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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,680 I am Abe Klein. Today's my 21st birthday... 2 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,600 and it's the worst day of my entire life,because... 3 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,760 I am a total stupid. Idiot. 4 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:46,600 And I need help. Big help. 5 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,880 And I need it right now! 6 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,520 -Mr. Smith? -Yeah. Speaking. 7 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,680 Do you know where your wife is, Mr. Smith? 8 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,480 -Sorry, who is this? -Do you know where your wife is... 9 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,400 ...right now, this very minute? -Who the fuck is this? 10 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,560 Do you know where your wife was last night? 11 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,120 -Who the fuckin' hell is this?! -No? 12 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,400 She's in some cheap hotel room, screamin'... 13 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:13,040 ''Oh, yes! Fuck me right up the arse! 14 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,400 I wanna feel what it 's like with a real man, not a complete loser... 15 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,240 ...like my husband!'' -Yeah, yeah. You think that's funny? 16 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,200 That 's right. Your wife knows it, your fuckin' kids know it. 17 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:28,080 They stand in the line, look at you and think, ''What a complete loser!'' 18 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,320 They tell their friends, not that they got that fuckin' many friends. 19 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,680 They tell everyone that 'd listen, they open up their windows... 20 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,040 they scream it onto the streets! ''Our daddy... 21 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:41,560 is a complete fuckin' loser! Complete... fuckin'... loser!'' 22 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,200 Hello? Shit. 23 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,520 -Still there? -Look, I don't know who you are... 24 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,640 ...but I'm callin' the police! -Great idea! Great idea! 25 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,920 It 's 999, by the way. And while you're on... 26 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,760 why don't you tell me about the 3,000 pounds you still owe to me? 27 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,080 -Fuckin' loser! -Danny Devine! Shit, I'm sorry. 28 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,360 -I'll pay you, all right? -Yeah, great! 29 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,360 Sorry! Fuckin' sorry, sorry! It 's all I ever fuckin' hear! ''Sorry.'' 30 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,880 Oh, Jack... 31 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,600 Use your love. 32 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,520 I wish it was that easy, sweetness. 33 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,600 It is. 34 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,880 -Bonsoir. -Frank Rosenheim... 35 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:31,520 22 Rue de la Republique, block 43C, Gare du Nord. 36 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,160 Confirm�. 37 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,280 What do you mean? 38 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,600 -I'm not who you think I am. -Who are you? 39 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:48,520 -Sugar, I... I... -Yes, what? 40 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,960 ...I used to be a woman. 41 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:28,320 There you are! I was expecting you earlier. 42 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,720 Most of you show up like a hummingbird, at first light... 43 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:36,120 to welcome in the day. Interesting difference. 44 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,280 Then again, I take it your work allows for flexibility of scheduling. 45 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,680 Contingent on the client's agenda, of course. 46 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,040 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is... 47 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,200 -Frank Rosenheim. -And you are? 48 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,640 Oh, come on, you can tell me your name. 49 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,880 At least I have the right to know who it is that 's gonna kill me! 50 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:08,320 You haven't got any rights. Not anymore. 51 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,000 You must be the faceless British freelancer I've heard about. 52 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,360 Then again, they all are... faceless. 53 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,320 Figured you'd have more bravado. 54 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,800 I should know. 55 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:27,600 I've employed enough men from similar professions in my time. 56 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,640 -Have you wondered about me? -No. 57 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,880 Very precise, Mr. Lynch. Next assignment, London. 58 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,800 Confirmed. 59 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,520 You're fuckin' weird. 60 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,440 -I knew it. Just knew it! -You knew what? 61 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,320 -I knew you'd react like this! -Like what? 62 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,040 Like this! 63 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,800 It 's called fear, Mimi. It 's a human thing. 64 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,920 -So you're not happy? -I didn't say that. Did I say that? 65 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,840 You didn't say you were. You offered me marshmallow! 66 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,360 -That 's not the same thing! -All right, Mimi, look, I'm happy. 67 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,920 Everybody, I'm happy! See? Come on! 68 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,360 You know, being happy works different. We were having fun and... 69 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,760 -You think this is fun for me? -No, I guess not. 70 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,480 But sleeping with me was fun, right? 71 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,880 Right. I'm not saying that wasn't fun, you know. 72 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,520 To be honest, fun's not a big enough word to describe how... 73 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:53,360 fun that was, but I thought you were taking stuff, like... precautions. 74 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,080 Obviously not enough that night! 75 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,200 -Mimi, wait! -What?! 76 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,240 So you are not going to be a part of it? 77 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,680 Dammit, woman, I didn't say that! You know? 78 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,080 I wouldn't do that, not after your dad and... I gotta take this. 79 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:14,160 -Hold on a minute, hold on. Hello? -Good morning, Mr. Klein, you rat. 80 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,120 Have you any idea of the summed value of what you owe to me now? 81 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,600 Do you know the total of your failure in payin' form? 82 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,440 Guess what, it's gonna win you the award for the world's biggest loser! 83 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,320 -Take care, I'll speak to you soon. -Don't interrupt me, you little shit! 84 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,480 Sweet, huh? That was Danny wishing me a happy... 85 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:35,640 You know, that man has such a big heart for such a small individual. 86 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,680 How much do you owe? 87 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,760 -Not much. It 's a small amount. -How much, Abe? 88 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,640 -You know, this is a funny story. -Oh, yeah? 89 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:46,360 Salvador, he had this foolproof investment plan. 90 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:50,560 He heard it from a German buddy, a friend of a friend or whatever. 91 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:55,200 Come on, listen. Honestly. It wasn't gambling this time, I swear. 92 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,240 So now Sal's your financial advisor? 93 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,320 Now that 's really a good thing. 94 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,680 What kind of future do we have, Abe? Honest! 95 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,280 I'm not that irresponsible. Not all the time. 96 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,320 This is serious, Abe! 97 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,240 I'm pregnant, and all you can say is, ''I'm not that irresponsible''? 98 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,240 I don't think you really understand what I mean. 99 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,480 I do understand. I swear to God, I understand. 100 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,720 I do. Even if I don't show it, I do understand. You hungry? 101 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,600 You want a coffee or something? You want a coffee? 102 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,280 I want your phone. I need to call my mother. 103 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,200 -You don't want a coffee? -Your phone, please! 104 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,560 You can have the phone. 105 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,600 -Come on, boy! -I can't get it out. Gimme a break. 106 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,920 I'm trying, I'm trying! All right, all right, all right. 107 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,080 What coffee do you want? 108 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,920 -What coffee do you want? -Skimmed latte, double shot. 109 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,760 All right. 110 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,920 -Hello? -Mom? 111 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,640 -Hi, baby! -Hi. I'm gonna take the train... 112 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:19,960 Motherfucker! 113 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,560 Motherfucker! 114 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,520 -You faggot! -Stay there! 115 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,680 -Someone stop him! -Fuck off! 116 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,240 Thanks. 117 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,000 Serves you right for stealing my cell phone, you moron! 118 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,240 I think this is yours. 119 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,240 Thanks again. I appreciate it. 120 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,360 ...will be departing on Platform 5. -That 's my train. I gotta go. 121 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,520 Moron! 122 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,440 Hey. How's your mom? 123 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,760 Something came up. I'll call her from the airport. 124 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,040 It 's boarding. 125 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:05,560 -A baby costs money, Abe. -I know. How much? 126 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:11,800 You know what? Forget it. It 's not just about the money. 127 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,800 I'm just not sure we're on the same page. 128 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,800 Think about what you really want, Abe. 129 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,840 -I know what I want. I want you. -And a baby? 130 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:11,120 Bong Shankar... bong Shiva... 