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**
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[ Grunting ]
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Monty, just use your lighter,
dude.
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This isn't "Quest for Fire
with Rae Dawn Chong."
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You dragged us on this
ridiculous camping trip,
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I figured I'd at least
learn a new skill.
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[ Scoffs ]
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**
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Spiritual music plays ]
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I don't need this.
I'm going home.
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Monty, relax.
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You know, this is exactly why
I brought us out here --
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in the process of
fighting evil together,
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you know, a certain tension
builds up.
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But -- But in this
peaceful environment,
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maybe we can form a new,
healthier dynamic.
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Just scroll down,
and...
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who's your daddy?
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Superknife, eh? Eh?
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Hey, numbnuts, care to join in
on the conversation?
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Listen, I'm here, okay?
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But I have, like,
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heaps of personal correspondence
to catch up on, buddy.
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"Personal
correspondence."
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Obviously from one of those
strumpets he runs around with.
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Aw, you're just mad
'cause the only one
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who writes to you
is your mum.
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And she writes to me, too,
by the way.
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Why you son of a --
Take it back!
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Or what? Or what?!
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Enough!
We will relax,
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we will smell the fresh air,
we will smell the animals!
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We will have fun!
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Oh, great!
You guys have a fire going.
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I made us a soup from fresh
mushrooms, roots, and herbs --
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all indigenous
to the area.
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You see? This is the initiative
I'm looking for.
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Yes, Sammy,
you did start the fire.
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But I deducted points
'cause you're being a dick.
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**
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* Here comes Apollo Gauntlet
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Mmm.
This is delicious, Rubis.
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I had no idea you were
a mycologist.
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Ooh! Mixologist?
Like Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"?
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No. Myc-ologist.
A fungi expert.
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Fun guy?
Like Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"?
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Oh, Jesus...
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Anyway,
isn't this nice, guys?
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Just a quiet, pleasant evening
in the woods.
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Hey, good evenin'!
Ah!
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Holy cow,
you scared me.
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Yeah, I'm the Forest Ranger,
Bog Bob.
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They call me that because I grew
up in a bog and my name is Bob.
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Well, thanks, Bob.
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I appreciate
the quick turnaround
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between nickname
and explanation.
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Right.
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In any case,
I am legally obligated
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to warn campers about
recent incidents in the area.
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Incidents?
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Uh, people gone missing,
animal mutilations,
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and...mysterious
surgeries.
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Real quick --
could you clarify
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the "mysterious surgeries"
thing?
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Corpses composed of
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human and animal body parts
sewn together.
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Anyway, have a good night!
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By the they way, I wouldn't
eat those if I were you.
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[ Laughs ]
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Rubis, I'm suddenly gettin'
a little nervous here.
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Uh, what'd you put
in that soup again?
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Oh, don't listen to him.
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I brought along
my comprehensive
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"Compendium of Survival
Techniques" and I...
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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It says the mushrooms may --
MAY --
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cause delusions, paranoia,
and intense hallucinations.
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[ Laughs ]
[ Spits ]
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But they are edible.
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Let's get the [bleep]
out of here!
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Can't.
My legs feel weird.
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How we gonna find our way out
in the dark?
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What about those people
over there?
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We could ask them for help,
eh?
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Looks like they're having
a bit of a party.
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Missing people,
animal mutilations...
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It's an evil cult!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Indistinct chanting ]
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All right.
Come on, buddy.
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[ Chanting continues ]
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Nobody panic.
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Everything's fine.
We're all fine here.
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Except for the part where
we're about to be sacrificed
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and physically dismantled
by a bloodthirsty cult...?
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Even so, you know,
I think it's good
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to get out of your
comfort zone now and then...
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Aah! Oh, Lord,
I just saw one of them.
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Yeah, they're closing in.
They're gonna kill us.
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[ Barks ]
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Shut up, Puff,
or they'll sew us together!
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[ Whines ]
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Look! I think I see
some lights up ahead!
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It's a cabin!
Let's go!
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[ Chanting continues ]
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**
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All right, everyone chill, okay?
Act normal.
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The last thing we want to do
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is trip balls when
they answer the door.
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[ Door creaks open ]
-Good evening.
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Oh, God, help us --
we're lost and scared --
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we don't know where we are --
and we're scared.
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Well, we can't have that,
can we? Come on in.
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**
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Apollo: [ Thinking ]
Oh, my God,
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these mushrooms
are really kicking in now.
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Play it cool. Don't lose it.
Say something.
