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♪ ♪
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a
champion remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them. We
live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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(water splashes)
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
These are my stories.
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♪ I don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met,
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met,
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ ♪
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Today's lecture is entitled,
"Responsibility vs. Reality."
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Let's take a hypothetical.
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Let's say there's a mythical
collegiate football team
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that has just won back-to-back
national championships.
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(cheering)
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Now, on that team is a junior
all-American quarterback
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who must decide whether to
forgo his senior year in college
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and enter the pro-football draft
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where he will be a sure
number one draft choice,
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make millions of dollars, drive a
Viper, and buy his mom a home,
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or stay in school
and risk injury.
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(cheers)
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Now, this presents a moral
dilemma for our young quarterback.
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Should his loyalty
be to his family,
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who could use his
newfound wealth?
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Or should it be to his legendary football
coach and esteemed athletic director?
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I'm sorry to interrupt
your class, Mr. Michaels.
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Coach. Monsignor.
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Excuse us, Arliss.
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Coach Duffy has an
announcement he wishes to share.
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The floor is all yours.
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I just wanted to say
that Carl McNamara
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is this year's winner of
the Stuhldreher Award.
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It's given to the country's
outstanding college quarterback.
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(cheers)
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Of course, the award is
named after Harry Stuhldreher,
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who later went on to become one
of this country's leading statesmen.
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And, oh, by the way,
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he stayed on
through his senior year
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and he graduated. Hmm?
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Continue on, Mr. Michaels.
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Eh, sorry to interrupt.
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Please, come by any time.
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Thank you.
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(church bells ringing)
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How'd that test go?
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Mr. Michaels, it's
not an easy decision.
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Of course it isn't.
Call me Arliss.
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Arliss, if I do
decide to turn pro,
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would you want to represent me?
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Carl, I can't answer that.
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The Association prohibits
me from discussing business.
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As a guest lecturer,
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I can only offer
guidance and advice.
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However, if you do
decide to turn pro,
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I would advise you to sign
with someone you trust.
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A mentor. You know Kirby.
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- Hey, how you doing?
- Good.
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Congrats on the award.
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Oh, thanks.
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A lot of awards banquets
on the horizon for you, Carl.
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- Hope you got a good tuxedo.
- Tuxedo?
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I ain't getting married.
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Still, I know just the guy
for your haberdashery needs.
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Kirby, why don't you
take him to Big Skinny's?
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Big Skinny's. Let's go, see ya.
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Sorry to have broken
in on your class.
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The coach insisted.
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Why do I get the feeling
Coach Duffy hates my guts?
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I think he thinks that
you've been influencing
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some of the younger players to leave
school early over the past few years.
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Excuse me, but all those
students left on their own.
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Besides, it hasn't
hurt him too much.
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He's won back-to-back
national championships.
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Well, that's a tribute
to his coaching ability.
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And to his recruiting ability?
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And now that brings me to
my next topic... the TV deal.
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The negotiations with the
network have me troubled.
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Troubled?
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You're the only athletic director in
the country with a network TV deal.
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Well, I've reviewed the
figures in your proposal,
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and I think we can do
better than 27 million.
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Better than 27 million?
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We think that 40 million would
be a more righteous figure.
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40 million? Isn't
gluttony a sin?
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(chuckling)
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Oh, when I think of
the number of agents
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who would give their right arm
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for the pipeline to our football
program that you so enjoy.
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Your belief in me is deeply
appreciated. I don't know what to say.
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Say 40 million.
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(church bells ringing)
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Arliss: On my forays
to college towns,
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I adhere to the strict
rules that govern my visits.
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I can talk to athletes,
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but not about the virtues
of joining my agency.
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And I most certainly cannot
buy them meals or gifts.
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Oh, $800?
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Fellas, I'm a student!
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Well, haven't you
entered Big Skiny's raffle?
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No. What raffle?
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Oh!
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Salesman: Write your name down.
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Can I get in the raffle?
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No.
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Dig in.
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Ah! No cheating, turn around.
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All right.
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And the winner is...
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Carl McNamara!
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You've just won an $800 gift
certificate to Big Skinny's Big and Tall!
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Congratulations.
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Chalk him up, Umberto!
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(Umberto whistles)
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This is great.
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I've never won anything before.
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Arliss: What attracts me
to the collegiate game?
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I can answer that in
one word: tradition.
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Prime-time Saturday nights?
