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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:05,000 [ NO SOUND ] 2 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:28,600 [ DOG BARKING ] 3 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,267 [ LAWN-MOWER ENGINE CHUGGING ] 4 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,167 >> Stacy: TOMMY! 5 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:47,333 ARE YOU GONNA MEET ME IN THE 6 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:48,433 POOL AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED? 7 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,367 >> Tommy: YEAH, IN A MINUTE. 8 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:56,633 STACY. 9 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:58,067 AH, STACY. 10 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,800 IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY SHE JUST 11 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,467 MOVED IN. 12 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:02,167 GRANTED, IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF 13 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:03,867 MONTHS, BUT, BOY, THEY FLEW BY 14 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:04,533 FAST. 15 00:04:04,533 --> 00:04:06,800 SHE WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS GIRL 16 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,067 I HAD EVER LAID MY EYES ON. 17 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:12,300 UNTIL I MET... 18 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,467 >> Stacy's Mom: HEY, TOMMY. 19 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:14,800 OH, HEY, LISTEN, YOU MISSED A 20 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,867 SPOT RIGHT OVER THERE. 21 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:19,333 >> Tommy: OKAY. 22 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,267 [ PROVOCATIVE MUSIC PLAYS ] 23 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:38,067 >> * AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH 24 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:44,067 * OH, YEAH 25 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:47,733 * AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH 26 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:52,533 * OH, YEAH 27 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:56,667 [ ENGINE STOPS ] 28 00:04:56,667 --> 00:05:01,633 [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] 29 00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:04,100 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 30 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,933 [ ENGINE STOPS ] 31 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:08,200 >> Tommy: [ SIGHS ] 32 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,367 IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS I WONDER, 33 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:12,300 "ARE WOMEN REALLY WORTH IT?" 34 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,267 [ DOG BARKING ] 35 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:27,667 YEAH, BUT I PROBABLY HATE MATH 36 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:29,233 THE MOST. 37 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:29,867 >> Mark: MATH? 38 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:31,067 MATH IS LIKE SOLVING A BUNCH OF 39 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:31,500 PUZZLES. 40 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,533 >> Tommy: YEAH, A BUNCH OF 41 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,233 BORING PUZZLES. 42 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,167 >> Mark: BUT IT'S COOL. 43 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,467 PUZZLES ARE COOL. 44 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,533 ANYWAY, DID YOU GET YOUR CLASS 45 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:38,133 LIST? 46 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:38,900 >> Tommy: YEAH, MAN. 47 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:39,967 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 48 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,100 DUDE, SCHOOL STARTS IN TWO DAYS, 49 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,167 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE ENOUGH OF 50 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:42,900 IT, ALL RIGHT? 51 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,167 >> Mark: WHAT'S BUGGING YOU, 52 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:44,500 MAN? 53 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,767 >> Tommy: WHAT'S BUGGING ME? 54 00:05:45,767 --> 00:05:47,067 DUDE, SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER. 55 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:48,300 I DIDN'T DO HALF THE THINGS I 56 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,067 WANTED TO DO. 57 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,133 I DIDN'T GROW THAT MUCH. 58 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,233 I DIDN'T GET ANY COOLER. 59 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,633 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT SHOULD 60 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,100 HAPPEN OVER THE SUMMER. 61 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,067 >> Mark: WELL, TRY TO ENJOY IT. 62 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,700 ANYWAYS, Y-YOUR PARENTS ARE 63 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,333 STILL THROWING THAT PARTY, 64 00:05:59,333 --> 00:05:59,700 RIGHT? 65 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,967 >> Tommy: YEAH, WHAT WOULD STOP 66 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:01,300 THEM? 67 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,233 >> Mark: I DON'T KNOW. 68 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:02,867 A TIDAL WAVE? 69 00:06:02,867 --> 00:06:04,067 >> Tommy: YEAH, WHATEVER YOU 70 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:04,500 SAY, PAL. 71 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,467 I'LL SEE YOU SOON, HUH? 72 00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:06,600 >> Mark: ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU, 73 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,767 MAN. 74 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:08,867 [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 75 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:10,500 >> HONEY, DO YOU WANT SOME MILK 76 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,200 WITH THAT? 77 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:15,333 >> Mark: NAH, I GOT IT. 78 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,833 >> Uncle Dick: [ BREATHING 79 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,700 RHYTHMICALLY ] 80 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,533 YOU'RE FUCKIN' LUCKY THIS 81 00:06:20,533 --> 00:06:21,633 MORNING, BOY. 82 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:24,300 OH, YEAH, YOU ARE FUCKIN' LUCKY. 83 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:28,433 [ RHYTHMIC BREATHING CONTINUES ] 84 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:30,067 >> Tommy: MY UNCLE DICK WAS IN 85 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:30,433 TOWN. 86 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,100 HE HAD BEEN FOR SIX MONTHS AFTER 87 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,067 LOSING HIS JOB. 88 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:34,500 HE DECIDED TO BECOME A HEALTH 89 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,133 ACTIVIST. 90 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,700 YOU KNOW, HE STAYS HEALTHY, BUT 91 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,267 I THINK HE'S A BIT TOO HARD ON 92 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,600 HIMSELF SOMETIMES. 93 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,667 >> Uncle Dick: LOOK AT YOU, YOU 94 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:45,367 FAT, DISGUSTING SON OF A -- 95 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:47,300 MOTHER FUCKER! 96 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,667 [ DOOR OPENS ] 97 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,533 [ WHISTLES ] 98 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:00,400 >> OH, NO! 99 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,833 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 100 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,700 >> Uncle Dick: OH, I BET IT 101 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,733 HURTS TO WATCH, DOESN'T IT? 102 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:06,967 >> NO! PLEASE! 103 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:08,700 I-I'LL DO ANYTHING! 104 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,567 WHY -- WHY ARE YOU HURTING IT? 105 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,400 >> Uncle Dick: ANYTHING, HUH? 106 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,067 OH, THAT'S A PRETTY HEAVY 107 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,100 RESPONSIBILITY THERE, BIG BOY. 108 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,233 I'LL BET IF YOU COULD, YOU WOULD 109 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:20,267 JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO SAVE IT, 110 00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:21,300 WOULDN'T YOU? 111 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,267 >> UH-HUH! 112 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,167 [ WAILS ] 113 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:24,567 YOU'RE A MONSTER! 114 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:25,467 [ WAILS ] 115 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:27,100 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 116 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:30,733 WHAT DID I EVER DO -- DO -- DO 117 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:32,067 TO YOU? 118 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:34,100 [ CRYING ] 119 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,467 >> Uncle Dick: HEY, SHAMU, CALM 120 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:35,867 DOWN! 121 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:38,067 >> [ WAILING ] 122 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:39,600 >> Uncle Dick: OKAY, OKAY, 123 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,333 ALREADY! 124 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:41,367 TAKE IT EASY! 125 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:41,767 GEEZ! 126 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:43,067 >> YOINK! 127 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:44,667 [ CHUCKLES ] 128 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,933 FOOLED YOU! 129 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,800 [ LAUGHING ] 130 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,200 [ FARTS ] 131 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,133 OH! 132 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:55,867 [ GROANING ] 133 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:57,367 >> Uncle Dick: [ SCOFFS ] 134 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,300 FUCKIN' PUSSY. 135 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:07,900 [ GRUNTS ] 136 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,600 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 137 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,867 >> Randall: MAN, WILL YOU QUIT 138 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:22,700 WORRYING ABOUT IT? 139 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,967 >> Roland: QUIT WORRYING ABOUT 140 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:24,233 IT? 141 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:25,467 MAN, IT LOOKS LIKE I SHOVED A 142 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:26,567 MUPPET DOWN MY PANTS! 143 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:28,067 >> Randall: CALM DOWN, ROLAND. 144 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:28,500 SHIT. 145 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:31,200 [ SIGHS ] 146 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,167 YOU AIN'T HAD SEX ED YET? 147 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,067 >> Randall: I WILL THIS 148 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:33,533 SEMESTER. 149 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:33,833 WHY? 150 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,133 >> Randall: BECAUSE YOU'LL LEARN 151 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,133 IT HAPPENS TO EVERY MAN. 152 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,267 >> Roland: I ALREADY KNOW IT 153 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,167 HAPPENS TO EVERY MAN. 154 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:39,433 BUT BY JEWISH LAW, I'M NOT A MAN 155 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:41,367 TILL NOVEMBER. 156 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:43,067 >> Randall: ROLAND... 157 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:44,767 WE AIN'T JEWISH, MAN. 158 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:45,600 >> Randall: STEPHANIE WAS. 159 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,600 >> Randall: SHE WAS OUR STEPMOM. 160 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,433 >> Roland: SHE WAS JEWISH. 161 00:08:47,433 --> 00:08:48,933 >> Randall: BUT SHE -- 162 00:08:48,933 --> 00:08:50,533 LOOK, IT'S NORMAL, OKAY? 163 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:52,067 STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT. 164 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:52,633 SHIT. 165 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,567 BESIDES, IF YOU'RE STRESSING 166 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,067 OUT, GO TALK TO DAD. 167 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:57,433 ASK HIS ASS TO GET YOU A RAZOR. 168 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:58,667 >> Randall: I HAVEN'T EVEN 169 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,067 STARTED SHAVING MY FACE YET! 170 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,300 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIM I'M 171 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,067 USING IT FOR? 172 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:03,300 BESIDES, HE'S PROBABLY GONNA 173 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,600 START BITCHIN' ABOUT HIS BALD 174 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,067 SPOT. 175 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,400 THE LAST THING HE NEEDS TO KNOW 176 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,533 IS HOW HAIRY MY CROTCH IS! 177 00:09:08,533 --> 00:09:09,933 UGH! 178 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:10,733 IT'S NASTY! 179 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:12,633 >> Randall: LOOK, DAWG, IT CAN'T 180 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:15,133 BE THAT BAD, MAN. 181 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,167 LET ME SEE. 182 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:16,900 >> Roland: HELL, NO! 183 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:17,933 >> Randall: TURN AROUND, MAN! 184 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:18,333 IT'S ME! 185 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,800 I AIN'T GONNA SAY NOTHING! 186 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,467 LET ME SEE! 187 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:24,600 HURRY UP! 188 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,867 [ ZIPPER UNZIPS ] 189 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:27,767 GOD DAMN! 190 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,633 WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WRONG 191 00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:30,067 DOWN THERE? 192 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:30,833 >> Roland: HEY, SHUT UP. 193 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:31,767 >> Randall: MAN, IT LOOK LIKE 194 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:32,667 YOU'RE GETTING SUCKED OFF BY 195 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:33,200 MACY GRAY, MAN! 196 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,400 SHIT! 197 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,533 YOU ARE -- 198 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:39,067 I'M -- LOOK, I'M -- HEY, I'M 199 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,300 SORRY, DAWG. 200 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,700 I'M -- 201 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,633 [ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ] 202 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,333 >> Tommy: HEY, DAD. 203 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,967 >> Richard: HEY, SON. 204 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,533 YOU WOKE UP...LATE TODAY. 205 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,400 >> Tommy: I'VE BEEN UP FOR A 206 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,100 LITTLE WHILE. 207 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,933 >> Richard: SO, BUDDY, SEVENTH 208 00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:04,767 GRADE, HUH? 209 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:05,500 LUCKY SEVEN. 210 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,100 YOU EXCITED ABOUT THAT OR WHAT? 211 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,733 >> Tommy: LEAVE IT TO YOU TO ASK 212 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,833 ME. 213 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:13,833 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 214 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:14,700 >> Richard: HUH? 215 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,233 >> Tommy: LOOK, DAD, I WAS GONNA 216 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:17,700 GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND GET 217 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,533 SOME ICE CREAM. 218 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:19,167 CAN I? 219 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:20,833 >> Richard: I DON'T MIND. 220 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,100 GOT ANY MONEY? 221 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,600 >> Tommy: NO. WHY? 222 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,700 >> Richard: I'M JUST TRYING 223 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,033 TO -- 224 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,267 [ EXPLOSION, BEEP ] 225 00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:28,800 [ SCOFFS ] 226 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:29,933 SON, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME 227 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,033 THAT YOU LEARNED MONEY DOESN'T 228 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,000 GROW ON TREES, PAL, OKAY? 229 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,133 >> Tommy: YEAH, IT DOESN'T GROW 230 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:33,700 ON ME, EITHER. 231 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,467 I JUST WANT WHAT YOU OWE ME. 232 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:37,400 >> Richard: I THOUGHT WE TOOK 233 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,267 CARE OF THAT. 234 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,900 >> Tommy: LAST I CHECKED, YOU 235 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,000 STILL OWED ME $10. 236 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,267 >> Richard: [ SIGHS ] 237 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:42,933 $10. 238 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,533 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 239 00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:45,800 LOOK, I SWEAR TO GOD, SON, I'M 240 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,067 GONNA GET THAT TO YOU SOON, I 241 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:47,533 PROMISE. 242 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:49,667 IT'S JUST THAT, RIGHT NOW, I'VE 243 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,767 GOT SOME MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES 244 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,300 TO DEAL WITH. 245 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,800 >> WHERE'S MY CASH, MOTHER 246 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,800 FUCKER? 