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(dramatic music)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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(shouting)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels,
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I represent athletes,
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Arliss: Professional
athletics is a routine business.
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By that, I mean everything
athletes do is a routine.
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They are creatures of habit.
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Some habits seem harmless,
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some peculiar, some compulsive.
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Habits root us
in familiar terrain,
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they become second nature.
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Good morning.
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- Hold...
- No, sorry!
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Five grand, on Detroit,
at home, over Chicago.
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Five grand?
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Kirby, your tab's
close to 20 G's.
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Need I remind you,
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Big Richie's not a
lending institution.
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I'm getting hot.
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You haven't won
a bet in a month.
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Exactly, that's why
I'm due to get hot.
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Five grand on
Detroit, in Detroit.
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Alright, it's your funeral.
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And, I'll take a tuna sandwich.
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That's six bucks.
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Cash.
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Arliss: Habits, however,
can be fickle companions.
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Although they provide
unconditional support,
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there are times when we
are better off without them.
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Announcer: This is
a very important putt
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for Sandy Van Alyn.
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She'll need this to make the
cut for the final two rounds.
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The crowd's really
pulling for her.
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They know she's had
a rough road back.
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(audience groans)
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Shoot.
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How about if we all just
jump up and down together?
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(laughter)
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Announcer: Ooh, too bad.
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Another heartbreak
for Sandy Van Alyn.
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That's the third
consecutive tournament
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in which she's missed the cut.
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Let's hope she does
better next week
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at the Desert Classic.
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Thanks.
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I guess he drew the
wrong player this week.
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Nice cologne, though.
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I hate it when my cabbie
smells better than I do.
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Maybe I can get some
rich Hollywood clown,
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to pay you to play a
round with his wife.
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Play around with his wife?
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Not "play around with his wife,"
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Play a round with!
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"A round with." (giggles)
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Rita, could you help me out?
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It's a mess.
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But, I figure if you
can get me clean,
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you could do wonders with that.
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Don't worry, Evian.
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Good news, Arliss
got you a date.
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Dear god, what
does he look like?
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She looks like a judge.
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Miss Van Alyn, you're
requesting the court
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to lower your monthly alimony
payments to your ex-husband.
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Your honor, I am here
representing my client,
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because she can no
longer afford an attorney.
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According to my
records, from 1993 to '96,
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your client made almost
three and a half million dollars.
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Yes, but in the
three years since,
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she's made a grand total
of less than $200,000.
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Paying $19,000 a month
in alimony payments
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is no longer affordable.
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And, may I also point
out though, your honor,
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that when she
agreed to that figure,
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that she was under duress.
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I was a drunk, your honor.
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Your honor, we all are proud
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of miss Van Alyn's
recovery from alcoholism,
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but, that shouldn't
compromise the lifestyle
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to which my client's
become accustomed.
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Lifestyle, when I met
him, he was a masseur.
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He'd be lucky to make
$19,000 in a year,
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let alone in a month!
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(conversation continues)
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Hey, Linda Tripp,
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there are better listening
devices available.
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Quiet!
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- You in this week, or not?
- What?
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The football pool.
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No, I'm not "in" this week,
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or next week or last week,
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and you shouldn't be either!
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Detroit, in Detroit,
it's a sure thing.
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The only sure thing in Detroit
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is somebody's gonna get shot!
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Pipe down, this is important!
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Mr. Michaels, what happened
to the money your client earned?
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Well, in addition to the exorbitant
monthly alimony payments,
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she made some unwise
business decisions, that,
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perhaps, I must take
some responsibility for.
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But, that being the case,
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why continue to punish
her for my poor judgment?
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If anything, the
blame lies with me.
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Does that mean you're
gonna give her back money?
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I believe you misinterpreted
what I was trying to say.
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Miss Harris, has your client's
financial situation changed recently?
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Arliss: I make it a habit
to go the extra mile.
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My client suffered a
severe surfing accident,
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which has limited his ability...
