of time space, 2518 01:54:29,724 --> 01:54:31,934 and this is my Time Piece Puzzle. 2519 01:54:31,968 --> 01:54:35,388 It allows me to control and harness the power of time. 2520 01:54:35,420 --> 01:54:36,870 Now run along. 2521 01:54:36,904 --> 01:54:38,564 Back to sports class with you. 2522 01:54:38,595 --> 01:54:40,425 You wouldn't want to be late with that term paper, 2523 01:54:40,459 --> 01:54:42,389 would you, my good boy? 2524 01:54:42,427 --> 01:54:45,257 Well... Gee, thank you, mister. 2525 01:54:45,292 --> 01:54:48,122 I am the friendly custodian of All Supotsu Sports Academy 2526 01:54:48,157 --> 01:54:49,707 for Sports Students. 2527 01:54:49,744 --> 01:54:53,024 It brings me such joy to help these fine young students 2528 01:54:53,058 --> 01:54:54,718 in any way that I can, 2529 01:54:54,749 --> 01:54:57,649 be it defending them from mischievous Time Devils 2530 01:54:57,683 --> 01:55:00,103 or cleaning up after their dirty accidents. 2531 01:55:00,134 --> 01:55:03,034 That is my job. I must do it. I love them. 2532 01:55:03,068 --> 01:55:05,828 All with the help of my Time Piece Puzzle, 2533 01:55:05,864 --> 01:55:07,904 a great and powerful artifact 2534 01:55:07,935 --> 01:55:10,555 that I received such a long time ago. 2535 01:55:10,593 --> 01:55:13,943 I won the Time Piece Puzzle from a giant grandfather clock 2536 01:55:13,976 --> 01:55:16,736 in the great battle that lasted for just a single moment 2537 01:55:16,771 --> 01:55:19,671 and all of eternity, all at once. 2538 01:55:19,705 --> 01:55:21,325 [ Bell rings ] 2539 01:55:21,362 --> 01:55:23,502 Ugh, so dehydrated. 2540 01:55:25,780 --> 01:55:26,950 You know what they say. 2541 01:55:26,989 --> 01:55:28,749 As soon as one mess is cleaned up, 2542 01:55:28,783 --> 01:55:30,483 another one takes its place. 2543 01:55:30,509 --> 01:55:32,649 Don't you worry because worry not. 2544 01:55:32,684 --> 01:55:34,244 I control the power of time. 2545 01:55:34,272 --> 01:55:36,622 Uh-huh. I'll clean it. 2546 01:55:36,653 --> 01:55:39,003 Right in the hole where pies ago. 2547 01:55:42,004 --> 01:55:43,974 You fool! What have you done? 2548 01:55:44,006 --> 01:55:45,766 This is no laughing matter. 2549 01:55:45,800 --> 01:55:48,360 Your actions will have dreadful consequences. 2550 01:55:48,389 --> 01:55:50,179 Oh, no! 2551 01:55:50,219 --> 01:55:52,119 [ Time Devils laughing ] 2552 01:55:52,152 --> 01:55:53,842 I've got fingers! 2553 01:55:53,877 --> 01:55:55,357 No. Please! 2554 01:55:55,396 --> 01:55:56,466 Makasu, help! 2555 01:55:56,501 --> 01:55:58,951 He's going to scramble my eggs. Ow. 2556 01:55:58,986 --> 01:56:00,676 We're going to put you through puberty 2557 01:56:00,712 --> 01:56:02,612 until you barf your genitals, Tim! 2558 01:56:02,645 --> 01:56:06,265 Ohh! My brains! Ow! My gentils! 2559 01:56:06,304 --> 01:56:09,454 Get away from that weird-looking janitor, 2560 01:56:09,479 --> 01:56:10,719 you demon bastards! 2561 01:56:10,756 --> 01:56:12,306 Hyo. Hyo. 2562 01:56:12,344 --> 01:56:13,974 Hyo. Hyo. Hyo. 2563 01:56:14,001 --> 01:56:16,621 Weird little man. Are you okay? 2564 01:56:16,659 --> 01:56:18,179 I warned you, Makasu. 2565 01:56:18,212 --> 01:56:21,282 These events will have cosmic consequences. 2566 01:56:21,319 --> 01:56:22,979 And now, because of you, 2567 01:56:23,010 --> 01:56:26,120 my teen gentils are fused to my brain. 2568 01:56:26,151 --> 01:56:28,021 Ooh. I'm a mess. 2569 01:56:28,050 --> 01:56:30,290 I'm a big mess, and no one will clean me. 2570 01:56:30,328 --> 01:56:31,538 Agh. 2571 01:56:31,570 --> 01:56:33,470 And now I'm dead. 2572 01:56:33,503 --> 01:56:36,163 Ah, wow. 2573 01:56:36,196 --> 01:56:37,986 Oh, boy. 2574 01:56:39,578 --> 01:56:40,918 [ Bell rings ] 2575 01:56:40,959 --> 01:56:42,649 I had fun being your soccer partner. 2576 01:56:42,685 --> 01:56:43,645 Those were some great kicks. 2577 01:56:43,686 --> 01:56:45,996 Bye, everybody! 2578 01:56:46,033 --> 01:56:48,693 I had a lot of fun playing soccer today. 2579 01:56:51,073 --> 01:56:52,563 Well, well, well. 2580 01:56:52,591 --> 01:56:54,731 What do we have here?[ Gasps ] 2581 01:56:54,766 --> 01:56:57,006 Looks like two beautiful young men 2582 01:56:57,044 --> 01:57:00,704 with frosted tips and pockets. 2583 01:57:00,737 --> 01:57:03,427 [ Shuddering ] Who are you? 2584 01:57:03,464 --> 01:57:05,674 Allow me to introduce myself. 2585 01:57:05,708 --> 01:57:07,538 I go to the nearby public school, 2586 01:57:07,572 --> 01:57:11,992 and I want you to hand over all of your valuables. 2587 01:57:14,303 --> 01:57:15,513 You bully! 2588 01:57:15,545 --> 01:57:18,715 Have a taste of my ultimate technique! 2589 01:57:18,755 --> 01:57:21,205 [ Echoing ] Electric Scorpion Kick! 2590 01:57:21,241 --> 01:57:23,071 Hi-yah! 2591 01:57:23,105 --> 01:57:25,205 Foul! 2592 01:57:25,245 --> 01:57:28,895 Witness now my ultimate technique. 2593 01:57:28,938 --> 01:57:31,798 Instead of wasting my time with useless training drills 2594 01:57:31,837 --> 01:57:33,527 and team-building exercises, 2595 01:57:33,563 --> 01:57:36,883 I combined the ancient art of tattooing using henna dye 2596 01:57:36,911 --> 01:57:38,951 prepared from the Egyptian privet plant 2597 01:57:38,982 --> 01:57:42,092 with the modern science of steroid technologies, 2598 01:57:42,124 --> 01:57:44,374 generating these. 2599 01:57:44,402 --> 01:57:45,892 My hennaroids! 2600 01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:47,720 Hey! No fair! 2601 01:57:47,750 --> 01:57:49,920 That's cheating! 2602 01:57:49,959 --> 01:57:51,999 All you little academy kids, 2603 01:57:52,030 --> 01:57:53,650 running around kicking 2604 01:57:53,687 --> 01:57:56,137 your own spotted pentagon balls. 2605 01:57:56,172 --> 01:57:58,902 It makes me sick. 2606 01:57:58,933 --> 01:58:00,833 Now arm wrestling. 2607 01:58:00,866 --> 01:58:03,966 That's a real sport. 2608 01:58:04,007 --> 01:58:06,557 Ooh. Ow, ow, ow. 2609 01:58:06,596 --> 01:58:07,906 You. You're the bully 2610 01:58:07,942 --> 01:58:09,602 targeting my fellow students 2611 01:58:09,634 --> 01:58:11,574 at the All Supotsu Academy. 2612 01:58:11,601 --> 01:58:14,091 You're showing bad supotsu-manship. 2613 01:58:14,121 --> 01:58:16,331 If you're going to arm wrestle anyone, bully, 2614 01:58:16,365 --> 01:58:17,635 arm wrestle me. 2615 01:58:17,676 --> 01:58:20,226 You wish to challenge me? 2616 01:58:20,265 --> 01:58:21,395 [ Laughing ] 2617 01:58:21,439 --> 01:58:23,169 So be it. 2618 01:58:25,374 --> 01:58:26,934 You see now, Makasu? 2619 01:58:26,961 --> 01:58:28,481 You cannot beat me. 2620 01:58:28,515 --> 01:58:31,925 I possess the ancient Egyptian power of arm wrestling. 2621 01:58:31,966 --> 01:58:34,176 Your sports cannot save you now. 2622 01:58:34,210 --> 01:58:36,830 You underestimate the power 2623 01:58:36,868 --> 01:58:39,528 of modern regulation sports. 2624 01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:42,120 [ Yelling ] 2625 01:58:45,635 --> 01:58:47,805 I don't know how this is happening. 2626 01:58:51,158 --> 01:58:55,128 You have bested me in an honorable way. 2627 01:58:55,162 --> 01:58:56,782 I guess being a bully isn't how -- 2628 01:58:56,819 --> 01:58:59,029 I will now strip you of your power. 2629 01:58:59,062 --> 01:59:01,792 No. 2630 01:59:01,824 --> 01:59:04,484 And your money. 2631 01:59:04,516 --> 01:59:06,306 And also their money. 2632 01:59:08,244 --> 01:59:10,524 Hey, ma. I'm back early. 2633 01:59:10,557 --> 01:59:12,457 My bullying got cut short. 2634 01:59:12,490 --> 01:59:14,460 No. No. Run away. 2635 01:59:14,492 --> 01:59:16,182 Hey. 2636 01:59:16,218 --> 01:59:18,218 Don't try nothing, you stupid noodle-armed little punk. 2637 01:59:18,254 --> 01:59:19,464 Mother. 2638 01:59:19,497 --> 01:59:20,527 Nooo! 2639 01:59:20,567 --> 01:59:23,707 [ Gunshot ] 2640 01:59:23,742 --> 01:59:26,812 If only I hadn't come home early. 2641 01:59:26,849 --> 01:59:30,339 If only I didn't have these noodle arms. 2642 01:59:34,374 --> 01:59:36,964 This is all your fault. 2643 01:59:44,246 --> 01:59:48,726 Akari: When I was a girl, I wanted to be a secretary. 2644 01:59:50,355 --> 01:59:53,565 My mother and I would often visit a simple countryside 2645 01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:55,220 rice porridge eatery. 2646 01:59:55,257 --> 01:59:58,497 The taste of the rice porridge they served 2647 01:59:58,536 --> 02:00:00,256 always brought me joy. 2648 02:00:00,296 --> 02:00:03,846 When I grow up, I want to be a secretary. 2649 02:00:03,886 --> 02:00:05,846 Sorry, honey, but you're too plain-looking 2650 02:00:05,888 --> 02:00:07,228 to be a secretary. 2651 02:00:07,269 --> 02:00:08,199 Aw. 2652 02:00:08,235 --> 02:00:09,685 Why don't you sell some flowers 2653 02:00:09,719 --> 02:00:11,129 so no one has to look at your face? 2654 02:00:11,169 --> 02:00:12,959 They're distracted by the flowers, 2655 02:00:12,998 --> 02:00:14,688 and not your ugly face. 2656 02:00:14,724 --> 02:00:15,934 Mmm! 2657 02:00:15,967 --> 02:00:19,107 Shut up. Mommy's eating. 2658 02:00:19,142 --> 02:00:23,042 So I hid my plain face behind the beautiful blossoms 2659 02:00:23,077 --> 02:00:24,697 of my flowers. 2660 02:00:24,734 --> 02:00:28,884 I would return to the rice porridge restaurant every year, 2661 02:00:28,911 --> 02:00:31,261 even after my mother passed. 2662 02:00:31,293 --> 02:00:34,053 Mommy, why is that woman so plain? 2663 02:00:34,088 --> 02:00:35,918 Shh. I told you. 2664 02:00:35,952 --> 02:00:38,272 Don't look at plain-looking women. 2665 02:00:38,300 --> 02:00:39,400 They're different. 2666 02:00:39,439 --> 02:00:41,649 Thanks for the flowers. Have a nice day. 2667 02:00:41,682 --> 02:00:46,452 Years passed until one day I met a handsome young stranger 2668 02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:49,730 at the same simple country eatery. 2669 02:00:49,759 --> 02:00:51,929 He was foreign, a tourist. 2670 02:00:51,968 --> 02:00:56,318 After lunch, he insisted on coming back with me to my cart. 2671 02:00:56,352 --> 02:00:58,462 Man 2: There are so many flowers here. 2672 02:00:58,492 --> 02:01:01,392 I can't decide on which ones to buy. 2673 02:01:01,426 --> 02:01:03,736 Which flowers do you like the most? 2674 02:01:03,773 --> 02:01:05,473 M-- me, sir? 2675 02:01:05,499 --> 02:01:07,569 Yes. You. 2676 02:01:07,605 --> 02:01:12,465 Well, I've always admired the beautiful red carnation. 2677 02:01:12,506 --> 02:01:14,776 Ah. Of course. 2678 02:01:14,819 --> 02:01:16,169 They are striking. 2679 02:01:16,199 --> 02:01:19,929 The red carnations it is, then. 2680 02:01:19,962 --> 02:01:21,962 No. Keep them. 2681 02:01:21,998 --> 02:01:24,098 They suit you. 2682 02:01:24,138 --> 02:01:27,038 Soon I became his bride, 2683 02:01:27,072 --> 02:01:28,592 and on my wedding day, 2684 02:01:28,626 --> 02:01:31,796 I carried red carnations. 2685 02:01:31,836 --> 02:01:34,316 It's like a little flower. 2686 02:01:34,356 --> 02:01:36,626 You're like a little flower. 2687 02:01:36,668 --> 02:01:38,358 Every day, I made my husband 2688 02:01:38,394 --> 02:01:41,334 the same rice porridge from my childhood. 2689 02:01:41,363 --> 02:01:45,613 Every day, I hid my plain face behind the flowers in my cart. 2690 02:01:45,643 --> 02:01:49,343 I have found peace in the simple way I live my life. 2691 02:01:49,371 --> 02:01:50,681 Ooh! Stop! 2692 02:01:50,717 --> 02:01:52,677 I must buy all your plants! 2693 02:01:52,719 --> 02:01:53,999 Here's all my money! 2694 02:01:54,030 --> 02:01:55,960 Oh, my! Thank you, sir! 2695 02:01:55,998 --> 02:01:58,968 I'm running in place to burn calories. 2696 02:01:59,001 --> 02:02:01,001 Have a nice day! 2697 02:02:04,040 --> 02:02:06,180 [ Tires screeching ] 2698 02:02:09,598 --> 02:02:12,078 [ Men moaning ] 2699 02:02:12,117 --> 02:02:13,187 Oh, yeah. Oh. 2700 02:02:13,222 --> 02:02:16,022 Oh, we're making out. 2701 02:02:16,052 --> 02:02:18,612 Oh, Italian! Ah, ooh! 2702 02:02:22,024 --> 02:02:25,204 Beautiful. Like a red carnation. 2703 02:02:26,028 --> 02:02:27,998 Bocce instructor: Smells like -- mmm. 2704 02:02:28,030 --> 02:02:29,480 Smells like rice porridge. 2705 02:02:29,514 --> 02:02:32,414 I hate when you interrupt our sex for porridge. 2706 02:02:33,415 --> 02:02:35,485 My God. She caught me having an affair 2707 02:02:35,520 --> 02:02:37,000 with my student and killed herself 2708 02:02:37,039 --> 02:02:38,769 and made herself into rice porridge. 2709 02:02:38,799 --> 02:02:42,039 My God! She's a rice porridge! 2710 02:02:42,078 --> 02:02:44,668 No! No! No! 2711 02:02:44,702 --> 02:02:47,432 Can't believe...it. 2712 02:02:47,463 --> 02:02:49,573 Ahahuhuhahaahhhh. 2713 02:02:49,603 --> 02:02:51,233 [ Crying ] 2714 02:02:51,260 --> 02:02:53,750 Stop crying! Ignore the guilt! 2715 02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:57,300 They're all dead 'cause of me! 2716 02:02:57,335 --> 02:02:58,505 But, Makasu... No. 2717 02:02:58,543 --> 02:03:00,413 You can't let this get to you. 2718 02:03:00,442 --> 02:03:03,962 I told you, God damn it, don't let Supay get to you! 2719 02:03:03,997 --> 02:03:05,547 [ Laughs ] 2720 02:03:05,585 --> 02:03:08,615 Looks like the little sportsman is out of commission. 2721 02:03:08,657 --> 02:03:12,627 Too bad his big, bad journey had to end so soon. 2722 02:03:12,661 --> 02:03:14,971 No! 2723 02:03:15,008 --> 02:03:18,218 I'm a second-degree murderer in the cosmic degree 2724 02:03:18,252 --> 02:03:20,702 and a first-degree murderer of gods. 2725 02:03:20,738 --> 02:03:24,808 But I've always been murdering since the beginning. 2726 02:03:24,845 --> 02:03:27,745 Everyone, I'm a murder man, 2727 02:03:27,779 --> 02:03:29,889 not a sportsman. 2728 02:03:29,919 --> 02:03:32,469 No. No. No. No. 2729 02:03:32,508 --> 02:03:35,298 No one can resist the guilt of the projections 2730 02:03:35,338 --> 02:03:36,818 of the knowledge of death 2731 02:03:36,857 --> 02:03:40,237 that the god of death has projected into their mind 2732 02:03:40,274 --> 02:03:43,974 with his big, beautiful, sexy eyes. 2733 02:03:45,314 --> 02:03:46,704 Ahh. 2734 02:03:48,800 --> 02:03:51,010 Uh, 15-15. 2735 02:03:51,044 --> 02:03:52,294 Aw, gosh. 2736 02:03:52,321 --> 02:03:53,671 He's just going to easily score points 2737 02:03:53,702 --> 02:03:55,262 if you lie down like that. 2738 02:03:55,289 --> 02:03:58,949 I don't deserve to win. 2739 02:03:58,983 --> 02:04:00,473 Supay! 2740 02:04:00,502 --> 02:04:03,092 You think you can just drain this sportsman tennis boy 2741 02:04:03,125 --> 02:04:05,435 of all his power and energy with guilt? 2742 02:04:05,472 --> 02:04:08,822 Think?! You boogie woogie bubble butt. 2743 02:04:08,855 --> 02:04:10,335 I just did! 2744 02:04:12,617 --> 02:04:14,647 30-15. 2745 02:04:14,688 --> 02:04:16,278 So cocky, so damn proud 2746 02:04:16,310 --> 02:04:19,280 of your mind tricks and your big eyes. 2747 02:04:19,313 --> 02:04:22,283 They're big and sexy eyes, damn it! Hyah! 2748 02:04:22,316 --> 02:04:24,276 Sorry. Ooh la la. 2749 02:04:24,318 --> 02:04:26,698 Makasu is better than your guilt, 2750 02:04:26,735 --> 02:04:27,975 your brainwashing, 2751 02:04:28,012 --> 02:04:29,672 your boogie-woogie dancing antics. 2752 02:04:29,703 --> 02:04:31,953 You're the bumble-butt boogie woogie -- 2753 02:04:31,981 --> 02:04:33,851 I just said you were. Hyah! 2754 02:04:33,880 --> 02:04:35,050 But the truth is... 2755 02:04:35,088 --> 02:04:37,298 you're ashamed, Supay. Hyah! 2756 02:04:37,331 --> 02:04:39,611 Ashamed of your tiny, real tiny, 2757 02:04:39,644 --> 02:04:40,964 just small, tiny eyes! 2758 02:04:40,990 --> 02:04:43,510 Ooh! No. 2759 02:04:43,545 --> 02:04:46,375 My big, beautiful, sexy eyes. 2760 02:04:46,409 --> 02:04:47,999 Ohhh. 2761 02:04:48,032 --> 02:04:50,342 Oooh. 2762 02:04:50,379 --> 02:04:54,559 I'm becoming ugly, small bones. 2763 02:04:54,590 --> 02:04:56,140 Bones. 2764 02:04:56,178 --> 02:04:59,658 Wow. You defeated him by destroying his m-- 2765 02:04:59,699 --> 02:05:04,009 fake eyes and revealing his tiny, real tiny, 2766 02:05:04,048 --> 02:05:08,498 just small, tiny eyes. 2767 02:05:08,535 --> 02:05:09,395 Chirp chirp. 2768 02:05:09,432 --> 02:05:11,162 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear? 2769 02:05:11,193 --> 02:05:13,683 Hmm, chirp?You're snuggling me now, 2770 02:05:13,713 --> 02:05:16,853 even though I was acting like a real man's brown Starburst. 2771 02:05:16,888 --> 02:05:20,368 You've lived your life ignoring most consequences, 2772 02:05:20,409 --> 02:05:23,169 and all I ask, all I've ever asked, 2773 02:05:23,205 --> 02:05:26,855 is to take those moments of guilt, of emotion, 2774 02:05:26,898 --> 02:05:28,178 and forget them. 2775 02:05:28,210 --> 02:05:29,210 Move past them. 2776 02:05:29,245 --> 02:05:30,755 No one else matters. 2777 02:05:30,799 --> 02:05:32,079 It's true. 2778 02:05:32,110 --> 02:05:34,730 Ever since my grandfather lost his mind, 2779 02:05:34,768 --> 02:05:37,878 I've gone numb to the world, but you're saying... 2780 02:05:37,909 --> 02:05:39,219 I should be numb? 2781 02:05:39,255 --> 02:05:41,355 That no one else matters? 2782 02:05:41,395 --> 02:05:44,015 Except for me, helping you in tennis. 2783 02:05:44,053 --> 02:05:46,853 These are your most important sports fights yet. 2784 02:05:46,884 --> 02:05:48,404 Chirp. 2785 02:05:48,437 --> 02:05:50,677 Hey, I'm in the cuddle puddle, too. 2786 02:05:50,715 --> 02:05:53,615 What a weird way for this tennis match to end. 2787 02:05:58,412 --> 02:06:02,072 Narrator: Within "tennis", there is an "I". 2788 02:06:02,106 --> 02:06:06,586 Eye translated to Quechua is Nawi. 2789 02:06:06,628 --> 02:06:12,428 I like to think of it as the soul hole. 2790 02:06:15,257 --> 02:06:20,117 You have the cornelius which produces tears, 2791 02:06:20,158 --> 02:06:24,058 the iris which surrounds the main sphere, 2792 02:06:24,093 --> 02:06:29,243 the receptor grid with rods and cones lining the perimeter, 2793 02:06:29,271 --> 02:06:33,621 the fovic mass, and of course the color torus. 2794 02:06:33,655 --> 02:06:36,345 If people have less rods than cones, 2795 02:06:36,381 --> 02:06:38,071 they may see more angular shapes. 2796 02:06:38,107 --> 02:06:40,347 If people have more cones than rods, 2797 02:06:40,385 --> 02:06:41,725 they see more spherical shapes. 2798 02:06:41,766 --> 02:06:45,076 With your eyes, you can fixate on an object 2799 02:06:45,114 --> 02:06:50,784 to absorb the color spectrum known as red through violet. 2800 02:06:50,810 --> 02:06:54,610 People ask what colors the eye can see, 2801 02:06:54,641 --> 02:07:00,541 but the question should be what colors can the eyes be? 2802 02:07:00,578 --> 02:07:06,828 Purple, sea foam, copper, pubus, and green. 2803 02:07:06,860 --> 02:07:09,000 Soul, souls, souls, souls, 2804 02:07:09,035 --> 02:07:12,515 purpose of the eye is to seek the soul, soul, 2805 02:07:12,555 --> 02:07:14,825 the purpose of the eye is to seek the soul, soul soul, 2806 02:07:14,868 --> 02:07:16,348 to see -- to see, 2807 02:07:16,387 --> 02:07:18,837 the sole purpose of the eye is to see -- 2808 02:07:18,872 --> 02:07:21,192 the sole purpose of the eye is to see the window -- 2809 02:07:21,219 --> 02:07:22,569 the sole purpose of the eye 2810 02:07:22,600 --> 02:07:25,290 is to see the window of the soul... 2811 02:07:25,327 --> 02:07:28,227 The windows, the windows the windows... 2812 02:07:28,261 --> 02:07:33,301 Eye, eye, eye, eye... 2813 02:07:33,335 --> 02:07:34,645 Chair Umpire: Do not panic 2814 02:07:34,681 --> 02:07:36,821 if suddenly your eyes give out in a bout 2815 02:07:36,856 --> 02:07:40,856 of tremor or panic. 2816 02:07:43,690 --> 02:07:46,660 Ugh. 2817 02:07:46,693 --> 02:07:49,353 Because an impression of an eye 2818 02:07:49,385 --> 02:07:56,665 can be made and saved and bought and taught. 2819 02:07:56,703 --> 02:08:00,163 Feel the weight of your eyes, feel the weight of your eyelid, 2820 02:08:00,189 --> 02:08:01,669 now let your eyelid slide, 2821 02:08:01,708 --> 02:08:05,708 now place your eyelid over your eye, crying. 2822 02:08:05,747 --> 02:08:07,707 Do you cry? Open your eyes. 2823 02:08:07,749 --> 02:08:12,059 Of all the senses, sight is the third most visual. 2824 02:08:12,098 --> 02:08:13,198 We have two eyes. 2825 02:08:13,237 --> 02:08:15,167 We have two eyes. We have two eyes. 2826 02:08:15,204 --> 02:08:16,414 In order to see. In order to see. 2827 02:08:16,447 --> 02:08:18,377 In order to see what is before us. 2828 02:08:18,414 --> 02:08:20,874 See what is before us. See what is before us. 2829 02:08:20,900 --> 02:08:23,700 Reflections, refractions refracting 2830 02:08:23,730 --> 02:08:25,010 off refractions. 2831 02:08:25,042 --> 02:08:27,222 The center of the iris, what you may not know of the iris, 2832 02:08:27,251 --> 02:08:30,631 two eyes is that we have a third eye. 2833 02:08:30,668 --> 02:08:31,698 Sight. 2834 02:08:31,738 --> 02:08:33,048 Sight is the third most visual sight. 2835 02:08:33,084 --> 02:08:34,194 Visual sight. Visual sight. 2836 02:08:34,223 --> 02:08:36,363 Visual sight. 2837 02:08:36,398 --> 02:08:38,878 Visual center of the eye. 2838 02:08:38,918 --> 02:08:40,608 Third eye. Third eye. Third eye. 2839 02:08:40,643 --> 02:08:42,373 Iris. Iris. Iris. Iris. 2840 02:08:42,404 --> 02:08:44,274 Iris. Iris. Iris. Iris. 2841 02:08:44,302 --> 02:08:46,372 Iris. Iris. Iris. Iris. 2842 02:08:46,408 --> 02:08:48,648 Iris. Iris. Iris. Iris. 2843 02:08:48,686 --> 02:08:50,786 Iris... 2844 02:08:50,826 --> 02:08:52,236 pect you. 2845 02:08:55,486 --> 02:08:57,276 The God of Tennis teaches Makasu 2846 02:08:57,315 --> 02:08:59,385 to suppress guilt with the power of alcohol, 2847 02:08:59,421 --> 02:09:01,561 but they're ambushed by Khan, god of the wind, 2848 02:09:01,595 --> 02:09:03,905 and his surprise friend, Kataquill, god of thunder. 2849 02:09:03,943 --> 02:09:07,333 Can Makasu deal with a doubles tennis match on his own? 2850 02:09:07,360 --> 02:09:08,740 Tune in next year 2851 02:09:08,775 --> 02:09:12,155 for "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu Chapter 4: 2852 02:09:12,192 --> 02:09:13,402 Break Point". 2853 02:09:13,435 --> 02:09:23,235 ♪♪ 2854 02:09:23,272 --> 02:09:28,762 ♪♪ 2855 02:09:28,795 --> 02:09:31,515 Narrator: Makasu is no match for the god of death, Supay. 2856 02:09:31,556 --> 02:09:34,106 Look into my big sexy eyes, Makasu. 2857 02:09:34,145 --> 02:09:35,795 They're super duper sexy. 2858 02:09:35,837 --> 02:09:39,667 Take off Supay's sexy eyes to reveal his hidden creepy eyes. 2859 02:09:41,463 --> 02:09:43,603 Outer space Makasu action figure 2860 02:09:43,637 --> 02:09:46,357 including a box of freeze-dried ice cream and -- 2861 02:09:46,399 --> 02:09:47,809 Hi, Makasu. 2862 02:09:47,849 --> 02:09:55,439 ♪♪ 2863 02:09:55,477 --> 02:09:56,997 Hi, Makasu. It's good to see you. 2864 02:09:57,030 --> 02:09:59,270 Bucket's father has ball-shooting action. 2865 02:09:59,308 --> 02:10:01,098 Be careful. My grandfather had a nail 2866 02:10:01,138 --> 02:10:03,108 shoot through his eye when he was hammering. 2867 02:10:03,140 --> 02:10:04,380 It's about time... 2868 02:10:04,417 --> 02:10:05,827 I showed up as an action figure. 2869 02:10:05,867 --> 02:10:07,447 Time Lord Tim manipulates time 2870 02:10:07,489 --> 02:10:08,969 with his puzzle piece-spinning belt. 2871 02:10:09,008 --> 02:10:11,038 Finally, you can erase all those mistakes 2872 02:10:11,079 --> 02:10:12,319 you made in junior college. 2873 02:10:12,356 --> 02:10:14,626 Holy crap! It's Paint Brush Makasu! 2874 02:10:14,668 --> 02:10:17,948 Now I can paint any tennis opponent into a corner. 2875 02:10:17,982 --> 02:10:19,122 Hey, Makasu! 2876 02:10:19,156 --> 02:10:22,366 Get ready for a beating with my big muscle arms! 2877 02:10:22,400 --> 02:10:24,680 Check out these gnarly tats, bruh. 2878 02:10:24,713 --> 02:10:27,473 The Bully covered in tattoos that g-- g-- g-- 2879 02:10:27,509 --> 02:10:29,369 glow in the dark! 2880 02:10:29,407 --> 02:10:30,817 Radical! 2881 02:10:30,857 --> 02:10:34,167 Hey, I'ma here to teach you how to play bocce ball! 2882 02:10:34,205 --> 02:10:35,855 Italian bocce ball instructor! 2883 02:10:35,897 --> 02:10:38,447 [ Screaming ] 2884 02:10:43,801 --> 02:10:46,771 [ Screaming continues ] 2885 02:10:47,460 --> 02:10:50,910 "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" action figures and play sets. 2886 02:10:53,776 --> 02:10:56,776 My name is Makasu, and I'm an international sportsman 2887 02:10:56,814 --> 02:10:58,514 and religious relic thief. 2888 02:10:58,540 --> 02:10:59,890 You might have heard of my heists 2889 02:10:59,921 --> 02:11:01,581 and my famous abilities in sports. 2890 02:11:01,612 --> 02:11:03,032 I always travel with my servant, 2891 02:11:03,062 --> 02:11:04,442 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear, 2892 02:11:04,477 --> 02:11:06,507 who lives in my back pocket dimension. 2893 02:11:06,548 --> 02:11:09,548 My most recent quest involves challenging all the Incan Gods 2894 02:11:09,585 --> 02:11:11,615 to tennis for the treasure of South America. 2895 02:11:11,656 --> 02:11:14,416 On this journey I actually met the French God of tennis, 2896 02:11:14,452 --> 02:11:16,212 friends with these Incan Gods, 2897 02:11:16,247 --> 02:11:18,587 who's been helping me put them all to rest, 2898 02:11:18,629 --> 02:11:20,939 and thus kill them after defeating them at tennis. 2899 02:11:20,976 --> 02:11:24,256 A little while ago, Supay, the God of death and a trickster, 2900 02:11:24,290 --> 02:11:26,740 flooded my mind with guilty memories. 