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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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♪♪
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What's up, guys?
My name is Teddy.
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And I'm Claire.
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And welcome to another
episode of "Superhost."
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Don't forget to smash
that "like" button
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- and click that little bell...
- So you never miss an episode.
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And this week, we are
staying at a gorgeous house
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up in the mountains.
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We have been trying
to get it for months,
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and it has been booked solid!
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This superhost,
username BettyLou52,
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- has a nearly spotless record.
- Mm-hmm.
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Endless reviews
saying how staying here
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has been "breathtaking."
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"Breathtaking.
"Absolutely marvelous."
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One user even described it
as "life-changing."
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[WHISPERING]
"Life-changing."
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Are you ready
to change your life?
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But if you missed
our last series,
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- you should click right here.
- They finally had an opening,
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- so I am really excited.
- Me too!
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It is gonna be
such a memorable stay,
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and we are checking in...
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Right now.
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Okay. Cut.
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- Ah. I think that worked.
- Yeah, it was fine.
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We can just throw in some
reactions over the boring parts.
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Yeah.
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Hey, can you order a hard drive
to the house?
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Yeah, I can.
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I think I'm gonna shower
before we go.
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- Sounds good.
- Hey.
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- You want to join me?
- Really?
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- Nah.
- [LAUGHS]
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[WATER RUNNING]
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Hey, babe!
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[CLICK]
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What's up, guys?
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Okay. This week's episode
is gonna be a special one.
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Finally gonna pop the question.
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She has no idea,
but this week's episode
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is gonna be one
she won't ever forget.
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I'm gonna do my best
to keep you all in the loop
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this entire time.
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
I'm so nervous.
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Don't forget
to like and subscribe.
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[CLICK]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[SIGHS]
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[VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES]
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So quiet here.
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Okay. First impressions.
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Babe, give me a heads-up.
Still got road hair.
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Come on. Think fast.
First impressions.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] Okay.
Wah!
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Come on, DiCaprio.
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Okay. Uh, my first impressions
of this place is just the...
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Okay. Cut the shit.
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What?
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That felt fake. Do it over.
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Okay. Fine.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] Okay.
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Do you want to start off
with the shot of the house?
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Mm-hmm. Got it.
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What are you doing?
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Holy crap! This is insane!
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Oh, my G-o-o-o-od!
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You're the worst.
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[GASPS] And scene.
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[CHUCKLING]
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This is why
we're losing subscribers.
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Ouch.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Got a pretty good feeling
about this video.
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[CHUCKLES] Mm-hmm.
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Could be on a hot streak
again soon.
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Whew. Let's hope so.
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Place looks so nice.
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- [HINGES CREAK]
- All right.
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2-3-4-2.
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[BEEPING]
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...4-2.
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- [BEEPING]
- Shit.
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- Not working?
- No.
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Here.
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"First arrive..."
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah.
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Front-door code... 2-3-4-2.
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- Yeah, I tried that.
- Well, shit.
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- That's what I said.
- Do you have the host's number?
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- Can you call them?
- Yeah, it's in our messages,
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but it's not loading.
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- No. Look. It's right here.
- Oh.
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Let me get a better signal.
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[KEYPAD DIALING]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It's ringing!
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[LINE RINGING]
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It's ringing.
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[CLICK, DIAL TONE]
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It's not ringing anymore!
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- Here we go. Second impressions.
- Second impressions. Yeah.
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Well, the outside is terrific,
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but we got the wrong door code,
so I don't know if we'll ever
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see the inside.
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Good energy, but just give me
something we can use.
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Yeah. Uh...
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Okay. Got something.
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My second impressions.
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What?
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Teddy, what?
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- [GASPS]
- Hi, there!
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Thanks for the warning.
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You must be BettyLou52.
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It's actually Rebecca.
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Oh, so you're neither
Betty nor Lou.
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- I'm Claire.
- Yeah!
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I never know what to use
on those sites, you know?
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Do I use my real name
and invite strangers
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to know too much about me
or do I use something random?
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- Uh, we tried calling.
- Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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The service out here
is spotty.
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I got a notification
on the camera,
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saw you guys sitting out here.
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Yeah, well, the door code
didn't work, so...
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Oh, pbht! I totally forgot!
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I had to change it
after the last guests
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tried to stay longer
than they were supposed to.
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Right. [CHUCKLES]
I mean, who can blame them?
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[LAUGHS]
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Ahh!
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Anyway, I can let you guys in,
give you a new code.
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- Yeah. Thanks.
- Sure.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- [GIGGLES]
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♪♪
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[MUTTERING]
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I'm sorry again about the code.
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I don't normally
have to change it after people.
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Thanks for understanding.
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Those last guests,
let me tell you.
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New code is 8-5-8-7.
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8-5-8-7.
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- [BEEPING]
- Thanks.
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[KEYPAD BEEPING, BEEPING STOPS]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Wow.
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Ditto.
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The alarm code
is the same as the front door.
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- Do you need me to write it down?
- 8-5-8-7. Got it.
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- Restroom?
- Down there to the right.
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Oh, my God. We are here.
And it is gorgeous.
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Say hello to the superhost.
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No!
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Um...
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I-I had messaged you when
we booked about what we do.
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We do that travel vlog
called "Superhost"
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where we stay at and review
vacation rentals.
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Ohh! Pbht! Of course!
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Sorry.
It's been such a busy season.
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I thought you were next week.
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I-If you don't mind,
of course.
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We've never had any problems
with it before, so...
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No. No, it's fine.
It's fine. Yeah.
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And you're still okay
with being on camera for it?
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Yeah! [GIGGLES]
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For sure. Whatever you need.
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I just want to make sure
this trip is unforgettable.
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Hey, so, the, uh, toilet
over there isn't flushing.
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Oh. That's weird.
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Um, I am really sorry.
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I can come back later
with some tools.
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- I don't have anything on me.
- Oh. Yeah. That's totally fine.
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I'm just glad
it was just a number one.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[LAUGHING]
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Hmm. Well, I don't want to
get in the way of your trip.
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Wouldn't want
to get a bad review!
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I'll come back tomorrow
to fix the toilet.
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If there is anything
you need before then,
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shoot me a text.
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Will do.
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[DOOR CLOSES ]
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She sure is something.
[CHUCKLES]
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♪♪
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What's up, guys?!
We finally settled in,
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and we want to give you
a quick tour around this place.
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This room is beautiful.
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It was featured the most
on the site for good reason.
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- Look how big these windows are!
- [BOING! BOING!]
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[SLIDE WHISTLE!]
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And welcome
to the very rustic kitchen.
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- Check out this little number.
- An authentic cabin stove!
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Looks a bit like
a "Hansel and Gretel" situation.
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Like, maybe you could
fit in there, Teddy.
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I would cook me in here.
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- Oh, it's very filthy, though.
- Yes, it is.
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And here we have
the master bedroom.
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With exactly
zero window covering!
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Seems like we'll be getting up
very early in the morning,
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which I love, as you guys know.
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- [ZAPPING]
- Ooh. How is it?
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- Very soft.
- Great.
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And what vacation rental
would be complete without...
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- one of these?
- Ooh!
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- I gotta see it.
- [GASPS] No, Teddy.
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I have to!
Tell my parents I love them!
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- No, Teddy! No!
- Okay.
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It was close.
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So, one thing we noticed.
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- Security cameras everywhere.
- I mean, places like this
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usually have
a security camera or two,
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but it just seems
a little bit overboard here.
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- Another one.
- [WHOOSH]
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Another one there.
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And what do we have here,
Teddy?
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We have my favorite room
in the house.
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A cat room! With everything
that you need as a cat!
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He's so strange.
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But I haven't seen a cat yet.
Have you?
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[EXPLOSION, CAT MEOWS]
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- Teddy.
- [KEYBOARD CLACKS]
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- What?
- You like cats.
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Okay. Apart from that,
what do you think?
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It feels slow.
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- Really? W-Which part?
- Every part.
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Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
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Babe.
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Just lose the cat-room bit
and upload it.
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[CLAIRE SIGHS]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[DOOR SLIDES]
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♪♪
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It's uploading.
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And the Internet is very slow.
[CHUCKLES]
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, I know how hard you've
been working on this channel.
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[SIGHS]
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But we're gonna have
a great series here.
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- I know it.
- Our numbers are dropping.
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What if we've peaked?
And that's it?
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Then...
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at least we've peaked together.
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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You're so corny.
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I know.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[BEEPING]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[WIND CHIME RINGING SOFTLY]
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- Hey.
- Jesus.
268
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,742
Babe. What are you doing,
sneaking up on me like that?
269
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:15,831
I called your name
from the stairs.
270
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,443
What are you doing?
271
00:15:18,445 --> 00:15:21,837
I thought I saw something
out there.
272
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,536
What? Where?
273
00:15:24,538 --> 00:15:27,495
Out there.
274
00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:29,847
It looked like
they were staring back at me.
275
00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:36,852
Maybe you just saw an animal
or something.
276
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:40,247
Teddy, it's 3:00 in the morning.
Let's go back to bed.
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We have a lot to do tomorrow.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What's up, guys?
Day two of our trip here!
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00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,749
Claire is still sleeping.
Let's go say hi.
282
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- [GROANS]
- Good morning, sunshine.
283
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,448
No. Good night.
284
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,060
Aww. We've missed you.
I've missed you.
285
00:16:10,062 --> 00:16:11,887
No, you haven't.
286
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,585
We had a bit of a late night,
287
00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:16,936
but we're ready
for day-two adventures!
288
00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:18,938
So don't forget
to smash that "like" button
289
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,853
and subscribe to our videos.
Anything to add, Claire?
290
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,681
Why is it so bright in here?!
291
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:24,683
[CHUCKLES]
292
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:27,862
- Too early, dude.
- I know.
293
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,952
[PHONE UNLOCKS]
294
00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:34,736
Shit.
295
00:16:34,738 --> 00:16:36,869
- What?
- Shit!
296
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,003
- What?
