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Hey, hey, hey, hey! No!
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I don't forgive you
because what you did...
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I know, I know. ..but I can't waste
any more of my life.
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Well, it's an apology. No, it's a
quiche for intercoursing my wife.
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Why did you with Dom? I mean,
you can't have loved him.
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Christ, no!
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When we were...
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..was I...?
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Do you mean,
were you better than your mum?
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Oh, my God, no! No, forget it!
Oh, no, no, no!
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JANICE: Do you have a good
support network?
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I've got friends.
Well, I've got a friend.
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There's Billy.
I want to take you on a date.
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Proper date. One foot wrong
and you're back in prison.
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So don't forget that.
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There are people who want to
poison
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my daughter's memory with lies
and slander.
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I was 17. And you were the grown up.
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It wouldn't be hard
to dismantle you.
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This community has got us
through the darkest of times.
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We'll make sure we're not
dragged into the darkness again.
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MANDY: Once upon a time there were
three little piggies who were just
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trying to live their lives.
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But the Big Bad Wolf wanted to
destroy them.
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He couldn't help himself.
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The first little piggy built a house
of straw and tried to live in it.
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But the Big Bad Wolf wanted to eat
her up, so he blew the house down.
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She tried to run away
but he found her.
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She was his now and he was going
to eat her slowly, a bite at a time.
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The second little piggy built
a house of sticks
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but he ran that over in his car.
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Tried to kill her, the bastard.
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But thankfully she got away.
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The third little piggy was fed up.
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He'd ruined her childhood,
taken her virginity,
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so she built herself a house
of bricks and nothing could get in.
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But he kept on
and on trying to blow it down.
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Until one day,
she decided she had had enough.
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Oh. OK? Er, yeah. I'm amazing.
I'm on fire.
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I'm powerful like a ninja and no-one
is ever going to mess with me again. Where's Mandy? I don't know.
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But do you know where her Wonderbra
is? Because I need to make myself look more womanly.
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She said she was returning my waffle
maker but she's not at Cookfellows.
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She, she was at the churchyard
and now she's at the pier.
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So she's on the pier. What?
Well, you just asked where she was.
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Did I? Yeah. She's on the pier.
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Er, so how do you even know that?
From her phone.
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Are you...are you tracking your
wife? Not her, her phone.
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She loses it a lot.
OK, so what is the problem?
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Apart from the fact that you're
a spy and I need to make my tits look bigger.
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She should be in Cookfellows.
It closes at 8pm.
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I bought it in the sale
and if she doesn't return it by 8pm, it's unreturnable.
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I'd go find her but... Yeah, but you
don't want her to know that you're stalking her. Not her, her phone.
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Aaagh! It's a waffle maker, Mark.
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I've got my first ever
date in 20 minutes.
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I'm making mashed potato.
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It's my first ever date
in my whole life ever!
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Please? Oh, OK fine. Fine.
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Did she seem OK?
Where exactly, is she?
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Well, she's at the lighthouse now.
That's really creepy, Mark.
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Don't tell her.
It's really fucking creepy.
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Thanks.
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You're just as annoying as you
were at school, by the way!
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Thank you.
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SIGHS Fuck's sake.
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Mandy?
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Hello? Mandy?!
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Oh, Jeez! What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
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I'm looking for Mandy, not you.
She's not here.
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Mandy?!
I guess it's just you and me.
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No-one for miles.
Are you threatening me?
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Just stating the facts.
Just stop it! Stop it!
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None of this will bring her back.
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I don't know what you're
talking about.
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I don't like you, you don't like me.
But I don't wish you ill.
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Just go home, go back to your life.
I wish you ill.
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Oh, Jesus Christ! Why is everyone
hiding in a lighthouse?
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If you go near my daughter again,
I will fucking...
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It was cold, she was walking home.
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SHE SCOFFS I was being a gentleman.
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Look, I know what you're doing.
You're trying to mess with my head.
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She reminded me of you.
You fucking arsehole!