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Arliss: My motto is,
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"When times are
good, we're great!
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"But when times are bad,
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we're better!"
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Quit? What do you mean, quit?!
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The doctor says it's a
pre-cancerous lesion,
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but, if you quit now, it
shouldn't be a problem.
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I've been dipping
since I was a kid.
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Kirby!
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You quit smoking, tell
Carney it's not hard.
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Oh, it's not hard.
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I don't know how you can keep
that shit in your mouth, anyway.
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A big, old lump in your cheek.
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Looks like you just gave
somebody a blow job!
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Are you calling me a fag?
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What?
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You saying I would
suck another man's cock?
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No, I...
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No, you just said I
look like I suck cock.
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(gagging)
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(choking)
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(coughing, spitting)
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Trust me, you're gonna be fine.
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Arliss, when I pitch, I dip.
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Hey, hey! You're Carney
Nuxhall. You don't need this stuff.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm Carney Nuxhall,
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I don't need this stuff.
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Yeah, there you
go, there you go!
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That's the attitude, man.
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Remember, your
habits don't control you,
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you control your habits.
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How offensive is this habit?
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As long as we're talking
about offensive habits,
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I'd like to bring up employees
betting on football games.
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What are you talking about?
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Betting on football
is as American
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as betting on basketball!
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David Gladstone, sports agent,
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is having his
accreditation stripped
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by the Players
Association, for gambling.
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Now, that's un-American.
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No, no, no, Stanley's right.
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I mean, if they're crackin'
down, we can't afford a scandal.
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- (phone rings)
- No more gambling.
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- Rita: Arliss Michael's office.
- I'm on a hot streak!
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Besides, Detroit in
Detroit is a sure thing.
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- Rita: One moment.
- The only sure thing in Detroit
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Is somebody's gonna get shot.
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Arliss, are you expecting a call
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from Hathaway's Auction House?
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Arliss Michaels.
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Good news, your bid of
27,000 was the final bid.
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Yes, yes, yes! Great, great!
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How soon can you
get it over here?
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I'll have it delivered
to your office
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first thing in the morning.
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Are you sure you don't
want to bid on something
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from Babe Ruth or Tyrus Cobb?
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No, no, I got what I want,
thanks a lot, okay, bye.
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(hangs up)
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♪ Take out the
papers and the trash ♪
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(humming)
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♪ Or you don't get
no spending cash ♪
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♪ If you don't scrub
that kitchen floor ♪
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(snapping)
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♪ You ain't gonna
rock and roll no more ♪
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♪ Yakety-yak ♪
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Good news?
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You bought something
at Hathaway's?
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What did you get?
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Monty Stratton's
won not just a game,
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he's won a much greater victory.
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As he goes on pitching, winning,
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living a rich, full life,
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he stands as an
inspiration to all of us.
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Living proof of
what a man can do
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if he has the courage
and determination
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not to admit defeat.
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The Stratton Story?
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Jimmy Stewart, June Allyson?
It won an Academy Award!
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Oh, I love June
Allyson. 70-years-old,
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and she's still has that
flip-thing going on in her hair!
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When I was a kid, my dad and I
used to watch The Stratton Story
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on the Million Dollar Movie.
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They'd show it 15 times a week.
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Who's Monty Stratton?
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In the late 30s,
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Monty Stratton was on
the verge of becoming
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Chicago's new ace.
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Then, tragedy struck.
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While on a hunting trip,
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Monty stumbled, the
gun discharged, boom!
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They had to amputate.
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His career, his
dreams, seemed over.
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But nobody told Monty.
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Because he came back
to pitch and win again!
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Oh, and one other thing.
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He did it with a wooden leg.
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You're kidding!
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Is that true?
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Hand to god.
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What does that have
to do with Hathaway's?
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Arliss, you didn't!
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No, you didn't.
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I did.
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You bought Monty
Stratton's wooden leg?
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I think he'd be happy I have it.
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That is so gross.
