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Uh, sex. Ha ha ha.
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Well, yeah, sex.
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Um...what do you say,
really, you know?
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Uh, you like a guy,
you do it with him,
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sometimes he calls.
Sometimes he doesn�t.
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Oh...hi.
-What are you doing here?
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I had a lunch break,
so I came by to say hello.
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God, your teacher
is such afox.
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He�s coming back.
He�s coming back.
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Uh, why don�twe talk
about that...later?
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And I just want to say
that the burning sensation...
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is totally normal.
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Um, sex is really fun.
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When you�re old enough,
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which none of you are.
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Trust me, I should know.
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�Cause when you lose it
to some guy named Junior--
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with bad breath
in the back of a van...
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at a Guns �N� Roses concert...
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you�ll wish you listened
to your mother when she said,
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"Nobody�s gonna wanna buy
the whole ice cream truck...
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when you�re handing out
the popsicles for free."
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Ahh!
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Any questions?
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Oh, I know it�s hard...
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I mean difficult, difficult,
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but safe sex
is really important.
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OK, so just imagine
that the bananas...
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are the real thing.
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In a land called
Every Man�s Fantasy.
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God, I can�t do this.
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That�s because we don�t
have sex with bananas.
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OK, wait a second.
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Do you really think she
hooked up with our Rob?
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I mean,
they�re so different.
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Well, sometimes
opposites attract.
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You know what, though?
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I feel like I�m really
ready to do it.
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You know, like, have sex
for the first time.
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It�s a big deal.
-I know.
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Just make sure you�ve
found the right person.
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You know, Ad�lie penguins,
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they spend their whole lives...
44
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looking for that
one other penguin,
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and when they meet them,
they know,
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and they spend the rest
of their lives together.
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But I�m not a penguin.
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Oh, it�s an analogy.
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Excuse me.
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I have to go die now.
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Hey, kids, Cindy here.
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Bad news about the prom.
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East Glen East is gonna
do Millennium, too.
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What?!
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Calm down. Calm down.
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Calm down! Sit!
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OK, let�s focus, all right?
It�s--it�s prom theme.
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All we need is a new idea.
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Um, how about Under the Sea?
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, please.
-Been done.
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How--how about
the eighties?
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What do you think
we are, amateurs?
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All right. All right.
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Josie.
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That�s not a theme.
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Thankyou. Uh, no...
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OK, Josie will have the answer.
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Uh, h-how--how--how about
Meantfor Each Other:
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Famous Couples
Throughout History.
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Absolutely. Absolutely!
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we love it.
-That was so brilliant.
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Here, try these.
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Gus, listen,
it is a great story.
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They keep the tags on...
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and then they return the clothes
afterthey�ve worn them.
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Gus?
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Hi.
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Hi.
-What�s up?
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I was just looking
at this cardigan.
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Isn�t it cool?
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Oh, my God. Like,
there goes another lemming.
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Good play! Good play!
-Go, Rob!
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Go, sexy boys.
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You guys, victory dance.
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Kegger party
tonight at my house.
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Yeah!
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Hey, that was a great play, Rob.
Great play.
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You know, you may be just
what South Glen needs...
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to win state this year.
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Will I get to play in
the championship game?
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Play in? You�re gonna start!
Short stop, and listen,
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I don�twant to put
extra pressure on you,
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but there�s going to be some pro
scouts out there looking.
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Thanks, Coach Romano.
-You�re welcome.
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Just glad to be part
of a team again.
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Josie, you�ve totally
transitioned.
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Transitioned?
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Yeah, you crossed over...
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Into our group.
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It�s so hard to do.
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People try all through school
to transition,
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and never make it.
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Wannabes.
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Guy is totally crunching on you.
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Do I want to be crunched?
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By Guy?
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Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
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Hi.
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Splendiferous?
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Totally.
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I�m not going
to her again.
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She calls it a pedicure?
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She wants me.
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Bye. Out.
Good night. Bye.
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Ms. Haskell is gone
and forgotten. Next...
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sack races
at the company picnic.
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Yes or no?
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Sorry I�m late.
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I love that top.
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Thank you. The horse shoes.
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It�s all about
horse shoes.
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Excuse me?
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I�m trying to get
to a tennis game.
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Could you please tell me,
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what is the status
of your story, Ms. Geller?
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Oh, uh, great.
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Totally rufus.
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Is this something
I possibly could see?
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I--I have some notes.
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I don�t need your notes.
I need your story.
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Though I must speak
for all of us here,
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I have seen your tapes.
Compelling stuff.
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But I want the story
in two weeks.
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Two weeks, Ms. Geller,
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or I�ll "rufus" you
right outta here.
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I think you�re going
to be a great reporter,
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but if you aren�t,
you and Gus are fired.
139
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Next order of business.
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Yes or no?
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Hello, you guys.
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Hi, guys.
-I�m Rob�s prom date.
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Really?
-Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Wow!