2901 02:11:26,775 --> 02:11:29,425 And now, I don't feel so good. 2902 02:11:29,467 --> 02:11:32,467 Makasu? Do you still not feel so good? 2903 02:11:32,505 --> 02:11:34,225 I'm trying hard to forget my feelings, 2904 02:11:34,265 --> 02:11:36,295 like you said, but the memories are lingering. 2905 02:11:36,336 --> 02:11:39,096 Uku Pacha may be behind us, God of Tennis. 2906 02:11:39,132 --> 02:11:41,482 But I'm still here. In my head. 2907 02:11:41,514 --> 02:11:43,904 Let me try to be better at helping you. 2908 02:11:43,930 --> 02:11:47,110 There's an old French fable by Jean de la Frompe 2909 02:11:47,140 --> 02:11:50,140 about an old worm and an old rat. 2910 02:11:50,178 --> 02:11:52,148 I'm going to tell it to you now. 2911 02:11:52,180 --> 02:11:55,490 ♪♪ 2912 02:11:55,528 --> 02:11:57,498 Whatever could that strange sound be? 2913 02:11:57,530 --> 02:12:00,400 Oh, a worm! You gave me a fright. 2914 02:12:00,429 --> 02:12:02,779 Damn! Are you digging a hole?! 2915 02:12:02,811 --> 02:12:05,231 I was until you came bursting in! 2916 02:12:05,262 --> 02:12:06,572 I only burst through because 2917 02:12:06,608 --> 02:12:08,328 I was just so excited to see you, dear. 2918 02:12:08,368 --> 02:12:09,778 I have wonderful news! 2919 02:12:09,818 --> 02:12:11,818 Is it news about how helping me fill my hole? 2920 02:12:11,854 --> 02:12:14,694 No! I was just at the Font a le Bean's table junction, 2921 02:12:14,719 --> 02:12:16,959 and I heard mutterings among the folks there 2922 02:12:16,998 --> 02:12:18,618 that there is to be a contest! 2923 02:12:18,654 --> 02:12:21,424 And I think you and I have a great chance of winning it! 2924 02:12:21,450 --> 02:12:23,000 Ooh, ooh! What is the contest? 2925 02:12:23,038 --> 02:12:27,278 We simply have to guess at the day of the first rain of winter! 2926 02:12:27,318 --> 02:12:30,008 And if we guess correctly we will win the prize! 2927 02:12:30,045 --> 02:12:31,355 And what is the prize? 2928 02:12:31,391 --> 02:12:33,191 It seems that the vermin holding the contest want 2929 02:12:33,221 --> 02:12:34,771 to keep it a secret. 2930 02:12:34,808 --> 02:12:35,978 Oh, a secret prize? 2931 02:12:36,017 --> 02:12:37,497 Go away, Old Worm! 2932 02:12:37,535 --> 02:12:40,705 I'm not going through all the hassle of entering a contest 2933 02:12:40,745 --> 02:12:43,535 when I don't even know what the prize is in the first place. 2934 02:12:43,576 --> 02:12:46,096 But we have an advantage, Old Rat, my dear. 2935 02:12:46,130 --> 02:12:47,720 And what is that? 2936 02:12:47,752 --> 02:12:48,622 Your old bones! 2937 02:12:48,650 --> 02:12:50,550 My old bones?Your old bones! 2938 02:12:50,583 --> 02:12:54,173 Ahh, how my old bones possibly gonna know when it's gonna rain? 2939 02:12:54,207 --> 02:12:56,207 Old Rat, you know as well as I do 2940 02:12:56,244 --> 02:12:59,014 that you can always tell when it is going to rain 2941 02:12:59,040 --> 02:13:01,700 because your old bones always ache. 2942 02:13:01,732 --> 02:13:03,732 Ah, old worm, my old bones they only ache, 2943 02:13:03,768 --> 02:13:07,008 when it's about to rain and the first rain is in winter 2944 02:13:07,048 --> 02:13:08,458 and it is fall. 2945 02:13:08,497 --> 02:13:10,567 I did not think about that. 2946 02:13:10,603 --> 02:13:13,503 Oh, Worm, you don't -- you don't think about anything. 2947 02:13:13,537 --> 02:13:15,017 Even so. 2948 02:13:15,056 --> 02:13:17,986 Oh, Worm, don't be so down and out. 2949 02:13:18,024 --> 02:13:19,894 I think I got an idea. 2950 02:13:19,922 --> 02:13:27,722 ♪♪ 2951 02:13:27,758 --> 02:13:30,658 Oh, my old bones!Are they aching? 2952 02:13:30,692 --> 02:13:33,252 Yeah, they are, but it's too early for the first rain! 2953 02:13:33,281 --> 02:13:35,591 Oh, let us run down to the guessing booth! 2954 02:13:35,628 --> 02:13:37,938 Perhaps we can make it in time! 2955 02:13:37,975 --> 02:13:40,525 Okay! 2956 02:13:40,564 --> 02:13:43,194 We have a new guess from when its gonna rain. 2957 02:13:43,222 --> 02:13:44,222 It's today! 2958 02:13:44,257 --> 02:13:45,707 Oh, is that so? 2959 02:13:45,741 --> 02:13:46,951 That is very silly. 2960 02:13:46,984 --> 02:13:48,164 It is still fall. 2961 02:13:48,192 --> 02:13:50,232 We would like to submit our guess. 2962 02:13:50,263 --> 02:13:52,583 If you insist. 2963 02:13:52,610 --> 02:13:56,060 ♪♪ 2964 02:13:56,097 --> 02:13:57,677 What's next then? Did it rain? 2965 02:13:57,719 --> 02:13:59,759 Was the rat right? What happened? 2966 02:13:59,790 --> 02:14:02,450 What's important isn't whether or not they were right, 2967 02:14:02,482 --> 02:14:05,112 but that they had a journey together that day 2968 02:14:05,140 --> 02:14:07,070 and shared fashion hats. 2969 02:14:07,108 --> 02:14:09,278 Be in the moment, not in the past. 2970 02:14:09,317 --> 02:14:10,867 Every moment is beautiful. 2971 02:14:10,904 --> 02:14:14,254 Wow, like when I waited in line at Cobie City Electronics 2972 02:14:14,287 --> 02:14:15,877 for the new Cobie game cream 2973 02:14:15,909 --> 02:14:18,079 and they didn't make enough, so no one got any. 2974 02:14:18,119 --> 02:14:19,779 Wow. But hanging out in line? 2975 02:14:19,810 --> 02:14:21,980 That's an experience I never wanna forget. 2976 02:14:22,019 --> 02:14:23,749 It's not the results -- 2977 02:14:23,779 --> 02:14:26,129 except also I wanna get the treasure of South America. 2978 02:14:26,161 --> 02:14:28,091 I also have one other way to help deal 2979 02:14:28,129 --> 02:14:29,749 with your guilt and memories. 2980 02:14:29,785 --> 02:14:33,305 It's this building called Bar, where they serve alcohol drinks. 2981 02:14:33,341 --> 02:14:37,071 [ Man singing in Japanese ] 2982 02:14:37,103 --> 02:14:46,913 ♪♪ 2983 02:14:46,940 --> 02:14:56,670 ♪♪ 2984 02:14:56,709 --> 02:15:06,579 ♪♪ 2985 02:15:06,615 --> 02:15:16,245 ♪♪ 2986 02:15:16,280 --> 02:15:26,120 ♪♪ 2987 02:15:26,152 --> 02:15:35,962 ♪♪ 2988 02:15:35,989 --> 02:15:45,859 ♪♪ 2989 02:15:45,896 --> 02:15:55,626 ♪♪ 2990 02:15:55,664 --> 02:16:05,304 ♪♪ 2991 02:16:05,329 --> 02:16:15,199 ♪♪ 2992 02:16:15,236 --> 02:16:25,066 ♪♪ 2993 02:16:25,107 --> 02:16:34,567 ♪♪ 2994 02:16:34,600 --> 02:16:37,120 I regret not buying a house years ago, 2995 02:16:37,154 --> 02:16:38,504 when it was a buyer's market. 2996 02:16:38,535 --> 02:16:42,225 I regret not apologizing to my mother years ago, 2997 02:16:42,263 --> 02:16:43,713 when she was still alive. 2998 02:16:43,747 --> 02:16:47,057 I regret letting my marriage fall apart years ago, 2999 02:16:47,095 --> 02:16:48,545 when I worked too much. 3000 02:16:48,579 --> 02:16:50,129 It's a good thing we're taking a break at this bar 3001 02:16:50,167 --> 02:16:52,547 to learn about erasing regrets with alcohol. 3002 02:16:52,583 --> 02:16:54,973 Now I understand why my dad always told me 3003 02:16:54,999 --> 02:16:57,379 he drank to forget. 3004 02:16:57,416 --> 02:16:59,936 Ah, mmm -- because it works! 3005 02:16:59,970 --> 02:17:01,280 Yes, it helps. 3006 02:17:01,316 --> 02:17:04,866 Drink.All: Drink. 3007 02:17:04,906 --> 02:17:06,426 I'll get the next round. 3008 02:17:06,459 --> 02:17:08,769 I have some regrets to share. 3009 02:17:08,806 --> 02:17:10,906 But you're put together and have a red hat! 3010 02:17:10,946 --> 02:17:12,636 What regrets could a person like you 3011 02:17:12,672 --> 02:17:14,992 possibly have if you've got that kind of hat? 3012 02:17:15,019 --> 02:17:17,299 I don't want to talk about mine just yet. 3013 02:17:17,332 --> 02:17:18,822 Let's hear about yours first. 3014 02:17:18,851 --> 02:17:21,411 Bartender! Your finest whiskey. 3015 02:17:21,440 --> 02:17:24,440 Oh.Time to spill. 3016 02:17:24,477 --> 02:17:27,927 It was a blue house with a red door. 3017 02:17:27,963 --> 02:17:30,733 I wish my indecisiveness let me buy it sooner. 3018 02:17:30,759 --> 02:17:33,799 It was a stupid argument about loans. 3019 02:17:33,831 --> 02:17:37,081 I wish I told her I didn't need to borrow her money. 3020 02:17:37,110 --> 02:17:40,460 I wish I told my mother I loved her. 3021 02:17:40,493 --> 02:17:43,193 It wasn't my fault for being unfaithful. 3022 02:17:43,220 --> 02:17:44,840 I wish I never got caught. 3023 02:17:44,877 --> 02:17:47,257 I wish I never had a secretary. 3024 02:17:47,293 --> 02:17:48,853 I wish I had a prettier wife. 3025 02:17:48,881 --> 02:17:51,121 Why did this have to happen to me? 3026 02:17:51,159 --> 02:17:54,439 Ahh, yes! Wonderful. 3027 02:17:54,473 --> 02:17:56,373 And you, child? 3028 02:17:57,545 --> 02:17:59,095 [ Slurping ] 3029 02:17:59,132 --> 02:18:01,202 It's fitting you ask in a way. 3030 02:18:01,238 --> 02:18:05,828 ♪♪ 3031 02:18:05,863 --> 02:18:07,693 Just recently an Incan god of death 3032 02:18:07,727 --> 02:18:09,317 tried to fill me with regret, 3033 02:18:09,350 --> 02:18:11,700 shaming me for my hyper-sexual past 3034 02:18:11,731 --> 02:18:13,871 and for the people I killed indirectly. 3035 02:18:13,906 --> 02:18:15,866 But thankfully, my friend the God of Tennis 3036 02:18:15,908 --> 02:18:18,358 brought me here and taught me how to neuter these feelings 3037 02:18:18,393 --> 02:18:20,293 with booze! 3038 02:18:20,326 --> 02:18:22,636 That's not a real regret! 3039 02:18:22,673 --> 02:18:25,233 You better give me what I want or else. 3040 02:18:25,262 --> 02:18:26,542 I like these. 3041 02:18:26,574 --> 02:18:27,894 Can I have another one of these? I like them. 3042 02:18:27,920 --> 02:18:29,370 I am the Regret Demon 3043 02:18:29,404 --> 02:18:32,174 and I will feast on your past mistakes! 3044 02:18:32,200 --> 02:18:35,860 Now speak, you pathetic human, or I will kill you! 3045 02:18:35,893 --> 02:18:37,653 Sorry, but my only regret now 3046 02:18:37,688 --> 02:18:40,138 is that it took me so long to discover whiskey. 3047 02:18:40,173 --> 02:18:41,353 Whiskey is delicious! 3048 02:18:41,382 --> 02:18:42,732 I wasn't much of a drinker before. 3049 02:18:42,762 --> 02:18:44,702 I'd only drink socially, you know, just to fit in. 3050 02:18:44,730 --> 02:18:47,220 But, man, this whiskey stuff, it tastes like wood. 3051 02:18:47,249 --> 02:18:48,799 Ugh! 3052 02:18:48,837 --> 02:18:51,047 I guess I don't have regrets, either. 3053 02:18:51,081 --> 02:18:52,191 Ugh! 3054 02:18:52,220 --> 02:18:54,260 I guess my regret is pointless anyways. 3055 02:18:54,291 --> 02:18:55,401 Ugh! 3056 02:18:55,430 --> 02:18:56,640 I guess my regret 3057 02:18:56,673 --> 02:18:59,263 teaches me to be a better person! 3058 02:18:59,296 --> 02:19:02,636 Noooooooooo! 3059 02:19:02,679 --> 02:19:06,059 The truth is, Makasu, I knew the Regret Demon would be here 3060 02:19:06,096 --> 02:19:09,266 and I knew that you were vulnerable and weak after Supay. 3061 02:19:09,306 --> 02:19:12,926 But I knew that you could also take the lessons from the fable 3062 02:19:12,965 --> 02:19:16,585 about the Old Rat and Worm from Jean de la Frompe. 3063 02:19:16,624 --> 02:19:18,004 You know what, God of Tennis? 3064 02:19:18,039 --> 02:19:19,349 Let's all dance! 3065 02:19:19,385 --> 02:19:25,935 ♪♪ 3066 02:19:25,978 --> 02:19:27,698 Yeah, ha-ha! 3067 02:19:27,738 --> 02:19:30,288 Running. 3068 02:19:30,327 --> 02:19:31,397 [ Snorts ] 3069 02:19:31,432 --> 02:19:33,232 I'm very hungover. 3070 02:19:34,987 --> 02:19:36,947 With all you've accomplished I sometimes 3071 02:19:36,989 --> 02:19:40,369 forget your mortal stamina for alcohol. 3072 02:19:40,406 --> 02:19:41,746 I'm fine with having two beers 3073 02:19:41,787 --> 02:19:43,687 and then feeling all funny inside. 3074 02:19:43,720 --> 02:19:47,240 But now I feel like making bottom throw up. 3075 02:19:47,275 --> 02:19:49,925 Aww, Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear 3076 02:19:49,967 --> 02:19:53,697 does a little puke, just like in the movies -- Hollywood! 3077 02:19:53,730 --> 02:19:55,420 [ Chirp ]You're right. 3078 02:19:55,456 --> 02:19:56,966 It's good to be out of Uchu Pacha 3079 02:19:57,009 --> 02:19:59,559 and be here, among the fresh air. 3080 02:19:59,598 --> 02:20:01,738 The pacha are distinct, separate worlds, 3081 02:20:01,772 --> 02:20:04,952 but as we've seen, they are connected through passageways. 3082 02:20:04,982 --> 02:20:06,742 Such as the mountainous Under Andes 3083 02:20:06,777 --> 02:20:10,297 we took to spring cave that led us to the Supay. 3084 02:20:10,332 --> 02:20:11,542 Ow -- bleh! 3085 02:20:11,575 --> 02:20:12,915 Oh, you stupid flying bear. 3086 02:20:12,956 --> 02:20:15,126 Everyone knows that quinoa grain map tastes 3087 02:20:15,165 --> 02:20:18,475 just like normal quinoa, which is a bad taste. 3088 02:20:18,513 --> 02:20:19,833 Makasu, please. 3089 02:20:19,859 --> 02:20:21,719 Don't shit all over the food of this country 3090 02:20:21,758 --> 02:20:23,548 while I'm explaining a diagram of the different 3091 02:20:23,587 --> 02:20:25,827 planes of existence in the Incan cosmos. 3092 02:20:25,865 --> 02:20:28,795 [ Flatulence ] I can't help but dump poo 3093 02:20:28,834 --> 02:20:31,564 all over the local tubers and flora. 3094 02:20:31,595 --> 02:20:33,935 He's right. I shouldn't try and change him. 3095 02:20:33,977 --> 02:20:38,457 Some men just dump poo all over local tubers and flora. 3096 02:20:38,499 --> 02:20:40,259 I can't help but dumpu. 3097 02:20:40,293 --> 02:20:41,613 Whoa?!Huh! 3098 02:20:41,640 --> 02:20:43,570 Aahhh. 3099 02:20:43,607 --> 02:20:46,467 What is this? Hold on, wait, let me pull up my pants real quick. 3100 02:20:46,507 --> 02:20:49,157 What is this wind that's brewing? 3101 02:20:49,199 --> 02:20:53,099 Oh! Uh oh! 3102 02:20:53,134 --> 02:20:54,174 Everybody! 3103 02:20:54,204 --> 02:20:55,454 Whoap! 3104 02:20:55,481 --> 02:20:57,281 Gotta avoid this male defecate! 3105 02:20:57,310 --> 02:21:00,970 Whoa, the chair umpire almost rolled into my brown dumpu! 3106 02:21:01,004 --> 02:21:01,834 Chair Umpire! 3107 02:21:01,867 --> 02:21:04,587 Sorry to blow in with the wind. 3108 02:21:04,628 --> 02:21:06,148 [ Laughs ] Very funny to me. 3109 02:21:06,181 --> 02:21:07,391 Okay, listen. 3110 02:21:07,424 --> 02:21:10,814 Your wildest challenge is yet about to c--occur! 3111 02:21:10,841 --> 02:21:13,121 Is yet about to occur. 3112 02:21:13,154 --> 02:21:14,124 Uh-oh.Makasu! 3113 02:21:14,155 --> 02:21:15,975 The chair umpire means to tell us 3114 02:21:16,019 --> 02:21:18,189 our journey is being interrupted by Kon. 3115 02:21:18,228 --> 02:21:20,058 Ron! 3116 02:21:20,092 --> 02:21:22,232 [ Chirp ]No, Ron! Ron! 3117 02:21:22,266 --> 02:21:23,646 Kon! With a K! 3118 02:21:23,682 --> 02:21:25,412 Ron!Kon! 3119 02:21:25,442 --> 02:21:30,072 [ Grunting ] 3120 02:21:30,102 --> 02:21:32,382 My hair's going everywhere, like a big pork. 3121 02:21:32,414 --> 02:21:34,044 Ah, kick! Kick! Kick! 3122 02:21:34,071 --> 02:21:36,211 ♪♪ 3123 02:21:36,246 --> 02:21:37,696 -Fwah! -Ron! 3124 02:21:37,730 --> 02:21:39,420 Kon! Kon! Kon!Nope. 3125 02:21:39,456 --> 02:21:42,696 Kon, like Kon-traceptive. Kon! 3126 02:21:42,735 --> 02:21:46,425 That's right, Kon, the boy wind god, 3127 02:21:46,463 --> 02:21:48,573 is here for tennis. 3128 02:21:48,603 --> 02:21:50,643 I blow wind up your ass. [ Laughs ] 3129 02:21:50,674 --> 02:21:52,264 Very funny. 3130 02:21:52,296 --> 02:21:55,196 ♪♪ 3131 02:21:58,682 --> 02:22:01,062 Oowee. 3132 02:22:01,098 --> 02:22:02,928 Makasu the sportsman. 3133 02:22:02,962 --> 02:22:07,452 Now he's playin' tennis with that wind god O'Kon. 3134 02:22:07,484 --> 02:22:13,594 You know the wind been pretty foolishly strong lately. 3135 02:22:13,628 --> 02:22:15,348 The wind blew too much, 3136 02:22:15,388 --> 02:22:18,458 I don't think I can have my little campfire here. 3137 02:22:18,495 --> 02:22:20,945 He'd blow it right out, blow it right over. 3138 02:22:20,980 --> 02:22:24,920 Fire go flying down the road. 3139 02:22:24,950 --> 02:22:27,090 Wind can do all kinda things. 3140 02:22:27,124 --> 02:22:32,474 Oh, for instance last week, the wind blew so hard, 3141 02:22:32,509 --> 02:22:36,059 it blew all the dirt right off my old dog's back, 3142 02:22:36,099 --> 02:22:39,479 and down the tip of the tail and right off. 3143 02:22:39,516 --> 02:22:43,586 I didn't even have to give him a bath the next day. 3144 02:22:43,624 --> 02:22:45,734 Well, I'll tell you one thing. 3145 02:22:45,764 --> 02:22:47,904 That old wind is not gonna blow me away 3146 02:22:47,938 --> 02:22:50,598 or my toasty campfire tonight. 3147 02:22:50,631 --> 02:22:51,981 Whoa! 3148 02:22:52,011 --> 02:22:55,951 What Mr. Wind blew in now? 3149 02:22:55,981 --> 02:23:00,231 Looks like a short animated classic of Makasu. 3150 02:23:00,261 --> 02:23:03,401 Eight years ago and I'll take it too, you know why? 3151 02:23:03,436 --> 02:23:06,606 'Cause we been so down and out lately and feeling sad, 3152 02:23:06,647 --> 02:23:09,127 I think something sweet and cheerful like this 3153 02:23:09,166 --> 02:23:10,926 might be a good break. 3154 02:23:10,961 --> 02:23:13,901 From the old hypermasculinity of sport. 3155 02:23:13,930 --> 02:23:16,620 [ Beeping ] 3156 02:23:16,657 --> 02:23:18,447 Go on in there little feller. 3157 02:23:18,486 --> 02:23:22,076 [ Beeping ] 3158 02:23:22,110 --> 02:23:24,290 Makasu Quick Sports Memory. 3159 02:23:24,319 --> 02:23:31,119 ♪♪ 3160 02:23:31,154 --> 02:23:33,024 The facts are this, Rivers. 3161 02:23:33,052 --> 02:23:36,952 We know Makasu is battling the gods of Slavic paganism, 3162 02:23:36,987 --> 02:23:39,327 and that's the only facts we have. 3163 02:23:39,369 --> 02:23:41,539 I'm sorry we don't have more facts. 3164 02:23:41,578 --> 02:23:44,688 The chill of the wind here, snow... 3165 02:23:44,719 --> 02:23:47,379 It's all beautiful. 3166 02:23:47,411 --> 02:23:49,831 Your wife and your son should be at the safe house now. 3167 02:23:49,862 --> 02:23:53,212 I-I'm sure you're used to the drill. 3168 02:23:53,245 --> 02:23:56,795 Yeah, two years I've been after this guy. 3169 02:23:56,835 --> 02:23:59,795 It's been tough, but I feel like we all enjoy the excuse 3170 02:23:59,838 --> 02:24:01,388 to see the world. 3171 02:24:01,425 --> 02:24:03,665 It's a struggle for Sonia, my wife, sometimes, 3172 02:24:03,704 --> 02:24:06,854 but she is doing her best to be able to work from home. 3173 02:24:06,879 --> 02:24:09,949 You know? I really look up to you. 3174 02:24:09,986 --> 02:24:11,876 Oh, my piss.Yeah-ah! 3175 02:24:11,919 --> 02:24:14,129 Formula One racecar! Nice! 3176 02:24:14,162 --> 02:24:17,132 Ugh, Bendy Rivers, my nemesis. 3177 02:24:17,165 --> 02:24:19,125 That is a Formula One racer. 3178 02:24:19,167 --> 02:24:21,507 Luckily the old fool doesn't yet realize 3179 02:24:21,549 --> 02:24:23,859 the favorite sport of the Slavic deities 3180 02:24:23,896 --> 02:24:27,136 is Formula One racing and that that racer is my racer 3181 02:24:27,175 --> 02:24:29,315 from beating them all in Formula One racing. 3182 02:24:29,350 --> 02:24:33,420 Besides, I've already defeated Ognebog, the fire god, 3183 02:24:33,457 --> 02:24:35,837 and took Pakobhhk, the herb that unlocks 3184 02:24:35,874 --> 02:24:38,224 and opens everything locked or closed. 3185 02:24:38,255 --> 02:24:41,255 They say that only tortoises can recognize it. 3186 02:24:41,293 --> 02:24:43,573 Whoa. 3187 02:24:43,605 --> 02:24:46,915 Hello, everyone, at Cobie City Speedway! 3188 02:24:46,954 --> 02:24:48,274 My name is Cobie, 3189 02:24:48,300 --> 02:24:51,440 and I am the CEO of Cobie City Electronics. 3190 02:24:51,475 --> 02:24:54,405 You may recognize me as one of the most eligible bachelors 3191 02:24:54,444 --> 02:24:57,764 in this month's DVD+R Magazine, 3192 02:24:57,792 --> 02:24:59,762 and I pioneered this state-of-the-art 3193 02:24:59,794 --> 02:25:02,694 Cobie 360 jumbotron. 3194 02:25:02,728 --> 02:25:05,588 It's 3-D, and it's 360 degrees. 3195 02:25:05,627 --> 02:25:07,557 Look at it move. 3196 02:25:07,595 --> 02:25:08,765 This is a gorgeous day 3197 02:25:08,803 --> 02:25:11,293 for the highly anticipated race between Makasu, 3198 02:25:11,323 --> 02:25:13,263 the sportsman who cannot be defeated, 3199 02:25:13,290 --> 02:25:15,290 and Ognebog, the fire god 3200 02:25:15,327 --> 02:25:17,537 of Slavic pagan mythology and folklore, 3201 02:25:17,570 --> 02:25:20,640 whose flames may very well consume Makasu today. 3202 02:25:20,677 --> 02:25:22,957 One thing that the fire cannot consume 3203 02:25:22,990 --> 02:25:25,650 is the fire-resistant Cobie Coob Brick, 3204 02:25:25,682 --> 02:25:27,792 a wireless 8k streaming device, 3205 02:25:27,822 --> 02:25:30,722 available for sale at vendors across the speedway. 3206 02:25:30,756 --> 02:25:32,376 Makasu, you will know defeat 3207 02:25:32,413 --> 02:25:35,933 when you feel the full power of my 45 degrees. 3208 02:25:35,968 --> 02:25:37,798 45 degrees Celsius? 3209 02:25:37,832 --> 02:25:39,112 What's that in Fahrenheit? 3210 02:25:39,144 --> 02:25:41,664 78? Ooh, 78. 3211 02:25:41,698 --> 02:25:45,908 Today will be the last sporting event of your pathetic life. 3212 02:25:45,944 --> 02:25:49,054 Ognebog, the fire god, this is hot. 3213 02:25:49,085 --> 02:25:50,665 Ooh, 78. 3214 02:25:50,707 --> 02:25:52,607 Whoa. 3215 02:25:52,640 --> 02:25:55,920 Look at their heated exchange and look at their tires. 3216 02:25:55,954 --> 02:25:57,514 So thick! 3217 02:25:57,541 --> 02:25:59,991 If you would like to make your own tires this big 3218 02:26:00,027 --> 02:26:01,957 and never have a flat tire again, 3219 02:26:01,994 --> 02:26:04,274 look under your seats for the 10% off coupon 3220 02:26:04,307 --> 02:26:09,277 of a Cobie Tire Inflater, on sale now! 3221 02:26:09,312 --> 02:26:10,802 And look in the sky! 3222 02:26:10,831 --> 02:26:14,491 Bobcat Dylan, the Cobie City Hang Glider Expert 3223 02:26:14,524 --> 02:26:15,704 and Advertiser. 3224 02:26:15,732 --> 02:26:19,252 Doesn't he seem excited about our new inflaters? 3225 02:26:19,287 --> 02:26:20,697 Now look in the stands. 3226 02:26:20,737 --> 02:26:23,907 It's Triple Trout, our Cobie City Spokes-fish, 3227 02:26:23,947 --> 02:26:26,157 selling inflaters whenever you want one. 3228 02:26:26,191 --> 02:26:28,371 Audience: Triple Trout, we love you! 3229 02:26:28,400 --> 02:26:31,540 And now, here's a quick video I made to advertise 3230 02:26:31,575 --> 02:26:35,335 the Tire Inflater to you. 3231 02:26:35,372 --> 02:26:37,032 Whoa. Slow down! 3232 02:26:37,064 --> 02:26:38,824 It looks like you have a flat tire. 3233 02:26:38,859 --> 02:26:40,169 I'll inflate it. 3234 02:26:40,205 --> 02:26:42,165 I just need the last four digits of your Social 3235 02:26:42,207 --> 02:26:43,727 to unlock the tire. 3236 02:26:43,760 --> 02:26:45,040 Go ahead, and I'll enter them 3237 02:26:45,072 --> 02:26:46,832 on the keypad below when you're ready. 3238 02:26:46,867 --> 02:26:47,967 Thanks for the digits. 3239 02:26:48,006 --> 02:26:49,556 You're good to go. 3240 02:26:49,593 --> 02:26:51,183 [ Air hissing ] 3241 02:26:51,216 --> 02:26:53,316 Hello. I'm Bobcat Dylan, 3242 02:26:53,356 --> 02:26:55,976 official hang glider of Cobie City marketing. 3243 02:26:56,014 --> 02:26:57,224 And I'm Triple Trout, 3244 02:26:57,256 --> 02:26:59,976 the official spokes-trout of Cobie City. 3245 02:27:00,018 --> 02:27:01,568 You should buy a tire inflater. 3246 02:27:01,605 --> 02:27:04,225 They're not that expensive and they work. 3247 02:27:04,263 --> 02:27:06,893 You can't blow your own tires. 3248 02:27:06,921 --> 02:27:09,541 Cobie City Electronics. 3249 02:27:09,579 --> 02:27:11,549 Have we leaked the tires of every car 3250 02:27:11,581 --> 02:27:12,721 in parking lot, Kiwi? 3251 02:27:12,754 --> 02:27:15,034 We have deflated all the tires in the lot. 3252 02:27:15,067 --> 02:27:16,897 We anticipate record sales. 3253 02:27:16,931 --> 02:27:18,141 Yeah? That's great! 3254 02:27:18,174 --> 02:27:19,384 What a delight! 3255 02:27:19,416 --> 02:27:22,066 Cobie, what an electronics mogul. 3256 02:27:22,109 --> 02:27:24,179 And to be here at his raceway. 3257 02:27:24,214 --> 02:27:26,184 You know, Ognebog, I've got all of his products. 3258 02:27:26,216 --> 02:27:28,076 I've got the Cobie Branch, 3259 02:27:28,115 --> 02:27:30,075 I got the Cobie Ear Muffys, 3260 02:27:30,117 --> 02:27:31,427 the Cobie Smart Freeze. 3261 02:27:31,463 --> 02:27:32,983 I've been saving up for Cobie electronics 3262 02:27:33,016 --> 02:27:36,326 since I was 14 years old when I was back in high school. 3263 02:27:36,364 --> 02:27:39,924 And I was packing bags, at the paper bag store. 3264 02:27:39,954 --> 02:27:41,444 Shut up, capitalist scum! 3265 02:27:41,473 --> 02:27:44,443 Capitalist scum? Is that the new MP3 player? 3266 02:27:44,476 --> 02:27:45,786 Racers! 3267 02:27:45,822 --> 02:27:47,172 On your mark! 3268 02:27:47,203 --> 02:27:48,893 Get set! Go! 3269 02:27:48,929 --> 02:27:52,619 Goodbye, goodbye!Huh? 3270 02:27:52,656 --> 02:27:54,276 Oh. Ah. 3271 02:27:54,313 --> 02:27:57,353 My tires deflated! 3272 02:27:57,385 --> 02:27:59,385 We even drained Makasu's tires? 3273 02:27:59,422 --> 02:28:02,532 It wasn't supposed to happen, but we can fix it. 3274 02:28:02,563 --> 02:28:04,913 We can sell Makasu a tire inflater. 3275 02:28:04,945 --> 02:28:07,425 It'll look great for our brand. 3276 02:28:07,464 --> 02:28:10,644 Yes! Our tire inflater is his only hope. 3277 02:28:10,674 --> 02:28:13,374 I like your thinking. 3278 02:28:13,401 --> 02:28:15,781 Ahem, everyone, everyone! 