247 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,200 >> Richard: LOOK... 248 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,400 I-I'M GONNA NEED A-A PAYMENT 249 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,667 PLAN OR -- OR -- OR SOMETHING, 250 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,067 OR IT'S GONNA -- IT'S GONNA TAKE 251 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:03,800 TIME, ALL RIGHT? 252 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,700 I'M WORKING ON IT. 253 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:05,533 >> PAYMENT PLAN?! 254 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,933 DO I LOOK LIKE A WELLS FARGO TO 255 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,067 YOU, MOTHER FUCKER?! 256 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,333 DO YOU SEE AN ATM MACHINE 257 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,700 SITTING NEXT TO MY FUCKIN' 258 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,300 PITCHER?! 259 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,100 I NEED MY MONEY! 260 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,933 THESE LEMONS AIN'T FREE, BITCH! 261 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:18,600 >> Richard: [ GULPS ] 262 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,867 [ SIGHS ] 263 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:24,167 SO... 264 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,067 [ SIGHS ] 265 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:27,633 YOU CAN...SORT OF UNDERSTAND MY 266 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:30,600 SITUATION, SON. 267 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,667 >> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, CUT THE 268 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,133 BULLSHIT. 269 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,167 JUST -- WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT 270 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:33,900 LATER, ALL RIGHT? 271 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,367 >> Richard: ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 272 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:36,533 [ BEEPING ] 273 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,133 OH, AND, UH, SON... 274 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,400 YOU KNOW WHAT? 275 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,400 MAYBE THE NEW NEIGHBORS WILL 276 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,500 THROW YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS TO, 277 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,233 UH, WAX THE...CARPORT OR 278 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,600 WHATEVER. 279 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,500 >> Tommy: HMM. YEAH, RIGHT. 280 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,733 >> Richard: HEY! 281 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,500 WATCH THE ATTITUDE, PAL. 282 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,533 UH, AND CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH, 283 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,367 SON! 284 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,267 FUCKIN' LITTLE PRICK. 285 00:11:56,267 --> 00:12:00,867 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 286 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,533 TALKING ON THE PH-- WHO THE HELL 287 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:03,633 ARE YOU TALKING TO? 288 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:04,967 I'M GONNA START THE DOGS. 289 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,400 >> Sandra: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 290 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,533 >> Richard: COME ON. 291 00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:08,533 COME ON, COME ON! 292 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,067 WHERE'S TOMMY? 293 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:09,933 >> Sandra: I HAVE THEM AT THE 294 00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:10,433 KIDDIE TABLE. 295 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,233 >> Richard: WHAT?! WHAT?! 296 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:12,167 >> Sandra: WOULD YOU PLEASE GO 297 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,100 ASK THEM IF THEY WANT A BURGER 298 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:13,567 OR A HOT DOG? 299 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,600 >> Richard: YOU GOT THEM AT THE 300 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,067 KIDDIE TABLE? 301 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,233 >> Sandra: HANG ON A SEC. 302 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:17,567 WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THAT? 303 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:18,900 >> Richard: THE BOY IS ALMOST 304 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:19,900 13 YEARS OLD, SANDRA. 305 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,133 DON'T YOU THINK HE'S MATURE 306 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,533 ENOUGH TO -- TO SIT AMONGST THE 307 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,067 ADULTS? 308 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,067 >> Sandra: [ SIGHS ] 309 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:24,567 PLEASE. 310 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,933 I REALLY DOUBT HE CARES. 311 00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:26,967 SO, I TOLD YOU... 312 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,400 >> Richard: OH, YOU REALLY 313 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,300 DOUBT -- YOU. 314 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,933 YOU'RE GONNA TRAUMATIZE THAT 315 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,533 BOY. 316 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:35,100 >> Roland: TOMMY... 317 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,967 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 318 00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,800 >> Tommy: I TOLD YOU THIS PARTY 319 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,600 WOULD SUCK. 320 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,400 >> Mark: YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, IT'S 321 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,633 KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 322 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,333 I MEAN, WHY CAN'T WE SIT WHERE 323 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,300 WE DID LAST YEAR? 324 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,867 >> Roland: WE ARE SITTING WHERE 325 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,067 WE WERE LAST YEAR. 326 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:48,600 THIS SUCKS! 327 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,067 >> Tommy: SO, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU 328 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,467 GUYS WANT TO DO? 329 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,833 >> Richard: I GOT THEM FROM 330 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:53,567 HERE, BUDDY. 331 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:54,533 AWESOME JOB, DICK. 332 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,067 >> Uncle Dick: DUDE, WHAT THE 333 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,433 HELL YOU GOT ME COOKING THESE 334 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:59,233 FUCKED-UP SOY DOGS FOR, HUH? 335 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,167 YOU KNOW MY STRICT BELIEF IN A 336 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,067 PROTEIN-FILLED, MEAT-BASED DIET. 337 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,167 >> Richard: RELAX. 338 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,067 I AM SURE THAT THERE'S PLENTY OF 339 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,233 RIGHTEOUS NUTRIENTS IN THESE SOY 340 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:07,567 THINGS. 341 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:08,733 >> Uncle Dick: I'M SURE THERE'S 342 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:09,067 NOT. 343 00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:10,067 >> Richard: YOU'RE PROBABLY 344 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:10,400 RIGHT. 345 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,533 GO SEE WHAT TOMMY AND THE BOYS 346 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,200 WANT, WILL YOU? 347 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,067 >> Uncle Dick: YEAH. 348 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,067 HEY, YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE 349 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:14,867 RED STRIPE, DID YOU? 350 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:15,833 >> Richard: OOH! 351 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,067 >> Uncle Dick: BITCH! 352 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,133 >> Richard: I...DIDN'T. 353 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,900 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 354 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,400 >> Uncle Dick: I LOVE YOU, MAN. 355 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,600 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 356 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,800 >> Richard: BACK OFF. 357 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,700 >> Uncle Dick: BACKING OFF. 358 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,800 >> Richard: [ GRUNTS ] 359 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,300 I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU, YOU KNOW 360 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,267 THAT? 361 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,067 HA! 362 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,367 FUCKIN' GUY. 363 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:35,833 >> Mark: I MEAN, LIKE, IS IT -- 364 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:36,533 IS IT ITCHY? 365 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,067 'CAUSE I'M STILL AS HAIRLESS AS 366 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,267 JAMES CARVILLE DOWN THERE. 367 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:40,633 >> Roland: YEAH, IT'S ITCHY. 368 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:41,933 FEELS LIKE I'M GROWING GRASS 369 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:42,667 DOWN THERE. 370 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,633 >> Mark: REALLY? 371 00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:45,333 'CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD 372 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,633 BE LIKE SHAG CARPETING. 373 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,667 >> Tommy: OH, SHIT! 374 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,533 >> Roland: WHAT? 375 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,267 >> Mark: OH, NO. 376 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,533 >> Tommy: MARK, JUST SUCK IT IN, 377 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:52,900 DUDE. 378 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,833 JUST SUCK IT IN, OKAY? 379 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,600 >> Mark: OKAY. 380 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,533 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 381 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,900 >> Uncle Dick: HEY, TOMMY, 382 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,700 ROLAND... 383 00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,333 TWINKIES. 384 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,433 >> Mark: [ EXHALES ] 385 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,667 >> Uncle Dick: SO, UH, WHAT DO 386 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,800 YOU BOYS WANT THERE, DOGS OR 387 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,267 BURGERS? 388 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,867 LET ME GUESS. 389 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:05,667 ONE OF EACH? 390 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,400 >> Tommy: BURGER -- BURGER WILL 391 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:07,867 BE FINE. 392 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:08,833 >> Uncle Dick: BURGERS! 393 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:09,367 ALL RIGHT! 394 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:10,533 [ GROWLS ] 395 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,800 BE RIGHT OUT. 396 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,133 >> Mark: THANKS, DICK. 397 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,367 >> Tommy: WHAT A DICK! 398 00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,500 >> Mark: HUGE DICK. 399 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,767 >> Roland: HAIRY DICK. 400 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:18,800 >> Mark: REALLY HAIRY. 401 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,767 [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] 402 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,533 [ MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 403 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:27,900 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 404 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,467 >> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 405 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:30,600 >> Juan: THANKS, GUYS. 406 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,533 >> LATER. 407 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,600 >> Mark: ALL I'M SAYING -- IF IT 408 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,833 LOOKS LIKE BACON AND IT TASTES 409 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,067 LIKE BACON, THEN IT MUST BE 410 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:40,400 BACON. 411 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,667 NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU 412 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,100 GUYS -- 413 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:42,967 >> Juan: HEY, GUYS. 414 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:43,767 >> Mark: HI, JUAN. 415 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:44,967 >> Tommy: HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 416 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:45,833 >> Roland: HEY, DUDE. 417 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:46,833 >> Juan: SORRY I'M LATE. 418 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:47,900 MY DAD HAD TO MOW OUR LAWN 419 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,067 TODAY, AND HE NEEDED HELP. 420 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,267 >> Roland: YEAH, I THINK YOUR 421 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,500 DAD MOWED MY LAWN TODAY, TOO. 422 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,167 >> Juan: HMM. 423 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,433 >> Tommy: HMM, SAME HERE, MAN. 424 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,667 >> Mark: OH, I DON'T THINK HE 425 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,700 DOES OURS TILL THURSDAY. 426 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:56,600 >> Juan: OH. 427 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,633 >> Mark: YEAH. 428 00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:58,767 >> Juan: UH, SO, WHAT ARE WE 429 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,167 DOING? 430 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,367 >> Tommy: WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING 431 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:00,767 AT IT. 432 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,067 MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TILL EVERYBODY 433 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:02,467 LEAVES. 434 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:07,067 DUDE, THIS THING IS SO BORING. 435 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,767 [ HARP MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY ] 436 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,767 >> Roland: DUDE, ARE YOU ALL 437 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:14,300 RIGHT? 438 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,067 >> * HERE SHE COMES 439 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:19,667 * MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION 440 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:20,900 * I THINK WE'RE GONNA 441 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,633 MAKE A CONNECTION * 442 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,667 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 443 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,600 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 444 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,900 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 445 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,067 * HERE SHE COMES 446 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,933 * MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION 447 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,233 >> Stacy: HEY, BOYS. 448 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,267 HOW'S IT GOING? 449 00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:37,233 >> Roland: UH... 450 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,567 UH, THANKS. 451 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,267 >> Stacy: WHAT? 452 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:43,233 >> Roland: UH, I MEAN, HEY. 453 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,700 >> Stacy: SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU 454 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:49,700 IS TOMMY? 455 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,467 IS THIS THE WRONG GROUP OF BOYS, 456 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,167 OR IS ONE YOU MY NEW NEIGHBOR? 457 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,533 >> Tommy: OH, YOU'RE MY NEW 458 00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:55,100 NEIGHBOR. 459 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,267 >> Stacy: [ CHUCKLES ] 460 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,467 NOT TOO BRIGHT, ARE WE? 461 00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,667 >> Tommy: NO, I -- 462 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,800 >> Stacy: I'M STACY. 463 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,400 >> Tommy: [ Chuckling ] SHAKE. 464 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,733 >> Stacy: KIND OF A LIMP 465 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,400 HANDSHAKE. 466 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:06,967 OW! 467 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,333 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? 468 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,600 >> Juan: UH, HI. 469 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,467 I'M JUAN. 470 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:12,933 >> Stacy: HI, JUAN. 471 00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:14,367 >> Juan: [ Chuckling ] HEY. 472 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,533 >> Stacy: AND YOU ARE? 473 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,600 >> Roland: I'M ROLAND. 474 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,100 >> Stacy: WELL, ITS NICE TO MEET 475 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:18,467 YOU. 476 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,800 I THINK I'M GONNA GO GET SOME 477 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,300 FOOD BEFORE MY MOM COMES TO PICK 478 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:21,733 ME UP. 479 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,367 NICE MEETING YOU GUYS. 480 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,400 >> Mark: I'M MARK. 481 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,533 WOW. 482 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:29,500 >> Roland: THAT'S YOUR NEW 483 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:29,933 NEIGHBOR? 484 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,100 >> Tommy: I GUESS. 485 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,067 >> Mark: WOW. 486 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,100 SHE IS BREATHTAKING. 487 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,567 YOU DON'T SEE GIRLS LIKE HER 488 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,233 EVERY DAY. 489 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:36,400 >> Juan: YEAH. 490 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,067 >> Tommy: WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. 