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Enough football under
gloomy, gunmetal gray skies.
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It's time to put the two-time
national champions under the lights.
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Live, every Saturday
night, for 10 weeks.
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Excuse me, Monsignor, 10
weeks? You play 11 games.
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We're negotiating to
give the SC game to HBO.
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What? It's the centerpiece!
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It is part of the All-Saints
Weekend package from Rome.
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Rome?
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Yes. We start off on
Saturday with the SC game.
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And on Sunday, the Holy Father
will be saying Mass from the Vatican.
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Top that all off with
the Prince Naseem,
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Oscar De La Hoya
championship fight.
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Sort of a Christian
vs. Lions triple-header.
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With a touch of
salvation thrown in.
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This is unbelievable.
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Of course, if you want to bid on the
whole enchilada, it's still negotiable.
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Yeah, how much are we talking?
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40 million for the season.
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Jesus H...
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You're out of
your... mind, Arliss!
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40 million for 11 games?
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Including that titillating
home opener against Cal Poly.
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Oh-ho-ho. The mustangs
look very tough this year.
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Look, this team is gunning
for an unprecedented
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third straight national
championship.
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Now, if you want to go
through fall pushing ice dancing,
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I'm sure we can shop
the package elsewhere.
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Okay, wait a second.
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We have to know if Carl McNamara
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is coming back
for his senior year.
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If he's not, then you can lop 20
percent off that figure right now.
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I have no reason to believe Carl
McNamara's not coming back.
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Of course, the ultimate
decision will be Carl's.
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And the good Lord's, if
he's a fan of this team.
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And I have his personal
assurance that he is?
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- (phone ringing)
- Oh, excuse me.
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(ringing continues)
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Oh!
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Hello.
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It's Coach Duffy.
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Hello, Coach.
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Yes, yes, right away.
We're just finishing up here.
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Thank you.
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He wants to see you.
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(mouths)
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Great, great.
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Well, until we get a guarantee
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that Carl will be coming back for his
senior year, we can't close the deal.
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Man: I can't do it, Coach,
I'm not smart enough.
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What position did you
play for me, Manny?
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Offensive tackle.
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Oh! Offensive linemen have to
learn intricate blocking schemes.
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Then they have to work in tandem
to stop two tons of charging beef,
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all the while thinking,
Manny, thinking,
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of how they're gonna
turn them this way
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and that way and
every which way.
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O-linemen, are the
smartest players on the field.
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So, don't you tell
me you're not smart!
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You're lazy, maybe, I'll
accept that. Yes, lazy!
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I want you to get up, and I
want you to get on out of here,
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find yourself a map, and
make your way to the library!
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Yeah. Thanks, Coach.
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Hi.
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Come on in, Arliss.
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Seems like a good kid.
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Manny Makalapua. He's
one of my ex-players.
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He's never gonna be a nuclear
physicist, if you get my meaning.
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Hell, he'd probably even
flunk one of your classes.
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But you know, that kid is
in his sixth year at school...
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and he's still grinding it out.
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Why? Because...
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he knows I want my
players to graduate.
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It's important to
see things through.
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Oh, isn't it though?
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Coach, I don't know why...
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Wait a minute.
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(jazz instrumental playing)
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Oh, yeah. (chuckles)
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I danced to that song
the night I first met Emma.
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God love her.
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She'd play that for me
after every home game win.
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I'd get home and she'd
play it and we'd laugh.
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♪ ♪
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(music stops)
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Not much laughter around
the house these days.
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We all felt your loss
last year, Coach.
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Arliss, I don't like you. I
don't like what you represent.
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What I represent?
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Robbing young men of their
once-in-a-lifetime college experience
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for your own self-interest.
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Ah, well... (chuckles)
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Hell, I guess I understand why
the monsignor has you on campus,
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helping to renew that TV deal.
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A TV deal that you
used for a recruiting pitch.
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"Hell, if your son
comes to this school,
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You'll be able to watch him
every week on national TV."
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There's not another college,
Coach, in the country that can say that.
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I want you to stop
influencing Carl McNamara.
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Now who's looking out
for their own self-interests?
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Aw.
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I guess what I want
is the impossible.
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I want all football games
played on natural grass.
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I want linebackers wearing their
letterman jackets instead of earrings.
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And I want a ban
on all bowl games
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named after rental
cars and corn chips.
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I know what you're thinking.
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You're thinking, "This
guy's a dinosaur."