- Check your phone.
297
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,659
Wait. How did this happen?
298
00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,748
I bet it was
"That Bitch in Draper."
299
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,316
I mean, it could have been
a bot auto-flagging
300
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,926
or something.
We... We can dispute it.
301
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,452
- It's not a mistake!
- Does it say which video?
302
00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:57,542
The whole channel's down.
303
00:16:57,544 --> 00:16:59,500
Of course. No service.
304
00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,330
[GROANS]
305
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,033
Gotcha.
306
00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:12,644
[LINE RINGING]
307
00:17:12,646 --> 00:17:14,428
Hello. You've reached
308
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,474
the Partnership Program
support line.
309
00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:18,432
- [KEYPAD BEEPS]
- Please wait while we
310
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,434
connect you
to the next available agent.
311
00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:22,871
Hi! How ya doin'?
312
00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:25,570
Hey! Yeah, I-I'm good.
313
00:17:25,572 --> 00:17:28,355
Just here to fix the toilet.
[LAUGHS]
314
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:30,749
Oh. Oh, thanks. Thank you.
315
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,360
Is the place treating you well,
like, outside of that?
316
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:36,929
I would really... hate
to get a bad review.
317
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,714
[LAUGHS]
Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's great.
318
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,934
I'm actually just
trying to make a call,
319
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,327
but Teddy's upstairs.
320
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,114
Perfect. [GIGGLES]
I'll check it out.
321
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:49,594
Okay.
322
00:17:49,596 --> 00:17:51,726
[MUZAK PLAYING, CLICK]
323
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,815
Hello. My name is Brad,
and thanks for holding.
324
00:17:53,817 --> 00:17:57,167
Can I get your
account number, please?
325
00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:59,038
What's up, guys? Teddy here.
326
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,258
It is day two, and I only
have a couple of minutes,
327
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:05,523
but I wanted to quickly give you
an update on the proposal.
328
00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:07,873
The current plan is, tomorrow
morning, I'm gonna take her
329
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,267
to this super-pretty spot
that one of our fans sent us...
330
00:18:10,269 --> 00:18:12,007
thank you so much...
and do the deed.
331
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,618
And don't worry...
I'm gonna film
332
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,402
the whole thing secretly
the entire time
333
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,143
so you can all enjoy.
334
00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:18,623
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
335
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,625
All right. Gotta run. Ciao.
336
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:23,280
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
337
00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:26,110
- Hey, Teddy!
- Oh. Hey.
338
00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,291
I really should have checked
before I used it.
339
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:36,031
It happens.
340
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,556
We get issues with the septic
tank from time to time.
341
00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:41,169
Don't have the pressure
you guys have.
342
00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:52,700
[GRUNTS]
343
00:18:52,702 --> 00:18:54,093
It's usually nothing.
344
00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:57,227
But sometimes things
get stuck in here.
345
00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,098
It's this low season
right now,
346
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,666
so sometimes these things
don't get used
347
00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:03,494
to keep them
working properly.
348
00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:05,280
[GRUNTS]
349
00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:11,806
[GROANS]
350
00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:13,808
Shit.
351
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:16,376
I'm gonna have to
get somebody out here.
352
00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,684
That's fine.
We'll just use the other one.
353
00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:23,775
I really hope this doesn't
affect your review.
354
00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,994
Oh, no. Believe me,
this place is great.
355
00:19:25,996 --> 00:19:28,736
You have nothing
to worry about.
356
00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:31,043
Hey.
357
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,784
How did it go?
358
00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:35,003
I spent all that time verifying
the account information,
359
00:19:35,005 --> 00:19:38,529
and then,
I dropped the call.
360
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:41,532
I kind of like this place
can't win right now.
361
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:44,752
No, you have nothing
to do with it.
362
00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:46,145
Are you sure?
363
00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:50,282
[VOICES FADING]
364
00:19:52,588 --> 00:20:01,813
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
365
00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:03,989
If there's anything I can do,
please don't hesitate.
366
00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:06,252
And again,
I am so sorry.
367
00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:07,601
Thank you.
368
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:16,784
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
369
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,786
So...
370
00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:20,135
what you want
to do now?
371
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:24,881
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
372
00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:36,284
What are we doing
up here?
373
00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:41,679
We make these stupid videos that
nobody's even watching anymore.
374
00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:44,943
- People are watching.
- We're bleeding subscribers.
375
00:20:44,945 --> 00:20:47,728
What's the point?
376
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:51,819
I... like making these
with you.
377
00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:54,474
Do you like asking your parents
for help to pay rent?
378
00:20:54,476 --> 00:20:57,869
- They don't mind.
- That's not the point.
379
00:20:57,871 --> 00:21:00,480
We used to be able to...
380
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,962
pay our own bills.
381
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,486
We've gotten away from
what worked for us.
382
00:21:06,488 --> 00:21:08,706
"The Bitch from Draper"
was massive.
383
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,970
Yeah, but that was so
clickbait-y.
384
00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,322
- No one likes that.
- It got eyeballs.
385
00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:20,372
I guess.
386
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,076
We should get back.
387
00:21:33,428 --> 00:21:34,906
[SIGHS]
388
00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:41,608
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
389
00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:43,741
What?
390
00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:45,395
Teddy, what?
391
00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:46,876
Hi, there.
392
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,229
My second impression.
393
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:56,318
What?
394
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,583
Teddy, what?
395
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,891
My second impression.
396
00:22:03,893 --> 00:22:06,067
What?
397
00:22:06,069 --> 00:22:07,765
Teddy, what?
398
00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:10,681
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
399
00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:12,206
My second impression.
400
00:22:14,513 --> 00:22:15,992
Hey, I'm gonna
head up.
401
00:22:16,993 --> 00:22:18,340
Okay.
402
00:22:18,342 --> 00:22:19,692
I'll be up
in a minute.
403
00:22:22,085 --> 00:22:23,345
Okay.
404
00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:30,004
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
405
00:22:30,006 --> 00:22:31,266
Teddy, what?
406
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:39,973
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
407
00:22:49,939 --> 00:22:51,767
[UNIDENTIFIED NOISE]
408
00:22:56,163 --> 00:22:57,730
[UNIDENTIFIED NOISE]
409
00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:07,085
Did you hear that?
410
00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,828
- What time is it?
- Shh.
411
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,830
There's nothing.
412
00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:15,920
Just go back to sleep.
413
00:23:15,922 --> 00:23:18,011
[UNIDENTIFIED NOISE]
414
00:23:21,623 --> 00:23:24,406
Someone's inside
the house.
415
00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:25,712
What do you mean
someone's ins...
416
00:23:25,714 --> 00:23:30,021
[UNIDENTIFIED NOISE]
417
00:23:30,023 --> 00:23:31,936
What do we do?
418
00:23:31,938 --> 00:23:34,939
I don't know.
419
00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:36,508
What if it's Rebecca?
420
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,163
What if it's not?
421
00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:43,906
I'm calling
the police.
422
00:23:46,518 --> 00:23:49,519
Shit. No service.
423
00:23:49,521 --> 00:23:55,046
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
424
00:23:55,048 --> 00:23:56,961
Did you set the alarm?
425
00:23:56,963 --> 00:24:00,225
Yeah.
426
00:24:00,227 --> 00:24:01,879
Go check.
427
00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,663
What?
428
00:24:03,665 --> 00:24:06,187
Just go make sure.
429
00:24:06,189 --> 00:24:07,626
Are you serious?
430
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:22,073
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
431
00:24:22,075 --> 00:24:30,168
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
432
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:38,219
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
433
00:24:38,221 --> 00:24:46,314
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
434
00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:47,709
Check the living room.
435
00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:17,478
Hello?
436
00:25:43,373 --> 00:25:46,157
[UNIDENTIFIED TALKING]
437
00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:52,903
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
438
00:25:52,905 --> 00:25:59,649
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
439
00:25:59,651 --> 00:26:01,259
Hello?
440
00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:10,877
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
441
00:26:10,879 --> 00:26:20,582
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
442
00:26:20,584 --> 00:26:30,201
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
443
00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:39,863
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
444
00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:49,481
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
445
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,834
[WATER BUBBLING]
446
00:27:00,407 --> 00:27:06,803
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
447
00:27:06,805 --> 00:27:13,200
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
448
00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:15,333
Well?
449
00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:18,858
Toilet's fixed.
450
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:26,039
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
451
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:29,566
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
452
00:28:01,816 --> 00:28:03,773
- Good morning.
- Jesus!
453
00:28:03,775 --> 00:28:08,647
Sorry. I was hoping to be done
before you got up.
454
00:28:08,649 --> 00:28:11,171
I know. I know.
455
00:28:11,173 --> 00:28:13,608
I just couldn't sleep
last night,
456
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,088
because I kept
thinking about
457
00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:16,960
how things kept going wrong
for you guys,
458
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,700
and I didn't want another day
to get off on the wrong foot.
459
00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,485
So, I stopped
at the store,
460
00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,443
and I ended up getting
a few other things,
461
00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:24,184
and then one thing
led to another.
462
00:28:24,186 --> 00:28:27,753
- Yeah, I...
- I totally get it.
463
00:28:27,755 --> 00:28:30,756
I'm just about done, and then,
I'll be out of your hair.
464
00:28:30,758 --> 00:28:32,932
Won't happen again.
465
00:28:32,934 --> 00:28:34,283
Okay.
466
00:28:38,548 --> 00:28:40,115
Coffee's almost ready.
467
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,911
What's up?
468
00:28:57,306 --> 00:28:59,221
Rebecca made us breakfast.
469
00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:06,574
What did she make?
470
00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:08,315
How do you not smell
the food.
471
00:29:08,317 --> 00:29:10,404
You don't go
downstairs thinking
472
00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:11,884
that you're gonn...
you know, someone's gonna...
473
00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:13,103
I don't know.
I thought it was a candle.
474
00:29:13,105 --> 00:29:15,801
When did she come in?