491 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,200 THIS ISN'T LIKE US. 492 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,700 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING? 493 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,600 >> Mark: YEAH. 494 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,200 YEAH, I VOWED TO NEVER HAVE A 495 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,867 WOMAN GET IN THE WAY OF ME AND 496 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,200 WHAT I'M TRYING DO. 497 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,133 A-AS I SEE IT, I ONLY HAVE 17 498 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,467 YEARS UNTIL I'M 30. 499 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,667 THEN, BAM! 500 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,233 MIDLIFE CRISIS. 501 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,633 THEN I'LL GET MARRIED. 502 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,400 >> Tommy: LOOK, GUYS, DO ME A 503 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:55,967 FAVOR. 504 00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,867 AND LET'S SAY, FROM THIS MOMENT 505 00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,600 ON, THAT NO WOMAN WILL EVER 506 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,233 BECOME THE PINNACLE OF OUR 507 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:01,867 OBSESSION. 508 00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:03,333 WE'RE EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIENDS, 509 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,700 AND WE CAN'T LET A GIRL EVER 510 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,367 COME BETWEEN US. 511 00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,067 >> Mark: DEAL! 512 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:06,600 >> Juan: DEAL! 513 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,267 >> Tommy: DEAL! 514 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:07,933 >> Roland: DEAL. 515 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,667 >> Stacy: HEY, MOM! 516 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,167 [ INTRO TO BILLY GOODRUM'S 517 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,100 "HOLD ON ME" PLAYS ] 518 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:23,067 >> * SHE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME 519 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,933 * I'VE BEEN HYPNOTIZED 520 00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:29,133 * SHE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME 521 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:32,567 * DON'T LET ME CRY, YO 522 00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:39,533 >> Stacy: WELL, SHE'S HERE. 523 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,467 I SHOULD GET GOING. 524 00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:41,333 >> Mark: MM-HMM. 525 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,767 >> Stacy: SORRY I COULDN'T STAY 526 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:43,333 LONGER. 527 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,733 YOU GUYS SHOULD COME OVER 528 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:45,400 SOMETIME. 529 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,433 WE'LL HANG OUT. 530 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,300 >> Tommy: HEY, IS THAT GUY THAT 531 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,867 YOUR MOM'S WITH YOUR DAD? 532 00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,267 >> Stacy: OH, NO, IT'S JUST A 533 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,300 GUY MY MOM'S DATING. 534 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,767 HE'S A TEACHER OVER AT NADLER. 535 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,767 HE'S COOL, I GUESS. 536 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,500 SO, I'LL SEE YOU LATER? 537 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,733 >> Tommy: YEAH, I'LL -- I'LL SEE 538 00:17:58,733 --> 00:17:59,267 YOU AROUND. 539 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,333 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 540 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,333 >> Juan: HMM. 541 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,400 >> Roland: [ SIGHS ] 542 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,300 >> Juan: DANG, DID YOU SEE HER? 543 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,767 >> Mark: MMM. 544 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,467 MMM! YEAH! 545 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:11,833 OH, HOW ABOUT THAT STACY'S MOM, 546 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,200 HUH? 547 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,600 SHE'S A FINE-ASS BITCH, RIGHT? 548 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:13,900 YEAH? 549 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:14,800 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 550 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,100 ABOUT. 551 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:15,967 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME. 552 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:16,867 COME ON, CUT ME UP ANOTHER ONE. 553 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:17,633 >> Roland: I THINK YOU HAD 554 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:18,067 ENOUGH, MARK. 555 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:18,800 >> Mark: WHAT?! NO, DUDE. 556 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,633 I'M FINE, I'M FINE, I'M FINE, 557 00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:20,233 I'M FINE, I'M FINE. 558 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:20,800 I'M FINE, I'M FINE. 559 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,600 >> Roland: JUAN, YOU'RE UP. 560 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,400 >> Mark: I'M FINE, I'M FINE! 561 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,500 HEY! 562 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,433 I JUST WANT A COUPLE MORE. 563 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,467 >> Juan: [ SLURPS ] 564 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:37,767 YEAH! 565 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:38,767 >> Roland: ALL RIGHT, JUANY! 566 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,333 >> Mark: WHOO! 567 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,833 >> Juan: OW. 568 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,800 >> Tommy: GUYS, A LITTLE HELP 569 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,400 HERE? 570 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,067 >> Juan: ALL RIGHT. 571 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:44,667 >> Tommy: THANKS, JUAN. 572 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,733 >> Roland: YEAH, LET'S SEE IT. 573 00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:48,767 >> Tommy: [ GRUNTS ] 574 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:49,700 >> Mark: JUST ONE? 575 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,467 >> Roland: NO. 576 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,933 >> Mark: WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE 577 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:52,967 LOOKING FOR AGAIN? 578 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,533 >> Tommy: EITHER ONES THAT ARE 579 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,467 "R" OR ONES WITH 580 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,400 MICHAEL DOUGLAS. 581 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,067 MAN, THEY ARE BOUND TO HAVE SOME 582 00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:58,633 TITTIES! 583 00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,967 >> Juan: ALL RIGHT. 584 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:01,700 SHIT, YEAH! 585 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,767 LET'S POP THIS ON. 586 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,800 >> Tommy: "FATAL ATTRACTION"? 587 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,100 YOU KNOW WHO I ACTUALLY ALWAYS 588 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,167 THOUGHT WAS PRETTY HOT? 589 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,100 >> Roland: WHO? 590 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,200 >> Mark: YEAH, WHO? 591 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,567 >> Tommy: TINKER BELL. 592 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,067 >> Roland: TINKER BELL? 593 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,100 FROM "PETER PAN"? 594 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,600 >> Tommy: NO, FROM THE "SMURFS." 595 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,933 DUDE, OF COURSE, "PETER PAN." 596 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,300 >> Mark: MAN, SHE USED TO DRIVE 597 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,300 ME NUTS, WEARING THAT TIGHT 598 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,067 GREEN... 599 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:20,900 >> Tommy: LEOTARD! 600 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:21,567 >> Mark: YEAH! 601 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:22,900 >> Tommy: DUDE, THAT THING DROVE 602 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:23,367 ME NUTS! 603 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,400 >> Mark: MAN, WHAT ABOUT 604 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:24,967 JASMINE? 605 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:25,900 >> Mark: JASMINE! 606 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,467 NOW, THERE'S A PERSIAN PUSSYCAT 607 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,400 I'D LIKE TO TAME! 608 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:28,933 [ YOWLS ] 609 00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,333 BUT -- BUT I STILL THINK NO ONE 610 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,767 CAN TOP THE LITTLE MERMAID, MAN. 611 00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,233 >> Roland: YEAH, THINGS AIN'T 612 00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:34,433 TOO SMALL ON THAT GIRL. 613 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,733 THERE'S NOTHING BUT THOSE 614 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:36,900 SEASHELLS COVERING HER 615 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,067 SILKY-SMOOTH BODY! 616 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,867 >> Mark: AND WE'RE TALKING "C" 617 00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:40,500 SHELLS. 618 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:40,867 WHOO! 619 00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,267 >> Tommy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE 620 00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:42,767 FLIPPER. 621 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,100 IT DOESN'T REALLY DO IT FOR ME. 622 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,600 BESIDES, HAVING A DAD LIKE 623 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,267 TRITON -- DUDE, I WOULD NOT DARE 624 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:47,867 MAKE A MOVE. 625 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:48,500 >> Mark: MM. 626 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,067 >> Juan: GUYS, BOOBS! 627 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,667 >> Mark: OH! AH! BOOBS! 628 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,933 >> Tommy: BOOBS! 629 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,633 CSH-CSH! CSH-CSH-CSH! 630 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,833 >> Mark: MM-HMM. 631 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,567 [ WOMAN MOANING ] 632 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:00,500 >> Tommy: BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL! 633 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,033 >> Juan: MARK? 634 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:01,733 >> Mark: YEAH, WHAT? 635 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,400 >> Juan: YOU...REALIZE WHO THIS 636 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,100 IS, RIGHT? 637 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,700 >> Mark: UH, YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, 638 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,100 UM, MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND -- 639 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,300 >> Roland: SWEET LORD! 640 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,200 CRUELLA DE VIL! 641 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,067 >> Mark: HOLY SHIT! 642 00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:10,800 HOLY SHIT, JUAN! 643 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,800 CUT IT, CUT IT, CUT IT! 644 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,900 OH, GOD, JUAN! CUT IT! 645 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,867 WHY'D YOU DO THIS?! 646 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,400 >> Juan: UGH! 647 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,667 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 648 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,800 >> Mark: AH! 649 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,900 GOOD MORNING! 650 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,000 HUH? 651 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,200 [ Chuckling ] OH! 652 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,567 >> Tommy: OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT? 653 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,367 OH, GOD, GET A DOCTOR! 654 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,267 NO, DON'T GET A DOCTOR! 655 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:35,800 GET MY MOM! 656 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,467 NO, NOT MY MOM! 657 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:37,600 >> Mark: DUDE, IT'S OKAY, IT'S 658 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:37,933 OKAY. 659 00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:38,600 JUST CALM DOWN. 660 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,733 THIS HAPPENED TO ME A BUNCH OF 661 00:20:39,733 --> 00:20:40,867 TIMES OVER THE SUMMER. 662 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,300 DUDE, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS RUB 663 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,667 IT OUT, AND IT'LL CALM DOWN, 664 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,167 ALL RIGHT? 665 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:45,067 >> Tommy: ISN'T THAT -- 666 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,167 >> Mark: TOMMY! 667 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,133 JUST TRUST ME, MAN, ALL RIGHT? 668 00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:49,200 JUST TRUST ME. 669 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,367 >> Tommy: OKAY. 670 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,233 >> Mark: GO DO SOME RUBBING. 671 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,367 >> Juan: [ YAWNS ] 672 00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,733 >> Mark: IT'LL BE OKAY. 673 00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,167 >> Juan: BREAKFAST TIME. 674 00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:00,933 >> Tommy: [ GRUNTS ] 675 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:03,900 >> Roland: [ GRUNTING ] 676 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,433 >> Juan: WHOA! 677 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,533 UM, ROLAND, MY -- MY MAN? 678 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,400 >> Roland: [ YAWNS ] 679 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,367 >> Mark: WHAT THE HELL? 680 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,167 >> Roland: "WHAT THE HELL" WHAT? 681 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,233 >> Mark: YOU -- YOU GOT, UM... 682 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,367 YOU GOT SOME...HAIR GROWING OFF 683 00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:22,700 YOUR FACE, BRO. 684 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,433 >> Roland: OH, MY GOD! 685 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,133 OH, MY GOD, I'M A FREAK! 686 00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:28,267 I THINK I GOT HAIR IN MY MOUTH! 687 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,833 [ GAGS ] 688 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,833 DOES YOUR DAD HAVE A RAZOR? 689 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:31,867 >> Tommy: IT'S NOT WORKING, 690 00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:32,200 MARK! 691 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,133 DUDE, IT IS NOT WORKING! 692 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,233 >> Mark: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO 693 00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:34,867 TELL YOU, MAN. 694 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,433 IT WORKED JUST FINE FOR ME. 695 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:39,900 FELT PRETTY DAMN GOOD, TOO. 696 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,067 >> Juan: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 697 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:43,900 FIVE. 698 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,167 STICK IT BACK IN NOW, BUDDY. 699 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,233 >> Tommy: YOU SUCK. 700 00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,567 >> Mark: AT LEAST YOU GOT 701 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:49,600 ROOM FOR ONE MORE. 702 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,500 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 703 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:56,267 >> Juan: GO GET IT, MAN. 704 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:59,067 >> Mark: KING ME. 705 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,967 >> Juan: IT'S NOT CHECKERS. 706 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,933 >> Stacy: HI, TOMMY. 707 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,433 >> Tommy: [ BLOWS ] 708 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:08,800 WHAT'S UP, STACY? 709 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,933 >> Stacy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING 710 00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:10,467 RIGHT NOW? 711 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:11,333 >> Tommy: I WAS JUST... 712 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:12,333 >> Roland: Tell her that you 713 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,400 just finished shaving. 714 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,967 >> Tommy: I WAS JUST...SHAVING? 715 00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,067 >> Stacy: ARE YOU ASKING ME? 716 00:22:19,067 --> 00:22:20,100 >> Tommy: NO. 717 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,733 NO, I MEAN, WHAT'S UP? 718 00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:22,933 >> Stacy: I WAS JUST WONDERING 719 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,133 IF YOU WANTED TO COME SWIMMING 720 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:24,633 RIGHT NOW. 721 00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:25,667 >> Tommy: UM, YEAH, SURE. 722 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:26,833 LET ME -- YOU KNOW, LET ME GET 723 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,967 THE GUYS, AND -- WHAT -- WHAT 724 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:29,200 TIME DO YOU WANT US TO BE OVER? 725 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,067 >> Stacy: WHENEVER. 726 00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:30,867 I'LL BE THERE. 727 00:22:30,867 --> 00:22:32,400 LAST DAY OF SUMMER, YOU KNOW. 728 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400 >> Tommy: MM-HMM. 729 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,400 >> Stacy: SEE YA! 730 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,733 >> Tommy: COOL. LATER. 731 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,267 >> Juan: WE'RE READY WHEN YOU 732 00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:41,433 ARE, TOMMY. 733 00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:42,700 >> Roland: HEY, DO YOU THINK HER 734 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,567 MOM'S GONNA BE HOME? 735 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:44,333 >> Mark: PROBABLY. 736 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:45,600 PARENTS NEVER LET THEIR KIDS GO 737 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,267 SWIMMING ALONE. 