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I want to hold it.
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I'm holding it.
I'm in the middle.
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Give it to me.
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Let go.
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Give!
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Bryana, would you two stop it?
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Jordan's holding the bowl.
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You happy now?
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Now nobody can have it.
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Now why did you do that?
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Pick it up.
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Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on up in here?
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Jordan spilled the popcorn on
purpose so I couldn't have any.
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Boy, go in there and get a
broom and clean this mess up.
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I don't want to hear it.
But I didn't...
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Get in there and get it.
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Whatever happened
to free speech?
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It's on the back
of my hand.
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You want to see it?
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That's all right, Uncle Bernie.
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I'll make us some more
popcorn in the microwave.
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Aw, thank you,
Baby Girl.
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Be careful.
(popcorn crunching)
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Look at that.
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I wish I had 12
of them.
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She's heaven-sent.
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It wasn't Jordan's fault.
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Bryana did it.
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One thing I can't stand worse
than a liar
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is a stool pigeon.
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But Bryana was being a brat
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and she's got you wrapped
around her little finger.
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Ain't nobody got me
wrapped around nothing.
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Of course you'd say that.
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You're in denial.
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Denial?
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I ain't in denial!
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I'll tell you
what this is all about.
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See, Nessa's 15.
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She comes home, she spends
all her time watching Dr. Phil.
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Figures she know
every damn thing.
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The truth is, she's jealous.
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And jealous is a devil's
lighter fluid
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sprayed on the flames
of contempt.
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Am I right, Lord?
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Ha-ha, my main man Lord
said I'm right.
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Hey, Vanessa, is that
a new watch?
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Yeah, I bought it with
my babysitting money.
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It's kind of sharp.
Does it glow?
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Oh...
No.
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Ooh, can I wear it to Jenny's
birthday party on Saturday?
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No.
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WANDA:
Jordan, sweetie, the polite thing to do
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is to ask if anyone
wants any more.
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Anybody want any more?
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No? Good.
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BERNIE:
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I'll cut your wrists off
and wear it for a key chain.
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Would you like some more cake,
Baby Girl?
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Nope.
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Okay.
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A whole rose.
Score!
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BRYANA:
Wait.
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I want some.
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Put it back.
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Here you go.
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Ugh...
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Are you going to stand there
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and tell me you don't
spoil that girl?
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I don't spoil her, baby.
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I reward her because she's good.
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She's pure, wholesome.
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She's gold to the eye.
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She's fire in the cold.
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She's food to the belly.
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That girl just got a lead
in the school play.
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The other two? Ha!
You've got to watch them.
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Well, all I know is
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she did not want a piece of cake
until Jordan had it.
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Let me tell you
something:
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First of all, that boy
must learn how to share.
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Let me ask you
a question:
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What if it's wartime
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and all we had to eat
was a triple-layer,
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double-fudge chocolate cake?
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Who eats cake
at wartime?
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French people, baby.
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Look it up.
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What are you doing?
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I can't find my watch.
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Okay, so where's
the last place you remember seeing it?
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I don't know.
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It wasn't in my room
so it must have fallen off.
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Okay.
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Uh, fix that
the way it was.
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(door closing)
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Hey, baby.
Hey, there you are.
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What took you
so long?
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Baby, that mall
was packed. Oh.
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Can we eat now?
I'm starving like Marvin.
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One second.
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Did you guys get a present
to take to the birthday party?
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Shoot, Baby Girl couldn't find
anything she wanted.
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But Uncle Bernie
bought me a guinea pig.
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A guinea pig?
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Cool.
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Want to see him, Aunt Wanda?
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No...
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What?
What's wrong, baby?
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What are we going to name him?
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None-ya.
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Like none ya business.
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(laughing)
That's pretty good, Baby Girl.
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That's funny... None-ya.
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Wanda, Baby Girl was
the best doggone flower
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on that stage,
I'm telling you.
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Don't you think so?
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If you don't watch it,
we might have an actress on our hands.
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Honey, I don't know
what performance you saw
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but Bryana forgot her lines
three times.
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She ain't forgot no lines.
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They call that
dramatic pause, woman.
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Oh, they do?
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Mr. and Mrs. Mac?
Yeah?
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I'm so glad
I caught you.