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Rise above him, Mandy! You're a
bully! A horrible, horrible... Yes, he is. He is but...
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I'm good friends with
the school governors.
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I think I'm going to have
a word with them,
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suggest you take some time off.
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Unstable, danger to the school.
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BEEPING
Stop it! Oh, God, she's hungry.
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I will, I will feed her later.
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Can you just leave her alone?!
We have to make peace.
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Little whore. Oh, come on!
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You WOLF! Guys, Enough! OK? Enough!
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Mandy, go home,
I need to borrow a Wonderbra.
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And, John, I'm going to start
calling you John,
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just stop it, drop it.
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You used to make a mean lasagne.
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Be that guy, be lasagne guy.
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Not this super villain.
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Hey, look, I know that you suffered
a terrible tragedy at my hands,
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but don't you worry, I am paying
for that every second of my life.
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You, you're a free man,
you can go... Free?!
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How dare you?
You can never escape grief.
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I know, I know. Believe me. I know.
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And I...I will never stop being
sorry for the grief that
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I have caused you.
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But you can do better than this.
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Don't get stuck in this.
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We have to live our lives
as best we can.
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For her. For Lara. Yes, yes!
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Yeah? OK, come on.
Let's, let's go home.
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS Oh, sorry. Shit.
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Ah, Billy, hi, yeah,
I'll be there in 20.
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I've never been more
excited in my life.
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MANDY GASPS
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Mandy, what...what the fuck?!
Whoo... whoops!
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Whoops? Er... I need a spliff.
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I...I need a spliff.
Why did you do that?
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He...he smirked. He smirked?
And...and smirking is fucking awful.
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Oh! Oh, is he dead?
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No, he might not be. I think he is.
Oh, my God!
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No, don't! Don't touch him!
I'm not going to touch him!
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OK, OK!
If I go anywhere near him, I am in prison for life, do you understand?
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I've already done that once for you
and I'm not doing that again.
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It was a mistake.
You fucking killed him.
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It was a slap.
You smashed his face in.
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He smirked! Oh, my God, fuck!
Anyway, he...he might just.
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He might be sleeping.
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He's not sleeping,
you crazy fucking idiot!
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Look, don't you be angry with me
and don't shout at me
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because I am your best friend.
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You are officially the worst best
friend in the world ever, ever,
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ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever. No, sorry, that is not fair...
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You have just killed someone
in front of your best friend
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who has been in prison
for killing our best friend.
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Do you have any idea
how bad that is?
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I need...I need... I need a wee.
A wee? Oh, my God, Mandy!
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Oh, God. Christ!
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I've got money,
let's go to Thailand. No!
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Car! Er, I've got the car!
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We, we can drive off
like Thelma and Louise...
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Go drive yourself into a canyon!
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I thought they got to the
other side?
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No! Oh, my God,
they kill themselves!
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WHAT? That...that is so sad!
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Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
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Do you know what?
This is your mess, Mandy. No!
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Yeah, it's all yours.
Call an ambulance.
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I am going to go and see Billy
because it's very, very
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important to me and you have already
stolen the first part of my life.
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You do not get this bit!
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Oh, Miri! NO! NO.
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Shit! I'm sorry.
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But you shouldn't have been
such a prick.
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Oh, OK. Erm...
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Gosh, you're already in... Yup.
Up early.
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I'm helping the ladies with the food
bank in the morning.
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Oh, right. So you're officially back
in the... Yup.
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Good.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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What? Good god. It's 7.30pm.
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Who could possibly be...
I've no idea.
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DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY
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Hi. Dom?
What on earth are you doing here?
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Sorry. I'm just, I'm cold. Go home.
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She won't let me.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
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I need a poo. Please.
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Just one poo. What?
I just...I just need one.
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I've been living in my car
for the last three weeks.
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I just need to have a
poo in a warm loo.
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And then I'll go.
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His lips are blue. Oh, for God's
sake. Ah, it's coming...
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Oh, oh, go on. In you go. Christ!
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Well, thanks a lot.