145
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Yeah...yeah...
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She�s 16 years old, Rob.
-l know. And a gymnast.
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Rob, it�s completely
and totally illegal.
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I�ll tell you why, for
the following reasons--
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Hi.
-Hi.
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Uh...
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I gotta talk to you.
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I need some air.
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I�ll see you around
the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson.
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Hey, Rob?
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What do you want to be
when you grow up?
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Ball player.
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Yeah, I know, but, I mean,
what if you don�t make it?
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I mean, you don�t want
to be working...
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at the mail place for
the rest of your life.
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Uh, it�s OK for an
after-school job, but...
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"Hi, I�m Rob and I run
the Tiki Post"?
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Totally lame.
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Is this like a lemon meringue
pie color or something?
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It�s--it�s, uh...
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Oh, you know what?
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Maybe we should go
into another room.
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Uh, I�ve checked each and
every one of these rooms.
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There�s, I mean,
serious couples in there.
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This is fine. This is fine.
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Someone�s gettin� hooked up.
-Yeah, baby.
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Wow. Rob�s sister is a loser.
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Um, please come here.
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I need to talk to you
about something.
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It�s a comfy bed.
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OK.
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Yeah, it�s nice.
It�s nice.
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Uh...
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I know that you�ve
probably already heard...
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that I want to ask you
to prom, but, uh...
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there�s something different
about it asking in person.
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I know that we didn�t
hit it off in the beginning.
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And, uh, I--I really--
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Yes.
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Yes.
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It�s rufus.
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Uh...
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Where do I pick you up?
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How do we arrange this?
What do I do?
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Uh, we can meet here at Rob�s,
190
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and we can all share
a limousine together.
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Thank you.
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H-h-have a good evening.
193
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And--and thank you.
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Hey, Josie. Hey, Rob.
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Lookin� good, guys.
196
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Josie, Robster,
rufus kegger.
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You were wasted.
198
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It�s so unbelievable.
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I waited my whole life
to fit in,
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and I finally
feel like I do.
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You do.
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00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,949
Hey, Rob. Hi, Josie.
203
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Who did Archie date,
Betty or Veronica?
204
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Yeah, both.
-See?
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I always liked Betty better.
206
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Really?
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Betty was so fun
and spunky.
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I mean, Veronica
had the great legs.
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She was too moody.
210
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Very high maintenance.
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You can�t refuse to sell me
a ticket to prom!
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Listen, Alpo,
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we can do whatever
we want to.
214
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Oh, I see. You can�t
count change?
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My God, I�ll like make
it easy, OK?
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Here�s the money.
I�m taking the ticket.
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Oh, my God!
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She was mocking us.
219
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Did you see that?
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We got ta make her dog food.
Seriously.
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She is going down.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
223
00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:03,011
I got you a meeting
with the admissions guy...
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from Dartmouth.
225
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Dartmouth?
226
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But, um...
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I wasn�t going to go
to college.
228
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No, no.
I pulled some strings.
229
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And I got them to look
at your writing,
230
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and, he agreed
to meet with you.
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You believe in me that much?
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Of course I do, Josie.
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You owe it to yourself,
to your writing,
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to go to college.
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You are a great writer.
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You just have to find
your story.
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He is your story.
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You�re crazy. No.
239
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No!
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No.
241
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What do you mean no?
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He�s got it all--
sex, intrigue,
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immorality in
the education system.
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He�s my teacher.
245
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Yeah, that�s the best part.
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"Student-teacher Relations:
How Close is Too Close?"
247
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Josie, we�re gonna
blow the lid off it.
248
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There is no lid.
249
00:13:53,146 --> 00:13:56,142
There�s nothing
going on between Sa--
250
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Mr. Coulson and me.
-Who are you kidding?
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Everyone in this office is here
every day, watching you two.
252
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It�s like the goddamn
Young and the Restless.
253
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Rigfort is salivating over it.
254
00:14:04,893 --> 00:14:06,313
You pitched this
to Rigfort?
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00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:09,693
Josie, this isn�t a joke.
256
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,842
You heard Rigfort.
Both our asses are on the line.
257
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Now, this is the story.
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Call me when you�ve got it.
259
00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:38,369
Josie, you look so...
260
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,172
Rufus?
261
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,054
Yes, exactly.
262
00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:43,052
Major rufus.
263
00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:45,317
What are you supposed to be?
264
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:46,814
Duh.
265
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:51,806
Tom Cruise. Risky Business.
266
00:14:53,915 --> 00:14:55,990
That�s nice.
267
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:02,015
Thank you for everything, Rob.
268
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:05,049
It�s all really happening,
269
00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:06,546
and I know it�s because of you.
270
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,566
My wallet.
271
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,025
Where are you gonna put it?
272
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:45,779
Come on, beautiful.
273
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,200
Let�s go.
274
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:01,711
Hey, how you doing?