738 00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:47,333 >> Roland: SHE IS SO FINE. 739 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:51,233 >> Mark: LET'S GO! 740 00:22:51,233 --> 00:22:52,333 >> Tommy: GUYS, WAIT. 741 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:53,600 OKAY, WE HAVE TO HANDLE 742 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,200 OURSELVES BETTER THAN WE DID AT 743 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:55,800 MY HOUSE. 744 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,333 NO RESPECTABLE WOMAN CARES FOR A 745 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,800 MAN WHO DROOLS LIKE A DUMBASS. 746 00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,600 >> Juan: YEAH. 747 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,667 >> Mark: WHEW, OKAY. 748 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,733 >> Juan: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 749 00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:06,200 >> Mark: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 750 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,100 [ HARP MUSIC PLAYS ] 751 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:08,933 >> Tommy: GAH! 752 00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,900 >> Stacy's Mom: [ LAUGHS ] 753 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:11,800 HI, GUYS. 754 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,400 COME ON IN. 755 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,267 STACY'S UPSTAIRS. 756 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,267 SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 757 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,333 [ BOYS LAUGH NERVOUSLY ] 758 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:19,100 >> Juan: OKAY. 759 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:22,100 >> Stacy's Mom: [ LAUGHS ] 760 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:26,567 >> Mark: CANNONBALL! 761 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:27,567 OH! AH! 762 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:28,733 [ SPITS ] 763 00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:29,200 WHOO! 764 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,167 YOU WERE RIGHT, 765 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,200 MRS. STACY'S MOM. 766 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:31,633 HUH! 767 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:33,200 THE WATER DOES FEEL GREAT ON 768 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,067 THESE...SWEATY DAYS. 769 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,200 >> Stacy's Mom: YOU ARE 770 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,067 ADORABLE, MARK. 771 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,233 >> Roland: WANT TO SEE ME? 772 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:41,167 >> Stacy's Mom: OF COURSE. 773 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:46,900 THAT WAS GREAT! 774 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,600 >> Roland: ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 775 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:48,933 10? 776 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:50,433 >> Stacy's Mom: WELL, A 10, OF 777 00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:50,933 COURSE. 778 00:23:50,933 --> 00:23:52,300 >> Roland: ALL RIGHT! 779 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,967 >> Tommy: WATCH ME! 780 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,933 >> Stacy's Mom: [ LAUGHS ] 781 00:23:57,933 --> 00:23:59,667 THAT WAS GREAT, TOMMY. 782 00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:00,967 YEAH, TOMMY, THAT WAS GREAT. 783 00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:02,067 >> Tommy: SEE, BITCHES? 784 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,067 >> Mark: SEE WHAT? 785 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,367 >> Tommy: THAT I'M THE FUCKIN' 786 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:04,933 GREATEST. 787 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:05,933 >> Mark: OH, THAT'S BULLSHIT. 788 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:06,967 >> Roland: WELL, AT LEAST I GOT 789 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:07,933 A 10. 790 00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:11,167 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A RATING. 791 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,867 >> Stacy's Mom: WELL? JUAN? 792 00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:14,433 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 793 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,433 >> Juan: OH, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD 794 00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:17,833 AT THAT KIND OF THING. 795 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,067 >> Stacy's Mom: OH, COME ON. 796 00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:20,133 I BET YOU'RE GREAT AT IT. 797 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:21,233 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TRY. 798 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:22,867 >> Juan: WELL, ALL RIGHT. 799 00:24:22,867 --> 00:24:26,300 HERE I GO. 800 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,333 >> Mark: AM I GONNA BE THE ONE 801 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:27,833 TO SAVE HIM? 802 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,500 >> Tommy: YEAH. 803 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:35,333 >> Juan: AAH! AAH! 804 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,733 >> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, THAT WAS 805 00:24:36,733 --> 00:24:37,167 GREAT. 806 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:39,267 >> Stacy: MOM, HE'S STILL 807 00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:41,867 UNDERWATER. 808 00:24:41,867 --> 00:24:43,100 >> Tommy: DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 809 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,067 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 810 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,100 MARK'S ON HIS WAY TO GET HIM 811 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,067 RIGHT NOW. 812 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,267 >> Mark: GOT HIM! 813 00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:53,300 WHOO! HE'S OKAY. 814 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,067 HE'S OKAY. 815 00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:55,233 >> Juan: [ MUMBLING 816 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:56,167 INCOHERENTLY ] 817 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,467 >> Stacy: THE GAME IS CALLED 818 00:24:57,467 --> 00:24:58,067 "COLORS." 819 00:24:58,067 --> 00:24:59,433 YOU ALL ANNOUNCE YOUR COLORS TO 820 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,900 EACH OTHER, BUT DO IT QUIETLY SO 821 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,833 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 822 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,367 >> Tommy: SO, WE PICK A COLOR? 823 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:06,767 >> Roland: ALL RIGHT, BLUE. 824 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:07,833 >> Juan: PERIWINKLE. 825 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:08,767 >> Tommy: GREEN. 826 00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:09,633 >> Mark: BROWN. 827 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,233 NOW WHAT? 828 00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:13,267 >> Stacy: HAVE YOU GUYS PICKED 829 00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:13,833 YOUR COLORS YET? 830 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:14,333 >> Mark: YEAH. 831 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:14,867 >> Juan: OKAY! 832 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:15,500 >> Roland: UH-HUH. 833 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,467 >> Stacy: OKAY, I'M GONNA START 834 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:17,467 NAMING OFF COLORS. 835 00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:19,067 IF I SAY YOURS, TRY TO SWIM TO 836 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,333 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POOL 837 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,733 WITHOUT ME HEARING YOU. 838 00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:23,400 BUT IF I HEAR YOU, I'M GONNA 839 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,100 TURN AROUND AND TRY TO TAG YOU 840 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:26,800 BEFORE YOU HIT THE OTHER SIDE. 841 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,367 AND IF I DO TAG YOU, YOU'RE IT. 842 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:28,700 GOT IT? 843 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,233 >> Mark: GOT IT. 844 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:29,767 >> Roland: YEAH. 845 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:30,333 >> Tommy: GOT IT. 846 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,100 >> Mark: OKAY, THAT'S EASY 847 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:31,433 ENOUGH. 848 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:32,300 >> Stacy: ORANGE....YELLOW... 849 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:32,633 BLACK... 850 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:33,100 >> Tommy: HEY! 851 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:33,767 >> Mark: SHOULD WE -- 852 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:34,267 >> Tommy: LOOK! 853 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:35,433 [ WHIMPERING ] 854 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:36,933 >> Juan: LOOK! LOOK! 855 00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,933 >> Mark: OH...MY...GOODNESS! 856 00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:42,133 >> * FIRED UP 857 00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,833 >> * THE FLAMES ARE BURNIN' 858 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:44,700 HIGHER * 859 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:47,700 >> Mark: OH! 860 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,233 >> * YOU'RE MY ONLY DESIRE 861 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:53,167 >> * FIRED UP 862 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,100 >> * YOU MAKE ME SCREAM AND 863 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,267 SHOUT SOME * 864 00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:59,300 >> Stacy: ...GREEN...BROWN... 865 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,067 BLUE...PERIWINKLE...TAN. 866 00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:02,400 >> Juan: SEXY AS A CUPCAKE. 867 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,067 >> Stacy: HAVE I SAID YOUR GUYS' 868 00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:04,600 COLORS YET? 869 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,700 >> Juan: NO, NO, NOT YET! 870 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,100 >> Mark: I'LL WALK BISCUIT AFTER 871 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:07,533 DINNER. 872 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,433 >> * LET ME HELP YOU OUT 873 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,800 WITH THAT SUNTAN OIL * 874 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,333 * LOOKIN' SO HOT, GIRL 875 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,100 * GONNA MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL 876 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,100 * NEVER SEEN A GIRL 877 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,633 WHO LOOKED SO DAMN FINE * 878 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,067 * SHE CAN STOP, DROP, AND ROLL 879 00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:18,700 ON A DIME * 880 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:19,800 >> Tommy: DUDE, WE GOT TO START 881 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,833 COMING OVER HERE MORE OFTEN. 882 00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:21,833 >> Mark: YEAH. 883 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,100 [ BELL RINGS ] 884 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,067 >> Tommy: WELL, THAT WAS IT. 885 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:26,300 SCHOOL HAD STARTED, AND WE 886 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,567 OFFICIALLY ONLY HAD 9 1/2 MORE 887 00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,833 MONTHS BEFORE WE HAD SUMMER 888 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:29,400 AGAIN. 889 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,267 AND I KNEW THAT SCHOOL WAS GONNA 890 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:32,467 BE TOUGH THIS YEAR. 891 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:35,100 >> WELCOME, CLASS. 892 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:38,167 I'M PROFESSOR HERBERT. 893 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:42,067 BEFORE WE MOVE FURTHER, PLEASE 894 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,733 DO UNDERSTAND THAT, YES, I DO 895 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,400 INDEED HAVE MY WIFE'S FINGER 896 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,833 SITTING IN A JAR ON MY DESK. 897 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,133 FEEL FREE TO OBSERVE WHENEVER 898 00:26:54,133 --> 00:26:55,733 YOU FEEL LIKE. 899 00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:58,767 IN THIS CLASS, I WILL TEACH YOU 900 00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:04,367 TO BECOME OBSERVERS OF SCIENCE. 901 00:27:04,367 --> 00:27:07,867 NOW, WE'LL BE DOING HEAVY, 902 00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:12,067 HANDS-ON WORK TO BETTER INFORM 903 00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:15,800 YOU OF THE WORLD AROUND YOU. 904 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,767 THESE PRACTICES MAY INCLUDE BUT 905 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,733 ARE NOT LIMITED TO... 906 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:24,933 FLAMES, WATER, AND EXCESSIVE 907 00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:28,567 DISSECTION OF PARTIALLY LIVING 908 00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:31,767 BUT MOSTLY DEAD ANIMALS. 909 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:35,767 SHOULD ANY ONE OF YOU INJURE OR 910 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:38,433 SEVER ANY PART OF THEMSELVES, 911 00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:40,767 PLEASE BRING IT TO ME TO 912 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:43,600 PRESERVE IN FORMALDEHYDE BEFORE 913 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,633 GOING TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE. 914 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,600 NOW, THEN... 915 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,700 WHO HERE HAS EVER CUT OPEN... 916 00:27:54,700 --> 00:28:01,100 A PIG TESTICLE? 917 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,200 >> Professor Wood: ALL RIGHT, 918 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,767 GUYS, LET'S FACE IT. 919 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:07,667 WHAT IS IT THAT WE ALL WANT? 920 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:08,333 PUSSY, RIGHT? 921 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,567 >> [ Japanese accent ] LISTEN 922 00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:10,667 UP, CLASS! 923 00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:13,133 THIS IS ENGLISH COMPOSITION! 924 00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:14,533 I GRADE TOUGH! 925 00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:17,100 PERFECT ENGLISH MUST BE SPOKEN 926 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,333 FROM HERE AND OUT! 927 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,900 >> CALM DOWN, MRS. TAKEOUT. 928 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,667 >> STOP IT! 929 00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:23,067 STOP IT RIGHT NOW! 930 00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:25,067 SAVE YOUR JAPANESE JOKES FOR 931 00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:27,200 HISTORY CLASS! 932 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:38,667 >> HELLO... 933 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,600 [ COUGHING ] 934 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,633 ...CLASS. 935 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:43,567 [ COUGHING ] 936 00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:01,700 WELCOME TO AMERICAN... 937 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,067 [ COUGHING ] 938 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,533 ...HISTORY. 939 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:05,700 TODAY -- 940 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:10,167 [ BELL RINGS ] 941 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:16,067 REMEMBER, TOMORROW... 942 00:29:16,067 --> 00:29:20,333 [ STAMMERS ] 943 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,733 HMM. 944 00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:24,833 >> Frankie: [ New Jersey 945 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:26,100 accent ] WELCOME TO HOME EC. 946 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,967 YOU KNOW, COOKIN' AND SHIT. 947 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,067 RELOCATION SAID I SHOULD FIND A 948 00:29:30,067 --> 00:29:32,067 NAME THAT WOULD BE SIMPLE FOR 949 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:34,300 YOU GUYS TO REMEMBER, SO... 950 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,400 WHAT'S A GOOD NAME, GUYS? 951 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,567 UH...FUCKIN'... 952 00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:41,433 UH...FRANKIE. 953 00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:43,067 THAT'S THE FIRST GUY I EVER 954 00:29:43,067 --> 00:29:43,467 SHOT. 955 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,200 I SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN' 956 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,700 HEAD. 957 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:54,933 FRANKIE...THE...TEACH. 958 00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:56,067 THAT'S ME. 959 00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:58,733 NOW, THERE'S 30 OF YOUSE AND ONE 960 00:29:58,733 --> 00:29:59,667 OF ME'S. 961 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,133 I AIN'T GOT TIME TO LEARN ALL 962 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,500 YOUR LITTLE FUCKIN' NAMES. 963 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,033 BUT WHEN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, 964 00:30:04,033 --> 00:30:05,467 I WANT THAT FUCKIN' QUESTION 965 00:30:05,467 --> 00:30:07,000 ANSWERED, YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 966 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,467 AND WHAT YOU LEARN IN HERE 967 00:30:08,467 --> 00:30:09,900 FUCKIN' STAYS IN HERE, YOU 968 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,533 LITTLE COCKSUCKERS, ALL RIGHT? 969 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:12,900 CAPISCE? 970 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:16,333 GOOD. WHO'S HUNGRY? 971 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:17,567 >> Von Bob: WELCOME, CLASS, 972 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:18,733 TO... 973 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:21,867 * INTRO TO MUSIC 974 00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:22,733 MY NAME IS 975 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,733 PROFESSOR ALFRED VON BOB, AND 976 00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:26,667 I'LL BE YOUR TEACHER FOR THIS 977 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:28,333 SEMESTER, ALTHOUGH YOU CAN THINK 978 00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,667 OF ME MORE OF A MUSICIAN, 979 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:30,200 REALLY. 980 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,833 >> Roland: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS 981 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:32,267 SHIT. 982 00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:33,900 >> Tommy: MAN, WE GOT TO LISTEN 983 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,300 TO THIS DOUCHE FOR A WHOLE 984 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,000 SEMESTER? 985 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,800 >> Roland: MAN, I TELL YOU, IF A 986 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,567 DUDE LIKE THAT CAN LAND SOMEONE 987 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:41,333 LIKE STACY'S MOM, THEN WE AIN'T 988 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:42,400 GONNA HAVE ANY TROUBLE. 