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Hand me one, man.
There you go.
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Damn, it's cold
out here, man.
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I know, man.
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The boy's asthma's
acting up,
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and Wanda won't
let me smoke in the house no more.
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That's what happens
when you have kids, man.
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I can't do anything
at my house.
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That's why
I come over here.
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Shoot, man, it's
just like it ain't my house no more.
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Wanda makes me give
up all my stuff that ain't child-friendly,
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and you know doggone well
anything worth having
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ain't child-friendly.
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I used to have a knife
like that.
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Oh, this is your knife, dawg.
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You gave it to me, remember?
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Yeah, yeah...
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Man, you get all
of Bernie's good stuff, man.
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Hey, man,
there ain't nothing good
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about giving away
your stuff, man.
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Bernie Mac know
he can entrust me
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with his knives and pellet guns
and whatnot.
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Yeah, well, I can't wait
till he back up one of them kids
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with an Escalade.
Yeah...
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My car's a beater, boy.
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(phone ringing)
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Yo. Mac.
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And-and them cell phones cause
brain cancer, you know,
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in case you want
to give that up. Man, shut up, man.
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That's-that's
a faulty hypothesis.
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Just come on
around the back.
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We all sitting out
here in the back.
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Okay. All right.
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Jerry got a
surprise for me.
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Shh, shh.
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Hey, Uncle Bernie,
guess what?
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I'm joining the
debate team.
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That's great, Jor,
real good. Good.
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(coughing)
Bernie?
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Huh, can you dig it?
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One question: Can you dig this?
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It's off the hizzle, right?
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Hoo-hoo, for shizzle.
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Yeah, wha-what
does that mean?
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Whoo, this is
sweet, man.
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I didn't know you drove
a motorcycle.
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You like it?
Yeah.
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This is nice... real nice.
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Yeah, well, B...
it's yours.
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What, you gonna give me
a motorcycle?
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I would give you the
hair off my back if you wanted it, man,
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uh, but it's a gift
from the studio
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because the Droobie movie
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did over $100 million,
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(whistles)
and that is just domestic, okay?
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Overseas, it'll
double that,
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so I guess Droobie
really tickles those Germans pink.
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Wow, man, I have to admit
this is tight.
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I know I can't keep it,
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but, man, it sure is nice
to think about being free.
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I mean, you're driving
down the road all fast and cool.
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The open highway,
doing what I want to do...
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far away from all the kids.
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(imitating engine roars)
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Monstrous.
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This is nice.
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Real nice.
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Whoa!
Wow!
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I-I-I've never seen
a naked lady before.
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Since you guys are my friends,
I'll give you a special price:
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50 cents for the pictures,
two dollars for the centerfold.
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Get up, boy, and hand
me that degradation.
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I pity your poor weepin' mother.
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That tractor's going to need
a good scrubbin'.
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Hey, they're not mine.
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Is that right?
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Whose are they, then?
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Huh? Spit it out.
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I don't need to tell
you how inappropriate this is...
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...but let me try.
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The fact that Jordan
brought this smut
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into these hallowed halls
is an abomination.
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Ooh!
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Uh... Father,
please believe me
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that we would have
never allowed Jordan
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to see... anything
like this.
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Isn't that
right, Bernie?
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Father, I had this
in my footlocker.
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I had it under lock and key,
I tell you.
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Lock and key.
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You're an adult, Mr. Mac.
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What happens to you
in the afterlife
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is your responsibility.
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But it appears the boy's
on a rich path to sin.
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Maybe you should consider
another school for him.
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Oh, now, stop
being so drastic.
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I told you I can handle it.
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I can handle it.
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Damn.
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I don't believe you,
Wanda.
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What you mean,
you threw 'em away?
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I told you I was going
to handle it.
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Well, I helped you.
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Besides, the only way
to keep them away from Jordan
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is to get them
out of the house.
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Baby, you messing with
some history here, I'm telling you.
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Remember Azizi Johari?
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That was Sammy
Davis Jr.'s girl.
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And what about
Renee Tennison--
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the first black
Playmate of the Year.
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She broke down barriers...
like Jackie Robinson.
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Three years ago,
before the kids got here,
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my house was an adult paradise.
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Look around this room.
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It's all the stuff
I used to have,
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and one by one,
it's been taken away from me.
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My drill press,
authentic African spears,
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pipes, blowtorch,
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fighting pit bull-- you don't
see him because he's been gone!