3279 02:28:15,817 --> 02:28:17,367 If you need a Tire Inflator, 3280 02:28:17,405 --> 02:28:19,955 don't forget the Cobie City mascot Triple Trout 3281 02:28:19,994 --> 02:28:24,104 is perusing the stands now, selling them from his basket. 3282 02:28:24,136 --> 02:28:26,276 How many have we sold, Triple Trout? 3283 02:28:26,311 --> 02:28:28,071 We sold three! 3284 02:28:28,106 --> 02:28:29,486 Listen to this song! 3285 02:28:29,521 --> 02:28:30,801 Isn't it catchy? 3286 02:28:30,832 --> 02:28:33,802 I remixed it with the sound of my own leaking tires. 3287 02:28:33,835 --> 02:28:35,555 You've heard of EDM music. 3288 02:28:35,596 --> 02:28:40,076 What do you think about ETM, electronic tire music? 3289 02:28:40,118 --> 02:28:42,048 It's catchy, right? 3290 02:28:42,085 --> 02:28:45,845 Triple Trout has a tire inflater for sale in the a-- here? 3291 02:28:45,882 --> 02:28:48,132 Looks like I'll be spending my money here in Serbia, 3292 02:28:48,160 --> 02:28:49,130 helping their economy. 3293 02:28:49,161 --> 02:28:51,961 I need that Cobie Tire Inflater! 3294 02:28:51,992 --> 02:28:54,792 [ Engine revving ] 3295 02:28:54,822 --> 02:28:56,932 Trout man, I need a rip of your inflater. 3296 02:28:56,962 --> 02:29:00,692 No cash. We need a bank card or a Cobie Currency Card. 3297 02:29:00,724 --> 02:29:02,244 I'm in the middle of a race! 3298 02:29:02,278 --> 02:29:05,518 Come on, Triple Trout, your boy only got this much paper money. 3299 02:29:05,557 --> 02:29:08,797 Hey, man, we need a card with some valid information on it. 3300 02:29:08,836 --> 02:29:10,106 It's for security reasons. 3301 02:29:10,148 --> 02:29:12,178 I'm not trying to take your identity or anything. 3302 02:29:12,219 --> 02:29:14,459 I'm not an identity thief! 3303 02:29:14,497 --> 02:29:16,527 No way, man.Thank you very much. 3304 02:29:16,568 --> 02:29:17,708 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 3305 02:29:17,741 --> 02:29:19,161 Come back here. 3306 02:29:19,191 --> 02:29:20,301 Here we go. 3307 02:29:20,330 --> 02:29:22,470 Now I'm off. I'm off. 3308 02:29:22,505 --> 02:29:25,775 Hey, I think that trout stole my identity! 3309 02:29:25,818 --> 02:29:27,988 ♪♪ 3310 02:29:28,028 --> 02:29:29,028 Aahh! Meeit! 3311 02:29:29,063 --> 02:29:31,203 Sesuki. 3312 02:29:31,238 --> 02:29:35,098 Aah. Thanks a lot, comrades! 3313 02:29:35,138 --> 02:29:36,378 Huh? 3314 02:29:36,415 --> 02:29:37,965 Oh, I love vanilla ice cream sandwiches 3315 02:29:38,003 --> 02:29:41,183 in those soggy brown cookies. 3316 02:29:41,213 --> 02:29:45,983 I will your melt ice-cream sandwich. 3317 02:29:46,011 --> 02:29:50,051 [ Speaking foreign language ] 3318 02:29:50,084 --> 02:29:51,814 Oh, no. My ice-cream sandwich 3319 02:29:51,844 --> 02:29:54,054 is doing a melt all over my pants. 3320 02:29:54,088 --> 02:29:56,468 And it's very sticky and messy. 3321 02:29:56,504 --> 02:29:57,514 Oh, gosh. 3322 02:29:57,540 --> 02:29:59,680 It's a sticky and messy race now. 3323 02:29:59,714 --> 02:30:01,754 Ahh! Ugh! 3324 02:30:01,785 --> 02:30:03,055 Ahhh! 3325 02:30:03,097 --> 02:30:06,507 Dear Makasu, the flames will consume you here in Serbia. 3326 02:30:06,549 --> 02:30:10,039 ♪♪ 3327 02:30:10,070 --> 02:30:11,350 Aah! 3328 02:30:11,381 --> 02:30:12,591 Send me a postcard from wherever it is 3329 02:30:12,624 --> 02:30:15,144 you Slavic gods go to lose, Ognebog. 3330 02:30:15,178 --> 02:30:18,078 I love collecting postcards. 3331 02:30:18,112 --> 02:30:19,252 [ Crash ] 3332 02:30:19,286 --> 02:30:22,246 What? No way! 3333 02:30:22,289 --> 02:30:24,389 Surprise, surprise, little boy. 3334 02:30:24,429 --> 02:30:27,779 It won't be that easy. 3335 02:30:27,811 --> 02:30:29,781 Tiny dancer, you have reached the end 3336 02:30:29,813 --> 02:30:31,513 of the yellow brick road, Makasu. 3337 02:30:31,539 --> 02:30:34,959 [ Grunting ] I'm uusing my tire inflater. 3338 02:30:34,991 --> 02:30:36,271 I-It's my last hope. 3339 02:30:36,303 --> 02:30:37,443 Uh, ah. 3340 02:30:37,476 --> 02:30:39,686 Gotta use the inflater. 3341 02:30:39,720 --> 02:30:40,890 Uh-uah. 3342 02:30:40,928 --> 02:30:43,278 Wouldn't it be nice to buy a tire inflater? 3343 02:30:43,310 --> 02:30:44,520 Hey, Bobcat! 3344 02:30:44,552 --> 02:30:46,282 Let's finish this! 3345 02:30:46,313 --> 02:30:48,283 Cobie Electronics has two mascots. 3346 02:30:48,315 --> 02:30:50,965 One is a trout, and one is a flying man. 3347 02:30:51,007 --> 02:30:54,047 The trout is meant to connect with teenagers. 3348 02:30:54,079 --> 02:30:58,429 The flying man is meant to connect with horny rude wives. 3349 02:30:58,463 --> 02:31:01,403 Women were not satisfied by their husbands, 3350 02:31:01,431 --> 02:31:02,811 so they think of the flying man 3351 02:31:02,846 --> 02:31:04,536 and think that he'll take them away. 3352 02:31:04,572 --> 02:31:08,302 [ Engine revving ] 3353 02:31:08,335 --> 02:31:11,125 ♪♪ 3354 02:31:11,165 --> 02:31:13,815 This will not be the last that you see of me, Makasu. 3355 02:31:13,857 --> 02:31:18,097 Dasvidaniya! -What a race! 3356 02:31:18,138 --> 02:31:20,378 Congratulations, Makasu! 3357 02:31:20,416 --> 02:31:24,386 I may have one a race against a god of fire today, Ognebog, 3358 02:31:24,420 --> 02:31:26,770 whom I have defeated in Formula One racing 3359 02:31:26,801 --> 02:31:28,671 in order to get this, Pakobhhk, 3360 02:31:28,700 --> 02:31:31,500 the herb that opens everything locked or closed. 3361 02:31:31,530 --> 02:31:33,980 But I think I realized something even more important, 3362 02:31:34,015 --> 02:31:35,155 ladies and gentleman. 3363 02:31:35,189 --> 02:31:39,949 Maybe the gods of today are closer than we think. 3364 02:31:39,987 --> 02:31:43,337 Cobie, your amazing products are in all of our homes, 3365 02:31:43,370 --> 02:31:45,680 listening to every word we say. 3366 02:31:45,717 --> 02:31:48,167 Fire, who needs fire today? 3367 02:31:48,202 --> 02:31:50,032 Who has a fireplace? 3368 02:31:50,066 --> 02:31:53,686 And in a way, is this man not more of a god 3369 02:31:53,725 --> 02:31:58,345 than this obsolete charred dust person 3370 02:31:58,385 --> 02:32:00,415 Ognefer-fer-- That's something to think about. 3371 02:32:00,456 --> 02:32:01,936 That's a theme, I think. 3372 02:32:01,974 --> 02:32:03,424 That's an idea. 3373 02:32:03,459 --> 02:32:07,329 And I don't think anyone's written about it. 3374 02:32:07,359 --> 02:32:10,779 I'm going to the shower room of lockers and rinse myself off. 3375 02:32:10,811 --> 02:32:14,371 ♪♪ 3376 02:32:14,401 --> 02:32:16,821 Sometimes I wonder if just filling up 3377 02:32:16,851 --> 02:32:20,651 this back pocket dimension with stuff is burying myself 3378 02:32:20,683 --> 02:32:22,963 in my own metaphorical isolation. 3379 02:32:22,995 --> 02:32:24,955 But then I remember I'm in my early 20s 3380 02:32:24,997 --> 02:32:27,167 and I don't have time to worry about anything. 3381 02:32:27,207 --> 02:32:31,207 But maybe then also do I wonder if I actually want a friend. 3382 02:32:31,245 --> 02:32:34,205 ♪♪ 3383 02:32:34,248 --> 02:32:35,488 [ Knocking at door ] 3384 02:32:35,525 --> 02:32:37,905 Huh? Oh, cool, a box. 3385 02:32:37,941 --> 02:32:42,151 [ Grunting ] 3386 02:32:42,187 --> 02:32:43,457 Dang it. 3387 02:32:43,499 --> 02:32:45,089 Duh, Pakobhhk. 3388 02:32:45,121 --> 02:32:46,711 Whoa! Oh, sick! 3389 02:32:46,743 --> 02:32:48,853 My Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear slave came in the mail. 3390 02:32:48,883 --> 02:32:50,853 Who needs friends when you have media 3391 02:32:50,885 --> 02:32:55,295 and an unpaid intern animal bear flying in your back pocket? 3392 02:32:55,338 --> 02:33:01,408 ♪♪ 3393 02:33:01,448 --> 02:33:07,518 ♪♪ 3394 02:33:07,557 --> 02:33:09,557 Here are all the identities I stole. 3395 02:33:09,594 --> 02:33:11,114 Thank you, Triple Trout. 3396 02:33:11,147 --> 02:33:13,697 We will add all of these identities to the newsletter, 3397 02:33:13,736 --> 02:33:17,766 and we'll finally achieve diamond status. 3398 02:33:17,809 --> 02:33:20,609 Hey, I think my tire inflater broke. 3399 02:33:20,639 --> 02:33:23,949 Come on, guys, let's get outta here. 3400 02:33:23,987 --> 02:33:27,677 Can you actually fly with all of us on this hang glider? 3401 02:33:27,715 --> 02:33:29,855 Yeah. I trust the wind! 3402 02:33:29,890 --> 02:33:33,410 [ Harmonica notes playing ] 3403 02:33:33,445 --> 02:33:35,235 ♪♪ 3404 02:33:35,275 --> 02:33:38,235 Diamond status. 3405 02:33:38,278 --> 02:33:42,108 That may or may not offer insight into our characters 3406 02:33:42,143 --> 02:33:46,983 or the events at hand or even the -- the themes of -- 3407 02:33:47,010 --> 02:33:52,810 of wind and, well, the way it blows by. 3408 02:33:52,844 --> 02:33:54,954 I do know we don't have much time 3409 02:33:54,984 --> 02:33:56,954 'cause this life is mighty short, 3410 02:33:56,986 --> 02:33:58,776 and the way that wind will sneak up 3411 02:33:58,815 --> 02:34:00,365 on you and blow around the corner 3412 02:34:00,403 --> 02:34:04,483 a good thing or not a cocoon laying up on the windowsill. 3413 02:34:04,511 --> 02:34:06,101 'Cause then we might just tumble off, 3414 02:34:06,133 --> 02:34:08,273 and next thing you know we're going to a party 3415 02:34:08,308 --> 02:34:12,998 but now just a big pile of yellow goop on the ground. 3416 02:34:13,036 --> 02:34:13,826 Well, let's see. 3417 02:34:13,865 --> 02:34:15,655 Uh, let me get back on track. 3418 02:34:15,694 --> 02:34:19,254 Uh, why don't we, uh, just follow that wind 3419 02:34:19,284 --> 02:34:21,744 and check back up on Makasu 3420 02:34:21,769 --> 02:34:25,009 and his tennis match with the Incan god Kon. 3421 02:34:25,048 --> 02:34:28,878 I-I-I think it's been 8 years now. 3422 02:34:35,611 --> 02:34:37,301 Take caution, Makasu. 3423 02:34:37,337 --> 02:34:39,617 Kon is the only child of Inti, 3424 02:34:39,649 --> 02:34:43,139 the Incan Sun God, and Mama Killa, the moon. 3425 02:34:43,170 --> 02:34:45,620 Through his gradual mental decline over the years 3426 02:34:45,655 --> 02:34:48,135 Kon has become a pompous, wind-filled monster, 3427 02:34:48,175 --> 02:34:51,445 who also benefits from many years of private tennis lessons. 3428 02:34:51,489 --> 02:34:53,179 He may have the body of a child, 3429 02:34:53,214 --> 02:34:56,944 but he has the strength of an average man. 3430 02:34:56,977 --> 02:34:59,697 Guh! 3431 02:34:59,738 --> 02:35:02,498 Kon, you may have the power of a thousand winds, 3432 02:35:02,534 --> 02:35:03,954 but you stink real bad, 3433 02:35:03,984 --> 02:35:06,334 like someone spilled beer on a lost dog. 3434 02:35:06,366 --> 02:35:12,956 Like young hormones and the inside of an artichoke. 3435 02:35:12,993 --> 02:35:15,173 Aah. 3436 02:35:15,202 --> 02:35:18,002 You think you have the skills to defeat me, mortal? 3437 02:35:18,032 --> 02:35:20,002 Let's see what you can do. 3438 02:35:20,034 --> 02:35:29,154 ♪♪ 3439 02:35:29,181 --> 02:35:30,151 I hit balls! 3440 02:35:30,182 --> 02:35:31,492 Impressive. 3441 02:35:31,529 --> 02:35:33,359 You will be an excellent challenge. 3442 02:35:33,393 --> 02:35:37,363 Destroying the others must have been good practice. 3443 02:35:37,397 --> 02:35:38,847 But I'm a whole different game. 3444 02:35:38,881 --> 02:35:40,571 Fat chance, you small little freak. 3445 02:35:40,607 --> 02:35:41,987 The game hasn't changed. 3446 02:35:42,022 --> 02:35:44,402 Last time I checked, it's still the game of tennis. 3447 02:35:44,438 --> 02:35:48,028 Nasty boy hate stare! 3448 02:35:48,062 --> 02:35:51,382 ♪♪ 3449 02:35:51,411 --> 02:35:53,901 Huh?! Rain? 3450 02:35:53,930 --> 02:35:56,930 Was that old rat right? 3451 02:35:56,968 --> 02:35:59,178 Looks like we're in for some nasty weather. 3452 02:35:59,211 --> 02:36:01,081 Perhaps you should rethink this, mortal. 3453 02:36:01,110 --> 02:36:03,420 Incan rainstorms are unlike any other. 3454 02:36:03,457 --> 02:36:06,217 Forfeit this match and go back to the puddle of mud 3455 02:36:06,253 --> 02:36:07,503 you grew out of. 3456 02:36:07,530 --> 02:36:09,710 If I can handle Mama Cocha's water balls and waves, 3457 02:36:09,739 --> 02:36:11,909 I can handle your light pruning, Kon. 3458 02:36:11,948 --> 02:36:15,398 Maybe you're the one who's getting tired. 3459 02:36:15,435 --> 02:36:17,945 Just a little winded. 3460 02:36:21,095 --> 02:36:23,195 Ugh, my fingers and whole body -- 3461 02:36:23,235 --> 02:36:24,235 so raisin-y. 3462 02:36:24,271 --> 02:36:26,721 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear! 3463 02:36:26,756 --> 02:36:28,446 [ Chirp ]Get me my windbreaker! 3464 02:36:28,482 --> 02:36:31,422 To counter this wind I need no ordinary artifact, 3465 02:36:31,451 --> 02:36:34,731 but rather a personal artifact! 3466 02:36:34,764 --> 02:36:37,324 ♪♪ 3467 02:36:37,353 --> 02:36:40,393 The hand-me-down windbreaker from my grandfather. 3468 02:36:40,425 --> 02:36:42,075 Grandfather! 3469 02:36:42,116 --> 02:36:44,286 ♪♪ 3470 02:36:44,325 --> 02:36:46,705 Looks like your emotional instability 3471 02:36:46,742 --> 02:36:49,432 will be your downfall. Hunh! 3472 02:36:49,469 --> 02:36:52,469 You! Nasty boy hate stare! 3473 02:36:52,506 --> 02:36:55,986 ♪♪ 3474 02:36:56,027 --> 02:36:59,477 You do have anger that scars the heavens, human. 3475 02:36:59,513 --> 02:37:00,723 Heh, yeah.Oh, no. 3476 02:37:00,756 --> 02:37:02,756 Has Kon created a gash in the heavens 3477 02:37:02,792 --> 02:37:05,592 just small enough to allow? 3478 02:37:05,623 --> 02:37:08,633 We heard you've been doing tennis murders, man. 3479 02:37:08,660 --> 02:37:11,840 That's not cool, man. 3480 02:37:11,870 --> 02:37:13,940 Catequil's particular dementia involves him 3481 02:37:13,976 --> 02:37:16,116 saying the word "man" a lot. 3482 02:37:16,150 --> 02:37:19,640 Man, thanks for opening that brief Pacha Gash for me 3483 02:37:19,671 --> 02:37:24,301 to slip through and give you big swipe tennis slices, man. 3484 02:37:24,331 --> 02:37:27,471 Let's suffocate this creep with the very air he breathes. 3485 02:37:27,507 --> 02:37:30,477 Huh!Man, that sounds chill, Man. 3486 02:37:30,510 --> 02:37:34,340 ♪♪ 3487 02:37:34,375 --> 02:37:36,135 Ugh. 3488 02:37:36,170 --> 02:37:39,000 ♪♪ 3489 02:37:39,035 --> 02:37:40,825 Two people at tennis for doubles. 3490 02:37:40,865 --> 02:37:42,485 How can I even manage? 3491 02:37:42,522 --> 02:37:45,842 They're just hovering there, aware of their lead, taunting. 3492 02:37:45,870 --> 02:37:48,490 [ Tennis ball bouncing ] 3493 02:37:48,528 --> 02:37:50,668 Phuah!Uh! 3494 02:37:50,702 --> 02:37:52,392 Ugh! 3495 02:37:52,428 --> 02:37:54,808 Ow! Ugh! 3496 02:37:54,844 --> 02:37:58,374 You simply don't have the power to even stand against me. 3497 02:37:58,399 --> 02:38:00,299 It's almost a good thing Catequil is here. 3498 02:38:00,332 --> 02:38:02,512 Man, I'm the life of the party, man! 3499 02:38:02,542 --> 02:38:03,782 I've done everything. 3500 02:38:03,819 --> 02:38:06,859 Like I kissed three chicks in one night. 3501 02:38:06,891 --> 02:38:08,651 Ca-caw!Ouch, big rocks. 3502 02:38:08,686 --> 02:38:11,166 Hip lunge boast! 3503 02:38:11,205 --> 02:38:12,405 Ooh! 3504 02:38:12,448 --> 02:38:13,828 Ow! Ow! 3505 02:38:13,863 --> 02:38:16,183 They're playing with my body like a limp rag doll of a man. 3506 02:38:16,210 --> 02:38:19,630 Earlier when I said I wasn't any good at tennis, I was correct. 3507 02:38:19,662 --> 02:38:21,252 I knew I wasn't any good at tennis. 3508 02:38:21,284 --> 02:38:23,984 If you can't even defeat me, how do you plan to stay alive 3509 02:38:24,011 --> 02:38:26,081 against my mother and father? -Shut up! 3510 02:38:26,117 --> 02:38:27,667 They'd smash you where you stand. 3511 02:38:27,705 --> 02:38:29,015 You pulled a trick on him, Kon. 3512 02:38:29,051 --> 02:38:30,641 You started a doubles tennis. 3513 02:38:30,673 --> 02:38:32,643 So? You're not my father! 3514 02:38:32,675 --> 02:38:34,325 Fwah! 3515 02:38:34,366 --> 02:38:36,536 Fwah!Fwah! 3516 02:38:36,576 --> 02:38:38,026 Fwah!What? 3517 02:38:38,060 --> 02:38:41,270 He resists my God Wind Fwah Fwah? 3518 02:38:41,304 --> 02:38:43,444 It's -- It's true. You did break the rules. 3519 02:38:43,479 --> 02:38:46,549 I was a little nervous to talk about it, uh, 3520 02:38:46,586 --> 02:38:47,546 even though it's my job. 3521 02:38:47,587 --> 02:38:48,757 That damn chair! 3522 02:38:48,795 --> 02:38:51,065 Always nervous! 3523 02:38:51,107 --> 02:38:52,377 [ Whistle screeches ] 3524 02:38:52,419 --> 02:38:53,729 Man! 3525 02:38:53,765 --> 02:38:55,345 Man!Ugh! 3526 02:38:55,387 --> 02:38:58,387 This whistling! 3527 02:38:58,425 --> 02:38:59,935 I have done my whistling. 3528 02:38:59,978 --> 02:39:02,358 I now will make a ruling. 3529 02:39:02,394 --> 02:39:08,574 ♪♪ 3530 02:39:08,608 --> 02:39:09,778 Nothing will change. 3531 02:39:09,816 --> 02:39:11,226 What?The ma-- 3532 02:39:11,265 --> 02:39:14,195 The mortal is gonna fight the gods as an individual 3533 02:39:14,234 --> 02:39:16,104 and then they can play as two. 3534 02:39:16,132 --> 02:39:18,132 -What? -But, Chair, that is not fair. 3535 02:39:18,169 --> 02:39:20,269 Sir, they don't call me the Fair Chair. 3536 02:39:20,309 --> 02:39:23,969 They call me the Chair Umpire, which doesn't even rhyme. 3537 02:39:24,002 --> 02:39:25,732 That damn chair. 3538 02:39:25,763 --> 02:39:31,083 ♪♪ 3539 02:39:31,113 --> 02:39:33,563 I'm sorry, Makasu. You were brilliant. 3540 02:39:33,598 --> 02:39:38,258 You took down Ekeko, Mama Cocha, Urcuchillay, Supay. 3541 02:39:38,292 --> 02:39:40,642 I don't stand a chance as an individual. 3542 02:39:40,674 --> 02:39:42,094 May I kiss you? 3543 02:39:42,124 --> 02:39:44,954 No, sometimes I don't like intimacy when I'm stressed. 3544 02:39:44,989 --> 02:39:46,819 Wait! Intimacy! 3545 02:39:46,853 --> 02:39:49,513 We've touched so many times, God of Tennis. 3546 02:39:49,545 --> 02:39:52,265 We've held wrists and arms and floated together. 3547 02:39:52,306 --> 02:39:54,096 You've been there, talking in my face 3548 02:39:54,136 --> 02:39:56,446 and being sweet over and over again. 3549 02:39:56,483 --> 02:39:59,243 Tell me. Have you felt it?Felt what? 3550 02:39:59,279 --> 02:40:00,969 That we could, just one time, 3551 02:40:01,005 --> 02:40:03,005 use our powers of friendly intimacy 3552 02:40:03,041 --> 02:40:05,321 to merge our bodies together to create 3553 02:40:05,354 --> 02:40:08,634 one even more powerful ultra individual. 3554 02:40:08,668 --> 02:40:10,078 Ultra individual amazing? 3555 02:40:10,117 --> 02:40:12,457 It's dangerous, but I feel like if we risk it 3556 02:40:12,499 --> 02:40:16,299 this one specific time, we can have an exciting moment 3557 02:40:16,330 --> 02:40:18,920 and we can get the infusion of sports 3558 02:40:18,954 --> 02:40:22,824 and tennis abilities that we need. 3559 02:40:22,854 --> 02:40:24,624 -Chair? -I'm nervous again. 3560 02:40:24,649 --> 02:40:27,689 Today is just, like, kind of an off day for me. 3561 02:40:27,721 --> 02:40:30,931 And I've just been like, really in my own head. 3562 02:40:30,966 --> 02:40:33,656 That damn chair. Always nervous. 3563 02:40:33,693 --> 02:40:35,003 Umm. Yeah, you know what? 3564 02:40:35,039 --> 02:40:36,869 Actually, sure, just go for it. 3565 02:40:36,903 --> 02:40:42,673 ♪♪ 3566 02:40:42,702 --> 02:40:44,532 Are you ready? 3567 02:40:44,565 --> 02:40:46,495 As ready as I'll ever be. 3568 02:40:46,533 --> 02:40:55,343 ♪♪ 3569 02:40:55,369 --> 02:40:56,889 Uhhhh. 3570 02:40:56,923 --> 02:41:01,313 [ Gurgling ] 3571 02:41:01,341 --> 02:41:03,411 I really hope they die doing that. 3572 02:41:03,446 --> 02:41:07,036 It would be a real load off of my back, man. 3573 02:41:07,071 --> 02:41:10,661 Tennis is just quite a lot of energy. 3574 02:41:10,695 --> 02:41:13,005 Hard work.Huh. 3575 02:41:13,042 --> 02:41:15,672 Gayayaya! 3576 02:41:15,700 --> 02:41:17,700 Gah! It's in my eyes. 3577 02:41:17,737 --> 02:41:19,257 Gayaya! 3578 02:41:19,290 --> 02:41:21,430 Oh, yayaya!You're talking scary now! 3579 02:41:21,464 --> 02:41:24,094 I wish I could wipe the spit from my face. 3580 02:41:24,122 --> 02:41:28,922 ♪♪ 3581 02:41:28,955 --> 02:41:35,095 Uh, ehh, uhhgh. 3582 02:41:35,133 --> 02:41:39,413 Gayaya! 3583 02:41:39,448 --> 02:41:42,068 Spine touch! 3584 02:41:42,106 --> 02:41:43,896 Bitch, you can talk. What the heck? 3585 02:41:43,935 --> 02:41:45,515 You were just going "gayayaya"? 3586 02:41:45,557 --> 02:41:46,897 Spine flisk! 3587 02:41:46,938 --> 02:41:49,038 What the heck is a flisk? 3588 02:41:49,078 --> 02:41:58,048 ♪♪ 3589 02:41:58,087 --> 02:42:01,127 Huh? 3590 02:42:01,159 --> 02:42:04,719 Whoa! Their merged form? 3591 02:42:04,749 --> 02:42:06,609 Tennis rackets for arms! 3592 02:42:06,647 --> 02:42:09,547 Cactuses for legs! 3593 02:42:09,581 --> 02:42:14,481 Hyah, hyah, hyah! We are one for tennis. 3594 02:42:14,517 --> 02:42:17,237 The rules of tennis are very strange for me, 3595 02:42:17,279 --> 02:42:21,489 even as an expert in tennis. 3596 02:42:21,524 --> 02:42:24,254 Very well. A merged form. Hmpf. 3597 02:42:24,286 --> 02:42:26,146 I guess I stand no chance. 3598 02:42:26,184 --> 02:42:29,124 Prepare to be shredded at beef in sport! 3599 02:42:29,153 --> 02:42:31,743 Oh, ultra form! So ultra. 3600 02:42:31,776 --> 02:42:32,976 I'm so scared! 3601 02:42:33,019 --> 02:42:34,399 Don't hurt me. Ah hah! 3602 02:42:34,434 --> 02:42:37,964 I don't know, Kon. It seems pretty ultra. 3603 02:42:37,989 --> 02:42:40,819 Tennis rackets for arms? 3604 02:42:40,854 --> 02:42:43,134 Cactuses for legs? 3605 02:42:43,167 --> 02:42:44,647 Pretty ultra. 3606 02:42:44,685 --> 02:42:46,095 Shut up. Fwah! 3607 02:42:46,135 --> 02:42:47,445 Hey, wait. 3608 02:42:47,481 --> 02:42:49,001 Whoa! 3609 02:42:49,035 --> 02:42:53,585 ♪♪ 3610 02:42:53,625 --> 02:42:56,695 [ Chirp ] 3611 02:42:56,732 --> 02:42:57,842 They've merged as well? 3612 02:42:57,871 --> 02:42:59,011 Don't fear, Makasu. 3613 02:42:59,045 --> 02:43:01,285 We're on equal playing fields now. 3614 02:43:01,323 --> 02:43:03,773 Which is better than where we were before. 3615 02:43:03,808 --> 02:43:06,948 On equal fields. 3616 02:43:06,984 --> 02:43:08,714 Oh, wow! 3617 02:43:08,744 --> 02:43:18,174 ♪♪ 3618 02:43:18,202 --> 02:43:20,512 Hyah! 3619 02:43:20,549 --> 02:43:21,859 Fwah! 3620 02:43:21,895 --> 02:43:24,655 Hyah, hyah!Grraaahh! 3621 02:43:24,691 --> 02:43:27,001 Wow! You big, strong, ultra boys, 3622 02:43:27,038 --> 02:43:28,828 are you ready! 3623 02:43:28,868 --> 02:43:30,208 Oh, I got gas. What? 3624 02:43:30,248 --> 02:43:33,838 Yes! We are ready for tennis! 3625 02:43:33,873 --> 02:43:37,363 ♪♪ 3626 02:43:37,393 --> 02:43:39,193 Fwah, fwah, fwah! 3627 02:43:39,223 --> 02:43:42,023 H-H-Hyah! 3628 02:43:42,053 --> 02:43:49,653 ♪♪ 3629 02:43:49,681 --> 02:43:57,001 ♪♪ 3630 02:43:57,034 --> 02:44:04,564 ♪♪ 3631 02:44:04,593 --> 02:44:11,983 ♪♪ 3632 02:44:12,014 --> 02:44:14,504 ♪ Yuh, aye, backspin 3633 02:44:14,534 --> 02:44:16,544 ♪ Yo, cut like the wind 3634 02:44:16,570 --> 02:44:18,060 ♪ Ya, lil boy, like the wind 3635 02:44:18,089 --> 02:44:19,189 ♪ Dump in 3636 02:44:19,228 --> 02:44:20,508 ♪ Hit it again Ooh! ♪ 3637 02:44:20,540 --> 02:44:21,990 ♪ That's your ass 3638 02:44:22,024 --> 02:44:24,104 ♪ Serve, swag, smash 3639 02:44:24,130 --> 02:44:25,720 ♪ Hit that thing cross court 3640 02:44:25,752 --> 02:44:28,072 ♪ You know you knock 'em last, aye ♪ 3641 02:44:28,099 --> 02:44:29,339 ♪ Hit that thing cross court 3642 02:44:29,376 --> 02:44:31,896 ♪ I got em runnin' down 3643 02:44:31,931 --> 02:44:35,901 ♪ I can tell you runnin' out of stamina ♪ 3644 02:44:35,935 --> 02:44:39,895 ♪ Know I keep them mothaf-- block hot ♪ 3645 02:44:39,939 --> 02:44:43,289 ♪ Boy, you is no match for my drop shot ♪ 3646 02:44:43,321 --> 02:44:44,431 ♪ Oh, my gosh 3647 02:44:44,460 --> 02:44:45,810 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce 3648 02:44:45,841 --> 02:44:48,051 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce ♪ 3649 02:44:48,085 --> 02:44:49,735 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce 3650 02:44:49,776 --> 02:44:52,046 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce ♪ 3651 02:44:52,089 --> 02:44:53,779 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce 3652 02:44:53,814 --> 02:44:56,064 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce ♪ 3653 02:44:56,093 --> 02:44:57,923 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce 3654 02:44:57,957 --> 02:45:01,927 ♪ Serve, swag, serve, sauce ♪ 3655 02:45:01,961 --> 02:45:06,551 No. No. No. 3656 02:45:06,586 --> 02:45:09,726 And that's the game, set, match. 3657 02:45:09,761 --> 02:45:11,971 Game! Set! Match! 3658 02:45:12,005 --> 02:45:16,765 ♪♪ 3659 02:45:16,803 --> 02:45:19,563 I feel inside broken. 3660 02:45:19,599 --> 02:45:20,909 Aah! 3661 02:45:20,945 --> 02:45:22,215 We did it. 3662 02:45:22,257 --> 02:45:26,987 We ultra-won the form-merging contest tennis match. 3663 02:45:27,020 --> 02:45:28,470 Huh? 3664 02:45:28,504 --> 02:45:30,854 Through hell and back and whatever extraplanar nonsense 3665 02:45:30,886 --> 02:45:34,506 we now find ourselves in, Makasu. 3666 02:45:34,545 --> 02:45:36,435 I've found you again. 3667 02:45:36,478 --> 02:45:38,928 Wait, Bendy Rivers. 3668 02:45:38,963 --> 02:45:40,523 The spiritual detective! 3669 02:45:40,551 --> 02:45:43,351 I want to stop him, but I can't move. 3670 02:45:43,381 --> 02:45:45,491 I have orders to shoot you on sight. 3671 02:45:45,521 --> 02:45:49,701 Give me one goddamn reason I shouldn't kill you right now! 3672 02:45:49,732 --> 02:45:51,462 Ugh, my nemesis! 