989 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,667 >> Von Bob: NOW, I TAKE MUSIC 990 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:44,867 VERY SERIOUSLY. 991 00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:46,900 AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THIS 992 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,067 CLASSROOM, SO MUST YOU. 993 00:30:48,067 --> 00:30:49,567 >> Tommy: WHO THE HELL DOES THIS 994 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:50,433 GUY THINK HE IS? 995 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:54,400 [ BELL RINGS ] 996 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,800 >> Mark: FRESH AIR AND SUNLIGHT, 997 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,567 HOW I MISS THEE. 998 00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:57,933 >> Tommy: HURRAY, ONLY SIX MORE 999 00:30:57,933 --> 00:30:59,267 YEARS UNTIL COLLEGE. 1000 00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:01,067 >> Juan: SO, UH, GUYS, WHAT'S 1001 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:01,600 THE PLAN? 1002 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,067 >> Roland: YOU DOWN FOR A FEW 1003 00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:04,500 ROUNDS OF "ULTIMATE BLOODTHIRSTY 1004 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,567 CANNIBALISTIC KILLERS 4"? 1005 00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:06,833 >> Tommy: YEAH, BUT I ONLY GOT 1006 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:07,567 TWO CONTROLLERS. 1007 00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:09,133 >> Juan: WE CAN TRADE OFF. 1008 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:10,267 I GOT FIRST GAME. 1009 00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:12,067 >> Mark: NAH, I PREFER TO PLAY 1010 00:31:12,067 --> 00:31:13,667 IN ORDER FROM, YOU KNOW, BIGGEST 1011 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:14,367 TO SMALLEST. 1012 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:15,900 >> Juan: 'CAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT 1013 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:16,600 FOR YOU, FATTY. 1014 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,433 >> Stacy: HEY, GUYS. 1015 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:18,267 >> Mark: HI, STACE. 1016 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:18,967 >> Juan: HELLO. 1017 00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,067 >> Roland: WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 1018 00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:20,933 >> Tommy: HI, STACY. 1019 00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:22,200 >> Stacy: HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY? 1020 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,400 >> Roland: ABOUT AS BAD AS ANY 1021 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,167 OTHER SCHOOL DAY. 1022 00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:25,600 >> Stacy: REALLY? 1023 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,100 OH. I LOVE SCHOOL. 1024 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,300 >> Tommy: OH, YEAH, SAME HERE. 1025 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,500 THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS TELLING 1026 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,167 THESE SLACKERS. 1027 00:31:30,167 --> 00:31:31,067 >> Mark: WHAT? 1028 00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,700 >> Stacy: GUYS, YOU SHOULD KNOW 1029 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,067 HOW IMPORTANT SCHOOL IS. 1030 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,600 IT HELPS BETTER YOUR LIFE FOR 1031 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,267 THE FUTURE. 1032 00:31:36,267 --> 00:31:37,667 >> Tommy: YEAH, SO, UM, YOU, 1033 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:39,200 LIKE, WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY 1034 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,133 VIDEO GAMES OR... 1035 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,167 >> Stacy: [ CHUCKLES ] 1036 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,300 VIDEO GAMES? NO, THANKS. 1037 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,667 MY MOM HAS TO TAKE ME TO DANCE 1038 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:44,300 PRACTICE. 1039 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,167 [ HORN HONKS ] 1040 00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:46,967 OH, THERE SHE IS. 1041 00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:49,900 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 1042 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,333 [ PROVOCATIVE MUSIC PLAYS ] 1043 00:32:59,567 --> 00:33:01,500 [ ALL GRUNTING ] 1044 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,233 >> Juan: HEY, UH, I GOT FIRST 1045 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:11,667 GAME. 1046 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,667 >> Mark: [ CHUCKLES ] 1047 00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:20,800 I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S LIKE AN 1048 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,567 ALTOID FOR YOUR -- 1049 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,800 >> Roland: MAN, I HEAR YOU, BUT 1050 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,067 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1051 00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,467 >> Juan: ISN'T THAT STUFF MEANT 1052 00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:26,533 FOR, LIKE, YOUR FEET? 1053 00:33:26,533 --> 00:33:27,767 >> Mark: YEAH, FOR, LIKE, 1054 00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:28,933 ADVERTISING PURPOSES. 1055 00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:30,533 DUDE, LOOK, YOU JUST PICK UP A 1056 00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,067 SMALL, BLUE BOTTLE AND YOU'RE 1057 00:33:32,067 --> 00:33:32,767 GOOD TO GO. 1058 00:33:32,767 --> 00:33:34,167 JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND 1059 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:35,067 AVOID THE TIP. 1060 00:33:35,067 --> 00:33:36,533 THAT WAS AN AWKWARD TRIP TO THE 1061 00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:37,400 EMERGENCY ROOM. 1062 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,233 >> Juan: GOT IT. 1063 00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:42,933 >> Mark: HUH. 1064 00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,167 OOH! 1065 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:45,933 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 1066 00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:47,467 >> Tommy: HE'S PEEIN'! 1067 00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:48,467 >> Mark: I HAD TO GO. 1068 00:33:48,467 --> 00:33:49,500 [ LAUGHTER ] 1069 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,467 >> Stacy's Mom: HEY, BOYS. 1070 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,633 >> Mark: AH! OH! 1071 00:33:52,633 --> 00:33:55,233 HI, MRS. STACY'S MOM. 1072 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,633 >> Tommy: HEY, STACY'S MOM. 1073 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:59,133 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1074 00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:00,100 >> Mark: HUH. 1075 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,233 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 1076 00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:05,800 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1077 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,067 >> Tommy: DUDE, SHE DIDN'T SHUT 1078 00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:07,500 HER DOOR. 1079 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,600 >> Roland: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1080 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,733 >> Tommy: AS IN SHE LEFT HER 1081 00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:10,867 HOUSE AND SHE DIDN'T SHUT HER 1082 00:34:10,867 --> 00:34:11,267 DOOR. 1083 00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:12,567 DUDE, WE SHOULD GO SHUT IT. 1084 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:13,700 SOMEBODY MIGHT BREAK IN. 1085 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,967 >> Juan: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, 1086 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:15,433 GUYS. 1087 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:16,733 >> Mark: I'M SO STUPID. 1088 00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:18,433 >> Tommy: I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHO, 1089 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,967 IN THIS DAY AND AGE, DOESN'T 1090 00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:21,633 LEAVE THEIR HOUSE AND LOCK THEIR 1091 00:34:21,633 --> 00:34:22,200 DOOR? 1092 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,167 >> Mark: MAYBE SHE'S GOT BRINKS 1093 00:34:24,167 --> 00:34:24,867 OR SOMETHING. 1094 00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:26,233 >> Juan: WHAT'S THAT, A MENTAL 1095 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:26,733 DISEASE? 1096 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:27,933 >> Roland: NO, MAN, IT'S A 1097 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:28,733 SECURITY SYSTEM. 1098 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,200 >> Juan: OH, MY BAD. 1099 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,667 >> Tommy: OKAY, LET'S JUST SHUT 1100 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:33,167 IT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 1101 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:34,167 >> Roland: SHUT IT? 1102 00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,667 MAN, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY OF A 1103 00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:36,233 LIFETIME! 1104 00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:37,833 TALKING ABOUT PASSING THIS UP. 1105 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,233 >> Tommy: PASSING WHAT UP? 1106 00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:40,900 >> Roland: A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. 1107 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:44,633 LET'S TAKE A LITTLE PEEK. 1108 00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:46,567 [ SPY MUSIC PLAYS ] 1109 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,233 >> Tommy: DUDE, THIS AIN'T 1110 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:53,567 RIGHT. 1111 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:54,633 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, DON'T 1112 00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:54,933 YOU? 1113 00:34:54,933 --> 00:34:55,633 THIS IS B&E, DUDE. 1114 00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:56,767 WE COULD GO TO JAIL FOR LIKE 80 1115 00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:57,100 YEARS. 1116 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:57,833 >> Roland: SHUT UP. 1117 00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:58,767 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 1118 00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:00,300 >> Tommy: YOU SHUT UP. 1119 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,233 >> Roland: LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. 1120 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,267 >> Juan: ALL RIGHT. 1121 00:35:04,267 --> 00:35:06,500 >> Tommy: [ STAMMERING ] 1122 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,833 DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE DICKS! 1123 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:12,267 >> Mark: [ WHISTLES ] 1124 00:35:12,267 --> 00:35:15,367 WE HIT THE MOTHERSHIP. 1125 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:16,367 >> Juan: I THINK THIS ROOM IS 1126 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:17,300 BIGGER THAN MY WHOLE HOUSE. 1127 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,400 >> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, ROLAND, YOU 1128 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,100 GOT TO TAKE A PEEK. 1129 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,133 NOW LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF 1130 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:20,733 HERE, ALL RIGHT? 1131 00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:21,300 >> Juan: DUDE! 1132 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,333 >> Tommy: DUDE, JUAN, WHAT ARE 1133 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:23,233 YOU DOING? 1134 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:25,467 >> Juan: TAKING MENTAL PICTURES, 1135 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:26,067 MAN! 1136 00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:27,167 [ VIBRATORS BUZZ ] 1137 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,400 >> Tommy: [ SCOFFS ] 1138 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,600 MARK, ROLAND, GUYS! 1139 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,867 >> Mark: [ IMITATES LIGHTSABER ] 1140 00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,067 >> Roland: "LUKE, I AM YOUR 1141 00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:32,433 FATHER." 1142 00:35:32,433 --> 00:35:33,900 >> Mark: "NO, IT'S NOT TRUE. 1143 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:34,800 IT'S NOT TRUE." 1144 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,700 [ LAUGHS ] 1145 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,767 >> Tommy: MARK! 1146 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,367 GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1147 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:39,567 >> Mark: THIS BATHROOM IS GREAT. 1148 00:35:39,567 --> 00:35:40,467 COMES WITH ALL-PURPOSE 1149 00:35:40,467 --> 00:35:41,367 MASSAGERS. 1150 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:41,900 ZZZ! 1151 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,100 >> Tommy: ALL-PURPOSE WHAT? 1152 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,200 >> Roland: YEAH, THEY WORK 1153 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:44,700 ANYWHERE. 1154 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,067 >> Mark: YEAH, LIKE EVEN ON YOUR 1155 00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:46,367 JAW. 1156 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:49,500 IT HELPS RELAX IT. 1157 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,067 [ SNIFFS ] 1158 00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:51,133 SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY, THOUGH, 1159 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:52,300 BUT I'M ASSUMING IT'S JUST THE 1160 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:52,767 MATERIAL. 1161 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:53,733 >> Tommy: GIVE ME THAT. 1162 00:35:53,733 --> 00:35:54,333 GIVE ME THIS. 1163 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:56,067 STOP. STOP! OKAY? 1164 00:35:56,067 --> 00:35:56,967 [ SCOFFS ] 1165 00:35:56,967 --> 00:35:59,167 WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL IS ALL 1166 00:35:59,167 --> 00:35:59,767 THIS? 1167 00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:01,967 I DON'T EVEN -- OH, SHOOT, DUDE. 1168 00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:02,800 OH, CRAP. 1169 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,967 >> Roland: [ COUGHING ] 1170 00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:05,067 >> Mark: SMELL GOOD? 1171 00:36:05,067 --> 00:36:06,800 >> Roland: [ COUGHING ] 1172 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,800 >> Mark: HUH. 1173 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,767 [ CHUCKLES ] 1174 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,667 >> Tommy: COME ON. 1175 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,067 GUYS, WE -- WE GOT TO FIND JUAN 1176 00:36:11,067 --> 00:36:11,633 AND LEAVE. 1177 00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:13,633 >> Mark: OKAY. 1178 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,300 Juan! Juan! 1179 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,733 >> Tommy: SHIT, MAN, WHERE IS 1180 00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:25,100 HE? 1181 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,700 >> Mark: I TOLD YOU -- SHE HAS 1182 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,233 BRINKS. 1183 00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:27,967 >> Juan: AAH! 1184 00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:29,367 >> Roland: WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 1185 00:36:29,367 --> 00:36:30,600 WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE? 1186 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,833 >> Juan: I DON'T KNOW, BUT 1187 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:32,467 FUNNY, RIGHT? 1188 00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:33,700 >> Tommy: DUDE, GET THOSE BRAS 1189 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:34,067 OFF. 1190 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,100 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 1191 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,467 >> Juan: WHAT THE... 1192 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:37,867 >> Tommy: OH, MY GOD! 1193 00:36:37,867 --> 00:36:39,567 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU 1194 00:36:39,567 --> 00:36:40,500 DOING, MARK? 1195 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,867 >> Mark: I WANT TO UNDERSTAND 1196 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,067 THE SCIENCE OF MY MOVEMENT. 1197 00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:46,167 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 1198 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:49,133 [ MOANS ] 1199 00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:52,200 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 1200 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,367 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 1201 00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:54,700 I THINK IT'S A CRAFT. 1202 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:55,833 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1203 00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:57,333 >> Tommy: OH, SHIT, MAN! 1204 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:58,367 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 1205 00:36:58,367 --> 00:36:59,067 GET OFF HER BED! 1206 00:36:59,067 --> 00:36:59,867 GET THOSE BRAS OFF! 1207 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:00,900 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 1208 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:05,833 YO, COME ON! 1209 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,367 MAN, THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. 1210 00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:12,200 [ ALL WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] 1211 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:12,700 YOU IDIOT! 1212 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:13,533 >> Roland: I'M THE IDIOT? 1213 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:14,300 >> Tommy: YES, YOU ARE! 1214 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,133 >> Roland: I'M THE IDIOT? 1215 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:16,433 [ ALL WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] 1216 00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:17,100 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1217 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,200 >> Roland: Shit, shit, shit! 1218 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,167 >> Tommy: Dude, shut up! 1219 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,133 >> Mark: FREAKING IDIOT. 1220 00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:22,067 >> Tommy: Shut up! 1221 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:33,467 Shh, guys. 1222 00:37:33,467 --> 00:37:34,600 >> Roland: We're gonna get in 1223 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,533 trouble. 1224 00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:56,233 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1225 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:57,633 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1226 00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:58,833 >> Mark: Go, go, go! 1227 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,767 [ ALL WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] 1228 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:09,567 >> Juan: WHEW! 1229 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:10,567 >> Mark: COME ON. 1230 00:38:10,567 --> 00:38:11,500 LET'S GO, GUYS. 1231 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,967 >> Roland: AH, WE MADE IT. 1232 00:38:12,967 --> 00:38:16,500 LET'S GO. 1233 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,900 >> Tommy: NONE OF US WOULD ADMIT 1234 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,333 IT THEN, BUT THE COMPETITION HAD 1235 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:19,933 BEGUN. 