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(mysterious score)
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(thunder crashing)
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(loud thunder crashing)
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(eerie sounds)
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? ?
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("Cage Without a Key" by
Jill Barber plays on radio)
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? Time like a wave ?
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? Nature's daughter ?
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? Can be safe ?
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? In the net that caught her ?
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? Dark as the ocean... ?
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? Deep as the sea ?
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? High like the tide ?
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? Rising in me ?
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(thunder rumbles)
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(low, eerie rumble)
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(garbled noises and voices)
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(low, ominous pulsing)
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(grandfather clock ticking)
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? Set me free ?
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(deep sighs)
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? The wind's inside of me ?
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? Set me free ?
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? A cage without a key ?
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? Set me free... ?
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- (loud thunder crash)
- (eerie voices)
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(heavy breathing)
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Get a grip, girl.
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(indistinct whispering voices)
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? Love was made ?
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? Like a lamb to slaughter ?
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? Rise again... ?
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(grandfather clock chimes)
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(swirling indistinct voices)
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- (sharp gasp)
- (woman screams)
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(grunts)
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(swirling voices)
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(ominous score)
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(swirling voices continue)
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Hello?
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(crash)
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(fire rumbles)
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(urgent pulsing score)
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(Megan screams)
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LUKE (NORMAL VOICE): Um, hi.
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I'm Luke Roman.
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Sorry to drop by so late.
I'm here about the house.
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Historic six-bedroom,
four-and-a-half bath,
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multi-level hardwood floors.
Lots of custom woodwork.
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The house wants to kill me!
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Seller motivated.
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It's not you, Miss Donovan.
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(gentle scor)
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It's the house. I can help you.
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Who are you?
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Are you a priest?
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No, ma'am.
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(uplifting score)
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I'm the real estate guy.
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(Theme music playing)
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(gentle rain)
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I called my fianc�.
He's coming to pick me up.
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(diner radio plays in background)
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Maybe that should be a decaf.
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I may never sleep again.
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What's wrong with the house, Mr. Roman?
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It's Luke, please, and it's sort of
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difficult to explain,
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so I have this Keynote presentation here
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that sort of lays it out.
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Oh.
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(indistinct diner conversation)
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SMEP?
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Oh, you have no idea how
many euphemisms we focus-grouped
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before we hit on
"metaphysically-engaged."
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I don't get it.
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Well, we were hoping to spell
out something cool like SPECTRE,
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but oh, well.
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No, what is a "metaphysically...?"
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Could have been worse. We
were dangerously close to SMEGMA.
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You're talking about haunted houses?
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Well, focus groups,
they slaughtered that one.
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But here is a term they loved.
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(whoosh)
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(man singing on radio)
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A "stigmatized property"
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is one whose market
value has been affected by
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unfortunate occurrences.
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(man continues singing)
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Tragic events associated
with the property,
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including, but not limited to, murder...
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- (gunshot)
- suicide...
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- ...even accidental death.
- (gunshot)
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...or the perception, real or imagined,
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of any residual unpleasantness
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related to said unfortunate occurrences.
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Residual unpleasantness?
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This next slide is a little scary.
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- Can you take it?
- Eh.
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(whooshes)
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A stigmatized property
could lose up to 35%
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of its market value. It could
take up to 317% longer to sell.
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Because of a ghost?
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Did I mention ghost?
Do you see the "g" word?
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No, many stigmatized properties
they're totally normal.
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But even the perception of
creepiness, it just kills them.
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And even when phenomena are present,
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most of the time there's a
totally rational explanation.
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Weird reflections. Noisy pipes. Mice.
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A downdraft that can make a fireplace...
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Reach out to grab you
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and suck you screaming
feet-first into hell?
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Occasionally irrational
explanations are required.
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I had been looking at
autopsy photos all day.
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I'm a med student.
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I wasn't judging.
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So, that, plus two
glasses of chardonnay and...
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Suddenly you are a
hysterical, helpless woman
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scared of the thunderboomers?
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There was something there.
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See, I believe that. But do you?
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So, you're a...
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Ghost chaser.
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Miss Donovan. Megan? Megan.
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I'm about one thing:
preserving homeowner equity.
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Protecting the God-given,
market-driven value
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of your property from
anything in this world,
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or the next.
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I don't believe in ghosts.
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Neither do I.
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I just work with them.
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BROCK: Megan!
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Oh, that's Brock.
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- (clicks teeth)
- (chuckles)
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I'm sorry. He does that.
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It's okay.
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He missed me.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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We can talk about
the house. I'll, uh...
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Oh, I'll call you tomorrow.
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And thank you. Really.
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So much. Huh.
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(deep sigh)
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(indistinct conversations)
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The client is Donovan, Megan.
