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Would you put the bags
here, please?

Give me a hand
with this, will you?

Will there be
anything else?

No, thank you,
William.

Right you are. And
welcome back, Miss Kalman.

Thank you.
I'm glad to be back.

Will you be all right?

You know it's Doris
and Carl's day off.

Yes, certainly.
I'll be all right.

Very good, miss.

- Hello, Doris. Hello, Carl. - Hello
- Nice entrance.

I thought
it was your day off.

We thought
you were a burglar.

Lucky for you
that I'm not.

We heard a noise.

We didn't get a cable
you were coming back today.

That's why
we didn't meet you.

I didn't decide to come
until this morning.

Something the matter?

No.

Have a nice trip?

Mm-Hmm. All right.

Oh, that's
no meal for you.

I'll get you
something hot.

No, that's all I want.

Go on about your business.

We don't have
any business.

We were only going
to have tea

And then go
to the movies.

Well, then go.

I've got
some nice lamb chops

And some
little French peas.

Go to the movies.
No, no, Doris, tomorrow.

How would you like me to
give you a nice massage?

Tomorrow.

I'll get you
some hot milk.

No, no, no.

N- O, no. G-O, go.

I'm staying here.

Ring if you want
something.

Oh! I didn't expect
to see anybody.

I'm not back from the grave, you know?

Good evening,
Mrs. Munson.

What are you doing here?
Good evening, Doris.

Why aren't you
in Majorca?

Because I'm here.
How's Alfred?

Alfred is fine.
I can see you're here,

But you should be
in Majorca.

Mr. Munson and I
are changing here.

Just put out our evening
clothes, will you, Doris?

Yes, madam.

And then go.

Very well.

Aren't you and Doris
getting on?

We get on fine.

Now, what's wrong with you?

You planned to be away
for the whole winter,

And here you are,
back again after 10 days.

I didn't find it
interesting.

Is it possible that the
trouble isn't with Majorca?

Possible.

What happened
to the colonel

That you wrote to me
about in your letter?

The one who looked
like a Greek statue.

He talked like
a Greek statue.

I don't think he knew
more than a dozen words.

Scotch and soda
and one or two more.

You were impressed with
him when you first met him.

I hadn't heard
the dozen words.

I don't know what you expect from a man.

You know there's a limit to
how entertaining they can be.

Well, they should be able to
talk a little, simple sentences.

You told me that
he was good-Looking

And that he danced
beautifully.

That's all a woman's
entitled to.

You can always
read a good book.

Dear little sister,

Go wash your mind
with soap.

I'm not your little
sister. I'm the older.

This is a side of you
I've never seen before.

Sort of maternal
white slaver.

I'm not sympathetic.

You've plenty of beaus.

You're beautiful,
talented, and famous.

You're an actress

Who's the envy of
everyone who knows you.

But then they don't know me.

What about
David Wilson?

Why don't you
marry him?

I don't love him.

Why not?

I don't know why not.

I tried to love him.
I just don't.

Someone will turn up.

When?

Do a play.

You know you're much
happier when you're working.

I don't feel like it.

Come along with us.

Come on. You'll feel
much better in a girdle.

Where are you going?

To a banquet.

Oh.

Sometimes the speaker
is very interesting.

I remember
the last one.

The Dutch ambassador spoke
for an hour and 15 minutes...

in Dutch.

Well, we'll go on
somewhere afterwards.

Oh, why, lord?

Anna!

Well,
what a surprise.

Hello, Alfred.

Mmm. Delicious cold
cream. You get that brand.

You're looking bloomy.

So are you. How is
the foreign office?

Muddling through.

Well, dear, how's everything at home?

Fine.

Come along. I'll help you get dressed.

You're feeling sorry
for yourself.

I am not.
I feel sorry for you.

She's coming
with us.

Oh, she's not.

Well, you're
more than welcome.

The Dutch ambassador,
I think of him often.

I told you, he's not going
to be there this time. Is he?

Oh, no, no. That was
an official state dinner.

This one's going to
be quite interesting.

Ah. You see?

Who is it for?

