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This programme contains very strong
language and adult humour.
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Hi, I'm...
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My-rie or Miri?
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It's Miri.
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Your last visit was September 2000.
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I was in prison for 18 years.
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Everyone deserves a second chance,
even murderers.
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Lara Boback. Here's a tip.
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If you're going to kill someone,
don't kill a copper's daughter.
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Thank you...
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..for making me feel normal.
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Thank you.
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It's not that easy dating when
everyone thinks you're a psychopath.
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I don't.
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Why did my dad give you a black eye?
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Miri?
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Sweetheart?
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You and Lara -
you were such good friends.
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I did not have sex with Mr Boback,
which I was accused of today.
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Erm, I think it was Mandy that was
shagging him.
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Mandy!
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Did you lie and tell her I was
sleeping with her dad?
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I didn't want her to hate me.
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Get out of there
and I'll fucking kill you!
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It was a long time ago and...
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..and I'm ready -
I'm ready to move on.
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I found my crimper.
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You look like one of them animals...
I love it.
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Erm, what are they called? Janice?
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Yeah, right, erm, OK, six weeks out.
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How are you coping with life
outside the facility?
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All good.
I am on it like a car bonnet.
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Well, I ain't writing that down.
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Then just say "all good". Right.
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Are you currently in employment?
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Well, you got me that
trial at the supermarket tomorrow.
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Yes, I know, Miri.
This is a form, yeah? Christ!
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Calm down.
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I have not had any protein
this morning, so... yeah? OK.
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Current living arrangement?
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I won't be there much longer.
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What, the palace too big for you?
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Too much hot water and gold leaf?
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The Queen fucked my ex-boyfriend.
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Oh, yeah.
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Erm, do you have a good support
network? No, not really.
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Yes! Yeah, well, I've got...
I've got friends.
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Well, I've got a friend.
I've got... There's Billy.
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Billy? What, boyfriend? No.
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Well, not...not yet. So you haven't
even... No. Please!
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And what about that girl?
What's her name?
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Mandy?
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What about her?
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Have you seen her...since?
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No,
and I don't intend to ever again.
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Do you know the story about
that hamster under the carpet?
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Oh, my God, if this is one
of your dirty jokes... No!
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Guy puts his hamster under
the carpet...
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Why would he do that? I don't know!
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Anyway, he can't handle it,
so he puts it there, trips up.
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Dies.
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You're hangry.
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Yes, I am.
I need a sausage or something.
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And I have not put a hamster
under the carpet.
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That's what you think.
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Oh, my God,
can you just get back to the form?
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Deal with it or you're going to
fall over, yeah?
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I am dealing with myself right now,
OK?
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Things are good. I am moving on.
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Excellent. Moving on? Yeah.
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With no best friend,
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a guy you like but you haven't even
seen his cocky yet,
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no real job, you don't
want to live at the palace any more,
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but you still live there.
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Boom! Anything else?
No, that's everything. Thank you.
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And things could get worse.
Or they could get better.
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No, in my experience
they usually get worse -
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much, much worse.
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I'm so sorry, Miri.
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I've just got
this deep sense of foreboding.
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It's probably just my period.
You need to eat something.
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Yes, you're right, I do, but
what is there? What have I got?
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Something in here?
Please let some...
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Well, this is not strictly
a protein, but I do love me some...
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Don't. ..noodles.
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Hm.
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Geri.
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Go away.
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You look nice.
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Have you got a new job?
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Answer your mother.
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TAPE PLAYER: No.
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This is getting silly, Miri.
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TAPE PLAYER: You slept with Dom.
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Your wife slept with Dom.
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Oh, we can't live like this.
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You haven't spoken to me
in three weeks.
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This is ridiculous.
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TAPE PLAYER:
We are out of detergent.
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Just talk to us.
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I will be leaving this house soon.
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What? It has become increasingly
clear that...
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TAPE SCRAMBLES: ..we can no longer
cohabit so I shall be leaving...
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Well...
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..I'm going to be earning soon,
so, er, yeah, I'll get my own place
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and then we don't have to do
this any more.