131 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,760 Good mornin', Salvador, you fuckin' useless piece of shite. 132 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,600 Danny Devine here. It's that time o' the month again. 133 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,920 Not the one when your friend goes crazy for no reason whatsoever... 134 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,160 but the one when you put your stumpy wee hands in your deep pockets... 135 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,560 and pull out some fuckin' interest! 136 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,400 -Hello? -Hello! 137 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,240 -Hello! -Is it me you're lookin' for, Dan? 138 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,800 Of course! Who else I'd be lookin' for? I called your number, didn't I? 139 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,080 Danny, you know somethin'? You should really try and take it... 140 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,440 Easy 141 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:11,760 -You fuckin' junkie scumbag! -You take that far too seriously. 142 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,800 I can tell what you're fuckin' up to! 143 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,520 I am gonna rip your fuckin' cover for this! 144 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,880 You can take me fuckin' seriously, you scumbag! 145 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:35,000 Oh, man! You will not believe what happened! Guess who just called! 146 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,200 -Mimi is pregnant. -That is the wrong answer! 147 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,920 You don't get it. Mimi's gonna have my baby. 148 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,200 She left me. 149 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,920 Shit, man. 150 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,160 Come. Step into the light. 151 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,080 Rain. 152 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,520 To one man, it 's life. 153 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,920 To another, it 's death. 154 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,200 Now, you have to examine how you see the rain. 155 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:35,840 Sal, really not in the mood for Navajo weather forecast right now. 156 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,440 The smell of rain. 157 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,600 The touch of it on your skin. 158 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:50,000 The coolin' wash... on a hot, sunny day. 159 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:55,240 The change of the seasons shows us that life... 160 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,400 goes in directions we cannot predict! 161 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,920 Okay. I think I know what you're talking about. 162 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,920 Not completely, but... yeah. 163 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,600 The main elements are coming into focus. 164 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,640 -She definitely left you. -She's gonna stay with her mom. 165 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,320 She's visitin' her mom?! Well, that 's not quite the same thing! 166 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,400 Technically. 167 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,360 So she hasn't really left you, has she? 168 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,360 -I mean, you know... technically. -Technically. 169 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,080 Well, yeah, you know, it feels like that. 170 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,400 Sal, Mimi is my world. 171 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,000 Everything. 172 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,640 But... a baby? It 's just insane! 173 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,520 I dunno if I'm ''dad'' material. Would you want me as your dad? 174 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,120 Too stoned for that image right now, man. 175 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,160 I'm losin' her, man. 176 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,920 That 's the first line of every great love song the world's ever known. 177 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,200 And the worst thing... you know the worst thing? I stood there... 178 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,640 I went into this, like... I don't know, this internal... 179 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:19,200 icy freak-out mode! I didn't know what to say, you know? 180 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:24,520 I stood there. I said nothing. Not a word. Like a complete asshole. 181 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,840 I mean, surely she deserves better than that, right? 182 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,480 Yeah. Right. 183 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,320 -Love sucks. -Big time, man. 184 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,080 -Anythin' else? -Oh, God, yeah. 185 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,000 Danny called. I needed that today like a hole in the head. 186 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,320 Just dig into it, man. 187 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,960 That call must 've pissed him off! 188 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,360 -Are you still there?! -Danny's still on the phone? 189 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,120 What are you doing? 190 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,680 -God, it 's like little... children! -Guys. 191 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,960 Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys, I fuckin' hear you in there! 192 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,520 I am gonna fuckin' tear your fuckin' lump... 193 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,160 right off your fuckin' throat! 194 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,400 -Mr. Megakey. How can I help you? -Samuel Fish. 195 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,040 London location 23B, The Strand. 196 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,360 Information in locker 705, Paddington Station. 197 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,760 -Excuse me? -Paddington, locker 705. Confirm. 198 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,440 -Yeah. Yeah, sure, that 's fine. -Confirm. 199 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,160 Confirmed. 200 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,920 How rude. 201 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,080 Shit, I was just there. 202 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,040 I've got a job at Paddington. I gotta go. 203 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,320 -Comin' with you. I need fresh air. -No. No way, dude. 204 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,160 This is my business, you know? The costumer's gonna be there. 205 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,560 Translation: sorry, but you can't come. 206 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760 -Yes, I can. -No, you can't. 207 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,400 -Yes, I can. -No. 208 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,280 -Yes. -No. 209 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,120 Thanks, man. 210 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,280 -You stay outta my way. -Yeah, man. 211 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,680 No, honestly, I don't wanna see you. 212 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,520 -Virgil Smyth-Reynolds. -Enjoying your day, Virgil? 213 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,280 -It 's what 's left of my day off. -Something's come up with Lynch. 214 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,040 -We need your services. -I don't jump for you today. 215 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,080 Don't forget, Virgil, you have a responsibility to us. 216 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,240 -I understand, but... -Virgil. 217 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,080 ...you'll have to find somebody else. -Virgil. Virgil! You are our man... 218 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,400 with the first class local knowledge. Besides, everyone's busy. 219 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,280 What do you mean, all busy? How can they all be busy? 220 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,160 -How should I know? They just are. -All of them? 221 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,440 I know it's terribly inconvenient. 222 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,560 I understand it 's an inconvenience, but... 223 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,240 -All I can do is apologize again. -Yes, I'm sure you're very sorry. 224 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,960 Well, how can I say no to you when you say you're sorry? Impossible. 225 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:23,040 -You delivered the package on time? -Yes, I've already placed it there. 226 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,920 -You're positive? -Yes, like, at 7:05. 227 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,080 Good. 228 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,920 What 's wrong with your man, anyway? 229 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,440 -He seemed strange on the phone. -Seemed strange on the phone? 230 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:36,240 -Well, funny. -Funny? Funny how, exactly? 231 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,560 -Maybe just... different. -Different. I see. Not funny. 232 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,720 Just different. Well, that 's... 233 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,560 Yes, I see, I understand, it 's... 234 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,160 -We need you to keep an eye on him. -You want me to watch him? 235 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,640 -Yes. -Like a peeping-tom? 236 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:57,480 -Or a stalker, more like. -Oh, and another thing, Virgil: 237 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,280 ...we've sent Dragan. -What? Whom? 238 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,680 -Dragan? Absolutely not. No. -I'm sure you two'll get along fine. 239 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,640 -I can't. I've got an appointment. -Where? 240 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,680 -My barber. Look... -Then there'll be an extra payment. 241 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,920 How much extra payment? 242 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:21,200 It starts as a sound in your mind, and it keeps playing and playing... 243 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,440 but you can't tell exactly what it is. 244 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:30,480 All you know is that it fills your head with strange ideas. 245 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,560 Strange and sweet. 246 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,840 Well, it sounds like love. 247 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,480 Love. Ah, that 's what it is. 248 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,000 I think about her every moment since we first met. 249 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,920 -I only saw her for a second. -Not love at first sight? 250 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,320 I only saw her for a second, but I knew... 251 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,400 I knew it was right. 252 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,320 I knew we were meant to be together. 253 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,960 All the places we'd go, all the things we'd do together... 254 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,440 Little things. Nice things. 255 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,360 Sounds romantic. 256 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,320 Romantic. 257 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,920 -Yes, that 's what it... Thank you. -You're welcome. 258 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,760 Romantic. 