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Well, you let him in!
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He was about to do
a turd on our doorstep, Caroline.
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He had pants on.
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Surely they'd have held it!
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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Billy? Hiya. Are you OK?
Sorry, yeah. I'll be there in a sec.
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Oh, oh, oh. OK.
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Dad! Has she been on my bike again?
Urgh!
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Can we just make her leave!? Oh.
Er, Come in. Er...
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Don't take her bike again.
She's got a real temper.
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Cool. Hey, thanks for that.
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Whatever you said worked. What?
Mandy's in Cookfellows.
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I mean what's the use, you know,
if the middle is gooey?
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I'll refund the card. Oh, yeah.
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Amazing. Amazing, thank you so much.
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Thank God.
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I mean, I know you thought
I was being a pain,
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but it was like £59.99 so you can
understand that, er... Yeah.
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Do you think she loves me? Er, yes.
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Yeah. Do you? Uh, huh. I don't know.
I'm sure she does.
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I mean,
we haven't been intimate in years.
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MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS Ah, well... Ooh.
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I mean, I know she watches porn.
Oh, fuck. But er...
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I am...I'm so sorry,
but I'm running incredibly late.
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Can we talk about - Oh, OK?
That's right, yeah.
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Just er, cry it all out.
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Let it, let it all go.
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Let it, let it all out. HE SOBS HEAVILY
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Bye-bye. You'll be fine.
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Er, I'm sorry, bye. HE CONTINUES SOBBING
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Fuck you. Argh! Please, Cerys.
I am so, so late.
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I'm begging you. No way.
It's the last time. No!
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SOBBING FROM UPSTAIRS
Your dad, he's...he's crying.
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Why don't you make him
a cup of tea or something?
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Did you make him cry? Erm... No, no.
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Just.... He needs you.
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Oh, wow! Wow! Right.
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SHE SIGHS
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Oh! Hello! How are ya? In there.
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Oh, I didn't think you'd come.
Oh, as if!
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Yeah! A scooter. That's nice. Oh,
yes. I just really love them. Yeah.
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Err... Hey. Hi. OK.
Oh, How are you doing?
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Nervous. Yeah, Please sit.
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Wow, you've got some,
some eyes there!
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Oh, yes. Yeah. It's lovely.
Thank you. Yeah. Ahh!
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So welcome to your first date.
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Did you hire this whole place?
Yeah, yeah. No.
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It's 8.30 in Hythe.
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SIRENS WAIL
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Are you OK? Yeah.
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I was just checking
if my scooter was OK, and it's OK.
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Oh, right.
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So then, many eyes, I got you this.
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And I know it makes you gassy
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but I just thought, you know,
special occasion. Thank you.
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Yeah. There you are.
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OK, good.
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Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
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Are you all right? Mm. Yeah?
233
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Just very excited. Yeah.
234
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This is taking a very long time.
235
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Well, you've been known to...
Oh, fuck off, Caroline.
236
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,160
It's quiet.
237
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,920
Do you think he's OK?
Oscar, you should have said.
238
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,280
I look ridiculous!
Why don't you put on your lipstick?
239
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,560
You want to look at your best,
don't you? I knew it. What?
240
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,560
You haven't forgiven me at all.
I have. You haven't.
241
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,160
Those were words.
You're still furious. I'm not.
242
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,080
You are. I am not! Yes, you are.
I've felt it for weeks.
243
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,400
Oh, nonsense. You don't want to be
near me. Ludicrous.
244
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Cutting me out of your life
with your silly campaign.
245
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My "silly campaign"
is trying to save the planet,
246
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unlike your coven of ungodly
witches.
247
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,120
Well, they're nicer to me
than you are at the moment!
248
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,520
Oh, excuse me
if I'm not in the jolliest of moods,
249
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:47,360
but the man who defiled my wife is
currently defiling my toilet!
250
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,320
See! There it is! Fine!
251
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I thought forgiving you would be
easier than this!
252
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It was never going to be.
253
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It was just the beginning.