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She inherited the place
from her grandfather.
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Boyfriend lives with her. A lawyer.
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You know the drill. Complete
psychokinetic triage,
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malevolent entity evaluation.
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Try not to totally spook her out, okay?
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AUGUST: The conscience of the world
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is so guilty that it always assumes
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that people who investigate
heresies must be heretics.
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Aleister Crowley.
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ZOOEY: Way to not
spook her out, Augie.
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Can we talk about the Lenore's place?
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Did we get the M.E. results?
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PHIL: Mm-hm. Clean.
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There was stuff flying out
of drawers. Mirrors cracking.
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Plates breaking. The
M.E. came back clean?
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Squeaky.
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Well, the referring agent is
certain there is a poltergeist.
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Who's the referring agent?
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Rita Weiss.
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- ZOOEY: Ooh.
- PHIL: Mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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So, I have to call Rita Weiss
and tell her we came up empty?
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- Make the new girl do it.
- (chuckle)
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Susan! Your ears must be burning!
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Everybody, this is Susan
Ireland, our new agent.
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We stole her from Livingston-Kent
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where she spent eight years straight
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in the Platinum Ring of Esteem.
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I'm so excited to be here...
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What's the Platinum Ring of Esteem?
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It's just this club for
people who do ten million dollars
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in volume over a twelve-month period.
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So it's not an actual piece of jewelry.
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No.
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This is Father Phil. He
does our title work, research,
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background checks, due diligence
that sort of thing.
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Father... Phil?
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- Fallen priest. Hi.
- Ah!
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And this is August Ripley.
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August designs, builds and maintains
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some of our proprietary technology.
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You're the I. T. guy?
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To find joy in work is to discover
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the fountain of youth.
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Pearl S. Buck.
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And you met Zooey, our office manager.
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Aye.
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She knows where all
of the bodies are buried.
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So to speak.
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No. Seriously, I know
things that could make...
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Why don't you wait to
take Susan to your dark,
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nihilistic places until after
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she's filled out her W-4, shall we?
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Ready to work?
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I'm psyched!
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(cell phone buzzes)
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Susan, I have to take
this, but why don't we
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circle back to my office?
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(phone continues buzzing)
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Ms. Donovan! We were
just talking about you.
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(mysterious score)
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Ms. Donovan... Megan...
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I really feel like you're
making a mistake here
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and a potentially dangerous...
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Yes.
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I'm sure your fianc� is skeptical.
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And I realize things look very different
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in the light of day.
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(ominous score)
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The light of day can fool you.
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(office phone ringing)
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So...
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(awkward silence)
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We heard about that fire you
guys had at Livingston-Kent.
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Is, uh... everyone all right?
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Ah, yeah. Everyone's super!
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It was a very small fire.
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Hm.
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Has Luke explained the, um...
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the niche of the market that we serve?
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Oh, I did my due diligence.
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I know you people are specialists.
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You close the houses no one else can.
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The problem houses. And you usually get
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your asking price or better.
The numbers don't lie.
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And your boss, Luke, is
kind of a mysterious figure
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in the business. But...
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real estate should have
some mystery, some romance.
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Don't you think?
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- Mm-hm.
- Uh, yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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(clears throat)
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That's why I'm here.
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My personal mission statement is,
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"I want to make a
difference in the world,
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one house at a time."
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Thank you, Miss Nebraska.
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It's...
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(clears throat)
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(gentle score)
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(cell phone rings)
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That was our client on the phone.
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Oh!
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- She fired us.
- Oh.
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- It happens a lot.
- Oh?
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They almost always come back.
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Oh.
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So, we'll proceed
as if we're still hired
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and see how things go.
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You met everyone.
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What an... eclectic team.
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August and Phil are
really great at what they do.
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(exhales)
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It's just they're not great
with clients. Okay? But you are.
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I am a people person!
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You are a people person!
And we serve a lot of people,
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all over the world. No
one really does what we do.
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Sounds exciting.
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Can be.
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What, exactly, do we do?
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I have this brief
Keynote presentation here.
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Sort of lays it out.
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Super!
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(gentle score)
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SMEP?
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In Stambovsky versus Ackley,
the Supreme Court of New York,
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Appellate Division, ruled
that haunted houses are real
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insofar as the reputation of the house
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being haunted impacts its value.
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Some agencies, they help their clients
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sell their houses by reducing clutter,
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or by putting drops of vanilla extract
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on hot light bulbs for that
fresh-baked cookie smell.
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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For these people, it's
not just their houses,
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you know, it's their lives.
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Their lives have become a
Stephen King short story.
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And they need someone
nice and smart to talk to.
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Someone who wants to make a difference.