275
00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:04,130
Hello! If you
don�t hurry,
276
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,547
we�re gonna miss
the whole thing.
277
00:16:06,547 --> 00:16:07,891
Yeah, we�ll talk.
278
00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:14,801
Oh, my God.
279
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,412
You totally ripped off
my Malibu Barbie idea.
280
00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:19,599
Uh-uh. I�m Disco Barbie.
281
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,098
And I�m Evening Gown Barbie.
282
00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:22,978
Hey...
283
00:16:22,978 --> 00:16:26,432
Josie darling,
you look rufus.
284
00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,968
Who are you guys?
285
00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:29,543
Wait, wait, wait.
Don�t tell me.
286
00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:30,501
You�re Medieval Barbie?
287
00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:31,462
Get over it.
288
00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:33,918
We�re Rosalind and Orlando.
289
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,605
Shakespeare?
290
00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:39,984
Look, I get to have a sword.
291
00:16:40,022 --> 00:16:44,130
Oh, my God!
-That is so awesome!
292
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,510
It�s so big.
I want a sword.
293
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,153
All right,
look at this place.
294
00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:53,190
Yeah.
295
00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,875
Come on, let�s dance.
I�m Tom Cruise.
296
00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:01,711
Hi. How are you?
297
00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:07,932
This is the most beautiful prom
I�ve ever been to.
298
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:11,271
Work, work, work.
Work it. Merk, Merk.
299
00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:17,375
Thanks.
300
00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,872
I guess I know...
301
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,752
Kristin, what are you doing?
302
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,364
Practicing my surprise face
for when they name prom court.
303
00:17:23,402 --> 00:17:24,439
Ohh.
304
00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:27,816
Oh, sorry. There�s
no room at this table.
305
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:31,311
It�s just too bad for them.
306
00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,229
Heh heh heh heh.
307
00:17:33,268 --> 00:17:34,573
Oh, wait. I forgot.
308
00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:37,606
A little surprise for ya.
309
00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:38,834
Did I miss the crowning?
310
00:17:38,873 --> 00:17:40,561
No, but I�m closing
the pool in 5 minutes.
311
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,944
Josie�s odds
are 3 to 1.
312
00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:42,903
2 to 1 for
the prom court.
313
00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:45,207
Even money that that kid
pokes himself with the sword...
314
00:17:45,246 --> 00:17:46,167
by the end of the evening.
315
00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:53,383
The time is now
to start the show...
316
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,375
OK, maybe we should
sit down.
317
00:17:57,414 --> 00:17:58,336
OK.
318
00:17:58,374 --> 00:17:59,295
OK.
319
00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:01,215
Whoa.
320
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,176
No.
321
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,672
Are you having fun yet?
322
00:18:03,711 --> 00:18:05,552
Uh, yeah.
323
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,743
Definitely.
324
00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:08,548
Guess what.
-What?
325
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:11,849
Gibby gave me champagne.
-That�s nice.
326
00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:15,073
Rob...
327
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,647
I�ve been thinking.
328
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,564
And I think...
329
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,331
I mean, I know...
330
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:23,865
You�re the one.
331
00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:26,552
Oh. Heh heh.
332
00:18:26,591 --> 00:18:28,472
My penguin.
333
00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,775
I want you to be my first.
334
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,500
Once the floor stops spinning,
-Oh, God.
335
00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:35,036
Let�s have sex.
336
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,339
You�re gonna hurtyourself.
Putthat down.
337
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:42,177
All right. Um...
338
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,746
Tell you what, Tracy.
-What?
339
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,318
I�m flattered...
340
00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:50,238
But, um...
341
00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:53,385
I�d say I�m gonna go
get some more punch,
342
00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:56,534
and then we�ll go
on the dance floor and boogie.
343
00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:58,491
That�s good.
344
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,064
No. Oh...
345
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:02,407
Help. I�m stuck.
346
00:19:02,446 --> 00:19:03,405
Brett.
347
00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:18,145
You guys, what is the one thing
that could ruin my senior prom?
348
00:19:18,184 --> 00:19:20,219
Heh. That you would trip
on your Barbie heels,
349
00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:21,487
and I�d be named prom queen?
350
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:25,594
Did I just say that out loud?
351
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,222
So, who are you supposed to be
other than freaks?
352
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,182
Yeah.
353
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,753
We�re DNA.
Double helix.
354
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,443
Oh, but I guess you�d
actually know that...
355
00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:45,364
if you�d passed Bio.
356
00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:48,013
No, no, no.
357
00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:50,430
Don�t touch the hydrogen.
It�s rented.
358
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:51,392
Here we go,
ladies and gentlemen.
359
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:56,535
Give it upfor
Mr. Coulson and Ms. Knox.
360
00:19:57,494 --> 00:20:00,335
OK, OK. Enough.
361
00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,985
Well, our 1999 prom court.
362
00:20:03,023 --> 00:20:05,211
And the princesses are...