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How much did you pay?
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I stole it, 27,000.
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(Rita gasps)
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You paid $27,000
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for a dead ballplayer's
wooden leg?
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Hey, Billy Crystal paid 250,000
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for Mickey Mantle's glove,
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and, I guarantee you, The
Mick had more than one of those!
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♪ Don't you give
me no dirty looks ♪
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♪ Your papa's hip,
he knows what cooks ♪
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Arliss: I tell my clients
to maintain an even keel.
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Never too high, never to low.
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For those who compete,
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avoiding obsessions
is a never-ending battle.
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Waitress: One Fresca.
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00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,220
Sandy: Thank you.
257
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,185
So, the judge says,
"Miss Van Alyn,
258
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,293
"typically, in alimony cases,
259
00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:25,015
"the sexes are reversed,
260
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,261
"and, whereas, I sympathize
with your situation,
261
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:30,556
"in the same way that you
have turned your life around,
262
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,599
"there is also the
potential for you
263
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,725
"to turn your golf game around,
264
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,770
"therefore, for the time being,
265
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,536
I am going to continue the
payment schedule as is."
266
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,265
- That is such bullshit.
- That's bad.
267
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,080
Listen, you're better
off, sober and single.
268
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,283
Yeah, clean, baby, clean.
269
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:47,875
Can I get an "a-woman"!
270
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,617
- A-woman!
- A-woman, yeah!
271
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,952
That's easy for you to
say, you're not paying.
272
00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,917
Don't worry, you'll
get them next week
273
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,346
at the Desert Classic.
274
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,591
I beg to differ,
275
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:59,855
nobody beats Amy Alcott
at the Desert Classic.
276
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:01,225
Ooh.
277
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,393
Hey, did you hear?
278
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,261
"The Prell Challenge"
is moving to Riviera.
279
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,600
Alcott: They moved it?
280
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,704
Well, they had to.
281
00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:09,195
See, Nevis got washed
away by Hurricane Naomi,
282
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,238
so, they decided to
move it to the 'Riv.
283
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,113
Oh, your ass is mine,
ladies, I own that course.
284
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,113
And, she's got the
trophy to prove it.
285
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,685
Well, listen, I've gotta
play in the morning.
286
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,210
I have a 7:50 tee-time.
287
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,248
Yeah, 7:55 here.
288
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,523
Which means we
have to hit balls at 6:30.
289
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,222
Which means we
have to be up at five.
290
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,685
See you later.
291
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,963
Good night.
292
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,393
Bye.
293
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,964
You know the best thing
about missing the cut?
294
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,200
I get to sleep late.
295
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,468
So, do you think Brad Pitt's
gonna marry Jennifer Aniston?
296
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,518
Personally, I think, you
know, he's stringing her along.
297
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,910
Lucky bitch.
298
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,983
I thought you made that putt.
299
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,315
I did make that putt.
300
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,352
It just didn't go in.
301
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,788
Arliss: Different people,
different passions.
302
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,264
As an agent,
303
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,962
I try to maintain
an even footing.
304
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,294
Monty Stratton's won
305
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,388
more than a ball game.
306
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,534
He's won a much
307
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:10,895
greater victory.
308
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,973
As he goes on pitching, winning,
309
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,302
living a rich, full life,
310
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,636
he stands as an
inspiration to all of us.
311
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:19,842
Living proof of
what a man can do
312
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,935
if he has the courage
and determination
313
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:25,277
to refuse to admit defeat.
314
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,414
24 to the left,
16 to the right...
315
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,360
Arliss, I was wondering if I
could talk to you for a few...
316
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,822
Excuse me!
317
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,464
Doesn't anyone knock
around here anymore?
318
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:34,545
Oh, um...
319
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,662
(stammering)
320
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:43,697
24 to the left...
321
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,162
To the right.
322
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,471
To the right?
323
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,102
Yes, 24 to the right.
324
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,537
24 to the...
325
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,773
How do you know my combination?