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One house at a time.
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Look, if you change
your mind about the job,
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you know, it's okay.
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I'm sure Bob Livingston
will take you back.
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Bob Livingston fired me.
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We had a thing.
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It was unprofessional and
wrong on both of our parts.
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And how long were your parts...
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together?
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A year. I knew it was wrong.
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But it got complicated.
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He promised to leave his wife.
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He said we'd be partners.
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Two weeks ago, he renewed his
vows in Trinidad and Tobago.
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When he got back, he fired me.
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? ?
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(sighs, snifflles)
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(sighs)
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Look at me.
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I'm 34.
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I'm not in a relationship.
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I am locked into an
above-prime mortgage rate!
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(blows nose)
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And now I'm Winston
Zeddemore from Ghostbusters.
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(sighs)
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(score turns darker)
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(doorbell)
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So, this place has us stumped.
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The phenomena says poltergeist,
but our tests say no.
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Still, nothing like a rotisserie
chicken floating two feet
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off the counter to scare
off the looky-loos.
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(birds chirping)
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Rita Weiss? This got scary fast.
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Hi. Is your mom or dad here?
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LAUREN: You're the ghost guy.
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I'm the real estate guy.
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RITA: You are a delusional,
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oily ballsack wrapped in Armani.
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Nice, Rita. In front of the kid.
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I'm not a kid. Just...
get rid of this thing.
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It's embarrassing and
impacting me socially.
327
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Rita, you know Susan.
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RITA & SUSAN: We've met.
329
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Well, Susan just joined our team.
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Brave choice.
331
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So, where's Pope Penis the Twelfth
332
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and Frankenstein's butt-double?
333
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(scoffs)
334
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(birds chirping)
335
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(gentle score)
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Excuse me.
337
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Can't seem to find any original
documents on this house.
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CLERK: Gotta be in the file.
339
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It's not.
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This place is at least 100 years old
341
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and there's nothing on it prior to 1987.
342
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That's weird.
343
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Mm-hm.
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Didn't just grow up
out of the ground, did it?
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(mysterious score)
346
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(disquieting score)
347
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Nice turnout for a weekday.
348
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? ?
349
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If it is a poltergeist,
they're generally benign
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so I doubt you're in any danger.
351
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What happened here?
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HERB: We were all in here
together, it was game night,
353
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and a glass came up off the table
354
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and smashed into the picture.
355
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See? Classic poltergeist.
356
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(sighs) Tests came back negative.
357
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Any cold spots in the house?
358
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Apparitions? Unusual noises?
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- ELSA: None of that.
- Well, we did a
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preliminary investigation of the filing
361
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of this subdivision and, uh,
this land was only developed
362
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12 years ago.
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No battlefields, no
ancient burial grounds,
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no spiritual instability that
made it into the public record.
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Have any of your neighbors
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experienced any unusual phenomena?
367
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Edie Kalmanowitz grew
a potato in her garden
368
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that resembled John Quincy Adams
and bled on national holidays.
369
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It's a quiet neighborhood.
370
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Well, if something bad did happen here,
371
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it had to have been prior to 1851.
372
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Right around the time they took
that picture on your sign, Rita.
373
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(laughs) Eat a warm bowl of...
374
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Can I go out tonight?
375
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I think it's best if you stay in.
376
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Nana and Boompie might be coming over.
377
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,554
You can give them cute names
but it doesn't change the fact
378
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that your parents are old and boring
379
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and carry a slight urine smell.
380
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- Lauren!
- Your mother said stay home.
381
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Whatever.
382
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I could use some help with
dinner. Would you make a salad?
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Whatever!
384
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She's at that age.
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(exhales)
386
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Hm.
387
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So, what now, genius?
388
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(eerie score)
389
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- Ah!
- Uh!
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(ominous score)
391
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(whizzing)
392
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(scared whimpers)
393
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(crashing and clattering)
394
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(cell phone ringing and buzzing)
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Luke Roman.
396
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August? What'd you find out?
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Do something!
398
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- Have you talked to Phil?
- (frightened whimpers)
399
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No, I think that I should go alone.
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(crashes subside)
401
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Oh, I think Susan seems to
have everything under control.
402
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Oh, dear. Are we going have problem here?
403
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No problem, we just
learned some interesting things
404
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,228
about your house. It
would be a violation
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of my sacred blood oath to
not disclose them to you.
406
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,600
Real estate agents
take a sacred blood oath?
407
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It's like the oath the doctors take.
408
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It just mentions carpet more.
409
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(sighs)
410
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,274
(crow caws)
411
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See, that's the thing.
412
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There's no record of
this house being built.
413
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It's like it was always here.
414
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Jeez.