363
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,052
Miss Kristin Davis...
364
00:20:10,624 --> 00:20:13,695
Miss Kirsten Liosis
and Miss Gibby Zerefski.
365
00:20:18,378 --> 00:20:20,490
And the princes are...
366
00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:22,755
Mr. Thomas Salomme...
367
00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:27,283
Mr. Jason Way...
368
00:20:27,322 --> 00:20:29,243
And Mr. Rob...
369
00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:30,510
Mr. Rob...
370
00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:33,197
Mr. Rob! Yeah!
371
00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:34,464
Mr. Rob!
372
00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:37,074
That�s me!
373
00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:40,183
Yeah!
374
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,527
All right!
375
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,859
Next up,
South Glen�s prom king--
376
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:50,779
Guy Perkins.
377
00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,339
Very nice.
378
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:01,335
And this year�s prom queen--
379
00:21:03,102 --> 00:21:04,790
ladies and gentlemen...
380
00:21:08,630 --> 00:21:10,050
Josie Geller.
381
00:21:12,007 --> 00:21:13,927
Yeah!
382
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,532
Yeah!
383
00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:43,870
I knew you could do it, girl.
384
00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:50,011
Yeah!
385
00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,817
And as is custom...
386
00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:52,930
the king and the queen...
387
00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:54,925
will now have their first dance.
388
00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:19,457
I never made it
to my prom.
389
00:22:19,495 --> 00:22:20,454
Really?
390
00:22:21,452 --> 00:22:23,296
I only made it to
the parking lot.
391
00:22:27,787 --> 00:22:30,320
Tell me what you�re thinking.
392
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,316
I was thinking
about Shakespeare.
393
00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:36,462
How he described
a night like this.
394
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,378
"Look how the floor of heaven...
395
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:44,064
is thick inlaid with
pateens of bright gold."
396
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,906
What are you thinking about?
397
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,743
My sword.
398
00:22:52,508 --> 00:22:53,967
Oh. Heh heh.
399
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,227
Josie, you rock my world.
400
00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:03,067
You�re like the most amazing
girl that I�ve ever...dated.
401
00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:09,323
You�re so fun to be with.
You�re smart. You�re...
402
00:23:09,361 --> 00:23:10,782
crazy.
403
00:23:10,782 --> 00:23:11,780
You are...
404
00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:14,890
You rock my world.
405
00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:16,233
Heh.
406
00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:20,187
You said that already.
-Yeah.
407
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,210
Is this chocolate? OK.
408
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,279
Hey.
-Hi.
409
00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:57,541
Wow. Josie, you make
a really beautiful prom queen.
410
00:23:57,579 --> 00:23:59,191
Really?
411
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,418
Thanks. So do you.
412
00:24:01,455 --> 00:24:04,028
Heh. You know, I always feel
like kind of a goofball...
413
00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:05,141
in these penguin suits,
414
00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:06,868
like I�m at my own wedding
or something.
415
00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:11,936
Do you wanna--
do you wanna...
416
00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,696
OK.
417
00:24:18,539 --> 00:24:19,882
Hello.
418
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,570
Aldys, I figured
since it�s prom,
419
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:25,256
let�s put all
the shit behind us,
420
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,789
and I would love nothing more
than to dance with you.
421
00:24:32,858 --> 00:24:34,661
All right.
422
00:24:34,701 --> 00:24:36,121
That�s, of course,
423
00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:38,731
if it�s OK with the rest
of the double helix.
424
00:24:38,731 --> 00:24:40,996
Yes? OK?
425
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:57,580
Haven�t had a dream
in a long time
426
00:24:58,809 --> 00:25:01,150
See the life I�ve had to make...
427
00:25:01,189 --> 00:25:02,609
You know what�s funny?
428
00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:05,259
Proms always make me
a little sad.
429
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:06,371
They�re so final.
430
00:25:06,448 --> 00:25:07,676
You know, graduation,
431
00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:09,750
everyone scattering, moving on.
432
00:25:11,017 --> 00:25:13,050
Is your girlfriend here?
433
00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:16,813
No, no. I�m alone.
434
00:25:17,773 --> 00:25:21,535
Infact, we broke up
last week.
435
00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:23,454
Really?
436
00:25:23,492 --> 00:25:25,718
That�s funny
because, you know,
437
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,406
actually, prom comes
from "promenade,"
438
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,326
And you can�t promenade
alone, can you?
439
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,935
You�re amazing,
Josie Geller.
440
00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:56,008
Oh, oh. Come here.
-Come on.
441
00:25:56,045 --> 00:25:57,236
Come on.
442
00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:05,414
Have you thought about
Dartmouth anymore?
443
00:26:07,448 --> 00:26:08,906
Yes.
444
00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:12,592
And, um...
445
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,857
There�s something that
I want to tell you.
446
00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:21,844
Tell him what?!
447
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,224
No, no, no, not now.
Not now!