475
00:29:15,803 --> 00:29:18,238
I don't...
I don't know.
476
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,371
I just came down,
half naked.
477
00:29:20,373 --> 00:29:22,547
[LAUGHS]
478
00:29:22,549 --> 00:29:24,114
It was humiliating.
479
00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:25,855
I'm just glad I was wearing
underwear.
480
00:29:25,857 --> 00:29:27,204
It's amazing.
481
00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:29,989
No, it was terrible,
it what that was.
482
00:29:29,991 --> 00:29:32,078
Well, even though
she gave you a fright,
483
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,516
she made us some damn
good pancakes.
484
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:36,822
Yeah.
485
00:29:36,824 --> 00:29:38,782
Hey, thanks for breakfast.
486
00:29:42,612 --> 00:29:44,353
You are so welcome.
487
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,851
Okay, I am [INDISTINCT].
488
00:30:05,853 --> 00:30:08,941
Okay, so,
not gonna lie,
489
00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:11,465
so far, this trip has been
pretty interesting.
490
00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:12,989
It's been a doozy.
491
00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:15,469
First of all, our channel
got demonetized...
492
00:30:15,471 --> 00:30:17,036
- By accident. Not our fault.
- Right.
493
00:30:17,038 --> 00:30:18,646
But then, you think
you come out this far
494
00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:20,997
to get away from
all those crazy people,
495
00:30:20,999 --> 00:30:22,781
but then, you get
to this house,
496
00:30:22,783 --> 00:30:25,827
and you realize that the host
might actually be crazier
497
00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:28,656
than the people
you were escaping in the f...
498
00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:29,919
- What?
- I mean,
499
00:30:29,921 --> 00:30:32,312
we shouldn't talk
about the...
500
00:30:32,314 --> 00:30:35,707
What do you mean?
501
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,189
I think she can hear us.
502
00:30:42,063 --> 00:30:43,543
Can't we just turn it off?
503
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,153
Probably.
504
00:30:47,155 --> 00:30:50,374
But let's just film
someplace else.
505
00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:52,073
This room looks the best.
506
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:57,424
Yeah, it does.
507
00:30:57,426 --> 00:30:59,165
Okay. Let me...
508
00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:00,645
- find a ladder.
- Okay.
509
00:31:00,647 --> 00:31:01,953
I'm gonna cut.
510
00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:10,396
Careful.
511
00:31:21,973 --> 00:31:29,415
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
512
00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,548
It was you.
513
00:31:34,550 --> 00:31:36,028
You reported us,
didn't you?
514
00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,161
You ruined everything.
515
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,771
Ruined what?
516
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:41,425
Ever since you came out
with your bullshit video...
517
00:31:41,427 --> 00:31:43,296
Jesus.
What's wrong with you?
518
00:31:43,298 --> 00:31:45,559
...no one will stay there.
I have to sell the place.
519
00:31:45,561 --> 00:31:46,908
Oh, so, what's your plan?
520
00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:51,391
You drive three hours to,
what, beat me up?
521
00:31:51,393 --> 00:31:53,787
Let's just calm down,
and talk about this.
522
00:31:57,008 --> 00:31:58,270
What is going on here?
523
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,446
Who are you?
524
00:32:02,448 --> 00:32:04,274
Are you the owner?
525
00:32:04,276 --> 00:32:07,190
I said, "Who are you?"
526
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:08,974
You better watch out
for these two.
527
00:32:08,976 --> 00:32:10,889
They're snakes.
528
00:32:10,891 --> 00:32:13,674
they'll make up a bunch of lies
about you, and ruin your life.
529
00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:15,461
Look at what she did
to your house.
530
00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:21,204
Did you do that?
531
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,727
I couldn't help it.
532
00:32:22,729 --> 00:32:25,121
I saw them up there,
and I...
533
00:32:25,123 --> 00:32:27,384
These two,
they came into my home,
534
00:32:27,386 --> 00:32:29,995
and they destroyed
my entire business.
535
00:32:29,997 --> 00:32:33,825
So, you came here
and broke mywindow.
536
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,131
I know.
I'm sorry about that.
537
00:32:35,133 --> 00:32:37,437
I really am. But...
538
00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:41,267
- You don't understand.
- I understand just fine.
539
00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:43,878
And if you don't leave now,
I'm calling the police.
540
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,533
These people are not
who they say they are.
541
00:32:46,535 --> 00:32:48,927
- You better watch.
- Get off my property!
542
00:32:48,929 --> 00:32:52,496
Geez. Alright.
I'm going.
543
00:32:52,498 --> 00:32:54,193
Don't say
I didn't warn you.
544
00:32:54,195 --> 00:32:56,937
Go! Now! Or I swear to God,
I will cut you open!
545
00:32:57,111 --> 00:32:59,590
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
546
00:32:59,592 --> 00:33:01,811
[CAR DEPARTS]
547
00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:17,303
Well, then.
548
00:33:17,305 --> 00:33:18,652
That was something.
549
00:33:18,654 --> 00:33:20,047
[LAUGHS]
550
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,961
You're...
551
00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:24,528
kind of a badass.
552
00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:27,096
Oh. No.
553
00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:30,316
I just hate what a mess
this trip has been for you guys.
554
00:33:30,318 --> 00:33:32,101
I can't even begin
to imagine
555
00:33:32,103 --> 00:33:33,972
what your video
is gonna be like.
556
00:33:33,974 --> 00:33:36,627
Believe me,
we're having a great time.
557
00:33:36,629 --> 00:33:38,368
Yeah. Her place
was a total shithole,
558
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:39,978
and she was
a complete psychopath.
559
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,675
Yeah.
560
00:33:41,677 --> 00:33:44,287
Look, I came down to say
I have some time now,
561
00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:48,943
and I'd like to do
that interview.
562
00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:51,859
- Really?
- Yeah. Sure.
563
00:33:51,861 --> 00:33:54,819
Why not?
564
00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:56,170
Okay.
565
00:34:02,394 --> 00:34:04,483
I can't believe we didn't have
the camera with us.
566
00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:13,318
- Sound good?
- It sounds great.
567
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,673
I've never done this before,
so it might not be very good.
568
00:34:22,675 --> 00:34:24,805
No, this is gonna be
super easy.
569
00:34:24,807 --> 00:34:27,765
And we're not live, so,
if you flub a line, just stop.
570
00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:29,072
We'll go back.
571
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,948
Hey, this is gonna be fun.
572
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:39,603
Let's roll, Kim.
573
00:34:39,605 --> 00:34:41,170
Speeding.
574
00:34:41,172 --> 00:34:43,696
[SCREAMS]
575
00:34:47,439 --> 00:34:49,180
Do I look at you,
or at the camera?
576
00:34:52,183 --> 00:34:54,313
Just look at me.
577
00:34:54,315 --> 00:34:56,489
I'm not even here.
578
00:34:56,491 --> 00:35:00,580
Look at you.
Got it.
579
00:35:00,582 --> 00:35:02,669
Alright, Rebecca,
we're gonna start off
580
00:35:02,671 --> 00:35:06,369
with a friendly introduction,
sort of like a,
581
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:09,502
"Hi, my name is Rebecca
and I'm a superhost."
582
00:35:09,504 --> 00:35:10,851
You can say
something like that.
583
00:35:10,853 --> 00:35:13,463
That would be great.
584
00:35:13,465 --> 00:35:18,119
Hi. My name is Rebecca,
and I'm a superhost.
585
00:35:18,121 --> 00:35:21,079
Awesome. And that smile
at the end was perfect.
586
00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:24,082
Okay, so, we're gonna get into
the real questions now.
587
00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:26,998
And I'm not on camera.
You can't hear or see me.
588
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,479
If you can incorporate
the question into the answers.
589
00:35:29,481 --> 00:35:32,003
Let's say I'm asking you,
"What color is your shirt?"
590
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,700
Instead of saying "red,"
you would say,
591
00:35:33,702 --> 00:35:36,050
"The color of my shirt
is red."
592
00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:39,140
- Make sense?
- But my shirt is white.
593
00:35:39,142 --> 00:35:41,317
Yeah. So, then,
you would say,
594
00:35:41,319 --> 00:35:43,536
The color of my shirt
is white."
595
00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:44,798
- Right?
- Yeah.
596
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,757
I think so.
597
00:35:46,759 --> 00:35:49,716
Okay.
Let's... Let's get going.
598
00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:53,372
So, Rebecca, how did you
decide to get into
599
00:35:53,374 --> 00:35:55,418
renting out your house?
600
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:59,248
For starters,
this isn't really my house.
601
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:02,076
My father left it to me
when he died.
602
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:05,819
He owned it with my stepmom,
and when he passed,
603
00:36:05,821 --> 00:36:07,908
she got his house
in South Carolina,
604
00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:09,649
and I got this one.
605
00:36:09,651 --> 00:36:12,261
Oh, wow. I'm...
606
00:36:12,263 --> 00:36:14,045
so sorry to hear that.
607
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,742
But it must be nice
to have a place like this
608
00:36:15,744 --> 00:36:17,004
to remember him by.
609
00:36:17,006 --> 00:36:19,006
Yeah, it's great.
610
00:36:19,008 --> 00:36:20,791
I have a smaller place
not far from here...
611
00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:22,619
much smaller...
612
00:36:22,621 --> 00:36:25,535
so I'm able to
keep an eye on it.
613
00:36:25,537 --> 00:36:28,842
But... it felt wrong
to keep it empty.
614
00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:32,150
So, when all of these
vacation home-sharing websites
615
00:36:32,152 --> 00:36:35,675
started popping up,
I signed up.
616
00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:36,981
Here we are.
617
00:36:36,983 --> 00:36:38,809
That's great.
618
00:36:38,811 --> 00:36:41,594
Any particular experiences
with the rental
619
00:36:41,596 --> 00:36:44,162
that you'd like to share?
620
00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:46,077
You know, maybe someone
that has stayed,
621
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,427
and left a memorable
impression on you?