1236 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:21,633 THAT MOMENT OF BEING IN HER 1237 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,600 HOUSE WAS THE MOST THRILLING AND 1238 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,967 TERRIFYING DAY OF OUR LIVES. 1239 00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,533 BUT I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE LIKED 1240 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:27,767 MOST ABOUT IT. 1241 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:30,167 >> Von Bob: NOW, LISTEN CLOSELY, 1242 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:30,900 CLASS. 1243 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:32,867 I URGE YOU TO EXPERIENCE 1244 00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:35,300 SOMETHING BEYOND YOUR BUBBLEGUM 1245 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,733 POP PRINCESSES THAT HIDE BEHIND 1246 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,633 COMPUTER DIGITATION. 1247 00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,167 TO SING TRULY IS NOT TO BE A 1248 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:44,067 BY-PRODUCT OF MODERN 1249 00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:46,700 CORPORATIONS, BUT IT IS TO BE A 1250 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:49,700 FORCE OF NATURE WITHIN ONESELF. 1251 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,733 AND IF YOU ARE TO DISCOVER THAT 1252 00:38:52,733 --> 00:38:55,533 FORCE, PERHAPS ONE DAY, YOU, 1253 00:38:55,533 --> 00:39:00,633 TOO, WILL BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS I. 1254 00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:03,967 [ BELL RINGS ] 1255 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,900 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1256 00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:12,067 >> Roland: DAMN. 1257 00:39:12,067 --> 00:39:13,167 A GUY LIKE YOU? 1258 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:14,833 HOW THE HELL YOU LAND A BABE 1259 00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:15,533 LIKE THAT? 1260 00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:17,267 >> Von Bob: I-I'M SORRY? 1261 00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,900 >> Roland: NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1262 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,833 I WOULDN'T BE, EITHER. 1263 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:47,400 >> Tommy: PROFESSOR? 1264 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,900 >> Professor Wood: TOMMY! 1265 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:50,500 YOU OLD SON OF A BITCH, GET 1266 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:54,367 IN HERE! 1267 00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:55,267 >> Tommy: AFTERNOON, 1268 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:55,967 PROFESSOR WOOD. 1269 00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:57,067 >> Professor Wood: PLEASE, 1270 00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:58,567 TOMMY, PLEASE, CALL ME "HARRY." 1271 00:39:58,567 --> 00:40:00,000 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1272 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,367 I DON'T SEE YOU TILL AFTER 1273 00:40:01,367 --> 00:40:01,833 LUNCH. 1274 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,467 >> Tommy: I JUST WANTED TO CATCH 1275 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:04,200 YOU BEFORE CLASS. 1276 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,333 >> Professor Wood: OH, OKAY. 1277 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:05,967 UH... 1278 00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:07,067 [ SPROING! ] 1279 00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:10,000 HEY, THIRSTY? 1280 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,033 >> Tommy: UH, NO, NO. 1281 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:11,633 NO, THANKS. 1282 00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:12,700 >> Professor Wood: NO? 1283 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,033 >> Tommy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, 1284 00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:14,700 ANYWAYS? 1285 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,333 >> Professor Wood: THIS IS A 1286 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:19,133 DEMONSTRATION FOR NEXT PERIOD. 1287 00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:23,733 SO [SIGHS] WHAT'S GOING ON? 1288 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:25,833 >> Tommy: WELL, I...KIND OF GOT 1289 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:26,700 A PROBLEM. 1290 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,867 >> Professor Wood: OH, DRUG 1291 00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:28,400 TEST, HUH? 1292 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,633 YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME LEFTOVER 1293 00:40:29,633 --> 00:40:30,933 URINE IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU NEED 1294 00:40:30,933 --> 00:40:31,300 IT. 1295 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,333 >> Tommy: NO, NO. 1296 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:33,700 N-NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 1297 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,500 >> Professor Wood: OH. 1298 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,567 OHH! I GET IT. 1299 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:39,933 CAN'T GET IT UP, HUH? 1300 00:40:39,933 --> 00:40:41,833 LISTEN, TOMMY, DON'T USE ANY OF 1301 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,367 THOSE FANCY PILLS, DUDE. 1302 00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,267 I USE SO MANY, MY DICK LOOKS 20 1303 00:40:45,267 --> 00:40:46,700 YEARS OLDER THAN I DO. 1304 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,233 YOU FEEL ME HERE? 1305 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:49,467 >> Tommy: NO, I DON'T. 1306 00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:50,900 >> Professor Wood: WELL, IT 1307 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,800 CAN'T BE WOMEN. 1308 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,833 >> Tommy: YES, EXACTLY. 1309 00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,133 YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1310 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:54,767 MY LIFE, I -- 1311 00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:56,033 >> Professor Wood: DITCHED THE 1312 00:40:56,033 --> 00:40:56,867 RUBBER? 1313 00:40:56,867 --> 00:40:58,433 OOH, THAT'S RISKY. 1314 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,267 BUT WHAT A DIFFERENCE! 1315 00:41:00,267 --> 00:41:00,933 [ CHUCKLES ] 1316 00:41:00,933 --> 00:41:02,267 >> Tommy: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW 1317 00:41:02,267 --> 00:41:03,567 WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING 1318 00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:04,233 ABOUT, OKAY? 1319 00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:06,400 I JUST -- I LIKE AN OLDER CHICK, 1320 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,167 AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO 1321 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:09,067 IMPRESS HER. 1322 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,800 LOOK, I JUST -- I FEEL LOST AS 1323 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,700 FAR AS WOMEN ARE CONCERNED, AND 1324 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,467 I WANT HER TO THINK OF ME AS A 1325 00:41:14,467 --> 00:41:18,333 MAN, NOT A KID, YOU KNOW? 1326 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:18,933 [ SIGHS ] 1327 00:41:18,933 --> 00:41:20,333 I JUST FIGURED YOU KNOW A LOT 1328 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,067 ABOUT WOMEN. 1329 00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:22,567 >> Professor Wood: WELL, I HAVE 1330 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,900 BANGED A LOT OF CHICKS. 1331 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,900 MAYBE I COULD HELP. 1332 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,333 >> Tommy: WELL, WHAT DO WOMEN 1333 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:28,867 FIND ATTRACTIVE, AND HOW DO YOU 1334 00:41:28,867 --> 00:41:30,433 KNOW IF THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO YOU 1335 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:30,900 AT ALL? 1336 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:32,133 YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I JUST 1337 00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:33,500 WANTED TO GET HER TO THE NEXT 1338 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,333 LEVEL. 1339 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:36,200 >> Professor Wood: HMM. 1340 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,733 YOU EVER HEARD OF ONE IN THE 1341 00:41:37,733 --> 00:41:38,833 STINK PRODUCTIONS? 1342 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,067 >> Tommy: NO. WHY? 1343 00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:41,800 >> Professor Wood: I GOT SOME 1344 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,433 HOMEWORK FOR YOU. 1345 00:41:44,433 --> 00:41:45,633 >> Tommy: I MEAN, YEAH, HE GAVE 1346 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:46,567 US THESE DVDs AND THESE 1347 00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,267 MAGAZINES TO FLIP THROUGH, SO... 1348 00:41:48,267 --> 00:41:49,900 >> Roland: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED 1349 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:50,500 TO FIND? 1350 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,767 >> Tommy: I DON'T KNOW. 1351 00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:52,833 HE SAID THAT IT WOULD HELP US 1352 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:53,900 GET IN TOUCH WITH WHAT LADIES 1353 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,667 WANT. 1354 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:57,200 >> Juan: IS THIS WHAT WOMEN 1355 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:57,667 WANT? 1356 00:41:57,667 --> 00:41:59,233 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN 1357 00:41:59,233 --> 00:41:59,900 PULL IT OFF. 1358 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,833 >> Mark: POP IT ON. 1359 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:01,600 WE'LL FIND OUT. 1360 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,867 >> Tommy: YEAH, WE MAY AS WELL. 1361 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,067 >> Mark: FIRE THAT IN. 1362 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:20,867 WHEW! 1363 00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:24,067 [ PORN MUSIC PLAYS ] 1364 00:42:24,067 --> 00:42:25,300 >> DICK IS ALWAYS NICE. 1365 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,900 YOU READY? 1366 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:28,300 AH! 1367 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,367 >> COME HERE, BABY. 1368 00:42:29,367 --> 00:42:30,400 >> [ GIGGLES ] 1369 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,967 >> YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 1370 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:32,767 SO GOOD. 1371 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,733 YOU GONNA TAKE THOSE OFF? 1372 00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:37,300 >> OH, JESUS, YOU'RE MURDERING 1373 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:37,933 MY BACK! 1374 00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:39,533 >> TAKE IT. 1375 00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:41,067 OH, I LIKE IT, YEAH. 1376 00:42:41,067 --> 00:42:42,067 STICK IT IN. 1377 00:42:42,067 --> 00:42:43,467 THAT'S SO GOOD. 1378 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:44,067 YEAH. 1379 00:42:44,067 --> 00:42:45,300 UNH, UNH! 1380 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,400 OH, YEAH. 1381 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,667 >> Juan: I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO 1382 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:48,533 GET LAID. 1383 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,667 >> Roland: WELL, ACCORDING TO 1384 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,767 GQ, "IT'S ALL IN THE WAY YOU 1385 00:42:52,767 --> 00:42:55,067 PRESENT YOURSELF." 1386 00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:57,067 >> Juan: IT'S PRESENTATION, HUH? 1387 00:42:57,067 --> 00:42:58,633 >> YOU'RE SUCH A BIG BOY. 1388 00:42:58,633 --> 00:42:59,667 OH, MY GOD! 1389 00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:02,067 [ SQUEALING ] 1390 00:43:02,067 --> 00:43:03,167 >> OH, GOD, IT'S GOOD, IT'S 1391 00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:03,567 GOOD. 1392 00:43:03,567 --> 00:43:04,900 OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA -- 1393 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,833 YEAH! 1394 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:07,500 [ SPLAT! ] 1395 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,767 >> Both: WHOA! 1396 00:43:08,767 --> 00:43:10,167 >> Sandra: EVERYTHING OKAY UP 1397 00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:10,867 THERE, BOYS? 1398 00:43:10,867 --> 00:43:12,167 >> Tommy: UH, YEAH, FINE. 1399 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:17,067 >> Richard: YOU ALL RIGHT, BABE? 1400 00:43:17,067 --> 00:43:19,233 >> Sandra: [ SIGHS ] 1401 00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:19,567 HEY. 1402 00:43:19,567 --> 00:43:20,367 >> Richard: HONEY? 1403 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:21,100 >> Sandra: MWAH! 1404 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,100 >> Richard: I LOVE YOU. 1405 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,100 >> Sandra: LOVE YOU, TOO. 1406 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:23,767 WHAT YOU DOING? 1407 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,400 I WONDER WHAT THE HELL THOSE 1408 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,133 KIDS DO UP THERE ALL THE TIME. 1409 00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:28,800 >> Richard: OH, I'M SURE IT'S 1410 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,533 JUST INNOCENT KID STUFF, BABE. 1411 00:43:30,533 --> 00:43:31,867 >> Mark: AND -- AND IT WAS JUST 1412 00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:32,867 DRIPPING OFF HER FACE! 1413 00:43:32,867 --> 00:43:33,867 AND SHE WAS LOVING IT! 1414 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:35,067 >> Juan: WELL, DID YOU GUYS 1415 00:43:35,067 --> 00:43:35,767 LEARN ANYTHING? 1416 00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:37,067 >> Tommy: YEAH, YOU CAN PRETTY 1417 00:43:37,067 --> 00:43:38,467 MUCH FIND A HOLE ANYWHERE. 1418 00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:39,700 MAN, THIS IS HOPELESS! 1419 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,400 HOW DO WE EVEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN? 1420 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,067 WELL, A WOMAN LIKE STACY'S MOM, 1421 00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:43,700 AT LEAST. 1422 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:44,600 >> Juan: YEAH. 1423 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,133 I JUST WANT TO SEE HER BIG, 1424 00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:47,300 DELICIOUS BOOBIES. 1425 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:48,367 >> Mark: YEAH. 1426 00:43:48,367 --> 00:43:49,567 >> Roland: YEAH. 1427 00:43:49,567 --> 00:43:51,733 >> Tommy: [ SLURPING ] 1428 00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:53,133 >> Mark: HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO 1429 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,067 WATCH ANOTHER ONE? 1430 00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:55,333 >> Roland: YEAH, SURE, BUT MAYBE 1431 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,533 THIS TIME IT SHOULD BE A BIT 1432 00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:58,533 MORE INFORMATIVE. 1433 00:43:58,533 --> 00:44:00,467 >> Tommy: IT'S PORN, DUDE. 1434 00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:06,900 [ PORN MUSIC PLAYS ] 1435 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,833 >> Mark: [ SIGHS ] 1436 00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:18,567 [ SIGHS ] 1437 00:44:34,267 --> 00:44:35,733 >> Uncle Dick: HEY, THERE, 1438 00:44:35,733 --> 00:44:36,967 LITTLE MISS MoonPie. 1439 00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:41,633 TOMMY'S UP IN THE TREE HOUSE. 1440 00:44:41,633 --> 00:44:43,133 PROSTATE. ASK YOUR MOTHER. 1441 00:44:43,133 --> 00:44:44,733 >> Mark: A-ACTUALLY, DICK, I 1442 00:44:44,733 --> 00:44:46,200 CAME HERE TO TALK TO YOU. 1443 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,600 >> Uncle Dick: OH, REALLY? 1444 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,100 WELL, ASSWIPE, I'M ALL OUT OF 1445 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,433 CORN DOGS, BUT, HEY, GOOD 1446 00:44:50,433 --> 00:44:51,933 NEWS -- I GOT A FRESH TUB OF 1447 00:44:51,933 --> 00:44:53,533 MAYONNAISE YOU CAN GUZZLE DOWN. 1448 00:44:53,533 --> 00:44:55,133 >> Mark: LOOK, DICK, THIS ISN'T 1449 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:56,067 EASY FOR ME. 1450 00:44:56,067 --> 00:44:57,700 I KNOW YOU'RE INTO HEALTH AND 1451 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,533 SHIT, SO I THOUGHT I COULD COME 1452 00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:00,167 TO YOU. 1453 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:01,933 >> Uncle Dick: COME TO ME FOR 1454 00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,067 WHAT EXACTLY? 1455 00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:04,533 >> Mark: [ SIGHS ] 1456 00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:07,467 WELL...YOU MIND IF I COME IN? 1457 00:45:07,467 --> 00:45:08,433 >> Uncle Dick: YEAH, YEAH, 1458 00:45:08,433 --> 00:45:09,067 ACTUALLY, I DO. 1459 00:45:09,067 --> 00:45:10,100 I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW. 1460 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,700 >> Mark: OKAY. 1461 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,700 UM, WELL, YOU SEE, I LIKE THIS 1462 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:17,400 GIRL -- WELL, THIS WOMAN. 1463 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:23,067 >> Uncle Dick: [ CHUCKLES ] 1464 00:45:23,067 --> 00:45:24,900 COME ON IN, JABBA. 1465 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:26,833 >> Mark: [ SIGHS ] 1466 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,633 I JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT THESE 1467 00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:35,433 MOVIES, DICK. 1468 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:36,967 I MEAN, I'VE TRIED WATCHING A 1469 00:45:36,967 --> 00:45:38,567 COUPLE LATELY, BUT THEY'RE NOT 1470 00:45:38,567 --> 00:45:39,767 REALLY WORKING FOR ME. 1471 00:45:39,767 --> 00:45:41,100 >> Uncle Dick: [ CHUCKLES ] 1472 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:42,500 SO, UH, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A 1473 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,900 LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE ASSISTANCE? 1474 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,233 WHAT, YOU -- YOU WANT ME TO 1475 00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:46,633 BECOME YOUR PERSONAL FUCKIN' 1476 00:45:46,633 --> 00:45:47,167 TRAINER? 1477 00:45:47,167 --> 00:45:48,767 >> Mark: WELL, NO, BUT SORT OF. 1478 00:45:48,767 --> 00:45:50,267 >> Uncle Dick: WHAT MAKES YOU 1479 00:45:50,267 --> 00:45:51,900 THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT? 1480 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,367 >> Mark: WELL, WHAT THE HELL 1481 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:56,600 ELSE DO YOU DO? 1482 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,067 LISTEN, DICK, IF YOU DON'T WORK 1483 00:45:58,067 --> 00:45:59,233 FAST, I COULD LOSE HER. 1484 00:45:59,233 --> 00:46:00,333 >> Uncle Dick: TO WHO? 1485 00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:01,167 >> Mark: TO ANYBODY! 1486 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:02,067 WHY DOES IT MATTER? 