448
00:26:27,257 --> 00:26:28,676
There�s...
449
00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,019
There�s something
I want to tell you, too.
450
00:27:08,562 --> 00:27:09,484
No!
451
00:27:09,521 --> 00:27:10,483
No!
452
00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:21,347
I knew it.
453
00:27:21,385 --> 00:27:22,883
You are a loser!
454
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,608
You ruined everything.
455
00:27:24,608 --> 00:27:27,488
You so do not deserve
to be prom queen!
456
00:27:28,831 --> 00:27:30,405
Let me tell you something.
457
00:27:30,444 --> 00:27:31,865
I don�t care...
458
00:27:31,865 --> 00:27:34,705
about being
your stupid prom queen.
459
00:27:34,743 --> 00:27:37,122
I�m 25 years old!
460
00:27:37,161 --> 00:27:38,390
I�m an undercover reporter...
461
00:27:38,428 --> 00:27:40,080
for the Chicago Sun-Times.
462
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,228
And I have been
beating my brains out...
463
00:27:43,267 --> 00:27:45,762
trying to impress you people.
464
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,065
Let me tell you
something, Gibby,
465
00:27:48,103 --> 00:27:50,559
Kirsten, Kristin,
466
00:27:50,598 --> 00:27:52,096
you will spend your lives...
467
00:27:52,134 --> 00:27:54,207
trying to figure out
how to keep others down...
468
00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:56,933
because it makes you
feel more important.
469
00:27:56,972 --> 00:27:59,043
Why her?
470
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,963
Let me tell you something...
471
00:28:01,002 --> 00:28:01,924
about this girl.
472
00:28:01,962 --> 00:28:04,341
She is unbelievable.
473
00:28:04,379 --> 00:28:06,991
I was new here,
and she befriended me,
474
00:28:07,107 --> 00:28:08,296
no questions asked.
475
00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:11,058
But you,
you were only my friend...
476
00:28:11,097 --> 00:28:14,130
after my brother Rob...
477
00:28:14,168 --> 00:28:15,591
posed as a student...
478
00:28:15,629 --> 00:28:18,661
and told you to like me.
479
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,657
Robbie Rob? Ew.
480
00:28:20,696 --> 00:28:22,154
All of you people--
481
00:28:22,194 --> 00:28:24,380
there is a big world out there,
482
00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:26,223
bigger than prom,
483
00:28:26,223 --> 00:28:27,797
bigger than high school,
484
00:28:27,835 --> 00:28:32,366
and it won�t matter
if you were the prom queen...
485
00:28:32,404 --> 00:28:36,050
or the...the quarterback
of the football team...
486
00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:42,385
or...the biggest nerd in school.
487
00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,151
Find out who you are...
488
00:28:44,151 --> 00:28:47,644
and try not to be afraid of it.
489
00:28:47,683 --> 00:28:50,253
E-excuse me.
490
00:28:57,933 --> 00:28:59,698
Whoo!
491
00:28:59,736 --> 00:29:02,462
Whoo! Yeah!
492
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,421
That was just like Carrie.
493
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:06,761
I thought she was gonna
kill us all.
494
00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:11,099
All right, you guys.
Go Rams.
495
00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:12,904
Well, all right.
496
00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:15,091
Can somebody take
the Alpo girls outside...
497
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:16,359
and hose �em off?
498
00:29:16,435 --> 00:29:20,043
South Glen class of 1999,
499
00:29:20,081 --> 00:29:23,345
are you ready to party?!
500
00:29:30,332 --> 00:29:33,135
Hello. We lost the feed.
Gus is going nuts.
501
00:29:33,135 --> 00:29:34,325
He�s calling
every five minutes.
502
00:29:34,363 --> 00:29:35,783
Did you get the story?
503
00:29:35,823 --> 00:29:36,819
No.
504
00:29:36,819 --> 00:29:39,354
Please tell me you got
something on Coulson.
505
00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:40,735
No.
506
00:29:49,374 --> 00:29:51,485
I�m just gonna go.
507
00:30:01,504 --> 00:30:02,963
So...
508
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,573
Surprise.
509
00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:09,220
S-surprise, you were
doing a story on me?
510
00:30:09,258 --> 00:30:12,099
No, I couldn�t. I mean...
511
00:30:12,138 --> 00:30:14,940
Surprise, I was hoping...
512
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,550
What? What, you were
hoping what? What?
513
00:30:17,588 --> 00:30:18,626
That--that I�d be happy?
514
00:30:18,664 --> 00:30:21,504
Why? Because itturns out I was
allowed to be attracted to you?
515
00:30:21,581 --> 00:30:23,233
You were
attracted to me?
516
00:30:23,271 --> 00:30:26,035
God damn it, Josie,
you set me upfor a story.
517
00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,532
No, I--I--
518
00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:30,066
Just--just dropthe act.
519
00:30:30,103 --> 00:30:31,294
OK?
520
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,943
I mean, every word
out of your mouth...