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I was hoping
to speak to you
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about the notes
I've sent home.
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We never got any notes.
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Uh-uh.
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I see.
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Well, to begin with,
Bryana's been very unfocused.
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But there's
a bigger issue.
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The way she's been
expressing herself of late
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has been eliciting
some very negative responses
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from her classmates.
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Negative responses?
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That might be the wrong way
to put it.
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Yeah.
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It's more like hatred.
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Come on, lady.
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I mean, who in the heck
can hate Baby Girl?
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I told you,
$12 for the watch
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and you only gave me ten.
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But that's all
I could get.
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You take me
for a fool?
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Move it.
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Bryana.
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Little ungrateful brat!
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She stole from my house,
and from her own kin!
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And I know she didn't
forget her lines either.
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She was a terrible flower.
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Little dandelion.
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I popped a vein, and this one
ain't going back in either.
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It's jumping.
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Sweetheart, why don't you go
in the house for a while?
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I want to talk
to Bryana alone.
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Okay, honey.
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Does Uncle
Bernie know?
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Yeah. He's out in the car
with her right now.
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This is going
to be good.
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Bryana,
I'm not going
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to make this
too heavy, okay?
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But I'm going to start off by
reciting the Ten Commandments.
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He's got to give
her a whupping.
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Unless she has
a direct line to God.
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Thou shall not kill.
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And that's the
only reason you breathing right now.
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Bryana, you've got
to be punished.
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We're going to start off
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by you not going
to that party Saturday.
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Do you understand me?
Yes.
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Now you go on in the house,
and you think about that.
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Get!
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Well, she's moping,
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but she's not bleeding
or limping or anything.
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He didn't spank her.
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I'd give a million bucks
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to find out how she did that.
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Over and out.
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Over and out.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Oops, sorry.
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Ooh.
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Shoot.
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Oh, there you go.
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It's going in one end
and out the other, huh?
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Can I say something to you
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and you promise
not to get mad?
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Sure, you can say something.
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I won't get mad.
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I think we should take
Bryana to see someone.
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What you mean,
like a psychiatrist?
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No, like a therapist.
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Somebody who specializes
in children.
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Ain't nothing wrong
with baby girl.
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She's just acting up.
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Right, she's also lying
and she's stealing,
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and she's doing things that
we've never seen before,
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and I just want to make sure
that we handle this right.
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Wanda, I can handle it.
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Honey, I think if she
has a problem, sweetie,
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there is no shame
in seeking help.
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Wanda, you see
she didn't go to the party.
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You saw I disciplined her,
right?
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Yeah, you did.
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Hey, hey.
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Sweetie,
we already have cereal.
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Not this kind.
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Well, honey,
we don't need this.
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But I want it.
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You heard
what your Aunt Wanda said.
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Now put this back
where you found it.
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(Bryana screaming)
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(crying)
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It's okay.
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(crying continues)
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Get up.
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Honey, that's her arm.
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I want ice cream.
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Not the way
you've been acting.
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I want ice cream now!
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Now! I want ice cream! Now!
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I want ice cream now! Now!
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Now!
Baby, hold this, hold this.
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I want ice cream now!
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BRYANA:
I don't want to go to bed!
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Aunt Wanda!
Uncle Bernie!
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I don't want
to go to bed!
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I don't want to go
to bed!
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I don't want
to go to bed!
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I don't want to go
to bed!
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She's lying,
she's stealing.
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It's all new behavior.
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Stealing?
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Perhaps I shouldn't have
left her alone in my office?
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(laughs):
I'm joking.
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I'm sorry.
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I sometimes try and use humor
to break the tension,
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and since you're a comedian
I thought
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you would appreciate that.
That was ill-placed.
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This is some bull.
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I knew I shouldn't
have came here.
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Mr. Mac, Bryana wants to push
you away before you leave her.
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That's qwazy.
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Leave her where?
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Your sister's interactions
with Bryana
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were colored by her drug usage.
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Sometimes she was loving
and engaged
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and other times
she was emotionally unavailable.
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Bryana never knew which mother
she was going to get.
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Sister Doctor, let me
tell you something, okay?
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Baby Girl been with me for two
years, and I have not changed.