254
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:05,080
Mmm. Mmm, it's yummy.
255
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HE LAUGHS
256
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,200
I erm, I have some news. Oh?
257
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,560
Yeah, I er,
I bought an ice cream van on eBay.
258
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,880
It arrives tomorrow. Oh, wow, Billy!
Yeah.
259
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,080
I had a plan to do that eventually,
but maybe we could...together?
260
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:25,200
I mean, I know you officially
start at the supermarket on Thursday
261
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but in the future maybe we could be
the Ice Creamers or something.
262
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,280
You know?
263
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Travel around in our little van and
I could fix gardens too and erm...
264
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:42,920
Well, we'd be free, you know.
265
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:47,760
And erm, we could be our own bosses
and go on adventures.
266
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,680
But, do you know what, absolutely
not if you don't... No, no.
267
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,440
It...it...
it's the best thing I've ever heard.
268
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,800
Really. Oh, good. Oof!
269
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HE LAUGHS AND SIGHS
270
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,680
What?
271
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,360
Oh, is that blood?
272
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,120
It's period. What? What?
273
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:17,160
Period? In...in...in your....
In your hair? Yeah.
274
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,960
It happens sometimes. It's on your
neck. Yeah. How, how does it, erm...
275
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,240
Erm, it's from my hands. Mm-hm.
Cos...
276
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,080
When I change my period and then it,
it gets on my hands and... Oh.
277
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,840
And then I touch my hair.
And then I touch my neck.
278
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,960
Wow. Yeah.
279
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,560
Well, you should just erm, you
should just wash your hands more.
280
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,960
I should, I know. Yeah.
281
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,640
That is... That is a lot for
somebody just to process.
282
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,240
It's disgusting. I'm disgusting.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
283
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,200
Are you crying?
I'm...I'm bad news, Billy.
284
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,320
Oh, come on.
Just wash your hands more.
285
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,840
It's basic hygiene... No, you
shouldn't be involved with me.
286
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,080
I am a shit magnet.
Or just use hand gel.
287
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,000
It's fine. Billy... Yes? Billy...
288
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,280
It isn't period on...on my hair.
Oh, thank Christ! Oh!
289
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,160
No! Listen to me, listen to me.
Yeah.
290
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,840
You're not going to want to be
with me after this. Hey...
291
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,720
But all I ask is that you believe me
if you can believe me.
292
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,520
Please believe me.
293
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:27,080
This, this blood, it's...
It's someone else's blood.
294
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,000
At the lighthouse, do you remember
that you, remember you,
295
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,600
remember you called me?
296
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,000
And I...I hung up.
Because behind me, Mandy,
297
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,640
she smashed Lara's father in the
head and I think that he is...
298
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,200
Oh, God. And so I...I...
I just...I just... I...I ran.
299
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,920
I left... I left Mandy to be,
to be with you
300
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,440
and to not be near the scene because
it doesn't look very good for me...
301
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,120
No, no, no. No, it doesn't, Miri.
302
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,360
Why does everyone around you
keep dying?
303
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,000
I didn't touch him, OK?
I didn't touch him.
304
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,120
And I was trying to make peace.
And I thought that I sort of had...
305
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,360
Fuck sakes, Miri!
306
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,280
Fuck! Why does this
happen to you all the time?
307
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,760
Drama. I'm sorry.
308
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,120
I'm going to... Hey, hey, hey.
309
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,920
I believe you. What?
310
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,160
I believe you. No, you don't.
311
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,720
Miri, I'm in. You're what? I'm in.
312
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,680
What does that, what does that mean?
It means I'm in.
313
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,640
In for the long haul.
Rain or shine, you know?
314
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,760
Dead people or no dead people.
315
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,600
But we haven't even,
like, done it yet.
316
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,640
Like sexy stuff,
we haven't done that yet...
317
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,920
No, no, we haven't.
But we will. Or we won't, in time.
318
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,680
In your time. But, hey, I'm in.
319
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,360
I'm in, Miri Matteson.