326
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,268
Everyone knows your combination.
327
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,441
Arliss, Sandy's
a little strapped.
328
00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:59,089
Do you think you can
get her a corporate date
329
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,811
before next month's
Prell Challenge?
330
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,479
Well, why not
during the challenge?
331
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,419
Why? Because
she'll be busy playing.
332
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,664
What do you mean, no?
333
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,062
The network just called.
334
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,293
They want hotter names,
335
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,528
they're droppin' her.
336
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:14,892
They're dropping her?
337
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,260
It's not personal,
it's strictly business.
338
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,469
They feel they're not getting
enough bang for the buck.
339
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:20,971
Bang for the buck?
340
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,143
Yeah, they're not the only ones.
341
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,672
Arliss, you're not thinking
of dropping her, are you?
342
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,668
What I'm saying is
that for the revenue
343
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,081
she's not bringing in...
344
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,342
Oh, you'd rather kiss the ass
345
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,780
of that homophobic pitcher.
346
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,275
That homophobe...
347
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:37,146
Carney Nuxhall
happens to bring in
348
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,156
hundreds of thousands
of dollars into this office.
349
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:40,754
Your good friend does not.
350
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,319
And I don't kiss ass.
351
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,758
Oh, yes, you do.
352
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,402
You're only worried
about your hot clients.
353
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:46,864
You should be proud of her.
354
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:48,325
She hasn't had a
drink in two years.
355
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,204
She also hasn't
won in two years.
356
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,902
Maybe she should have
gotten sober after she retired.
357
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,399
Excuse me?
358
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,939
Anyway, I didn't say I
was going to drop her.
359
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,584
Arliss, let me tell
sandy about The Prell.
360
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:07,313
No, no, it's my
responsibility, she's my client.
361
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,519
She's your client, she's
my friend, let me tell her.
362
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:10,581
No.
363
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,146
(phone rings)
364
00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,787
Arliss Michaels' office.
365
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,423
- One second.
- (beep)
366
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:17,818
It's about Carney.
367
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,430
- Ah!
- Huh!
368
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,363
Okay, you can tell her.
369
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,259
And I don't kiss ass.
370
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,231
Of course not.
371
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,369
(beep)
372
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,774
Arliss Michaels.
373
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,043
What?
374
00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:38,279
Carney: Ahh! I want my
cud! I want my fucking cud!
375
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,654
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
376
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,013
Give me my cud!
377
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,421
Ahh!
378
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,422
He's been like
this all fucking day!
379
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:46,704
What are you gonna do about it?
380
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,949
Ahh!
381
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,720
It's just a little panic attack.
382
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,558
He just quit chewing. No!
383
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:52,963
- Carney: Ahh!
- Panic attack?
384
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,355
Panic attack, my ass!
385
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,426
I can't send him out
to the mound like that.
386
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,755
He's liable to kill somebody!
387
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,910
Don't worry, you're
overreacting, I'll take care of it.
388
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,032
Look out!
389
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,230
Ahh!
390
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,271
I want you to relax.
391
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,680
Stay totally
focused on my voice.
392
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,793
(metronome continues clicking)
393
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:15,350
I want you to feel warm
from the top of your head
394
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,824
to the tips of your toes.
395
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:22,993
Relax your face,
your mouth, your jaw.
396
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,485
You feel your head
getting heavier.
397
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,887
Drop your head.
398
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:33,004
You will fall into a
nice, deep sleep.
399
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,483
Now that's as good as
I've ever seen him throw.
400
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,712
I'd hate to be the poor
bastards facing him tonight.
401
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,218
- What'd I tell you, Kevin?
- Well, you know...
402
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,076
Huh, did I take
care of it? Okay.
403
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,148
It's the Fairburn Technique.
404
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,086
You put the patient
in an induction state,
405
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,452
willing to submit his
will to somebody else.
406
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,621
Yeah, well, whatever
the hell it is, it's working.
407
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:58,859
I should warn you, though.
