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Hey, you see, Thanksgiving's
a time for sharing
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and a time for family.
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But most importantly,
it's a time for turkey.
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(turkey gobbing)
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That's right.
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And Bernie Mac is what
you'd call a "turkophile."
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From the Greek.
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That's a lover
of flightless birds.
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( chuckling)
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Yeah, but anyway, uh,
but on Thanksgiving
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I'm presented with a problem.
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Not enough turkey
for Bernie Mac.
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And, see, those kids--
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they eat
like a school of piranha.
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They can skeletonize a bird
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before I can even pour
the gravy on it.
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But this Thanksgiving,
I have the perfect solution.
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Big Mac.
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That's his name.
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You going to eat
that whole turkey by yourself?
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Baby, I wasn't planning on it,
but better nobody else eat it.
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That's my personal turkey.
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Uh, baby, isn't Thanksgiving
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about sharing?
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Well, it's possible.
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Mmm.
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But the only reason
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the Pilgrims was willing
to share with the Indians
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because they
was casing the joint.
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♪ Take it from me ♪
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♪ Someday we all be free... ♪
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♪ ...Silver button,
buttons, buttons ♪
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♪ All down her
back, back, back.♪
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♪ Take it from me ♪
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♪ Someday we all be free... ♪
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♪ ...Elephants,
elephants, elephant♪
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♪ Jump the fence,
fence, fence.♪
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♪ Take it from me ♪
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♪ Someday... ♪
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♪ ...All dressed
in black, black, black ♪
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♪ With silver b... ♪
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♪ With silver buttons,
buttons, buttons ♪
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♪ All down her back,
back, back ♪
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♪ All dressed
in black, black, black ♪
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♪ With silver buttons,
buttons, buttons ♪
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♪ All down her back,
back, back ♪
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♪ She asked her mother,
mother, mother ♪
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♪ For 50 cents, cents, cents ♪
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♪ To see the elephants,
elephants, elephants ♪
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♪ Jump the fence,
fence, fence ♪
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♪ They jumped so high,
high, high ♪
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♪ They never came back,
back, back... ♪
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( wild yell)
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(girls screaming)
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JORDAN: (whining)
Give it back! It's mine! Give it back.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Boy, you better get away
from my personal turkey.
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( wild screech)
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Damn savages.
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(mumbling)
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Oh, thank you, Lord.
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Ugh, watching you eat
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was the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
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The most disgusting thing
I ever seen
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was sitting over there
watching your brother eat
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with no drawers on.
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Hey, I'm just
keepin' it real.
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Keepin' it real nasty, too.
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( grunting,and stomach rumbling)
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Oh, honey,
that's not sexy.
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Why don't you put
that thing away?
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Baby, I'm about
to put away some pie.
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That's what I'm
gon' put away.
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( gruntingand stomach rumbling)
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Uncle Bernie
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your tummy
sound loud.
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It's the sound of satisfaction,
baby girl.
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That's all it is.
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Mmm.
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( ominous rumbling)
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( gagging and retching)
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Oh, Lord!
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( groaning)
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Something not sitting right.
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I bet it was my baby pie.
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Oh!
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America...
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this isn't good.
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It's like I been awakened
by some ancient evil.
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An intestinal demon.
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It's not no sweet potato pain.
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I think it was my turkey.
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That bird must have been rotten
when I bought it
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because I know I was careful.
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Besides, I been cooking turkey
before J.J. call 'em "jive."
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It had to be a bad bird.
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Unless...
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Hey, boys, could you pull up
frame 8-19-25?
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Pull it up for me.
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JORDAN:
My tomahawk!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Boy, you better get away
from my personal turkey.
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( screeching)
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Hoodlum!
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Yeah, t-that's it. Yeah.
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Now we getting somewhere.
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Now, magnify right quadrant.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Sabotage.
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Skunks.
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Skunks.
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Oh, I'm sorry, America.
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I was hoping
I'd be feeling a little better
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but it's gotten worse.