320
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,040
You won't get rid of me now.
Why? Gut instinct.
321
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,240
I think you're a good egg
who's had some bad luck.
322
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:14,040
I...I am a good egg. You are.
A really good egg. You are.
323
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,240
Shall we go and sort this out? Yes.
324
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,800
OK, it's been an hour now.
No excretion should take this long.
325
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,080
It's ludicrous.
We should check on him.
326
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,920
What? Well, I'm not going in there!
We have to do something, Oscar.
327
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,880
He might be...dead or something.
Well, why would he be...
328
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,280
Because it's been an hour!
329
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,080
Hello?
330
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,360
If you're finished, might
we suggest you wipe up and leave.
331
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,640
Please. "Wipe up"?
332
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,840
I didn't know what else to say.
Wipe up? Good God.
333
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,560
Listen boy, it's time to go.
334
00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,360
Shit or get off the pot.
Oh, that was much better.
335
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:06,640
Dom, get off our toilet and leave
immediately or we're coming in!
336
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,160
Oh, God. What? He's slumped forward.
What?
337
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,240
Christ. He looks dead.
338
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,760
Well, you can't die from...
But maybe he's taken something.
339
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,880
Drugs. God!
340
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,360
Should we call an ambulance?
341
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,800
One, two, three.
342
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,280
HE ROARS
343
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,680
Dom? Thank God. DOM SNORES
344
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,840
Wake up! Dom.
345
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,600
HE CONTINUES SNORING
346
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,720
Well, I can see what you saw in him.
347
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,760
SHE CHUCKLES Bugger off.
348
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,520
BOTH CHUCKLE
349
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,040
Hey, it's fine.
Everybody in this town's asleep.
350
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,680
He's gone! Thank God.
351
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,040
Mr... John! John? Hey, hey.
He must be OK.
352
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,200
Maybe it was concussion?
353
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,800
Well, I did tell her to call
an ambulance. Yeah.
354
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,240
She probably did that.
He's probably in hospital.
355
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:25,160
Yeah, OK. It's good news!
Come on, it's fine.
356
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,360
It stinks. Mandy did a wee.
357
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,120
John? Miri, it's fine.
He's not here.
358
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,600
John?
359
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,120
Come on. Yeah.
360
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,920
MANDY: And the three little piggies,
they were safe and sound.
361
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,040
And they all ate up
the Big Bad Wolf.
362
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,160
And lived happily ever after.
363
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,000
I thought two of the piggies died.
No, not in my version.
364
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,680
I hate the Big Bad Wolf. Me too.
HER VOICE BREAKS
365
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:11,840
Why are you crying? Because I love
you. And your stupid dad.
366
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,720
Me? Yeah. And your horrible sister.
367
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,960
I just, I love you all.
368
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,880
Shut the fuck up!
I can't hear the telly!
369
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,520
MANDY STIFLES SOBS
370
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:48,160
In between two tall mountains
371
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:59,680
There's a place they call lonesome
372
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:06,680
Don't see why they
call it lonesome
373
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:12,880
I'm never lonesome when I go there
374
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,760
See that bird
sitting on my windowsill
375
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,760
Well he's saying whip-poor-will
all the night through
376
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,960
See that brook
running by my kitchen door
377
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:35,080
Well, it couldn't talk no more
if it was you
378
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,480
Up that tree
there's sort of a squirrel thing
379
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,280
Sounds just like we did
when we were quarrelling
380
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,280
In the yard I keep a pig or two
381
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400
They drop in for dinner
like you used to do
382
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,920
I don't stand in the need
of company
383
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,720
With everything I see
talking like you
384
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,600
See that bird sitting
on my windowsill
385
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,440
Well, he's saying whip-poor-will
all the night through
386
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:15,840
Just whip-poor-will
all the night through
387
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:23,560
In between two tall mountains
388
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:31,120
There's a place they call lonesome
389
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:39,040
Don't see why
they call it lonesome
390
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:46,680
I'm never lonesome now
I live there.
391
00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:51,280
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