622
00:36:48,429 --> 00:36:50,255
Yeah.
623
00:36:50,257 --> 00:36:52,475
You know what?
624
00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:54,043
There was this one.
625
00:37:05,751 --> 00:37:07,620
An older couple.
626
00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:11,537
They rented the place for
an entire month over Christmas.
627
00:37:11,539 --> 00:37:13,322
They saw that
I was living alone,
628
00:37:13,324 --> 00:37:16,368
and all of their kids
had kids,
629
00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:18,283
and did their own thing
for the holidays.
630
00:37:18,285 --> 00:37:20,503
So, they invited me in.
631
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:22,940
And we spent
the holidays together.
632
00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:27,727
Christmas, New Year's,
I was here with them.
633
00:37:27,729 --> 00:37:30,164
It was nice.
634
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:32,125
It was like I was
their family.
635
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,451
Re... Re...
636
00:37:55,453 --> 00:37:58,758
It is the best holiday
I ever had.
637
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,717
They live back
in South Carolina,
638
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,981
but are just...
639
00:38:03,809 --> 00:38:06,420
...the nicest people.
640
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:13,164
I...
641
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,646
I think...
I think that's great.
642
00:38:16,822 --> 00:38:18,169
Awesome job.
643
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:22,347
Oh, if we could get
one final line.
644
00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:23,653
Of course.
645
00:38:23,655 --> 00:38:25,568
Yeah,
this is just a sign-off.
646
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,092
If you can say, "Hi,
my name is Rebecca,"
647
00:38:28,094 --> 00:38:31,182
pause, and then,
with the most enthusiasm
648
00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,532
that you can,
finish it off with, you know,
649
00:38:33,534 --> 00:38:35,362
"I am a superhost.
650
00:38:37,712 --> 00:38:39,888
Hi.
My name is Rebecca.
651
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,764
And I am a superhost!
652
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,682
Hi. My name is Rebecca.
653
00:38:53,554 --> 00:38:57,253
And I am a superhost!
654
00:38:58,994 --> 00:39:02,561
That is the craziest shit
I've ever seen.
655
00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:04,041
I knew when we got here.
656
00:39:04,043 --> 00:39:05,651
What do you mean?
657
00:39:05,653 --> 00:39:08,132
This is what people
want to see.
658
00:39:08,134 --> 00:39:11,572
They want to see people
like that... complete lunatics.
659
00:39:17,535 --> 00:39:19,362
We got to get
more of her.
660
00:39:24,063 --> 00:39:27,151
This chick is gold.
661
00:39:27,153 --> 00:39:29,196
Let's watch it again.
662
00:39:29,198 --> 00:39:31,723
Hi. My name is Rebecca.
663
00:39:33,768 --> 00:39:36,771
And I am a superhost!
664
00:39:42,211 --> 00:39:44,124
What's up, guys.
665
00:39:44,126 --> 00:39:46,257
Claire's sleeping right now,
and we have a brand-new episode
666
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,824
that's slowly uploading.
667
00:39:47,826 --> 00:39:49,956
But I wanted to record
a quick update
668
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:52,916
on the super-top-secret
proposal video.
669
00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:54,613
Also, you should hit
that "like" button.
670
00:39:54,615 --> 00:39:56,963
Don't forget
to subscribe.
671
00:39:56,965 --> 00:40:00,140
So, in the morning,
I'm gonna take her up there.
672
00:40:00,142 --> 00:40:04,841
And the view is supposed
to be spectacular.
673
00:40:04,843 --> 00:40:06,366
That's where
I'm gonna do it.
674
00:40:10,152 --> 00:40:11,761
I thought
I heard her.
675
00:40:11,763 --> 00:40:14,981
Anyway, just wanted to give you
a quick update.
676
00:40:14,983 --> 00:40:16,679
I can't wait to see her face
when she finds out
677
00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,811
why we really
came out here.
678
00:40:18,813 --> 00:40:20,770
I should get going.
She's a light sleeper.
679
00:40:20,772 --> 00:40:22,293
But I'll see
you guys tomorrow.
680
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:31,215
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
681
00:40:31,217 --> 00:40:40,137
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
682
00:40:40,139 --> 00:40:49,015
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
683
00:40:49,017 --> 00:40:57,937
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
684
00:40:57,939 --> 00:41:06,859
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
685
00:41:06,861 --> 00:41:16,088
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
686
00:41:32,844 --> 00:41:35,540
So, Teddy thought it would be
a great idea
687
00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:36,846
to wake up bright
and early,
688
00:41:36,848 --> 00:41:39,631
to go walking in
the middle of nowhere?
689
00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:42,503
To make matters worse, our
upload didn't work last night.
690
00:41:42,505 --> 00:41:43,809
It seems the Internet
is down,
691
00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:45,855
so, who knows if
you'll ever see it.
692
00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:48,248
Yes, but I did write to Rebecca
this morning,
693
00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,728
and it should be fixed
by the time we get back.
694
00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:50,990
Yeah, we'll see about that.
695
00:41:50,992 --> 00:41:53,558
Speaking of Rebecca,
696
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,039
I don't think I have ever
seen anything as crazy
697
00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:57,910
as what we witnessed
yesterday.
698
00:41:57,912 --> 00:41:59,695
We're gonna have to shoot some
kind of re-enactment for you,
699
00:41:59,697 --> 00:42:04,090
but basically, she nearly beat
the crap out of that bitch Vera.
700
00:42:04,092 --> 00:42:05,526
Remember her?
701
00:42:05,528 --> 00:42:07,790
Yeah, well,
she drove all the way here,
702
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,053
shows up out of nowhere,
all huffing and puffing.
703
00:42:10,055 --> 00:42:11,794
- Come on.
- One second.
704
00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:15,493
That's right...
the Bitch from Draper came here,
705
00:42:15,495 --> 00:42:17,626
and threw a rock
at a window.
706
00:42:17,628 --> 00:42:21,020
I mean, we went out there, and
she legit wanted to fight me.
707
00:42:21,022 --> 00:42:23,240
And then, Rebecca, this host,
comes out of nowhere,
708
00:42:23,242 --> 00:42:27,113
goes fully crazy, and that bitch
just hightails it out of here.
709
00:42:27,115 --> 00:42:29,725
Hey. Come on.
710
00:42:29,727 --> 00:42:31,161
Fine.
711
00:42:31,163 --> 00:42:32,902
Party pooper.
712
00:42:32,904 --> 00:42:41,606
♪♪
713
00:42:41,608 --> 00:42:50,267
♪♪
714
00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:51,572
Wow.
715
00:42:51,574 --> 00:42:53,011
Yeah.
716
00:42:55,883 --> 00:42:59,189
Okay.
717
00:42:59,191 --> 00:43:02,453
Check out this view
we have here.
718
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,500
This is unbelievable.
719
00:43:07,112 --> 00:43:09,634
[INDISTINCT]
720
00:43:09,636 --> 00:43:10,940
Here.
721
00:43:10,942 --> 00:43:12,334
Why don't you
want to film?
722
00:43:19,602 --> 00:43:21,733
What are you doing?
723
00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:25,476
Just...
724
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:28,522
I just want to look at you
for a moment.
725
00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:31,743
What?
726
00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:34,485
I know how stressed
you've been lately,
727
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,575
and I just want to take
a minute to...
728
00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:40,752
tell you just how much
I appreciate you.
729
00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:42,798
Teddy, I...
730
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,192
One moment.
731
00:43:49,241 --> 00:43:51,110
- I've been thinking.
- That's never good.
732
00:43:51,112 --> 00:43:52,938
I've been thinking
733
00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:55,941
that you and I have been
doing this show
734
00:43:55,943 --> 00:43:57,682
for a while now.
735
00:43:57,684 --> 00:44:00,729
And we've been together
even longer than that.
736
00:44:00,731 --> 00:44:05,603
And we do
everything together...
737
00:44:05,605 --> 00:44:08,693
everything.
738
00:44:08,695 --> 00:44:13,176
And I just want to continue
doing everything together...
739
00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:17,310
the show... life...
740
00:44:17,312 --> 00:44:21,184
everything.
741
00:44:21,186 --> 00:44:23,014
Teddy...
742
00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:28,495
So, I spoke with your parents
last week.
743
00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:30,541
You did?
744
00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:31,847
Yeah.
745
00:44:31,849 --> 00:44:34,066
Your dad told me
a long time ago
746
00:44:34,068 --> 00:44:36,329
that I had to talk to him
before I got any ideas.
747
00:44:36,331 --> 00:44:38,201
So I did.
748
00:44:38,203 --> 00:44:39,506
I talked to
your mom and dad,
749
00:44:39,508 --> 00:44:44,990
and I asked them
if this was okay.
750
00:44:44,992 --> 00:44:48,298
Claire...
751
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:51,040
will you marry me?
752
00:44:51,042 --> 00:44:52,737
Yes! Of course!
753
00:44:52,739 --> 00:44:56,697
Yes!
754
00:44:56,699 --> 00:44:59,265
Teddy, you're a genius.
755
00:44:59,267 --> 00:45:01,224
- What do you mean?
- A secret proposal?
756
00:45:01,226 --> 00:45:03,837
It's perfect.
People love this shit.
757
00:45:11,149 --> 00:45:13,627
Ready?
758
00:45:13,629 --> 00:45:15,281
Oh, my god!
759
00:45:15,283 --> 00:45:17,283
This guy
just proposed to me!
760
00:45:17,285 --> 00:45:19,068
I've never had such
a big surprise in my life!
761
00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,765
Claire.
Claire, stop.
762
00:45:20,767 --> 00:45:22,203
What?
763
00:45:26,947 --> 00:45:28,340
You're serious?
764
00:45:31,386 --> 00:45:33,560
Jesus, Ted.
765
00:45:33,562 --> 00:45:35,214
You set the camera up
for it.
766
00:45:35,216 --> 00:45:36,955
- I figured it was...
- Yeah, I know. That was dumb.