1487 00:46:02,067 --> 00:46:03,167 I MEAN, SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND 1488 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,300 NOW, BUT WHY SHOULD THAT STOP 1489 00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:04,533 ME? 1490 00:46:04,533 --> 00:46:05,667 >> Uncle Dick: BECAUSE SHE'S 1491 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:06,667 TAKEN, NIMROD! 1492 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:07,533 GAME'S OVER. 1493 00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:08,733 >> Mark: GAME'S NOT OVER! 1494 00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:10,200 SHE'LL DUMP THIS DOUCHEBAG ONCE 1495 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200 SHE SEES WHAT A MAN I AM. 1496 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,867 SHE'LL BE ALL OVER ME. 1497 00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:16,200 LOOK, DICK, I NEED THIS, AND 1498 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,533 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN 1499 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:22,067 HELP ME. 1500 00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:23,400 >> Uncle Dick: ALL RIGHT. 1501 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,167 ALL RIGHT. 1502 00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:26,767 IF I DO THIS FOR YOU, YOU LISTEN 1503 00:46:26,767 --> 00:46:28,233 TO EVERY WORD I SAY, YOU WORK 1504 00:46:28,233 --> 00:46:29,833 EVERY MUSCLE I TELL YOU TO WORK, 1505 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,367 YOU BREATHE WHEN I TELL YOU TO 1506 00:46:31,367 --> 00:46:32,833 BREATHE, AND YOU DO NOT BITCH 1507 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,100 ABOUT IT, YOU UNDERSTAND? 1508 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,567 >> Mark: HONESTLY, DICK, I'VE 1509 00:46:35,567 --> 00:46:36,833 NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT 1510 00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:37,567 ANYONE. 1511 00:46:37,567 --> 00:46:39,667 WHENEVER I SEE HER, I LOSE MY 1512 00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:40,200 BREATH. 1513 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,667 AND I JUST DREAM OF HOLDING 1514 00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:43,233 HER... 1515 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:46,700 LARGE BREASTS. 1516 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,067 >> Uncle Dick: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, 1517 00:46:48,067 --> 00:46:48,800 ALL RIGHT. 1518 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,367 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO START? 1519 00:46:50,367 --> 00:46:53,933 >> Mark: IMMEDIATELY. 1520 00:46:53,933 --> 00:46:55,267 >> Uncle Dick: YOU MEET ME HERE 1521 00:46:55,267 --> 00:46:56,433 TOMORROW MORNING, 7:00 A.M. 1522 00:46:56,433 --> 00:46:57,233 SHARP, ALL RIGHT? 1523 00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:59,067 I'M GONNA BREAK YOU DOWN AND 1524 00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:00,767 BUILD YOU UP INTO A FUCKING 1525 00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:01,767 GREEK STATUE! 1526 00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:03,400 HOW DOES THAT SOUND, HUH? 1527 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,067 AND THIS -- THIS, MY LITTLE 1528 00:47:05,067 --> 00:47:06,633 JABBA, WILL BE MY CLAY, HUH? 1529 00:47:06,633 --> 00:47:07,967 >> Mark: THANKS, DICK. 1530 00:47:07,967 --> 00:47:08,933 I'LL BE THERE. 1531 00:47:08,933 --> 00:47:10,467 AND YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 1532 00:47:10,467 --> 00:47:12,600 OH, AND, UH, BY THE WAY, YOU 1533 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,667 MENTIONED SOMETHING EARLIER 1534 00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,067 ABOUT A TUB OF MAYONNAISE? 1535 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,400 >> Uncle Dick: GET OUT OF HERE, 1536 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,067 BUTTERBALL! 1537 00:47:19,067 --> 00:47:20,300 TOMORROW MORNING, 7:00 A.M., 1538 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:22,300 YOUR ASS IS MINE! 1539 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,067 [ SIGHS ] 1540 00:47:24,067 --> 00:47:25,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 1541 00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:27,400 PUSSY. 1542 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,867 [ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ] 1543 00:47:28,867 --> 00:47:30,600 >> Richard: WHOO! HEE-HEE-HEE! 1544 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,767 WHOO! 1545 00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:33,233 FUCK YOU! HEE-HEE! 1546 00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:35,167 MOTHER FUCKER! 1547 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,600 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 1548 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,067 NO, NO! 1549 00:47:37,067 --> 00:47:38,100 FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, 1550 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:38,533 FUCK YOU! 1551 00:47:38,533 --> 00:47:39,567 FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! 1552 00:47:39,567 --> 00:47:41,167 FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, 1553 00:47:41,167 --> 00:47:43,767 FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! 1554 00:47:43,767 --> 00:47:45,600 SHIT. 1555 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,200 OH, TOMMY. 1556 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,233 HEY, MORNING, BUDDY. 1557 00:47:47,233 --> 00:47:47,867 SLEEP WELL? 1558 00:47:47,867 --> 00:47:49,533 UH, HUNGRY, PAL? 1559 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,600 MAKE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT? 1560 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,800 >> Tommy: NO, ACTUALLY, I JUST 1561 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,067 WANTED THE MONEY THAT YOU OWED 1562 00:47:53,067 --> 00:47:53,633 ME. 1563 00:47:53,633 --> 00:47:56,200 >> Richard: OOH, UM, I DON'T 1564 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:56,800 KNOW, SON. 1565 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,167 ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT RIGHT 1566 00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,500 NOW...MY -- 1567 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,667 >> Tommy: DAD? 1568 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:03,167 OKAY, THERE'S THIS GIRL THAT I 1569 00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:04,500 REALLY WANT TO TAKE TO THE 1570 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,900 DANCE, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY 1571 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,300 MONEY TO DO IT, AND I REALLY 1572 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:08,167 NEED YOUR HELP. 1573 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,633 I REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS HER. 1574 00:48:09,633 --> 00:48:10,633 >> Richard: THAT'S... 1575 00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:11,967 THAT'S WICKED AWESOME, SON. 1576 00:48:11,967 --> 00:48:13,233 COME HERE AND SIT DOWN FOR A 1577 00:48:13,233 --> 00:48:14,233 MINUTE. 1578 00:48:14,233 --> 00:48:16,233 SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 1579 00:48:16,233 --> 00:48:18,200 YEAH, GOT YOU A LITTLE 1580 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,700 GIRLFRIEND, HUH? 1581 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,933 LISTEN, UM... 1582 00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:23,100 YOU KNOW, THERE COMES A TIME IN 1583 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:24,167 EVERY YOUNG MAN'S LIFE WHEN 1584 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,333 THERE ARE -- THERE ARE CERTAIN 1585 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,500 THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO REALIZE. 1586 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,333 WE HAVE TO LEARN TO COMPROMISE 1587 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:30,067 ABOUT -- UM, IN ORDER TO GROW 1588 00:48:30,067 --> 00:48:31,900 UP, TO BECOME AN ADULT, AND -- 1589 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:33,667 >> Tommy: DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD. 1590 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,067 STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION, 1591 00:48:35,067 --> 00:48:35,500 OKAY? 1592 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,800 YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME. 1593 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,067 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME, BUT YOU 1594 00:48:38,067 --> 00:48:38,600 KNOW WHAT? 1595 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,733 YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE, 1596 00:48:39,733 --> 00:48:40,067 OKAY? 1597 00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:41,367 >> Richard: TOMMY, TOMMY, DON'T 1598 00:48:41,367 --> 00:48:43,600 BE A SPAZ. 1599 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,667 >> Tommy: A SPAZ? WHAT? 1600 00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:45,667 I'M NOT BEING A SPAZ! 1601 00:48:45,667 --> 00:48:47,100 YOU NEVER HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! 1602 00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:48,433 >> Richard: OKAY, TAKE A CHILL 1603 00:48:48,433 --> 00:48:50,567 PILL, TOMMY. 1604 00:48:50,567 --> 00:48:51,967 ALL RIGHT? JUST CHILL. 1605 00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:53,300 >> Tommy: [ GROANS ] 1606 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,400 >> Richard: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S 1607 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,067 WHAT I'LL DO. 1608 00:48:55,067 --> 00:48:55,967 HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO, SON. 1609 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,067 I UNDERSTAND YOUR PREDICAMENT. 1610 00:48:58,067 --> 00:49:00,767 ALL RIGHT? 1611 00:49:00,767 --> 00:49:01,833 DO AN AWESOME JOB MOWING THE 1612 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:02,933 LAWN AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE 10 1613 00:49:02,933 --> 00:49:03,633 BUCKS I OWE YOU. 1614 00:49:03,633 --> 00:49:04,833 AND I'LL THROW IN ANOTHER $10 ON 1615 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:05,433 TOP OF IT. 1616 00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:06,300 >> Tommy: REALLY? 1617 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:07,667 >> Richard: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 1618 00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:08,967 >> Tommy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU 1619 00:49:08,967 --> 00:49:09,500 SERIOUS? 1620 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,067 >> Richard: TOMMY, $25 IS A LOT 1621 00:49:11,067 --> 00:49:12,667 OF MONEY TO A KID YOUR AGE, SON, 1622 00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:15,400 AND I UNDERSTAND. 1623 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,400 >> Tommy: HMM. 1624 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,200 ALL RIGHT. 1625 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,067 >> Richard: ALL RIGHT? 1626 00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,067 YOU'RE GONNA IMPRESS THIS GIRL. 1627 00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:19,767 >> Tommy: ALL RIGHT. 1628 00:49:19,767 --> 00:49:20,633 >> Richard: I TRUST YOU. 1629 00:49:20,633 --> 00:49:21,267 I KNOW YOU. 1630 00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:22,467 >> Tommy: SORRY FOR, UH, 1631 00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:22,967 YELLING. 1632 00:49:22,967 --> 00:49:24,233 >> Richard: HEY, YOU KNOW, 1633 00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:25,233 HORMONES, PUBERTY -- I-I 1634 00:49:25,233 --> 00:49:25,667 REMEMBER. 1635 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:26,267 I UNDERSTAND. 1636 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:27,533 >> Tommy: YEAH, WELL, GOT TO GET 1637 00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:27,900 GOING. 1638 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:29,100 >> Richard: ALL RIGHT, AND GET 1639 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,267 THAT LITTLE PART WHERE THE DOG 1640 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,433 CRAPS IN THE -- RIGHT NEAR IN 1641 00:49:31,433 --> 00:49:32,967 THE FRONT. 1642 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:34,400 RIGHT ON. 1643 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,567 [ GROANS ] 1644 00:49:38,567 --> 00:49:40,633 [ GROANS ] 1645 00:49:40,633 --> 00:49:41,367 [ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ] 1646 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:43,933 OH, YOU'RE MINE. YOU'RE MINE. 1647 00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:49,633 >> Stacy: HEY, TOMMY. 1648 00:49:49,633 --> 00:49:50,333 >> Tommy: HEY. 1649 00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:51,633 >> Stacy: HEY, UH, DO YOU WANT 1650 00:49:51,633 --> 00:49:52,833 TO COME SWIMMING OVER AT MY 1651 00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:53,233 HOUSE? 1652 00:49:53,233 --> 00:49:54,500 >> Stacy's Mom: OH, YEAH, YOU 1653 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,067 SHOULD. 1654 00:49:55,067 --> 00:49:56,067 THE POOL'S GREAT. 1655 00:49:56,067 --> 00:49:57,200 >> Tommy: YEAH, I'LL BE OVER IN 1656 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:57,667 A MINUTE. 1657 00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:58,800 I JUST KIND OF GOT TO FINISH UP 1658 00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,100 HERE. 1659 00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:00,200 MY, UH, DAD'S PAYING ME, SO... 1660 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,233 >> Stacy's Mom: OH, REALLY? 1661 00:50:01,233 --> 00:50:02,733 WOW, THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU. 1662 00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:04,167 I WISH I HAD DONE THAT WHEN I 1663 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:04,900 WAS YOUNGER. 1664 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,333 HEY, YOU KNOW, I'D PAY YOU TO 1665 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,833 COME OVER AND MOW MY LAWN, TOO, 1666 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:08,767 BUT YOU'RE PROB-- 1667 00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:10,000 >> Tommy: YEAH, SURE, SURE. 1668 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,067 I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT. 1669 00:50:11,067 --> 00:50:12,467 LET ME FINISH UP HERE, SO IT'LL 1670 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:13,800 BE LIKE 20 MINUTES, YOU KNOW. 1671 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,667 >> Stacy's Mom: OKAY, COOL. 1672 00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:15,467 I'VE GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER 1673 00:50:15,467 --> 00:50:16,400 ANYWAY, SO I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 1674 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,267 >> Stacy: I'LL SEE YOU IN A 1675 00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:17,833 LITTLE BIT, MOM. 1676 00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:19,033 >> Stacy's Mom: OKAY, BABY. 1677 00:50:19,033 --> 00:50:20,967 [ DOG BARKS ] 1678 00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,833 >> Stacy: SO, UM, TOMMY... 1679 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:30,967 ARE YOU PLANNING ON GOING TO THE 1680 00:50:30,967 --> 00:50:33,667 DANCE? 1681 00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:34,767 >> Tommy: OH, WHAT WAS THAT? 1682 00:50:34,767 --> 00:50:35,267 I'M SORRY. 1683 00:50:35,267 --> 00:50:36,367 >> Stacy: THE NADDIE HAWKINS 1684 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,300 DANCE -- ARE YOU GOING? 1685 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,433 >> Tommy: MM, YEAH, YEAH, SURE, 1686 00:50:38,433 --> 00:50:39,200 I'LL BE THERE, YEAH. 1687 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,667 >> Stacy: COOL. ME TOO. 1688 00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,433 EXCEPT I HAVEN'T FOUND A DATE 1689 00:50:42,433 --> 00:50:42,900 YET. 1690 00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:44,733 NO GUY HAS ASKED ME. 1691 00:50:44,733 --> 00:50:46,200 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1692 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,633 >> Tommy: YEAH, NO GUYS ASKED 1693 00:50:47,633 --> 00:50:48,300 ME, EITHER. 1694 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:49,433 >> Stacy: [ CHUCKLES ] 1695 00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:50,833 NO, I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU GOING 1696 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:51,267 WITH? 1697 00:50:51,267 --> 00:50:52,300 >> Tommy: OH, OH. 1698 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,033 HAVEN'T REALLY PUT MUCH THOUGHT 1699 00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:58,333 INTO IT, YOU KNOW. 1700 00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,067 ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GET, UH -- YOU 1701 00:51:00,067 --> 00:51:01,567 KNOW, GET DONE MOWING THE GRASS, 1702 00:51:01,567 --> 00:51:02,733 SO A SWIM LATER, YEAH? 1703 00:51:02,733 --> 00:51:03,633 >> Stacy: YEAH. 1704 00:51:03,633 --> 00:51:04,933 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 1705 00:51:04,933 --> 00:51:09,400 >> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, BYE. 1706 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,633 >> Uncle Dick: COME ON, PORKER! 1707 00:51:10,633 --> 00:51:11,967 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MADE THE SECOND 1708 00:51:11,967 --> 00:51:12,433 MILE YET! 1709 00:51:12,433 --> 00:51:13,233 >> Mark: DICK! 1710 00:51:13,233 --> 00:51:14,667 DICK, YOU THINK MAYBE I COULD 1711 00:51:14,667 --> 00:51:15,533 HAVE SOME WATER? 1712 00:51:15,533 --> 00:51:16,833 >> Uncle Dick: ABSOLUTELY. 1713 00:51:16,833 --> 00:51:18,133 >> Mark: OHH. 1714 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:19,800 >> Uncle Dick: AH! 1715 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,500 >> Mark: WHAT? 1716 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,533 >> Uncle Dick: NOT UNTIL 1717 00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:22,767 YOU GET HOME THERE, MEAT PIE. 1718 00:51:22,767 --> 00:51:24,167 LET'S KEEP THAT JELLY JIGGLING. 1719 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:24,967 MOVE IT! 1720 00:51:24,967 --> 00:51:29,667 [ LAWN MOWER ENGINE CHUGGING ] 1721 00:51:29,667 --> 00:51:31,500 >> Stacy's Mom: HEY, TOMMY. 1722 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,467 OH, HEY, LISTEN, YOU MISSED A 1723 00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:35,633 SPOT RIGHT OVER THERE. 1724 00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:38,967 >> Tommy: OKAY. 1725 00:51:38,967 --> 00:51:42,167 [ ENGINE STOPS ] 1726 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:47,067 [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] 1727 00:51:47,067 --> 00:51:49,767 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1728 00:51:49,767 --> 00:51:50,800 [ ENGINE STOPS ] 1729 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,833 >> Mark: HOW THE HELL DO YOU 1730 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:52,467 WEAR THIS THING? 1731 00:51:52,467 --> 00:51:53,867 I'M SWEATING -- SWEATING -- 1732 00:51:53,867 --> 00:51:54,867 I'M DYING IN HERE! 1733 00:51:54,867 --> 00:51:56,333 >> Uncle Dick: AH, CALM YOUR 1734 00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:57,933 CURLY TAIL THERE, PORKY PIG BOY. 1735 00:51:57,933 --> 00:51:59,433 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT 1736 00:51:59,433 --> 00:52:00,800 A SWEATSUIT, YOU LARD TARD? 1737 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,233 >> Mark: HEY, COULD WE MAYBE 1738 00:52:02,233 --> 00:52:03,833 STICK TO ONE INSULT A STATEMENT? 1739 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:05,400 IT'S HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS, DICK. 1740 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,867 >> Uncle Dick: ALL RIGHT, YOU 1741 00:52:06,867 --> 00:52:07,867 FAT HUMP, TAKE 10. 1742 00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:09,800 I GOT TO GO SHIT. 1743 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,800 WHAT A PUSSY. 1744 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,200 >> Mark: HEY, TOMMY, HOW'S IT 1745 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:24,800 GOING? 1746 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,600 >> Tommy: OH, HEY, MARK. 1747 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,533 DIDN'T I JUST SEE YOU WITH MY 1748 00:52:26,533 --> 00:52:27,433 UNCLE A COUPLE SECONDS AGO? 1749 00:52:27,433 --> 00:52:29,467 >> Mark: [ CHUCKLES ] 1750 00:52:29,467 --> 00:52:31,067 >> Tommy: UM, YOU LOOK KIND OF 1751 00:52:31,067 --> 00:52:31,733 SWEATY, MAN. 1752 00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:33,200 >> Mark: YEAH, HE'S JUST, UH, 1753 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,567 HELPING ME, UH, LOSE A FEW 1754 00:52:34,567 --> 00:52:35,567 POUNDS. 