Well, it's for
the hard-Currency countries.

There will be a number
of speakers who will, uh..

Well, speak.

On hard currency?

Yes.

The Dutch ambassador's
growing on me.

It's not that bad
as it sounds.

I go no place where
they don't speak Dutch.

Alfred, it might be better
if I stayed behind with Anna.

She's acting so gay
I know she's depressed.

She's not.

The door was open.

Hello, Philip.

Darling, I want you to
meet Mr. Philip Adams.

This is my wife.

How do you do?

And my sister-In-Law
Miss Anna Kalman.

How do you do?

Miss Kalman
is no stranger to me.

I've seen you often
on the stage.

I'm a fervent admirer.

Why, thank you, kind sir.

I once stayed over
an extra day in Liverpool

Because you were billed
to appear,

And then the performance
was canceled.

I'm sorry.

It turned out to be a fortunate
delay. I made some money out of it.

I'm glad.

I would've gladly traded the
money for the performance.

Would you care to see
the performance now?

I'll play all the parts.

How much money was it?

I asked Philip to come up
here and change his clothes.

He's in from Paris...
just for the dinner.

I had no idea
you'd be back.

Oh, that's perfectly
all right.

I could go to a hotel.

Oh. You're
more than welcome.

Well, it's rather
an imposition.

Well, I owe you something
for Liverpool.

And where is Mrs. Adams
going to dress?

There is no Mrs. Adams.

Oh. Well...

now, do we have to go
to this silly old dinner?

The speaker will bore us,
and they won't miss us.

They'd miss him.
He's the speaker.

This happens to me all the time.

I once asked a butler
at the French embassy

If he cared
to waltz.

He waltzed
divinely.

You're right about the speech
being dull. I've heard it.

Well, we can go on to some
other place afterwards.

It's the only hope
for the evening.

What do you say, Anna?

Oh, I couldn't go.

Why not?

Well, for one thing,
I'm not dressed.

Well, neither are they. We'll race them.

I couldn't possibly
be on time.

It doesn't matter
if we are late.

We've got the man
with the speech.

They can't start
without him.

Oh, she needs coaxing.
You coax her.

I'm an extra man. You'd make
the dinner come out even.

How many people are
going to be there?

600.

Yes.

599 people in a room
does look untidy.

You see? That's all I wanted
- An intelligent reason.

You change in there.

Last one dressed
is last.

Can I help you?

Whitehall 0-0-1-1.

Who in heaven's name
is that?

Stop breathing
so hard.

Oh, I didn't know
it showed.

Who is he? What is he? And speak slowly.

He's a very bright
gentleman

We are hoping will accept a job in NATO,

And we're not
having much luck.

Hello, Harris?
This is Mr. Munson.

One more
for our table.

Yes, a place card
for Miss Anna Kalman.

Uh, next to
Mr. Philip Adams.

Fine.

Well, what about
this Mr. Adams?

What do you want
to know?

Everything.
And I mean everything.

Well, I don't think he's
romantically attached,

Which is
what you're hinting.

I'm not hinting,
I'm asking.

How do you know
he's not attached?

Well, we've had dinner
together. He's been alone.

So were you. Presumably.
That proves nothing.

That's right.

Well, I don't know what
he does after he leaves me.

I'll follow him
next time.

Of course
he hasn't any money.

You'll notice we're giving
this dinner about money.

He's the speaker. He must
have some connection with it.

There must be something
the matter with his health.

Hardly. He beat the squash
champion at my club last weekend.

You've got to be
pretty healthy to do that.

There must be a catch in it somewhere.

He couldn't have
escaped this long.

Well, we're anxious
to get him into NATO.

There aren't many like him
available as public servants.

I'm not interested
in the public.

So you see...
we find ourselves,

I think
I'm permitted to say,

In a small dilemma.

We have spiraling inflation
on one hand

And contracting credit
on the other.

But even that
is no real cause for alarm

Since we are actually
the purchasing agent

And consumer
at the same time.

I therefore suggest

That we let the ratio
of block currency

Equal the long-Term
commitments

Of the participating
NATO countries.