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(chuckles) I guess.
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But think, Arliss...
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this school has got a
chance to do something
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that no other school
has ever done...
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Win three consecutive
national championships.
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That's a legacy I want
this school to have.
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I'm not saying, if Carl wants
to turn pro, he shouldn't leave.
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But let it be his
decision, not yours.
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(Arliss moaning)
249
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,811
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good.
250
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,008
Oh, oh, don't stop.
251
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,550
Oh, that's good. That's so good.
252
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,727
(over intercom):
Arliss, Tom here.
253
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,821
Tom, I bring you good
tidings, my peacock friend.
254
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,158
It appears Carl McNamara
will be staying in school.
255
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,064
Well... (chuckles)
now we're talking.
256
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,396
You're right, we're
talking more money.
257
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,608
I want an eight
million dollar bump.
258
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,199
Eight million more?
259
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,634
You said the contract was
worth 20% less without Carl.
260
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,000
I'm saying it's worth 20%
percent more with him.
261
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,199
I'm using your
numbers, not mine.
262
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,471
Look, you got the
two-time national champion
263
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,780
with the most beloved
college coach in the country.
264
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,382
It's not like we're dealing with
that asshole Barry Switzer here.
265
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,317
Man: Hello. I'm here
to see Arliss Michaels.
266
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:12,315
Do you have an appointment?
267
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,361
No, no I don't.
268
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,726
Okay.
269
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,769
Just one second.
270
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,138
Tom, that eight million
will increase the likelihood
271
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that the team will play in a
bowl game on your network.
272
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,136
Not bad, huh?
273
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,951
Arliss, you're evil.
274
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,883
Tom, you're on the clock.
275
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,447
There's someone here to see you.
276
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,704
I got a Swiss Army
knife to do my toenails.
277
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,595
It's got a scissors to cut them.
278
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,497
It's got a toothpick
to clean them.
279
00:13:56,568 --> 00:14:01,438
But it's amazing. There's actually
people that buff toes for a living.
280
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,337
(chuckles)
281
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,809
Mr. Javert, shouldn't a
man who investigates
282
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:10,449
college athletic violations
be at... a college?
283
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,990
I have been. For the past seven
months, I've been frequenting
284
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,994
the same college
campus as you've been.
285
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,387
I teach a business
ethics class there.
286
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,059
Somebody more
cynical than I would say
287
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:26,027
that's like Dracula leading
the campus blood drive.
288
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,828
There's nothing wrong with
an agent being on campus
289
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,401
so long as he doesn't actively
recruit players with eligibility remaining.
290
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,841
Section 11, paragraph eight, item
6-A of the Association's rule book.
291
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,109
You know our bible.
292
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:43,918
Now, Mr. Michaels, isn't it true that
you also negotiated the school's TV deal?
293
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:45,422
Yes, gratis.
294
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,954
I make it a policy never to
commission any of my work
295
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,820
that benefits institutions
of higher learning. I just...
296
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:53,489
Especially when it can funnel
potential clients your way.
297
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,559
I didn't hear the word
"allegedly" anywhere
298
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,757
in that sentence, Mr. Javert.
299
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:02,800
You know what's interesting? One
football program gets one huge TV deal,
300
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,498
all of it's games on network TV.
301
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,610
Now, I would think
that's an incredibly unfair
302
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,143
recruiting advantage,
wouldn't you?
303
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,909
What bothers you most?
304
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,607
That the network
is willing to pay it,
305
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,549
that the Association
doesn't get a cut of it,
306
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,584
or that it's legal and you
are powerless to stop it?
307
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:22,350
I don't know if "powerless" is
exactly the right word, Mr. Michaels.
308
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,921
If I find enough violations,
309
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:27,889
then I have the power to put
this entire program on probation.
310
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960
Probation means no bowl games.
311
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:32,828
Probation means
no TV appearances.
312
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:36,098
No bowl games,
no TV appearances,
313
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,598
no TV deal.
314
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:43,882
Well, I'll let you finish
up your toe maintenance.
315
00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:48,951
Oh, by the way,
316
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,754
that's a very nice
suit you're wearing.
317
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,247
Thank you.
318
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,718
Did you get it at Big Skinny's?
319
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,018
No, I have all my suits made.
320
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,531
It's nice.
321
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,302
Arliss: Universities
with size and stature
322
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,104
are the frequent targets
of the petty and spiteful.