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What place?
She can't afford anywhere.
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She's going to go to some godawful
squat just to spite me.
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She's not going anywhere.
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We always knew this was temporary.
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She's an adult and we want her
to have her own life.
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Then we can have this whole place
to ourselves again.
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Just you and me
and a well-stacked dishwasher.
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It's always there...
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..gently thudding in the background.
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You get used to it.
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I'm OK. I play golf.
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I sail.
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My wife and I go to church.
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We exist...
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..and then suddenly you're hit.
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Winded.
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You can't believe
that you were ever OK.
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It's a life sentence.
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It's the rage I find the hardest.
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Fury that she gets to live,
walk around, be free.
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Begin a life when she took
my little girl from me.
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A life I created.
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She stole that.
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And I want to stop her.
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Halt her.
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Destroy her.
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You can't do that, can you?
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And you can't bring
the dead back to life.
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Thank you for sharing, erm...
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Oh, you don't have a name badge.
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Sir?
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Killed anyone yet?
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Oh. Do you remember me?
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Oh, yeah.
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I am so, so, so happy that it's you.
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Angela says I'm in charge of you.
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I'm your mentor/namaste.
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Do you mean nemesis?
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Yeah. I'm Angela's eyes and ears,
OK?
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So it's kind of up to me
if you get the job or not. Yay!
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Well done on... on the moustache
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cos they're quite hard to grow,
aren't they?
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Stack that.
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Aisle 13.
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But before you start,
could you just, erm,
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go the stockroom and ask Geoff
if he's got a "glass hammer"?
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A glass hammer? Yeah.
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Sure.
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He's always got something to do,
hasn't he? So purposeful.
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My only purpose is to be
the town pariah.
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I don't know why I'm talking to you,
you hate me more than anyone.
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I wonder if he'll notice
I didn't rinse the tomato tin.
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Caroline!
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WOMEN LAUGH
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..like this.
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I'm sorry, but do you know where the
washing powder is? Oh, God, so...
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Oh! Yes, it's me.
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It's me. I'm just pretending to be
a customer. Oh.
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But I do need washing powder, so...
Oh, God, I literally just started,
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so I don't know where it... Oh,
sorry, sorry. I'm showing you up.
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I changed my mind.
I don't want it any more.
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So what... what's this?
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I panicked. I wanted to look like
a realistic shopper. Wow. Yeah.
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Thank you for coming. Yeah.
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Well, I just wanted to see
you in action, that's all.
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Well, here I am... Yeah. ..stacking
some shelves in a shop. Yeah.
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Ah, well, I just wanted to see you,
your face, so...
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Still here. Yes, it is.
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Ah, yeah, no, no, no. It's fine.
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Erm, right, so I should let you
work. OK. Well, yeah.
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I need to impress them so that
they employ me properly. Right.
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Good luck. Thank you. All right.
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Thanks for...
Yeah, sure. ..saying hi.
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Well, goodbye. See you. See you
soon. Yeah, yeah.
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I'll see you later.
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Sandwich! Sandwiches! What?
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I like... I haven't had a sandwich.
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We could have a sandwich at lunch
today? Yeah, yeah, I'd love that.
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Yeah, yeah. On the beach bench?
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I could... We could share a sandwich
on the... I could make them. Yes!
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Yes. I can. OK. I've made them
before so... Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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OK, good. So I'll see you at one?
1? Yes, it's a date.
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Yeah, well, it's not, because I'm...
I'm newly widowed. Oh, God, no.
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I didn't mean it in a... I was...
That was a joke.
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That was a it could have been
a joke. OK, but it's not.
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I know it's not.
I know. Yeah, it's the truth.
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What did Geoff say?
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Oh, Geoff...
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..Geoff said that, erm,
glass hammers don't exist
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because they would break
if you tried to use them.
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Yeah.
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You got me.
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Now imagine a peaceful sea.
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Somewhere beautiful.
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KEYPAD BEEPS
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Somewhere safe and warm.
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A place where you feel relaxed
and free.