He's as bad as the Dutch ambassador.

I can't understand one word.

The tariff considerations
would no longer be affected

By internal
evaluations nor-

And I can't emphasize
this too strongly-

Would any single currency

Be obliged to look
to another

For its health
and stability.

I submit this is only fair.

Good evening, miss
Kalman. Glad to see back.

Good evening, Oscar.
Nice to be back.

My, it's later
than I thought.

But you have time
for a drink.

Certainly we have.
It's early.

I'm afraid we haven't
time for that drink.

I have an early
appointment tomorrow,

And Philip here is meeting
half the French cabinet

At 10:00
in the morning.

He's sleeping
on the bullet train.

Thank you. I'll drop you at the station.

It must be
out of your way.

I can take a cab.

It's only a few minutes.
No trouble at all.

We'll get our bags
and run along.

Do you want
to change here?

No, no. I can change
on the train. Thanks.

Oh, isn't that awful.

What's awful?

Stop playing games.

Don't tell me
you don't like this one.

Why, he talks
and everything.

Mm-Hmm.

He's all right.
He's interesting.

Interesting?

All these years married
and never once,

And now I have
a confession to make.

At dinner,

I thought he was pressing
his knee against mine.

It turned out to be a table
leg. I was disappointed.

You're
a big talker.

Anna, we're off.

Good night,
Mr. Adams.

I had a nice evening.

So did I. I've never had a better time.

And I enjoyed your speech
very much.

I'm crazy
about hard currency.

I'm afraid
you're going to

Have to wait an hour at the station.

Just about.

What's that? You're not
going to sit in the station

For a whole hour.

I don't mind. I have
some papers I can go over.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Well, wouldn't
it be all right

If you left
the door open?

Yes, we could do that,

And you can go over
your papers right here.

I would be
keeping you up.

I'm not a bit sleepy.

Alfred,
it's getting late.

Yes, well, I'm not going
to press you any further.

You know how badly we
want you to take the post.

Whatever you decide, the
secretary wants me to thank you

For the job
you've done already.

Oh, please don't. I'm flattered.
I'm honored to be asked.

Good night, Mr. Adams.
Anna, darling.

Good night,
Mrs. Munson.

Good night.

Alfred.

Good night, Anna.

They seem to
have forgotten.

Would you like to
take your coat off?

Like a drink?

Uh, yes,
a short one.

I seldom drink
after dinner.

What?

Uh...

scotch and soda,
please.

Are you going
to have one?

No, I don't think so,
but you have one.

I like a man with a glass in his hand.

It's becoming.

Oh, in that case,
I'll gladly hold it.

You have to sip it
once in a while, too.

That's part
of the picture.

I'm quite impressed
the foreign secretary's

Asked you to take a post you don't want.

Is it something
you can talk about?

Oh, it's not
that important, really.

I just finished a 30-Day job with NATO,

And they've asked me
to stay on.

I know
it's a public service,

And my conscience
bothers me a little,

But there's an exciting new
project in Mexico that attracts me.

Frankly, I'd prefer that
to being tied down

To a desk job
in Paris right now.

Have you ever
been in Mexico?

No, I haven't.

It isn't too bad once
you get used to the water.

So I hear.

Couldn't you try
the NATO job...

just for a while
to see if you like it?

Once I took it,
I'd be obligated to stay.

That's policy.
You can understand that.

I see.

Any advice?

Well, if you go to Mexico,
drink bottled water.

I'll do that.

I understand
where people slip up

Is in brushing
their teeth.

Bottled water
there, too.

Really?

That seems such
a lot of trouble.

Yes, it does.

Take the job with NATO.

Brush your teeth
with anything.

That might decide me.

Have you ever
lived in Paris

For any
length of time?

No, I haven't.

There's an interesting
social life

Once you adjust
yourself to it.

You, being single,
would be in great demand.

There's quite
a shortage.

Then, of course, you could
spend your weekends in London.

I've never really
enjoyed myself in London.

How dare you, sir?

London is
my adopted home.

I didn't mean
to be disrespectful.

I'm sure
it's all my fault.