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I spent the better part
of the day just giving back.
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You know what I mean.
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I'd kill those kids
if I wasn't so sick
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but I can't even move.
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This is supposed to be
a day of thanks.
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If those kids would leave me
alone just to watch football
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I'd be mighty grateful.
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Mighty grateful.
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ANNOUNCER:
...and shakes a tackler.
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He's at the 35, the 25...
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( sighs)
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Caught from behind;is inside the 15 yard line.
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Ty Law came from theother side of the field...
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I just got to close my eyes
for just a few minutes.
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ANNOUNCER #2:
What happens in the game
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when you only have a coupleof days to get prepared for it
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it's easy to catchthe other team...
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( cartoon music plays)
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What do you think
you're doing?
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I'm watching
cartoons.
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You sure are bold.
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First you mess
with my turkey
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now you're messing
with my football.
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I didn't mess with your turkey.
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You did mess with my turkey!
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I saw you,
Chief Little Bare Ass.
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Now for the rest of the holiday,
you and the rest of the kids--
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I don't want to be bothered
with you, you understand?
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Matter of fact, go on,
get on out of here.
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You...
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Playing with you all...
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ANNOUNCER:
It's going to get you
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the eight yards or the six yardyou need to...
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( cartoon music plays)
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What the...?
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Jordan?
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Jordan?
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Jordan!
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I know you...
Where are you, Jordan?
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In here.
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Jordan?
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What you doing in there, boy?
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Jordan.
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You come out of there.
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I guess you have
to watch cartoons now.
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Boy, you better give me...
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( screams)
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(mumbles)
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Hey, I'm in Cartoon Land.
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-Aha, gotcha!
-No!
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( panting)
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( screams)
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( grunts)
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Look at that, America;
good as new.
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That didn't bother him a bit,
and why should it?
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It's cartoon violence
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and cartoon violence
never hurt nobody.
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It just makes people laugh.
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Well, would you like me
to make you laugh, America?
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Come join me.
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( creaking footsteps)
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Shh... now,
be very, very quiet.
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I'm hunting jive turkey.
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Where is that jive turkey?
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( evil laugh)
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Aha!
( gunshot)
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Whoa!
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Yeah.
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Oh, Lord!
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Time to prepare
my Thanksgiving feast.
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( screaming)
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( popping)
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Mmm, you look
good enough to eat.
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Time to put you in the oven.
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Oops, almost forgot
to clean out the giblets.
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( screaming)
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We'll keep these for later.
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They'll make tasty gravy.
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All right, in you go.
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( humming)
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( timer dings)
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Ah, it's done.
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Now it's time to carve the bird.
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( saw buzzing)
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( laughs)
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Come back here!
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I'm going to bust your head
till the white meat shows
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and serve it up
with gravy!
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( Jordan screaming)
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
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( evil laugh)
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( gasps)
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I can't kill
him enough.
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He's indestructible.
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Time for you to baste the music,
Uncle Bernie.
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( grunts)
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Say hi to my goldfish.
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( laughs)
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Oh... Lord!
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( shuddering)
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Your ass is Play-doh,
and I'm the fun factory.
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Uh-oh, got to go.
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You know what, Uncle Bernie?
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I'm sick of cartoons.
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You can watch football now.
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No, no-no. Don't you dare, boy.
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Don't you dare change that...
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( laughs)
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( all yelling)
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( screams)
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( cartoon music)
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What the...?
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Doggone kids.
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...to save the touchdown.
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Oh, Lord, I'm having nightmares
and fever dreams.
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It's bad enough those kids
ruined my Thanksgiving
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now they haunt me in my dreams.
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They're killing me.
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Cut the camera off.
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This might get ugly.
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Down here, America.
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I couldn't even make it up
to my chair.
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You know why?
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It's too high!
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These fevers really
got me weak.
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Might as well, just as well.
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I rather be lying here
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than being
around those doggone kids.
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They ruined my Thanksgiving.
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Why don't they just leave me be?