3673 02:45:55,117 --> 02:46:00,537 Give me one goddamn reason I shouldn't kill you right now! 3674 02:46:00,571 --> 02:46:02,091 Love. 3675 02:46:02,124 --> 02:46:04,444 ♪♪ 3676 02:46:04,471 --> 02:46:06,991 Yeah, it sure is hot, Flying Dimension Bear. 3677 02:46:07,026 --> 02:46:11,856 ♪♪ 3678 02:46:11,892 --> 02:46:14,652 [ Mumbling ] 3679 02:46:14,688 --> 02:46:18,178 ♪♪ 3680 02:46:18,209 --> 02:46:19,279 So, what'll you have? 3681 02:46:19,314 --> 02:46:21,834 Flaming Nachos of Bethlehem. 3682 02:46:21,868 --> 02:46:23,318 I'm here for Jesus H. 3683 02:46:23,352 --> 02:46:25,842 You know this. Spare me the core-malities. 3684 02:46:25,872 --> 02:46:29,152 Hey, Jesus Christ, I think someone's here to see you. 3685 02:46:29,186 --> 02:46:32,396 ♪♪ 3686 02:46:32,430 --> 02:46:35,050 Flying Bear, don't embarrass me in front of Jesus Christ. 3687 02:46:35,088 --> 02:46:38,058 Just shut up. 3688 02:46:38,091 --> 02:46:40,991 Huh, Stigmeetos. 3689 02:46:41,025 --> 02:46:42,505 You're not an easy man to find. 3690 02:46:42,544 --> 02:46:45,174 You just had to look inside yourself. 3691 02:46:45,202 --> 02:46:47,862 Come soak your feet, my baby child. 3692 02:46:47,894 --> 02:46:49,654 It's refreshing in here. 3693 02:46:49,689 --> 02:46:53,489 ♪♪ 3694 02:46:53,520 --> 02:46:55,350 These little nibblers are adorable. 3695 02:46:55,384 --> 02:46:59,534 Those fish seem to love your feet, Makasu. 3696 02:46:59,561 --> 02:47:00,841 Ooh! 3697 02:47:00,872 --> 02:47:03,052 I've heard tale of your legendary sports prowess, 3698 02:47:03,082 --> 02:47:05,222 and I just hope you'd come to play with me. 3699 02:47:05,256 --> 02:47:08,156 Of course.Seek and ye shall find. 3700 02:47:08,190 --> 02:47:09,920 Hands. 3701 02:47:09,950 --> 02:47:17,370 ♪♪ 3702 02:47:17,406 --> 02:47:19,026 Let's play. 3703 02:47:19,063 --> 02:47:20,273 What's that in your ear? 3704 02:47:20,306 --> 02:47:22,166 Oh. A bowling ball. 3705 02:47:22,204 --> 02:47:23,244 Oh, wow! 3706 02:47:23,274 --> 02:47:24,694 Still don't want anything?Nah. 3707 02:47:24,724 --> 02:47:27,244 This will be over soon, Nachos of Bethlehem. 3708 02:47:27,278 --> 02:47:30,938 I respect that. You know yourself. 3709 02:47:30,971 --> 02:47:35,361 [ Grunting ] 3710 02:47:35,390 --> 02:47:37,220 Strike follow point! 3711 02:47:37,254 --> 02:47:39,084 Bowling! 3712 02:47:39,118 --> 02:47:40,878 Cwwoo! 3713 02:47:40,912 --> 02:47:43,572 ♪♪ 3714 02:47:43,605 --> 02:47:44,465 Oooh! 3715 02:47:44,502 --> 02:47:46,502 Great job, Makasu. 3716 02:47:48,817 --> 02:47:51,577 Oh! Unh. 3717 02:47:53,960 --> 02:47:55,960 I just love this game. 3718 02:47:55,996 --> 02:47:58,096 ♪♪ 3719 02:47:58,137 --> 02:47:59,407 This is silly, Jesus. 3720 02:47:59,448 --> 02:48:01,238 You could never catch up with me. 3721 02:48:01,278 --> 02:48:02,238 I've already won. 3722 02:48:02,279 --> 02:48:04,419 But you're wrong, Makasu. 3723 02:48:04,453 --> 02:48:06,113 Tell me how many pins you see. 3724 02:48:06,145 --> 02:48:09,975 Seven.No, Makasu. 3725 02:48:10,010 --> 02:48:11,320 7 times 70. 3726 02:48:11,357 --> 02:48:13,907 That is my father's love for you. 3727 02:48:13,945 --> 02:48:15,835 But how can Lord love me? 3728 02:48:15,878 --> 02:48:17,328 Thief of many relics, 3729 02:48:17,363 --> 02:48:20,023 who has come here yet to challenge and defeat. 3730 02:48:20,055 --> 02:48:23,675 How is heaven above full of so much glow of love? 3731 02:48:23,714 --> 02:48:26,274 One is loved because one is loved. 3732 02:48:26,303 --> 02:48:28,243 No reason is needed for loving. 3733 02:48:28,270 --> 02:48:30,340 I've been focused on the wrong thing. 3734 02:48:30,376 --> 02:48:32,956 No one has ever loved me this way. 3735 02:48:32,999 --> 02:48:33,969 Ooh. 3736 02:48:34,000 --> 02:48:35,590 [ Chirping ]No, please, Flying Bear. 3737 02:48:35,622 --> 02:48:39,592 Maybe Bendy Rivers -- I've not been a bad man. 3738 02:48:39,626 --> 02:48:41,796 I've wanted to mean something. 3739 02:48:41,835 --> 02:48:43,145 Accumulating. 3740 02:48:43,182 --> 02:48:46,152 Just to matter, but in the end, 3741 02:48:46,185 --> 02:48:50,255 I should probably just be taken for who I am. 3742 02:48:50,292 --> 02:48:52,292 And forgive myself. 3743 02:49:02,028 --> 02:49:11,998 ♪♪ 3744 02:49:12,038 --> 02:49:22,008 ♪♪ 3745 02:49:22,048 --> 02:49:32,018 ♪♪ 3746 02:49:32,058 --> 02:49:42,028 ♪♪ 3747 02:49:42,068 --> 02:49:52,038 ♪♪ 3748 02:49:52,078 --> 02:50:02,048 ♪♪ 3749 02:50:02,088 --> 02:50:12,058 ♪♪ 3750 02:50:12,098 --> 02:50:22,068 ♪♪ 3751 02:50:22,108 --> 02:50:32,078 ♪♪ 3752 02:50:32,118 --> 02:50:42,128 ♪♪ 3753 02:50:42,162 --> 02:50:52,142 ♪♪ 3754 02:50:52,172 --> 02:51:01,942 ♪♪ 3755 02:51:01,975 --> 02:51:03,935 [ Sniffles ] Even here, 3756 02:51:03,977 --> 02:51:07,187 in this outer dimensional in-between worlds of the Incans, 3757 02:51:07,222 --> 02:51:08,912 the sun shines bright. 3758 02:51:08,948 --> 02:51:12,258 Maybe the key is having something to look forward to. 3759 02:51:12,296 --> 02:51:15,296 ♪♪ 3760 02:51:15,334 --> 02:51:16,964 Makasu? 3761 02:51:16,990 --> 02:51:19,580 Gone again. 3762 02:51:19,614 --> 02:51:22,314 Nothing left but flattened grass, 3763 02:51:22,341 --> 02:51:23,581 and I -- hold on. 3764 02:51:23,618 --> 02:51:25,968 You can't be serious. 3765 02:51:25,999 --> 02:51:29,349 Of all the dumb things you could do, of all the gullible -- 3766 02:51:29,382 --> 02:51:30,942 Two years ago, Bethlehem. 3767 02:51:30,970 --> 02:51:33,840 You bowl against Jesus Christ and score a perfect game, 3768 02:51:33,869 --> 02:51:36,799 leaving his wrists gaping as you snag the Stigmata. 3769 02:51:36,838 --> 02:51:39,978 Oh, God. How could I be so easily tricked? 3770 02:51:40,013 --> 02:51:43,023 Makasu doesn't learn lessons from weaker opponents. 3771 02:51:43,051 --> 02:51:46,121 He murders them! 3772 02:51:46,157 --> 02:51:49,537 Bendy, it's your wife. I think we should separate. 3773 02:51:49,575 --> 02:51:53,195 I've been emotionally cheating on you with a man from Texas 3774 02:51:53,233 --> 02:51:56,693 who has a cool farm and motorcycles. 3775 02:51:59,930 --> 02:52:02,380 [ Beep ] 3776 02:52:02,415 --> 02:52:10,865 ♪♪ 3777 02:52:10,906 --> 02:52:15,006 ♪ You, like always try to be like the wind ♪ 3778 02:52:15,048 --> 02:52:20,188 ♪ Suddenly how the love touched me ♪ 3779 02:52:20,226 --> 02:52:24,886 ♪ Following angels, flying in the rainbows ♪ 3780 02:52:24,920 --> 02:52:28,860 ♪ Bring me peacefully 3781 02:52:28,890 --> 02:52:31,030 ♪ Sleep in your arms 3782 02:52:31,064 --> 02:52:36,104 ♪ Just believe in me, as I wished going free ♪ 3783 02:52:36,138 --> 02:52:38,378 ♪ Taking through the past to see, ♪ 3784 02:52:38,417 --> 02:52:41,697 ♪ stop the future in my feet 3785 02:52:41,730 --> 02:52:45,010 ♪ Being strangers, please 3786 02:52:45,044 --> 02:52:50,844 ♪ Don't rain in our sunny sky 3787 02:52:50,877 --> 02:52:56,117 ♪ Wrote this song, with love, to say goodbye ♪ 3788 02:52:56,158 --> 02:53:00,298 ♪ For the reasons I've got 3789 02:53:00,335 --> 02:53:04,675 ♪ There are no regrets to show ♪ 3790 02:53:04,719 --> 02:53:13,449 ♪ How the deeper heartless could be left behind ♪ 3791 02:53:13,486 --> 02:53:19,726 ♪ Ahhhhhhhhh, ooh, aaah 3792 02:53:19,768 --> 02:53:23,768 ♪ We always fall down 3793 02:53:23,807 --> 02:53:31,437 ♪ You try, but it's nice to say goodbye ♪ 3794 02:53:31,470 --> 02:53:34,060 ♪ Me, as I wished going free 3795 02:53:34,093 --> 02:53:36,133 ♪ Taking through the past to see ♪ 3796 02:53:36,164 --> 02:53:40,314 ♪ Stop the future in my feet ♪ 3797 02:53:40,340 --> 02:53:48,450 ♪ Being strangers, please don't rain in our sunny sky ♪ 3798 02:53:48,487 --> 02:53:54,287 ♪ Wrote this song, with love, to say goodbye ♪ 3799 02:53:54,320 --> 02:54:00,120 ♪♪ 3800 02:54:00,153 --> 02:54:02,853 Woman: That was a very good song, I like that, yeah. 3801 02:54:02,880 --> 02:54:06,950 [ Glass shattering ] 3802 02:54:06,988 --> 02:54:12,748 Oh. Well it's a -- I was trying to. 3803 02:54:12,787 --> 02:54:15,577 I can't get the drift of it. 3804 02:54:15,617 --> 02:54:19,137 With the different sports and the different locations 3805 02:54:19,172 --> 02:54:21,802 and the different characters that you're putting in there. 3806 02:54:21,830 --> 02:54:28,490 I guess the summary was this young man that was into sports 3807 02:54:28,527 --> 02:54:34,637 and he was trying different areas to perform, 3808 02:54:34,671 --> 02:54:40,331 and different kinds of sports to perform like tennis and -- 3809 02:54:40,366 --> 02:54:42,816 what was the other? I can't remember. 3810 02:54:42,851 --> 02:54:45,231 Seemed like a -- 3811 02:54:45,267 --> 02:54:47,987 Well anyways, mainly tennis, I think, yeah. 3812 02:54:48,029 --> 02:54:49,719 So that was what I thought it was, 3813 02:54:49,755 --> 02:54:58,065 this young man trying to their best and win against all odds. 3814 02:54:58,108 --> 02:55:02,178 People take maybe winning too serious 3815 02:55:02,215 --> 02:55:06,185 and they don't really enjoy the moment 3816 02:55:06,219 --> 02:55:08,359 when they're participating in it, 3817 02:55:08,394 --> 02:55:14,544 and it's all about winning and not experiencing the time 3818 02:55:14,573 --> 02:55:16,373 they're actually participating. 3819 02:55:16,402 --> 02:55:19,032 That's what -- the thing now is mindfulness. 3820 02:55:19,060 --> 02:55:21,030 Have you ever heard of mindfulness? 3821 02:55:21,062 --> 02:55:25,202 And I think that's kind of something new 3822 02:55:25,238 --> 02:55:27,858 that's just come up in the last several years, 3823 02:55:27,896 --> 02:55:33,556 and I think mindfulness is being in the moment 3824 02:55:33,592 --> 02:55:35,772 and the moment that you're in it 3825 02:55:35,801 --> 02:55:39,601 instead of thinking about what happened or what's gonna happen, 3826 02:55:39,632 --> 02:55:45,122 but trying to say right at the time 3827 02:55:45,155 --> 02:55:48,225 that you're actually living in the moment. 3828 02:55:48,261 --> 02:55:52,231 I don't know what else -- how else to say it. 3829 02:55:52,265 --> 02:55:55,025 Is that your voice on the -- -Man: On the main character? 3830 02:55:55,061 --> 02:55:56,891 The whole time?Yeah, I'm Makasu. 3831 02:55:56,925 --> 02:55:58,305 Oh, you -- Yeah, it is your voice. 3832 02:55:58,340 --> 02:56:00,450 I didn't really recognize that voice. 3833 02:56:00,480 --> 02:56:04,210 Didn't recognize your voice with that -- 3834 02:56:04,243 --> 02:56:06,903 Well that -- that was -- that's good. 3835 02:56:06,935 --> 02:56:10,585 I mean, it was very in -- 3836 02:56:10,629 --> 02:56:12,319 I could understand everything you were saying. 3837 02:56:12,354 --> 02:56:14,874 Will people get annoyed by that voice after a while? 3838 02:56:14,909 --> 02:56:16,079 No. I didn't. 3839 02:56:16,117 --> 02:56:18,457 No, it wasn't annoying at all. 3840 02:56:18,498 --> 02:56:21,608 It was a pleasant voice. 3841 02:56:21,640 --> 02:56:26,060 It's not -- I didn't get annoyed by your voice. 3842 02:56:26,092 --> 02:56:28,272 Three cartons in there a couple of days ago, 3843 02:56:28,301 --> 02:56:30,271 but there's only one in there now. 3844 02:56:30,303 --> 02:56:32,793 ♪♪ 3845 02:56:32,823 --> 02:56:35,903 There's only one. 3846 02:56:35,930 --> 02:56:37,900 Va-nil-la. 3847 02:56:37,932 --> 02:56:40,832 I prefer that to any other and then 3848 02:56:40,866 --> 02:56:42,626 sometimes put chocolate sauce on it. 3849 02:56:42,661 --> 02:56:44,591 Hersheshies. 3850 02:56:44,628 --> 02:56:46,318 Syrup. 3851 02:56:46,354 --> 02:56:47,944 ♪♪ 3852 02:56:47,976 --> 02:56:50,596 Makasu's bones ache after merging so hard, 3853 02:56:50,634 --> 02:56:53,124 but sex, drugs, and rock-hard fake breasts 3854 02:56:53,154 --> 02:56:54,914 all cloud Makasu's judgment. 3855 02:56:54,949 --> 02:56:56,779 Turn into primordial soup for 3856 02:56:56,813 --> 02:57:00,853 "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu Chapter 5: Foot Fault." 3857 02:57:03,785 --> 02:57:05,505 [ Grunting ] So, Doc, what's the verdict? 3858 02:57:05,545 --> 02:57:07,305 I wanna have a baby boy! 3859 02:57:07,340 --> 02:57:10,270 Well, the good news is your sperm count is off the charts. 3860 02:57:10,309 --> 02:57:12,449 You've got more swimmers than the Titanic. 3861 02:57:12,483 --> 02:57:14,803 That's stupid. Is there bad news? 3862 02:57:14,831 --> 02:57:18,111 Yes, it looks like some of your genetic material 3863 02:57:18,144 --> 02:57:19,284 has been damaged. 3864 02:57:19,318 --> 02:57:23,458 It's as if someone got rid of all your genes 3865 02:57:23,494 --> 02:57:25,464 related to the sport of tennis. 3866 02:57:25,496 --> 02:57:28,116 What?! No! Damn you, Keke! 3867 02:57:28,154 --> 02:57:30,954 Whoa, calm down. Who's Keke? 3868 02:57:30,985 --> 02:57:33,365 Sounds like the name of a shoe. 3869 02:57:33,401 --> 02:57:37,581 ♪♪ 3870 02:57:37,612 --> 02:57:41,962 ♪♪ 3871 02:57:41,996 --> 02:57:46,166 ♪♪ 3872 02:57:46,207 --> 02:57:50,377 ♪♪ 3873 02:57:50,418 --> 02:57:54,658 ♪♪ 3874 02:57:54,698 --> 02:57:58,808 ♪♪ 3875 02:57:58,840 --> 02:58:03,160 ♪♪ 3876 02:58:03,189 --> 02:58:07,329 ♪♪ 3877 02:58:07,366 --> 02:58:11,536 ♪♪ 3878 02:58:11,577 --> 02:58:15,717 ♪♪ 3879 02:58:15,754 --> 02:58:20,174 ♪♪ 3880 02:58:20,206 --> 02:58:24,346 ♪♪ 3881 02:58:24,383 --> 02:58:28,593 ♪♪ 3882 02:58:28,628 --> 02:58:32,768 ♪♪ 3883 02:58:32,805 --> 02:58:37,185 ♪♪ 3884 02:58:37,223 --> 02:58:41,403 ♪♪ 3885 02:58:41,434 --> 02:58:45,584 ♪♪ 3886 02:58:45,611 --> 02:58:49,751 ♪♪ 3887 02:58:49,788 --> 02:58:54,208 ♪♪ 3888 02:58:54,240 --> 02:58:58,380 ♪♪ 3889 02:58:58,417 --> 02:59:02,627 ♪♪ 3890 02:59:02,662 --> 02:59:06,772 ♪♪ 3891 02:59:06,805 --> 02:59:11,145 ♪♪ 3892 02:59:11,188 --> 02:59:15,398 ♪♪ 3893 02:59:15,434 --> 02:59:19,584 ♪♪ 3894 02:59:19,610 --> 02:59:23,790 ♪♪ 3895 02:59:23,822 --> 02:59:28,142 ♪♪ 3896 02:59:28,171 --> 02:59:32,351 ♪♪ 3897 02:59:32,382 --> 02:59:36,592 ♪♪ 3898 02:59:36,627 --> 02:59:40,797 ♪♪ 3899 02:59:40,839 --> 02:59:45,189 ♪♪ 3900 02:59:45,222 --> 02:59:49,192 ♪♪ 3901 02:59:49,226 --> 02:59:53,466 I never told you this 'cause I didn't want to seem braggy. 3902 02:59:53,506 --> 02:59:57,436 As a child, I was a tennis singles world champion. 3903 02:59:57,476 --> 03:00:00,476 My main rival was a Bolivian boy named Keke. 3904 03:00:00,513 --> 03:00:03,143 He nearly defeated me in my final match. 3905 03:00:03,171 --> 03:00:05,831 But I used my big, fast arms to win. 3906 03:00:05,864 --> 03:00:07,734 As I scored the winning point, 3907 03:00:07,762 --> 03:00:11,462 he stabbed each of my testicles with an ancient device. 3908 03:00:11,490 --> 03:00:13,460 It is my duty to protect the ancient gods 3909 03:00:13,492 --> 03:00:14,842 from your offspring! 3910 03:00:14,873 --> 03:00:17,053 He yelled as he stabbed each of my testicles 3911 03:00:17,082 --> 03:00:18,702 with an ancient device. 3912 03:00:18,738 --> 03:00:21,668 I didn't think much of it at the time, and I still don't. 3913 03:00:21,707 --> 03:00:25,227 Okay, time for Korea. 3914 03:00:25,262 --> 03:00:27,852 I've got to pay more attention to what I'm shooting at. 3915 03:00:27,886 --> 03:00:28,846 Please help me. 3916 03:00:28,887 --> 03:00:30,297 They killed my dad and my mom 3917 03:00:30,336 --> 03:00:32,196 and my neighbors and the birds in those trees. 3918 03:00:32,235 --> 03:00:35,575 Sorry, baby boy, we Americans are leaving. 3919 03:00:35,617 --> 03:00:38,827 I wanna have a baby boy! 3920 03:00:38,862 --> 03:00:41,422 Ah! I feel bad. 3921 03:00:41,451 --> 03:00:43,141 Huuuuh! 3922 03:00:43,177 --> 03:00:46,317 Hey, kid, get used to calling me "new cooler Dad." 3923 03:00:46,352 --> 03:00:48,672 Because I'm gonna let you eat sugary cereals 3924 03:00:48,699 --> 03:00:50,079 and stay awake all night 3925 03:00:50,115 --> 03:00:53,185 watching scary movies that stir up your wartime traumas. 3926 03:00:53,221 --> 03:00:55,501 Here, have some hard Army bread. 3927 03:00:55,534 --> 03:00:56,884 In America we eat bread 3928 03:00:56,915 --> 03:00:59,325 and we're allowed to wear clothes that aren't beige. 3929 03:00:59,365 --> 03:01:02,155 Yep, it's live free or die hard, and dying's for commies. 3930 03:01:02,196 --> 03:01:04,886 I spent weeks teaching that poor bastard child 3931 03:01:04,923 --> 03:01:08,003 my Western morals, but he just wouldn't listen. 3932 03:01:08,029 --> 03:01:09,929 Who was the 15th U.S. President? 3933 03:01:09,962 --> 03:01:11,382 -Millard Fillmore? -Wrong! 3934 03:01:11,412 --> 03:01:13,522 How much water does the Hoover Dam? 3935 03:01:13,552 --> 03:01:14,692 Fuh-Five? 3936 03:01:14,725 --> 03:01:16,105 Wrong again! Give me that! 3937 03:01:16,141 --> 03:01:17,731 You don't deserve bread. 3938 03:01:17,763 --> 03:01:19,633 Wha. What the? 3939 03:01:19,661 --> 03:01:20,701 Whoa. 3940 03:01:20,731 --> 03:01:23,041 My hands pass through. 3941 03:01:24,943 --> 03:01:27,643 But you didn't die and now your wife is pregnant. 3942 03:01:27,669 --> 03:01:29,049 How many sons do we have? 3943 03:01:29,085 --> 03:01:30,705 The truth is, none. 3944 03:01:30,741 --> 03:01:32,191 But also four. 3945 03:01:32,226 --> 03:01:33,636 And only one of them will live. 3946 03:01:33,675 --> 03:01:35,885 We've done the Super Sportsman Cloning Project 3947 03:01:35,919 --> 03:01:37,709 in a Polish laboratory. 3948 03:01:37,748 --> 03:01:39,198 There is a curse in your genes, 3949 03:01:39,233 --> 03:01:41,613 and playing God can only do so much. 3950 03:01:41,649 --> 03:01:43,199 Playing Gods? 3951 03:01:43,237 --> 03:01:45,027 That's when I decided I would make sure 3952 03:01:45,066 --> 03:01:46,896 whatever clone bastard offspring 3953 03:01:46,930 --> 03:01:48,930 I had would spend a lot of time playing 3954 03:01:48,967 --> 03:01:50,827 Rac-quet-ball with their grandfather 3955 03:01:50,865 --> 03:01:52,375 to make up for poor genes. 3956 03:01:52,418 --> 03:01:54,458 Also maybe some of this was a dream. 3957 03:01:54,489 --> 03:01:57,389 I'm the main character's grandfather as a young man. 3958 03:01:57,423 --> 03:02:05,333 ♪♪ 3959 03:02:05,362 --> 03:02:13,412 ♪♪ 3960 03:02:13,439 --> 03:02:21,449 ♪♪ 3961 03:02:21,482 --> 03:02:29,352 ♪♪ 3962 03:02:29,386 --> 03:02:33,356 The death of Catequil and Kon has caused the skies to rage, 3963 03:02:33,390 --> 03:02:36,980 which may be helpful in our ritual, but dangerous. 3964 03:02:37,015 --> 03:02:38,975 These eyes will open up a space 3965 03:02:39,017 --> 03:02:41,607 that a bridge can go through to Hanan Pacha. 3966 03:02:41,640 --> 03:02:43,370 I mean, you say eyes, God of Tennis, 3967 03:02:43,400 --> 03:02:45,440 but those look more like titties from uh -- 3968 03:02:45,471 --> 03:02:49,201 ugh, I'm sorry I said that thing about titties just now. 3969 03:02:49,234 --> 03:02:51,684 Can I talk to you about something? 3970 03:02:51,719 --> 03:02:53,269 Chirp?Yeah. 3971 03:02:53,307 --> 03:02:54,547 I didn't tell you this, 3972 03:02:54,584 --> 03:02:56,974 but after we did the defeat of Ekeko, 3973 03:02:57,000 --> 03:02:58,800 the Chair Umpire flew me around. 3974 03:02:58,829 --> 03:03:01,659 Chair told me I'd be absorbing the spirits of the Gods 3975 03:03:01,694 --> 03:03:04,184 who had passed after I had defeated them. 3976 03:03:04,214 --> 03:03:05,704 Huh? Oh! Chirp?! 3977 03:03:05,733 --> 03:03:07,183 And that's never happened to me before, God of Tennis. 3978 03:03:07,217 --> 03:03:09,807 I've defeated so many spirits and Gods 3979 03:03:09,840 --> 03:03:11,640 and ancient things, 3980 03:03:11,670 --> 03:03:16,020 but never have I done an absorb suck power move. 3981 03:03:16,054 --> 03:03:17,684 Sure, right. 3982 03:03:17,710 --> 03:03:21,020 I feel Supay in my bones, Ekeko in my laugh -- 3983 03:03:21,059 --> 03:03:22,339 like there's untapped power 3984 03:03:22,370 --> 03:03:24,580 in their spirits sleeping inside me. 3985 03:03:24,614 --> 03:03:26,654 But I'm too terrified to channel it 3986 03:03:26,685 --> 03:03:29,205 or even admit to myself that they live within me. 3987 03:03:29,239 --> 03:03:31,759 Yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 3988 03:03:31,793 --> 03:03:35,143 Is this an Incan-specific related phenomenon? 3989 03:03:35,176 --> 03:03:38,896 Hmm. I'm not sure if I'm listening to this. 3990 03:03:38,938 --> 03:03:40,698 So many firsts on this adventure. 3991 03:03:40,733 --> 03:03:43,083 You helped me conquer my fear of tennis, 3992 03:03:43,115 --> 03:03:45,735 we merged and became a super mega form, 3993 03:03:45,773 --> 03:03:47,503 I started drinking whiskey, 3994 03:03:47,533 --> 03:03:50,053 and now the echoes of your old God friends 3995 03:03:50,088 --> 03:03:52,538 are dancing like slutty marbles in my skin. 3996 03:03:52,573 --> 03:03:55,373 I've been actively repressing them every chance I can. 3997 03:03:55,403 --> 03:04:00,343 Ahh. I don't know if it makes me feel weird. 3998 03:04:00,374 --> 03:04:04,034 To have the memory of my victims 3999 03:04:04,067 --> 03:04:06,067 dancing like slutty marbles in me. 4000 03:04:06,104 --> 03:04:09,254 Mm-hmm. That's good. 4001 03:04:09,279 --> 03:04:11,519 -Huh. -Repress everything. 4002 03:04:11,557 --> 03:04:13,207 Uh, but thanks for telling me. 4003 03:04:13,249 --> 03:04:14,219 Sure. Right. 4004 03:04:14,250 --> 03:04:15,870 Oh, well. That's fine. 4005 03:04:15,906 --> 03:04:18,976 Right. 4006 03:04:19,013 --> 03:04:20,883 I know you keep pushing me.Yeah. 4007 03:04:20,911 --> 03:04:22,221 But sometimes.Mm-hmm. 4008 03:04:22,258 --> 03:04:24,808 When I'm exhausted, like after the merge we just did. 4009 03:04:24,846 --> 03:04:26,366 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 4010 03:04:26,400 --> 03:04:28,090 I start doubting whether or not I was even meant to do this. 4011 03:04:28,126 --> 03:04:29,366 I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 4012 03:04:29,403 --> 03:04:31,133 I guess I'm just suppose to not give up, 4013 03:04:31,163 --> 03:04:35,553 even if Fate itself has destined me for failure. 4014 03:04:35,581 --> 03:04:37,071 Listen, I've said it over and over. 4015 03:04:37,100 --> 03:04:39,070 Just stop caring and pursue treasures 4016 03:04:39,102 --> 03:04:40,722 and kill anyone who gets in the way. 4017 03:04:40,759 --> 03:04:42,109 Just relax. 4018 03:04:42,140 --> 03:04:44,450 Now give me a hug.[ Chirp ] 4019 03:04:44,487 --> 03:04:51,107 ♪♪ 4020 03:04:51,149 --> 03:04:53,629 We're here. The Upper World. 4021 03:04:53,668 --> 03:04:56,148 Chirp-chirp.Your tendons must be all sore. 4022 03:04:56,188 --> 03:04:57,948 Go rest in the warm water. 4023 03:04:57,983 --> 03:05:00,783 Strange: I don't remember this large hotel complex 4024 03:05:00,813 --> 03:05:03,163 being near the hot springs. 4025 03:05:03,195 --> 03:05:04,395 Ha-ha-ha! Wow! 4026 03:05:04,438 --> 03:05:06,578 Look at all this great pork hot tub. 4027 03:05:06,612 --> 03:05:07,792 Oh, my [bleep] wet pork! 4028 03:05:07,820 --> 03:05:11,410 Are these hot tubs we can relax in as people? 4029 03:05:11,445 --> 03:05:12,405 Chirp-chirp! 4030 03:05:12,446 --> 03:05:13,956 Hot Tub!Chirp, chirp! 4031 03:05:13,999 --> 03:05:16,279 Ha! Zip! Fwim! Whoo! 4032 03:05:16,312 --> 03:05:19,112 That's right. Melt those feelings away, Makasu. 4033 03:05:21,179 --> 03:05:23,249 Ooh! Ha-ha! 4034 03:05:23,284 --> 03:05:25,494 Ha-ha-ha!Wow! 4035 03:05:25,528 --> 03:05:27,118 Ah, ha-ha! 4036 03:05:27,150 --> 03:05:28,500 Hoo, boy. 4037 03:05:28,531 --> 03:05:30,771 That last match really took it out of my loins. 4038 03:05:30,809 --> 03:05:33,159 Thanks for leading us here. I'm getting all buttery! 4039 03:05:33,191 --> 03:05:35,431 [ Cooing, chirping ] 4040 03:05:35,469 --> 03:05:37,159 The hot springs of Hanan Pacha 4041 03:05:37,195 --> 03:05:39,465 have resurrected many a traveller. 4042 03:05:39,507 --> 03:05:41,337 Ooh, found the bubble spot! 4043 03:05:41,371 --> 03:05:43,271 Get in there, you little bitches. 4044 03:05:43,304 --> 03:05:44,624 Yeah, do it. Do it. 4045 03:05:44,650 --> 03:05:46,270 Yeah, do it, ya little bubbles. 4046 03:05:46,307 --> 03:05:48,167 Yes! Enjoy the bubbles! 4047 03:05:48,206 --> 03:05:49,546 Shut up, I'm beeping the bubble -- 4048 03:05:49,586 --> 03:05:51,166 Ooh, bubble![ Flute playing ] 4049 03:05:51,209 --> 03:05:53,279 Wuh? What was that noise? 4050 03:05:53,314 --> 03:05:55,074 Whoa!A musical melody? 4051 03:05:55,109 --> 03:05:58,009 Look! 4052 03:05:58,043 --> 03:06:00,983 [ Giggling ] 4053 03:06:01,011 --> 03:06:02,191 Who are you girls? 