415
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All I'm asking is that
you let my people look around.
416
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They do a few simple tests.
No charge. No obligation.
417
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I just don't know. My fianc�...
418
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The lawyer.
419
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- Don't say it like that.
- Like what?
420
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Condescending.
421
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,001
A lot of people don't like
you guys any more than lawyers.
422
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We are both parasites.
423
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,173
Real estate agents do
less damage to the host.
424
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(exhales through nose)
425
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,145
I don't know. This
is all just a bit much.
426
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Megan, listen to me.
427
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,183
There is something old and
very angry in this house.
428
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,360
These things,
429
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:15,938
they are like global
warming, or liver failure,
430
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:17,889
or the Easter Bunny.
431
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,025
Whether you believe in them or not,
432
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,526
they could still hurt you.
433
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,462
The Easter Bunny can hurt you?
434
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This isn't about my troubled childhood.
435
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,433
This is about your house.
436
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,036
(gentle score)
437
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,972
(inhales; exhales)
438
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,641
What kind of tests?
439
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,211
? ?
440
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,819
Feel it?
441
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,122
Like it's watching?
442
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,196
Miss Donovan?
443
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,933
You must work for Luke.
444
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,536
(sighs)
445
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,572
The bad thing happened in the study?
446
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,942
That's where the bad thing happened.
447
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,510
? ?
448
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,114
(machine whirring)
449
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,750
(crack!)
450
00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:21,517
They told me you'd be here.
451
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,854
Please, don't let me interrupt.
452
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,757
All right, just one more.
453
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,060
- (crack)
- Whoo...
454
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,695
(batting machine bell)
455
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,864
You want to take a few
swings? It's great for stress.
456
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,501
No, thanks. I'll
stick to binge drinking.
457
00:20:36,555 --> 00:20:38,403
You wanna know what
most things people call
458
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,904
hauntings really are?
459
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,039
What?
460
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,374
They're unfinished
business. That's what they are.
461
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,485
What we do... what you do?
462
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You find out what the
unfinished business is
463
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,048
at the Lenore's place and you finish it.
464
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,617
Sounds so simple.
465
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,619
What's your deal?
466
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,822
You know all about me.
I know nothing about you.
467
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,258
There's not much to tell.
468
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,292
(gentle score)
469
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,129
You want me to be
your perky flight attendant
470
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,764
on the ethereal plane,
471
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,768
you're going to have
to open up a little.
472
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,137
(sighs)
473
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,973
Well...
474
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,608
I grew up in southern California,
475
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,478
I went to UC Santa Barbara
on a tanning scholarship.
476
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,081
I got my real estate
license, and I did okay.
477
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,150
Yeah, I can read your resum�.
478
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,453
I want the good stuff. Married?
479
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,122
In a relationship?
480
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,824
I'm asking for
481
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,360
ambivalent thirty-something
single women everywhere
482
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,529
'cuz we have a database.
483
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,131
Nobody special.
484
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,036
Parents?
485
00:21:45,602 --> 00:21:48,638
My mom left when I was
little. My dad raised me.
486
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,241
Single parent. This was our place.
487
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,345
We used to come here
a couple times a week.
488
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,880
You see him much?
489
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,783
Passed away a few years ago.
490
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,119
Oh. I'm sorry.
491
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,688
? ?
492
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:07,323
It's okay. We keep in touch.
493
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,661
Fascinating, she said.
494
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,198
She slowly inches towards the exit...
495
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,900
Susan,
496
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,036
I'm going to need to
focus on the Donovan house.
497
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,737
Can you take over the Lenore's place?
498
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,399
And we are running out of ideas.
499
00:22:21,402 --> 00:22:22,903
And Rita? She's going to eat us alive
500
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,642
if we don't come up with something soon.
501
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,811
We've been at it for a
month. Can I count on you?
502
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,380
(sighs)
503
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,883
Well, I expected no less
from a veteran of the
504
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,018
Platinum Ring of Esteem.
505
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,321
I wish it had been jewelry.
506
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,890
? ?
507
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,893
And one last thing.
508
00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:44,760
Don't rule out the rational explanation.
509
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,997
Ever.
510
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,766
Rule it out? I'm praying for it.
511
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,369
(score swells)
512
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,542
(batting machine warning bell)
513
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,545
(score fades out)
514
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,247
What's upstairs?
515
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,682
There's six bedrooms, four bathrooms,
516
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,918
a sort of a library, um...
517
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,253
Like a parlor or something.
518
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,921
And a big attic.
519
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,289
Downstairs?
520
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,625
I don't really go down there.
521
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,294
There's just a bunch of
boxes and, like, a door,
522
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,295
but it's locked.