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Take your time to picture
the details of a scene
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using all your senses.
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Close your eyes and take a moment
to settle into your environment...
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..into your body...
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..into your breath.
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Can you hear the birds singing?
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The waves lapping gently
on the shore?
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Brrr! In my head,
it wasn't quite this freezing.
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Yeah. Lovely sandwich, though.
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Mmm.
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We didn't have many
sandwiches in prison.
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Really? Oh.
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Well, you'd think they'd be
everywhere. Yeah.
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No, I know, but... No?
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No.
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Oh, look...
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..for you.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I found it packing.
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No, Billy!
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It's old, but it does the job
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and it means that we can, erm,
stay in touch if you like.
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Thank you. Yeah, yeah.
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Does it have Snake on it?
Yes, it does. Ohhh!
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Mandy and I used
to have these competitions.
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Yeah. And I'd always...
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Yeah.
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Ugh! Anyway.
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Are you OK?
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Yes. Yeah, I'm fine.
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Is it the sandwiches?
Too... too gloopy?
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No, they're lovely. It's all lovely.
Everything's lovely.
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Hmm.
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You know, Anna always used
to say, "Never hold it in.
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"Let it out,
otherwise it turns to poison."
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She would just fling open
the bedroom windows
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and roar it to the night sky.
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Miri, if there's something bothering
you... Nothing is bothering me.
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It's just...
Can you just drop it, please?
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I'm sorry.
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No. No, I mean it's...
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..it's fine.
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I've got gardens to do anyway.
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Catch you later.
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Mandy!
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KNOCKING CONTINUES
Mandy!
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I need Mandy. She's at school.
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No, no, I went to school.
They said she was at home.
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She went to school. They said you
were at home. Fuck's sake, Mark.
253
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Shit.
254
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,520
I... I think she's at school. Mandy!
255
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Tell her to go away.
256
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,880
Go away.
257
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,160
I forgive you. I forgive you.
258
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,840
No, you don't. No, you don't.
259
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:52,560
Yes, I do! Look, you have ruined
the last 18 years of my life
260
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,560
and I'm not letting you fuck up the
rest, so I forgive you.
261
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,960
Look, of course you don't.
Shut the door, Mark.
262
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,280
Don't you just... No.
263
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,960
Argh! How dare you?!
I just forgave you.
264
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:10,200
That is so rude, Mandy Munther.
What a rude woman you are!
265
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,360
Sorry.
266
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PHONE RINGS
267
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,640
Yes?
268
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,400
I dealt with the hamster. What?
269
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,960
I just forgave Mandy, and she had
the balls to not accept it.
270
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,040
An alpaca, you look like an alpaca!
271
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,400
Excuse me, but that is pretty
extraordinary of me.
272
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,400
It shows great strength
of character.
273
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,560
Oh, my God,
why can't you get a therapist?
274
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,440
I don't need a therapist. I do.
275
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,280
Look, you didn't mean it
and she smelt it.
276
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,480
Ugh! If you're going to forgive her,
then you've got to do it.
277
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,840
You've got to
Michelle Obama her good and proper.
278
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,360
Rise above or stay angry forever.
It's your bed.
279
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,800
Her lie has fucked
up my entire life,
280
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,520
so I'm sorry
if I can't Michelle Obama her.
281
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,480
Where was Michelle Obama when I
wanted someone to Michelle Obama me?
282
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,040
Probably in America and, anyway,
it's none of your business.
283
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,280
It literally is my business.
284
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,800
Think about it.
285
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,480
Your mate got manipulated by a bent
copper when she was 17.
286
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,960
Now, 90% of the women that I deal
with have been fucked up by men.
287
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,600
And these men,
they get away with it.
288
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,720
Honest to God,
if I didn't love cocky so much,
289
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,120
I would not have sex with men
just to punish them.
290
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,000
Janice! This is a quality poom poom,
Miri. Fucking hell.
291
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,640
Er, sit down.
292
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,680
Sit.
293
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,880
When you load a dishwasher,
294
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,600
it is of utmost importance
that you maximise the capacity.