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Nunchaku, dart board,
table saw and all my stuff!
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What's next, America... me?
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Oh, Lord!
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Take your pick.
Mm.
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Heartland Help and
Horizon-- what is this?
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Charities, and they all accept
motorcycle donations.
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Pick one.
Oh, baby, come on...
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Ah, honey, don't worry.
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You'll still get
your tax deduction.
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How they going to take
a deduction from nothing?
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'Cause I ain't got nothing left,
America,
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and I'm tired of it,
and you know what?
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This is where I draw the line.
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Well, sweetheart,
I'm sorry.
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My charity
ain't on here.
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Matter of fact, I'm
going to donate it
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to my favorite charity:
me, myself and I.
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Better yet, I'm going to take
me, myself and I
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out for a ride right now.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, you smell that, America?
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That's burnt rubber...
and testosterone.
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Nothing more intoxicating
except the open road--
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long straightaways, hills
and valleys.
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Sweet curves. Oh, yeah.
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The road's a lady,
so you best dress right...
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so excuse me, America.
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I'm getting ready to take off
into the sunset... in my mind.
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Sweetheart, I don't know
what you tripping about.
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Not like the kids
going to ride it.
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It's not about the kids.
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It's about you. I'm afraid.
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Afraid of what?
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Look at your outfit.
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Look kind of nice, huh?
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Uncle Bernie,
Aunt Wanda says
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you're having a mid-life crisis.
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Boy, get in your room.
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Could you just be still
for one second?
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What if something
happens to you?
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Ain't nothing
going to happen.
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The kids need you.
They got me.
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Well, then, I need you.
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Don't do that...
No, don't you do that.
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You know how I feel
about that bike...
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and I can't tell you
what to do.
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Did you hear that, America?
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I mean, what my wife said.
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It gets me right here.
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Said she can't tell me
what to do.
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She's a good woman.
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♪ ♪
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You see that, America?
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They gave me the nod.
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Back in the man's club,
yes, sir.
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And ain't nothing
like the open road.
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I mean, freedom, no worries.
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All I have to think about
is a hundred horses
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and a quarter ton
of sweet loving metal.
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Yes, sir,
back on the road again.
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They gave me the nod.
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♪ ♪
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Resolved, the school's uniform
dress code is good
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for the student body's morale.
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It bridges the gap
between the haves
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and the have-nots.
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TEACHER:
Thank you, Jordan. Very compelling.
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Where's Uncle Bernie?
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Uh, I think he
had a meeting.
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♪ ♪
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Oh...
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Jordan's debate's at 2:30.
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Damn!
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♪ ♪
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(tires screeching)
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(crashing)
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Oh, no, not that light.
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Lord, please don't take me now.
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♪ ♪
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What the...?
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What happened to my house?
200
00:10:11,761 --> 00:10:13,741
Baby girl, what
are you doing?
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00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:23,445
Oh, my God... I'm dead.
202
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,533
Where are my smokes?
203
00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:26,878
You smoked 'em all, stupid.
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00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:30,539
Nessa, no...
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00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:32,553
No, Nessa!
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Don't go to sleep tonight.
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00:10:36,327 --> 00:10:38,257
I'm going to stick you.
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00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:45,591
Bun in the oven,
and no loaf on the table.
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00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,930
Nessa, listen to me...
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00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:50,015
Nessa...
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00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:53,230
Nessa... Nessa...
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Hello, I'm busy.
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Girl, can't you read?
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00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,356
Get out of my face.
215
00:11:01,436 --> 00:11:02,866
You've been briefed.
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00:11:09,694 --> 00:11:11,704
Jordan, look at you.
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00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,753
I can't believe this.
218
00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:17,003
Wipe that shiny stuff
off your lips.
219
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,916
Jordan?
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00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:22,835
Jordan, I'm not playing
with you.
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00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,925
I'm going to look fabulous.
222
00:11:29,464 --> 00:11:30,904
And W.B.?
223
00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:35,558
Here comes Santa Claus.
224
00:11:35,636 --> 00:11:37,556
Have you been naughty
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00:11:37,638 --> 00:11:39,108
or nice?
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00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:40,452
(laughter)
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00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,185
I got an answer
for that.
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00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,238
W.B.:
Let's just see. Look at here.
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00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,613
What you got there?
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Oh, oh.
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Take it off.
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( laughter)
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Big fellow,
I give you everything,
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but that's my wife.
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I'm not giving you Wanda.
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Hell, no!