767
00:45:36,957 --> 00:45:38,348
No, it's just...
768
00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:39,960
did you really
talk to my dad?
769
00:45:44,922 --> 00:45:46,227
Teddy!
770
00:45:50,536 --> 00:45:52,928
Teddy.
771
00:45:52,930 --> 00:45:55,452
Teddy, come on.
Let's talk about this.
772
00:45:55,454 --> 00:45:56,975
Nothing to talk about.
773
00:45:56,977 --> 00:45:58,803
I'm sorry that I didn't
take that seriously,
774
00:45:58,805 --> 00:46:00,805
but you have to understand
how it looked.
775
00:46:00,807 --> 00:46:02,676
I thought I did.
776
00:46:02,678 --> 00:46:04,678
I'm sorry.
777
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,419
It's just not something
that I was expecting
778
00:46:06,421 --> 00:46:07,856
to happen on this trip.
779
00:46:07,858 --> 00:46:10,075
And I've been so distracted
with everything.
780
00:46:10,077 --> 00:46:15,689
And I hate that your parents
are helping us right now.
781
00:46:15,691 --> 00:46:18,954
I know that you think
I just obsess over clicks,
782
00:46:18,956 --> 00:46:22,827
but I'm doing this
for us.
783
00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:25,221
And I'm sorry if it doesn't
seem that way right now,
784
00:46:25,223 --> 00:46:28,659
but I promise...
785
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:32,445
when we get home,
we'll talk about this.
786
00:46:32,447 --> 00:46:33,753
No cameras.
787
00:46:37,322 --> 00:46:38,584
Okay.
788
00:46:48,507 --> 00:46:51,377
So, what do you
want to do now?
789
00:46:51,379 --> 00:46:53,031
I don't know.
790
00:46:53,033 --> 00:46:55,381
Can we just have
a quiet day together?
791
00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:58,515
Yeah.
That would be nice.
792
00:46:58,517 --> 00:46:59,953
At least
the hard drive came.
793
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:07,393
[ALARM BEEPING]
794
00:47:07,395 --> 00:47:08,960
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
795
00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:10,309
It's not working.
796
00:47:10,311 --> 00:47:12,181
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
797
00:47:12,183 --> 00:47:15,053
The code's not working.
Its 8587, right?
798
00:47:15,055 --> 00:47:16,881
Let me try.
799
00:47:16,883 --> 00:47:20,015
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
800
00:47:20,017 --> 00:47:21,277
[ALARM BLARES]
801
00:47:21,279 --> 00:47:22,539
It is 8587.
802
00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:24,280
[BLARING CONTINUES]
803
00:47:24,282 --> 00:47:25,672
This makes no sense.
804
00:47:25,674 --> 00:47:31,417
[BLARING CONTINUES]
805
00:47:31,419 --> 00:47:34,377
[ALARM STOPS]
806
00:47:34,379 --> 00:47:37,641
Sorry, guys.
The panel isn't working.
807
00:47:37,643 --> 00:47:40,818
I'll head over in just a minute
to fix it for you.
808
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:46,432
Hope this doesn't
affect the review.
809
00:47:46,434 --> 00:47:47,956
...the place for an entire
month of Christmas.
810
00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,045
That saw that I
was living alone.
811
00:47:50,047 --> 00:47:51,611
All their kids had kids,
812
00:47:51,613 --> 00:47:53,178
and did their own thing
for the holidays.
813
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,833
- So, they invited me in.
- Claire.
814
00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:59,489
We spent
the holidays together.
815
00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:04,450
Christmas, New Year's.
I was here with them.
816
00:48:04,452 --> 00:48:08,019
Betty and Lou.
817
00:48:08,021 --> 00:48:09,586
It was like I was
their family.
818
00:48:09,588 --> 00:48:12,893
I think we should go.
819
00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:14,808
And she for sure said
she made it up?
820
00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:17,768
She said she didn't want
to use her real name.
821
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,466
What does that mean?
Why would she lie about that?
822
00:48:20,468 --> 00:48:21,990
That doesn't make
any sense.
823
00:48:21,992 --> 00:48:23,339
Do You really want to
stick around to find out?
824
00:48:23,341 --> 00:48:24,862
Teddy, we're so close.
825
00:48:24,864 --> 00:48:27,038
I can feel it.
This video is gonna be great.
826
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,561
[UNIDENTIFIED SLAMMING]
827
00:48:28,563 --> 00:48:35,916
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
828
00:48:35,918 --> 00:48:43,315
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
829
00:48:43,317 --> 00:48:44,884
[CHIMING]
830
00:48:48,018 --> 00:48:49,845
[CHIMING]
831
00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:55,938
[CHIMING]
832
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,942
Screw this.
833
00:49:01,944 --> 00:49:10,995
♪♪
834
00:49:10,997 --> 00:49:20,004
♪♪
835
00:49:20,006 --> 00:49:21,484
That was kind of tense.
836
00:49:21,486 --> 00:49:23,531
Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
837
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:40,592
I wonder if we can get a refund
for our last day.
838
00:49:53,605 --> 00:49:55,041
Oh, no.
839
00:49:57,478 --> 00:50:02,004
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND MUSIC]
840
00:50:19,805 --> 00:50:21,674
[LAUGHS]
841
00:50:21,676 --> 00:50:23,241
- Hey.
- Hey.
842
00:50:23,243 --> 00:50:25,417
- Are you guys leaving?
- Yeah. Yeah.
843
00:50:25,419 --> 00:50:26,940
We got everything
we needed here.
844
00:50:26,942 --> 00:50:28,333
You know,
got a long drive back,
845
00:50:28,335 --> 00:50:30,074
so thought we'd head out
a bit early.
846
00:50:30,076 --> 00:50:31,902
Oh, great.
847
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:33,773
Well, I hope you
enjoyed your stay.
848
00:50:33,775 --> 00:50:35,993
We did. It was great.
Thank you.
849
00:50:35,995 --> 00:50:38,038
I look forward
to your review.
850
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,520
Yeah, for sure.
851
00:50:42,001 --> 00:50:44,871
- Well...
- Oh, I almost forgot.
852
00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:47,657
There was one more thing
I wanted to show you.
853
00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:49,224
Can you get your camera?
It'll be quick.
854
00:50:49,226 --> 00:50:51,313
I promise.
855
00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:54,229
- Like, here?
- Yeah. It's just down there.
856
00:50:54,231 --> 00:50:56,883
Don't worry.
It'll be great.
857
00:50:56,885 --> 00:50:59,973
I mean, consider it.
I know you have to leave.
858
00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:01,803
It's gonna be so good
for our video.
859
00:51:09,246 --> 00:51:11,159
- Let's do it.
- What?
860
00:51:11,161 --> 00:51:12,812
We need to get
more footage of her.
861
00:51:12,814 --> 00:51:15,598
- We already have great stuff.
- And we can get more.
862
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,860
Look at her.
863
00:51:16,862 --> 00:51:19,776
She's harmless.
864
00:51:19,778 --> 00:51:22,300
Teddy, this video
is gonna be huge.
865
00:51:22,302 --> 00:51:23,867
I don't feel good
about this.
866
00:51:23,869 --> 00:51:27,262
I know.
But if we can get this right,
867
00:51:27,264 --> 00:51:29,135
we could afford
our own place again.
868
00:51:39,711 --> 00:51:41,014
Is he camera ready?
869
00:51:41,016 --> 00:51:42,451
Yeah. We're rolling.
870
00:51:42,453 --> 00:51:43,756
How do I look.
Is the lighting good?
871
00:51:43,758 --> 00:51:45,020
Sound check?
872
00:51:47,153 --> 00:51:48,500
How's that sound?
Sorry.
873
00:51:48,502 --> 00:51:49,719
I don't really know
what that does.
874
00:51:49,721 --> 00:51:51,199
I've just seen you guys
do it.
875
00:51:51,201 --> 00:51:53,766
- Yeah, yeah, it sounds good.
- Okay. Great.
876
00:51:53,768 --> 00:51:56,639
Okay. Ready.
877
00:51:56,641 --> 00:51:59,772
[SCREAMS]
878
00:51:59,774 --> 00:52:02,862
Hey, guys,
and welcome to "Superhost."
879
00:52:02,864 --> 00:52:04,821
Is it okay if I say that?
880
00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,605
- Sure.
- Okay. Great.
881
00:52:06,607 --> 00:52:09,260
Hey, guys,
And welcome to "Superhost."
882
00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,654
Rebecca...
883
00:52:11,656 --> 00:52:14,047
what are we doing here?
884
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:15,397
I'm sorry,
885
00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:16,878
Where are you
taking us?
886
00:52:21,318 --> 00:52:25,624
I see your hand is looking
a little light, there, Claire.
887
00:52:25,626 --> 00:52:29,280
- What?
- Didn't old Teddy Bear propose?
888
00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,980
That's what he was supposed
to be doing today.
889
00:52:33,765 --> 00:52:36,766
Guess he had
a change of heart.
890
00:52:36,768 --> 00:52:40,160
No matter.
891
00:52:40,162 --> 00:52:42,206
Eyes over here.
892
00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:43,601
Camera.
893
00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:52,042
Hey, guys, and welcome
to "Superhost."
894
00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:54,044
We have one final surprise
for you
895
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:56,220
that I think
you're gonna love.
896
00:52:56,222 --> 00:52:59,878
This is gonna be the best
episode of "Superhost" yet.
897
00:53:07,581 --> 00:53:08,885
Come on.
898
00:53:08,887 --> 00:53:10,236
This way.
899
00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:19,025
Where'd she go?
900
00:53:19,027 --> 00:53:20,723
[SCREAMS]
901
00:53:20,725 --> 00:53:24,032
[LAUGHS]
902
00:53:27,862 --> 00:53:30,907
I couldn't help myself.
I'm sorry.
903
00:53:30,909 --> 00:53:34,214
Come on.
It's this way.
904
00:53:34,216 --> 00:53:38,871
Oh, I totally forgot.