408
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,134
He may experience a
post transitional reaction.
409
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,803
If he does, I'm
available 24 hours a day.
410
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:04,962
Here's my card.
411
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,530
Oh, that's okay, I've got it.
412
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,273
Joe, let me pick your
brain for just a second.
413
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:13,505
Son-of-a-bitch!
414
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,672
Well, if there's nothing
else, I'll be going now.
415
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,711
Hey, doc, hold on, one second.
416
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,681
There's, uh... one more thing.
417
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,617
No, no, no, Detroit
over Chicago?
418
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,922
Are you nuts?
That's a sucker bet.
419
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,094
But, it's in Detroit,
it's a sure thing.
420
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,593
The only sure thing in Detroit
421
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,085
is someone's gonna get shot.
422
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,186
Hey, Joe Morgan!
423
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,458
How's the heart and soul
of the big red machine?
424
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,757
Not too good, Arliss.
425
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,059
Look, I appreciate the
gift certificates for dinner,
426
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,771
but, Long John Silvers?
427
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,643
Haven't you seen the
latest Zagat ratings?
428
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,142
- No.
- Well, if you had, then you'd know.
429
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,135
Look, you better limber
up those vocal chords.
430
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,378
Long John Silvers,
not even Red Lobster!
431
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,054
Carney's throwin' gas!
432
00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:56,483
How'd that hypnotist do it?
433
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,458
You'll find out, because you've
got an appointment with him
434
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,154
- at six o'clock tonight.
- What?
435
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,459
If he can cure
Carney of tobacco,
436
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,217
he can cure you of gambling.
437
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,658
Hypnotize me?
438
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,193
My mind's too strong for that!
439
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,688
Let's tempt sides.
440
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:09,929
No. Look, boss,
I gotta tell you.
441
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,195
I owe some money.
442
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,334
Oh, no.
443
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:16,468
Almost 20 grand,
but I'm feelin' hot.
444
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,895
- Hot?
- Let me just get even, and then,
445
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,041
I'll quit gambling.
446
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,565
Six o'clock.
447
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,680
(Carney pitches)
448
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:23,706
Whoa!
449
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:25,405
Man, he looks un-hittable.
450
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,077
Have a good hypno-time.
451
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,090
Does this putter
make me look fat?
452
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,525
I brought you back something.
453
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,031
Thanks.
454
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:44,063
Wow, it looks great.
455
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,429
Mm-hmm.
456
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,927
1996.
457
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,700
Four years and a lifetime ago.
458
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:53,309
Sometimes I miss that girl.
459
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,112
Sandy, I have to
tell you something.
460
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:56,813
I'll tell you a secret.
461
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,805
The day I won
this, I was loaded.
462
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,148
Dead drunk.
463
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:05,454
Maybe I should have
gotten sober after I retired.
464
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,147
Don't talk like that.
465
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,949
So, maybe you're in a slump.
466
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,721
A slump? It's two years.
467
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,260
Two years and a quality
of life that's so much better.
468
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,326
Is it really?
469
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,825
I'm a competitor,
that's what I do,
470
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,768
that's what we all do, compete.
471
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:25,103
And there is this much
difference between all of us.
472
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,310
And do you wanna know
what makes up that difference?
473
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,172
Confidence.
474
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,141
We live and die on confidence.
475
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,580
And all I know is that I
had a lot more confidence
476
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,476
when I had vodka in this bottle
477
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,978
instead of water.
478
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,690
Do you miss waking
up and feeling shitty?
479
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,301
Forgetting what you
did the night before,
480
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,350
and who you did it with?
481
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,721
Maybe that's the trade off.
482
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,094
So, you want a drink?
483
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,830
I want to compete.
484
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,667
You will.
485
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,344
Sure, I will.
486
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,937
Hey, did ya hear?
487
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,639
They're holding the challenge
488
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,851
at the scene of the crime.
489
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,548
I was with you
when you found out.