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When you come back,
when I'm still down here
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you call 911.
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But be sure
to specify an ambulance.
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'Cause you know
the police come out here
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a brother in a nice house.
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I just don't have the energy.
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I need money.
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I need silence.
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Nessa, just leave me alone.
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But I want to go to the mall
with Shannon.
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I want my stomach to stop
doing the electric slide.
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You should ask me
for forgiveness
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for messing up my turkey.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't talk back, Nessa.
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Just leave me alone.
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Hmm.
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Let me make this perfectly
clear.
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If I was President,
I'd make it a law
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that Thanksgiving be spent
away from kids.
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Somewhere tropical.
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Just me and Wanda.
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00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,451
Lying on the beach.
271
00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:30,112
Playing Pocahontas
all day long.
272
00:12:30,191 --> 00:12:32,131
Mm-hmm.
273
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:33,702
Nice.
274
00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:36,118
Real nice.
275
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,171
( quiet whimper)
276
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,314
( snoring)
277
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,603
Hey, baby.
278
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,644
Hmm?
279
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,890
Just think, in
a few hours
280
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,392
we'll be a
thousand miles away
281
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,393
from all the kids.
282
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,564
Oh.
283
00:13:00,638 --> 00:13:03,308
And no crying and
no talking back.
284
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,701
Oh.
How about that?
285
00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:07,526
I can't wait to snuggle up
with my baby
286
00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:09,153
on a nice, warm beach.
287
00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,070
Hey, Wanda.
288
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,212
Mm-hmm. Ooh.
289
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:13,283
Happy Thanksgiving.
290
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,583
Happy Thanksgiving.
291
00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:17,463
( ominous music plays)
292
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,176
Ah. Ooh.
293
00:13:41,095 --> 00:13:43,435
Wanda, Wanda,
wake up, wake up.
294
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,648
What is it?
Quick, quick, quick.
295
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,694
What?
Look, look, look.
296
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,200
What?
297
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,530
Nothing.
298
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,317
Just go back
to sleep, baby.
299
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,460
Oh.
300
00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:03,383
( phone ringing)
301
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,625
Hello.
302
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:13,720
Uncle Bernie...
303
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,848
Nessa?
304
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,179
You should havegiven me the money...
305
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,035
Where are you?
306
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,682
Look out your window.
307
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,138
All I wanted to do wasgo to the mall...
308
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:25,147
that's all I wantedto do.
309
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,402
Oh!
310
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:29,984
( screaming)
311
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,775
Lord, let it be...
312
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:32,948
That's not Nessa.
313
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,112
Let her be back in L.A.
314
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,620
Father, please,
I ask you these things
315
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:39,751
in Christ's name--
L.A., please.
316
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,039
( screaming)
317
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,633
Wanda, Wanda.
What's going on?
318
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:43,917
Wanda, Nessa out
here on the wing.
319
00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,121
She on the wing.
320
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,681
Come on, baby.
I'm sleeping. No, no, no.
321
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,013
I'm serious, baby.
322
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,707
Nessa, out here
on the wing. Oh, right.
323
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,169
That's where I booked her seat.
324
00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:52,518
See if she wants some
headphones.
325
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,563
You're right.
I'm just going crazy, right?
326
00:15:02,593 --> 00:15:03,853
Oh, don't-don't go.
327
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:05,988
I got to pee.
328
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,025
I know I'm not crazy, America.
329
00:15:11,102 --> 00:15:13,402
I know what I saw,
and you saw it, too.
330
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,609
( rolling thunder)
331
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:15,869
Right?
332
00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:27,841
( screaming)
333
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:31,549
Wanda, Wanda.
Wanda, come here?
334
00:15:31,622 --> 00:15:33,182
Come here, come here.
335
00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:34,887
Look, look,
look, look.
336
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:38,723
I swear to you,
baby, Nessa--
337
00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:39,966
she was out there
on the wing.
338
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,467
Baby, you got
to believe me.