323
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,097
But it's easy to
ignore accusations
324
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,309
so long as one's character
is above reproach.
325
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:18,637
Okay, he's gone. Listen, I
need you to take over my class.
326
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,010
Anger Management or the
Gender Sensitivity class?
327
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:23,279
No, the one I teach. I've got
to take a leave of absence.
328
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,815
You want me to sub?
329
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:28,593
It's easy, you just hand them back their
graded papers and give them this test.
330
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,864
Here, I got the trivia questions
331
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,858
Off the scoreboard
at Dodger Stadium.
332
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,134
Arliss, I still have nightmares.
333
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,803
Nuns, rulers, understand?
334
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,062
Understand this... I can't be
seen on campus for a while.
335
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,741
Now, get the monsignor
on the phone for me, okay?
336
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,296
Pronto, Tonto.
337
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,168
Arliss? Well, now,
what can I do for you?
338
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,681
Um, Monsignor, I just had a very interesting
conversation you should know about.
339
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,714
Oh, is that a fact? With whom?
340
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,520
Uh, I'd rather not
discuss this on the phone.
341
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:57,918
Is there somewhere we can talk?
342
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,193
Uh, well, how
about in my office?
343
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,893
Your office? That'll be fine.
344
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,955
This investigation is serious.
345
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:09,504
If we go on probation,
the network deal is off!
346
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:10,931
Just stay calm.
347
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,356
The Association has no proof,
348
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,871
and the network
has nothing at 8:30.
349
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:14,932
(bell chimes)
350
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:15,934
Excuse me.
351
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,244
Yes?
352
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,035
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
353
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:25,007
It has been 11 days
since my last confession.
354
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,377
Big Skinny, the concept of
confession is to confess sins,
355
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,547
not keep piling them up.
356
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,716
Okay, it's been 31 years.
357
00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:35,285
Father, I have sinned,
358
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,824
sinned big-time.
359
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,019
Well, talk to me.
360
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:42,690
Javert, the Association, they
came by, snooping around.
361
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,701
I'm afraid maybe I
volunteered too much.
362
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,973
Javert's hooked Skinny.
363
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,635
He's singing like a bird.
364
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:56,339
Can we make this
a conference call?
365
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,315
Continue, my son.
366
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,262
When the players had to
have their clothes altered,
367
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,294
We had to make
out an alteration ticket
368
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,422
with their names, who
bought it, how it was paid for.
369
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,689
I had to keep them
for inventory purposes.
370
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,358
You left a paper trail!
371
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,057
Is that Arliss?
372
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,959
Where are the tickets now?
373
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,471
Javert took them.
374
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,232
Jesus, what the hell
were you thinking?
375
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:26,071
For your penance, Big Skinny,
you'll do three Hail Marys
376
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,268
and drive your car into
a giant eucalyptus tree.
377
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,976
- Now you got to speak with Javert.
- Me?
378
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,605
I was under the impression
you were our representation.
379
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,421
But perhaps, I should
get someone else.
380
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:38,822
I'm listening. I'm listening.
381
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,994
Make this nasty
situation disappear.
382
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,874
How am I going to do that?
I don't know what he wants.
383
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,119
Well, will you find out?
384
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,630
And whatever it is,
make sure it goes away.
385
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,403
Okay. I'm thinking of maybe...
386
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,167
Thank you. Thank you.
387
00:18:55,233 --> 00:19:00,173
Mr. McNamara, swallow the gum.
388
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:02,438
(scoffs) You're kidding, right?
389
00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,377
Ow! Not the hands!
390
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,683
Jesus, I gotta make a
living with these hands!
391
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:11,045
You are one C-minus away from being
academically ineligible to play football.
392
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:15,486
If I were you, I would take
this class very seriously.
393
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,258
You know what? I
don't need this anymore.
394
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,364
For me to get abused, I might as
well make millions while I'm doing it.
395
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,855
But thanks for helping
me see the light.
396
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,471
I'm out of here.
397
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,398
Carl? Carl McNamara.
398
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,211
- Joe Theismann.
- How are you doing, pal?
399
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,012
I'm a big fan of yours.
400
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,594
Listen, I got to go inside. Lots of
luck. Take care of yourself. Bye.
401
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,280
Thanks, Joe.
402
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,521
Rita: Which Dodger holds
the record for most DUIs?
403
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,253
Rita.
404
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,018
Mr. Theismann, you're late!
405
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,387
I'm sorry.
