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Look at all this loot
from the royal treasury!
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[ Laughs ]
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Down on the ground!
This is a raid!
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[ Yelling ]
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They never listen.
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♪♪
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Wait, what?
The Ring of Aventia?
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That belongs to Daphne.
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[ Shimmering tone ]
Huh?
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What's this?
Shit's all "Matrixy."
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Whoa!
Totally, dude.
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Apollo, you must leave this
world within two days.
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Otherwise, your butterfly effect
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could have heinous
ramifications.
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Oh, here we go again.
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Listen, Ozborne,
we're not all just pawns
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on your personal
chessboard, okay?
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And I'm a firm believer in
something called, uh,
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free will.
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Ever heard of it?
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I will show you.
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What's wrong with this?
We look happy,
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like Romeo and Juliet.
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Look closer.
You are both dead.
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Oh.
Like Romeo and Juliet.
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So what's next on the docket,
Ozborne?
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What, do you want to show me
some ISIS videos
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or animal shelter commercials?
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Retrieve Dr. Benign from
Corporal Vile's castle.
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He will help you return to Earth
before the royal wedding.
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And whatever you do,
stay away from Da--
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[ Shimmering tone ]
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You did hear what Ozborne said,
right?
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You gotta stay away from Daphne
until you leave.
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No, no, all he said was "Da."
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Maybe he wants me to stay away
from dancing until I leave.
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Which, as we both know,
is impossible.
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[ Humming ]
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Yeah.
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♪ Here comes Apollo Gauntlet
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Those idiots will realize how
important I am.
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They can't keep me cooped up
like this.
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Benign.
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Today's your lucky day,
skid mark.
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Uh, what do you mean?
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You're gonna build a machine,
get us back to Earth.
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[ Beeps ]Ah.
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You had me at skid mark.
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But there's one thing I want to
do before we leave.
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I'll...
allow it.
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What do you want to do?
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We have to be quiet, Apollo.
He's meditating.
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Yeah.
No, for sure, yeah.
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Oh, I've never seen him
close up before.
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This dude's got more wrinkles
than a Shar Pei's grandma.
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Huh?Nope!
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[ Groans ]
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Well, let's get out of here!Yes, yes, yes.
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Come on, get out.Absolutely.
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Apollo Gauntlet!
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Who's in the cat seat now?!
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What?[ Beeps ]
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Did you did what
I think you just did?
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Uh, yeah.
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It'll be weird when Apollo goes
back to Earth.
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I was just getting used to him.
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Good riddance, I say.
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We had things pretty much
figured out as a team
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before he showed up and --
and...
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[ Sobbing ]
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Hi, guys.
You remember Dr. Benign, right?
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Yeah, yeah, he was always trying
to kill me.
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And, uh, anyway,
he's gonna build a machine
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that will re-open
the wormhole back to Earth.
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I've actually started some
preliminary designs,
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if you want to take a gander.
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What the [bleep]
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Well, everyone seems to have
a -- uh, working on something,
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so I'll see you guys -- uh, I'll
be back in a little bit, okay?
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Uh, I'll see you later, bye.
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Anyway, here's a list of
the parts I'll need
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to build the machine.
-What?
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Benign, I don't even know what
half of this stuff is.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
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I'll hook you up, bro.
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Hey, have you ever heard of
something called tempting fate?
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Yeah, this is exactly that.
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Yeah, I know.
But, uh, I'm just gonna gingerly
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climb up the trellis and, uh,
leave her ring on the balcony.
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And nothing could possibly go
wrong with this plan.
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Hmm? Apollo?
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Uh, hi!
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[ Crash ]
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I told you this was a bad idea.
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Trellises have caused more
unwanted pregnancies
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than hard lemonade.
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[ Lighting crashes ]
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[ Crashing continues ]
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Is that your father?
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No, dude, it's me.
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[Bleep] who are you,
the evil Benjamin Button?
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So...
this is a pretty nice evening.
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I don't want to get married.
Not now.
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Not to Orenthal.
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Well, you guys don't
get along, or what?
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We do. But we're
more like friends,
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if you know what I mean.
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Uh, not real-- uh, no,
not really.
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Uh...
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I'm not sure that he necessarily
likes women that way.
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Well, then why are you
marrying him?
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I'll show you.