905
00:53:38,873 --> 00:53:42,440
Here. This isn't live,
so you can edit this in after.
906
00:53:42,442 --> 00:53:45,400
Just wanted to make sure
we have it.
907
00:53:45,402 --> 00:53:47,967
Don't forget to smash
that "like" button,
908
00:53:47,969 --> 00:53:51,756
and hit that little bell icon,
so you never miss an episode.
909
00:53:54,672 --> 00:53:55,934
Come on.
910
00:54:00,939 --> 00:54:03,115
- Holy shit.
- Ta-da.
911
00:54:08,990 --> 00:54:12,427
Look what I found.
912
00:54:12,429 --> 00:54:15,908
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
913
00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,214
Cut her loose.
914
00:54:17,216 --> 00:54:20,086
I will.
Don't worry.
915
00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:22,001
Why aren't you
filming this?
916
00:54:22,003 --> 00:54:23,525
You're sick.
917
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:26,005
No, you're sick...
918
00:54:26,007 --> 00:54:29,661
taking advantage of this woman
like that.
919
00:54:29,663 --> 00:54:32,664
Film this.
920
00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:34,274
Film this,
or I cut her throat.
921
00:54:34,276 --> 00:54:37,845
[MUFFLED SCREAMING,
CRYING]
922
00:54:42,763 --> 00:54:46,156
Thank you.
923
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:50,508
So, Vera, here,
the old Bitch from Draper,
924
00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:54,947
tells me that she lost her
income because of your two.
925
00:54:54,949 --> 00:54:56,255
Is that true?
926
00:54:58,039 --> 00:55:00,302
Is it?!
I don't... I don't know.
927
00:55:02,653 --> 00:55:04,217
That's not what we tried
to do with it.
928
00:55:04,219 --> 00:55:05,480
Is this true?
929
00:55:05,482 --> 00:55:06,742
[MUFFLED CRYING]
930
00:55:06,744 --> 00:55:13,575
[OMINOUS BACKGROUND NOISE]
931
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,664
Here's the thing...
932
00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:19,450
I hated that everything
kept going wrong for you guys.
933
00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:22,584
And I was trying my hardest
to get you the best video ever.
934
00:55:22,586 --> 00:55:25,761
But then, after watching
a little more of you two,
935
00:55:25,763 --> 00:55:28,851
I realize
you're not the perfect duo
936
00:55:28,853 --> 00:55:31,984
you pretend to be
in your stupid videos.
937
00:55:31,986 --> 00:55:35,597
So, when Vera, here, took her
a little revenge trip...
938
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:38,513
which has horribly
backfired...
939
00:55:38,515 --> 00:55:41,298
I knew...
940
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,085
we need to capitalize
on this.
941
00:55:47,437 --> 00:55:48,742
Camera.
942
00:55:51,832 --> 00:55:53,528
I'm sorry.
943
00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:55,094
This is really
going to hurt.
944
00:55:55,096 --> 00:55:59,231
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
945
00:56:05,019 --> 00:56:06,845
[SCREAMING]
946
00:56:06,847 --> 00:56:15,332
♪♪
947
00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:17,203
I know.
948
00:56:17,205 --> 00:56:18,857
I know.
That hurts a lot.
949
00:56:18,859 --> 00:56:20,470
I'm sorry.
950
00:56:23,603 --> 00:56:24,909
How was that?
951
00:56:26,171 --> 00:56:28,998
What's wrong?
Did you get it?
952
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,304
Claire,
why aren't you filming?
953
00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:33,002
Isn't this what you do?
954
00:56:33,004 --> 00:56:35,221
This should be great
for your show.
955
00:56:35,223 --> 00:56:36,703
What's the problem?
956
00:56:49,499 --> 00:56:52,500
Ready?
957
00:56:52,502 --> 00:56:54,023
Ow.
958
00:56:54,025 --> 00:56:56,591
One, two, three, up.
959
00:56:56,593 --> 00:56:59,550
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
960
00:56:59,552 --> 00:57:01,117
It was all a joke?
961
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:02,858
It's just a prank, bro.
962
00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:04,339
What the hell
is wrong with you?
963
00:57:06,124 --> 00:57:08,080
Thank you, Vera.
964
00:57:08,082 --> 00:57:10,256
[LAUGHS]
965
00:57:10,258 --> 00:57:12,476
Give it to me.
966
00:57:12,478 --> 00:57:13,784
Give it.
967
00:57:15,873 --> 00:57:18,484
Give it to me.
968
00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:24,444
No one's ever gonna see
this footage.
969
00:57:24,446 --> 00:57:28,753
I want you to delete
everything you shot here.
970
00:57:28,755 --> 00:57:32,148
I don't actually know
how this thing works.
971
00:57:32,150 --> 00:57:34,280
Here. Sell it.
972
00:57:34,282 --> 00:57:37,719
Make up for some of
your lost income.
973
00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:40,722
Vera... we're sorry.
974
00:57:40,724 --> 00:57:43,551
Fuck you.
975
00:57:43,553 --> 00:57:46,945
What happened
to Betty and Lou?
976
00:57:46,947 --> 00:57:48,427
Who?
977
00:57:51,256 --> 00:57:52,518
What did you do to them?
978
00:57:56,174 --> 00:57:58,870
God damn it.
979
00:57:58,872 --> 00:58:01,483
What is he
talking about?
980
00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:11,491
I really thought
that would work.
981
00:58:11,493 --> 00:58:13,929
What's going on?
982
00:58:13,931 --> 00:58:17,976
Boy, you weren't kidding
about these two.
983
00:58:17,978 --> 00:58:19,980
Can't leave
well enough alone.
984
00:58:22,330 --> 00:58:24,766
I'm sorry about this.
985
00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:26,813
About what?
986
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:35,820
♪♪
987
00:58:35,822 --> 00:58:42,566
♪♪
988
00:58:42,568 --> 00:58:49,312
♪♪
989
00:58:49,314 --> 00:58:52,837
You guys,
you were so close.
990
00:58:52,839 --> 00:58:55,274
Why couldn't you
just stop?
991
00:58:55,276 --> 00:58:57,755
What am I gonna do
with her?
992
00:58:57,757 --> 00:58:59,322
Now what am I
gonna do?
993
00:58:59,324 --> 00:59:05,502
♪♪
994
00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:11,728
♪♪
995
00:59:19,953 --> 00:59:21,823
Hello, there.
996
00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:24,173
Still works.
997
00:59:24,175 --> 00:59:30,222
♪♪
998
00:59:30,224 --> 00:59:31,484
Go! Go! Go!
999
00:59:31,486 --> 00:59:37,360
♪♪
1000
00:59:37,362 --> 00:59:43,279
♪♪
1001
00:59:43,281 --> 00:59:44,672
[DISTANT] Claire?
1002
00:59:44,674 --> 00:59:46,282
[SPEAKING DISTANTLY
AND INAUDIBLY]
1003
00:59:46,284 --> 00:59:47,762
Claire.
1004
00:59:47,764 --> 00:59:49,067
We have to go.
1005
00:59:49,069 --> 00:59:51,896
- Okay.
- Come on.
1006
00:59:51,898 --> 00:59:56,294
[REBECCA WHISTLING]
1007
01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:06,345
Claire.
1008
01:00:06,347 --> 01:00:09,522
Claire?
1009
01:00:09,524 --> 01:00:11,916
I'm sorry.
1010
01:00:11,918 --> 01:00:13,398
We should get inside.
1011
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,007
I think the car is that way.
1012
01:00:16,009 --> 01:00:17,443
[PANTING]
1013
01:00:17,445 --> 01:00:19,578
Yeah, but she might be waiting
for us.
1014
01:00:24,409 --> 01:00:27,934
Okay, okay, okay.
1015
01:00:31,155 --> 01:00:32,547
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
1016
01:00:35,028 --> 01:00:36,334
[BEEPING]
1017
01:00:37,770 --> 01:00:39,467
[PANTING]
1018
01:00:53,307 --> 01:01:01,009
♪♪
1019
01:01:01,011 --> 01:01:08,712
♪♪
1020
01:01:08,714 --> 01:01:11,149
Do you think
she'll come back here?
1021
01:01:11,151 --> 01:01:14,370
♪♪
1022
01:01:14,372 --> 01:01:16,154
Yeah.
1023
01:01:16,156 --> 01:01:22,552
♪♪
1024
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:29,037
♪♪
1025
01:01:29,039 --> 01:01:30,910
Give me your phone.
1026
01:01:37,787 --> 01:01:40,354
Where are you going?
1027
01:01:43,705 --> 01:01:48,230
♪♪
1028
01:01:48,232 --> 01:01:50,277
Don't let anyone open this
but me.
1029
01:01:51,757 --> 01:01:53,975
- Teddy...
- Don't worry.
1030
01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:56,586
Your dad told me he'd kill me
if anything happened to you.
1031
01:01:56,588 --> 01:01:59,241
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
1032
01:01:59,243 --> 01:02:06,378
♪♪
1033
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:13,516
♪♪
1034
01:02:13,518 --> 01:02:20,653
♪♪
1035
01:02:20,655 --> 01:02:27,837
♪♪
1036
01:02:31,536 --> 01:02:38,889
♪♪
1037
01:02:38,891 --> 01:02:46,201
♪♪
1038
01:02:46,203 --> 01:02:53,556
♪♪
1039
01:02:53,558 --> 01:02:55,950
Oh, where are you?
1040
01:02:55,952 --> 01:03:04,654
♪♪
1041
01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:13,358
♪♪
1042
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,535
[BRANCH SNAPS]
1043
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:19,974
[SNAPPING CONTINUES]
1044
01:03:19,976 --> 01:03:25,544
♪♪
1045
01:03:25,546 --> 01:03:27,592
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
1046
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,160
What happened?
1047
01:03:32,162 --> 01:03:33,988
I thought I heard her.
1048
01:03:33,990 --> 01:03:35,382
[PANTING]
1049
01:03:37,863 --> 01:03:40,603
I'm not a hero.