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Nice, it's --
[ Clears throat ]
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How long a place here
for you for time?
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Smooth, buddy.
Real smooth.
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**
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Try some of these.
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[ Spider shrieks ]
-Aah!
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[ Dishes shatter ]
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Am I just paranoid,
or am I stoned?
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[ Chanting intensifies ]
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Uh, anyone else
hear that?
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No, not at all.
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-[ Whines ]
-And I definitely don't hear it
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growing louder
and louder by the second,
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tightening around our necks
like the grip of Death itself!
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Phew.
Well, that's a relief.
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We're all gonna die.
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[ Whimpers ]
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These taste
just like my Nana's.
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Guys, I think
we're still just trippin'.
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I don't think any of this
is really happening, is it?
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[ Groans ]
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No! No!
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Ohh, I guess it is.
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Oh, [bleep]!
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[ Grunting ]
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Ow!
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Huh?
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Ah!
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[ Pounding on door ]
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[ Gasps ]
[ Whines ]
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You were always
a disappointment, Montgomery.
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I told your mother
she coddled you too much.
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Eat [bleep], Dad!
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[ Yells ]
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Sorry, Grandma.
Alley-oop.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunting ]
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No, Monty, Monty.
Stop senior abuse!
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You're just shroomin' out,
dude.
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Hey, guys, we can
escape down here!
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Time to go, buddy.
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Great. Yeah.
Out of the fire-pan and into...
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...well, a much safer place,
actually.
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Good work, Rubis.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It almost makes up for
dosing us with neurotoxins.
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Ohh!
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Ah, I think it's wearing off --
the mushies.
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How do you feel?
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Uh, that depends.
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Is your face currently rendered
in an early Photoshop filter?
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[ Woman screaming in distance ]
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[ All gasping ]
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[ Woman screams ]
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Holy shit.
What is this, Satan's foyer?
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Voice: Are you here
to offer your souls
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to the Great One, as well?
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The Great One?
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So Wayne Gretzky's
behind all of this?
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Voice: With the sacrifice
of the seven virgins,
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a new age of terror
shall begin.
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Why does it always
have to be terror?
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Why can't a new age
of fun begin?
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Okay, new rule --
if we all see the same thing
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at the same time, uh,
that means it's real, okay?
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[ Roars ]
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Do you see that guy?
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Oh, [bleep]. Then we're [bleep].
-[ Roars ]
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Not today,
Spazmodius!
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I'm gonna go
save those girls!
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Right behind ya.
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Oh, and he gets him
with a clothesline!
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Why are you doing this?
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[ Grunts ]
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Hey...
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Let me help you.
Whoa!
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[ Screams ]
Oh, no!
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'Fraid not, nut-- nots--
NotforASStu!
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[ Inhales ]
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[ Growls ]
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The hell were those?
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**
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, no, you don't!
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[ Grunts ]
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You're welcome.
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Phew.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Roars ]
[ Yells ]
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[ Whines ]
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Is everything cool, dudes?
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**
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Oh, Jesus!
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Superknife, what are you doing,
dude? Oh, my God.
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[ Growls]
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Hey Rubis, you got any
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exorcismic incantations
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in that Compendium
of yours?
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Hold on, uh...
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Here we go, here we go.
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"In Regards to
the Rebuking of Daemons."
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Sounds about right!
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Exi, Daemon!
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[ Growls ]
Jacio te ad infernum unde venistis!
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Abde ad infern--
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Wow, she literally had one word
left to say -- "infernum!"
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**
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Are you guys got demons
out of you now?
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[ Panting ]
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Apollo, use this!
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Got it!
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Hey,
say hi to your mom for me.
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[ Yelling ]
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**
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Monty, we gotsta go!
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You and the other virgins
get down here!
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Pff, what a dick.
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[ Screams ]
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Go, go, go!
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Oh, no, not them again!
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Growling ]
I will return...
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What happened?
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Thank you for saving us,
Apollo.
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Yeah, no,
it was pretty messed up
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so, yeah, no,
you're welcome.
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Uh, hey, this might be
a bad time,
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but I'd love to get
that scone recipe from you.
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Wait, we forgot Sammy!
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I've abandoned my son,
I've abandoned my bo--
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Oh, there he is.
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**
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Camping...
can be a lot of fun.
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I hope this experience
hasn't soured you on it.
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"Soured"
is putting it mildly.
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I was coerced, drugged,
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and possessed
by a demonic ghost!
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Apollo: But, aside from that,
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uh, it wasn't that bad.
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**
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