May I inquire
where you are from?

San Francisco.

It's delightful, but it's
so far from everything.

That depends upon
what is everything.

Well, I mean,
our theater,

Our opera,

Our museums.

When were you
in a museum last?

I go daily.

Oh, well,
in that case.

We're not as isolated in
San Francisco as you think.

The stagecoach makes
it fairly regularly now.

We get
the New York shows.

Not the same year,
but eventually.

We have opera.

Not much,
but enough.

I take it you're not an opera lover.

No, no, no. Really,
it escapes me.

On the other hand, we
have a whole ballet season.

That does not escape me.

You like the ballet?

Oh, I do, indeed.
Very much.

Would you like to go
Saturday night?

I have regular seats.

I'm a married man,
miss Kalman.

I'm sorry.
I'm awfully sorry.

Oh, it's perfectly
all right.

You see, when I first
came in this evening,

I said there was
no Mrs. Adams.

I meant there was no Mrs.
Adams with me in Europe.

There's no Mrs. Adams
dressing.

It's been on my conscience all evening.

Yes, I must say,

You've been palming
yourself off as a single man.

I must've sounded
quite idiotic

Blurting it out
like that.

Oh, no, not at all.

It was very proper
and pertinent.

Rather vain, too.

Vain?

Why?

Well,
the implication was

That you wouldn't be able
to keep your hands off me.

That sounds
pretty silly, too.

Well,
you'll never know now.

That's right.

Well,
if you felt that,

Why did you
have to warn me?

Because
those are the rules

Between grown-Up
men and women,

Or should be.

Trouble is, the game is
so one-Sided for a man.

Yes...

I think it is, too.

Well,
you're a rarity.

I don't believe I am.

You are.
Oh, you are.

I speak from
vast experience.

Men usually don't mention
at all that they're married.

Or if it's
something you know,

Then they tell you that
they are misunderstood

Or separated

And can't possibly
get a divorce.

The last one is the
most popular this year.

Really?

Well, I'm afraid this changes
my status here morally.

Well, you're not
compromising me,

If that's what's
bothering you.

You'd have to
spend the night.

The law
is quite clear on that.

Ipso facto
if you spend the night.

I was in a play once
that had that in it.

It doesn't seem fair
to the woman.

I hope
there are loopholes.

You have a well-Developed
sense of chivalry.

I mean it
as a compliment.

I'll take it
as a compliment.

I've had a...

very enjoyable time.

So had I.

You know,
I must tell you this.

I've been sorely tempted
to break the rules,

And I've been
debating it all evening.

Evidently your honor is
stronger than my beauty.

You see, I am separated
from my wife,

And I can't possibly
get a divorce.

That's the same line all the
others are pulling this year.

Well, how the devil could I say it

Without saying it?

You know, I can't help the fact
they're all using it so much.

There's no copyright
on it.

Well, I know.

So good night.

And thank you again.

The desk, please.

Hello, Oscar.
This is miss Kalman.

Has the gentleman
who left my apartment

Come out of
the elevator yet?

No, ma'am.

The elevator's just
on the way down.

Let me speak to him,
please.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

Miss Kalman would like to speak to you.

Thank you.

Hello?

Good seats to the ballet
are hard to get.

Will you come?

I'd like nothing better.

6:00 then.

Good night.

I'll take
the afternoon plane.

Good night.

Ooh, it's 6:00.

Dear, you've had
enough coffee.

Come on.

Drive carefully.

Yes.

Wipe your glasses
and hurry up.

Yes.

Good evening.

Hello.

You're very prompt.

Oh, am I?

Yes, you are.

I used to work
in a bank.

Some of it hung on.

Oh, thank you for
the beautiful roses,

But you sent
far too many.

Uh, I like yellow roses.

You're quite welcome.

Uh, well,
shall we go?

Oh...

it was rather muggy
in Paris today.

It was muggy here, too.

Really?

Yes.

I made
dinner reservations

At both the Mirabelle
and the white tower.

You have your choice.

Uh...

they don't suit you?

Yes, they do.

Ooh, they're very
nice restaurants.