490
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,917
Oh, yeah.
491
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,161
So, what'd you want to tell me?
492
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:24,402
Did you see that Brad Pitt and
Jennifer Aniston got engaged?
493
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,471
I just thought you
might like to know.
494
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,470
I should get back to the office.
495
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,323
Okay, look, forget
the Detroit bet.
496
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,023
I want to put
everything on this.
497
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,424
Are you sure you
want to do this?
498
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,946
Oh, yeah, because when I win,
499
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,791
me and Big Richie are even.
500
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,956
Stanley: Knock, knock...
501
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,264
Oh, uh, sorry, already ate.
502
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,726
I haven't, you got any turkey?
503
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:56,864
Oh, fresh out.
504
00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:59,258
Hey, Jamal Anderson,
how's the knee?
505
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,701
Boy, those falcons are
grounded without you, huh?
506
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,967
Yeah, rehab went great.
How 'bout some tuna?
507
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,466
Sorry, Charlie.
508
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,207
So, Kirby,
509
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,682
I hear you have an appointment.
510
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,311
(laughs) You'll like
yourself a lot better.
511
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,347
Oh, yeah, yeah,
much, much better.
512
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,453
You're getting off light.
513
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,024
My father once
caught me wagering
514
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,022
on the Fisher-Spasky
chess match.
515
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:22,454
He made me write "I will not
gamble" one thousand times,
516
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,661
but, it taught me discipline.
517
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,663
Yeah, right, discipline, right.
518
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,425
Listen, I really gotta get going
to this appointment, okay?
519
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:30,934
And I'll catch you later.
520
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,596
Alright. Today is the first
day of the rest of your life.
521
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,495
Clean, baby, clean!
522
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:42,643
(guests chattering)
523
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,078
Sandy, really big fan.
524
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,112
- Thank you, thank you.
- Yeah.
525
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,308
Arliss.
526
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,449
Hey.
527
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,063
Oh, I hope you're not
here for your commission,
528
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,382
not gonna be much this week.
529
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,690
Hey, hey, this is
Arliss Michaels!
530
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,592
You think I only care
about my hot clients?
531
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:58,524
I came down to personally
see how you were doing.
532
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,130
That is very sweet of you.
533
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,592
Has, um, Rita been here yet?
534
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,761
Yeah, yeah, she left
about an hour ago.
535
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,130
And the two of you spoke, right?
536
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,199
Yeah.
537
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,366
Good, good.
538
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,774
Well, I want you to know that
539
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,336
all of us at AMM are
behind you 100 percent.
540
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,536
Thank you, Arliss,
I appreciate that.
541
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,178
And between me and
you, fuck the networks.
542
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,384
(laughs)
543
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,345
I mean, Sandy Van
Alyn not good enough
544
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,754
to compete in the challenge.
545
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,315
Fine, fuck them!
546
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:26,993
I know it's disappointing, but,
547
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,862
let me tell you a story
about Monty Stratton.
548
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:33,022
He stands as an...
549
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,361
(phone rings)
550
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,626
Excuse me.
551
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,934
Arliss Michaels.
552
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,396
The game starts in two hours,
553
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,534
he's going nuts!
554
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,729
Listen to this!
555
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,370
Ahh!
556
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,413
Sandy, I'm... I'm real
sorry, I got an emergency,
557
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,942
I gotta go,
558
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:52,377
but, remember,
you are a competitor.
559
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,143
Bartender: Ladies and
gentlemen, this is your last call.
560
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,185
Last call.
561
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,229
(metronome clicking)
562
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:11,904
I want you to feel warm
from the top of your head
563
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:14,273
to the tips of your toes.
564
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:18,342
Relax your face, your jaw.
565
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,568
Drop your head.
566
00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:24,181
Start breathing.
567
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,382
In...
568
00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:26,783
(deep inhale)
569
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,145
and out.
570
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:29,383
(exhales)
571
00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:30,877
In...
572
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,179
(deep inhale)
573
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,090
and out.