521
00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:35,363
has been a complete lie.
522
00:30:36,591 --> 00:30:38,358
I don�t know you at all.
523
00:30:38,396 --> 00:30:41,198
Look, if we could just spend
some time together,
524
00:30:41,198 --> 00:30:43,733
you could get
to know me again.
525
00:30:49,221 --> 00:30:51,140
Wait. Please don�t walk away.
526
00:30:53,829 --> 00:30:56,285
I just can�t look at you
the same way.
527
00:31:13,637 --> 00:31:15,287
Rob.
528
00:31:16,247 --> 00:31:17,744
Hey, Josie.
529
00:31:17,782 --> 00:31:20,508
Came by to check on you.
I was worried about you.
530
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,274
Really?
531
00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,157
No.
532
00:31:23,195 --> 00:31:25,039
Not really.
533
00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:28,608
Not really, Josie.
534
00:31:28,608 --> 00:31:30,642
How could you do this to me?
535
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,947
I helped you. I got you
everything you wanted.
536
00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:34,483
And how do you repay me?
537
00:31:34,521 --> 00:31:35,903
You blow everything...
538
00:31:35,941 --> 00:31:37,707
two days before
the championship.
539
00:31:37,746 --> 00:31:39,741
I wasn�t even thinking.
540
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,816
No, you weren�t.
541
00:31:42,198 --> 00:31:45,269
Did it ever occur to you that
the only time I�ve been happy...
542
00:31:45,307 --> 00:31:47,727
in the past five years
is when I�m playing ball,
543
00:31:47,803 --> 00:31:49,261
when I�m part of a team?
544
00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:52,371
Josie, it�s not even
about playing.
545
00:31:52,409 --> 00:31:54,213
I taught those guys things,
546
00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:55,173
I helped them.
547
00:31:55,173 --> 00:31:56,518
My life had meaning.
548
00:31:56,556 --> 00:31:58,436
I...
549
00:31:58,474 --> 00:32:00,931
Justforget about it.
It�s over.
550
00:32:00,931 --> 00:32:03,965
Back to the Tiki Post.
Totally lame.
551
00:32:04,963 --> 00:32:07,342
Josie Geller
blows her cover.
552
00:32:07,381 --> 00:32:09,185
And we were scooped.
553
00:32:10,337 --> 00:32:11,794
We�ve got nothing.
554
00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:14,136
Zippo.
555
00:32:14,174 --> 00:32:18,053
Josie, you totally and
completely screwed both of us.
556
00:32:18,092 --> 00:32:22,083
Maybe--maybe I could
talk to Rigfort,
557
00:32:22,161 --> 00:32:24,080
tell him the whole story.
558
00:32:24,156 --> 00:32:26,997
You know, I�ll tell you
a story, OK?
559
00:32:27,035 --> 00:32:29,916
It�s about
this shy copy editor...
560
00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:33,408
who makes a total mockery
of herself and her boss...
561
00:32:33,447 --> 00:32:35,405
when she completely botches...
562
00:32:35,481 --> 00:32:37,824
her first assignment as
a reporter.
563
00:32:41,355 --> 00:32:44,310
We are not...screwed.
564
00:32:44,348 --> 00:32:46,230
Yes, I made a mistake.
565
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:49,033
But we will have a story, OK?
566
00:32:49,071 --> 00:32:53,332
You will have an amazing story.
567
00:32:59,282 --> 00:33:00,358
Please.
568
00:33:02,123 --> 00:33:04,350
Oh, please. Oh, please.
569
00:33:16,826 --> 00:33:18,746
Excuse me, gentlemen.
570
00:33:18,784 --> 00:33:22,393
I suggest you cover up
what you don�t want seen.
571
00:33:22,431 --> 00:33:24,198
Thank you.
572
00:33:29,571 --> 00:33:31,569
Coach Romano?
-Yeah.
573
00:33:31,606 --> 00:33:33,679
I�m Josie Geller from
the Chicago Sun-Times,
574
00:33:33,756 --> 00:33:35,713
and I have a favor
to ask you.
575
00:33:35,751 --> 00:33:38,477
Do you know the
sports guy--Jim Lankin?
576
00:33:38,515 --> 00:33:39,859
Sure. Everybody knows Big Jim.
577
00:33:39,897 --> 00:33:41,779
They try to get him to come out
and watch all their games. Why?
578
00:33:41,817 --> 00:33:43,890
Well, what if I told you...
579
00:33:43,928 --> 00:33:46,118
that I can guarantee you
that Big Jim...
580
00:33:46,118 --> 00:33:47,691
and every other reporter
in the area...
581
00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:49,495
would cover your game?
582
00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:52,374
Well, I�d say you could have
whatever you wanted, young lady.
583
00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:57,173
Someone once told me...
584
00:33:57,250 --> 00:34:00,167
that to write well,
you have to write what you know.