259 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:30,720 -She's very pretty. -Pretty ones are best, aren't they? 260 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,480 So pretty. 261 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,280 Love 262 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,120 It's a beautiful thing 263 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:49,640 Like the first day in spring time Or the blue, blue skies of June 264 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,440 And it's love Makes my heart wanna sing 265 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,760 And I've got to get back to you Some place soon 266 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,880 Not a word to be said 267 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:14,560 Just the moment of love, light Shines through 268 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,120 Take my hand 269 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,360 You are being a very, very naughty boy... 270 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,560 and I think you need some severe punishment. 271 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,880 Did you know I don't even know her first name? 272 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,880 Names aren't important. Names are for later, not now. 273 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,760 I should get some flowers. Pretty girls like flowers, don't they? 274 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,160 It shows that you care, that you're interested. 275 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,800 Yes, we love flowers, especially... roses. 276 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:52,960 -Roses! I'll get her some roses! -Yes, a nice big bunch of roses! 277 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,680 Klein, you Megakey guys are total shit. Where's my key? 278 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,800 -Key? -Key, yeah. K-E-Y. 279 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,880 You're supposed to copy a key for me. 280 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:09,360 -That 's not my fuckin' phone! -What? Whose fuckin' phone?! 281 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,200 Klein! That 's her name! 282 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,680 -I gotta go. -You're going nowhere. 283 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,440 -Take came off! -They stay where they are! 284 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,640 -We're finished. -Oh, I haven't even started. 285 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,120 Hello? Hello! 286 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,120 Okay, remember what I said, Sal. 287 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,240 Sal. 288 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,680 In the booth, man. 289 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,400 Gotta get a mug o'... tea. 290 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,600 This is Abe. Who is this? 291 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,960 -Why do you have my phone? -Where is she? 292 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,200 Why do you have her phone, which is my phone? 293 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,680 -Where is who? -No, I... 294 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,480 ...I wanna talk to her! -Her? 295 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,880 Speak to who? Look, I'm really not in the mood for this. 296 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,000 -What? -Why do you have my phone? 297 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,920 Hang on, hang on! 298 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,920 -Hello? -Hello! 299 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,920 -You still there? Hello? -You have something that 's mine. 300 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,280 You're holding it in your hand and I want it back! 301 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,880 -Who is this? -You know what I want! 302 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,400 -Excuse me! -I get it! I get it! 303 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,440 Tell Danny I don't even have his money... 304 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,840 so leave me the fuck alone, all right? 305 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,800 Hello? 306 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,280 -I can't hear you! -I wanna make a call! 307 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,840 I can't hear you! What 's that noise? 308 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,600 -Can you hold on? -What do you think you're doing?! 309 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,440 -Hang on! -I want to use the phone! 310 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,440 -You want the phone? -Yeah. 311 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,880 There's your fuckin' phone! 312 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,040 Your personal finances don't concern me. What does concern... 313 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,320 -Where are you?! -Waiting for a client. I have to go. 314 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,600 Don't touch the locker! 315 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,360 -How do you know I'm in the locker? -I just know these things! 316 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600 -Well, where are you? -I'm on my way. 317 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,440 -Locker 501! -No,it's 705. 318 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,480 -Who is this? -Stay exactly where you are! 319 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,040 Yeah. Right. The chances of that are about zero. 320 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,560 Sal! 321 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,240 -Thought I told you to be invisible. -You know I never lose a joke. 322 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,600 Besides, I am Mr. Invisibility. 323 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,120 -You didn't see I was behind you. -Something really weird happened. 324 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,040 First, this strange call about this job, right? And then, some... 325 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,280 asshole calls me from my own cell... 326 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,880 all angry and shit, tells me not to touch that locker, but to wait... 327 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,120 like I've got nothing better to do! 328 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,840 Sweet. Let 's open the locker. 329 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,920 Shut up. I'm not opening the locker. 330 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,000 You're talkin' madness! Listen... 331 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,160 Hello? Sal. 332 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,320 Got cursed. 333 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,560 Now, there's probably somethin' very important in that locker... 334 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,840 belongin' to the guy that called. Now... 335 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,800 he obviously lost his key. 336 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,240 He swallowed it or somethin'. Right? 337 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,880 Now, he knows you know... 338 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,720 he's an idiot for losin' what you don't need to get to you-know-what. 339 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,080 So, if you know that he knows... 340 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,440 you can save him the embarrassment o' tellin' you what you already know. 341 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,840 Think about it, man. 342 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,320 Okay, I'm not 100% sure I understand what you just said. 343 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,480 lf you know... 344 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,800 ...that he knows... -Oh, fuck it, I'll open it anyway. 345 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,440 -You won't regret this. -I've heard that before. 346 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,800 -This time, man, I'm sure. -Yeah, I've heard that too. 347 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,240 -Go stand over there. -Look out. 348 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,320 -Just go stand over there. -Look out 349 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,800 -I need to concentrate. -Look out 350 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,720 Look out. 351 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,760 Sal! 352 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,280 Sal. 353 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,120 Jesus. 354 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,040 Curb your shock, man! Fuck! 355 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,840 -After you, man. -Get into that van! 356 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,040 You're ready? 357 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,200 Christ. 358 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,880 -Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! -Look at this shit, Sal! 359 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,800 I mean, look at this. Look at this. This is, like... 360 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,600 Dude, this... 361 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,200 I mean, this is... 362 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,440 Look at all this, this is just like a... 363 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,520 Oh my God, this is for a fuckin' hit or somethin', Sal. 364 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,000 Who the fuck did we just rob? 365 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,040 Fuck, man. 366 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,960 -Shit. -We gotta warn this guy. 367 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,160 Shit, man. 368 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,360 Camelito! 369 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,160 Camelito? Are you fuckin' crazy, man? 370 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,720 Yeah. 371 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,480 Think about the money. 372 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,240 I can't. I'm trying to cultivate a Mr. Respectable image here... 373 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,800 and then this shit happens. Why? Why does this shit happen to me? 374 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,840 This is you! This is your fault! You told me to take the case! 375 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,160 I didn't even want... What am I doing here? I don't even smoke. 376 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,440 I didn't wanna take the case! 377 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,560 God. Think. Come on, Abe, think! 378 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,680 Think, man. Think. 379 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,680 Fuck! 380 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,400 Mr. Fish? 381 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,560 -Hello? -Samuel Fish. Mr. Fish. 382 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,960 Sammy to my friends. I'm sort of both. Take my card. 383 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,000 Call me anytime, just not right now. 384 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,920 -Do I know you? -No. I'm... Joe? 385 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,400 -I'm a friend of Joe's. Joe's friend. -Joe? 386 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,040 -Which Joe? -You know Joe, right? 387 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,480 -I thought Joe was out of town. -He is. 388 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,120 And you? Are you a friend of Joe's as well? 389 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,760 Never met him. 390 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,560 Okay. 391 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,960 What do you want? 392 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,240 Okay, Mr. Fish... 393 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,760 this is kind of a strange situation for me... 394 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,600 as it is for you. It 's probably more strange for you than it is for me. 395 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,600 Anyway, I don't quite know how to explain this... 396 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,040 ...cuz it 's kinda complicated. -I'm listening... 