339
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,309
You know, Nessa-
she knows you don't like me.
340
00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,984
She's trying to
take us down, baby.
341
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:46,642
You're acting
like a lunatic, okay?
342
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,021
No, no. There is nothing
out there.
343
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:49,697
No, it is,
Wanda. Listen to what I'm saying.
344
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,614
Every time you
look, she's trying to make it look
345
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,734
like I'm trying
to fool you.
346
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:53,990
She quick, she quick.
347
00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:55,191
Will you look?
348
00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:56,381
She quick.
349
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,905
I'm telling you,
it's the trickeration...
350
00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:58,642
Look, look.
351
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,413
Okay, okay, okay.
352
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:00,913
Baby.
What?
353
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:04,615
Okay, okay, just think
about the beach, okay?
354
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,577
Nice, warm beach, okay?
355
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,251
All right?
There you go.
356
00:16:08,325 --> 00:16:09,775
There you go.
357
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,844
Now, let me give you a little,
nice back rub, okay?
358
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,837
Just relax a little bit.
359
00:16:13,914 --> 00:16:14,814
No, no, no, no.
360
00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:15,842
I'm going up there.
361
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,220
I'm going to tell the pilot.
362
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,263
I'm going to tell him
that she's on the wing.
363
00:16:19,336 --> 00:16:20,386
Maybe he can make a
couple of sharp turns.
364
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:21,323
Dipping, flip over.
365
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,351
Let me out,
let me out.
366
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,557
No, no, hold on.
367
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:24,562
Hold on, okay?
368
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,613
I'll go talk to them.
369
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,635
Good, good.
370
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,019
You're a little too worked up.
371
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:28,985
You-you go.
I will.
372
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:30,023
I'll keep my eye on her.
373
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:31,017
Okay.
You hurry up.
374
00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:32,268
I will.
Hurry up.
375
00:16:32,349 --> 00:16:33,859
Ooh, excuse me,
sorry, sorry.
376
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,158
Now we got your ass.
377
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:43,778
Get off that wing!
378
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:45,591
Oh, don't-don't do that!
379
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,745
Don't do that. No, no, no!
380
00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,174
You know
better than that.
381
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,086
(snarling & growling)
382
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:56,964
Yeah, okay, okay.
383
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:57,971
I'm coming out there.
384
00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:58,972
I'm coming out there.
385
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,263
Damn right,
I'm coming out there.
386
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:01,506
You'all nobody believe me.
387
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,147
I'm going to catch her
388
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,761
but when I catch her
389
00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:04,809
you all going
to be kissing my ass.
390
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:05,942
Yeah, I'm going to get her.
391
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:09,807
( quiet groaning)
392
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,897
No.
393
00:17:11,972 --> 00:17:14,072
( quiet scream)
394
00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,151
( electrical sizzling)
395
00:17:16,227 --> 00:17:18,107
Hey, Nessa. Nessa!
396
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,567
Think about what you're doing.
397
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,498
( loud thunderclaps)
398
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,964
If anything happened to me
399
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:26,624
who going to take care
of you, huh?
400
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:28,825
Okay, Nessa,
all right, listen.
401
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,210
Nessa, you want to go
to the mall?
402
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:36,183
Okay, well, I got some money
for you, okay?
403
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,665
Oh, oh.
404
00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:41,309
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
405
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,513
Look, Nessa.
406
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:47,518
Look, want some money?
407
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:49,311
You can have it. Here.
408
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:52,055
Now you can go to the mall.
409
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,688
( laughter)
410
00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:54,864
I saved the world!
411
00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:56,912
I saved
the world.
412
00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,694
I saved the
world!
413
00:17:58,769 --> 00:18:02,029
( mumbling)
414
00:18:02,106 --> 00:18:04,286
( snorts)
415
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,586
Oh.
416
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,078
Hey, kids, look what I got.
417
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,959
I figure we have some fun
on Thanksgiving.
418
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,050
What do you say?
419
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,082
What's the matter?