295
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:39,120
A plate at an angle uses up
three places...
296
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,760
Not now, Dad, please.
297
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,120
Whilst you're still living
in this house,
298
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,600
you need to live by our rules.
299
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,840
And it is our responsibility to the
planet to load it properly.
300
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,520
Oh, man in Hythe is
stacking his dishwasher correctly,
301
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,160
it's going to unmelt the Arctic.
302
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,600
Oh, Miri Matteson,
you're worse than a teenager,
303
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,160
you're the terrible twos. Oscar.
No, I've had enough!
304
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,920
We understand that you're angry,
but it's been...
305
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,600
I'm not like you, Dad. I can't just
pretend nothing happened.
306
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,920
What is wrong with you?
307
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,360
I'm not pretending.
308
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,720
I'm moving forward.
309
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,040
Well, it's really weird.
310
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:14,200
Your mother and I cannot continue to
live in such a hostile environment.
311
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,240
Me neither.
312
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Good. Good. Good.
313
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,120
You spoke of second chances and
everyone making mistakes -
314
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,000
well, maybe you should listen to
yourself
315
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,720
and stop being such a sulky twat!
316
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,520
Twat?
317
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,320
What is a twat?
318
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,720
Hi, it's Billy.
Please leave a message.
319
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,560
PHONE RINGS
320
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,440
I thought it was a trendy word
for idiot.
321
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,360
I had no idea it was
gynaecological.
322
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,120
Are we OK?
323
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,080
Yeah, why wouldn't we be?
324
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,080
Well... We're marvellous.
325
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,600
Everything is marvellous.
326
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,840
Talking of gynaecological...
327
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,440
Er, but Miri's right,
328
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,680
one man and his dishwasher
does not a movement make.
329
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,680
We need community action. What?
330
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,440
There are no local environmental
groups in this town. Not one.
331
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,960
It's pathetic.
332
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,360
Social media, here I come.
333
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,920
Right, I'm going to have a shower.
334
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,120
Then I'm going to design my logo,
"Make Hythe Clean".
335
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,120
What are you going to do?
Oh, busy. Busy.
336
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,440
WATER SPLASHES Argh!
337
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,520
Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to frighten you.
338
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,920
What are you doing?
We have the house to ourselves.
339
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,600
We can do whatever we want.
But there's soap on my...
340
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,280
It doesn't matter.
Oh, how do we do it? I'm...
341
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,800
..I'm standing up. Like this.
342
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,680
Ow! Caroline? What? My vagina!
343
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,800
TANNOY: Miri Matteson to aisle four.
344
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,040
Miri Matteson...
Oh, fuck's sake. ..to aisle four.
345
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,080
SHE GASPS
346
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,120
I need to ask you something. Yes.
347
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,480
Was my husband...
348
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,400
..with Mandy?
349
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,480
I think... Was he?
350
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,160
Yes.
351
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,200
OK.
352
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,720
He had me put on Valium.
I was mad, apparently.
353
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,840
Christ.
354
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,440
Please don't think that me...
355
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,600
..existing is me forgetting...
356
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,520
..what I did.
357
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,240
I have hated you for so long.
358
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,280
Despised you.
359
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,360
Of course.
360
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,920
But I can't do that any more.
361
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,120
We all owe it to Lara
to finally live our lives.
362
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,680
I've left him.
363
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,080
I was never here.
364
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,400
Do you understand?
365
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,440
Yes.
366
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,200
Whoo! You're leaving before
your shift's up?
367
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,520
Not good for a trial week.
Angela is going to hate that.
368
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,320
OK, do you want to do this? What?
369
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,200
Because I'm not doing it yet,
but I can start.
370
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,800
Oooh. I'm scared.
371
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,680
I am adept at dealing with
conflict in a confined space.
372
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,720
I did it for 18 years
when I was in prison for murder.
373
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,760
So if you want me to be your enemy,
then I can start now.
374
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,080
Do you want that? No.
375
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,520
OK, so what are you going
to say to Angela?
376
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,360
Just that you were focused
and punctual
377
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,840
and you never left early. Good.