397 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,440 ...but I'm not understanding. -Right. Well, when I got... 398 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,320 Sorry. Can I... just... 399 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,440 Sorry about this. 400 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,440 Shit. 401 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,440 It 's the wrong number. 402 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,880 Listen, if this is about money... 403 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,360 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It 's about the money. 404 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,680 You seem like a smart type, so we can deal, right? 405 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,880 -Maybe. -Are you gonna answer that? 406 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,160 -No. -What is Ernesto's problem? 407 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,640 Was it the two million or screwing Juliana? 408 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,800 -I think it was the girl. -The girl. Always the girl. 409 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,000 Same old story. Always the girl. 410 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,920 But what a great arse. 411 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,360 Still, if it 's the girl, he's not gonna listen to offers, right? 412 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,920 -Am I right? -You're right. 413 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,280 Yeah, he's possessive. He's the possessive type. 414 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,800 You don't... look like killers. 415 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,240 Really? What... what do killers look like? 416 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,960 -Well, they... -Get your hands up, man. 417 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,200 What do you think we look like? Amateurs? 418 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,800 You think we're kiddin' ya? I've got a gun. I'm gonna shoot. 419 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,360 Go for it, punk. Make my day. 420 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,520 Give me the gun. Come on, gimme the gun. 421 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,800 -Gimme the gun! -Most killers... 422 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,760 well, they dress a little... they dress a little more... 423 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,720 professional. 424 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,040 You two... Well, no disrespect... 425 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,680 ...but... you know what I mean. -Oh, this? 426 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,000 This is just like a disguise... thing. You know? 427 00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:00,160 It 's like, I'm a killer, but then again... 428 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,360 ...I'm not. We should kill you, but then again, we don't have to. 429 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:10,480 It 's what we like to call free-market economy. We take the best offer. 430 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,280 A man who's prepared to listen to reason. That 's what I like to hear. 431 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,000 I knew you were the smart type. Okay, I'm listening. 432 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,640 -Let me hear you. What do you want? -Fifty thousand. 433 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,840 Five hundred. 434 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,960 -50,500. -Yeah. 435 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,240 We get 50,000 if we do it. 436 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,640 -We get fifty thousand... -Five hundred. 437 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,760 ...if we don't. -Sounds fair. 438 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,360 But I don't have that much money here. 439 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,280 Could you come back tomorrow? 440 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,720 Right. 441 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,800 This shouldn't be too difficult. 442 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,800 What can I say? I'm a businessman. 443 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,880 Businessmen do things like that. You understand, don't you? 444 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,440 Of course you do. It 's business. Business is business! 445 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,560 Yeah. God, sure. 446 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,960 But what if you take off... 447 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,920 and tomorrow someone else comes around in your place... 448 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,960 and they don't wanna be paid off? 449 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,040 How do I know that ain't gonna happen? 450 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,600 Actually, that 's quite a good point. 451 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,960 -Well, we... I suppose we could... -Tell 'em you're dead. 452 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,920 I think they would probably check that one out. 453 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,920 They would need a dead body in the flesh, so to speak. 454 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,760 Could work. 455 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,440 Something smells funny to me. 456 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,280 Real funny. I don't think you're a killer at all. 457 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,440 -Why don't you try to convince me? -Gimme the gun. Gimme the gun, Sal. 458 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,360 Gimme the gun. Gimme the gun. Gimme the gun! 459 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,400 Curious. 460 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,680 We gotta leave. ''Leave'' as in ''get the fuck outta Dodge'', man! 461 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,320 Where's the case? 462 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,800 How could you leave the case in there, Sal? 463 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,560 You know, that 's it! Mimi's right! I'm just an irresponsible fuck-up! 464 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,840 You don't have to agree with me! 465 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,640 Shit! 466 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,920 Is that all you can do? Just sit there and nod? 467 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,040 What about a plan, Sal? You always got a plan! No? Great. 468 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,160 Okay, this is what we should do: you go back to your place. 469 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,800 You wait for me to call, okay? 470 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,840 Pack up all your shit and do not do anything, do not go anywhere... 471 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,400 until I get there, right? Okay, go. 472 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:15,080 Oh, and Sal? Whatever you do, don't panic, all right? Do not panic. 473 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,560 Come on! 474 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,000 Shouldn't be hard to find. 475 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,920 Hopsing! 476 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,520 -Thank you. -See ya again. 477 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,320 -Bye. -Cheers. 478 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,960 You think you could hide from me by comin' to work? How stupid is that? 479 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,720 Can't hide from payday, Mr. Klein. 480 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,080 -Where is he? -I think it 's his day off. 481 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,080 -You think? -Well, he's not here... 482 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,640 ...so, technically, it 's a day off. -Day off? 483 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,880 -Yeah. It means he's not working. -I know what it is! I'm not stupid! 484 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,560 You sayin' I'm stupid? 485 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,200 lf you'd like to fill out a formal complaint... 486 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,040 I've got a form. 487 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,240 Day off, eh? 488 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,240 And what could he be doin' with his day off? 489 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,080 That 's it! He's sunnin' himself in a Caribbean island... 490 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,720 sippin' fuckin' sangrilla with some bikini-clad world-famous supermodel. 491 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,280 He'll be flyin' home tomorrow night in his own Learjet... 492 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,000 drivin' home from the airport in his Porsche 92-fuckin'-4 Turbo. 493 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:53,440 Have you any idea how he's financin' his new-found lifestyle? 494 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,320 -No. -With my fuckin' money! 495 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,880 My fuckin' money! 496 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,200 -I'm sorry. -Not as fuckin' sorry as I am. 497 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,160 You tell your wee pal I'm lookin' for him, right? 498 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,960 And don't be so fuckin' polite all the time. 499 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,920 -How much it is, mate? -That 's 12 quid, please, guv'nor. 500 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,000 -There you go. -Thanks a lot, sir. 501 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,040 Abe! 502 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,200 Fuckin' hell. Yeah, all right, I'm Abe! 503 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,600 Sorry, son. 504 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,280 ''Abe Klein is...'' 505 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,160 Married. 506 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,040 She's married. 507 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,720 And I'm late. 508 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,400 But most marriages fail anyway. Keep positive. 509 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,720 Keep positive. 510 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,080 Keep positive. 511 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,680 Women like confident men. 512 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,600 Abe Klein. 513 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,400 I got you. 514 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,880 Don't panic. Don't panic, please, please. Yeah. 515 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,000 Fuck. Fuck, man! 516 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,360 Shit, man! 517 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,920 Oh, Jimi. Oh, Jimi. What are we gonna do, man? 518 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:26,680 Yeah, man. Yeah, I'm gonna smoke this shit! That 's what I'm gonna do! 519 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,200 I'm gonna put it in my pipe. Put it in my pipe, yeah, put it in my pipe. 520 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,640 I can't believe it, man. There was Mr. Fish, man... 521 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,200 and I was there with the gun, man! And we got all... He go... 522 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,680 What the fuck is this shit? 523 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,560 You think you can fuckin' hide from me?! 524 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,440 I can smell that shite from all the way down the fuckin' stairs! 525 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:30,560 You think I have nothin' better to do than runnin' after you all day?! 526 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:38,840 Oh, well! If it isn't the wee fuckin' marijuana-smokin' junkie loser! 527 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,920 I, on the other hand, am a taxpayin' member of my community... 528 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,400 ...and I'd like a wee chat with you. -I've got my reasons, Danny! 529 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,280 It 's about repayin' a debt to society. 