523
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,967
I think, uh, we should
have a look, don't you?
524
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,836
Uh...
525
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,438
Yeah. Please.
526
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,209
(mysterious score)
527
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,778
(low growling)
528
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,547
(snarling)
529
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,816
What's that noise?
530
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,887
You've never heard that before?
531
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,458
? ?
532
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,801
(loud growling)
533
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,669
(heavy breathing)
534
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,571
Do you have pets? Dogs? Cats?
535
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,839
No. Brock's allergic.
536
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,508
- Fish?
- Fish?
537
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,010
Wouldn't their little fins
have trouble working the knob?
538
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,179
Any living organism
can stimulate an otherwise
539
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,114
inert psycho-kinetic field.
540
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,149
Could be rats.
541
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,351
Oh, don't say rats.
542
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:17,989
I don't believe in most of this
crap but I do believe in rats.
543
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,490
? ?
544
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,093
(footsteps on stairs)
545
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:33,005
(strange animal sounds)
546
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,182
(creaking)
547
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,357
To your knowledge,
548
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,163
did your Grandfather,
or anyone else, die...
549
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:55,326
horribly in this house?
550
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,695
He died in an extended care facility.
551
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,685
He suffered from some dementia.
552
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,368
I don't blame him.
553
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,971
(tense score)
554
00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,427
(growling)
555
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,688
(nervous exhale)
556
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,156
(snarling)
557
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,924
Big puppy.
558
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,326
Who's a good boy?
559
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,694
(menacing growl)
560
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,563
You are!
561
00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:34,165
(roar)
562
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,868
(panicked breathing and grunts)
563
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,669
(heavy breathing)
564
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,104
Ahhh! Shut the door!
565
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,105
No, wait, wait!
566
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,042
(door creaks)
567
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,909
(nervous breathing)
568
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:48,685
Have you, uh, regained your faith?
569
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,616
No.
570
00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:55,053
But I did shave a few seconds
off my best time in the 40.
571
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,022
Please tell me that wasn't a big rat.
572
00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,591
(heavy breathing)
573
00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:02,727
(bag hits table)
574
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,295
Morning. What do we got?
575
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,097
Luke, where did you find this place?
576
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,032
Well, I've had my eye on it for a while.
577
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,301
Man, from a pure emo-energy standpoint,
578
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:14,472
we're talking Tower of London
meets the Paris Catacombs with,
579
00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,774
well, a little Wonderland
Ranch thrown in.
580
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:17,875
What tests did you run?
581
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,044
The basics. The M.E. level?
582
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:21,612
(energetic score)
583
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,114
It's coming in at a five.
584
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,382
A five?
585
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,884
Never had a five.
586
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,553
Oh, I think we're
in for a series of firsts
587
00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:30,454
with this place.
588
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,590
Oh, yeah.
589
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,294
He followed me home. Can I keep him?
590
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,762
(indistinct conversations)
591
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,332
Hi.
592
00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:47,136
Oh, well, look who finally shows up!
593
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,673
Is he all right? What happened?
594
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,308
Poltergeists are benign, you said.
595
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,143
Nobody's in any danger, you said.
596
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,245
Just tell me what happened!
597
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,029
Just like last time, all three of them
598
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:58,983
were sitting down to a
nice family dinner when that
599
00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:01,853
big stone clock on the
mantle flew across the room
600
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:05,522
and hit Herb smack between the eyes!
601
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,792
He's lucky to just have a concussion.
602
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,528
He could have been killed!
603
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,832
You are gonna get sued
back to the stone age
604
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,300
and lose your license.
605
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,802
Rita! Shut your hole.
606
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,003
Now,
607
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,706
tell me exactly what happened.
608
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,276
(thunder cracks and rumbles)
609
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,281
(atmospheric score)
610
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:32,850
(woman vocalizing)
611
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:34,453
(thunder rumbles)
612
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,693
? ?
613
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:46,230
(phone tone ringing)
614
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,798
Hi, you've reached Brock.
615
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,301
Please leave a message
and I'll sue you later!
616
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,135
(beep)
617
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,137
Honey, it's me.
618
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,673
It's after nine and you
promised you'd be home by eight.
619
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,508
I just...
620
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,545
I need to hear your voice.
621
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,651
(thunder rumbles)
622
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,220
? ?
623
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,860
Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock.
624
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,896
It is me, your woman.
625
00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:22,698
I am alone and scared and...
626
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,001
lonesome
627
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,604
and afraid and, frankly,
628
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:28,706
more than a little p.o.'d.
629
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,510
Come home to me now, tort monkey.
630
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,680
Or don't!
631
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:38,348
(phone on table)
632
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,018
(dramatic score hit)
633
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,355
Yeah.