378
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,640
See you soon,
you stupid little cunt.
379
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,040
Seen better 'taches in prison,
by the way.
380
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,480
Women's prison.
381
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,320
It's ovarian cancer.
382
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,640
Or stomach.
383
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,160
And I'm going to die.
384
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,920
Let's not jump to conclusions.
At least chemotherapy will give me
385
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,760
somewhere to be once a week.
Caroline!
386
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,840
Mrs Matteson?
387
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,240
So it looks like your chlamydia
was left untreated for too long
388
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,600
and you've developed
pelvic inflammatory disease.
389
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,480
So, she's not dying?
390
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,760
No, but you do need to take it
easy, especially at your age.
391
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,960
Sorry?
392
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,520
You need to take antibiotics
and refrain from intercourse.
393
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,720
We will do that, Doctor.
394
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,800
Er, thank you.
395
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,640
Well, at least your twat's OK.
396
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,040
It just needs a rest.
397
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,160
We can watch more documentaries.
398
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,440
Oh.
399
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,640
Or something else.
Caroline, you should be happy.
400
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,000
That's it now.
401
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,080
That's what we're doing.
402
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,840
Waiting to die.
403
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,440
No, we're not.
404
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,600
We're together.
405
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,960
What do you want?
406
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,040
I don't know.
407
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,440
Fuck you, Caroline.
I gave you everything.
408
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,760
And I forgave you everything.
409
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,960
What more do you want from me?
410
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,480
Hi, is Mandy here?
411
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,320
Er, no, no, she's not.
412
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,120
You are a terrible liar, Mark.
413
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,240
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
414
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,440
No. No. Mandy!
415
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,360
I saw Lara's mum.
416
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,920
She wasn't with him, but she knows.
417
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,480
Oh, Christ. No, no.
418
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,600
We are doing this.
419
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,200
OK, you're right.
420
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,600
I don't forgive you.
421
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,840
I can't.
422
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,480
I probably can't, because...
because I don't know how to.
423
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,640
I understand.
424
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,840
Cos what you did...
425
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,240
I know, I know.
426
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,240
But we have to work it out
for Lara.
427
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,640
We can't waste any more time.
428
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,160
And I...
I can't waste any more of my life.
429
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,960
And also I need somewhere to stay
before I kill my fucking parents.
430
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,680
God, yeah, of course.
431
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,000
Whatever you need.
432
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,520
MARK SCREAMS
433
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,640
Oh, right. Oh, God, sorry.
434
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,840
Oh, I misjudged the situation.
435
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,840
I thought that she was
going to, erm... No!
436
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,560
Fucking hell, Mark.
437
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,000
Can I just say that you
really took your time?
438
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,360
Yeah. Because if I had been coming
up here to...
439
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,040
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, yeah.
440
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,560
I was a bit nervous
and it was my first time.
441
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,960
And I didn't know what
to use as a, er...
442
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,240
..as a weapon.
443
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,560
So you chose a waffle maker?
444
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,680
I panicked.
445
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,280
Right, Mark. Make up the spare room.
446
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,640
Oh, who for? Her? Really? Fuck. OK.
447
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,280
Really? Yeah. OK, OK.
448
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,480
Yeah, erm...
449
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,000
..I like your hair.
450
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,520
Thanks.
You look just like a mermaid.
451
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,400
Yes!
452
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,640
PHONE BEEPS
453
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,240
You have one new message.
454
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,760
JANICE: Apparently, that little
shit, Phil, told Angela
455
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,680
you were focused and punctual.
456
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,800
Gave you a real rave. So,
congratulations, the job is yours!
457
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:47,640
Lie back and let all thoughts
of the outside world float away.
458
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,320
Close your eyes and gently focus on
your breath.
459
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,160
And now breathe in...
460
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,520
..and then out.
461
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,480
In...
462
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,000
..and slowly out.
463
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,920
With each out breath, let all your
fears and worries ebb away.
464
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,400
You are warm.
465
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,280
You are safe.
466
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,560
This is your safe space.
467
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:29,160
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