406
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,885
Class, let me introduce today's
guest lecturer, Joe Theismann.
407
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:58,299
Joe's here to talk to us
today about life after football.
408
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:03,143
Uh, Mr. Mcnamara, are
you in the class or not?
409
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,540
Yes, ma'am.
410
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:08,943
Great.
411
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,650
Leaving so soon?
You just got here.
412
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,050
Got everything I need.
413
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,019
All my work is done.
414
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,018
Look, you hungry?
415
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,960
Nothing in regulations prohibits
me from buying you a meal.
416
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,796
(chuckles)
417
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,631
No, no, no, no, thank you.
418
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,397
Thank you very much.
419
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,725
You crack me up.
420
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,871
You guys, so dogged,
so determined.
421
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,807
Always looking to screw
the big, bad schools,
422
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,083
but always leaving
with a case of blue balls.
423
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,582
Yeah, you're right.
424
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:46,914
You know, up until today,
425
00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:48,388
I had nothing but
secondary violations.
426
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,583
You know, nothing
but venial sins.
427
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:54,389
See, what I needed
was one major violation...
428
00:20:56,321 --> 00:21:00,231
one mortal sin.
429
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,232
Please, it's your
copy. I can get more.
430
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,299
What is your problem?
431
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,467
Were you one of these squids
in college who just hated sports,
432
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:15,067
jealous because the
jocks got all the glory?
433
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:18,410
As a matter of fact,
Arliss, I was a jock.
434
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,507
Yeah, in this school.
435
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,679
See, I've heard all of
Duffy's bullshit before.
436
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,493
So this is personal.
437
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:33,185
Arliss, I wanted to
graduate from this school...
438
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,496
but I lost my athletic
scholarship when they,
439
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,102
uh, decided to
drop cross-country.
440
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,014
See, I could have been
the best cross-country runner
441
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:43,372
this school ever had, the best.
442
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:46,535
But it seems that the
legendary Coach Duffy O'Bannon
443
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,305
decided that they
need extra scholarships.
444
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:52,613
He needed them to fund
his winning football team.
445
00:21:57,048 --> 00:21:58,918
I'll see you around
campus, Arliss.
446
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,217
What do you really want?
447
00:22:25,076 --> 00:22:27,446
How'd you know to find me here?
448
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,722
The monsignor says you always
light a candle for Emma on Saturdays.
449
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,952
Aha.
450
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:37,288
Why do I get the feeling that
you're not here with good news?
451
00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:40,125
Is this about Carl? You
talked him into leaving?
452
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,962
No, that's not it.
453
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,828
The Association has been
investigating the program.
454
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,997
Let them. What
are they gonna find?
455
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,637
Unless you've done something
I don't know anything about.
456
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:05,183
On October 9, 1994, Manny
Makalapua, offensive tackle,
457
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,620
purchased a suit at Big
Skinny's Big and Tall shop.
458
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,857
It was bought and paid for by...
459
00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,432
Emma O'Bannon.
460
00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:15,491
Any offer or provision
of money or like items
461
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,460
that exceeds a student
athlete's grant in aid
462
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,559
constitutes a major violation.
463
00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:21,801
I know the damn rules.
464
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,212
It was for his father's funeral.
465
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:30,312
The boy didn't even
have a blue blazer.
466
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,835
Emma, loved that kid.
467
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:36,480
She wasn't about to let Manny bury
his father wearing Nike warm-ups.
468
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,158
Coach, you're preaching
to the choir here.
469
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,893
But they're not just
talking about probation.
470
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,428
They're talking about
forfeiting games.
471
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:44,173
They're talking about possibly taking
away your national championships.
472
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,419
I have never done
anything illegal
473
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,631
to give me a competitive
edge on the field!
474
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,963
Never!
475
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:52,529
I believe you.
476
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,127
(mutters)
477
00:23:56,801 --> 00:23:58,501
(sighs)
478
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:03,110
Well, you're the
advisor on campus.
479
00:24:03,174 --> 00:24:06,284
If I were your client, how
would you advise me?
480
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:09,484
Well, if you were my client, I
would present you the options.
481
00:24:09,547 --> 00:24:12,027
Either you tell them to take
these allegations and shove them...
482
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,518
or resign.
483
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,892
Resign?
484
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,655
You mean, quit?
485
00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:23,927
They've offered a deal.
486
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:27,165
They'll drop the story and
the violations if you step down.