530 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,760 Change your fate, man. That 's the concept. 531 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,600 Fuckin' concepts?! Try this for a fuckin' concept! 532 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,720 Where's my fuckin' money and where's your wee fuckin' boyfriend?! 533 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,760 -Do you want a cup o' tea? -Cup o' tea?! 534 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,480 I don't have fuckin' time for cups o' fuckin' tea! 535 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,800 Shit! 536 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,960 This day just keeps getting better. 537 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,960 Come on! Shit! 538 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,360 Come on! 539 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,880 Shit! 540 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,480 What the fuck is goin' on?! 541 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,000 Fuck! 542 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,800 This isn't right! 543 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,320 Do I arrive fresh and relaxed as promised? No! 544 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,520 You see? You see what I'm talking about? 545 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:59,840 Nobody takes responsibility. Nobody wants to know. 546 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,040 All of a sudden, it 's somebody else's problem. 547 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:05,040 It 's always somebody else's problem! 548 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,720 Whatever happened to customer service? 549 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,920 Motherfucker. ''Dragon''? 550 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,280 The name's Dragan! 551 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,080 Just a little joke of mine, you know? 552 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,440 Brighten a dull day. Breaks the ice, so to speak. 553 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,960 -Idiot! -Right. 554 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,960 Okay. Well, time is money, mine, at this rate, and... 555 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,640 we seem to be wasting it. 556 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,600 I'm a professional. I don't carry my own bags. 557 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,280 That 's funny. I'm a specialist operative, not a baggage handler... 558 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,240 so you do now. 559 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,080 Dally with me. 560 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,200 Where is my limo? 561 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,920 Hello? 562 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,560 Sal, we gotta talk! 563 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,680 Where the fuck are you? 564 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,520 Sal? 565 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,880 Sal. 566 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,440 I refuse to work with this man Virgil. 567 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,760 He's treating me like some circus monkey. 568 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,000 Well, Dragan, we all have to compromise, you know what I mean? 569 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,040 But he's too difficult. Incompetent! He causes problems! 570 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,680 -Says who? -Everybody says so. You know what? 571 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,160 I have good ears. I hear these things. 572 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,760 That's nice, but we don't have a replacement. 573 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,160 -Why is there no replacement? -He's sick. 574 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,320 -Sick? -Yes, sick. 575 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,800 You have one replacement, and he's sick? 576 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,960 Very sick. 577 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,080 -You think that is good business? -No. 578 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,040 No. No, I don't think so. 579 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,800 Listen, this is stupid. 580 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,760 It is always the same. This is bullshit! 581 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,600 This is bullshit. Bullshit! 582 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,280 Oh, yes. You are Mr. Healthy, of course. 583 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:39,280 -Your body is your temple, Dragan. -Then it 's mine to do with as I wish. 584 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,680 lf I want to vomit in it, then it 's my choice. 585 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,000 -Charming. -Where is he? 586 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,720 At the King Charles Hotel, room 225. 587 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,280 International, too. Expensive, I'll tell you that, man. 588 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,760 -Are you sure? -Of course. I've booked it myself. 589 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,680 Besides, my taste is exemplary. 590 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,720 Quality counts when you want to create a good impression. I always... 591 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,720 -The room number! It is 225? -Yes, of course. 592 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,120 It 's not a very difficult number to remember. 593 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,080 You know, after all, 2 plus 2 equals 5, doesn't it, Dragan? 594 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,960 Did you get that one? Does it translate in the old Slavic tongue? 595 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,200 Even Hopsing got that. Didn't you, you little devil? 596 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,480 I don't want your little jokes, you little prick. 597 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,640 I don't even want your opinion, 'cause I don't care. 598 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,040 Now, we go there. You tell me only facts! 599 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,520 The facts are in the file. 600 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,240 You'd have known that if you had bothered to read it. 601 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,600 Fact: you're here to remove your man... 602 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,800 whom your organization employed in the first place. 603 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,400 Why? Because 1) he sounded funny on the phone... 604 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,680 and b) because you've lost contact with him, which makes him a threat. 605 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,120 -Do you know what they call that? -Industrial conduct. 606 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,280 Who said that? 607 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,480 Still, it 's their money. 608 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,760 That 's true. 609 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,920 I suppose they have nothing better to do. 610 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,840 But still, if they screw up, I'm not gonna take the responsibility. 611 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,120 -Neither am I. -Well, good. 612 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,600 Shall we? 613 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,960 -Yeah. -Think of a funeral. 614 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,440 Tears in all the little eyes as they are putting flowers on your grave. 615 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,200 Look, I don't know who the hell you are, but I... 616 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,360 No more little boy games! 617 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,840 You stole my money and you have my phone, which you will return... 618 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,320 but first things first! 619 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,360 What's the name and address of the appointment I was supposed to be at? 620 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,120 Danny Devine. 621 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,680 Parrot Club... 622 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,520 ...38, Halston Place. -I suggest you stay... 623 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:15,920 very close to my phone. Very close. 624 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,280 Fuck you, Danny. 625 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,600 -Then what? -Then I left. 626 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,120 -That is it? -That is it. 627 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,480 -And where is he now? -I don't know, I'm investigating. 628 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,480 Investigating? 629 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,840 What does that mean, you're investigating? 630 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:52,680 Yes, of course. You poor fellow. Investigating. Investigating means... 631 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,520 When one investi... gates... 632 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:01,640 -Quite large, isn't it? -So you left. That is all? 633 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:06,160 Well, that 's what I was told to do. It was my day off. 634 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,760 I was told to come and collect you. You and your... baggage. 635 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,720 -This is the one. -Disappointing, Virgil. 636 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,840 That is what you are. Disappointing! 637 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,720 I'm terribly sorry! 638 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,960 Is it him? 639 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,920 Is it me? 640 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,280 No. 641 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,480 No. 642 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,360 No. 643 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,160 Are you sure? 644 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,320 -You sure? -Quite. 645 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,280 Quite. 646 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,760 I got... My key is... 647 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,320 -Could you close my door, please? -Yes, of course. 648 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,280 -Thank you. -Pleasure. 649 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,760 This is another of your funny jokes, yes? 650 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,320 Your famous British sense of humour? I'm not laughing! 651 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,680 Well, do you ever? 652 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,600 The fact that he's already checked out is proof positive... 653 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,080 that your people made a mistake, not I. 654 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,840 -My people don't make mistakes! -They sent you, didn't they? 655 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:04,680 Incompetent! That is what you are. Incompetent! 656 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:09,240 Your accusations are unimaginative... 657 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,840 and quite simply incorrect. I will not take responsibility. 658 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:18,200 This is the room I was told to reserve. This is the room I reserved! 659 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,520 -And this is where your man was! -Incompetent. 660 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,400 If name-calling is the best you can do to alleviate the situation... 661 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,240 then it is a sad reflection of who you are. 662 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:33,080 -Incompetent. -Fine. End of dialogue. 663 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,400 -Still not my fault. -Idiot. 664 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,840 -I heard that. -Good. I will say it again. 665 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,800 No need to. 666 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,160 I'm so sorry. 