574
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:39,722
Right. You must get
rid of all your inhibitions.
575
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:45,830
Do you remember the
comforts of childhood?
576
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,770
Did you ever suck your thumb?
577
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:54,073
Remember how good that felt?
578
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,369
I want to get you
back to that feeling.
579
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:58,721
Oh, my god! Arliss, how do
you know he's gonna be in there?
580
00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:00,453
'Cause I know who
he's in there with.
581
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,282
(sucking noises)
582
00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:07,252
In and out.
583
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:11,820
In and out.
584
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,190
In...
585
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,598
Relax, wait here.
It'll just be a second.
586
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:17,256
Hey, doc, I'm
sorry... Whoa, shit!
587
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,069
Careful, he's in a
suggestive state.
588
00:23:20,131 --> 00:23:22,501
I'll say, what the
fuck are you doing?
589
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,897
It's part of the
Fairburn Technique.
590
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,710
I take his oral
fixation and transfer it.
591
00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:29,172
What, onto your dick?
592
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,911
Sorry, pal, you're going down!
593
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:33,346
No, that would be
the Holman Technique.
594
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,321
- Arliss, I got a game in an hour.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
595
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,477
Just wait, wait, wait, wait!
596
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:37,878
Start practicing your breathing.
597
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,229
Shut up, and try
to lose the hard-on!
598
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,291
Oh.
599
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,322
I mean, if he finds
out, he's gonna kill you!
600
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,357
No wonder you're
on call 24 hours!
601
00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:51,062
24 to the right, 16 to
the left, six to the right.
602
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,369
Kirby, why do you
know my combination?
603
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:56,201
Everybody knows
your combination.
604
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,438
(zipper going up)
605
00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:58,782
You must have
triggered something
606
00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:00,473
in his unconscious mind.
607
00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:03,278
My porno collection!
608
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:05,241
Did you take my
porno collection?!
609
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:06,910
- No. No.
- Yes!
610
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,008
Yeah, right!
611
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,079
You're in my safe,
612
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,474
you don't take my
porno collection,
613
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,975
what the hell else
could there be?
614
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,218
No...
615
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,416
Yes.
616
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:16,487
No.
617
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,161
- Yes.
- You didn't!
618
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:22,063
I did, I gave it to Big
Richie for collateral.
619
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,627
Your bookie took a
wooden leg for collateral?
620
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:28,827
The Stratton Story was
his dad's favorite movie.
621
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,800
You son-of-a-bitch!
622
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,410
I should have let
you suck his cock!
623
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:34,681
Shall I continue the treatment?
624
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:35,866
No!
625
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:36,981
I can't believe it!
626
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,742
You go into my
safe, you steal my leg,
627
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,081
and then you gamble it!
628
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,416
This is the worst fuckin'
thing you've ever done!!
629
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,421
Wait, there's more.
630
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:50,124
More? What more?
631
00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:53,158
What did you bet on, Kirby?
632
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,326
What did you bet on?
633
00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,964
I bet on Nuxhall to win tonight.
634
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,830
You bet on Carney?
635
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,370
He can't pitch,
he's a basket case!
636
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:06,336
Arliss says he's un-hittable.
637
00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:09,244
Yes, but that was when
he was under hyp...
638
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,777
Arliss: In sports, as in life,
639
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,512
we face seminal moments,
640
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:15,707
when one door closes,
another one opens.
641
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,250
Ready.
642
00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:19,646
Thanks, doc.
643
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:22,618
I hope you don't think I'm
some kind of whiney queer.
644
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,157
Not at all, relax your jaw.
645
00:25:27,892 --> 00:25:31,162
Oh, boss, I told
you it wouldn't work.
646
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:34,269
What's Carney doing here?
He's gotta pitch tonight.
647
00:25:37,535 --> 00:25:39,965
Arliss: In every life, there
are certain turning points.
648
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,808
Pivotal moments when
one makes the choice
649
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:46,344
to overcome obstacles,
or fall prey to them.