I'm a...
1050
01:03:40,605 --> 01:03:42,650
I'm a vlogger.
1051
01:03:49,048 --> 01:03:50,397
[ALARM BLARING]
1052
01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:54,053
Okay. Okay.
1053
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:58,708
[ALARM STOPS]
1054
01:03:58,710 --> 01:03:59,970
No, no, no. Come on.
1055
01:03:59,972 --> 01:04:01,104
[ALARM BLARING]
1056
01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,934
[ALARM STOPS]
What?
1057
01:04:06,936 --> 01:04:08,718
What is wrong with this thing?
[ALARM BLARES, STOPS]
1058
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,849
Claire?
1059
01:04:09,851 --> 01:04:10,850
- [BEEPING]
- Hold on.
1060
01:04:10,852 --> 01:04:12,809
[ALARM BLARES, STOPS]
1061
01:04:12,811 --> 01:04:14,245
- Claire.
- What?
1062
01:04:14,247 --> 01:04:15,812
[ALARM BLARING]
1063
01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:16,902
She's here.
1064
01:04:18,034 --> 01:04:20,295
[ALARM STOPS]
1065
01:04:20,297 --> 01:04:27,345
♪♪
1066
01:04:27,347 --> 01:04:34,439
♪♪
1067
01:04:34,441 --> 01:04:36,269
What is she doing?
1068
01:04:37,705 --> 01:04:39,705
I don't know.
1069
01:04:39,707 --> 01:04:48,410
♪♪
1070
01:04:48,412 --> 01:04:57,071
♪♪
1071
01:04:57,073 --> 01:05:05,775
♪♪
1072
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:14,479
♪♪
1073
01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,828
[GRUNTING]
1074
01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:20,703
♪♪
1075
01:05:20,705 --> 01:05:22,226
Stop!
1076
01:05:22,228 --> 01:05:23,969
♪♪
1077
01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:33,498
♪♪
1078
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,240
Just let us go, please.
1079
01:05:36,242 --> 01:05:37,981
We aren't gonna tell anyone.
1080
01:05:37,983 --> 01:05:41,115
Do you think I'm stupid?
1081
01:05:41,117 --> 01:05:42,638
Of course you will.
1082
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,293
Think of all the hits you get.
1083
01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:47,860
I can see the thumbnail now...
1084
01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:51,690
"The Crazy Bitch Who Killed
the Crazy Bitch From Draper."
1085
01:05:51,692 --> 01:05:54,608
No. We'll delete everything.
I promise.
1086
01:05:56,132 --> 01:05:58,088
P-Please.
1087
01:05:58,090 --> 01:06:00,308
I'm sorry.
1088
01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:04,964
♪♪
1089
01:06:04,966 --> 01:06:09,665
♪♪
1090
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:10,755
Where'd she go?
1091
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,323
[PANTING]
1092
01:06:18,154 --> 01:06:19,981
We have to get out of here.
1093
01:06:22,593 --> 01:06:24,114
What are you...
1094
01:06:24,116 --> 01:06:26,856
What are you doing?
1095
01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,945
I want to see if there's
another way out of here.
1096
01:06:28,947 --> 01:06:31,208
Keep an eye on the windows.
1097
01:06:31,210 --> 01:06:34,387
Go.
I'll be right back.
1098
01:06:41,612 --> 01:06:49,574
♪♪
1099
01:06:49,576 --> 01:06:57,539
♪♪
1100
01:06:57,541 --> 01:07:05,460
♪♪
1101
01:07:05,462 --> 01:07:07,375
[SWITCH CLICKS]
1102
01:07:07,377 --> 01:07:14,164
♪♪
1103
01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:20,953
♪♪
1104
01:07:20,955 --> 01:07:27,743
♪♪
1105
01:07:27,745 --> 01:07:29,179
Holy shit.
1106
01:07:29,181 --> 01:07:34,184
♪♪
1107
01:07:34,186 --> 01:07:39,233
♪♪
1108
01:07:39,235 --> 01:07:40,277
[TONE PLAYS]
1109
01:07:40,279 --> 01:07:47,284
♪♪
1110
01:07:47,286 --> 01:07:49,591
[TONE PLAYS]
1111
01:07:49,593 --> 01:07:57,164
♪♪
1112
01:07:57,166 --> 01:08:04,823
♪♪
1113
01:08:04,825 --> 01:08:06,869
Where are you?
1114
01:08:06,871 --> 01:08:13,702
♪♪
1115
01:08:13,704 --> 01:08:20,535
♪♪
1116
01:08:20,537 --> 01:08:21,536
[TONE PLAYS]
1117
01:08:21,538 --> 01:08:22,885
Hey, Teddy.
1118
01:08:22,887 --> 01:08:28,586
♪♪
1119
01:08:28,588 --> 01:08:34,244
♪♪
1120
01:08:34,246 --> 01:08:35,639
What are you doing?
1121
01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:41,164
Silent treatment, eh?
1122
01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:45,081
Alright, that's fine.
I get it.
1123
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:50,260
Say, Ted, you want to know
what happened to Betty and Lou?
1124
01:08:50,262 --> 01:08:52,610
I really did love those two,
1125
01:08:52,612 --> 01:08:55,918
but they... they wouldn't
let me stay.
1126
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,746
I told them
I would do anything,
1127
01:08:57,748 --> 01:08:59,704
that I couldn't leave
this place, it was my home.
1128
01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:02,185
But they just wouldn't listen.
1129
01:09:02,187 --> 01:09:05,101
They left me no choice.
1130
01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:09,714
Betty and Lou
and their little cat too.
1131
01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:13,892
Look, I'm gonna be honest.
1132
01:09:13,894 --> 01:09:17,766
You two aren't making it
out of here alive.
1133
01:09:17,768 --> 01:09:24,860
♪♪
1134
01:09:24,862 --> 01:09:31,997
♪♪
1135
01:09:31,999 --> 01:09:39,135
♪♪
1136
01:09:39,137 --> 01:09:41,616
Okay. Okay.
1137
01:09:41,618 --> 01:09:48,666
♪♪
1138
01:09:48,668 --> 01:09:51,190
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1139
01:09:51,192 --> 01:09:54,106
If anyone is out there watching,
please, please help us.
1140
01:09:54,108 --> 01:09:57,980
I was almost out the door
when Lou just got angry at me.
1141
01:09:57,982 --> 01:09:59,982
He got hysterical.
1142
01:09:59,984 --> 01:10:03,072
I don't know
what happened after that.
1143
01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:04,987
It's all kind of a blur,
but [CHUCKLES]
1144
01:10:04,989 --> 01:10:07,119
I'll tell you what, Teddy,
1145
01:10:07,121 --> 01:10:11,994
I just kind of... snapped.
1146
01:10:11,996 --> 01:10:13,952
This woman, Rebecca, said that
she was the host of this place,
1147
01:10:13,954 --> 01:10:15,171
but she's not.
1148
01:10:15,173 --> 01:10:17,260
She's a... She's a...
1149
01:10:17,262 --> 01:10:19,306
She's a murderer.
1150
01:10:19,308 --> 01:10:21,569
Then do you know
what happened?
1151
01:10:21,571 --> 01:10:23,964
I had to clean up.
1152
01:10:25,052 --> 01:10:28,097
And the funniest part
of it all? [GIGGLES]
1153
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:31,013
Their stupid cat put up
more of a fight than they did.
1154
01:10:31,015 --> 01:10:32,536
[LAUGHS]
1155
01:10:32,538 --> 01:10:34,190
I don't know how much time
we have left,
1156
01:10:34,192 --> 01:10:36,975
so please just call...
call the police, call someone.
1157
01:10:36,977 --> 01:10:37,976
We... We need help.
1158
01:10:37,978 --> 01:10:39,804
[PANTING]
1159
01:10:39,806 --> 01:10:43,112
♪♪
1160
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,027
Come on, please, please, please.
1161
01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:47,246
And when it was over,
1162
01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:50,032
just when
I was almost cleaned up
1163
01:10:50,034 --> 01:10:52,382
and everything was right again,
1164
01:10:52,384 --> 01:10:55,648
just when I thought I could
get out of here scot-free...
1165
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:58,388
...you guys came.
1166
01:10:58,390 --> 01:11:00,305
[GASPS]
1167
01:11:01,567 --> 01:11:03,872
Hi, Claire.
1168
01:11:03,874 --> 01:11:06,483
[SOBS]
1169
01:11:06,485 --> 01:11:12,402
♪♪
1170
01:11:12,404 --> 01:11:14,143
[SCREAMS]
1171
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:14,970
Claire!
1172
01:11:14,972 --> 01:11:21,280
♪♪
1173
01:11:21,282 --> 01:11:24,066
It's not what it looks like.
1174
01:11:24,068 --> 01:11:25,199
Rebecca, please.
1175
01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:28,202
[GASPS]
1176
01:11:30,117 --> 01:11:32,161
[GASPING]
1177
01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:39,777
♪♪
1178
01:11:39,779 --> 01:11:47,350
♪♪
1179
01:11:47,352 --> 01:11:54,966
♪♪
1180
01:11:54,968 --> 01:11:57,275
[DOOR RATTLING]
1181
01:11:58,972 --> 01:12:00,842
Stop!
1182
01:12:00,844 --> 01:12:03,410
Stop!
1183
01:12:03,412 --> 01:12:04,848
♪♪
1184
01:12:06,415 --> 01:12:08,371
[PANTING]
1185
01:12:08,373 --> 01:12:10,636
[SOBBING SOFTLY]
1186
01:12:29,089 --> 01:12:34,615
♪♪
1187
01:12:34,617 --> 01:12:40,098
♪♪
1188
01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:41,404
[PANTING]
1189
01:12:41,406 --> 01:12:49,456
♪♪
1190
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:50,848
[PANTING]
1191
01:12:50,850 --> 01:12:56,071
♪♪
1192
01:12:56,073 --> 01:13:01,380
♪♪
1193
01:13:01,382 --> 01:13:02,860
Oh, hi, Teddy!