420
00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:20,297
Why are you all so quiet?
421
00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,274
Because you
didn't feel well.
422
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,389
Wow, you all are really
something else.
423
00:18:26,463 --> 00:18:27,983
If I didn't know any better
424
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,557
I swear you all was kidnapped
425
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,733
and replaced
by alien replicants.
426
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,066
(electronic voice)
He knows.
427
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,610
Secure him!
428
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,023
What you talking about?
429
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,241
Yes, my Queen.
430
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:43,622
What you talking about?
What... ?
431
00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:46,078
I'll get the probe.
432
00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:49,578
What's that you got
in your hand, boy?
433
00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:50,833
Put him over the sink.
434
00:18:50,905 --> 00:18:51,825
What-what's going on?
435
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:53,286
Rise.
Get up!
436
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,415
Huh.
437
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,626
( snorts)
438
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,053
I don't know, America.
439
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:01,460
Maybe these nightmares are
trying to tell me something
440
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,750
but about what?
441
00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:04,085
In every single one
442
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:06,088
those kids tortured me
and killed me.
443
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,180
Now, I don't believe
in premonition
444
00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:11,175
but those kids might be
truly trying to do me in.
445
00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:13,228
And maybe
I should kill them first
446
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,982
while I still have a chance.
447
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,404
I need some clarity, America.
448
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,483
Someone call a dreamologist.
449
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,358
See, that's the study of dreams.
450
00:19:22,436 --> 00:19:24,776
Oh.
451
00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:28,455
This whole thing is starting
to make me sick all over again.
452
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:35,617
( humming)
453
00:19:35,699 --> 00:19:40,209
Oh, Lord, can a man find some
peace around here, please?
454
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:44,007
Uncle Bernie, I'm sorry
you got sick on Thanksgiving.
455
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:48,553
Oh, sweetheart,
thank you, baby girl.
456
00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:49,599
Thank you.
457
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:51,312
And I taped the second
football game
458
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,850
for you
when you were throwing up.
459
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,925
You're going to love it.
460
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,319
The Bears win
in double overtime.
461
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,944
You didn't have to tell me
all of that.
462
00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,483
But thank you, my man.
463
00:19:59,556 --> 00:20:00,606
And I saved
you this piece
464
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,397
of sweet
potato pie
465
00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:02,825
for when you
feel better.
466
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:09,365
Thank you, kids.
467
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,121
You all, the greatest.
468
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,664
Oh.
469
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:14,907
You know what, America?
470
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:17,209
Those kids didn't ruin my day.
471
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,423
Yeah, they might have messed
with my personal turkey
472
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:22,174
but those kids get it.
473
00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:24,166
Thanksgiving is about family.
474
00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:26,008
And I can't believe it.
475
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,383
But all of a sudden,
I'm feeling good.
476
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,840
I'm full
of the Thanksgiving spirit.
477
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,345
Magnanimous.
478
00:20:32,423 --> 00:20:35,023
And what am I doing
talking to you, America?
479
00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:37,432
I need to be
with my family right now.
480
00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:39,441
And you should be
with yours.
481
00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:42,873
So, America, will you excuse me?
482
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,105
(screaming)
Wanda! Wanda!
483
00:20:49,189 --> 00:20:50,659
Come here, come here.
What? What?
484
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,617
Look, look, look!
485
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:56,161
Look...
(screaming)
486
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:59,748
(crew laughing)
487
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:00,875
Baby, are you okay?
488
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,040
Yes, I'm okay.
I told you.
489
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,749
You didn't even
believe me, either.
490
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,589
And now you all are going
to be kissing my ass.
491
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,344
There's some damage
to the engine.
492
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,386
I got to go tell the pilot.
Look out.
493
00:21:11,053 --> 00:21:12,263
Hey, Captain, you got
494
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,348
to land the plane, man.
495
00:21:13,431 --> 00:21:14,561
The engine's in bad shape.
496
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,820
Oh!
497
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:20,533
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