667 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,840 -What 'd you kiss me for, man? -I didn't kiss you. 668 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,160 What are you cryin' for, man? 669 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:12,040 -What you did with me, man? -What 'd I do?! I didn't do anything! 670 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,800 -I thought you were dead! -Dead? 671 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,480 Yeah! 672 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,880 Fuck,man! 673 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:22,080 This has to be one of the strongest varieties o' skank known to mankind! 674 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,560 This shit stinks! 675 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:33,720 Fuck, man! You're telling me! I thought I'd died! That shit 's mad! 676 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,040 -What? -The birthday bush. 677 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,960 The Dutch spinach. The jockey aged, man. 678 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,960 You gotta try some o' this. Gotta go get more o' this shit for myself. 679 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,320 Shut up, Sal. Shut up. Hang on. 680 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,680 So Danny didn't kill you. 681 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,640 -No. -Oh my God, what have I done? 682 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,280 -But he did putt 'round, though. -I need to call him. 683 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:58,120 And he's very, very pissed off, man. 684 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,480 I need to call him. He's in danger. Give me his number. 685 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,400 -And he left you a message. -It 's on the picture, on the floor. 686 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,000 It 's on the floor. 687 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,280 -Read it out. -''Danny Devine.'' 688 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,480 Not his name! The number, dude! The number! 689 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,040 -07... -07... 690 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,560 ...8... No, that 's a 6, man. Sorry. 691 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,640 I can't... I can't read this. I need to call the police. 692 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,880 It 's 999, man. 693 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,360 Come on. 694 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,320 -Emergency services. -I need to report... 695 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,640 -Which service do you require? -What? Police! 696 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,240 -Just bear with me a moment, sir. -I don't think you understand! 697 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,600 -This is really bad! -He wants his money back, man. 698 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,760 You hold it up. Pick your money up. 699 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,800 If it stays in your pocket, it can get dirty, really dirty. 700 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,720 So give a Parrot Club welcome for the hottest thing from icy Siberia: 701 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,240 Annuska! 702 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,760 I wanna see the manager! 703 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,760 You don't need the manager. 704 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:42,120 I know what you really want. A good time, yeah? 705 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,520 -How long have you known me? -Long enough to know... 706 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,960 ...you'd not come down on a friend. -That 's right. Not fuckin' long. 707 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:59,640 That means it 's business. If it 's business, what does that mean? 708 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,600 -No favours. -That 's right! No favours! 709 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,920 No favours means no fuckin' reprieves. 710 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,880 No fuckin' reprieves means... 711 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,960 no fuckin' reprieves! 712 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,120 Well, maybe we could arrange something else, then. 713 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:17,720 What? Like that? 714 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,960 What am I gonna do with that? What the fuck am I gonna do with 'em?! 715 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,000 Fuckin' hang 'em on the wall and fuckin'... 716 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,400 have a wee rummage around and try and find fuckin' BBC World Service? 717 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,120 What the fuck am I gonna do with them, Moon? You fuckin' tell me... 718 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,720 what am I gonna fuckin' do with them! 719 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,680 -I thought you'd like 'em. -Like 'em? 720 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,400 Fuck yourself! 721 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,840 -Is she bein' nice? -Yeah. I think so. 722 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:02,320 How many fuckin' times I have to tell ya? It 's fuckin' cash only! 723 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,960 In life, you get two choices: you either fuckin' pay up or you don't. 724 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,080 You pay up, that 's all right. You don't pay up, that 's not all right. 725 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,160 That was not fuckin' all right! 726 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,640 See you, Danny. 727 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:24,480 That 's what I like to see. A nice wee smilin' picture of Her Majesty. 728 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,800 Come on! 729 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,920 Are you Danny Devine? 730 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,040 Hello. Hello? 731 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,040 -Hello? -Klein? 732 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,840 -Who the fuck are you?! -Who the fuck are you? 733 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,080 Did you see the sign on the door? The one that said fuckin' ''Private''? 734 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,520 Did you see that or did you fuckin' miss it? Maybe you're dyslexic. 735 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,640 I'll fuckin' explain it to you. Well, what it means is... 736 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,160 ''Fuck right fuckin' off right fuckin' now!'' 737 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,320 -You talk too much. -Or we could sit down and discuss... 738 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,480 in a more businesslike fashion, if you like. 739 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,080 Nothing to discuss. You are Danny, but you are not the real target. 740 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,680 Therefore, you and your friend Klein are trying to set me up. 741 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,400 Listen, friend, I haven't got a clue what you're talkin' about. 742 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,680 By the way, I'm the one who normally does the fuckin' mood here! 743 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,680 No disrespect to you and your big fuckin' gun an' all! 744 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,640 Do you know you're sittin' in a parrot? 745 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,120 -What? -Fuck it. 746 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,000 No, no, wait, wait, wait. 747 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,600 I mean, we've only just fuckin' met. You might like me. 748 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,640 We could sit around, have a wee cup o' tea, and maybe discuss it... 749 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,840 in a more kinda civilized fashion sorta thing! 750 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,160 We could do that. But we won't. 751 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,000 What is this, James fuckin' Bond?! 752 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,120 You think you can kill me with a single bullet? I'll get you! 753 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,920 All right, police! This is a raid! 754 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,600 I want that door down! 755 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,400 How am I gonna explain this to Dan fuckin' Altman?! 756 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,080 Outta my way! I want that door open! 757 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,240 We need the heavy stuff! 758 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,440 Bring in the grinder! 759 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:00,480 Charley's Meats. Charley speaking. 760 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,520 There's a wall directly in front of you. 761 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,160 Which one you talkin' about, mate? 762 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,120 It 's in front of you, at 10 o' clock! 763 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,080 The weird-lookin' thing with pointy... things on it. 764 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,800 It looks like a Toblerone! 765 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,360 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see it. Who is this? 766 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:22,600 I want you to drive into it as fast as you can! 767 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,280 You're out of your mind, aren't you, mate? 768 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:32,960 Jesus fuckin' Christ! 769 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,080 And the next one's between your eyes. You understand me?! 770 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,720 Yeah! No problem! I understand. Yeah, no problem. 771 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,960 -Right! Now drive! -I'm driving the thing right now. 772 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:46,680 Do it! 773 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,760 Carry on. 774 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:14,880 Fuckin' turds. 775 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:22,320 -Hello? -Hey, Mrs. Gutierrez. It 's Abe. 776 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,800 -Hi, Abe. How are you? -I'm fine. 777 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:30,160 Everything's just going fine. Could I speak to Mimi, please? 778 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,560 She's not here. She didn't get the plane. 779 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,240 Hi, it 's me. Don't talk. 780 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,640 I'm at Heathrow because my flight has been delayed... 781 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,360 -She changed her mind, Abe. -...for hours, and... 782 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,400 -She called you, didn't she? -...I went back home. Also... 783 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,360 -Yeah, she called me. -...I couldn't leave things... 784 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,640 -What time's she getting in again? -...the way we left things. 785 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,800 -I think I need to talk to you. -She's taking the next train back. 786 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,280 I want to take the next train back to town... 787 01:05:54,800 --> 01:06:00,320 and... I was thinking that maybe we can try to forget the whole thing. 788 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:05,400 -Are you okay, Abe? -I'm fine. I'm just a bit late. 789 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,600 But... listen, it was nice speaking with you. I've gotta go, okay? 790 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,360 -Okay. Good night, Abe. -Good night! 791 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:20,080 ''First class local knowledge.'' That is what it says on your card. 792 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,040 ''First class local knowledge.'' 793 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,280 I don't hear you comin' up with any bright ideas... 