4054 03:06:02,220 --> 03:06:03,700 Were you watching me do bumble hump? 4055 03:06:03,738 --> 03:06:05,638 Hey, they seem to like you. 4056 03:06:05,671 --> 03:06:09,471 [ Splashing ] 4057 03:06:09,503 --> 03:06:12,543 ♪ We heard your moans, young Makasu ♪ 4058 03:06:12,575 --> 03:06:13,705 Oh, wow! 4059 03:06:13,748 --> 03:06:17,648 ♪ And sprung to life to adore you ♪ 4060 03:06:17,683 --> 03:06:23,693 ♪ Each of us represents an alluring stereotype ♪ 4061 03:06:23,724 --> 03:06:25,864 Singing, hmm, huh. 4062 03:06:25,898 --> 03:06:29,658 ♪ Nyan Nyan Kitty Maid, feline grace ♪ 4063 03:06:29,695 --> 03:06:33,485 ♪ Bookish Nell wants to read your face ♪ 4064 03:06:33,527 --> 03:06:36,877 ♪ And Fire Ishi knows of danger ♪ 4065 03:06:36,909 --> 03:06:43,329 ♪ Yet can't resist this naked stranger ♪ 4066 03:06:43,364 --> 03:06:45,444 ♪ Stay with us forever 4067 03:06:45,470 --> 03:06:47,440 ♪ Give up your quest 4068 03:06:47,472 --> 03:06:51,512 ♪ We'll pleasure every centimeter of your chest ♪ 4069 03:06:51,545 --> 03:06:53,405 ♪ Sports are for losers 4070 03:06:53,443 --> 03:06:55,893 ♪ We know what's best 4071 03:06:55,928 --> 03:06:59,858 ♪ Makasu 4072 03:06:59,898 --> 03:07:01,518 ♪ Stay with us forever 4073 03:07:01,555 --> 03:07:03,585 ♪ But first decide 4074 03:07:03,626 --> 03:07:05,796 ♪ Which one of us you'd like ♪ 4075 03:07:05,835 --> 03:07:07,215 ♪ To be your bride 4076 03:07:07,250 --> 03:07:09,110 ♪ Don't make us fight you 4077 03:07:09,148 --> 03:07:11,978 ♪ Just pick a side 4078 03:07:12,013 --> 03:07:14,083 ♪ Makasu 4079 03:07:14,119 --> 03:07:19,539 ♪♪ 4080 03:07:19,573 --> 03:07:23,163 ♪ I like thick boys with hygiene for days ♪ 4081 03:07:23,197 --> 03:07:27,437 ♪ I can sense you're educated by your worldly gaze ♪ 4082 03:07:27,477 --> 03:07:31,377 ♪ Did you know that oily rags can lead to a blaze? ♪ 4083 03:07:31,412 --> 03:07:33,382 ♪ Even proper ventilation 4084 03:07:33,414 --> 03:07:35,904 ♪ Cannot stop smoke inhalation ♪ 4085 03:07:35,934 --> 03:07:37,594 ♪ Stay with us forever 4086 03:07:37,625 --> 03:07:39,275 ♪ Don't make us beg 4087 03:07:39,317 --> 03:07:43,767 ♪ Your surrender will engender us to stroke your leg ♪ 4088 03:07:43,804 --> 03:07:47,984 ♪ Tennis is a sham no matter what that guy says ♪ 4089 03:07:48,015 --> 03:07:51,975 ♪ Makasu 4090 03:07:52,019 --> 03:07:53,989 ♪ Sleep with us forever 4091 03:07:54,021 --> 03:07:55,301 ♪ Make your pick 4092 03:07:55,333 --> 03:07:57,403 ♪ You want a kitty or a bookworm ♪ 4093 03:07:57,438 --> 03:07:59,028 ♪ or sound safety tips? 4094 03:07:59,060 --> 03:08:03,580 ♪ We need an answer or we will [bleep] up your shit! ♪ 4095 03:08:03,617 --> 03:08:06,967 ♪ Makasu-u-u 4096 03:08:06,999 --> 03:08:09,309 ♪ Makasu 4097 03:08:09,347 --> 03:08:10,487 What a conundrum. 4098 03:08:10,520 --> 03:08:11,870 I want to complete this journey, 4099 03:08:11,901 --> 03:08:14,321 but these babes are, ugh, saying otherwise. 4100 03:08:14,352 --> 03:08:16,352 They were awfully dismissive of tennis. 4101 03:08:16,388 --> 03:08:18,288 Hmm. That bothers me. 4102 03:08:18,321 --> 03:08:20,151 One of my few remaining weaknesses -- 4103 03:08:20,185 --> 03:08:21,425 sins of the flesh! 4104 03:08:21,462 --> 03:08:23,292 Makasu, the choice is clear. 4105 03:08:23,326 --> 03:08:24,776 Makasu, the choice is clear. 4106 03:08:24,810 --> 03:08:27,190 And the choice is me, oh, wise one. 4107 03:08:27,226 --> 03:08:30,016 This reminds me of ventriloquism. 4108 03:08:30,057 --> 03:08:32,337 Yeah. That's what I do. 4109 03:08:32,370 --> 03:08:33,680 I'm the ventriloquist. 4110 03:08:33,716 --> 03:08:35,166 Gabe, it's cool. You can go. 4111 03:08:35,200 --> 03:08:37,790 Yeah, it's weird now. 4112 03:08:37,823 --> 03:08:41,313 My aunt and uncle who raised me never approved of me 4113 03:08:41,344 --> 03:08:42,794 "throwing my voice." 4114 03:08:42,828 --> 03:08:44,448 Called it the warlock's tongue. 4115 03:08:44,485 --> 03:08:47,315 Lashed me all strung up in their beer cellar 4116 03:08:47,350 --> 03:08:48,970 and left me hanging upside down, 4117 03:08:49,007 --> 03:08:53,147 my bleeding skin nourishing their microbrew homestyle 4118 03:08:53,183 --> 03:08:55,843 for all their bearded friends. 4119 03:08:58,188 --> 03:09:01,328 ♪♪ 4120 03:09:01,364 --> 03:09:04,474 [ Gasps ] What a messy boy! 4121 03:09:04,505 --> 03:09:08,405 Look at all these dirty things. 4122 03:09:08,440 --> 03:09:11,890 If he doesn't clean up his room soon, he might get grounded. 4123 03:09:11,926 --> 03:09:14,756 How will a messy boy make it to the spring carnival 4124 03:09:14,791 --> 03:09:17,071 and find his true love on the Ferris wheel 4125 03:09:17,104 --> 03:09:18,934 if he can't leave his home? 4126 03:09:18,968 --> 03:09:21,828 Aww. 4127 03:09:21,867 --> 03:09:25,347 Nyan Nyan Kitty Maid is here to save the day! 4128 03:09:25,388 --> 03:09:26,908 Starting to clean is hard. 4129 03:09:26,941 --> 03:09:29,671 But once you start, it can be lots of fun. 4130 03:09:29,703 --> 03:09:31,503 Say what you will about Rivers, 4131 03:09:31,532 --> 03:09:33,602 but he certainly does have an imagination. 4132 03:09:33,638 --> 03:09:35,398 And the facts are this. 4133 03:09:35,433 --> 03:09:36,853 He riddled that entire hotel 4134 03:09:36,882 --> 03:09:39,582 with cameras and microphones all wired up. 4135 03:09:39,609 --> 03:09:43,889 So many close calls. It's -- It's hard to have hope. 4136 03:09:43,924 --> 03:09:48,524 But this time it's just overly intricate and evolved enough. 4137 03:09:48,549 --> 03:09:50,029 And what a costume. 4138 03:09:50,068 --> 03:09:51,618 What a costume! 4139 03:09:51,656 --> 03:09:53,136 Agh! 4140 03:09:53,174 --> 03:09:54,694 Relax!It's just such a -- ugh! 4141 03:09:54,728 --> 03:09:57,208 Relax!To get close so many times, 4142 03:09:57,247 --> 03:09:58,867 I just need to release it all 4143 03:09:58,904 --> 03:10:00,874 beforehand so I don't get disappointed. 4144 03:10:00,906 --> 03:10:01,976 We have more to worry about. 4145 03:10:02,011 --> 03:10:04,251 I'm nervous for Agent Bendy Rivers. 4146 03:10:04,289 --> 03:10:07,329 Nervous for Agent Bendy Rivers? 4147 03:10:07,361 --> 03:10:08,741 He's four and a half layers up. 4148 03:10:08,776 --> 03:10:10,876 Yeah.Here in the Incan heavens. 4149 03:10:10,916 --> 03:10:13,396 Hanan Pacha it seems to be called. 4150 03:10:13,436 --> 03:10:16,226 But all previous celestial satellite imagery 4151 03:10:16,266 --> 03:10:19,056 shows this land was only hot springs. 4152 03:10:19,097 --> 03:10:20,127 Maybe it's a new hotel. 4153 03:10:20,167 --> 03:10:21,647 If it is, it's very new. 4154 03:10:21,686 --> 03:10:24,136 A very new hot spring hotel. 4155 03:10:24,171 --> 03:10:25,721 Strange.And look! 4156 03:10:25,759 --> 03:10:27,449 Energy readings for more babes. 4157 03:10:27,485 --> 03:10:30,065 Yeah, but Rivers is just pretending to be a babe. 4158 03:10:30,108 --> 03:10:31,728 It's not that simple! 4159 03:10:31,765 --> 03:10:33,005 These additional babes, 4160 03:10:33,042 --> 03:10:35,252 they seem to be appearing out of nowhere. 4161 03:10:35,285 --> 03:10:36,975 Multiplying at some odd rate. 4162 03:10:37,011 --> 03:10:38,911 I'm worried.I farted a little bit. 4163 03:10:38,944 --> 03:10:41,154 And I don't see them on camera yet. 4164 03:10:41,188 --> 03:10:42,978 Just shadows in the corners. 4165 03:10:43,017 --> 03:10:44,667 Babes just out of sight. 4166 03:10:44,709 --> 03:10:46,469 As far as I'm concerned if these babes 4167 03:10:46,504 --> 03:10:50,474 slow down Makasu, that's a good thing. 4168 03:10:50,508 --> 03:10:53,268 I'm just nervous about all the potential babes. 4169 03:10:53,303 --> 03:10:56,483 Things are not what they seem with these babes. 4170 03:10:56,514 --> 03:10:59,344 Dirty clothes go in the hamper. 4171 03:10:59,378 --> 03:11:01,038 Toys into the toy chest. 4172 03:11:01,070 --> 03:11:03,590 All the school work goes in your backpack. 4173 03:11:03,624 --> 03:11:05,594 And all this goes in the garbage. 4174 03:11:05,626 --> 03:11:08,456 Yuck! [ Purring ] 4175 03:11:08,491 --> 03:11:12,291 You hear Sonia and Bendy are separating? 4176 03:11:12,322 --> 03:11:15,122 Yeah, divorce is awkward. 4177 03:11:15,153 --> 03:11:17,193 ♪♪ 4178 03:11:17,224 --> 03:11:18,544 So what're you into these days? 4179 03:11:18,570 --> 03:11:20,470 Music, I think. 4180 03:11:20,503 --> 03:11:25,473 I like that. I like that. 4181 03:11:25,508 --> 03:11:27,678 Agh! 4182 03:11:27,717 --> 03:11:30,507 This is a fun hot spring. 4183 03:11:30,548 --> 03:11:33,828 I like the peppermint flavor part. 4184 03:11:33,861 --> 03:11:37,181 Reminds me of, uh, Christmastime. 4185 03:11:37,209 --> 03:11:39,969 I use to suck on the spear -- the spear end of the stick. 4186 03:11:40,005 --> 03:11:41,175 That's disgusting. 4187 03:11:41,213 --> 03:11:42,973 Make it sharp. 4188 03:11:43,008 --> 03:11:46,318 [ Chirping ] 4189 03:11:46,356 --> 03:11:47,906 Yup. 4190 03:11:47,944 --> 03:11:49,574 I didn't have many friends, but I'd walk around the creek 4191 03:11:49,601 --> 03:11:53,641 and I'd poke the eyes out of squirrels. 4192 03:11:53,674 --> 03:11:55,814 Real serial-killer stuff. 4193 03:11:55,849 --> 03:11:58,509 What? 4194 03:11:58,541 --> 03:11:59,991 I was wild. 4195 03:12:00,025 --> 03:12:03,335 Oh, yeah, seems like --What do you think of this one? 4196 03:12:03,373 --> 03:12:07,343 Well, it's kind of wet. 4197 03:12:07,377 --> 03:12:09,997 My stepdad really likes saunas. 4198 03:12:10,035 --> 03:12:11,755 [ Chirping, cooing ] 4199 03:12:11,796 --> 03:12:17,176 ♪♪ 4200 03:12:17,215 --> 03:12:20,385 I don't know why something being just uncomfortably hot enough 4201 03:12:20,425 --> 03:12:23,525 is hot and aw-- is great. 4202 03:12:23,566 --> 03:12:25,086 Yeah. 4203 03:12:25,119 --> 03:12:27,569 And it, well, the contrast with the weather outside. 4204 03:12:27,605 --> 03:12:28,565 Oh, well, that's true. That is kind of nice. 4205 03:12:28,606 --> 03:12:30,016 Like the different feel -- 4206 03:12:30,055 --> 03:12:31,465 the different feeling of the weather outside 4207 03:12:31,505 --> 03:12:32,845 except when you're in the hot water. 4208 03:12:32,886 --> 03:12:34,126 Yeah, yeah, like you can get out and come back in 4209 03:12:34,163 --> 03:12:35,543 if you're feeling cold.Nice and brisk. 4210 03:12:35,578 --> 03:12:36,548 Yeah.See, that's what I like about 4211 03:12:36,579 --> 03:12:37,959 this hot spring right now is 4212 03:12:37,994 --> 03:12:39,794 Winter-Wonderland-themed with the peppermint. 4213 03:12:39,824 --> 03:12:41,554 Yeah, I do like the peppermint. 4214 03:12:41,584 --> 03:12:43,484 Oh, this one's cool. Jungle world. 4215 03:12:43,517 --> 03:12:45,417 Oh, wow! Look at all the vines. 4216 03:12:45,450 --> 03:12:46,590 I like the lemurs. 4217 03:12:46,624 --> 03:12:47,804 Aw, yeah. 4218 03:12:47,832 --> 03:12:49,702 Lemurs live in the jungle, right? 4219 03:12:49,730 --> 03:12:52,600 Yes.Oh, wow! 4220 03:12:52,630 --> 03:12:55,390 That's very interesting. 4221 03:12:55,425 --> 03:12:58,565 You ever --Flying Bear likes this one. 4222 03:12:58,601 --> 03:13:02,711 Yes, yeah. I, uh, I found this leaf. 4223 03:13:02,743 --> 03:13:04,573 Cool. All right. 4224 03:13:04,607 --> 03:13:07,467 ♪♪ 4225 03:13:07,506 --> 03:13:09,606 I'm bored of you talking. 4226 03:13:09,647 --> 03:13:10,717 I'm sorry. 4227 03:13:10,751 --> 03:13:11,891 I'm gonna go underwater. 4228 03:13:11,925 --> 03:13:13,405 [ Blowing ]Uh. Whaaa. 4229 03:13:13,443 --> 03:13:16,273 Oh. 4230 03:13:16,308 --> 03:13:19,238 They're touching me in the leg. 4231 03:13:19,277 --> 03:13:21,177 Ha-ha-ha, motorboat. 4232 03:13:21,210 --> 03:13:22,630 Yeah. 4233 03:13:22,660 --> 03:13:24,180 You can make your own bubbles. 4234 03:13:24,213 --> 03:13:27,603 Uh, oh, well, oh, all right, here I go. 4235 03:13:27,630 --> 03:13:29,840 [ Blowing ] 4236 03:13:29,874 --> 03:13:34,024 ♪♪ 4237 03:13:34,050 --> 03:13:36,260 Oh, wow, you're doing a flashlight. 4238 03:13:36,294 --> 03:13:37,684 Whoa! Yes, look at it. 4239 03:13:37,709 --> 03:13:40,089 I didn't realize your [bleep] is a flashlight. 4240 03:13:40,125 --> 03:13:41,195 Whoa! 4241 03:13:41,230 --> 03:13:42,370 I'm gonna click it. 4242 03:13:42,403 --> 03:13:44,103 Here we go. 4243 03:13:44,129 --> 03:13:45,609 Whoa! 4244 03:13:45,648 --> 03:13:47,648 I just wanna keep flipping the switch. 4245 03:13:47,685 --> 03:13:50,515 Whoa!Well, go ahead. 4246 03:13:50,549 --> 03:13:53,169 Nice. 4247 03:13:53,207 --> 03:13:56,207 Man, I could just lie in this one forever. 4248 03:13:56,245 --> 03:13:57,755 Oh, yes! 4249 03:13:57,798 --> 03:13:59,938 The theme here is Vegas gambling. 4250 03:13:59,973 --> 03:14:01,533 Gambling? 4251 03:14:01,560 --> 03:14:03,630 Vlegas -- Vlegas gambling. 4252 03:14:03,666 --> 03:14:05,186 Oh.Flay-gless gambling. 4253 03:14:05,219 --> 03:14:08,949 All right, let's go to the Big Bang Theory slot machine. 4254 03:14:08,982 --> 03:14:14,502 I like how this hot spring is just Tomatillo sauce. 4255 03:14:14,539 --> 03:14:18,229 Whoa! Yes! 4256 03:14:18,267 --> 03:14:20,717 Hmm. 4257 03:14:20,752 --> 03:14:22,652 I've got this. 4258 03:14:22,685 --> 03:14:24,955 Oh, okay. 4259 03:14:24,998 --> 03:14:26,548 Sure. 4260 03:14:26,585 --> 03:14:28,825 ♪♪ 4261 03:14:28,864 --> 03:14:30,694 I could definitely get used to this. 4262 03:14:30,728 --> 03:14:32,968 Oh! Ah! Uh! Uh! Uh! 4263 03:14:33,006 --> 03:14:36,076 Yes, I almost find my mind escaping me while I'm here. 4264 03:14:36,112 --> 03:14:39,502 Like I'm reminded of "first love's kiss." 4265 03:14:39,529 --> 03:14:42,909 Excuse me! Just getting any cobwebs off of you that I can. 4266 03:14:42,947 --> 03:14:46,497 Uh, you can leave my cobwebs. It's all good. 4267 03:14:46,536 --> 03:14:48,676 Bye! 4268 03:14:48,711 --> 03:14:51,821 We can afford to rest just one night, I think. 4269 03:14:51,852 --> 03:14:55,172 Have a good time catching Z's like the band ZZ Top. 4270 03:14:55,200 --> 03:14:57,200 God of Tennis, ZZ Top is the band 4271 03:14:57,237 --> 03:14:59,997 with the big, ugly beards. 4272 03:15:00,033 --> 03:15:02,213 Both: Good night, time pals! 4273 03:15:02,242 --> 03:15:05,182 I'll see you in the morning, if you know what I mean. 4274 03:15:05,210 --> 03:15:07,390 After we sleep! 4275 03:15:07,419 --> 03:15:09,039 [ Sighs ] 4276 03:15:09,076 --> 03:15:10,836 What a time this all has been. 4277 03:15:10,871 --> 03:15:13,251 At least I have a room all to myself. 4278 03:15:13,287 --> 03:15:14,737 [ Sobbing ] 4279 03:15:14,772 --> 03:15:16,432 Who could this mound of wiggling blankets be? 4280 03:15:16,463 --> 03:15:17,643 A spy? 4281 03:15:17,671 --> 03:15:19,541 Hyah! 4282 03:15:19,569 --> 03:15:20,879 Makasu.A spy? 4283 03:15:20,916 --> 03:15:22,636 Since we're not in front of the other girls, 4284 03:15:22,676 --> 03:15:24,296 I don't wanna be subtle anymore. 4285 03:15:24,333 --> 03:15:28,273 There's a fire in my landclam and my hose can't put it out. 4286 03:15:28,302 --> 03:15:30,242 Uh, this is so awesome, 4287 03:15:30,270 --> 03:15:32,720 but I can't get a boner right now 4288 03:15:32,755 --> 03:15:35,305 after merging so hard. 4289 03:15:35,344 --> 03:15:36,864 Please be waiting spread. 4290 03:15:36,897 --> 03:15:38,757 I'm gonna go see if I can boner pill. 4291 03:15:38,796 --> 03:15:40,556 Uh, find some. 4292 03:15:40,590 --> 03:15:43,770 Uh! 4293 03:15:43,801 --> 03:15:46,771 Ooh, um, uh, okay, shoot. 4294 03:15:46,804 --> 03:15:49,984 Uh, apologies! 4295 03:15:50,014 --> 03:15:51,884 I was so absorbed in my books. 4296 03:15:51,912 --> 03:15:52,982 They're all by Umberto Eco. 4297 03:15:53,017 --> 03:15:54,737 Hyugh! Nothing gets me wetter 4298 03:15:54,777 --> 03:15:56,637 than Italian semioticians! 4299 03:15:56,675 --> 03:15:58,675 [ Both moaning ] 4300 03:15:58,712 --> 03:16:01,272 [ Moans echoing ] 4301 03:16:01,301 --> 03:16:04,241 Uh, sorry, I can't easily have sex right now! 4302 03:16:04,269 --> 03:16:07,099 Ah, he's leaving. 4303 03:16:07,134 --> 03:16:09,144 Huh? 4304 03:16:09,171 --> 03:16:10,411 Can I help you? 4305 03:16:10,448 --> 03:16:11,998 Another woman? Uh. 4306 03:16:12,036 --> 03:16:13,686 How come I haven't met you yet? 4307 03:16:13,727 --> 03:16:16,697 Hmmm. Are you a sick boy? 4308 03:16:16,730 --> 03:16:19,910 Oh I dropped mommy's pen down my puff puff. 4309 03:16:19,940 --> 03:16:24,500 [ Distorted groaning ] 4310 03:16:24,531 --> 03:16:26,601 What the hell?! You pervert! 4311 03:16:26,636 --> 03:16:27,976 Huh? [ Grunts ] 4312 03:16:28,017 --> 03:16:31,017 But I secretly have a very angry crush on you. 4313 03:16:31,055 --> 03:16:35,265 Also, I'm a camouflaged sniper. 4314 03:16:35,300 --> 03:16:39,270 How many ladies even live here in this hotel? 4315 03:16:39,304 --> 03:16:41,134 Ah. 4316 03:16:41,168 --> 03:16:44,718 Oh, aren't you a beautiful, passionate, sneaky man. 4317 03:16:44,758 --> 03:16:47,168 I am a very sexy plant lady. 4318 03:16:47,209 --> 03:16:48,279 Holy heck! 4319 03:16:48,313 --> 03:16:49,803 Ah, my God! 4320 03:16:49,832 --> 03:16:52,842 Agh! Women, ladies, ah! 4321 03:16:52,870 --> 03:16:54,940 ♪ You can never leave us 4322 03:16:54,975 --> 03:16:56,355 ♪ Why even try? 4323 03:16:56,390 --> 03:16:57,530 So many ladies! 4324 03:16:57,564 --> 03:16:58,954 ♪ We'll capture then enrapture you ♪ 4325 03:16:58,979 --> 03:17:01,119 ♪ No need to fight 4326 03:17:01,154 --> 03:17:05,194 ♪ Give us your body and do what's right ♪ 4327 03:17:05,227 --> 03:17:08,127 ♪ Makasu 4328 03:17:08,161 --> 03:17:12,681 ♪ Run, run, little coward, from the female gaze ♪ 4329 03:17:12,717 --> 03:17:16,687 ♪ We'll eat your beating heart then set your body ablaze ♪ 4330 03:17:16,721 --> 03:17:20,861 ♪ Destroying your flesh is the highest form of praise ♪ 4331 03:17:20,898 --> 03:17:24,348 ♪ Makasu 4332 03:17:24,384 --> 03:17:28,534 ♪ Makasu 4333 03:17:28,560 --> 03:17:29,560 Ow! Dude! 4334 03:17:29,596 --> 03:17:31,216 The ventriloquist! 4335 03:17:31,253 --> 03:17:33,263 Listen, man, who the heck are all these ladies? 4336 03:17:33,289 --> 03:17:34,979 Earlier there was only three babes when 4337 03:17:35,015 --> 03:17:36,705 you were singing their song, and now there's like at least 4338 03:17:36,741 --> 03:17:38,541 two more babes and one's a plant. 4339 03:17:38,570 --> 03:17:39,880 And now I'm seeing, uh, 4340 03:17:39,917 --> 03:17:41,607 there's a bunch of scary eyes in the forest. 4341 03:17:41,642 --> 03:17:45,342 The implication being there are dozens of more ladies. 4342 03:17:45,370 --> 03:17:46,370 I don't know. 4343 03:17:46,406 --> 03:17:47,856 There aren't many good gigs out here 4344 03:17:47,890 --> 03:17:49,550 for a singing ventriloquist. 4345 03:17:49,581 --> 03:17:53,551 I responded to the ad just 'cause I needed money. 4346 03:17:53,585 --> 03:17:55,375 To be real with you, 4347 03:17:55,415 --> 03:17:59,005 this hot spring hotel wasn't even here yesterday. 4348 03:17:59,039 --> 03:18:01,699 When I got here, it was growing out of the clouds 4349 03:18:01,731 --> 03:18:05,431 in the moonlight, like silver spears of distracting sin. 4350 03:18:05,459 --> 03:18:06,529 I was alone. 4351 03:18:06,564 --> 03:18:08,774 And then, these women appeared. 4352 03:18:08,807 --> 03:18:11,707 They told me I had to sing for a sportsman. 4353 03:18:11,741 --> 03:18:13,301 What the hell is happening?! 4354 03:18:13,329 --> 03:18:14,739 I needed money! 4355 03:18:14,779 --> 03:18:17,019 No one hires ventriloquists! 4356 03:18:17,057 --> 03:18:19,887 [ Labored breathing ] 4357 03:18:19,922 --> 03:18:25,622 ♪♪ 4358 03:18:25,652 --> 03:18:31,592 ♪♪ 4359 03:18:31,623 --> 03:18:33,563 [ Groans ] 4360 03:18:33,591 --> 03:18:36,321 Huh! Don't tell me! 4361 03:18:36,352 --> 03:18:39,982 All the women in this hot spring hotel are made of meat! 4362 03:18:40,011 --> 03:18:42,741 They're treating the meat like women! 4363 03:18:42,772 --> 03:18:44,052 Huh! 4364 03:18:44,084 --> 03:18:45,434 You can't imagine 4365 03:18:45,465 --> 03:18:48,045 how hard it was to sneak into here. 4366 03:18:48,088 --> 03:18:51,568 Doing this whole good girl kitty cleaning act. 4367 03:18:51,609 --> 03:18:53,399 Nyan Nyan Kitty Maid? 4368 03:18:53,438 --> 03:18:54,848 Uh!You fool! 4369 03:18:54,888 --> 03:18:57,508 That was just a disguise! 4370 03:18:57,546 --> 03:18:58,926 Oh, wow! 4371 03:18:58,961 --> 03:19:01,001 I slipped in behind you guys when you summoned 4372 03:19:01,032 --> 03:19:03,242 the rainbow lightning to Hanan Pacha, 4373 03:19:03,276 --> 03:19:05,416 quickly disguised myself in whatever outfit 4374 03:19:05,450 --> 03:19:06,620 I had on hand, 4375 03:19:06,658 --> 03:19:08,248 found a ventriloquist 4376 03:19:08,281 --> 03:19:11,941 who was hired to serenade you with two women hiding underwater 4377 03:19:11,974 --> 03:19:13,704 and wrote him lyrics after bribing him 4378 03:19:13,734 --> 03:19:15,254 to include me in the song. 4379 03:19:15,288 --> 03:19:18,258 But, oh, am I glad to be away from those creepy ladies, 4380 03:19:18,291 --> 03:19:21,021 that flying bear, and your strange God friend. 4381 03:19:21,052 --> 03:19:23,542 No one here to help you anymore! 4382 03:19:23,572 --> 03:19:25,192 Bendy, I think you need to shut up 4383 03:19:25,229 --> 03:19:27,609 'cause I think we're in for a world of plaster pain! 4384 03:19:27,645 --> 03:19:29,645 If these ladies find out you're a secret lady, 4385 03:19:29,681 --> 03:19:32,171 not one of the real ladies of these fake ladies, 4386 03:19:32,201 --> 03:19:34,721 we're going to be in a slit pants forest cudge! 4387 03:19:34,755 --> 03:19:36,445 No! No tricking me now! 4388 03:19:36,481 --> 03:19:38,521 Woman: Aaah! 4389 03:19:38,552 --> 03:19:41,692 You ruined everything! 4390 03:19:41,728 --> 03:19:42,798 Hyah! 4391 03:19:42,832 --> 03:19:43,972 Ah! [ Gunshots ] 4392 03:19:44,006 --> 03:19:47,836 ♪♪ 4393 03:19:47,872 --> 03:19:51,502 Why couldn't you have just kissed them and been a good boy? 4394 03:19:51,531 --> 03:19:53,811 ♪♪ 4395 03:19:53,843 --> 03:19:57,233 Uh, crawling on my hands, uh. 4396 03:19:57,261 --> 03:20:03,031 Time to use you well, sweet little racket. 4397 03:20:03,060 --> 03:20:05,680 Makasu, I took a nighttime soak in the hot tub 4398 03:20:05,717 --> 03:20:08,377 and realized all the women we've seen weren't real 4399 03:20:08,410 --> 03:20:10,240 but made up with silver moon magic 4400 03:20:10,274 --> 03:20:13,004 and all of this has been a trap set by Mama Killa 4401 03:20:13,035 --> 03:20:14,515 to use a meat army of women 4402 03:20:14,554 --> 03:20:17,734 she's created to distract you with hot tubs and sex 4403 03:20:17,764 --> 03:20:20,844 and stop you from winning this tennis adventures. 4404 03:20:20,870 --> 03:20:24,150 At the same time, Bendy Rivers, the mortal detective, 4405 03:20:24,184 --> 03:20:26,154 pretended to be one of the women, 4406 03:20:26,186 --> 03:20:28,016 but he wasn't able to interfere much 4407 03:20:28,050 --> 03:20:29,570 because he's just a normal man, 4408 03:20:29,603 --> 03:20:33,093 and your tennis adventure is on a far bigger cosmic scale 4409 03:20:33,124 --> 03:20:36,024 than his small existence and maybe, 4410 03:20:36,058 --> 03:20:40,788 just maybe, he needs to accept that he's a speck among stars 4411 03:20:40,821 --> 03:20:43,341 and, Makasu, you're brilliant. 4412 03:20:43,376 --> 03:20:46,406 I -- Oh, I see you've, uh, learned yourself. 4413 03:20:46,448 --> 03:20:49,108 Who is she? Flying Bear! 4414 03:20:49,140 --> 03:20:52,070 [ Chirp ] 4415 03:20:52,109 --> 03:20:56,419 She's Mama Killa. The moon. 4416 03:20:56,458 --> 03:20:58,458 Ah. 4417 03:20:59,806 --> 03:21:01,186 Narrator: Mama Killa -- 4418 03:21:01,221 --> 03:21:04,741 M-A-M-A K-I-L-L-A -- in Quechua, 4419 03:21:04,776 --> 03:21:08,056 Mama Killa's name directly translates to "mother moon." 4420 03:21:08,090 --> 03:21:14,650 The sister and wife of sun God Inti and daughter of Viracocha, 4421 03:21:14,683 --> 03:21:16,063 Mama Killa was considered 4422 03:21:16,098 --> 03:21:18,378 the third power in Inca mythology. 4423 03:21:18,411 --> 03:21:20,721 ♪♪ 4424 03:21:20,758 --> 03:21:23,208 Though primarily affiliated with the moon, 4425 03:21:23,243 --> 03:21:25,253 Mama Killa is also a goddess of marriage 4426 03:21:25,280 --> 03:21:29,150 and the menstrual cycle, considered a defender of women. 4427 03:21:29,180 --> 03:21:31,460 She also oversaw time and the calendar, 4428 03:21:31,493 --> 03:21:33,463 due to the fact that many rituals and feasts 4429 03:21:33,495 --> 03:21:35,665 were based upon the lunar cycle. 4430 03:21:35,704 --> 03:21:37,914 Silver was the metal of Mama Killa, 4431 03:21:37,947 --> 03:21:40,157 and gold for her husband, Inti. 4432 03:21:40,191 --> 03:21:42,751 It was said this gold was the sweat of the sun 4433 03:21:42,780 --> 03:21:44,330 and silver the tears of the moon 4434 03:21:44,368 --> 03:21:47,408 as they toiled and wept on behalf of humanity. 4435 03:21:47,440 --> 03:21:50,440 Both sacred metals, and both seen as opposites sides 4436 03:21:50,477 --> 03:21:54,097 yet equally vital parts of life, the masculine and the feminine, 4437 03:21:54,136 --> 03:21:55,406 which required each other 4438 03:21:55,448 --> 03:21:57,448 just as much as day required the night. 4439 03:21:57,484 --> 03:21:59,424 The Inca had a story about Mama Killa 4440 03:21:59,452 --> 03:22:01,252 that accounted for the dark spots 4441 03:22:01,281 --> 03:22:04,461 visible on the moon's face. 4442 03:22:04,491 --> 03:22:07,631 A fox fell in love with her because of her admirable beauty, 4443 03:22:07,667 --> 03:22:10,697 but when he rose into the sky to meet Mama Killa... 4444 03:22:10,739 --> 03:22:18,609 ♪♪ 4445 03:22:18,643 --> 03:22:26,553 ♪♪ 4446 03:22:26,582 --> 03:22:33,972 ♪♪ 4447 03:22:34,003 --> 03:22:35,523 ...she squeezed him so hard, 4448 03:22:35,557 --> 03:22:38,457 patches were created upon the moon's face. 4449 03:22:38,491 --> 03:22:44,191 ♪♪ 4450 03:22:44,221 --> 03:22:49,811 ♪♪ 4451 03:22:49,847 --> 03:22:52,917 Eclipses were seen as spiritually frightening events, 4452 03:22:52,953 --> 03:22:54,373 and specifically lunar eclipses 4453 03:22:54,403 --> 03:22:57,483 were associated with Mama Killa being in danger. 4454 03:22:57,510 --> 03:23:00,340 That, perhaps, an animal like a snake or mountain lion 4455 03:23:00,375 --> 03:23:01,995 would be attacking her. 4456 03:23:02,031 --> 03:23:05,311 Because of this, attempts were made to scare away this attacker 4457 03:23:05,345 --> 03:23:07,655 by throwing weapons, gesturing violently, 4458 03:23:07,692 --> 03:23:11,832 and making a lot of loud noise during these celestial events. 4459 03:23:11,869 --> 03:23:14,529 If the animal were to win its battle with Mama Killa, 4460 03:23:14,561 --> 03:23:17,941 it was believed that world would be left in darkness. 