650
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:50,779
Announcer: Sandy Van
Alyn needs this putt for a 66.
651
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:51,979
If she sinks this,
652
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,190
it'll be her best
round in over a year,
653
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:55,532
and put her into
the first round lead
654
00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:56,963
here at the Desert Classic.
655
00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,027
(cheers)
656
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,591
And there's your
first round leader.
657
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,459
She's back.
658
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:07,930
Arliss: Good habits get
you through tough times.
659
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,099
A familiar routine
calms the nerves
660
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:11,368
and keeps your aim true.
661
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,036
I'm here with Carney Nuxhall,
662
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,674
who had an amazing
performance in his last start.
663
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:19,340
Arriving at the ballpark only
20 minutes before game time,
664
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,611
he pitched a
perfect game victory.
665
00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:24,719
27 batters up, 27 batters down.
666
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:28,123
I will not gamble...
667
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,746
Stanley: 999...
668
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:32,791
I will not gamble...
669
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,087
1,000.
670
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,939
Carney: I've been working
on some breathing exercises.
671
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,100
Mm, very good, now
write, "I will not steal."
672
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,804
But I won.
673
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,165
One!
674
00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:45,243
In NFL news, it was Detroit
all over Chicago, 37-to-3,
675
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,173
but, this was a game that
was marred by an incident,
676
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,739
in which three people were shot.
677
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:51,948
All three victims are reported
to be in stable condition.
678
00:26:51,976 --> 00:26:53,106
Two!
679
00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:55,108
Arliss: Once we look
into the belly of the beast
680
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:56,660
- and beat down the demons...
- Three!
681
00:26:56,714 --> 00:26:59,884
Then, and only then, do
we have a leg to stand on.
682
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,391
(cheering and whistling)
683
00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:07,993
Announcer on TV: Monty Stratton
has not won, just a ball game,
684
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,959
he's won a greater victory.
685
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,728
As he goes on pitching, winning,
686
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,827
living a rich, full life,
687
00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:18,039
he stands as an
inspiration to all of us.
688
00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,873
Living proof of
what a man can do
689
00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:23,338
if he has the courage
and determination
690
00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:26,538
to refuse to admit defeat.
691
00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:30,779
(thunderous applause)
692
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,722
My name is Arliss Michaels.
693
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,391
I represent athletes.
694
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,289
These are my stories.
695
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,596
♪ Those front porch blues ♪
696
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:49,374
♪ Down the Old Bayou ♪
697
00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,974
♪ Stompin' out a beat ♪
698
00:27:52,036 --> 00:27:54,006
♪ People started
moving their feet ♪
699
00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:56,472
♪ I took a cigar box ♪
700
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,941
♪ I strung it up with wire ♪
701
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,350
♪ And an old broomstick ♪
702
00:28:01,412 --> 00:28:04,152
♪ Then we nearly
started a fire ♪
703
00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:05,975
♪ Nearly started a riot ♪
704
00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:07,490
♪ Started a riot ♪
705
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:08,792
♪ We nearly started a riot ♪
706
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,193
♪ Nearly started a riot ♪
707
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,515
♪ Couldn't keep us quiet,
nearly started a riot ♪
708
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:13,990
♪ On Easy Street ♪
709
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,203
♪ I took an old tin can ♪
710
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:19,062
♪ Stuck a magnet inside ♪
711
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,630
♪ Strung it up with wire ♪
712
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,769
♪ They could hear
us far and wide ♪
713
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:26,703
♪ Took a grad's guitar ♪
714
00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:28,941
♪ A big old whammy bar ♪
715
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:31,407
♪ An old tape to make ♪
716
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,176
♪ Man, I couldn't stay away ♪
717
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:34,254
(music continues)
718
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,650
♪ I took a little bit of shake ♪
719
00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,052
♪ A lot of rattle and roll ♪
720
00:29:09,102 --> 00:29:13,652
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