634
00:28:46,544 --> 00:28:50,860
Lauren had just come home,
finally, and we were eating.
635
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,097
Remember any sights? Sounds? Smells?
636
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,933
There was a burning smell.
637
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,501
Dinner was overcooked
638
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,037
because of Lauren's
tardiness and lack of respect
639
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:01,672
for our family time.
640
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,342
Herb was just explaining
to her how a late dinner
641
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,077
impacts his blood sugar.
642
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,679
I could die.
643
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:13,917
Did the clock do anything before...
644
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,919
Before it attacked?
645
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,421
No...
646
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,056
Yes.
647
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,760
It seemed to shake, just a tiny bit.
648
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,463
(mysterious score)
649
00:29:25,862 --> 00:29:27,596
LAUREN: Stop.
650
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:28,966
(baby girl crying)
651
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,235
I miss you so bad! I know.
652
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,804
I miss you, too.
653
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:38,042
I don't know. I think they're
going to keep my dad overnight.
654
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:39,543
Uh...
655
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:40,878
(toddler wails)
656
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,713
No, it's... Uh...
657
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:46,049
I can't hear... this kid!
658
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,985
I can barely hear you, Todd.
659
00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,655
(girl continues crying)
660
00:29:52,122 --> 00:29:55,924
No. Okay, no... Don't get
mad. I just... I-I can't.
661
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,262
(score swells)
662
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:04,893
My mom told me to wait.
I'm already in trouble.
663
00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,471
(score lightens)
664
00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:11,573
Okay, thank God. What a little brat.
665
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:13,044
(thunder rumbling)
666
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,646
(rain splashing)
667
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,948
(thunder crashes)
668
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:19,518
(ominous score)
669
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,753
TV HOST: The lioness rounds the corner
670
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,855
and gets close to the...
671
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:29,327
Soon she will have it in its
clasp and takes it down hard.
672
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:32,029
Tonight, maybe for the first time...
673
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:33,497
(TV static)
674
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,067
(TV buzzes)
675
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,473
(woman vocalizing)
676
00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:44,509
(indistinct voices)
677
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,680
(channel selector clicking)
678
00:30:49,966 --> 00:30:51,782
(men vocalizing)
679
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,284
(eerie score)
680
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,120
(Evil Surgeon laughing)
681
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,825
(score fades out)
682
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:04,160
(relieved sigh)
683
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,129
Oh, God.
684
00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,833
- (head thumps onto pillow)
- (sigh)
685
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:10,802
(light buzzes and hums)
686
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,872
(choir singing dramatically)
687
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,407
(indistinct whispering)
688
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,043
(gasp)
689
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,745
(struggles and grunts)
690
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,545
EVIL SURGEON: Ahh...
691
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,848
Ha, ha, ha.
692
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,418
(dramatic score)
693
00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:32,991
(screaming)
694
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,097
? ?
695
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,301
(thunder)
696
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:47,873
(thunder rumbling)
697
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,842
(gasps and efforts)
698
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,519
(maniacal laughter)
699
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,757
(gentle score)
700
00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:09,368
Are you okay?
701
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,598
Can you go back in there?
702
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,034
I'll go with you.
We'll get you dried off
703
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:19,036
and we'll take a look around.
704
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,538
(heavy breaths)
705
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,039
? ?
706
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,608
(wine sloshes)
707
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,610
(deep sigh)
708
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,232
I can take you to a hotel.
709
00:32:29,235 --> 00:32:30,714
You'll get a good night's rest,
710
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:34,284
and we'll figure out
this thing in the morning.
711
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,420
I really can't be alone right now.
712
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:38,756
Can I trust you?
713
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,623
Yeah.
714
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,326
You can trust me.
715
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,929
? ?
716
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,966
(bottles clink)
717
00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:54,439
(thunder crashes)
718
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,284
(eerie score crescendo)
719
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:12,691
(swirling indistinct whispers)
720
00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:25,170
(high-pitched whine)
721
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,676
(distant city traffic)
722
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,178
(birds chirping)
723
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,780
(gentle score)
724
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,018
(slurping)
725
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,155
You want to talk about last night?
726
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:48,859
(sighs)
727
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,793
These houses...
728
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,962
They know what scares you.
729
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,533
? ?
730
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,833
There's something you should know.
731
00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,336
Your house?
732
00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,672
I've been watching it for a while.
733
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,573
(dramatic score)
734
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,142
Several years ago,
735
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,344
before your grandfather
bought the place,
736
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,979
it was unoccupied.
737
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:12,215
The yard had gone to hell, so to speak.
738
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,519
A neighbor lady... she had just
moved in... she came next door
739
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,722
to complain about the weeds.