585
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,125
This is what I know--
586
00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:04,237
I�m 25 years old,
587
00:34:04,313 --> 00:34:06,732
and I have never really
kissed a guy.
588
00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:10,801
A geek to the core, most of
my childhood years were spent...
589
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,681
doing extra homework I requested
from the teacher.
590
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,597
High school was more
of the same.
591
00:34:16,674 --> 00:34:18,133
Then, at 17,
592
00:34:18,133 --> 00:34:20,897
it seemed as if my luck
was aboutto change.
593
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:23,776
The cutest guy asked me
to the senior prom,
594
00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:27,002
but it turned out he invited
me as a cruel joke,
595
00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:29,112
and I have never
fully recovered.
596
00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:32,874
Yes, it is embarrassing
to share this with the world,
597
00:34:32,913 --> 00:34:34,717
but it would
be hard to explain...
598
00:34:34,755 --> 00:34:36,829
what I learned
and how I learned it...
599
00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,478
without sharing this
humiliating history.
600
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:44,199
I received an assignment,
my first as a reporter,
601
00:34:44,238 --> 00:34:49,536
to go back to high school
and find out about kids today.
602
00:34:49,574 --> 00:34:52,106
What I ended up finding
was myself...
603
00:34:52,145 --> 00:34:54,948
and that high school
hasn�t changed.
604
00:34:55,908 --> 00:34:59,286
There�s still that one teacher
who marches to her own drummer.
605
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:02,126
Those girls are still there,
606
00:35:02,165 --> 00:35:04,660
the ones that,
even as you grow up,
607
00:35:04,737 --> 00:35:06,504
will remain
the most beautiful girls...
608
00:35:06,542 --> 00:35:08,231
you have ever seen close up.
609
00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:11,494
The smart kids,
610
00:35:11,532 --> 00:35:13,911
who everyone else knew
as "the brains,"
611
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:16,676
but I just knew them
as my soul mates,
612
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,480
my teachers,
613
00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:19,901
my friends.
614
00:35:21,935 --> 00:35:24,277
And there�s still
that one guy...
615
00:35:24,277 --> 00:35:26,426
with his mysterious
confidence...
616
00:35:26,465 --> 00:35:28,692
who seems so perfect
in every way.
617
00:35:29,613 --> 00:35:33,376
The guy you get up and go to
school for in the morning.
618
00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:36,139
South Glen would not have been
the same without him.
619
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,287
High school would not have
been the same without him.
620
00:35:40,594 --> 00:35:43,164
I would not have been
the same without him.
621
00:35:46,465 --> 00:35:48,502
I lived a lifetime of regret...
622
00:35:48,577 --> 00:35:50,882
after my first
high school experience.
623
00:35:50,919 --> 00:35:54,795
And now, after my second,
my regrets are down to one.
624
00:35:55,794 --> 00:35:59,556
A certain teacher was hurt
on my path to self-discovery,
625
00:35:59,634 --> 00:36:03,088
and although this article
may serve as a step,
626
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,929
it in no way makes up
for what I did to him.
627
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,386
To this man...
628
00:36:08,425 --> 00:36:09,960
You know who you are...
629
00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,069
I am so sorry.
630
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,293
And I would like to add
one more thing...
631
00:36:17,369 --> 00:36:20,248
Movers!
Hang on a second.
632
00:36:20,324 --> 00:36:23,011
I think I am in love with you.
633
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,238
And so I propose this--
634
00:36:25,276 --> 00:36:28,041
as an ending to this article
and perhaps a beginning...
635
00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:29,959
to the next chapter
of my life,
636
00:36:30,036 --> 00:36:31,533
I, Josie Geller,
637
00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:34,376
will be at the state
championship baseball game,
638
00:36:34,414 --> 00:36:36,371
where myfriends,
the South Glen Rams,
639
00:36:36,448 --> 00:36:37,906
are playing for the title.
640
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,979
I will stand on
the pitcher�s mound
641
00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:42,936
for five minutes prior
to the first pitch.
642
00:36:43,013 --> 00:36:45,931
If this man
accepts my apology,
643
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,732
I ask him to come kiss me...
644
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:51,227
for my first real kiss.
645
00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:58,866
Thank you all for coming.
646
00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:00,557
Josie.
647
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:03,321
Oh, my God. There are
so many people here.
648
00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:04,857
It�s great, Josie.
649
00:37:04,934 --> 00:37:06,276
They�re behind you.
650
00:37:06,314 --> 00:37:07,351
They feel like they know you.
651
00:37:07,389 --> 00:37:09,117
It�s romantic
what you�re doing,
652
00:37:09,155 --> 00:37:10,384
and they want
to be a part of it.
653
00:37:10,422 --> 00:37:12,957
Well, I�m glad
that you guys are.
654
00:37:16,795 --> 00:37:17,908
Oh, Anita.
655
00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:21,478
Sweet Jesus, Geller.
I had no idea...