487
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:30,142
I've never quit
anything in my life!
488
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:37,236
Coach, if you want
to fight this thing,
489
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,879
I'll be with you
every step of the way.
490
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:41,084
But it could get ugly.
491
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,146
You know the media.
492
00:24:42,213 --> 00:24:44,583
They love stories like
this, toppling icons.
493
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,119
They'll go after you.
494
00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:49,645
They'll go after Emma.
495
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:51,861
Are you sure you
want to go through that?
496
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:58,203
Arliss... (sighs)
497
00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:02,703
I've got a big family.
I got 75 players.
498
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,467
That's quite a legacy.
499
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:05,736
Yeah.
500
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,644
Oh hell, the monsignor
and you are probably
501
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:11,077
already looking
for my successor,
502
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:13,452
somebody who will
keep the pipeline flowing.
503
00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:15,351
That's not true.
504
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,816
You know...
505
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,994
all my life...
506
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:29,085
all I ever wanted to be
507
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,930
was the football coach
at this great university.
508
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:39,743
I guess in that
respect, I've been lucky.
509
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,376
How about you, Arliss?
510
00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:48,484
Did you get what you wanted?
511
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,349
I want the impossible.
512
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,048
I want all games
played on natural grass.
513
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,691
(snickers)
514
00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,586
Dinosaur.
515
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:06,299
I gotta tell ya,
516
00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:09,534
that I could coach
until I'm a 100.
517
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,642
But then I would miss seeing
518
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,505
my grandchildren grow up.
519
00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:18,143
Although I will be leaving,
520
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:21,779
I'm glad to say that
Carl McNamara...
521
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:25,681
has decided to stay.
522
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,990
(applause, cheers)
523
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:35,591
It has been an honor being a
head coach at this university.
524
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:41,572
And I wish the very best
of luck to my successor.
525
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,737
He's got the greatest
job in the world!
526
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,673
Man: Thanks, Coach Duffy!
527
00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:48,508
Thank you.
528
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,983
(cheers, applause)
529
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,586
God bless you, Coach. We're
all going to miss you very much.
530
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:02,652
Now tell me, are
there any questions?
531
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,290
Will you announce
the new coach today?
532
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:07,455
Have you decided on a
successor for Coach Duffy?
533
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,755
The answer is no and no.
534
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:12,258
The answer is yes and yes.
535
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,330
What?
536
00:27:13,364 --> 00:27:16,334
We have found a
worthy successor.
537
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:20,871
He is the winningest living
coach in collegiate history.
538
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:22,339
Did you know
anything about this?
539
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,777
No, he didn't say a word to me.
540
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,542
We are so lucky,
ladies and gentlemen.
541
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,210
I want you to give
a warm welcome
542
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:30,448
to our new coach,
Mr. Barry Switzer!
543
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:31,665
Barry?
544
00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:32,817
Switzer?
545
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:34,694
Thank you. Thank you.
546
00:27:34,752 --> 00:27:36,622
(cheers)
547
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,588
I can't tell you how
thrilled I am today
548
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,626
to be here to accept this job.
549
00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:43,332
Coach! Barry Switzer!
550
00:27:43,394 --> 00:27:45,064
- Hey, big guy.
- Welcome, Coach.
551
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,530
What are you, about a 44-long?
552
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:47,868
You got it, you got it.
553
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:50,402
Hey, Barry Switzer!
554
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:51,798
How's the Baron
of the Bowl Games?
555
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,570
Listen, you need anything while
you're on this campus, I'm your guy.
556
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,639
Arliss, you go to hell. You
and your clients are to blame
557
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,379
for all my problems
I had in Dallas.
558
00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,594
Let me tell you something. I ever
catch you on this campus again,
559
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,683
I'm gonna whip your
ass, you understand?
560
00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,579
Hey, sister!
561
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,351
Thank you!
562
00:28:08,419 --> 00:28:10,819
Monsignor, what
about our pipeline?
563
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,059
Well, I'll send you a postcard,
564
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,964
from Rome.
565
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:18,695
There's always Florida State.
566
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,033
Arliss: For my money,
567
00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:27,671
there remains nothing as pure
as big-time collegiate football.
568
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:29,739
My name is Arliss Michaels.
569
00:28:29,807 --> 00:28:31,677
I represent athletes.
570
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,653
These are my stories.
571
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,477
♪ ♪
572
00:28:38,527 --> 00:28:43,077
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