It never
occurred to me

That you would make
reservations from Paris.

I arranged
something.

You did? Well, fine.

I hope you approve.

I'm sure I will.

A friend is taking us
to the players club.

Oh, I see.

It's quite a treat.

I thought it was
something unusual for you.

And since I'm
not a member,

I coaxed a friend
to invite us.

Thank you.

That's very
thoughtful of you.

It's unusual for the
weather to be so muggy

This time of year.

Yes, uh...

I read an article
the other day

That claimed the world's
weather was changing.

Oh, really?

That's interesting.

Yes, isn't it?

Evening,
Miss Kalman.

Good evening.

Here she comes!

Miss Kalman, please.

Can I have
your autograph?

Just one moment,
miss Kalman.

Oh, miss Kalman.

Miss Kalman, please.

Miss Kalman.

Excuse me.

Oh, miss Kalman,

Please,
for my daughter.

She lives
in Australia.

Would you write,

"To Kitty Kins"?

That's her name.

Well, it's her nickname, really.

Her name
is Catherine,

But we all call
her Kitty Kins.

She'll be just
thrilled to get it.

Oh, I am so sorry.

The pen leaks.
It's my husband's.

Oh, I am sorry.

Good evening,
Miss Kalman.

Good evening, Albert.

I have a message
for you.

Mr. Whitehead phoned
and asked to be excused.

His aunt is ill. Would you dine
without him and please forgive him?

Of course.
Poor man.

This way,
please.

Thank you.

Shall we have
something to drink?

Yes, please.
A scotch and soda.

The same.

Oh, Albert,
the ballet tonight.

Please get us out
in time.

It shall be
our responsibility.

I hope Mr. Whitehead's
aunt is all right.

He has no aunt.

Oh, a fabrication to get
around the house committee.

Do you think you're
putting it over on Albert?

No one ever puts
anything over on Albert.

I didn't think so.

Well, to the Alberts of this world

Who have shown tolerance.

Bless them.

Amen.

It's 7:25.

Why haven't you got
Miss Kalman out?

She's late.

I tried attracting their
attention half a dozen times.

They waved me away.

I was 12 years old,

And my father
took me to see

A performance
of Camille.

Well, that was the
experience of my life.

That poor
frail woman,

Dying of
tuberculosis,

Coughing into
her handkerchief,

Sending
her lover away.

Oh, I cried so loud,

You could hardly
hear the actors.

Well, the next day,

I convinced
the students

That we should give
Camille as our school play

With me playing Camille, of course.

Well, a 12-Year-Old
Camille,

And rather...

my mother believed in
four big meals a day

For growing children.

It wasn't exactly what Dumas had
in mind when he wrote the play.

Frankly, Henry VIII
would've suited me better.

Nothing else, Albert.
Thank you.

Excuse me,
but the ballet.

It's already 7:30.

7:30 now?

Oh, Albert, you should have told us.

Now we're going
to be late.

Good night.

It's all right.

It's on Mr. Whitehead.

Good night.

Thank you.

There can be
no one seated

Until the termination
of the first scene.

Oh.

Isn't she wonderful?
She looks beautiful.

She's a wonderful
actress.

Excuse me. Is there
any standing room left?

All gone.
I'm sorry.

Why don't you
try the gallery?

We did.

Just two,
perhaps.

All standing room's sold the
fire department allows. I'm sorry.

Ohh.

I know how Romeo and Juliet comes out.

It's sad.

Do you think
Mr. Whitehead can afford

This second
cup of coffee?

Thank you, Albert.

Were you always interested in finance?

No, no.

You see,
as a young man,

I didn't display any
banking tendencies at all.

As a matter of fact, my
allowance was always overdrawn,

Which is a very bad sign for a banker.

Believe it or not,
my first love was music.

I always wanted
to be a violinist.

Did you really?

Oh, yes.
And I worked at it.

And when I was
13 years old,

My professor thought I
was ready to give a concert

In our music academy.

Well, all my relatives
came to cheer...

and all the relatives of the
other students not to cheer,

And I was announced
from the stage.