4461 03:23:17,978 --> 03:23:20,018 Even after the Spanish conquered the Inca, 4462 03:23:20,049 --> 03:23:23,569 traditions around eclipses persisted in native beliefs. 4463 03:23:23,605 --> 03:23:25,225 Because of this, the Spanish could use 4464 03:23:25,262 --> 03:23:28,442 their understanding of astronomy to their advantage and predict 4465 03:23:28,472 --> 03:23:31,442 when eclipses would take place, earning great respect 4466 03:23:31,475 --> 03:23:35,335 and possibly fear from the population. 4467 03:23:35,375 --> 03:23:37,895 At night, Mama Killa hovers sweetly in the air, 4468 03:23:37,929 --> 03:23:40,899 a reminder of celestial empathy and care, 4469 03:23:40,932 --> 03:23:43,252 that even when the sun disappears from view, 4470 03:23:43,280 --> 03:23:45,520 the Gods are with us, loving. 4471 03:23:45,558 --> 03:23:48,628 ♪♪ 4472 03:23:48,664 --> 03:23:51,534 Ahhhhh! 4473 03:23:51,564 --> 03:23:55,884 ♪♪ 4474 03:23:55,913 --> 03:23:57,473 You maggot. 4475 03:23:57,501 --> 03:24:00,711 Despicable leeching trash. 4476 03:24:00,745 --> 03:24:03,885 People have preyed on this continent for centuries. 4477 03:24:03,921 --> 03:24:05,371 Whatever, Mama Killa. 4478 03:24:05,405 --> 03:24:07,125 You know what I'm here for. 4479 03:24:07,165 --> 03:24:08,885 To finish the job. 4480 03:24:08,926 --> 03:24:10,546 But you will fail! 4481 03:24:10,583 --> 03:24:12,593 This Goddess is serious business, 4482 03:24:12,619 --> 03:24:14,929 also with very serious thighs! 4483 03:24:14,966 --> 03:24:17,446 Hyah! 4484 03:24:17,486 --> 03:24:21,766 How about I give you first serve? 4485 03:24:21,801 --> 03:24:24,321 Hyah. Ow! 4486 03:24:24,355 --> 03:24:27,765 I'm not gonna let you score even once. 4487 03:24:27,807 --> 03:24:29,397 Ouch! Ooh! Ow! 4488 03:24:29,429 --> 03:24:32,569 [Bleep] yeah, burns just like the moon burning. 4489 03:24:32,605 --> 03:24:35,435 Quit poking her moon ball. You'll damage your fingers. 4490 03:24:35,470 --> 03:24:37,400 True, I'll damage my fingers, 4491 03:24:37,437 --> 03:24:41,267 and I need them for tennis finger. 4492 03:24:41,303 --> 03:24:44,103 Huwahh! 4493 03:24:44,133 --> 03:24:50,143 ♪♪ 4494 03:24:50,174 --> 03:24:53,324 I loved my son. 4495 03:24:53,350 --> 03:24:55,210 A squirming little child, 4496 03:24:55,248 --> 03:24:57,938 a slug of love in my arms, 4497 03:24:57,975 --> 03:25:01,315 and with every cute yawn, a gust of wind would come 4498 03:25:01,358 --> 03:25:03,288 and blow the hair out of my eyes. 4499 03:25:03,325 --> 03:25:05,185 Fwaauuhhh! 4500 03:25:05,223 --> 03:25:07,953 ♪♪ 4501 03:25:07,985 --> 03:25:09,805 [ Sniffle-snort ] 4502 03:25:09,849 --> 03:25:13,199 How does it feel to kill someone's son? 4503 03:25:13,231 --> 03:25:15,611 A small wind boy? 4504 03:25:15,648 --> 03:25:17,618 Ah! Gah, my foot! 4505 03:25:17,650 --> 03:25:19,620 I've got a feeling your son Kon was, like, 4506 03:25:19,652 --> 03:25:21,452 almost permanently in a child form 4507 03:25:21,481 --> 03:25:24,481 because you don't age like me, normal boy, does. 4508 03:25:24,519 --> 03:25:26,069 I went form boy to adult. 4509 03:25:26,106 --> 03:25:28,556 But, what I'm saying is it's arbitrary for you to say, 4510 03:25:28,592 --> 03:25:30,392 "Oh, you've killed a boy" when he's been a boy 4511 03:25:30,421 --> 03:25:33,491 since like four hundred million years ago. 4512 03:25:33,528 --> 03:25:35,878 I don't really care.Ah! 4513 03:25:35,909 --> 03:25:37,979 Gahhh! Clearly! 4514 03:25:38,015 --> 03:25:39,635 [ Sobbing ] You monster! 4515 03:25:39,672 --> 03:25:42,922 Stomping through and leaving a scorched mess 4516 03:25:42,951 --> 03:25:44,331 wherever you go. 4517 03:25:44,366 --> 03:25:45,706 You nightmare! You monster! 4518 03:25:45,747 --> 03:25:47,507 You little worm!How do I pick up this ball? 4519 03:25:47,542 --> 03:25:49,852 It burns like the moon. 4520 03:25:49,889 --> 03:25:51,579 Hey, slimeball! 4521 03:25:51,615 --> 03:25:53,545 Aren't you listening to me? 4522 03:25:53,582 --> 03:25:56,382 Back pocket dimension Flying Bear? 4523 03:25:56,413 --> 03:25:58,483 Do Daddy a solid and hold the ball for me. 4524 03:25:58,518 --> 03:25:59,518 Uh.It's hot, 4525 03:25:59,554 --> 03:26:01,354 but I don't care if you hurt. 4526 03:26:01,383 --> 03:26:04,393 Thanks![ Disheartened chirps ] 4527 03:26:04,421 --> 03:26:07,111 Just a couple practice swings. 4528 03:26:07,147 --> 03:26:10,737 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 4529 03:26:10,772 --> 03:26:12,262 Huah, huah! 4530 03:26:12,290 --> 03:26:14,500 Okay. Phew. 4531 03:26:14,534 --> 03:26:18,404 I think I'm ready![ Chirping ] 4532 03:26:18,435 --> 03:26:21,125 The big match between Mama Killa and Makasu, 4533 03:26:21,161 --> 03:26:25,891 a tennis dilemma with, uh, who knows whatever happens! 4534 03:26:25,925 --> 03:26:28,855 Hmpf. You've got this, Makasu. 4535 03:26:28,893 --> 03:26:32,693 ♪♪ 4536 03:26:32,725 --> 03:26:34,275 Now! 4537 03:26:34,312 --> 03:26:37,902 Grab! Moon! Smash! 4538 03:26:37,937 --> 03:26:39,037 Hueh! 4539 03:26:39,076 --> 03:26:41,866 ♪♪ 4540 03:26:41,906 --> 03:26:44,876 Hah! 4541 03:26:44,909 --> 03:26:48,569 [ Grunting ] 4542 03:26:48,603 --> 03:26:52,883 Menstrual star child! 4543 03:26:52,917 --> 03:26:54,227 Menstrual star child? 4544 03:26:54,263 --> 03:27:06,413 The next stage of life! 4545 03:27:06,448 --> 03:27:08,348 Hyaaah! 4546 03:27:08,381 --> 03:27:10,451 Agh, gosh! 4547 03:27:10,487 --> 03:27:13,007 Uh! Oh, no.[ Chirp ] 4548 03:27:13,041 --> 03:27:15,941 Agh! Luckily we had my bucket of spit. 4549 03:27:15,975 --> 03:27:23,255 ♪♪ 4550 03:27:23,292 --> 03:27:30,782 ♪♪ 4551 03:27:30,817 --> 03:27:37,927 ♪♪ 4552 03:27:37,962 --> 03:27:42,692 [ Panting ] So much power! 4553 03:27:42,726 --> 03:27:46,756 Let it burrow in your wretched skull! 4554 03:27:46,799 --> 03:27:49,939 Wipe your thoughts and memories 4555 03:27:49,974 --> 03:27:53,394 from existence! 4556 03:27:53,426 --> 03:27:55,316 Uughhh. I gotta think! 4557 03:27:55,359 --> 03:27:59,399 [ Smug chuckle ] 4558 03:27:59,432 --> 03:28:01,472 Whoo, unh! 4559 03:28:01,503 --> 03:28:04,333 What a pathetic hit! 4560 03:28:04,368 --> 03:28:06,508 Are you burnt out already? 4561 03:28:06,543 --> 03:28:10,413 [ Groaning ] 4562 03:28:10,443 --> 03:28:17,043 ♪♪ 4563 03:28:17,070 --> 03:28:22,800 [ Echoing ] Spit bucket hyooo! 4564 03:28:22,835 --> 03:28:25,525 Huh? Did he return the ball? 4565 03:28:25,562 --> 03:28:28,842 [ Steam hissing ] 4566 03:28:28,875 --> 03:28:31,145 Hmpf! There it is! 4567 03:28:31,188 --> 03:28:38,368 ♪♪ 4568 03:28:38,402 --> 03:28:39,682 [ Scream echoing ] 4569 03:28:39,714 --> 03:28:43,554 No, Star Child! 4570 03:28:43,580 --> 03:28:46,890 ♪♪ 4571 03:28:46,928 --> 03:28:49,928 It's mine now. 4572 03:28:49,965 --> 03:28:51,545 My fertility? 4573 03:28:51,588 --> 03:28:54,178 [ Groaning ] 4574 03:28:54,211 --> 03:29:01,841 ♪♪ 4575 03:29:01,874 --> 03:29:05,024 Huahhhh! 4576 03:29:05,049 --> 03:29:06,839 Power float down. 4577 03:29:06,879 --> 03:29:09,849 Huahhhh. 4578 03:29:09,882 --> 03:29:12,372 I've been sucking in your god-family's energy 4579 03:29:12,401 --> 03:29:13,961 this whole journey, Mama Killa, 4580 03:29:13,989 --> 03:29:17,029 and I figured maybe this once, instead of being afraid, 4581 03:29:17,061 --> 03:29:19,751 I could actively use that to defeat you. 4582 03:29:19,788 --> 03:29:22,548 You were so intent on killing me outright, after all. 4583 03:29:22,584 --> 03:29:24,454 How did you -- 4584 03:29:24,482 --> 03:29:26,212 But you needed to be vulnerable, 4585 03:29:26,243 --> 03:29:30,213 which is why I made the steam with my spit-bucket move. 4586 03:29:30,247 --> 03:29:32,797 During your blindness, my Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear 4587 03:29:32,836 --> 03:29:34,726 flew into my back pocket dimension. 4588 03:29:34,769 --> 03:29:37,149 Flying Bear covered itself with a plastic bag 4589 03:29:37,185 --> 03:29:40,775 in order to protect itself from the power of the sesho-seki, 4590 03:29:40,809 --> 03:29:44,919 the Japanese killing stone that I won from the Shinto spirits 4591 03:29:44,951 --> 03:29:47,231 when I defeated them in Ultimate Frisbee. 4592 03:29:47,264 --> 03:29:49,614 I always thought it was too difficult to use, 4593 03:29:49,646 --> 03:29:51,956 seeing as it kills anything it touches directly 4594 03:29:51,993 --> 03:29:54,623 but I confused your little menstruation star child 4595 03:29:54,651 --> 03:29:56,721 with a curveball swerve serve technique, 4596 03:29:56,756 --> 03:29:59,446 and it grazed its finger destroying the star child 4597 03:29:59,483 --> 03:30:02,833 and leaving your uterus open for my hands to reach in. 4598 03:30:02,866 --> 03:30:05,486 [ Groaning ]Shhh. 4599 03:30:05,523 --> 03:30:08,013 Shush, just die. 4600 03:30:08,043 --> 03:30:10,323 Game! Set! Match! 4601 03:30:10,356 --> 03:30:13,636 Bleblugbuhbelbhebheughbleh! 4602 03:30:13,670 --> 03:30:17,610 ♪♪ 4603 03:30:18,640 --> 03:30:21,640 ♪♪ 4604 03:30:21,678 --> 03:30:24,468 Wow! Now I know get what heaving feels like. 4605 03:30:24,508 --> 03:30:26,198 This is a wacky turn of events. 4606 03:30:26,234 --> 03:30:28,514 You look very good. 4607 03:30:28,546 --> 03:30:30,546 [ Cooing ] 4608 03:30:30,583 --> 03:30:32,453 Back Pocket Dimension's using my titties 4609 03:30:32,481 --> 03:30:34,931 as a bedroom for sleeping! 4610 03:30:34,967 --> 03:30:37,757 What a sweet boy slut, horny boy. 4611 03:30:37,797 --> 03:30:40,177 Shhh, shhh. You can sleep for three minutes 4612 03:30:40,213 --> 03:30:42,463 before I wake you up with a scream. 4613 03:30:42,491 --> 03:30:44,291 You -- you look very good. 4614 03:30:44,321 --> 03:30:45,361 Like a ripe fig. 4615 03:30:45,391 --> 03:30:46,461 Cool it, man. 4616 03:30:46,495 --> 03:30:47,835 Sexuality almost tempted Makasu 4617 03:30:47,876 --> 03:30:49,666 in Mama Killa's hot springs. 4618 03:30:49,706 --> 03:30:50,776 Uh. Don't let it 4619 03:30:50,810 --> 03:30:52,230 cloud your judgment. Uh. 4620 03:30:52,260 --> 03:30:54,120 Will this be harder than I thought? 4621 03:30:54,158 --> 03:30:58,578 143, 142, 141, 140. 4622 03:30:58,611 --> 03:30:59,791 That's it! I've had it! 4623 03:30:59,819 --> 03:31:02,479 Bendy Rivers! My nemesis! 4624 03:31:02,511 --> 03:31:06,861 Hyugh. Every time no matter what happens, you wiggle out! 4625 03:31:06,895 --> 03:31:10,135 Agh! This whole plan, this whole outfit, 4626 03:31:10,174 --> 03:31:11,494 I corner you for once 4627 03:31:11,520 --> 03:31:14,900 and this whole thing literally comes crumbling down! 4628 03:31:14,938 --> 03:31:18,868 But, Bendy, you can't do a shoot me if your gun fell down. 4629 03:31:18,907 --> 03:31:20,697 No, shh. The Chilean man is yelling. 4630 03:31:20,737 --> 03:31:22,597 Just try and sleep through it, okay? 4631 03:31:22,635 --> 03:31:24,185 No! You're just ignoring me! 4632 03:31:24,223 --> 03:31:25,713 Bendy, can you please keep it down? 4633 03:31:25,742 --> 03:31:27,232 My Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear slave 4634 03:31:27,260 --> 03:31:29,060 is only allowed to sleep several minutes a day 4635 03:31:29,090 --> 03:31:32,160 because I am a cruel owner and master, okay? 4636 03:31:32,196 --> 03:31:35,196 73, 72, 71, 4637 03:31:35,234 --> 03:31:37,344 70, 69 -- hehe -- 4638 03:31:37,374 --> 03:31:40,414 68, 67, 66, 4639 03:31:40,446 --> 03:31:42,546 65, 64. 4640 03:31:42,586 --> 03:31:45,726 Bendy: No. I have to let go. 4641 03:31:45,762 --> 03:31:47,702 I haven't been happy for a decade. 4642 03:31:47,729 --> 03:31:51,109 All to fail at arresting you. 4643 03:31:51,146 --> 03:31:55,456 You've tricked me, hurt me, broke me. 4644 03:31:55,495 --> 03:31:58,425 Makasu, you win. 4645 03:31:58,464 --> 03:32:01,714 I don't really care. 4646 03:32:01,743 --> 03:32:02,853 Can you send me back to Earth? 4647 03:32:02,882 --> 03:32:04,612 Of course, mortal. 4648 03:32:04,642 --> 03:32:10,202 ♪♪ 4649 03:32:10,234 --> 03:32:12,584 -My sweet Almendra? -Bendy? 4650 03:32:12,616 --> 03:32:14,756 I don't want to be separated. 4651 03:32:14,791 --> 03:32:17,031 I don't want to divorce. -No, no, no. 4652 03:32:17,069 --> 03:32:20,039 I'm sorry, you can't just decide that. 4653 03:32:20,072 --> 03:32:23,452 This is a relationship. A conversation. 4654 03:32:23,489 --> 03:32:25,589 L-let me finish. 4655 03:32:25,629 --> 03:32:27,489 I found out who I want to be. 4656 03:32:27,527 --> 03:32:29,427 I don't want to waste any more time away from you. 4657 03:32:29,460 --> 03:32:31,950 I appreciate you saying this, but... 4658 03:32:31,980 --> 03:32:33,780 I want to come home 4659 03:32:33,810 --> 03:32:35,950 and be a Nyan Nyan Kitty Maid for our family. 4660 03:32:35,984 --> 03:32:37,754 Being dressed like this pretty kitty maid 4661 03:32:37,779 --> 03:32:39,749 is the happiest I've ever felt. 4662 03:32:39,781 --> 03:32:41,061 Will you have me, Sonia, 4663 03:32:41,093 --> 03:32:42,783 even if I'm a Nyan Nyan Kitty Maid? 4664 03:32:42,819 --> 03:32:44,229 Like a cat? 4665 03:32:44,268 --> 03:32:46,058 Listen, come home. 4666 03:32:46,098 --> 03:32:49,098 Let's take a walk in the park. We can talk about it. 4667 03:32:49,135 --> 03:32:52,755 I'll be a stay at home kitten maid nyan nyan. 4668 03:32:52,794 --> 03:32:54,764 I do still love you. 4669 03:32:56,798 --> 03:32:57,768 I'm sorry. 4670 03:32:57,799 --> 03:33:00,459 Makasu: 10, 9, 8, 4671 03:33:00,491 --> 03:33:05,501 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4672 03:33:05,531 --> 03:33:08,191 2, 1. 4673 03:33:08,223 --> 03:33:11,433 Huahhh! 4674 03:33:11,468 --> 03:33:15,958 You, uh, you look very good. 4675 03:33:15,990 --> 03:33:18,610 Like a -- Like a ripe fig. 4676 03:33:18,647 --> 03:33:20,267 Thanks, babe. 4677 03:33:20,304 --> 03:33:21,374 Huah! 4678 03:33:21,409 --> 03:33:22,649 Time keeps moving along 4679 03:33:22,686 --> 03:33:24,166 like a timid night lamp. 4680 03:33:24,205 --> 03:33:26,685 The treasure of South America feels so close though. 4681 03:33:26,724 --> 03:33:28,284 You're really doing your best. 4682 03:33:28,312 --> 03:33:31,382 Chair Umpire, back when we first met, you were right. 4683 03:33:31,419 --> 03:33:34,629 This has been my most difficult challenge yet. 4684 03:33:34,663 --> 03:33:37,463 This may be your most difficult challenge yet, Makasu. 4685 03:33:37,494 --> 03:33:41,954 Whoa! Are you saying I'm mentally challenged? 4686 03:33:41,981 --> 03:33:43,501 I gotta admit when I told you 4687 03:33:43,534 --> 03:33:45,954 that you were gonna absorb the Gods you defeated, 4688 03:33:45,985 --> 03:33:47,635 I didn't realize you'd find a way 4689 03:33:47,676 --> 03:33:49,576 to use it to win at tennis. 4690 03:33:49,609 --> 03:33:51,369 It's true. I might've suppressed it. 4691 03:33:51,404 --> 03:33:53,414 Just like the God of Tennis tells me to do 4692 03:33:53,441 --> 03:33:54,751 with all my feelings. 4693 03:33:54,787 --> 03:33:57,647 But now I have a few extra X chromosomes 4694 03:33:57,686 --> 03:33:59,376 because of the power of Mama Killa. 4695 03:33:59,412 --> 03:34:01,692 Though I refuse to master the powers of wind, 4696 03:34:01,725 --> 03:34:03,545 electricity, or water, or death. 4697 03:34:03,589 --> 03:34:06,489 Those Gods aren't as fun as the power of interest me 4698 03:34:06,523 --> 03:34:08,083 in the femininity. 4699 03:34:08,111 --> 03:34:10,151 Speaking of suppressing, God of Tennis, 4700 03:34:10,182 --> 03:34:12,982 are you trying to hide your wet dream you just had? 4701 03:34:13,012 --> 03:34:15,572 You should probably tuck your downstairs pants 4702 03:34:15,601 --> 03:34:16,881 [bleep] away, you little naughty boy. 4703 03:34:16,913 --> 03:34:18,363 I'm good! I'm fine now. 4704 03:34:18,397 --> 03:34:19,497 I'm normal again. 4705 03:34:19,536 --> 03:34:20,706 Hold on, guys. 4706 03:34:20,744 --> 03:34:22,094 As a chair umpire, 4707 03:34:22,125 --> 03:34:25,015 I am an impartial judge to the events occurring, 4708 03:34:25,059 --> 03:34:28,439 but it does not stop me from celebrating your successes, 4709 03:34:28,476 --> 03:34:31,236 which is why I've brought you the gift of dance. 4710 03:34:31,272 --> 03:34:34,002 Look at the tennis court now. 4711 03:34:34,033 --> 03:34:37,113 Oh, look, this part must be when I beat Ekeko in tennis 4712 03:34:37,140 --> 03:34:38,870 by giving him a fractal gift. 4713 03:34:38,900 --> 03:34:43,460 Yeah, yes, and now we go underwater, I think. 4714 03:34:43,491 --> 03:34:46,181 Or was it the underworld? 4715 03:34:46,218 --> 03:34:48,008 We went to the sky though too and defeated 4716 03:34:48,047 --> 03:34:49,217 Kon in the other one. 4717 03:34:49,255 --> 03:34:51,775 No, Supay was the underworld I think. 4718 03:34:51,809 --> 03:34:53,569 He had shiny eyes. 4719 03:34:53,604 --> 03:34:55,194 Sexy eyes. Guh. 4720 03:34:55,227 --> 03:34:58,017 You have kind of sexy eyes as well. 4721 03:34:58,057 --> 03:35:00,057 Right, no, sexy eyes, and this is the part of the dance 4722 03:35:00,094 --> 03:35:03,104 where you saved me by showing that his sexy eyes 4723 03:35:03,131 --> 03:35:04,371 were actually not big sexy eyes 4724 03:35:04,408 --> 03:35:06,448 but actually really tiny ugly tiny eyes. 4725 03:35:06,479 --> 03:35:09,209 And now the dancers confront the tricky colon. 4726 03:35:09,241 --> 03:35:11,551 The wormy dancer is pretending to be eaten 4727 03:35:11,588 --> 03:35:12,928 by the you-looking dancer. 4728 03:35:12,969 --> 03:35:14,279 Oh, yeah, cool. 4729 03:35:14,315 --> 03:35:16,205 And there being a frozen pisco sour drink now 4730 03:35:16,248 --> 03:35:18,318 to beat Mama Cocha at the game of tennis. 4731 03:35:18,353 --> 03:35:21,053 We sure have gotten ourselves out of some tight binds. 4732 03:35:21,080 --> 03:35:24,500 Mostly I did all the work, but I guess you were also there. 4733 03:35:24,532 --> 03:35:26,292 Now we go into the sky? 4734 03:35:26,327 --> 03:35:28,227 This seems out of order.It doesn't matter. 4735 03:35:28,260 --> 03:35:30,060 The dances are pretty self-contained. 4736 03:35:30,089 --> 03:35:33,509 I like how one dancer is up on the shoulders like that. 4737 03:35:33,541 --> 03:35:34,961 Ahh. But watch out. 4738 03:35:34,991 --> 03:35:37,061 Here comes Mama Killa to avenge the other Gods. 4739 03:35:37,096 --> 03:35:38,676 Yeah, right, God of Tennis. 4740 03:35:38,718 --> 03:35:41,338 Don't pretend you don't remember that I just now beat Mama Killa 4741 03:35:41,376 --> 03:35:43,236 at tennis by doing a spit-bucket trick, 4742 03:35:43,275 --> 03:35:45,135 killing the star baby with a death rock, 4743 03:35:45,173 --> 03:35:46,593 and stealing her fertility. 4744 03:35:46,623 --> 03:35:48,073 We just did that five minutes ago. 4745 03:35:48,107 --> 03:35:49,867 And see, now that the dancers danced 4746 03:35:49,902 --> 03:35:51,012 that they're just standing there 4747 03:35:51,041 --> 03:35:55,081 dancing the dance of us standing. 4748 03:35:55,114 --> 03:35:58,604 That was a very good recap dance. 4749 03:35:58,635 --> 03:36:02,085 ♪ Don't give up 4750 03:36:02,121 --> 03:36:04,431 ♪ On your dreams 4751 03:36:04,468 --> 03:36:07,778 ♪ Never be awake 4752 03:36:07,816 --> 03:36:10,466 ♪ Sleep forever 4753 03:36:10,509 --> 03:36:14,509 ♪♪ 4754 03:36:14,547 --> 03:36:17,857 ♪ Generic Ambien 4755 03:36:17,895 --> 03:36:21,275 ♪ Tune out the rest 4756 03:36:21,313 --> 03:36:25,973 ♪ It's your sleepy quest 4757 03:36:26,007 --> 03:36:28,977 ♪ Waking up is overrated 4758 03:36:29,010 --> 03:36:32,150 ♪ Words get scrambled, not translated ♪ 4759 03:36:32,186 --> 03:36:35,396 ♪ Social bonds so fabricated 4760 03:36:35,430 --> 03:36:39,020 ♪ And real life feeling isolated ♪ 4761 03:36:39,055 --> 03:36:42,325 ♪ Dream time ain't adulterated 4762 03:36:42,368 --> 03:36:45,918 ♪ Souls, they ain't eviscerated ♪ 4763 03:36:45,958 --> 03:36:49,168 ♪ Do-do, do-do, do-dated 4764 03:36:49,203 --> 03:36:52,553 ♪ Oh, I already stated 4765 03:36:52,585 --> 03:36:56,035 ♪ Don't give up on your dreams ♪ 4766 03:36:56,072 --> 03:36:57,522 ♪ Never be awake 4767 03:36:57,556 --> 03:36:59,316 ♪ Sleep forever 4768 03:36:59,351 --> 03:37:02,491 ♪ Mommy needs just five more minutes ♪ 4769 03:37:02,526 --> 03:37:05,906 ♪ Sleep can solve any endeavor ♪ 4770 03:37:05,943 --> 03:37:09,153 ♪ Don't give up on your dreams ♪ 4771 03:37:09,188 --> 03:37:12,608 ♪ Never be awake and sleep forever ♪ 4772 03:37:12,640 --> 03:37:16,090 ♪ Bills pay themselves in your dreams ♪ 4773 03:37:16,126 --> 03:37:17,606 ♪ Leave out the food 4774 03:37:17,645 --> 03:37:20,855 ♪ Your kids are clever 4775 03:37:20,889 --> 03:37:23,749 ♪ It's okay 4776 03:37:23,789 --> 03:37:27,789 ♪ Just let go of your 4777 03:37:27,827 --> 03:37:32,867 ♪ Bodily functions 4778 03:37:32,901 --> 03:37:35,351 ♪ Your brain now 4779 03:37:35,387 --> 03:37:38,907 ♪ Sentient being 4780 03:37:38,942 --> 03:37:42,052 ♪ You don't need 4781 03:37:42,083 --> 03:37:45,363 ♪ Bodily functions 4782 03:37:45,397 --> 03:37:50,297 ♪♪ 4783 03:37:53,750 --> 03:37:57,060 [ Garbled voice ] 4784 03:38:01,792 --> 03:38:05,282 [ Garbled voice ] 4785 03:38:10,663 --> 03:38:12,043 [ Garbled voice ] 4786 03:38:13,804 --> 03:38:16,084 [ Garbled voice ] 4787 03:38:17,946 --> 03:38:24,746 ♪♪ 4788 03:38:24,781 --> 03:38:26,961 Huh! How about that? 4789 03:38:26,990 --> 03:38:28,510 El Presidente. 4790 03:38:28,543 --> 03:38:30,583 Which camera am I looking at? 4791 03:38:30,614 --> 03:38:32,414 Hi. I'm Maxime Simonet. 4792 03:38:32,444 --> 03:38:35,104 I'm the creator and director of this piece, also the star. 4793 03:38:35,136 --> 03:38:38,236 I play Makasu, and I'd like to thank you 4794 03:38:38,277 --> 03:38:42,137 for listening to me talk for five hours so far. 4795 03:38:42,178 --> 03:38:45,938 And being five hours into such an ep-- 4796 03:38:45,974 --> 03:38:47,744 Let's wait for them to leave. 4797 03:38:48,977 --> 03:38:52,837 ♪♪ 4798 03:38:52,878 --> 03:38:54,158 My mother Vicky Whiting, 4799 03:38:54,190 --> 03:38:56,850 and my father [bleep]. 4800 03:38:56,882 --> 03:38:59,162 Without them I wouldn't have been conceived. 4801 03:38:59,195 --> 03:39:02,195 Uh, special thanks to this brand of cola. 4802 03:39:04,165 --> 03:39:06,685 Special thanks to Hideo Kojima, 4803 03:39:06,719 --> 03:39:08,889 who I think is a large influence for me 4804 03:39:08,928 --> 03:39:11,168 and has such an autistic way 4805 03:39:11,207 --> 03:39:15,137 of telling stories that really resonates -- 4806 03:39:15,176 --> 03:39:18,626 [ Background music stops abruptly ] 4807 03:39:18,662 --> 03:39:20,322 So, should we close that door here? 4808 03:39:20,354 --> 03:39:22,294 [ Music resumes ] Special thanks to these shoes 4809 03:39:22,321 --> 03:39:25,981 I've worn for about two years now. 4810 03:39:26,014 --> 03:39:27,464 Falling apart. 4811 03:39:27,499 --> 03:39:30,229 Shoelaces are nothing. If you look inside, 4812 03:39:30,260 --> 03:39:33,470 I don't even think the bottom is on correctly. 4813 03:39:33,505 --> 03:39:37,715 It looks like some horny dog just took a bite out of this. 4814 03:39:37,750 --> 03:39:42,030 It looks like some starving animal took a bite out of this. 4815 03:39:42,065 --> 03:39:43,995 Special thanks to Vietnam. 4816 03:39:44,032 --> 03:39:46,312 I mean, not Vietnam -- "Venture Bros.", 4817 03:39:46,345 --> 03:39:48,755 which took a break on production, a long hiatus, 4818 03:39:48,796 --> 03:39:51,246 to make sure we could execute this project, 4819 03:39:51,281 --> 03:39:54,181 which has so far cost $4 million, 4820 03:39:54,215 --> 03:39:56,315 and as you see this graphic on the screen 4821 03:39:56,355 --> 03:39:58,835 the number keeps going up. 4822 03:39:58,875 --> 03:40:01,495 Special thanks to the hours of hentai animations 4823 03:40:01,533 --> 03:40:04,613 I'd watch online, mainly when I was in high school, 4824 03:40:04,639 --> 03:40:06,329 programs such as "Bible Black," 4825 03:40:06,365 --> 03:40:09,605 where those sisters were [bleep] each other. 4826 03:40:09,644 --> 03:40:11,754 Am I allowed to say that? We all love sisters. 4827 03:40:11,784 --> 03:40:14,244 I mean, like what -- it's like they have sisterly love 4828 03:40:14,270 --> 03:40:16,240 but also they're making each other nut. 4829 03:40:16,272 --> 03:40:17,762 Eva Angelina -- 4830 03:40:17,790 --> 03:40:20,350 I think it was like a cam-- like, she was on web cam, 4831 03:40:20,379 --> 03:40:23,239 and when she was gonna orgasm, she said "I'm gonna nut." 4832 03:40:23,279 --> 03:40:25,699 And I still [bleep]. 4833 03:40:25,729 --> 03:40:29,349 But pretty funny when a girl says she's gonna nut. 4834 03:40:29,388 --> 03:40:30,558 Like, good for her. 4835 03:40:30,596 --> 03:40:32,246 Special thanks to the remaining hour 4836 03:40:32,288 --> 03:40:35,978 of "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu," which honestly, is gonna -- 4837 03:40:36,015 --> 03:40:37,525 I think it's gonna be really enlightening 4838 03:40:37,569 --> 03:40:39,359 to some young white men out there. 4839 03:40:39,398 --> 03:40:42,538 Please get on Pornosite, upload all of this onto 4840 03:40:42,574 --> 03:40:44,404 Pornosite, make sure people can watch this 4841 03:40:44,438 --> 03:40:47,128 with the commercials on Pornosite. 4842 03:40:47,164 --> 03:40:48,614 I wanna see those comments go up. 4843 03:40:48,649 --> 03:40:52,479 I wanna see dickgiggler76 write down in the comments, 4844 03:40:52,515 --> 03:40:54,615 "Whoa... 4845 03:40:54,655 --> 03:40:57,105 not really hot, 4846 03:40:57,140 --> 03:40:59,970 but, dang, 4847 03:41:00,005 --> 03:41:01,895 I love this." 4848 03:41:01,938 --> 03:41:04,078 Narrator: Few Gods remain on Makasu's greatest 4849 03:41:04,112 --> 03:41:05,462 journey into tennis treasures. 