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So, okay,
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she's misbehaving
to push us away
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which, in her mind, means
that we're unavailable,
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which is the pattern.
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Wow, so wait. I'm
understanding this.
259
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I don't,
and my head is spinning!
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And I'll tell you another thing.
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All that talk
is just somebody's theory.
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I have my own theories
of my own.
263
00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:26,027
Bernie Mac is old school,
and the only thing I need,
264
00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:29,239
the only person I need,
is the Lord, right, Lord?
265
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,914
You'll make baby girl all right,
won't you?
266
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,003
Huh.
267
00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:36,464
Tell me.
268
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,756
Lord, if you do,
I'll give up cigars.
269
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,520
Sacrifice.
270
00:10:56,472 --> 00:10:58,702
Baby Girl,
you know I love you?
271
00:10:58,775 --> 00:11:00,435
I know.
272
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,282
And Uncle Bernie
ain't going nowhere.
273
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,033
Uh-huh.
274
00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:05,495
Go to sleep.
275
00:11:20,329 --> 00:11:21,589
And, all of
a sudden, baby,
276
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,508
she held me like
that, you know?
277
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,133
And I looked
at her and I said,
278
00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:27,719
"Baby girl,
Uncle Bernie ain't going nowhere."
279
00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:29,555
And I think that's
all she needed--
280
00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:31,139
to really hear
me say that.
281
00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:32,385
Say it out loud,
you know?
282
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,187
There you go, Poopie.
283
00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:37,569
"Poopie"? That's
a nasty name.
284
00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:39,557
Well, that's what
Bryana named him,
285
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,820
and that's
all she's done.
286
00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:43,322
Maybe she'll take care
of this poor thing.
287
00:11:43,394 --> 00:11:45,324
If it wasn't for me,
he'd be dead by now.
288
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,160
Where is
she anyway?
289
00:11:47,231 --> 00:11:49,541
Oh, well...
She's outside playing.
290
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,908
Wow. Now, that's
the baby girl I remember.
291
00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:57,420
Look at that.
292
00:11:57,492 --> 00:11:58,832
Laughing and playing
and throwing rock...
293
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:01,250
Who's she
throwing rocks at?
294
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,249
JORDAN:Ow!
295
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,915
Walk it off, boy!
296
00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:06,509
Man up!
297
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,224
Honey, don't yell.
298
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,768
It disturbs Poopie.
299
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,178
I'll be right back, baby.
300
00:12:14,258 --> 00:12:15,598
Be right back.
301
00:12:15,676 --> 00:12:17,686
So you feel confident
that she felt
302
00:12:17,762 --> 00:12:20,062
you were a constant
in her life?
303
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,239
Yeah, I feel confident.
304
00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:22,986
I mean, now that
the boy is back.
305
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,327
He's a little swollen...
306
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,494
Look, Doc, I knew
I shouldn't have came here.
307
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,696
I knew it was some bull.
308
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,606
The important
thing for you
309
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,884
to remember, Mr. Mac,
310
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,491
is that this process
is going to take a while.
311
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:35,620
How long
you talking about?
312
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,660
It's hard to say.
313
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,709
I've seen these
types of cases
314
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,633
taking months,
even years.
315
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,795
Years?!
Yes, years.
316
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,760
You heard that. "Take years."
317
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:50,473
I didn't want to take baby girl
to this woman to begin with.
318
00:12:50,545 --> 00:12:52,965
Now I don't know
what to do with her.
319
00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:55,847
I'm supposed to raise this girl,
and she ain't right in the head?
320
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,475
Y'all seen it.
321
00:12:57,552 --> 00:12:59,782
What am I going to do now?
322
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:02,821
What am I going to do now?
323
00:13:08,404 --> 00:13:11,664
Can you spend the daywith us, Aunt Wanda?
324
00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:15,702
Jordan was crying becausehe needed his medicine.
325
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:20,118
Sometimes Jordan cries whenhe doesn't get his medicine.
326
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:22,679
I'm sorry I broke your record.
327
00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:25,552
You told menot to touch it. I touch...
328
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,971
You see that?
329
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,104
That's the baby girl I knew.
330
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,520
So cute and good.
331
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,651
Now I got one of them damn
Children of the Corn kids.
332
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,206
Poopie Doop,
look what Aunt Wanda bought you
333
00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,333
from the pet store.