Come with me.
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Pretty sure I'm gonna regret
this, but okay!
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Might be just me,
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but it seems like something
really catastrophic could happen
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if you mess with the laws of
inter-dimensional physics.
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Not at all.
It's pretty safe if ya...
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know what you're doing.
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Ow [bleep]
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The Bellenus Blade is at the
crux of everything.
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Prophecy says Prince Orenthal
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will pull it from the stone
at our wedding.
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The problem is he's not
the chosen one.
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No?
Well, let me try.
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[ Grunting ]
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Well, that was anticlimactic.
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[ Choir humming ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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Must have loosened it for ya.
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
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So you're gonna be the new
leader, right?
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That's impossible.
A woman --
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a commoner --
taking over?
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Things don't work
that way here, Apollo.
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It would disrupt the entire
legacy of the Bellenus family.
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So what, everyone at the wedding
just stands back as Orenthal
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tugs on the hilt
for half an hour --
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like some doi-uche on
prom night?
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No.
It'll work like this.
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Take my hand.
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[ Choir humming ]
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Uh, your test just came back.
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Negative for chosen one,
but positive for...
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you're gonna die.
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[ Rooster crows ]
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Where the hell's Apollo?
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About time to blow this
popsicle stand.
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Oh, God, is he dead?
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Nah. I found him wondering
the streets, drunk as a skunk.
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Oh, jeez.
What happened last night?
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You tell us. While you were out
gallivanting around with Daphne,
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we built the machine to send you
back to Earth.
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Daphne, uh, right. I -- I just
wanted to say good-bye to her.
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Say good-bye? Well, there's
still time to "say good-bye"
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to me,
if you're up for it, eh?
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This isn't funny, guys.
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I may have sealed
Daphne's fate --
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and my own,
on some stupid whim.
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Do you really not remember what
happened last night?
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[ Harp glissando ]
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Shit, I just spilled wine all
over my wedding dress.
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Daphne, you've gotta lie down.
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Don't tell me what to do!
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No, no. Trust me.
I've seen this before.
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We need to play dead.
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What's wrong with this?
We look happy,
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like Romeo and Juliet.
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You are both dead.Oh.
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Like Romeo and Juliet.
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Do you know what this means?
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We're gonna live.So you're staying?
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I uh...
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No, I -- no, I'm going back
to Earth in the morning,
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but it's nice to know prophecies
won't dictate our fate,
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though, right?
You know what's nice?
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When people don't run off when
you need them the most.
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Have a safe trip
back to Earth.
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Oh.
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This soap opera shit
is fascinating.
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Really.
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But I'm out.
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Ozborne, good news!
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That vision you showed me is --
it was totally incorrect.
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I can stay in this world and --
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and save Daphne from
a loveless marriage.
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No, you failed to see
the bigger picture.
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Your continued presence here
is dangerous.
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You must leave.
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Oh, you dick!
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Whoa!
No, I don't want to go!
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Daphne!
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Oh, Daphne, sun of my days,
moon of my nights.
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Some have questioned our love --
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a young, handsome prince
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marrying a girl from
a lower economic stratum.
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But our love is proof that
the classes can successfully
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co-mingle under
certain circumstances.
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Oh, yes, that's --
that's very nice.
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Uh, but on this momentous --
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Oh, my God, Daphne!I must ask
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if there is anyone present who
objects to this union.
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Wait, wait, wait!
[ Panting ] Wait!
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Speak now or forever hol--
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Nothing is forever.
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Apollo, give me your gauntlets
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or I'll kill
the royal couple.
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All right, Vile, you win.
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Here's my gauntlet!
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[ Sobbing ][ Roars ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Yeah!
And knee-drop!
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Oh, no!
Not the halberd.
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You can't win.
You'll never win.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ All gasps ]
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Hi.
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No! Her?What?
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A woman?!
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The chosen one should be
Orenthal, not Daphne.
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This is bollocks!
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There's no turning back now,
Apollo.
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We're in this together.
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Apollo, this is
an important moment.
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Say something to her, romantic
and reassuring.
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Whatever you do,
don't mess this up.
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I --
Daphne, you know I feel...
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is, uh, yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Perfect.What is going on here?
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[ Grumbling ]
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Bollocks!
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[ Theme music plays ]
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