740
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,427
Nobody knows who answered the door.
741
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,731
But nobody ever saw that lady again.
742
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:31,168
(door slams)
743
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,403
Any idea who she was?
744
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,906
They say I have her eyes.
745
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,274
Your mother?
746
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:40,543
I guess she'd just moved back to town.
747
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:43,413
I got some hang up calls.
748
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,749
I called back. She
answered. I heard her voice,
749
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,619
and I knew it was her.
750
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,954
So, of course, I hung up.
751
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,891
We never connected and she disappeared.
752
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:57,860
Anyway, it's... It's complicated.
753
00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,296
Moms always are.
754
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:02,299
So, I have been eyeing
that house for a while.
755
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,013
When your grandfather bought
it, I went to see him, you know?
756
00:35:05,016 --> 00:35:07,102
To see if he would let me
do some tests and things.
757
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,238
He said no.
758
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,140
Yeah. Grandpa didn't like people.
759
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,675
(chuckling)
760
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:13,278
(bottle on table)
761
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:17,214
It's a little early, isn't it?
762
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:18,782
Hm?
763
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,217
Nope. I never stopped,
764
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:21,784
so, technically, it's still last night.
765
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,754
Um, Megan,
766
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,789
this is a Domaine de
l'Armand Montrachet.
767
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,726
It is one of the finest
white wines in the world.
768
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,327
The oh-four is legendary.
769
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,563
Yeah, Grandpa was a serious wine guy.
770
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,299
He had cases and cases of these rare,
771
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,867
expensive vintages in the basement.
772
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,168
In fact, they told me
773
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:41,572
that he was adding a wine cellar
to the house when he got sick.
774
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,274
(light upbeat score)
775
00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:47,012
Really?
776
00:35:47,015 --> 00:35:48,780
(score crescendos)
777
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,316
(phone clicking)
778
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,918
(indistinct conversations)
779
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,659
Do you mind if I...?
780
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,069
Your dad seems okay.
781
00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:15,271
Think they're going to spring
him as soon as the doc shows up.
782
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,811
So, who's the guy?
783
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,547
What guy?
784
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:25,881
The guy who's got you so messed up
785
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:29,026
that you're tossing around
salad forks and mantle clocks.
786
00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:31,120
(gentle score)
787
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,690
I never... I didn't...
788
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,525
You are.
789
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,727
You did.
790
00:36:36,735 --> 00:36:40,472
You're not doing it on
purpose. But you have to stop.
791
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:47,369
It's something that happens
to some kids at a certain age.
792
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:51,374
We're a hormonal theme
park to begin with, and then
793
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,311
something short-circuits.
794
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,413
We flex a muscle we
didn't even know we had
795
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,748
and then boom!
796
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,317
Things move.
797
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:02,887
Things get broken.
798
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:08,658
The technical term is telekinesis.
799
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,396
I looked it up a long time ago.
800
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,099
What if I hurt someone?
801
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,734
You will learn to control it.
802
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,269
Trust me.
803
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,039
? ?
804
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,277
And go easy with this guy.
805
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,581
Guys can do stuff to your head.
806
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,082
Make you doubt yourself.
807
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,184
Besides, he's-he's an opening act.
808
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,553
He's not a headliner.
809
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,646
He's My Chemical Romance.
810
00:37:39,649 --> 00:37:41,859
You gotta save a little
something for when Linkin Park
811
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,294
comes along.
812
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,132
Those were bands, right?
813
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,693
Yes, those are bands.
814
00:37:53,993 --> 00:37:56,362
Come on, let's check on your dad.
815
00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:02,611
Did things like this happen
to you when you were my age?
816
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,316
He was a bass player.
I set things on fire.
817
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:07,951
- No, you didn't.
- Whoomf.
818
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,486
(Lenore chuckles)
819
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,089
That is awesome.
820
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,226
(energetic score)
821
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,966
Hold on.
822
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,469
What?
823
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,224
Feel free to keep on trusting me.
824
00:38:28,227 --> 00:38:29,822
Okay.
825
00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:34,012
(door creaks)
826
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,091
I need to get this house out of my life.
827
00:38:40,094 --> 00:38:42,619
I'm either going to hire
somebody to torch the bastard
828
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,823
and burn it back to hell, or
I'm going to lower the price.
829
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,425
Lower the price?
830
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,895
Luke, it's a supernatural
beast guarding a hell-house.
831
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,430
What makes you think...?
832
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,598
Meat.
833
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:56,033
It's the universal language.
834
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,635
(Megan scoffs)
835
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:03,374
(snarling)
836
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,278
As your broker, I
encourage you to toss it!
837
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,514
The pork... chop... now!