Wild applause
from my relations.

I walked on
in my new blue suit,

Put the violin
to my chin,

And the audience
began to laugh.

Oh, small titters
at first, but it grew.

But they laughed
before you played?

Before.

But why?

Well, I'm left-Handed.

It seems that left-Handed
violinists make people laugh.

Miss Kalman, we've been following you.

We weren't sure
it was you.

May we have your autograph, please?

Did you ever try to play
the violin right-Handed?

Yes, yes, I tried,

But I found myself
moving the violin

Instead of the bow.

Shall I see you
to your elevator?

Yes.

Good night.

Would you like to come in for a drink?

Yes, I would.

Hello?

Regent 8-9-4-7, please.

Hello?

Good morning.

Good morning.

How did you sleep?

Fine.

And you?

Fine.

What are you doing?

I'm considering
getting up.

I'm going to take a shower and shave

And take you
to a lavish lunch.

Why don't you
come up here instead?

My talent is cooking.

I'll do that.

Come in.

The door is open.

I'm in the kitchen.

Servants' day off.

Look out.

The chef is very
temperamental.

Sit down.

Drink your juice.

Eat while it's hot.

I'll wait.

Start.

Good manners
spoil good food.

I've decided to take
the NATO job in Paris.

I'm glad.

Oh...

hello?

Hi.

10 seconds late.

Last night
it was seven,

The night
before, five.

I can see the handwriting on the wall.

You're cooling.

Hardly.

How was your day?

Fine.

How was yours?

Fine.

Anything new?

No, no.
Nothing special.

Oh, yes.

Huh?

There was
a little something.

Yes?
What was it?

You're ready
to be impressed?

Ooh, fire away.

Well,
I just had dinner

With the president
of France.

No.

Yes.

What did you
have to eat?

Lamb chops.

Oh, no.

Why?
What did you expect?

Something
more pretentious,

Befitting
the occasion.

It wasn't
an occasion for him.

He eats every night.

Well, how did you
come to be invited?

The ambassador took me.

It's customary
for a new man.

Now, tell me everything that happened.

Small talk, really.

Well, you must have
discussed something.

Well, let me think.

Oh, yes.

Is it worthwhile putting
saccharine in coffee

Instead of sugar?

That took up
most of the evening.

The president
said it wasn't.

Well, he's wrong.

The finance minister
said he was wrong, too.

Of course it wasn't
an out-And-Out quarrel,

But it was a strong
difference of opinion.

That's off the record.

Off the record?

That's right.

Oh, you fit fine
in diplomacy.

Don't I?

Something else
happen?

No, nothing w-

Oh, yes.
Now, wait a minute.

Come to think of it,

Someone mentioned
your name.

Oh, really?
Who did?

Who was that?

Oh, yes.
It was the president.

It seems he's seen you
often on the stage,

And, uh...

he thinks
you're charming.

That was
his exact word.

Charming isn't
a very strong word.

Not in the theater.

Well, the president
isn't in the theater.

Oh, that's right.

Now, on the other hand,

The ambassador thought
you extremely talented

And exciting.

Well,
that's much better.

And I agreed
with both of them.

You see what a diplomat I am?

Mm-Hmm.

I...

uh, I found
a play I like.

I have decided
to do it.

I'm glad.

We are right
for each other.

We are good for each other, my darling.

We are, we are.

Sleep well,
my love.

Good night.

Good night,
dearest.

Now, come on.
Hang up.

Hang up.

Oh...

right.

Good night.

Good night,
dearest.

What are you
in town for?

Just some errands.

What are you doing
with yourself?

Rehearsing.

Is that all?

What more
would you expect?

I'm just curious to know what you did

With your day apart
from rehearsing.

Well,
if you're interested,

I get up in the morning,
and I brush my teeth,

And then I have breakfast,
and I read the morning paper.

What about
Mr. Philip Adams?

What about him?

Mr. Adams was here
last weekend,

And he's taken a permanent
suite one floor below you.

How do you know?

Alfred.

You mean, Philip told
Alfred he was here?

Not Philip.

Scotland yard.

Scotland yard?