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(grunting)
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Come on.
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Come on, W.B.!
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00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:12,641
Come on, W.B.!
Come on, come on.
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00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:14,055
Think 'cause you big, huh?
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Okay, hey, honey.
Come on, come on...
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00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,600
Hey, honey, wake up,
hey, hey, hey.
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It's me. Come on, focus.
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It's me.
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Okay.
Ooh, it's you.
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Uh-huh.
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(whimpers)
249
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Wanda, I had a dream.
250
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Okay.
251
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You was in it.
252
00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:31,116
And... Jordan,
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00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:33,832
baby girl...
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00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,753
Let me see something.
255
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,826
Hey, quit it.
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00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,256
WANDA:
Oh, okay, honey,
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don't worry, okay?
Uh-uh.
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The doctor said
you're going to be fine.
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Wanda, it was awful.
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I'm telling you, I was dead.
261
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:44,964
I was dead.
262
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,339
I tell you,
I was dead.
263
00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:48,505
And Jordan--
he had his hair...
264
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:50,054
He... He had all the...
265
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,801
And then, baby girl--
she was... smoking.
266
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,190
And you had a little boy,
267
00:12:54,265 --> 00:12:56,015
like you was...
268
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,190
She had a little,
and then...
269
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,515
Ooh.
270
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,771
And you was
with W.B..
271
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,029
You scandalous!
272
00:13:05,109 --> 00:13:08,529
Okay, how many painkillers
did you take?
273
00:13:08,604 --> 00:13:10,534
Come on, honey.
Come on, honey, hey, hey.
274
00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:12,286
Hey, honey, you did not die.
275
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,447
You just twisted your ankle.
276
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,656
I twist my ankle?
Yes.
277
00:13:15,736 --> 00:13:17,786
I was dead.
I was dead. I was dead!
278
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,004
I'm telling you
I was cold dead.
279
00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:22,535
Dead.
280
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,472
America, come here.
281
00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,956
Look at this.
282
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:30,429
Y'all, I did a foolish,
selfish thing.
283
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,310
This could have been my head.
284
00:13:32,387 --> 00:13:35,047
Now I know the world's
a very dangerous place.
285
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,675
So let me tell you something.
286
00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:39,137
My job is to protect those kids.
287
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:42,438
And from now on, America,
Bernie Mac is on the job.
288
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,727
Look here.
289
00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:45,366
That could have been my head.
290
00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:46,571
Hair would have been missing.
291
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:47,782
All right here.
292
00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:49,822
All this right here.
293
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,906
But it'd be laying...
laying like that.
294
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:55,872
You know, a traffic jam start
like that.
295
00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,093
They be looking.
296
00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:59,001
And nobody going
to get out and help.
297
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,761
My head would have been over.
298
00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:04,582
I'm laying on, I'm laying on,
you know?
299
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,854
Cars backed up.
300
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,596
What would you like,
Little Mama, apple or orange?
301
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,193
Orange.
302
00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:21,229
Good choice.
303
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,534
Ooh, what the...? Honey?
304
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,613
Hey, honey,
the cabinets are stuck.
305
00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,435
They're not stuck, baby.
306
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,950
They're child-proof.
The drawers are, too.
307
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:33,952
You got to use a magnet here.
308
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:35,453
Let me show you.
309
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,374
Hold this for me, sweetheart.
310
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,933
Come here.
311
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,083
You slide the magnet in here
till you hear a little click.
312
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,459
You hear that click?
313
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:43,881
Opens right up. Here.
314
00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,578
Hmm.
Get your glass.
315
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,170
Very safe.
316
00:14:47,244 --> 00:14:48,754
And so, when did
you do that?
317
00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:49,919
This afternoon.
318
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,837
I should have did it
a long time ago.
319
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:52,966
Wanda, let me
tell you something.
320
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,012
That drawer got glass in it,
321
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,505
that one over there got knives,
322
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:56,716
and the bottom got poison.
323
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,386
It's a deathtrap
for these damn kids.
324
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,724
What's a
deathtrap?
325
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,309
It's...
Uh, nothing, sweetie.
326
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,434
Go outside and play,
and I'll bring you your juice.
327
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,015
Walk, walk.
328
00:15:05,096 --> 00:15:06,436
No running in this house.
329
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,228
Sweetie, they need to know...
Don't scare her.
330
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,487
They need
to know the truth, baby.
331
00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:15,907
(wheels whirring)
332
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,242
Oh, Lord!