4850 03:41:05,493 --> 03:41:06,913 A towering broken creator deity 4851 03:41:06,943 --> 03:41:08,843 threatens to crush all of his dreams. 4852 03:41:08,876 --> 03:41:11,086 But are his worst fears within his friend group? 4853 03:41:11,119 --> 03:41:14,499 Break your TV into four pieces and then [bleep] the pieces. 4854 03:41:14,537 --> 03:41:18,707 ♪♪ 4855 03:41:21,889 --> 03:41:24,099 ♪♪ 4856 03:41:24,132 --> 03:41:27,172 Hmm. Looks like we're going straight through the place. 4857 03:41:27,204 --> 03:41:29,174 Mm-hmm. Looks like it. 4858 03:41:29,206 --> 03:41:30,786 Yes. Straight. Mm-hmm. 4859 03:41:30,829 --> 03:41:32,829 Viracocha was the supreme god, 4860 03:41:32,865 --> 03:41:35,275 created everything in the Incan mythos. 4861 03:41:35,316 --> 03:41:37,176 But he journeyed across the Pacific, 4862 03:41:37,214 --> 03:41:38,634 never to be seen again...Hmm. 4863 03:41:38,664 --> 03:41:40,774 ...until he returned and retired here, 4864 03:41:40,804 --> 03:41:43,774 among the roots and the sea foam and the wrinkle rocks. 4865 03:41:43,807 --> 03:41:46,707 His age honestly made him a burden to the younger gods. 4866 03:41:46,741 --> 03:41:48,541 Ugh. No, don't remind me. 4867 03:41:48,571 --> 03:41:51,711 Old people. Ugh. The worst of all age groups. 4868 03:41:51,746 --> 03:41:54,196 [ Thinking ] Hmm. Except for my grandfather. 4869 03:41:54,231 --> 03:42:00,821 ♪♪ 4870 03:42:00,859 --> 03:42:02,619 ♪ Everything is light 4871 03:42:02,654 --> 03:42:06,804 ♪ Everything is light 4872 03:42:06,830 --> 03:42:09,320 ♪♪ 4873 03:42:09,350 --> 03:42:14,840 ♪ Closer than Heaven and the underlay of things ♪ 4874 03:42:14,873 --> 03:42:16,363 ♪♪ 4875 03:42:16,392 --> 03:42:18,222 ♪ Everything is light 4876 03:42:18,255 --> 03:42:21,805 ♪ Everything is light 4877 03:42:21,845 --> 03:42:23,325 ♪♪ 4878 03:42:23,364 --> 03:42:31,724 ♪ Closer than Heaven and the underlay of thi-i-i-i-ngs ♪ 4879 03:42:31,752 --> 03:42:36,832 ♪♪ 4880 03:42:36,860 --> 03:42:40,490 [ Singing in Japanese ][ Chirps ] 4881 03:42:40,519 --> 03:42:51,219 ♪♪ 4882 03:42:51,254 --> 03:42:54,264 ♪ War breaks out every day 4883 03:42:54,291 --> 03:42:55,431 ♪ War breaks out every day 4884 03:42:55,465 --> 03:43:01,015 ♪ In the sunshine 4885 03:43:01,057 --> 03:43:04,407 ♪♪ 4886 03:43:04,440 --> 03:43:09,930 [ Singing in Japanese ] 4887 03:43:09,962 --> 03:43:17,072 ♪♪ 4888 03:43:17,107 --> 03:43:24,217 ♪♪ 4889 03:43:24,252 --> 03:43:25,532 [ Wind howling ] 4890 03:43:25,564 --> 03:43:28,574 [ Bird screeches ] 4891 03:43:28,602 --> 03:43:31,192 [ Snake slithers ] 4892 03:43:32,606 --> 03:43:33,876 [ Quacks ] 4893 03:43:33,917 --> 03:43:36,707 Viracocha's primordials line these halls. 4894 03:43:36,748 --> 03:43:39,788 I've always found them... unsettling. 4895 03:43:39,820 --> 03:43:41,930 You're just being a scaredy-pussy, God of Tennis. 4896 03:43:41,960 --> 03:43:43,240 Oh, my God, what was that? 4897 03:43:43,271 --> 03:43:44,831 Ooh! Ooh!What was that? 4898 03:43:44,859 --> 03:43:45,649 Huh? 4899 03:43:45,688 --> 03:43:47,968 Ohh. [ Shudders ] 4900 03:43:48,000 --> 03:43:55,730 ♪♪ 4901 03:43:55,767 --> 03:43:58,247 [ Hookah bubbles ] 4902 03:43:58,286 --> 03:44:00,426 Ah, this is some good stuff. 4903 03:44:00,461 --> 03:44:02,121 Ahh, I just love the bump-bump. 4904 03:44:02,152 --> 03:44:04,742 Like when you stir -- you spoon around a macaroni, 4905 03:44:04,776 --> 03:44:06,566 and it makes that squishy noise. 4906 03:44:06,605 --> 03:44:07,805 I wish this was forever. 4907 03:44:07,848 --> 03:44:10,018 Bump-bump for the rest of my life. 4908 03:44:10,057 --> 03:44:13,607 God, I'm so happy. 4909 03:44:13,647 --> 03:44:14,857 King Statue: It's not their fault. 4910 03:44:14,889 --> 03:44:16,579 I mean, I-I told them to do this. 4911 03:44:16,615 --> 03:44:19,685 I told them to do their bump-bump happy place. 4912 03:44:19,722 --> 03:44:22,102 I didn't tell them that it's all gonna be over 4913 03:44:22,138 --> 03:44:24,448 in about 25 minutes. 4914 03:44:24,485 --> 03:44:27,105 Look at them go, just bump-bump. 4915 03:44:27,143 --> 03:44:28,283 I mean, I love bump-bump. 4916 03:44:28,316 --> 03:44:30,386 I wish I could be bump-bumping right now. 4917 03:44:30,422 --> 03:44:31,802 Yeah, bump-bump's great. 4918 03:44:31,837 --> 03:44:33,807 But, you know, I've got the truth inside. 4919 03:44:33,839 --> 03:44:35,219 And you know the truth 4920 03:44:35,254 --> 03:44:38,474 just drives me right up like an arid winter. 4921 03:44:38,499 --> 03:44:39,639 It's fine that I'm dry. 4922 03:44:39,673 --> 03:44:42,303 I've been here before. Many times. 4923 03:44:42,330 --> 03:44:43,500 Few things get me out of it. 4924 03:44:43,539 --> 03:44:45,989 But, you know, here I am. Dry. 4925 03:44:46,024 --> 03:44:48,134 And the fabric of our slot in time 4926 03:44:48,164 --> 03:44:50,514 is about to be ripped right before us. 4927 03:44:50,546 --> 03:44:51,856 And none of those guys know. 4928 03:44:51,892 --> 03:44:53,312 They don't know. We know. 4929 03:44:53,341 --> 03:44:54,621 You changed the world, Robert. 4930 03:44:54,653 --> 03:44:56,343 There's no stopping this. It's time. 4931 03:44:56,379 --> 03:44:58,899 Everything ends, Robert. And everything begins again. 4932 03:44:58,933 --> 03:45:00,873 We're just experiments. 4933 03:45:00,901 --> 03:45:03,321 Some attempt at life. 4934 03:45:03,351 --> 03:45:04,731 A-A blip --A blip? 4935 03:45:04,767 --> 03:45:05,797 Mm, yeah, a blip.A blip. 4936 03:45:05,837 --> 03:45:06,867 Blip.I like that word. 4937 03:45:06,907 --> 03:45:08,147 Blip.Blip's a good word. 4938 03:45:08,184 --> 03:45:09,154 Blip. Yeah, blip. 4939 03:45:09,185 --> 03:45:11,075 ♪♪ 4940 03:45:11,118 --> 03:45:11,978 Ah, uh. 4941 03:45:12,015 --> 03:45:14,155 Those damn stone visions. 4942 03:45:14,190 --> 03:45:15,500 It all makes sense now. 4943 03:45:15,536 --> 03:45:16,676 Ah, forget about it. 4944 03:45:16,710 --> 03:45:18,330 These stone giants are just pissy 4945 03:45:18,366 --> 03:45:20,816 that they were an earlier attempt at existence, 4946 03:45:20,852 --> 03:45:22,652 sad because they aren't real 4947 03:45:22,681 --> 03:45:24,991 and this is the real world... 4948 03:45:25,028 --> 03:45:26,098 for now. 4949 03:45:26,133 --> 03:45:29,453 That also makes sense, I think. 4950 03:45:29,481 --> 03:45:31,101 [ Melancholy music plays ] 4951 03:45:31,138 --> 03:45:33,068 Thanks for touching me sometimes. 4952 03:45:33,105 --> 03:45:36,035 I know I can be weird about it, but thank you. 4953 03:45:36,074 --> 03:45:37,524 [ Chirps ] 4954 03:45:37,558 --> 03:45:38,938 Hey, Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. 4955 03:45:38,973 --> 03:45:41,113 Me and the God of Tennis, we just shared a vision. 4956 03:45:41,148 --> 03:45:42,838 Isn't that wild?Oh [ chirps ] 4957 03:45:42,874 --> 03:45:44,744 Ugh! No, stop! You're being jealous, 4958 03:45:44,772 --> 03:45:46,912 and it's so controlling and emotionally abusive of you, 4959 03:45:46,947 --> 03:45:49,847 and I've had it up to here, which is my neck. 4960 03:45:49,881 --> 03:45:54,201 [ Melancholy music continues ] 4961 03:45:54,230 --> 03:45:59,890 [ Echoing ] Who...walks... among...the...primordial? 4962 03:45:59,925 --> 03:46:02,545 I...cannot...see...them. 4963 03:46:02,583 --> 03:46:06,413 Aaaaaaaaaah! 4964 03:46:06,449 --> 03:46:07,729 Makasu: Oh, whoa. Ooh. 4965 03:46:07,761 --> 03:46:09,691 It's hard to hold my foot on this. Ugh! Ugh! 4966 03:46:09,728 --> 03:46:11,208 [ Thinking ] Why am I holding my foot? 4967 03:46:11,247 --> 03:46:13,387 [ Bloop! ] I should let go of my foot. 4968 03:46:13,421 --> 03:46:14,491 [ Grunts nervously ] 4969 03:46:14,526 --> 03:46:16,596 I'm very bad with rumbling pillars, 4970 03:46:16,632 --> 03:46:17,942 the feeling of weightlessness, 4971 03:46:17,978 --> 03:46:19,698 like everything will fall beneath me. 4972 03:46:19,738 --> 03:46:20,768 Ku--[ Bloop! ] 4973 03:46:20,808 --> 03:46:22,088 I wish I could hold my foot. 4974 03:46:22,120 --> 03:46:23,740 Ugh! I can't grab my foot. 4975 03:46:23,777 --> 03:46:26,157 Y-Y-Yes. I understand. 4976 03:46:26,193 --> 03:46:28,303 Thanks for letting me hold you, pal. 4977 03:46:28,333 --> 03:46:29,333 It helps. 4978 03:46:29,368 --> 03:46:31,438 Viracocha: You are... 4979 03:46:31,474 --> 03:46:33,824 very good-looking. 4980 03:46:33,856 --> 03:46:37,306 Like...a ripe...fig. 4981 03:46:37,342 --> 03:46:38,522 Viracocha! 4982 03:46:38,550 --> 03:46:40,900 They've come to challenge you in tennis! 4983 03:46:40,932 --> 03:46:41,732 Hmm? 4984 03:46:41,760 --> 03:46:44,250 They...have...come... 4985 03:46:44,280 --> 03:46:46,110 to...tennis...you! 4986 03:46:46,144 --> 03:46:48,424 Ten...nis. 4987 03:46:48,456 --> 03:46:50,666 [ Rumbling ]Tennis. 4988 03:46:50,700 --> 03:46:53,740 Sorry, he's very old and annoying. 4989 03:46:53,772 --> 03:46:55,082 I was just saying earlier 4990 03:46:55,118 --> 03:46:56,978 that everything becomes annoying when it's old. 4991 03:46:57,017 --> 03:46:59,327 Except for old dogs. They get a little cute 4992 03:46:59,364 --> 03:47:01,824 until they grow blood balls all over their body 4993 03:47:01,849 --> 03:47:03,089 and whine all the time.[ Dogs whine ] 4994 03:47:03,126 --> 03:47:05,086 Old things are annoying. 4995 03:47:05,128 --> 03:47:07,748 How old are you, Chair Umpire? 25. 4996 03:47:07,786 --> 03:47:10,436 We...always...loved...tennis. 4997 03:47:10,478 --> 03:47:11,618 [ Stone crackles ] 4998 03:47:11,652 --> 03:47:13,792 Were you talking about dogs? 4999 03:47:13,827 --> 03:47:15,617 Yeah, he just said that old dogs 5000 03:47:15,656 --> 03:47:17,656 aren't as annoying as other old things, 5001 03:47:17,693 --> 03:47:19,763 because we're currently discussing 5002 03:47:19,798 --> 03:47:22,038 how old and annoying you are, sir. 5003 03:47:22,076 --> 03:47:27,046 I always liked dogs. 5004 03:47:27,081 --> 03:47:30,401 [ Thinking ] Does the universe age? 5005 03:47:30,429 --> 03:47:31,809 Some say I created it, 5006 03:47:31,845 --> 03:47:34,155 but so many beings are credited with that. 5007 03:47:34,192 --> 03:47:37,022 Creation -- It's a dime a dozen. 5008 03:47:37,057 --> 03:47:39,467 Were we created by those seeking a creator? 5009 03:47:39,507 --> 03:47:43,407 Aaaaaaaaaaah! A back and forth of beginnings and endings. 5010 03:47:43,442 --> 03:47:44,692 Like a match of tennis. 5011 03:47:44,720 --> 03:47:46,170 Chicken volleys with the egg. 5012 03:47:46,204 --> 03:47:48,794 Something must have come before all of that, 5013 03:47:48,827 --> 03:47:50,897 before whatever cycle of creation 5014 03:47:50,933 --> 03:47:52,973 led us to being here now. 5015 03:47:53,004 --> 03:47:54,804 An origin point?[ Twinkle! ] 5016 03:47:54,833 --> 03:47:56,043 A birth? 5017 03:47:56,076 --> 03:47:57,526 Does it have a beginning? 5018 03:47:57,560 --> 03:47:59,800 Does it have an end? 5019 03:47:59,838 --> 03:48:01,078 [ Muttering indistinctly ] 5020 03:48:01,115 --> 03:48:02,495 Are you... 5021 03:48:02,530 --> 03:48:04,810 the parasite...of me? 5022 03:48:04,843 --> 03:48:06,023 Or am I... 5023 03:48:06,051 --> 03:48:08,361 the parasite...of you? 5024 03:48:08,398 --> 03:48:10,058 [ Stone crackling ] 5025 03:48:10,090 --> 03:48:12,990 Tennis. So bright. 5026 03:48:13,024 --> 03:48:14,854 Like...the sun. 5027 03:48:14,888 --> 03:48:16,988 Like my son. 5028 03:48:17,028 --> 03:48:18,998 I wonder how my son is. 5029 03:48:19,030 --> 03:48:22,340 Viracocha -- the Incan creator of all things. 5030 03:48:22,378 --> 03:48:25,108 Father to Mama Killa and to Inti. 5031 03:48:25,139 --> 03:48:27,759 Inti. His name keeps coming up. 5032 03:48:27,797 --> 03:48:29,347 He's gonna be your final opponent, 5033 03:48:29,385 --> 03:48:31,725 if you can survive this old piece of shit. 5034 03:48:31,767 --> 03:48:33,907 Old, dusty shit dried. 5035 03:48:33,941 --> 03:48:37,771 The end...is...so very soon. 5036 03:48:37,807 --> 03:48:39,567 Aaaah! 5037 03:48:39,602 --> 03:48:41,222 I've come so far, man. 5038 03:48:41,259 --> 03:48:43,539 I've confronted my past, given gifts. 5039 03:48:43,571 --> 03:48:46,401 I've drank too much. I've changed genders, even. 5040 03:48:46,436 --> 03:48:49,126 My soul is a scrambled egg of screaming losers 5041 03:48:49,163 --> 03:48:52,753 all dancing like slutty marbles underneath my skin. 5042 03:48:52,788 --> 03:48:55,448 Huah! Are you prepared to join them, sir? 5043 03:48:55,480 --> 03:48:57,380 Perhaps.[ Warble ] 5044 03:48:57,413 --> 03:48:58,593 My serve? 5045 03:48:58,621 --> 03:49:00,381 Hyah! Go ahead, sir. 5046 03:49:00,416 --> 03:49:02,276 [ Tennis ball bounces ] 5047 03:49:02,314 --> 03:49:04,494 Aaaaaaah! 5048 03:49:04,523 --> 03:49:05,803 [ Stone crackling ] 5049 03:49:05,835 --> 03:49:08,385 Oooooh-ohhhhhhhh! 5050 03:49:08,424 --> 03:49:11,394 [ Rumbling ] 5051 03:49:11,427 --> 03:49:14,087 [ Warbling ] 5052 03:49:16,018 --> 03:49:18,088 Aw, man, this is slow and boring. 5053 03:49:18,123 --> 03:49:20,923 Hey, God of Tennis, is it rude when I say it's slow and boring? 5054 03:49:20,954 --> 03:49:23,584 In most cases, I'd say, yes, that was rude. 5055 03:49:23,611 --> 03:49:26,751 But rudeness seems to have fueled your drive for success, 5056 03:49:26,787 --> 03:49:28,057 and as I've always said, 5057 03:49:28,099 --> 03:49:30,479 politeness don't have no place 5058 03:49:30,515 --> 03:49:31,585 on no tennis court. 5059 03:49:31,619 --> 03:49:33,349 Yeah, you're right! 5060 03:49:33,380 --> 03:49:35,590 Aaaaaaaaaaah! 5061 03:49:35,623 --> 03:49:38,213 [ Rumbling ] 5062 03:49:41,802 --> 03:49:43,602 [ Rumbling continues ] 5063 03:49:43,631 --> 03:49:45,151 You know, in the time we've had to wait, 5064 03:49:45,185 --> 03:49:47,355 I-I managed to write a few spoken-word pieces. 5065 03:49:47,394 --> 03:49:49,604 Wow, I didn't know you did spoken word. 5066 03:49:49,637 --> 03:49:51,017 Well, it -- it also just -- 5067 03:49:51,053 --> 03:49:53,263 It wasn't even a skill I had before we had to wait. 5068 03:49:53,296 --> 03:49:54,296 Oh, well. 5069 03:49:54,332 --> 03:49:55,642 [ Microphone feedback ][ Coughs ] 5070 03:49:55,678 --> 03:49:56,848 Thank you, uh, for showing us 5071 03:49:56,886 --> 03:49:58,296 that this is, indeed, a microphone 5072 03:49:58,336 --> 03:50:00,926 by illustrating the feedback sound effect, 5073 03:50:00,959 --> 03:50:02,789 Flying Bear. 5074 03:50:02,823 --> 03:50:04,863 Now it's my turn to cough. 5075 03:50:04,894 --> 03:50:08,454 Female Voice: Bristle-comb pines live more than 5,000 years. 5076 03:50:08,484 --> 03:50:11,634 Male Voice: Bark-ridged fingers sunk in stone. 5077 03:50:11,659 --> 03:50:14,179 Together: Watch the cathedrals rise from dust... 5078 03:50:14,214 --> 03:50:16,294 Female Voice: And melt like sidewalk salt. 5079 03:50:16,319 --> 03:50:18,219 Male Voice: But they also know fire. 5080 03:50:18,252 --> 03:50:21,362 Female Voice: And rots. And I want to grow old. 5081 03:50:21,393 --> 03:50:23,363 Male Voice: I want to feel my blood cool. 5082 03:50:23,395 --> 03:50:27,295 Let my parents' voices drop leaf-like from withered arms. 5083 03:50:27,330 --> 03:50:29,710 Female Voice: There's a dog waiting for me at a corner. 5084 03:50:29,746 --> 03:50:31,886 Male Voice: Rooms no one goes where they're young... 5085 03:50:31,921 --> 03:50:35,751 Female Voice: Rooms a little slower, a little more patient. 5086 03:50:35,787 --> 03:50:37,057 Together: And someday... 5087 03:50:37,099 --> 03:50:38,719 Male Voice: I will be the time of night 5088 03:50:38,755 --> 03:50:40,375 where the streets get empty. 5089 03:50:40,412 --> 03:50:43,072 I won't be alive, but I won't be you. 5090 03:50:43,105 --> 03:50:45,345 Female Voice: Barnacle on the skin of the world. 5091 03:50:45,383 --> 03:50:48,143 Male Voice: Virus sunk in spinal fluid. 5092 03:50:48,179 --> 03:50:50,319 Together: Unmoved. 5093 03:50:50,353 --> 03:50:53,873 Female Voice: It's more of a curse to stay unchanged. 5094 03:50:53,909 --> 03:50:57,499 Male Voice: Crater on a windless planet. 5095 03:50:57,533 --> 03:50:59,853 [ Fingers snapping ][ Chirps ] 5096 03:51:02,883 --> 03:51:05,543 [ Snap fingers ] 5097 03:51:05,575 --> 03:51:06,745 [ Rumbling ] 5098 03:51:06,783 --> 03:51:08,163 [ Tennis ball bounces ]Gasp! 5099 03:51:08,199 --> 03:51:10,789 Here it comes! Ah! 5100 03:51:10,822 --> 03:51:12,722 Oh, man! 5101 03:51:12,755 --> 03:51:14,925 [ Grunts ] 5102 03:51:14,964 --> 03:51:18,594 Here it comes! Ah! 5103 03:51:18,623 --> 03:51:20,563 Ah, here it comes! 5104 03:51:20,590 --> 03:51:22,700 [ Ball whooshing ] 5105 03:51:22,730 --> 03:51:25,800 [ Twinkle! ]Oh, man! 5106 03:51:25,837 --> 03:51:28,357 Here it comes! 5107 03:51:28,391 --> 03:51:30,011 Here comes the ball. Okay. 5108 03:51:30,048 --> 03:51:33,778 [ Whooshing continues ] 5109 03:51:33,810 --> 03:51:35,120 It is coming. 5110 03:51:35,157 --> 03:51:39,817 [ Whooshing continues ] 5111 03:51:40,196 --> 03:51:42,096 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu." 5112 03:51:42,129 --> 03:51:45,199 Uh, ga-- Okay, here it comes. 5113 03:51:45,236 --> 03:51:47,066 [ Tennis ball bounces ] 5114 03:51:47,100 --> 03:51:49,970 [ Ball whooshing ] 5115 03:51:49,999 --> 03:51:52,969 This is much like a -- a ruined orgasm. 5116 03:51:53,002 --> 03:51:54,252 A ruined orgasm? 5117 03:51:54,279 --> 03:51:56,489 Now, Makasu, I think that's rude! 5118 03:51:56,523 --> 03:51:59,223 Just recently, I asked you if something else was rude. 5119 03:51:59,250 --> 03:52:01,910 [ Thinking ] Time has lost all meaning. 5120 03:52:01,942 --> 03:52:03,052 [ Whistle blows ]Foul! 5121 03:52:03,081 --> 03:52:04,391 This is very boring. 5122 03:52:04,427 --> 03:52:06,947 And I was too nervous to say so earlier. 5123 03:52:06,982 --> 03:52:08,162 [ Thinking ] That damn chair. 5124 03:52:08,190 --> 03:52:09,570 Always nervous. 5125 03:52:09,605 --> 03:52:10,495 [ Whistle blows ] 5126 03:52:10,537 --> 03:52:12,397 I'll need to check my rule book 5127 03:52:12,435 --> 03:52:14,745 for a very specific ruling. 5128 03:52:14,782 --> 03:52:16,132 ♪♪ 5129 03:52:16,163 --> 03:52:18,753 The ball's going through puberty. 5130 03:52:18,786 --> 03:52:20,926 Hey, normally, you'd think the ball would have to drop 5131 03:52:20,961 --> 03:52:22,241 before it goes through puberty. 5132 03:52:22,273 --> 03:52:24,173 Got -- You know what I'm saying, Chair Umpire? 5133 03:52:24,206 --> 03:52:25,406 [ Whistle blows ]Please! 5134 03:52:25,448 --> 03:52:27,618 I'm already so nervous! Ah! 5135 03:52:27,657 --> 03:52:28,997 That damn chair! 5136 03:52:29,038 --> 03:52:30,138 Always nervous. 5137 03:52:30,177 --> 03:52:31,827 [ Whistle blowing ] 5138 03:52:31,868 --> 03:52:36,288 My ruling is that, in tennis, we can evoke the Nap Clause. 5139 03:52:36,321 --> 03:52:38,951 That's right! The famous Nap Clause. 5140 03:52:38,979 --> 03:52:41,289 This tennis rule states that if any volley 5141 03:52:41,326 --> 03:52:43,326 ends in one of the players taking a nap, 5142 03:52:43,363 --> 03:52:45,023 all formalities are out the window, 5143 03:52:45,054 --> 03:52:47,514 and violent measures are allowed to be used, 5144 03:52:47,539 --> 03:52:49,129 but on the flip side, 5145 03:52:49,162 --> 03:52:51,722 if someone murders the essence of the nap itself, 5146 03:52:51,750 --> 03:52:54,030 they become the Saint Nap Man...[ Snoring ] 5147 03:52:54,063 --> 03:52:56,343 ...and must gift children and adults with naps 5148 03:52:56,376 --> 03:52:57,856 for the rest of eternity. 5149 03:52:57,894 --> 03:52:59,624 Yep, he's right.[ Snorting ] Uh, uh. 5150 03:52:59,655 --> 03:53:02,035 Everyone's being so boring and basic right now. 5151 03:53:02,071 --> 03:53:03,971 It's hard for me staying awake. Ugh! 5152 03:53:04,004 --> 03:53:05,634 Makasu! You've fallen asleep! 5153 03:53:05,661 --> 03:53:07,801 You're free to use violence to win! 5154 03:53:07,835 --> 03:53:09,385 Whoa, violence! Violence! 5155 03:53:09,423 --> 03:53:11,363 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear![ Chirps ] 5156 03:53:11,391 --> 03:53:13,011 Ahh! With my mastery of T-ball, 5157 03:53:13,048 --> 03:53:16,498 I defeated the Igbo god of justice and war, Kamalu, 5158 03:53:16,534 --> 03:53:19,364 and stole his sword, the Mmaagha Kamalu. 5159 03:53:19,399 --> 03:53:22,199 Uh, it was on the rolling savannas of Nigeria. 5160 03:53:22,229 --> 03:53:25,539 Legend says this sword glows evil when red is nearby. 5161 03:53:25,577 --> 03:53:27,027 Uh, the other way. 5162 03:53:27,062 --> 03:53:29,892 Legend says it glows red when evil's nearby. 5163 03:53:29,926 --> 03:53:31,236 I have yet to un-sheathe it, 5164 03:53:31,273 --> 03:53:33,833 but it reminds me of "Lord of the Rings." 5165 03:53:33,861 --> 03:53:36,661 Stinger, by Bilbo Baggin. 5166 03:53:36,692 --> 03:53:37,832 [ Grunts ] 5167 03:53:37,865 --> 03:53:39,315 This sexy piece of steel knows 5168 03:53:39,350 --> 03:53:41,660 that a mad broken god's hanging around. 5169 03:53:41,697 --> 03:53:44,177 [ Shing! ]And I guess you need to be brought to your knees 5170 03:53:44,217 --> 03:53:46,667 with the power of magical Nigerian sword. 5171 03:53:46,702 --> 03:53:48,952 [ Thinking ] Normally, Makasu defeats gods in sports 5172 03:53:48,980 --> 03:53:52,160 to weaken them, and could never match them in straight combat, 5173 03:53:52,190 --> 03:53:54,780 but Viracocha is so old and boring, 5174 03:53:54,813 --> 03:53:57,203 he stands no chance against one of the relics 5175 03:53:57,230 --> 03:53:58,920 Makasu stole from a Nigerian god 5176 03:53:58,955 --> 03:54:01,335 that only has one passing mention in Wikipedia 5177 03:54:01,372 --> 03:54:03,032 with no real cited sources. 5178 03:54:03,063 --> 03:54:04,513 [ Echoing ] Hyah! Hyong! 5179 03:54:04,547 --> 03:54:08,617 Grassland! Tremors! Of! War! 5180 03:54:08,655 --> 03:54:11,615 I...vibrate. 5181 03:54:11,658 --> 03:54:12,728 [ Warbling ] 5182 03:54:12,762 --> 03:54:14,072 [ Viracocha whimpers ] 5183 03:54:14,109 --> 03:54:18,669 [ Rumbling ][ Hissing ] 5184 03:54:23,980 --> 03:54:26,220 [ Gasps softly ] 5185 03:54:26,259 --> 03:54:27,609 Goodbye.[ Sloop! ] 5186 03:54:27,639 --> 03:54:29,369 Very good weapon. You're a good weapon. 5187 03:54:29,400 --> 03:54:31,200 Who's a good weapon? Mwah! 5188 03:54:31,229 --> 03:54:33,199 It's Mmaagha Kamalu. Mwah! 5189 03:54:33,231 --> 03:54:36,751 Huh? Why does it still sense evil? 5190 03:54:36,786 --> 03:54:37,926 Chair Umpire? 5191 03:54:37,960 --> 03:54:39,410 Aah! Oh, man! 5192 03:54:39,444 --> 03:54:41,214 Flying Bear? Ah! 5193 03:54:41,239 --> 03:54:42,379 [ Chirps ] 5194 03:54:42,413 --> 03:54:44,283 God of Tennis? Ah! 5195 03:54:44,311 --> 03:54:45,931 Come on, Makasu. Makasu? 5196 03:54:45,968 --> 03:54:48,798 It's just a Nigerian sword relic. 5197 03:54:48,833 --> 03:54:51,663 Am I the evil? 5198 03:54:51,698 --> 03:54:52,838 The whole time? 5199 03:54:52,871 --> 03:54:54,111 [ Breasts deflate ] 5200 03:54:54,149 --> 03:54:55,119 Oh, no. 5201 03:54:55,150 --> 03:54:56,940 [ Balloon deflates ] 5202 03:54:56,979 --> 03:54:58,079 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 5203 03:54:58,118 --> 03:54:59,428 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 5204 03:54:59,464 --> 03:55:01,094 [ Breathing heavily ] Wait, wait, wait. 5205 03:55:01,121 --> 03:55:02,471 Makasu, wait! Stop! 5206 03:55:02,502 --> 03:55:04,092 I shouldn't have listened to you, God of Tennis. 5207 03:55:04,124 --> 03:55:05,134 Stop! 5208 03:55:05,160 --> 03:55:06,440 [ Grunts ] 5209 03:55:06,471 --> 03:55:07,301 [ Sobs ] 5210 03:55:07,334 --> 03:55:11,484 Makasu-u-u-u-u-u! 5211 03:55:11,511 --> 03:55:14,241 [ Sobbing ] I'm evil! I'm evil! 5212 03:55:14,272 --> 03:55:15,582 What are you even saying? 5213 03:55:15,618 --> 03:55:18,308 It's been me. It's been me the whole time. 5214 03:55:18,345 --> 03:55:20,105 And you made me ignore it. 5215 03:55:20,140 --> 03:55:21,520 Supay tried to show me, 5216 03:55:21,555 --> 03:55:23,585 a-and, sure, it was a tactic to weaken me 5217 03:55:23,626 --> 03:55:26,006 to make me useless at tennis, but it's not like 5218 03:55:26,042 --> 03:55:28,942 I haven't used tricks to make people useless and weak. 5219 03:55:28,976 --> 03:55:30,626 A-And he was right, you know? 5220 03:55:30,668 --> 03:55:33,358 Think of that girl, the teacher, the -- the janitor, 5221 03:55:33,395 --> 03:55:34,945 the bully, the wife. 5222 03:55:34,982 --> 03:55:36,852 The freaking wife, man! 5223 03:55:36,881 --> 03:55:39,781 And -- And all the gods that just stood in my way -- 5224 03:55:39,815 --> 03:55:42,435 the Norse, Egyptian, Japanese, Mayan, Polynesian, 5225 03:55:42,473 --> 03:55:44,993 Greek, Indigenous, American... 5226 03:55:45,027 --> 03:55:46,197 the Incan. 5227 03:55:46,235 --> 03:55:47,265 Your friends. 5228 03:55:47,305 --> 03:55:48,435 No, no, I told you. 5229 03:55:48,479 --> 03:55:50,379 They were aberrant. Lost. 5230 03:55:50,412 --> 03:55:51,692 That doesn't make sense! 5231 03:55:51,723 --> 03:55:53,623 Even when the heart is in the right place, 5232 03:55:53,656 --> 03:55:56,276 the soul of this land is a forgotten relic. 5233 03:55:56,314 --> 03:55:58,904 Relics! [Bleep] relics! 5234 03:55:58,937 --> 03:56:00,627 Maybe I wanted those relics 'cause they're, like, 5235 03:56:00,663 --> 03:56:04,633 a -- a direct, uh, measurement of my worth 5236 03:56:04,667 --> 03:56:05,737 or something. 5237 03:56:05,772 --> 03:56:08,192 It meant that I meant something. 