334
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,170
(gasps)
335
00:13:58,839 --> 00:13:59,839
Oh, no.
336
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,002
Poopie!
337
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,746
Here, Poopie!
338
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:07,719
Poopie?
339
00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:11,013
Poopie!
340
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,733
Oh, Poopie!
341
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:14,643
Poopie!
342
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,260
Poopie?
343
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,724
Hey, hey, Vanessa.
344
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:20,849
Have you seen Poopie?
345
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,477
No.
346
00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:24,853
Uh... What are you doing?
347
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,811
I'm locking up all my stuff.
348
00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:28,771
My little sister is a thief.
349
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:30,861
Get your shoes off the bed.
350
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,407
Poopie!
351
00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:38,327
Poopie!
352
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,708
Here, Poopie!
353
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,714
Poopie!
354
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,763
Vanessa, is Aunt Wanda looking
for Bryana's guinea pig?
355
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,347
Yep.
356
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:55,891
I can't believe
Bryana got to her, too.
357
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,352
(sighs)
358
00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:59,651
Here, Poopie!
359
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,527
Poopie!
360
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,892
Hey, honey, have
you seen Poopie?
361
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,345
He's not in his cage.
362
00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,860
There's a rat
running around my house?
363
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,613
Honey, he's not a rat.
He's a defenseless little thing,
364
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:12,225
and he's got to be
around here somewhere.
365
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,071
Poopie!
366
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,946
Here, Poopie!
367
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,953
Okay, baby?
368
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,569
You can't do this.
369
00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:20,873
I know that you're a little
depressed about Bryana,
370
00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:23,535
but honey, you have
to get off the couch.
371
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,548
You got to
do something physical,
372
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,745
like help me look for Poopie.
373
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,087
Poopie!
374
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,711
Hello?
375
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:32,758
Hello!
376
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,262
Ugh! Let me get my shoes,
and look outside.
377
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,264
Poopie!
378
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,726
(sighs, moans)
379
00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:45,271
Who are you?
380
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,944
What you mean, who am I?
381
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,147
You don't recognize me?
382
00:15:48,222 --> 00:15:50,112
Uh-uh.
383
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,782
It's me. Bryana.
384
00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:55,034
Bryana?
385
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,654
What happened to you?
386
00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,121
Well, it's pretty obvious,
isn't it?
387
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,121
I grew up.
388
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,622
Damn.
389
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,664
(cell phone rings)
Excuse me.
390
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,202
Hello.
391
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,115
Well, hello, Jared.
392
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,260
Long time no see.
393
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,125
Jared? Who the hell is Jared?
394
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,343
Keep it down, Bigfoot.
395
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:15,134
I'm on the phone.
Thank you.
396
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,377
Bigfoot?
397
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:19,049
What's up, baby?
398
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:21,428
Oh, no, no, no. That's just
my uncle babbling on.
399
00:16:21,505 --> 00:16:24,345
Mm-hmm.
That man is in love
400
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:27,635
with the sound
of his own voice.
401
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,150
(laughing)
402
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,811
I know! I know, I know.
403
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,110
But I don't think they make
a cork that big, honey.
404
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:36,194
What? Oh, yeah.
405
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,490
I'm free tonight.
406
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,247
No, you ain't. You grounded.
407
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:43,123
Oh, wait. I'm grounded.
408
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:46,304
Okay, cool.
So I'll see you at 7:00.
409
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,082
Yeah. Ooh! Okay.
410
00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:50,287
Bad. (laughs)
Whoo!
411
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,511
Girl, you ain't going nowhere.
412
00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:54,207
Whatever.
Toss me your car keys.
413
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:55,928
I'm going to
get some cigarettes.
414
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,509
Whoa.
415
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,767
America, is that you?
416
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:08,517
I wasn't sure.
417
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,524
All that psychobabble
had my mind kind of clouded.
418
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,567
But my mind is clear now,
America.
419
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,692
See, dreams come
from the subconscious,
420
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,239
and the subconscious
doesn't lie.
421
00:17:19,313 --> 00:17:20,863
I just saw the future
with Baby Girl,
422
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,530
and I'm going to tell you
something, America.
423
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,073
It suck, and it suck real bad.