Scotland yard doesn't
allow new members of NATO

To wander around without
knowing where they go.

Oh, for heaven sakes.

Anything else
they know?

Everything else
they know.

You can take
my word for it.

Well, the country's
come to a fine state-

Peeping toms,

Spying.

I didn't come here to show
you that I'd been snooping.

I've got something
unpleasant to tell you,

And I'm dreading it.

What is it?

Mr. Philip Adams
is a married man.

I know.

How do you know?

He told me.

He told you?

Is he getting
a divorce?

He never can.

Well...

are you doing
the right thing?

I don't know.

I have no choice.

I did have in the
beginning, but not now.

You love him?

Terribly.

Don't you hope
to marry him?

Yes.

It's never
out of my mind.

May I ask the purpose of your visit?

Business
or pleasure?

Pleasure.

Holiday?

That's it.

Darling,
I'll miss you terribly.

I'll walk into
a crowded room,

And someone will be
standing the way you stand.

He'll hold his head the
way you hold your head,

The way you hold
your knife and fork.

I don't hold my knife and
fork in any special way.

Yes, you do.

You hold your fork straight
up as a little boy does.

You do, Arthur.

Oh, hello,
Mr. Adams.

How are you
this week?

Fine, thank you.
How are you?

Ohh.

Now, here,

Here.

Ah-Choo!

Bless you.

Oh, this is terrible.

Oh, my gosh.

All right.

What's the purpose
of your visit?

Business or-

Hello, Mr. Adams.
How are you?

Hello, again.
How's everything?

Fine, thank you.

Now you stay down here,

And I'll go up
and be charming.

And keep your fingers crossed.

Why can't I go
with you?

Well, this is a very delicate
and diplomatic matter.

I don't want you to put your foot in it.

I deal with diplomatic
matters every day without feet.

Promise not to
say anything?

I won't say a word.

Now-Now wait a minute.

Does it have to be
the sea witch?

Why that
particular yacht?

Please, please,
it has to be.

I once was
a guest on it.

It must be
the sea witch.

And don't say a word.

Oh, I won't.
I won't.

How do you do?

Good day, miss Kalman.
Mr. Finley's expecting you.

Miss Kalman, sir.

Hello, Mr. Finley.

How nice to let me come
on such short notice.

My pleasure entirely,
I assure you.

This is
Mr. Philip Adams,

An American
friend of mine.

Mr. Adams is with NATO.

Really?
An admirable organization.

How do you do, sir?

How do you do?

Why, Mr. Finley
spoke to me.

I had to
say something.

Now, you're just in time.
Would you like some tea?

Oh, no, thank you.

Would you, sir?

Yes, please.

See?
He did it again.

I had to do it
again.

I saw you in your
present play, miss Kalman,

And I'd like
to take the opportunity

To tell you how very much
I enjoyed your performance.

Thank you.

As a matter of fact,
I saw it twice.

Several months ago
and only last week

When the duke
gave a theater party.

He likes you, too.

I like the part where
you stand in the doorway.

"Go, you foolish
young man,

And shut the door
behind you."

In the second act.

Why, Mr. Finley, you
missed your true calling.

You should be
on the stage.

Well, now...

what can I do for you?

Well, I've heard a rumor that
it is possible- Just possible-

To charter
the sea witch.

So I took it upon myself
to speak to the captain,

And he said it might
be possible,

But only for
the month of October.

But my vacation is the
first two weeks of July.

Is there-
Please, dear Mr. Finley,

Is there a chance

That the duke would let me
charter it for two weeks in July?

I'm terribly sorry
you didn't tell me

Your business on the phone. I
could have saved you the trip.

The duke's
not the owner anymore.

He sold the sea witch.

Oh, no.

I am sorry.

I couldn't be
more disappointed.

Oh, well.
Never mind.

Cheer up. It can't
be helped. Come along.

Here's the deed
not filed yet.

I didn't handle
the transaction.

The new owner's
a Philip Adams.

Well, at least you're assured it
for the first two weeks in July.

You bought it?

It was a bargain.

Well,
did you ever see it?