333
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,537
(laughing)
334
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,546
Did you see that move?
335
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,074
That was crazy!
336
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,922
Boy, are you crazy?
You know what could have
337
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,464
happened if you hit
your head on that concrete?
338
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,427
I'm wearing a helmet.
339
00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:31,795
It don't matter.
340
00:15:31,872 --> 00:15:33,422
You already got a soft spot,
Jordan.
341
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,799
You're one
thump away
342
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:35,835
from being in a coma.
343
00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:37,218
I am?
344
00:15:37,294 --> 00:15:38,644
Yeah, and I think about it
every day.
345
00:15:38,713 --> 00:15:39,643
Now I want you to go on
346
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:40,734
and get inside, go on.
347
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,687
Walk, walk.
348
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:48,937
Look at all this stuff, America.
349
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,065
Just look at it.
350
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,459
Wanda's so doggone busy
351
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,704
making me get rid
of all my dangerous stuff,
352
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,698
we didn't pay no attention
to what we gave the kids.
353
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:57,912
Look at this.
354
00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:59,122
Ice skates.
355
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,751
Can cut your finger right off.
356
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,947
Skateboard.
357
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,448
You can slip and crack your...
358
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,789
crack the corner of your head
on something.
359
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,155
Look at these dolls right here.
360
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:08,591
Their heads come off.
361
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,878
Baby girl messing around,
start chewing on it
362
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,463
like it's gum,
and then choke her to death.
363
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,959
Look, this rope here.
364
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,971
All this stuff
is dangerous stuff,
365
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,273
and it's going.
366
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,454
It's gone.
367
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:20,769
Look at this.
I had a rope like this.
368
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,267
My little brother...
369
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,518
And I choked him, choked...
370
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,152
choked.
371
00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:33,152
(tapping on bus)
372
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,395
BERNIE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
373
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,351
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
374
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,738
Bus driver man,
bus driver?
375
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,622
Hmm?
376
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,028
Hey, bus driver man,
you got seat belts on this bus?
377
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:42,448
No. No-No bus
has seat belts.
378
00:16:42,526 --> 00:16:43,656
What?!
379
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,696
Oh, hey.
380
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:46,329
Hey, Nessa,
Nessa, come on.
381
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,625
Get your stuff.
You're going with me.
382
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,128
What are you doing?
383
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,419
Ain't no seat belts
on this bus.
384
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:52,924
I got seat belts.
I'm saving your life.
385
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,375
Come on now.
386
00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:55,455
(laughter)
387
00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:56,409
Come on!
388
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,592
(loud chatter and laughter)
389
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:00,718
Hey, Vaness...
390
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:01,885
Pay no attention
to them.
391
00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:03,442
Hee-hee. That's
a bus of hyenas.
392
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,224
See if you laugh
when you're dead.
393
00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:06,589
Come on, slow down.
394
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:08,728
Don't walk in front of me
like you're embarrassed.
395
00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:10,193
All day, Aunt Wanda.
396
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:13,362
All day long they
taunted me at school.
397
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,152
Well, Nessa,
you're uncle's been
398
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,936
through a traumatic experience.
399
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:18,529
Just try to be understanding.
400
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,034
He even took away
my spiral notebooks
401
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,867
because he said the wire
might accidentally
402
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,333
poke me in the liver.
403
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,241
Well, you know, honey,
if you think about it,
404
00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:29,341
that's kind of like...
405
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,541
Okay, yeah,
I-I'll talk to him.
406
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,680
Remember my Aunt Pearl?
407
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:36,875
Remember how she died?
408
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,556
She died of tetanus
of the liver.
409
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:40,223
Bernie, she was stabbed.
410
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,762
Yeah. Stabbed in the liver
by a piece of metal.
411
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:44,187
I rest my case.
412
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,893
Honey, you don't
have a case, okay?
413
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,475
And you're acting
a little crazy.
414
00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,428
I realize that you're
scared, but, honey,
415
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:51,640
you're teaching the
kids to be scared, too.
416
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,700
I'm not teaching the kids
how to be scared.
417
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,023
(sighs)
418
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:56,769
Bryana is afraid
to go in the kitchen
419
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:59,121
because she heard you say
it was a deathtrap.
420
00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:01,571
Listen, if the kids don't like
421
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,657
that I'm trying
to keep their lives safe,
422
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:04,622
that's fine with me.
423
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,080
And I hope they don't like it
424
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,042
for the rest
of their long, long lives.