794 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:31,320 ...o Lord of the Onion Rings. -I don't live here. 795 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,440 -Well, what a tragedy. -Bullshit. 796 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:38,560 All you talk is bullshit! ''It will be a quick, quiet job'', they said... 797 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,440 ''backed up by local assistants. There'll be no need for attention. 798 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:46,600 There will be no need to come to interrogate.'' Amateurs! 799 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,720 There's the chap that killed Fish. 800 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:25,280 Oh, sorry. I didn't recognize you. The telephone man, right? 801 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,920 The telephone man. Yeah, that 's very clever. 802 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:34,160 That 's very funny. The telephone man! 803 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,080 -Yeah, I suppose I am, really. -What 's happened to you? 804 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,160 That 's a long story. 805 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:50,120 -You're waiting for a train? -Not really. 806 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:58,360 So... funny coincidence, running into you again here. Small world. 807 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:04,280 A small world? Yeah, I suppose it is. It 's a small world. 808 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:14,840 Come on, take it. 809 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,160 I bought it for you. 810 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,880 Thank you. I can't. 811 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,000 I picked it myself. It was the nicest one of the bunch. 812 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,960 Pretty girls like pretty flowers, don't they? 813 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:33,800 Especially roses. It 's romantic, isn't it? 814 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:39,040 -It 's romantic. -I'm sorry. I can't take it. 815 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,600 Why? 816 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:49,920 I have a boyfriend. He's meeting me here. He's always late. 817 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,360 But if you didn't have a boyfriend... 818 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:57,240 if you didn't have a boyfriend, if he wasn't there anymore... 819 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,280 if he just disappeared... 820 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,160 would you take the rose then? 821 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:09,520 I really need to go. 822 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,760 -Yeah? -I've been reasonable so far. 823 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:49,520 That ends now. Betraying me was a mistake. We both know that. 824 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:55,600 So, you have something that belongs to me, and now... 825 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,520 I've got something that belongs to you. 826 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,680 This time I almost believed you. 827 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,400 Believe it, Dick? 828 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:17,160 But believe me for what I am now, not for what I've done in the past. 829 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,600 This time it's really goodbye. There are no second chances left for us. 830 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,080 There's always a second chance. It's a world for second chances. 831 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,840 You think it's too late? 832 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,640 ''It 's a world for second chances.'' 833 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,480 -Oh, Dick... -Yes, sugar, yes? 834 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:42,760 How much do you think he loves you? Think he'll try and phone all day? 835 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,680 I want this moment to last for eternity. 836 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,280 -Why? -Why what? 837 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:52,080 -Why him? -I don't understand the question. 838 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,480 You seem a reasonably attractive, reasonably intelligent girl. 839 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:58,240 Why are you wasting your life on a boy... 840 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,760 ...on an idiot? -If he's an idiot... 841 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:05,680 how come you lost your phone? You didn't know whose phone you had! 842 01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:09,080 And how come you haven't got your phone back yet? 843 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,680 If he's an idiot, what does that make you? 844 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,520 Stupid? 845 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,880 ...it doesn't mean we can't start a family of our own. 846 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,840 With a little boy... and girl? 847 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:29,920 -And a dog, sweet heart! -Is he a good man? Is that it? 848 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,120 -He's very good, actually. -That good? Then he's good. 849 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,800 Good enough for life? 850 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,280 Is he the Forever Man? The man you wanna spend eternity with? 851 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,360 Good enough to be a father? 852 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,760 -I'd be a good father. -I don't think so. 853 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,720 I think so. Very good. 854 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,280 Things would be different. 855 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,560 It would be a son. 856 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,360 A boy. 857 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:02,360 I'm devoted. You wouldn't have to worry about anything, either of you. 858 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:07,600 ...a boy... and a girl? Like... like a real family? 859 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,000 It doesn't have to be this way. 860 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:16,120 -Kiss me, Dick, and never stop! -Good one! 861 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:22,600 Smarts a bit, but it shows you care. It really... it really could be nice! 862 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,640 It could be different! 863 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,360 Special! 864 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:31,040 I met you once at the train station! That was it! 865 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:35,480 -Once is enough! -Not for me. I have a boyfriend. 866 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,040 -I love him. I'm sorry. -You might leave him. 867 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,080 -No! -You don't know! 868 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,280 -It could end! Things do! -It won't! 869 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,120 -You don't know that! It might! -I know! 870 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,920 Help! Please! 871 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,760 -This won't hurt? -Does it hurt, sugar? 872 01:12:55,960 --> 01:13:00,520 You're making a big mistake. I could give you a wonderful life. 873 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:06,520 You and... you and our baby. A family. Nice things. Pretty things. 874 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,520 It could be love. 875 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,760 I already have plans. I'm sorry. 876 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,440 That 's your choice. 877 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,600 It 's your life, I suppose. 878 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,240 Hello? Just listen to what I need to say! 879 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:35,320 In this moment of silence, what did you think about? 880 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,320 -What? -Good things or bad? Happy or sad? 881 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,600 Was it the necessary reality check your little life needed? I hope so. 882 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,080 -I don't need this! -You know, if you left him... 883 01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:47,720 life would be so simple. Think about it. 884 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,840 -There's always good way of options. -Hello? 885 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:55,280 Each silent second gives you time to think about the grand scheme of life. 886 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:58,640 Are you thinking, Abe? Do you see the big picture? 887 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,400 Listen,just please don't touch her, okay? I'm serious! 888 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,360 You know what? So am I. 889 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,400 And I've just made a decision all of my own. 890 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,960 -You keep my phone and money... -No. 891 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,320 ...I'll keep the girl. -No. This is not how we... 892 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,880 -Have a nice life. -Please, don't put the phone... 893 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,880 No. 894 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,360 This is so not happening to me. 895 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,240 -Your call has been forwarded... -Fuck! 896 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,000 -Fuck! -...to the voice mall... voice mall... 897 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:36,040 -Hello! -Dirty Angels Escort Service calling. 898 01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:39,280 Your contract with Auntie Gladys did not include any medical costs... 899 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:42,480 associated with services rendered. It's noted that she arrived... 900 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:47,680 at your room number 225, King Charles Hotel, and we will bill you. 901 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,400 Bill me! 902 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,760 This is it. 903 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:23,160 I don't believe anything from you anymore. 904 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,600 I don't believe you are a professional... 905 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,240 I don't believe you have local knowledge... 906 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,520 I don't even believe that your name is Virgil. 907 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,560 You are incompetent. 908 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,240 -That is it. -Are you quite finished? 909 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:52,840 No. We still have to see Fish. 910 01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:59,600 I want to go and see the body myself. Take me there now. 911 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,840 You know what, Dragan? 912 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:05,360 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not a professional. 913 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:09,240 What if... what if Fish is alive? 914 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,520 I shoot him. 915 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,960 And what if he's already dead? 916 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,240 I shoot him again. 917 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:38,480 And what if he's not there at all? 918 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,200 I shoot you. 919 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,680 Okay, that 's... 920 01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,200 Open the fuckin' door! 921 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,720 Come on, it 's me you want, not her! 922 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,880 -Go away! -Come on, open the door! 923 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,880 Open the door! 924 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:41,240 -If you've harmed her, I'll find... -And do what? Enlighten me. 925 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,920 I've got your money. Okay? 926 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,000 Look at you. Certainly very John Wayne. 