5238 03:56:08,223 --> 03:56:09,573 People weren't enough for me to beat. 5239 03:56:09,603 --> 03:56:12,473 No, I had to have these nonsense trophies 5240 03:56:12,503 --> 03:56:13,503 'cause I don't have anything else 5241 03:56:13,538 --> 03:56:14,818 tying me to anything. 5242 03:56:14,850 --> 03:56:16,990 No family, no one that cares about me, 5243 03:56:17,024 --> 03:56:18,234 everyone bitterly looking at me 5244 03:56:18,267 --> 03:56:20,097 as some dumb overachiever at sports. 5245 03:56:20,131 --> 03:56:23,311 And I go around the world busting my ass all in my 20s 5246 03:56:23,341 --> 03:56:26,481 to just kill these gods and take what's theirs 5247 03:56:26,517 --> 03:56:29,897 and beat these fabrications of the human experience 5248 03:56:29,934 --> 03:56:32,354 just to prove some point that I mean something? 5249 03:56:32,385 --> 03:56:34,415 That I'm better? That I'm -- That I'm what? 5250 03:56:34,456 --> 03:56:36,176 That I'm what? That I'm what?! 5251 03:56:36,216 --> 03:56:38,866 It's almost like tennis should have been the end, you know? 5252 03:56:38,908 --> 03:56:40,358 Nice return, Makasu. 5253 03:56:40,393 --> 03:56:41,883 Remembering my grandfather 5254 03:56:41,911 --> 03:56:43,841 falling on the rac-quet-ball court... 5255 03:56:43,879 --> 03:56:45,049 Aah! Brain! 5256 03:56:45,087 --> 03:56:47,847 ...should have stopped me, woken me up, kinda. 5257 03:56:47,883 --> 03:56:50,233 "You've done enough, you've taken enough," 5258 03:56:50,265 --> 03:56:51,395 the sadness told me. 5259 03:56:51,438 --> 03:56:53,128 But you, God of Tennis -- 5260 03:56:53,164 --> 03:56:57,244 You -- You made me push onwards. 5261 03:56:57,272 --> 03:56:59,902 You twisted my selective empathy, 5262 03:56:59,929 --> 03:57:01,279 and you manipulated me. 5263 03:57:01,310 --> 03:57:02,620 You wanted the treasure. 5264 03:57:02,656 --> 03:57:04,556 They needed to be laid to rest. 5265 03:57:04,589 --> 03:57:06,699 Rest? They're inside me, 5266 03:57:06,729 --> 03:57:09,869 like little whispers of spit under my tongue, 5267 03:57:09,905 --> 03:57:12,795 like slutty marbles in my skin. 5268 03:57:12,839 --> 03:57:15,049 I-I can't. This isn't normal. 5269 03:57:15,082 --> 03:57:17,742 None of this was normal, but that -- that's, like, 5270 03:57:17,775 --> 03:57:20,155 the least normal and worst part of it all. 5271 03:57:20,191 --> 03:57:21,261 Slap! [ Echoing ] Aah! 5272 03:57:21,296 --> 03:57:23,436 What, did Viracocha's dying spirit 5273 03:57:23,470 --> 03:57:25,540 give you an iota of self-awareness? 5274 03:57:25,576 --> 03:57:27,366 Or is it the fact that, this time, 5275 03:57:27,405 --> 03:57:29,055 you didn't tear your victim open 5276 03:57:29,096 --> 03:57:31,166 with a sport, but with a weapon? 5277 03:57:31,202 --> 03:57:32,722 Give it up, Makasu! 5278 03:57:32,755 --> 03:57:34,445 Slap! Aah! 5279 03:57:34,481 --> 03:57:36,451 You're greedy. You covet. 5280 03:57:36,483 --> 03:57:38,733 And you're ultimately alone. 5281 03:57:38,761 --> 03:57:39,731 I know this. 5282 03:57:39,762 --> 03:57:42,082 God of Tennis, you've instilled me 5283 03:57:42,109 --> 03:57:44,909 with affirmation after affirmation of my self-repression, 5284 03:57:44,940 --> 03:57:47,740 but the very deities you've helped me absorb are now... 5285 03:57:47,770 --> 03:57:50,600 [ Sighs ] They're clouding me. 5286 03:57:50,635 --> 03:57:52,325 They're clouding me right now. 5287 03:57:52,361 --> 03:57:53,401 Slap! Aah! 5288 03:57:53,431 --> 03:57:54,951 I can't do this. 5289 03:57:54,984 --> 03:57:56,994 Not with you...anymore. 5290 03:57:57,021 --> 03:57:58,571 [ Sword clangs ] 5291 03:57:58,609 --> 03:58:00,749 If I'm gonna finish this, 5292 03:58:00,783 --> 03:58:02,853 I can't be confused by your baloney. 5293 03:58:02,889 --> 03:58:05,689 I'll get the treasure of South America. 5294 03:58:05,719 --> 03:58:06,929 On my own. 5295 03:58:06,962 --> 03:58:08,832 And then I'll be done with it. 5296 03:58:08,860 --> 03:58:10,310 Don't follow me! 5297 03:58:10,345 --> 03:58:12,415 [ Sobbing ] 5298 03:58:12,450 --> 03:58:14,630 [ Chirping ] 5299 03:58:14,659 --> 03:58:23,599 ♪♪ 5300 03:58:23,634 --> 03:58:28,604 [ Sobbing continues ] 5301 03:58:28,639 --> 03:58:30,229 [ Thinking ] I'm completely alone. 5302 03:58:30,261 --> 03:58:32,881 [ Babbling indistinctly ] 5303 03:58:35,991 --> 03:58:37,511 I have so many conflicting feelings. 5304 03:58:37,544 --> 03:58:39,314 Why do I have so many feelings? 5305 03:58:39,339 --> 03:58:41,959 [ Babbling continues ] 5306 03:58:41,997 --> 03:58:44,067 Hup! Hup! 5307 03:58:44,102 --> 03:58:46,692 Hup! Hup! 5308 03:58:46,726 --> 03:58:48,796 [ Tennis ball bounces ] 5309 03:58:48,831 --> 03:58:50,631 [ Groans ] 5310 03:58:50,661 --> 03:58:53,801 [ Chuckles ] Hey, a little urn. 5311 03:58:53,836 --> 03:58:55,666 You know, I've always thought 5312 03:58:55,700 --> 03:58:58,530 those kids who just traveled around, uh, Europe and stuff -- 5313 03:58:58,565 --> 03:59:01,635 You know, I always thought that they were avoiding something, right? 5314 03:59:01,672 --> 03:59:03,162 They're not really doing anything. 5315 03:59:03,190 --> 03:59:04,500 And they come back, 5316 03:59:04,537 --> 03:59:05,637 and they're like, "Oh, it's such an experience." 5317 03:59:05,676 --> 03:59:07,706 You just, like...[ Warbling ] 5318 03:59:07,747 --> 03:59:09,157 I bet you're wondering how I even got 5319 03:59:09,196 --> 03:59:10,536 this Back Pocket Dimension. 5320 03:59:10,577 --> 03:59:13,477 What sort of convenient pants does Makasu have? 5321 03:59:13,511 --> 03:59:16,001 How come, when I transformed into a woman, 5322 03:59:16,031 --> 03:59:18,901 my bikini bottoms still has a Back Pocket Dimension? 5323 03:59:18,930 --> 03:59:20,930 It's -- None of this makes -- I don't know, it's... 5324 03:59:20,967 --> 03:59:21,827 [ Urn shatters ] 5325 03:59:21,864 --> 03:59:24,424 To be honest, it's a metaphor. 5326 03:59:24,453 --> 03:59:27,733 [ Chirping ] 5327 03:59:27,767 --> 03:59:30,357 My Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. 5328 03:59:30,390 --> 03:59:31,560 [ Chirps ] 5329 03:59:31,598 --> 03:59:33,358 I've gotta do this alone, Flying Bear. 5330 03:59:33,393 --> 03:59:34,363 [ Chirps ] 5331 03:59:34,394 --> 03:59:36,024 [ Pocket unzips ]Ugh! 5332 03:59:36,051 --> 03:59:39,021 ♪♪ 5333 03:59:39,054 --> 03:59:39,954 Take your air mattress, 5334 03:59:39,986 --> 03:59:41,916 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear. 5335 03:59:41,953 --> 03:59:44,093 You can't be my servant anymore. 5336 03:59:44,128 --> 03:59:45,198 [ Chirps ] 5337 03:59:45,232 --> 03:59:46,542 You dumb, horny bitch boy. 5338 03:59:46,579 --> 03:59:48,859 You can't come.[ Chirps ] 5339 03:59:48,891 --> 03:59:50,621 I never even cared about you, anyways. 5340 03:59:50,652 --> 03:59:52,792 Couldn't you see I treated you like garbage? 5341 03:59:52,826 --> 03:59:54,686 [ Chirps ] Of course not. 5342 03:59:54,725 --> 03:59:56,135 You're a stupid animal. 5343 03:59:56,174 --> 03:59:59,564 You're a stupid and horny bitch animal bitch! 5344 03:59:59,592 --> 04:00:03,632 ♪ You walking away just hurts 5345 04:00:03,665 --> 04:00:09,045 ♪ As plain as the pain of the tears on my fur ♪ 5346 04:00:09,084 --> 04:00:13,544 ♪ Your bullshit goodbyes as you don't apologize ♪ 5347 04:00:13,571 --> 04:00:17,781 ♪ Treat either of us what we're worth ♪ 5348 04:00:17,817 --> 04:00:21,057 ♪ You're thinking you're doing me good ♪ 5349 04:00:21,096 --> 04:00:23,746 ♪ Pushing me away 'cause you can ♪ 5350 04:00:23,788 --> 04:00:26,578 ♪ Not because you should 5351 04:00:26,619 --> 04:00:29,449 ♪ You're just projecting through lies ♪ 5352 04:00:29,484 --> 04:00:33,454 ♪ As my blank, sorry eyes are nodding ♪ 5353 04:00:33,488 --> 04:00:38,148 ♪ Exactly as you thought they would ♪ 5354 04:00:38,182 --> 04:00:42,462 ♪ Thought they would 5355 04:00:42,497 --> 04:00:46,737 ♪ Ooh-oooooooh 5356 04:00:46,777 --> 04:00:52,087 ♪ Ooh-oooooooh 5357 04:00:52,127 --> 04:00:56,267 ♪♪ 5358 04:00:56,303 --> 04:00:57,303 [ Grunts ] 5359 04:00:57,339 --> 04:00:58,789 ♪♪ 5360 04:00:58,823 --> 04:01:00,933 [ Tennis ball bounces ] 5361 04:01:00,963 --> 04:01:03,173 Almost there. 5362 04:01:03,207 --> 04:01:05,487 [ High-pitched tone ]Oh, the light. 5363 04:01:05,520 --> 04:01:08,490 It's so loud. 5364 04:01:08,523 --> 04:01:11,393 It does evoke a wave of synesthesia, 5365 04:01:11,422 --> 04:01:13,042 being here, that is. 5366 04:01:13,079 --> 04:01:14,869 Makasu: Where is here? 5367 04:01:14,908 --> 04:01:18,598 Inti. It's Inti himself, this place. 5368 04:01:18,636 --> 04:01:22,156 It is it is place. 5369 04:01:22,191 --> 04:01:25,511 We are at...him. 5370 04:01:25,540 --> 04:01:29,340 At him? At'm. 5371 04:01:29,371 --> 04:01:32,481 Atum. 5372 04:01:32,512 --> 04:01:34,342 Up and attem. 5373 04:01:34,376 --> 04:01:37,786 Inti, husband of Mama Killa, leader of the Incan gods, 5374 04:01:37,828 --> 04:01:42,178 son of Viracocha, father to Kon, and god of the sun. 5375 04:01:42,211 --> 04:01:45,151 It feels so... 5376 04:01:45,180 --> 04:01:47,490 overwhelmingly empty, 5377 04:01:47,527 --> 04:01:50,877 for a place that is a someone. 5378 04:01:50,910 --> 04:01:54,360 Though it is him, it also lacks him at the moment. 5379 04:01:54,396 --> 04:01:57,706 At the moment. ATM. 5380 04:01:57,744 --> 04:01:59,994 At'm. Atum. 5381 04:02:00,022 --> 04:02:02,582 You know, it's the only thing I do. 5382 04:02:02,611 --> 04:02:05,231 What is? Umpire things. As a chair. 5383 04:02:05,269 --> 04:02:07,439 Oh, really? I would have never guessed. 5384 04:02:07,478 --> 04:02:08,718 I liked doing it. 5385 04:02:08,755 --> 04:02:12,515 Kinda gave me a -- a -- a raison d'etre. 5386 04:02:12,552 --> 04:02:15,242 Oh, raisin -- raisin death. 5387 04:02:15,279 --> 04:02:17,249 Ooh, raisin death. I like it when you said "raisin death." 5388 04:02:17,281 --> 04:02:20,531 It's fun to do these rhymes. To find the things that rhyme. 5389 04:02:20,560 --> 04:02:21,910 You know, you're very good at sports. 5390 04:02:21,941 --> 04:02:23,841 I feel like, if they were more themselves, 5391 04:02:23,874 --> 04:02:26,194 they would have appreciated a mortal like you, 5392 04:02:26,221 --> 04:02:27,291 despite your flaws. 5393 04:02:27,325 --> 04:02:28,705 My greedy killing streak? 5394 04:02:28,741 --> 04:02:30,051 It's not like gods don't have 5395 04:02:30,087 --> 04:02:31,677 a huge death toll on their heads. 5396 04:02:31,709 --> 04:02:34,399 I mean, people sacrifice children on their gods. 5397 04:02:34,436 --> 04:02:35,606 What? No. 5398 04:02:35,644 --> 04:02:38,274 Do they meet judgment, uh, you know, after? 5399 04:02:38,302 --> 04:02:39,962 Do you? 5400 04:02:39,993 --> 04:02:42,413 Uh, I don't think I've cut my own fingernails 5401 04:02:42,444 --> 04:02:43,964 since I was 12 or something. 5402 04:02:43,997 --> 04:02:47,207 ♪♪ 5403 04:02:47,242 --> 04:02:49,072 [ Whispering ] What do we do?[ Whispering ] I don't know. 5404 04:02:49,106 --> 04:02:51,626 I don't have much of a point beyond the games. 5405 04:02:51,660 --> 04:02:53,080 It's kind of in my name. 5406 04:02:53,110 --> 04:02:55,870 I am the titular Chair Umpire. 5407 04:02:55,906 --> 04:02:58,246 Even though sometimes I get nervous. 5408 04:02:58,287 --> 04:02:59,387 Titular. 5409 04:02:59,426 --> 04:03:00,946 Titty bur-- Ugh, titty burn. 5410 04:03:00,980 --> 04:03:02,430 I don't like that one -- titty burn. 5411 04:03:02,464 --> 04:03:04,574 It doesn't -- "Titty burn" does not sound like "titular." 5412 04:03:04,604 --> 04:03:05,574 That's weird. 5413 04:03:05,605 --> 04:03:08,705 At'm. Atum. 5414 04:03:08,746 --> 04:03:11,226 Must be crazy having your life be defined by tennis. 5415 04:03:11,266 --> 04:03:12,816 [ As Matthew McConaughey ] [ Sighs ] It's just what I do. 5416 04:03:12,854 --> 04:03:14,514 It's just who I am. Matthew McConaughey. 5417 04:03:14,545 --> 04:03:15,925 I bet you had a lot to talk about 5418 04:03:15,960 --> 04:03:17,620 with the God of Tennis, though. Excuse me? 5419 04:03:17,652 --> 04:03:19,242 Yeah, you know, the French God of Tennis 5420 04:03:19,274 --> 04:03:21,794 from the old French pantheon, and when they fell apart, 5421 04:03:21,828 --> 04:03:24,068 he came to South America and he hung out with the Incans 5422 04:03:24,106 --> 04:03:26,106 'cause they love tennis and he loves tennis. 5423 04:03:26,143 --> 04:03:28,153 He was my partner, you know, for a while. 5424 04:03:28,179 --> 04:03:29,179 The blue guy? 5425 04:03:29,215 --> 04:03:30,905 I thought he was with you. Huh? 5426 04:03:30,941 --> 04:03:33,631 Y-Yeah, there's no French pantheon, anyways. 5427 04:03:33,668 --> 04:03:34,948 And there's no God of Tennis. 5428 04:03:34,979 --> 04:03:36,599 I'm pretty sure I'd be the first to know 5429 04:03:36,636 --> 04:03:38,086 since I'm all about tennis. 5430 04:03:38,120 --> 04:03:39,540 Atom. 5431 04:03:39,570 --> 04:03:40,640 Atom. 5432 04:03:40,675 --> 04:03:42,605 Like the atom bomb. 5433 04:03:42,642 --> 04:03:47,032 [ Explosion ] 5434 04:03:48,165 --> 04:03:49,925 Narrator: "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu." 5435 04:03:49,960 --> 04:03:52,130 [ Whimpers ]Makasu. 5436 04:03:52,169 --> 04:03:53,649 [ Whimpers ] 5437 04:03:53,688 --> 04:03:56,348 Don't act like it's something you should have always known. 5438 04:03:56,380 --> 04:03:57,800 You learned right on time. 5439 04:03:57,830 --> 04:04:00,140 I don't understand. W-We held hands. 5440 04:04:00,177 --> 04:04:03,347 And you are an incredibly soft boy. 5441 04:04:03,387 --> 04:04:04,657 [ Tennis ball bounces ][ Whimpers ] 5442 04:04:04,699 --> 04:04:06,939 It's also frustrating how gorgeous you are 5443 04:04:06,977 --> 04:04:08,287 when you don't get it. 5444 04:04:08,323 --> 04:04:10,773 You naturally stomp through ignorance. 5445 04:04:10,808 --> 04:04:11,778 All I needed to do 5446 04:04:11,809 --> 04:04:13,569 was nudge you further down that path. 5447 04:04:13,604 --> 04:04:15,544 You have a reputation, after all. 5448 04:04:15,571 --> 04:04:17,191 You always get what you want. 5449 04:04:17,228 --> 04:04:19,368 And you stay stuck in your own head, 5450 04:04:19,403 --> 04:04:22,063 skirting by on your natural gifts and luck, 5451 04:04:22,095 --> 04:04:23,645 trampling on the lawns behind you 5452 04:04:23,683 --> 04:04:27,793 as you sing to yourself on the horizon.[ Shing! ] 5453 04:04:27,825 --> 04:04:29,515 I'm not really sure what's going on. 5454 04:04:29,551 --> 04:04:32,041 I'm freaking --[ Shing! ] 5455 04:04:32,071 --> 04:04:37,321 Inti and God of Tennis: A flesh puppet is exhausting to inhabit for so long. 5456 04:04:37,352 --> 04:04:38,662 Makasu: Who's talking right now? 5457 04:04:38,698 --> 04:04:41,218 And where f-- is, uh, your voice from? 5458 04:04:41,252 --> 04:04:42,812 Inti: Come on, you piece of shit. 5459 04:04:42,840 --> 04:04:44,670 You think I'd use my actual voice 5460 04:04:44,704 --> 04:04:47,884 when inhabiting a flesh puppet by your side? 5461 04:04:47,914 --> 04:04:51,504 Man, the fact that being in a meat mannequin like that 5462 04:04:51,538 --> 04:04:53,678 reduces me to primal mortal urges 5463 04:04:53,713 --> 04:04:57,173 to make love to you terrifies me.[ Whimpers ] 5464 04:04:57,199 --> 04:04:59,999 It's good to be back in me! 5465 04:05:00,030 --> 04:05:01,930 Oh, God. Why? 5466 04:05:01,963 --> 04:05:05,003 It's not like I could come straight to you myself. 5467 04:05:05,035 --> 04:05:06,585 I am the Sun, after all. 5468 04:05:06,622 --> 04:05:08,352 They'd notice if I was missing. 5469 04:05:08,383 --> 04:05:10,593 But now you're here. 5470 04:05:10,626 --> 04:05:13,726 ♪♪ 5471 04:05:13,768 --> 04:05:15,288 You're so bright. 5472 04:05:15,321 --> 04:05:18,121 A man after my own heart. How sweet. 5473 04:05:18,151 --> 04:05:19,571 But the truth is, 5474 04:05:19,601 --> 04:05:24,711 I've been dying slowly, just like the others. 5475 04:05:24,744 --> 04:05:27,754 So I kinda pricked you with a little soul vacuum, 5476 04:05:27,782 --> 04:05:30,962 had you obliterate everyone I ever loved 5477 04:05:30,992 --> 04:05:34,242 so their power could be pulsing in your little skull 5478 04:05:34,271 --> 04:05:35,721 when you get here. 5479 04:05:35,755 --> 04:05:38,025 ♪♪ 5480 04:05:38,068 --> 04:05:40,308 Time is snuffing me, Makasu. 5481 04:05:40,346 --> 04:05:41,756 I need a log, 5482 04:05:41,796 --> 04:05:45,656 a thick piece of wood just teeming with juice 5483 04:05:45,696 --> 04:05:49,596 to light and kindle the solar system. 5484 04:05:49,631 --> 04:05:51,881 It's kind of...my job. 5485 04:05:51,909 --> 04:05:55,049 ♪♪ 5486 04:05:55,085 --> 04:05:56,735 You can't blame me. 5487 04:05:56,776 --> 04:06:00,566 The evil intentions sensed by Mmaagha Kamalu. 5488 04:06:00,607 --> 04:06:03,227 It was you. While you were puppeting 5489 04:06:03,265 --> 04:06:05,955 the meat puppet God of Tennis puppet. 5490 04:06:05,992 --> 04:06:07,612 Oh, my God! 5491 04:06:07,649 --> 04:06:09,999 I've never seen someone go from such self-loathing 5492 04:06:10,031 --> 04:06:13,901 to pinning all that negativity on someone else so fast. 5493 04:06:13,931 --> 04:06:17,621 Face it, we're both probably the bad ones. 5494 04:06:17,659 --> 04:06:19,769 But at least I serve a purpose. 5495 04:06:19,799 --> 04:06:23,769 I make plants grow and give old ladies booby tans. 5496 04:06:23,803 --> 04:06:26,813 And do solar-powered scooters. 5497 04:06:26,841 --> 04:06:29,431 You just take. 5498 04:06:29,464 --> 04:06:31,544 Which is why I don't feel too bad for the fact 5499 04:06:31,569 --> 04:06:33,469 I'm going to be gleefully burning you 5500 04:06:33,502 --> 04:06:35,442 within and without me 5501 04:06:35,470 --> 04:06:39,820 until we're one large, perfect, celestial 5502 04:06:39,854 --> 04:06:42,104 [echoing] object! 5503 04:06:42,132 --> 04:06:47,142 ♪♪ 5504 04:06:47,171 --> 04:06:49,931 No, no, no! 5505 04:06:49,967 --> 04:06:51,937 ♪♪ 5506 04:06:51,969 --> 04:06:54,389 I'm not letting it end like this, Inti! 5507 04:06:54,420 --> 04:06:59,010 Back Pocket Dimension Flying Bear! 5508 04:06:59,045 --> 04:07:00,805 Wait. No! 5509 04:07:00,840 --> 04:07:02,390 It's pretty convenient for me 5510 04:07:02,428 --> 04:07:04,738 that you pushed your little bear servant away, 5511 04:07:04,775 --> 04:07:05,635 isn't it? 5512 04:07:05,672 --> 04:07:07,642 What a cute, little bear slave. 5513 04:07:07,674 --> 04:07:09,234 I'm -- I'm burning! 5514 04:07:09,262 --> 04:07:10,302 Just starting to. 5515 04:07:10,332 --> 04:07:12,232 No! [ Whimpers ] 5516 04:07:12,265 --> 04:07:15,195 [ Chirping ] 5517 04:07:15,234 --> 04:07:16,754 My servant![ Chirps ] 5518 04:07:16,787 --> 04:07:18,747 My bear from my Back Pocket Dimension. 5519 04:07:18,789 --> 04:07:20,519 I'm gonna help you, Makasu. 5520 04:07:20,549 --> 04:07:21,999 [ Flames whoosh ] 5521 04:07:23,276 --> 04:07:25,036 [ Tennis ball bounces ] 5522 04:07:25,071 --> 04:07:26,491 No! 5523 04:07:26,521 --> 04:07:28,321 How could you? 5524 04:07:28,350 --> 04:07:31,080 Don't pretend you care now! 5525 04:07:31,112 --> 04:07:33,322 Well, you know what? I've still got a hand. 5526 04:07:33,355 --> 04:07:35,355 Huh! Aaron's rod from Exodus, 5527 04:07:35,392 --> 04:07:36,672 used to spread plague. 5528 04:07:36,703 --> 04:07:39,023 I beat Aaron in a slam-dunk contest. 5529 04:07:39,051 --> 04:07:42,881 Uh, Ukonvasara, the Finnish god Ukko's thunder hammer. 5530 04:07:42,917 --> 04:07:44,747 Kind of a rip-off of Mjolnir, honestly, 5531 04:07:44,780 --> 04:07:47,920 but I beat him in a hockey con-- Oh, my God! 5532 04:07:47,956 --> 04:07:50,096 [ Whimpers ] Yagrush and Ayamur, 5533 04:07:50,131 --> 04:07:52,691 the clubs crated by Kothar in Phoenician mythology 5534 04:07:52,719 --> 04:07:54,169 and used by Baal to defeat Yam, 5535 04:07:54,204 --> 04:07:57,174 which I stole from Baal in a game of Coin Quest. 5536 04:07:57,207 --> 04:07:58,727 Wait! No! 5537 04:07:58,760 --> 04:08:03,010 I can't. You're burning everything! 5538 04:08:03,040 --> 04:08:04,560 To a crisp! 5539 04:08:04,593 --> 04:08:08,533 Surrender yourself to the furnace, Makasu. 5540 04:08:08,563 --> 04:08:10,053 [ Sobbing ] No! 5541 04:08:10,082 --> 04:08:12,912 No! I won't! 5542 04:08:12,947 --> 04:08:14,877 I won't surrender! 5543 04:08:14,914 --> 04:08:17,814 [ Babbling indistinctly ] No! 5544 04:08:17,848 --> 04:08:20,708 Hyuh! 5545 04:08:20,747 --> 04:08:23,407 I challenge you to tennis! 5546 04:08:23,440 --> 04:08:25,030 Hyuh! Hyuh! Hyuh! 5547 04:08:25,062 --> 04:08:28,932 I challenge you, Inti, to tennis! 5548 04:08:28,963 --> 04:08:31,933 [ Whooshing ] 5549 04:08:31,966 --> 04:08:34,926 ♪♪ 5550 04:08:34,969 --> 04:08:38,899 You've always been [echoing] brilliant. 5551 04:08:38,938 --> 04:08:41,838 Uhhhhhhnnn... 5552 04:08:41,872 --> 04:08:45,052 Noooooo... 5553 04:08:45,082 --> 04:08:47,222 Ohhhhhh... 5554 04:08:47,257 --> 04:08:49,397 Whoooa... 5555 04:08:49,431 --> 04:08:50,991 No... 5556 04:08:51,019 --> 04:08:54,229 Nooooo... 5557 04:08:54,264 --> 04:08:56,964 Why were you... 5558 04:08:56,991 --> 04:08:59,411 [ Echoing ] Your. 5559 04:08:59,441 --> 04:09:01,791 Serve. 5560 04:09:01,823 --> 04:09:06,833 [ Folk music playing ] 5561 04:09:06,862 --> 04:09:09,942 Bendy Rivers: You're a good kid, Makasu. 5562 04:09:09,969 --> 04:09:11,109 I mean it. 5563 04:09:11,143 --> 04:09:15,803 ♪ The game is over, the game was lost ♪ 5564 04:09:15,837 --> 04:09:19,697 ♪ To centuries of a churning sun ♪ 5565 04:09:19,737 --> 04:09:22,427 ♪ A yellow star 5566 04:09:22,464 --> 04:09:26,684 ♪ Like a tennis ball just rolling through the sky ♪ 5567 04:09:26,710 --> 04:09:30,330 [ Echoing ] Game. Set. Match. 5568 04:09:30,369 --> 04:09:35,509 ♪ We play for keeps, and we lost it all ♪ 5569 04:09:35,546 --> 04:09:39,266 ♪ Racquets broke, and our souls not far ♪ 5570 04:09:39,309 --> 04:09:41,999 ♪ Fadin' off 5571 04:09:42,036 --> 04:09:45,966 ♪ To a Sunday afternoon Sun ritual ♪ 5572 04:09:46,005 --> 04:09:48,795 ♪♪ 5573 04:09:48,835 --> 04:09:51,975 ♪ We're livin' proof 5574 04:09:52,011 --> 04:09:53,701 ♪ There's nothing left to hold 5575 04:09:53,737 --> 04:09:55,327 ♪ Just let it go 5576 04:09:55,359 --> 04:09:59,849 ♪♪ 5577 04:09:59,881 --> 04:10:02,571 ♪ We were young when this began ♪ 5578 04:10:02,608 --> 04:10:04,298 ♪♪ 5579 04:10:04,334 --> 04:10:08,204 ♪ And now we're old, there's nothing left to stand ♪ 5580 04:10:08,234 --> 04:10:11,314 ♪ For anymore 5581 04:10:11,341 --> 04:10:13,311 ♪ Just let the castle fall 5582 04:10:13,343 --> 04:10:14,903 ♪ Just let it go 5583 04:10:14,930 --> 04:10:19,140 ♪♪ 5584 04:10:19,176 --> 04:10:25,316 ♪ Let your death dance in, smiling eclipse ♪ 5585 04:10:25,355 --> 04:10:28,875 ♪♪ 5586 04:10:28,910 --> 04:10:35,020 ♪ Let the sports be won on your fingertips ♪ 5587 04:10:35,054 --> 04:10:37,024 ♪♪ 5588 04:10:37,056 --> 04:10:41,266 ♪ Grab the game, turn the key 5589 04:10:41,302 --> 04:10:45,862 ♪ The sun is rising 5590 04:10:45,892 --> 04:10:50,552 ♪ The sun is rising 5591 04:10:50,587 --> 04:10:56,037 ♪ The sun is rising 5592 04:10:56,075 --> 04:11:01,285 [ Warbling ] 5593 04:11:01,322 --> 04:11:04,432 ♪♪ 5594 04:11:04,463 --> 04:11:06,363 [ Laser fires ] 5595 04:11:06,396 --> 04:11:13,056 ♪♪ 5596 04:11:13,092 --> 04:11:19,552 ♪♪ 5597 04:11:19,581 --> 04:11:21,101 [ Laser fires ] 5598 04:11:21,135 --> 04:11:30,625 ♪♪ 5599 04:11:30,661 --> 04:11:40,331 ♪♪ 5600 04:11:40,361 --> 04:11:50,101 ♪♪ 5601 04:11:50,129 --> 04:11:53,099 [ Warbling ] 5602 04:11:53,132 --> 04:11:58,102 ♪♪ 5603 04:11:58,137 --> 04:12:08,247 ♪♪ 5604 04:12:08,285 --> 04:12:18,465 ♪♪ 5605 04:12:18,502 --> 04:12:28,652 ♪♪ 5606 04:12:28,685 --> 04:12:39,035 ♪♪ 5607 04:12:39,074 --> 04:12:49,194 ♪♪ 5608 04:12:49,223 --> 04:12:59,413 ♪♪ 5609 04:12:59,440 --> 04:13:09,380 ♪♪ 5610 04:13:09,415 --> 04:13:11,555 [ Rock music playing ]Narrator: Put down all those tired, 5611 04:13:11,590 --> 04:13:13,940 old "Gammeu Setto Machu Picchu" action figures 5612 04:13:13,971 --> 04:13:16,351 and grab one of the most sought-after action figures 5613 04:13:16,388 --> 04:13:18,318 of this or any century. 5614 04:13:18,355 --> 04:13:20,315 It's the sun god, Inti! 5615 04:13:20,357 --> 04:13:22,187 [ Whoosh, sizzle ] 5616 04:13:27,261 --> 04:13:29,191 Can we get Lou in here to clean this up? 5617 04:13:29,228 --> 04:13:31,538 Uh-huh. Yeah, they're incinerated. 5618 04:13:31,575 --> 04:13:32,775 Yeah, yeah, Susie. 5619 04:13:32,818 --> 04:13:34,408 Uh, they signed the waiver, right? 5620 04:13:34,440 --> 04:13:37,580 I mean, we got signatures on everything? 5621 04:13:37,616 --> 04:13:39,066 We're covered? Okay, good. 5622 04:13:39,100 --> 04:13:40,690 Well, I just -- I guess we'll get art department 5623 04:13:40,722 --> 04:13:42,352 to slap on a warning on the box, 5624 04:13:42,379 --> 04:13:45,729 or actually not have the kids open it next time we shoot it. 5625 04:13:45,762 --> 04:13:47,592 Okay. 5626 04:13:47,626 --> 04:13:51,216 All right, well, I guess I'll see you this weekend. 5627 04:13:51,250 --> 04:13:53,600 Yeah, I'm excited. I never rode a roller coaster before, 5628 04:13:53,632 --> 04:13:55,252 so that'll be new. 5629 04:13:55,289 --> 04:13:56,879 I hear they go up -- 5630 04:13:56,911 --> 04:13:58,121 Upside-down? 5631 04:13:58,153 --> 04:14:00,813 I don't know if that's -- I-I can do that. 5632 04:14:00,846 --> 04:14:02,776 Is there one that doesn't do that? 5633 04:14:02,826 --> 04:14:07,376 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 403457

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