No, but I saw
the photograph.

Why did you buy it? We only
wanted it for two weeks?

Because it came
with a dock.

That's real estate.
It's very valuable.

I didn't own any
in England.

What's that got to do
with it?

You don't own anything in
Honolulu, Hawaii, either.

Yes, I do. Another fellow and
I own a canning factory there.

You don't understand these thing.
It's called scattering your risk.

You invest
in different places.

Thank you for the tea,
Mr. Finley.

But aren't you
Mr. Adams?

Give my regards
to the duke.

Goodbye, Mr. Finley.

I know why you spend
so much money on me.

Why?

Your conscience.

You feel you have
to make it up to me.

Oh, that's not true.

I buy you presents because
I like to please you.

I wish you didn't
have any money.

I wonder if
I would've said that

If you hadn't just
bought a yacht.

Well, let's believe
you would.

Well, what about this one?

I don't know.
I like the yellow one,

But there's a risk Mrs.
Williams has one like it.

Only thing, I don't know
if she's wearing it tonight.

Why, you'll soon
find that out.

How? You can't ask her.

I wouldn't give her
the satisfaction.

I simply drop in to
see Mrs. Williams' maid,

Chitchat with her while she
lays out Madame's things,

And there we are.

You're a genius, Doris.

Ask them what color
dress they're wearing...

she's so happy, Carl.

She's happy now...

but for how long?

What's the matter
with you?

Well, what's
to come of it?

What has to come
of it?

It can't go on like this.

Why not?

A man, a wife,
another woman.

I think about that.

Oh, what
a happy surprise!

You're two hours early!

I took an earlier plane.

Wasn't that
clever of me?

How nice.

Well, how are you?
How are you feeling?

Couldn't be better.
Everything's wonderful.

The play's
going beautifully.

Good.

Oh, when love is right,
everything is right.

Oh, how true.

What can I do for you?
Come have some tea.

No, thank you.
I had some on the plane.

Have some of mine.

Well, if I must.

Well?

Out with it.

What do you mean,
out with it?

The reason
you are early.

Ha ha ha!

You are the most
transparent man I ever saw.

I hope NATO isn't trusting
you with any secrets.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Let's hear one.

Oh, you would be
surprised, Mata Hari.

Just tell me if it's
unpleasant or not.

I always look at
the end of the book.

I can never wait.

I know.
You have no restraint.

All right. Begin.

Well... well, the secretary
called me into his office,

Sat me down,
and gave me a cigar-

A good cigar.

Ooh, that's nice.
And then?

He wanted to know if I'd
accept a change of assignment.

New York.

New York?

Yes. That's what I said-
New York.

Give him his cigar back.

I told him we had an
understanding about my duties.

It would be away,

And it would be inconvenient
for me to change.

Very inconvenient.

Well...
they can't force you.

It isn't like the army.

No, they can't
force me to go.

Well, then
everything's all right.

Don't you dare to scare
me like that again.

You were definite about
refusing, weren't you?

No, darling,
I left it open.

But why?

I wanted your advice.

Well, you have it.

Yes, you see,
I omitted a sidelight.

You do want to hear the case
for both sides, don't you?

Well, not particularly.

The man I'd replace
is the author

Of a very complicated
monetary pact.

He's been working on it
for years,

And now it's just about
ready to be closed.

Let him close it.

Well, it takes
a lot of negotiating.

Well, let him.

Well, he intended to.
He was going to New York,

But... he's dying.

He's just found it out.

And now we know,
and we can't let him go.

Oh.

Now what should
I tell the secretary?

Send someone else?

I'm the only man capable
of handling the work.

You can take
my modest word for it.

How long would it be?

Three months.
Perhaps four or five.

Five months?

And you've already said
that you'd go.

It'll go by quicker
than you think.

Oh, that's not true.

Why do people
always say that?

It'll be longer
than I think.

Much longer.

I feel as badly
as you do, darling.

Want to bet?

When do you leave?

There's a whole
commission going.

We're sailing tomorrow
on the Elizabeth.

Tomorrow? It is
as bad as the army.

I know.