656
00:37:21,516 --> 00:37:23,283
there�d be this many
TV crews here.
657
00:37:23,322 --> 00:37:24,857
You have held up your
end of this bargain.
658
00:37:24,934 --> 00:37:26,508
I want you to get out
there and get him.
659
00:37:28,273 --> 00:37:29,963
Josie...
660
00:37:29,963 --> 00:37:30,922
Josie...
661
00:37:30,922 --> 00:37:32,035
Josie...
662
00:37:32,112 --> 00:37:33,340
Josie...
663
00:37:36,526 --> 00:37:38,523
Yay, Josie!
664
00:37:50,884 --> 00:37:52,957
Josie!
665
00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:54,415
We love you!
666
00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:56,795
Thankyou.
667
00:37:58,139 --> 00:38:01,787
Um, may I have five minutes
on the clock, please?
668
00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:17,219
Wieners. I got hotwieners.
669
00:38:17,257 --> 00:38:19,023
Hiya, Mr. Rigfort.
670
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,173
Get in your own row!
671
00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:23,284
Gotwieners here.
672
00:38:23,322 --> 00:38:24,935
Thank you.
673
00:38:27,852 --> 00:38:29,541
Have a wiener.
674
00:38:29,579 --> 00:38:31,615
Ahh...I love this.
675
00:38:31,653 --> 00:38:35,376
Sun-Times readers
out here en masse,
676
00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:39,100
relating personally
to one of our reporters.
677
00:38:39,138 --> 00:38:41,557
It�s amazing, isn�t it?
678
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,694
That is so wrong.
679
00:40:43,403 --> 00:40:44,363
Hey.
680
00:41:16,686 --> 00:41:19,451
Well, it�s been
building up inside of me
681
00:41:19,451 --> 00:41:24,018
For, oh, I don�t know
how long
682
00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:26,898
I don�t know why,
but I keep thinking
683
00:41:26,936 --> 00:41:31,121
Something�s bound
to go wrong
684
00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:34,691
But she looks
in my eyes
685
00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:37,647
And makes me realize
686
00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:39,105
And she says
687
00:41:39,145 --> 00:41:40,064
Don�tworry, baby
688
00:41:41,216 --> 00:41:42,023
Don�tworry, baby
689
00:41:42,176 --> 00:41:44,519
Don�tworry, baby
690
00:41:44,633 --> 00:41:46,515
Everything will
turn out all right
691
00:41:46,553 --> 00:41:48,394
Don�tworry, baby
692
00:41:48,394 --> 00:41:50,238
Don�tworry,
baby
693
00:41:50,277 --> 00:41:51,198
Don�tworry, baby
694
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,072
Sorry I�m late.
695
00:41:58,607 --> 00:42:01,410
It took meforever
to get here.
696
00:42:05,210 --> 00:42:07,282
I know what you mean.
697
00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,561
All right.
698
00:42:44,712 --> 00:42:45,633
That a girl.
699
00:42:46,592 --> 00:42:47,974
All right,
let�s play ball, kids!
700
00:42:48,013 --> 00:42:48,934
Yeah.
-Come on!
701
00:45:48,441 --> 00:45:51,205
Monday mornin�
came too soon
702
00:45:52,241 --> 00:45:56,618
I think about you now,
layin� in my room
703
00:45:56,656 --> 00:46:01,070
Hearin� everything
you said
704
00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:05,370
I play it back
a hundred times in my head
705
00:46:05,446 --> 00:46:09,247
But then I slip
into a dream
706
00:46:09,286 --> 00:46:13,239
Feeling inside,
that�s 10 stories high
707
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,311
Never knew what love was
708
00:46:16,387 --> 00:46:17,771
Until you loved me
709
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:20,648
Never knew what love was
710
00:46:20,688 --> 00:46:21,993
Oh, yeah
711
00:46:22,031 --> 00:46:25,716
�Cause it feels
so good sometimes
712
00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:30,399
Don�tyou know that
iffeels so bad sometimes
713
00:46:30,437 --> 00:46:32,933
The way you love me, love me
714
00:46:33,010 --> 00:46:37,310
La-la-la-love the way
you love me, love me
715
00:46:37,348 --> 00:46:43,490
Oh....yeah
716
00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:52,358
Ooh, aaah
717
00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:56,925
Yeah, yeah
718
00:46:58,193 --> 00:47:02,377
You know that I wantyou
719
00:47:02,377 --> 00:47:05,372
You know
that I need you
720
00:47:05,410 --> 00:47:08,328
Never knew
what love was
721
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,864
Until you loved me
722
00:47:09,902 --> 00:47:12,628
Never knew
what love was
723
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:13,894
Ooh, yeah
724
00:47:13,894 --> 00:47:17,695
�Cause it feels
so good sometimes
725
00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:22,531
Don�tyou know it feels
so bad sometimes
726
00:47:22,531 --> 00:47:25,334
The way you love me, love me
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