425
00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:10,412
Meanwhile, I threw away some
of your polish.
426
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,589
It's toxic.
427
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,597
(mumbling)
428
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,466
And that, my friend,
is called victory.
429
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,510
(laughs)
430
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,600
You cheated!
431
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,684
I did not.
432
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,139
You did, too.
Admit it!
433
00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:33,609
I'm not going to admit it.
434
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:35,098
Admit it.
435
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,935
Okay, how about
we debate this?
436
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,727
Okay, I'll admit
it, I cheated.
437
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,865
Hey, hey, Jordan,
438
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,156
let me talk to
you for a minute.
439
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:52,331
Jordan, did you cheat?
440
00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:54,786
Cheat? He's the worst.
441
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,077
Why did you let him punk you out
in your own house then?
442
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,394
Oh.
He's bigger than me.
443
00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:59,131
And he was clearly
about to get physical.
444
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,255
If I didn't back down,
445
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,379
he may have hit me,
and I'd fall down
446
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,268
and hit my head
on the table or the floor.
447
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,693
And I've got that soft spot.
448
00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:06,941
You said it yourself.
449
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:11,143
I'm one thump away from a coma.
450
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,277
You hear that, America?
451
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,271
My boy got punked
in his own house
452
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,149
because he's scared.
453
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,452
Scared because of something
I said.
454
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,034
Wanda's right.
455
00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,779
I'm not teaching these kids
wisdom, America.
456
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,651
I'm teaching them fear.
457
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,949
That ain't right.
458
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,831
That's not right at all.
459
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:32,160
Jordan, you look thirsty.
Why don't you go in the kitchen
460
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,578
and get you and your friend
something to drink?
461
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,286
You talking back to me?
I'm not thirsty.
462
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:36,206
Just do what I tell you to do
463
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:38,633
and go on up in there.
That way.
464
00:19:38,702 --> 00:19:40,382
Go on in there, and I'll
send him in there later.
465
00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:42,134
Oh, no. I found it.
466
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:44,166
Quit touching your head.
467
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,510
I found it.
468
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,264
Oh.
469
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,256
Hey, young man,
470
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:50,678
come here for a minute.
471
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,610
I'm going to talk to you.
472
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:57,898
First of all,
Jordan didn't cheat.
473
00:19:57,972 --> 00:19:59,692
He doesn't have to.
474
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,145
He's skilled.
475
00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,185
And second,
if I ever hear you talk
476
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,359
to my nephew like that
in my house,
477
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,527
you're going to deal with me.
478
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,446
Do you understand that?
Yes, sir.
479
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:10,915
Now go in there and apologize.
480
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,726
Let me tell you something.
481
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:20,249
Sometime a little fear
is a good thing.
482
00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:21,997
But where it gets dangerous,
America,
483
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:23,669
is when you let it control you.
484
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:24,837
Oh, that's bad.
485
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,519
Real bad.
486
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,046
Honey, I think it's my fault.
487
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,311
You shouldn't have had
488
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,772
to give up so much
of your stuff.
489
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,393
Maybe you can...
490
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,729
smoke in the den.
491
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,019
I thought you said the boy's
asthma's was acting up.
492
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,484
Yeah, I-I kind of said that
493
00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,951
because the house was starting
to smell a little funky.
494
00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:50,462
No.
495
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,280
Come on, baby.
496
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,043
You mean to tell me
you used the boy's bad lungs
497
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,251
just to get what you want?
498
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,002
Uh-uh.
You got to pay for that.
499
00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:00,043
Really?
Yeah.
500
00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,167
How am I going to do that?
501
00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,263
Hmm.
502
00:21:04,621 --> 00:21:06,511
Oh.
503
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,920
You've got that look
in your eye.
504
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,050
You think I don't?
505
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,340
(laughs)
506
00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:11,459
What, you scared?
507
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,807
'Cause you sure
should be.
508
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,639
Wanda?
509
00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:23,661
Why are you laughing?
510
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:24,613
Look like a laugh?
511
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,783
(laughs)
512
00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:28,398
That was my trauma look.
513
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,533
It was?
514
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,529
Yeah.
515
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,531
That couldn't have been.
516
00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:34,619
Try it again.
Try it again.
517
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,543
You look like a joker.
518
00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:39,043
That's how I went...
519
00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:40,474
I was delirious, you know?
520
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,789
You messed... I don't know
if I can do it again.
521
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:47,459
That was a trauma...
522
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,469
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