838
00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:13,050
- (meat hits the floor)
- Oh, shit!
839
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,484
Oh.
840
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:15,786
- What?
- It's all dusty!
841
00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,521
He's not going to mind.
842
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,156
(snarling, barking)
843
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,757
(tense score)
844
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,059
(growling)
845
00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:25,729
(bark, growl)
846
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,332
(whimpering)
847
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,139
A dog is a dog,
848
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,041
no matter who his master is.
849
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,644
? ?
850
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,980
Yup.
851
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,581
Wine cellar.
852
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,083
(distant voices)
853
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,819
(eerie score)
854
00:39:50,185 --> 00:39:51,754
(distant voices continue)
855
00:39:53,923 --> 00:39:55,323
(low rumbling)
856
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:56,761
(closer indistinct voices)
857
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,404
(score crescendos)
858
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,073
(screaming)
859
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,243
(grunting and gasping)
860
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,348
(beast growling)
861
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:19,918
(beast screams)
862
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:26,288
(panting)
863
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:27,891
(coughing)
864
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,060
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
865
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,629
(growling)
866
00:40:33,107 --> 00:40:35,766
The pork chop's
wearing off. Come on!
867
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,034
(score crescendos)
868
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,868
(barking)
869
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,438
(exciting score)
870
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:43,874
(grunts and efforts)
871
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,475
(whimpering)
872
00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,210
(score fades)
873
00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,578
(heavy breathing)
874
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,682
(whimpering continues)
875
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,216
Ohh.
876
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:56,753
So, in the process of
building his wine cellar,
877
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,722
your grandfather, he accidentally opened
878
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:01,658
some sort of portal or a gateway.
879
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,494
I think we closed it
but I'll call in a welder
880
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:07,997
and we'll seal up that bad boy for good.
881
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,333
What about the dog?
882
00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:13,303
Well, without the energy from
the open portal, he'll move on.
883
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,506
He's probably looking for a
ghostly mailman as we speak.
884
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:19,276
Oh, God. We are never
gonna sell this place.
885
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,111
Oh, I think you will.
886
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,247
You just need proper representation.
887
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:28,117
A sort of a specialist, then.
888
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,155
Definitely. Someone you can
trust. That's, like, crucial.
889
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,692
And the, uh, evil
spirits... They're all gone?
890
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:38,295
I assume that the lawyer is staying?
891
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:40,162
We'll see.
892
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,665
(sighs)
893
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,166
What about your mother?
894
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,836
? ?
895
00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:52,109
- MOVER 1: Still got it?
- MOVER 2: Yeah, I do.
896
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,810
You did some really nice work here.
897
00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,612
Thanks.
898
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:56,980
(light score)
899
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,082
So, where do we stand
on the Donovan house?
900
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,786
Oh, we are gonna sell that mother.
901
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,656
Luke, I need to know:
902
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,859
how did you find out about me?
903
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,928
My telekinesis and the fires.
904
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,165
Research. It's what we do.
905
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,734
? ?
906
00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:21,903
So, you were kidding
about your dad, right?
907
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,807
'Cuz you know I don't
really believe in that.
908
00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:26,010
So, what do you believe?
909
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,014
I believed
910
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:34,700
that I was in love with Bob Livingston.
911
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,889
I believed he would leave his wife.
912
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,216
So, is it so hard to believe
913
00:42:41,219 --> 00:42:43,560
that I stayed in touch with my father?
914
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,328
Susan, people die.
915
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:47,164
Their souls, they pass on.
916
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:50,168
Only love and low maintenance
composite decking last forever.
917
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:54,237
I believe it's going
to be very interesting
918
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,172
working for you.
919
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,208
I believe that you're right.
920
00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,811
? ?
921
00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:17,227
(bottle clinking)
922
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,597
A Frenchman named
Rochefoucauld once wrote,
923
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:24,497
"It is with true love
as it is with ghosts...
924
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,538
(thunder rumbles)
925
00:43:33,409 --> 00:43:35,243
Everyone talks about it
926
00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,947
but few have seen it."
927
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,549
(mysterious score)
928
00:43:39,684 --> 00:43:41,252
(blowing wind)
929
00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:44,920
(distant rolling thunder)
930
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:46,423
(eerie score)
931
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:47,802
Still,
932
00:43:47,805 --> 00:43:49,841
person's got to believe in something.
933
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,298
Don't you think?
934
00:43:57,883 --> 00:43:59,484
I'll see you soon.
935
00:44:00,495 --> 00:44:01,905
Mom.
936
00:44:01,908 --> 00:44:03,763
(thunder crashes)
937
00:44:03,995 --> 00:44:09,175
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00:44:09,225 --> 00:44:13,775
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