424
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,865
Bernie Mac doesn't need no
therapist telling me what to do.
425
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,747
Oh, no. I know
how to raise that girl.
426
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:33,455
Oh, yeah.
Because the Mac is back.
427
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:36,846
Uh-huh. I'm through
with this topic.
428
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,853
The Mac is back.
429
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,522
Hey, what did
you do that for?
430
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:49,101
Because I want you
to go to your room
431
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:50,176
for throwing rocks
at your brother.
432
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:51,313
I don't want
to go to my room.
433
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,311
Did I ask you
what you wanted.
434
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,698
or did I tell you
to do something?
435
00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:08,828
I didn't do it.
436
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:10,124
Do what?
437
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,667
Whatever it is
you're mad about.
438
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,251
I'm not mad about anything.
439
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,457
I'm just trying to figure out,
if you wasn't too busy,
440
00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:16,626
maybe I'd take y'all
to the mall.
441
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,634
What's wrong with you?
442
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,046
Nothing wrong with me.
I just want
443
00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:22,104
to spend a little time
with you two, that's it.
444
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,103
Hey, baby,
what's wrong with you?
445
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,425
You look sick.
446
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,809
It's Poopie.
447
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,600
He must have got
out of the house,
448
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,229
and Mrs. Jackson's
cat got him.
449
00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:37,306
Oh, wow. How you doing?
450
00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:38,521
It's pretty bad.
How bad?
451
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,611
Dead.
Damn.
452
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,526
She brought him over
in a Ziploc freezer bag.
453
00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:44,905
Uh-oh.
His ear was missing.
454
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,502
Hate to hear that.
455
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:49,447
I'm getting ready to take
the kids to the mall.
456
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,868
Maybe I'll pick you
up another one. No. I don't want
457
00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:54,497
I just got attached
to that one.
458
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,415
Okay. If you say so.
459
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,667
If you do get
another one,
460
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:02,166
could you make sure that
he's nice, fat and furry?
461
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:05,269
Sure. Okay.
462
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:09,144
With a little
white around his little butt, okay?
463
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,849
You bet.
I'll check his ass.
464
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,700
But if it isn't,
I don't want him.
465
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,704
Okay.
466
00:19:33,948 --> 00:19:35,998
Look, Uncle Bernie.
I'm a ballerina.
467
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,335
Baby Girl, what you
doing out your room?
468
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,461
I want to come
to the mall with you, too.
469
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,532
You can't. You're
being punished.
470
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,013
Don't you love me, Uncle Bernie?
471
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,304
Yeah, I love you a lot.
472
00:19:46,377 --> 00:19:47,637
Good. Then I'm still
your baby girl.
473
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:50,441
Baby Girl,
I'm not playing.
474
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,184
Now go back
to your room.
475
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,428
I hate you!
476
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,273
You and a whole bunch of people.
477
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:57,864
Now get back
in your room.
478
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,610
Don't worry,
Uncle Bernie.
479
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,154
It's just a phase.
480
00:20:03,227 --> 00:20:04,607
It'll pass.
481
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,857
You still want
to go to the mall?
482
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,923
Or you want to go
to your room, too?
483
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,076
Don't cry for me.
484
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,657
Cry, baby, cry.
485
00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:17,368
Put your hand
on your hip,
486
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,929
and make your
backbone slip.
487
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:24,092
That was nice--
Nessa trying to help.
488
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,008
But, see, America,
the problem is we're not equals.
489
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,588
I'm the parent.
490
00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:30,889
And that's what Baby Girl
needed to know.
491
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,723
And I'm always going
to be the parent,
492
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,063
at least for the next 12 years.
493
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:40,565
Oh, Lord,
that's a bunch of bull.
494
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,203
I'll be...
495
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,581
50-something.
496
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:58,790
Oh, sweetie, we
already have cereal.
497
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,826
Not this kind.
498
00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:03,259
Okay, but we
don't need this.
499
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,390
But I want it.
500
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,585
Don't say that back
to your Aunt Wanda.
501
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,551
You put this cereal
back where you found it.
502
00:21:11,628 --> 00:21:13,258
(Bryana screaming)
503
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,509
You get your punk-ass up!
504
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,925
(laughter)
505
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,150
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