927 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,160 The hero who sacrifices his own life for the damsel in distress. 928 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:56,840 I am the hero! The one who kills! Dying's easy, anyone can do it. 929 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,200 It 's 50 grand in a case, and only I know where it is! 930 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:04,200 -I don't care about it. Sleep well. -You care about the other call I had. 931 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,800 Go on. 932 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,280 Be careful, the towel's hot. 933 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,720 Does that feel good? 934 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:26,440 And what 's with you, Hopsing? 935 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,600 Say something. 936 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,280 I said, talk! 937 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,080 Put that thing away, would you? 938 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:44,040 This isn't America. People don't take kindly to that sort of cowboy antics. 939 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:48,960 -Maybe he's an imbecile, like you! -He doesn't speak English, Dragan. 940 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,560 -Like you. -Virgil, you're just a time-waster. 941 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,320 -I will not speak to you anymore! -Good! 942 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:58,680 -Good! -That would be just fine with me. 943 01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,600 -Now look what you've done! -I did not do anything. 944 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,880 -Yes you did. You've killed him! -No, I did not! 945 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,560 -Yes you did, he's quite dead! -No, he... he's alive. Get up! 946 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:13,840 Don't kick him! He was more than a faithful footman, he was my friend! 947 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,800 Stand up! 948 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:20,080 Maybe your people sleep with their eyes open, Dracul... 949 01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:23,920 but I don't think vampires have spread to the Kwong Jo province! 950 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,920 This is your fault. Everything is your fault. 951 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:30,920 This whole day is your fault! In any case, we're going! 952 01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:35,360 How? You've killed our only means of transportation! 953 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,480 You will drive me there! 954 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,520 I know in certain terms... Would you kindly unhand...? 955 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:45,560 I know in certain terms I'm not gonna drive you around in that! 956 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,800 Look, I told you. I pretended I was you. 957 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,800 Things got out a hand. I did your job. 958 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:56,000 -How? -He's dead. What more do you need? 959 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:59,040 -His name? -Samuel Fish. 960 01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:01,200 Samuel Fish? 961 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,560 Well, I hope for both our sakes... 962 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,400 we find a dead Fish. 963 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,280 Are you all right back there, my little princess? 964 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:20,960 I love you too. 965 01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,720 Klein, you wee shite! 966 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,800 I knew I'd find you. You think you can hide from me, you wee fucker? 967 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:36,680 You can never escape the Devine. You can never escape the Devine! 968 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:41,280 I thought you'd rather enjoy traversing back streets with speed. 969 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:45,880 Pardon me. Perfect symbiosis between man and machine, isn't it? 970 01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:48,520 -It 's been popular for centuries. -That 's it! 971 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,080 Well, as I suspected, there he is. 972 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:56,400 Now that I found him, you are of little use to me, Virgil. 973 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:59,240 Now that you have found him?! 974 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:05,480 Don't think for one minute that you get credit for locating the target! 975 01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:11,600 That... Terribly sorry. I've hunted since the moment I've got the call! 976 01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:16,040 It 's no wonder that no one wants to work with you for a second time. 977 01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,560 Lies. 978 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,920 Those are lies! 979 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,520 I'm very popular! 980 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:31,080 And I will not take responsibility for other people's mistakes! 981 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:36,360 I'm a professional! My reputation is clean. 982 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,080 I'm the best at what I do! I am... 983 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:42,320 -Fuckin' loser! -I'll pay. I'm sorry. 984 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,280 Sorry? Is that right? 985 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:48,840 Sorry! Fuckin' sorry, sorry! It 's all I ever fuckin' hear! ''Sorry.'' 986 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,480 You think you can hide from me, Klein? You fuckin' little prick! 987 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:12,240 ''Just in charge.'' Well, stick that right up your fuckin' arse! 988 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:48,840 There. Proof. There's your dead body. You happy now? 989 01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,720 On your knees. 990 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,120 What? 991 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,720 Little prayer's good for the soul. On your knees. 992 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,680 What is the matter with you? 993 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:14,160 Loaded guns pointing at me, they make me a little nervous. 994 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:18,760 You know? It 's an American thing. Come on, you got what you want. 995 01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:23,880 No. What I've got was a day of inconvenience and annoyance! 996 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,040 Okay. All right. 997 01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:29,440 But... if you shoot me, you'll never see your money or your phone again. 998 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:32,360 I told you, I don't give a fuck about the money! Or my phone! 999 01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,960 What I want is resting quietly in your van. 1000 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:37,440 Will you keep still? You're beginning to irritate me... 1001 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:41,280 and I don't like feelin' irritated! It 's a British thing! 1002 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,280 Fuck it. Sweet dreams, Abe Klein! 1003 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,560 Well, well. Of all the people I should run into. 1004 01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:51,560 Ren and fuckin' Stimpy. I should kill you right fuckin' now. 1005 01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:54,480 But I'm a businessman, so which one of you has got my fuckin' money? 1006 01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:58,160 -Danny, now's not such a good time! -Time? What is it with you people? 1007 01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:01,160 What about me fuckin' time? I'm a respected member of my community! 1008 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:03,800 Think I got nothin' better to do than runnin' around after you all day... 1009 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,600 like a fuckin' mouse in a wheel, round and round and round... 1010 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:09,480 lookin' for a fuckin' piece o' cheese? Time is fuckin' money! 1011 01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:13,040 My money! And if you think there's a percentage in this for you... 1012 01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:15,440 you can fuckin' think again! 1013 01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:17,880 Have you ever listened to yourself? 1014 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:23,120 You tryin' to be funny? You think I am fuckin' funny? 1015 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:25,960 I think you're far from fuckin' funny. Will you keep still?! 1016 01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:28,400 Let me tell you somethin', Mr. Big-Fuckin'-Man... 1017 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:31,920 ...who wants a slice o' my cream pie. -Danny, this really isn't helping! 1018 01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:34,640 Helpin'? What am I, the fuckin' Salvation fuckin' Army? 1019 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,760 -You know, sonny, you talk too much. -I talk? 1020 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:40,760 -You're the one who's peckin'... -You talk too much! 1021 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:51,720 I need help. Big help. 1022 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:55,080 And I need it right now! 1023 01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:00,200 Thank God I called Fish. 1024 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:03,920 All I wanted was to get my life and Mimi back. 1025 01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:08,640 All he needed was the body of a dead Fish and a clear shot. 1026 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,720 At least luck and fate seemed to be on our side for once. 1027 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:30,800 Fortunately, Sal and I didn't shoot Fish earlier. 1028 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,440 Even better, he didn't shoot us. 1029 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:40,400 Oh,yeah. Danny. Shit. I almost forgot. 1030 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,400 I hated to ask Mr. Fish, but desperate times... 1031 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:47,520 seek desperate measures, and anyway, he could afford it now. 1032 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:50,800 Like I said, everybody can have a bad day. 1033 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,600 Not necessarily this bad, but you know what? 1034 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:59,680 Somehow, things always work out in the end. Who knows why? 1035 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:03,520 Mimi'll understand. I'm sure she'll understand. 1036 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:09,360 Motherfucker! Darling! 1037 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:12,600 Darling, are you okay? 1038 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,440 Are you okay, darling? 1039 01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,280 -I'm sorry. -Is it all right? 1040 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,520 -I love you. -I love you. 1041 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:25,480 -That really hurt. -I'm sorry. 1042 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,400 Hey, where is Sal? 1043 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:32,760 Sal? 1044 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,600 I don't know. 1045 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:38,200 The last thing I remember telling him was to stay put. 1046 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:41,480 I told you, baby, he never listens to you. 1047 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,640 Not at all. 1048 01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,560 Mohamed_sayed1993@yahoo.com *Araby4All* 85540

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