1194
01:13:02,862 --> 01:13:04,775
[GRUNTING]
1195
01:13:04,777 --> 01:13:10,520
♪♪
1196
01:13:10,522 --> 01:13:12,742
[GRUNTS]
1197
01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:19,268
Hey, guys! And welcome to
another episode of "Superhost."
1198
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,052
My name is BettyLou52,
1199
01:13:21,054 --> 01:13:24,012
and this episode is
the most special episode yet.
1200
01:13:24,014 --> 01:13:25,535
Be sure to like and subscribe
1201
01:13:25,537 --> 01:13:28,146
as we hunt down
your favorite host, Teddy!
1202
01:13:28,148 --> 01:13:31,672
First impressions of this place
are not good.
1203
01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,717
There is blood everywhere.
1204
01:13:33,719 --> 01:13:36,633
And I found a dead body
in the basement.
1205
01:13:36,635 --> 01:13:40,768
Absolutely zero stars!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1206
01:13:40,770 --> 01:13:47,514
♪♪
1207
01:13:47,516 --> 01:13:54,303
♪♪
1208
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,174
[SCREAMING] Teddy!
1209
01:13:56,176 --> 01:13:59,656
♪♪
1210
01:13:59,658 --> 01:14:04,531
You know you're leaving a path
of blood behind you, right?
1211
01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:06,445
Teddy!
1212
01:14:06,447 --> 01:14:09,361
Why are you running?
1213
01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:11,322
I hate running.
1214
01:14:12,932 --> 01:14:15,542
Teddy!
1215
01:14:15,544 --> 01:14:18,153
I'm gonna find you!
1216
01:14:18,155 --> 01:14:22,549
♪♪
1217
01:14:22,551 --> 01:14:24,855
[WHIMPERING]
1218
01:14:24,857 --> 01:14:29,120
♪♪
1219
01:14:29,122 --> 01:14:31,645
Teddy!
1220
01:14:31,647 --> 01:14:34,822
Theodore!
1221
01:14:34,824 --> 01:14:38,303
Theodore, darling, come back!
1222
01:14:38,305 --> 01:14:39,870
[GIGGLES]
1223
01:14:39,872 --> 01:14:48,400
♪♪
1224
01:14:48,402 --> 01:14:56,931
♪♪
1225
01:14:56,933 --> 01:15:05,461
♪♪
1226
01:15:05,463 --> 01:15:07,071
[PULLING DOOR HANDLE]
1227
01:15:07,073 --> 01:15:12,207
♪♪
1228
01:15:12,209 --> 01:15:13,861
[GROANS]
1229
01:15:13,863 --> 01:15:21,129
♪♪
1230
01:15:21,131 --> 01:15:22,434
[DOORS UNLOCK]
1231
01:15:22,436 --> 01:15:25,786
♪♪
1232
01:15:25,788 --> 01:15:29,137
[DOORS LOCK]
1233
01:15:29,139 --> 01:15:30,791
[DOORS UNLOCK AND LOCK]
1234
01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:35,012
♪♪
1235
01:15:35,014 --> 01:15:37,275
[MOANING]
1236
01:15:37,277 --> 01:15:39,669
♪♪
1237
01:15:39,671 --> 01:15:41,845
Teddy!
1238
01:15:41,847 --> 01:15:43,412
Teddy.
1239
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:45,153
[WHIMPERING]
1240
01:15:45,155 --> 01:15:48,896
♪♪
1241
01:15:48,898 --> 01:15:52,639
♪♪
1242
01:15:52,641 --> 01:15:54,162
[DOORS LOCKING AND UNLOCKING]
1243
01:15:54,164 --> 01:15:56,991
[SINGSONG] Teddy.
1244
01:15:56,993 --> 01:16:00,211
[DOORS LOCKING AND UNLOCKING]
1245
01:16:00,213 --> 01:16:02,823
Teddy!
1246
01:16:02,825 --> 01:16:05,347
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1247
01:16:05,349 --> 01:16:07,523
[DOORS LOCKING AND UNLOCKING]
1248
01:16:07,525 --> 01:16:11,005
[HORN BEEPS]
Whoop! Scared me.
1249
01:16:11,007 --> 01:16:13,747
Hey there, Ted-a-rino!
1250
01:16:13,749 --> 01:16:16,229
Huh?
What do we have here?
1251
01:16:19,276 --> 01:16:22,018
That was a close one.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1252
01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:27,806
Anything to add to my glowing
review of the house?
1253
01:16:29,895 --> 01:16:31,027
Hmm.
1254
01:16:39,383 --> 01:16:41,254
Feel a little life there, yeah.
1255
01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:46,257
Hey! No.
1256
01:16:46,259 --> 01:16:47,696
Bad.
1257
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:56,398
[SOBS, GASPS]
1258
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,356
Yes! Ah!
1259
01:16:58,358 --> 01:17:01,055
[LAUGHING] Yes, yes, I say yes!
1260
01:17:01,057 --> 01:17:02,623
[LAUGHS]
1261
01:17:04,843 --> 01:17:06,930
What do you think?
1262
01:17:06,932 --> 01:17:10,586
Shall we turn the camera,
leave people to wonder?
1263
01:17:10,588 --> 01:17:14,026
No.
Give the people what they want!
1264
01:17:20,206 --> 01:17:22,731
[WHISPERING] You were
my favorite.
1265
01:17:39,748 --> 01:17:42,574
[NORMAL VOICE] This is
BettyLou52 signing off.
1266
01:17:42,576 --> 01:17:45,101
Don't forget to like
and subscribe.
1267
01:17:47,451 --> 01:17:55,370
♪♪
1268
01:17:55,372 --> 01:18:03,291
♪♪
1269
01:18:03,293 --> 01:18:11,212
♪♪
1270
01:18:11,214 --> 01:18:19,133
♪♪
1271
01:18:19,135 --> 01:18:27,010
♪♪
1272
01:18:27,012 --> 01:18:34,931
♪♪
1273
01:18:34,933 --> 01:18:37,542
[BEEPING]
1274
01:18:37,544 --> 01:18:38,848
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
1275
01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:46,334
♪♪
1276
01:18:46,336 --> 01:18:53,863
♪♪
1277
01:18:53,865 --> 01:19:01,349
♪♪
1278
01:19:01,351 --> 01:19:08,878
♪♪
1279
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:16,407
♪♪
1280
01:19:16,409 --> 01:19:18,148
[DOOR CLOSES]
1281
01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:27,027
♪♪
1282
01:19:27,029 --> 01:19:35,905
♪♪
1283
01:19:35,907 --> 01:19:44,783
♪♪
1284
01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:46,133
[GASPING]
1285
01:19:46,135 --> 01:19:48,048
Okay.
1286
01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:50,964
Um, if...
1287
01:19:50,966 --> 01:19:52,356
If anyone out there
is watching, please...
1288
01:19:52,358 --> 01:19:53,531
please help us.
1289
01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:55,446
We've... We've been attacked,
1290
01:19:55,448 --> 01:19:57,709
and we're being
held prisoners in this house.
1291
01:19:57,711 --> 01:19:59,494
This... This woman, Rebecca,
she said that she was
1292
01:19:59,496 --> 01:20:02,236
the host of this place,
but she's not.
1293
01:20:02,238 --> 01:20:04,499
♪♪
1294
01:20:04,501 --> 01:20:05,632
She's a murderer.
1295
01:20:07,112 --> 01:20:08,459
She's a murderer.
1296
01:20:08,461 --> 01:20:10,897
[SOBBING]
[COMPUTER CHIMING]
1297
01:20:10,899 --> 01:20:12,986
S-She killed the owners,
1298
01:20:12,988 --> 01:20:16,598
and now she's... she's gonna
kill us, too.
1299
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:20,384
She's gonna kill us too.
1300
01:20:20,386 --> 01:20:21,864
And I don't... I don't...
1301
01:20:21,866 --> 01:20:23,474
I don't know
how much time we have,
1302
01:20:23,476 --> 01:20:25,259
so please, please just call
the police.
1303
01:20:25,261 --> 01:20:29,176
C-Call... Call someone, please.
J-Just help us.
1304
01:20:29,178 --> 01:20:35,182
♪♪
1305
01:20:35,184 --> 01:20:41,144
♪♪
1306
01:20:41,146 --> 01:20:44,365
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
1307
01:20:44,367 --> 01:20:46,149
What's up, guys?
My name is Teddy.
1308
01:20:46,151 --> 01:20:47,803
And I'm Claire.
1309
01:20:47,805 --> 01:20:50,893
And welcome to another episode
of "Superhost."
1310
01:20:50,895 --> 01:20:52,590
Don't forget to smash
that like button
1311
01:20:52,592 --> 01:20:53,722
and hit that little bell...
1312
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,680
So you never miss an episode.
1313
01:20:55,682 --> 01:21:04,515
♪♪
1314
01:21:04,517 --> 01:21:05,275
♪♪
1315
01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:10,278
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
1316
01:21:10,281 --> 01:21:22,272
♪♪
1317
01:21:22,274 --> 01:21:31,107
♪♪
1318
01:21:31,109 --> 01:21:39,986
♪♪
1319
01:21:39,988 --> 01:21:48,820
♪♪
1320
01:21:48,822 --> 01:21:57,699
♪♪
1321
01:21:57,701 --> 01:22:06,534
♪♪
1322
01:22:06,536 --> 01:22:15,412
♪♪
1323
01:22:15,414 --> 01:22:24,291
♪♪
1324
01:22:24,293 --> 01:22:33,126
♪♪
1325
01:22:33,128 --> 01:22:41,960
♪♪
1326
01:22:41,962 --> 01:22:50,839
♪♪
1327
01:22:50,841 --> 01:22:59,674
♪♪
1328
01:22:59,676 --> 01:23:08,596
♪♪
1329
01:23:08,598 --> 01:23:17,389
♪♪
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