1755 00:52:35,567 --> 00:52:39,133 >> Tommy: YEAH, FOR WHAT? 1756 00:52:39,133 --> 00:52:40,467 >> Mark: SO, WHAT -- WHAT ARE 1757 00:52:40,467 --> 00:52:41,867 YOU DOING OVER HERE AT STACY'S? 1758 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,267 >> Tommy: NOT MUCH. 1759 00:52:43,267 --> 00:52:45,133 YOU KNOW, JUST EARNING SOME 1760 00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:45,700 MONEY. 1761 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:47,633 I'M GONNA GO SWIMMING WITH STACY 1762 00:52:47,633 --> 00:52:48,333 IN A BIT. 1763 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,067 >> Mark: I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP 1764 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:50,800 TO, BUDDY. 1765 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,633 YOU REALLY THINK YOU'LL WIN HER 1766 00:52:52,633 --> 00:52:53,233 LIKE THAT? 1767 00:52:53,233 --> 00:52:53,967 >> Tommy: HUH? 1768 00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:55,333 >> Mark: GETTING FRIENDLY WITH 1769 00:52:55,333 --> 00:52:56,700 STACY JUST TO GET CLOSE TO HER 1770 00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:57,267 MOM? 1771 00:52:57,267 --> 00:52:58,633 YOU MAKE ME SICK! 1772 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,067 >> Tommy: WELL, I-I DON'T -- I 1773 00:53:00,067 --> 00:53:00,700 DON'T GET YOU. 1774 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:01,933 >> Mark: PLAYING DIRTY, HUH? 1775 00:53:01,933 --> 00:53:02,967 HEAVY COMPETITION, EH? 1776 00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:04,500 >> Tommy: WELL, APPARENTLY NOT 1777 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,600 AS HEAVY AS MY OTHER 1778 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,600 COMPETITION. 1779 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,400 >> Mark: OH, MAN! 1780 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,600 I'M GONNA SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE 1781 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,833 THAT CHICKEN I SLAUGHTERED AT 1782 00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:11,533 THE NATIONAL 1783 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:12,867 CHICKEN-SLAUGHTERING COMPETITION 1784 00:53:12,867 --> 00:53:15,533 BACK IN '04! 1785 00:53:15,533 --> 00:53:16,667 >> Tommy: WHATEVER YOU SAY, 1786 00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:17,067 BUDDY. 1787 00:53:17,067 --> 00:53:18,400 WELL, LISTEN, I GOT TO GET BACK, 1788 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,467 TO, YOU KNOW, DO MY YARDWORK. 1789 00:53:19,467 --> 00:53:20,700 I GOT TO FINISH UP SOON, SO... 1790 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:21,600 >> Mark: COOL, COOL. 1791 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,300 WE HANGING LATER? 1792 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:23,433 >> Tommy: OH, YEAH, MAN, YEAH. 1793 00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:24,067 DUDE, TOTALLY. 1794 00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,100 >> Mark: ALL RIGHT, SWEET. 1795 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:25,667 LATER, MAN. 1796 00:53:25,667 --> 00:53:26,733 >> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, LATER, 1797 00:53:26,733 --> 00:53:27,100 BUDDY. 1798 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:30,900 >> Mark: ALL RIGHT. 1799 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,833 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1800 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:43,600 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 1801 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,733 >> Roland: [ YAWNS ] 1802 00:53:45,733 --> 00:53:47,933 [ Deep voice ] HUH? HUH? 1803 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:48,900 OH, MAN. 1804 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,067 >> Randall: HEY, YO, ROLAND! 1805 00:53:50,067 --> 00:53:50,733 YO, YOU IN THERE? 1806 00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:51,567 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 1807 00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:52,200 HURRY UP, MAN! 1808 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,267 I'M SQUEEZING MY CHEEKS OUT 1809 00:53:53,267 --> 00:53:53,567 HERE! 1810 00:53:53,567 --> 00:53:55,867 >> Roland: JUST A MINUTE! 1811 00:53:55,867 --> 00:53:57,467 >> Randall: YO, WHO THE FUCK IS 1812 00:53:57,467 --> 00:53:57,900 THIS? 1813 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,200 >> Roland: RANDALL, IT'S ME. 1814 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,400 >> Randall: HEY, YO, HEY, 1815 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,533 LISTEN, DAWG, LOOK, TAKE 1816 00:54:01,533 --> 00:54:02,467 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1817 00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:03,767 JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS 1818 00:54:03,767 --> 00:54:04,433 OFF MY LITTLE BRO! 1819 00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:05,400 >> Roland: RANDALL, IT'S ME! 1820 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,067 IT'S YOUR BROTHER! 1821 00:54:06,067 --> 00:54:07,167 >> Randall: YO, DON'T TALK TO ME 1822 00:54:07,167 --> 00:54:08,300 LIKE YOU KNOW ME! 1823 00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:09,467 YOU DON'T KNOW ME! 1824 00:54:09,467 --> 00:54:11,400 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM! 1825 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,167 >> Roland: [ SIGHS ] 1826 00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:13,067 MAN, JUST GET IN HERE! 1827 00:54:13,067 --> 00:54:13,600 >> Randall: OH. 1828 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,733 OH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M COMING 1829 00:54:14,733 --> 00:54:16,833 UP IN THERE! 1830 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,167 YO, ROLAND, YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN? 1831 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:18,867 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1832 00:54:18,867 --> 00:54:19,567 WHERE'D HE GO? 1833 00:54:19,567 --> 00:54:20,800 >> Roland: RANDALL, IT'S JUST 1834 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,433 ME. 1835 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:23,933 >> Randall: WELL, WHAT THE FUCK? 1836 00:54:23,933 --> 00:54:25,367 >> Roland: LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST 1837 00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:26,533 AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE. 1838 00:54:26,533 --> 00:54:27,833 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S 1839 00:54:27,833 --> 00:54:28,833 HAPPENING AROUND HERE. 1840 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:30,133 >> Randall: WELL, AT LEAST NOW 1841 00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,500 YOU GOT A REASON TO ASK POPS FOR 1842 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:31,933 A RAZOR. 1843 00:54:31,933 --> 00:54:33,167 >> Roland: MAN, THAT'S THE LEAST 1844 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:35,667 OF MY PROBLEMS. 1845 00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:38,133 >> Randall: GOD DAMN! 1846 00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:39,367 TRUST ME ROLAND, ALL RIGHT? 1847 00:54:39,367 --> 00:54:40,733 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO STAG TO A 1848 00:54:40,733 --> 00:54:41,167 DANCE. 1849 00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:42,333 NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOUR 1850 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,667 FRIENDS THINK THAT'S A WAY OF 1851 00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:44,867 BEING COOL BY KEEPING YOUR 1852 00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:45,933 OPTIONS OPEN. 1853 00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:48,100 BUT LET ME TELL YOU, WOMEN WON'T 1854 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,067 EVER WANT YOU UNTIL ANOTHER 1855 00:54:50,067 --> 00:54:52,267 WOMAN'S GOT YOU, YOU FEEL ME? 1856 00:54:52,267 --> 00:54:53,833 >> Roland: I GUESS SO, BUT -- 1857 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,500 >> Randall: LOOK, IF YOU SHOW UP 1858 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,100 WITH SOMEONE ELSE, YOU'RE JUST 1859 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,467 GONNA LOOK THAT MUCH MORE 1860 00:54:58,467 --> 00:54:59,567 UNATTAINABLE, BABY. 1861 00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:00,467 [ SIGHS ] 1862 00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:02,700 LOOK, DRIVES 'EM FUCKIN' WILD. 1863 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,900 I MEAN, BESIDES, YOUR BOY CAN 1864 00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:06,267 GET YOU BITCHES. 1865 00:55:06,267 --> 00:55:07,133 BUT WOMEN? 1866 00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:08,367 NO CAN DO, DAWG. 1867 00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:09,100 MNH-MNH. 1868 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:10,500 >> Roland: WHY NOT? 1869 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,100 >> Randall: DO NOT HAVE THE 1870 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:12,667 ENERGY. 1871 00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:14,133 'CAUSE, SEE, WOMEN -- WOMEN DIG 1872 00:55:14,133 --> 00:55:15,467 WHEN YOU RELATE TO SOMETHING 1873 00:55:15,467 --> 00:55:16,067 THEY LIKE. 1874 00:55:16,067 --> 00:55:17,400 YOU KNOW, LIKE CHICK CRAP -- 1875 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,567 FLOWERS, DANCING, ALL THAT 1876 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:20,900 ROMANTIC SHIT. 1877 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,367 THINK... 1878 00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,467 THINK -- THINK WILL SMITH, 1879 00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:26,467 USHER -- POLISHED, CLEAN, 1880 00:55:26,467 --> 00:55:27,200 TALENTED NIGGAS. 1881 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,367 YOU JUST GOT TO GET OUT THERE 1882 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,633 AND EXPLORE YOUR FEMININE SIDE, 1883 00:55:29,633 --> 00:55:32,133 YO. 1884 00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:34,567 >> Roland: WHICH SIDE IS THAT? 1885 00:55:34,567 --> 00:55:36,067 >> Randall: [ CHUCKLES ] 1886 00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:37,833 NO, MAN, I MEAN MENTALLY, OKAY? 1887 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:39,533 YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE. 1888 00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:40,833 GIVE IT A TRY. 1889 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:43,067 IT MAY JUST WORK. 1890 00:55:43,067 --> 00:55:45,600 >> Roland: ALL RIGHT. 1891 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,100 [ INTRO TO THE O'JAYS' 1892 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,067 "BACK STABBERS" PLAYS ] 1893 00:55:58,133 --> 00:55:59,433 >> Uncle Dick: COME ON, MEAT! 1894 00:55:59,433 --> 00:56:00,167 DO IT! DO IT! 1895 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,267 >> Mark: NO, I CAN'T! 1896 00:56:01,267 --> 00:56:02,700 >> Uncle Dick: WHAT ARE YOU, A 1897 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:03,733 MAN OR A DOUCHEBAG?! 1898 00:56:03,733 --> 00:56:05,733 LET'S GO, LET'S GO! COME ON! 1899 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,067 >> * WHAT THEY DO? 1900 00:56:17,067 --> 00:56:19,067 >> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE 1901 00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:20,067 >> * ALL THE TIME, 1902 00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:21,100 THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE * 1903 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,200 * THE BACK STABBERS 1904 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,233 >> * BACK STABBERS 1905 00:56:25,233 --> 00:56:26,533 >> Uncle Dick: LET'S GO, YOU 1906 00:56:26,533 --> 00:56:27,433 LITTLE PANTYWAIST! 1907 00:56:27,433 --> 00:56:27,967 COME ON! 1908 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:28,833 >> Mark: I CAN'T! 1909 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,133 >> Uncle Dick: YES, YOU CAN! 1910 00:56:30,133 --> 00:56:32,067 COME ON, MARSHMALLOW BOY! 1911 00:56:32,067 --> 00:56:33,533 MOVE IT! FIVE MORE! 1912 00:56:33,533 --> 00:56:34,933 >> Mark: SHUT UP! 1913 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:35,867 >> Uncle Dick: LET'S DO IT! 1914 00:56:35,867 --> 00:56:37,433 >> * ...YOU REALLY CARE 1915 00:56:37,433 --> 00:56:39,600 * YEAH, YEAH 1916 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,067 * THEN IT'S ALL OF YOU FELLAS 1917 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,900 WHO BETTER BEWARE * 1918 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,833 * YEAH, YEAH 1919 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,700 * SOMEBODY'S OUT 1920 00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,500 TO GET YOUR LADY * 1921 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,100 * A FEW OF YOUR BUDDIES 1922 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,867 * THEY SURE LOOK SHADY 1923 00:56:55,867 --> 00:56:57,333 * BLADES ARE LONG, 1924 00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,600 CLENCHED TIGHT IN THEIR FIST * 1925 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,067 >> Uncle Dick: COME ON, YOU 1926 00:57:01,067 --> 00:57:02,067 PATHETIC TUNA ROLL! 1927 00:57:02,067 --> 00:57:04,067 KICK THOSE TREE TRUNKS! 1928 00:57:04,067 --> 00:57:06,633 YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S IT! 1929 00:57:06,633 --> 00:57:09,333 YEAH! WHOO-HOO-HOO! 1930 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,367 >> * THE BACK STABBERS 1931 00:57:11,367 --> 00:57:12,400 >> * BACK STABBERS 1932 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,467 >> * I KEEP GETTIN' 1933 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:16,067 ALL THESE VISITS 1934 00:57:16,067 --> 00:57:17,533 FROM MY FRIENDS * 1935 00:57:17,533 --> 00:57:20,200 * YEAH, WHAT THEY DOIN' TO ME? 1936 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,067 * THEY COME TO MY HOUSE AGAIN 1937 00:57:24,067 --> 00:57:26,467 AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN * 1938 00:57:26,467 --> 00:57:28,533 * YEAH 1939 00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:29,367 >> Uncle Dick: COME ON, YOU 1940 00:57:29,367 --> 00:57:30,400 LUMPY WUSS! 1941 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,267 GIVE ME FIVE! THAT'S IT! 1942 00:57:32,267 --> 00:57:34,300 THAT'S A SMOOTH RIDE! 1943 00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:36,100 COME ON! TWO MORE! 1944 00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,200 LET'S GO! 1945 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,467 [ HOWLS ] 1946 00:57:38,467 --> 00:57:40,167 >> * ...GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK 1947 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:41,733 * I WISH THEY'D TAKE SOME OF 1948 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:44,067 THESE KNIVES OFF MY BACK * 1949 00:57:44,067 --> 00:57:45,333 >> * WHAT THEY DO? 1950 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:47,567 >> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE 1951 00:57:47,567 --> 00:57:48,333 >> * ALL THE TIME, 1952 00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:49,500 THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE * 1953 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,433 * THE BACK STABBERS 1954 00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:53,300 >> * BACK STABBERS 1955 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:55,367 >> * AHHH 1956 00:57:55,367 --> 00:57:59,900 * AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHH 1957 00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:02,100 * LOWDOWN 1958 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:07,400 * DIRTY 1959 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,733 >> * WHAT THEY DO? 1960 00:58:08,733 --> 00:58:10,567 >> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE 1961 00:58:10,567 --> 00:58:12,400 >> * SMILIN' FACES 1962 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,333 * SMILIN' FACES 1963 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,400 SOMETIMES TELL LIES * 1964 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,767 >> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE 1965 00:58:18,767 --> 00:58:20,933 >> * I DON'T NEED 1966 00:58:20,933 --> 00:58:24,267 LOW DOWN, DIRTY BASTARDS * 1967 00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:26,400 >> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE 1968 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,400 >> * DA DA DA 1969 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,633 * DA DA DA DA DA DA DA 1970 00:58:30,633 --> 00:58:32,133 >> * BACK STABBERS 1971 00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:35,600 >> * MIGHT BE YOUR NEIGHBOR 1972 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,233 * YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, 1973 00:58:37,233 --> 00:58:39,733 YEAH * 1974 00:58:43,133 --> 00:58:45,067 >> Stacy: THANKS, MOM. 1975 00:58:51,133 --> 00:58:53,067 >> Stacy's Mom: STACY, WAIT! 1976 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,400 DON'T FORGET YOUR LUNCH. 1977 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,533 >> Stacy: THANKS, MOM. 1978 00:59:02,533 --> 00:59:04,067 >> Stacy's Mom: SO, I WILL SEE 1979 00:59:04,067 --> 00:59:05,400 YOU RIGHT BACK HERE AT 3:00? 1980 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,133 OKAY, COOL. 1981 00:59:07,133 --> 00:59:08,200 >> Tommy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1982 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:08,967 ALL RIGHT. 1983 00:59:08,967 --> 00:59:10,200 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1984 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,333 MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- IF 1985 00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:12,333 BUSINESS KEEPS BOOMING, I'M 1986 00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:13,567 GONNA HAVE TO HIRE ME SOME HELP. 1987 00:59:13,567 --> 00:59:14,367 >> Stacy's Mom: WOW. 1988 00:59:14,367 --> 00:59:15,433 SO, YOUR LITTLE BUSINESS IS 1989 00:59:15,433 --> 00:59:16,400 DOING WELL, HUH? 1990 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,133 >> Tommy: EH, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR 1991 00:59:18,133 --> 00:59:19,533 ME TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT. 1992 00:59:19,533 --> 00:59:20,733 >> Stacy: BOY, TOMMY. 1993 00:59:20,733 --> 00:59:21,967 I LOVE THAT IN A MAN. 1994 00:59:21,967 --> 00:59:23,400 >> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, VERY 1995 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:23,967 ADMIRABLE. 1996 00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:25,067 >> Tommy: YEAH, I THINK 1997 00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:26,200 ADMIRATION IS THE KEY TO A 1998 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,600 WOMAN'S HEART, YOU KNOW? 1999 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,267 >> Roland: HELLO. GOOD MORNING. 2000 00:59:29,267 --> 00:59:30,700 BEAUTIFUL DAY, IS IT NOT? 2001 00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,367 >> Tommy: ROLAND, YOU'RE EARLY 2002 00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:33,200 TODAY, BUDDY. 2003 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,867 >> Roland: YEAH, I HAD A DREAM 2004 00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:35,600 LAST NIGHT. 2005 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,200 I HAD TO GET SOME FLOWERS FOR 2006 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,800 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I SAW 2007 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,333 TODAY. 2008 00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:41,400 MY SEARCH...IS OVER. 2009 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,367 >> Stacy's Mom: OH. 2010 00:59:42,367 --> 00:59:43,700 ROLAND, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 2011 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:45,100 >> Roland: COME ON, LET'S FACE 2012 00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:46,500 IT -- WHO'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN 2013 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:46,867 YOU? 2014 00:59:46,867 --> 00:59:47,833 >> Stacy's Mom: [ CHUCKLES ] 2015 00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:48,867 COME ON, THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN 2016 00:59:48,867 --> 00:59:49,800 OUT THERE WHO ARE FAR MORE 2017 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,467 BEAUTIFUL THAN ME. 2018 00:59:50,467 --> 00:59:51,533 >> Mark: MORNING, MOST BEAUTIFUL 2019 00:59:51,533 --> 00:59:52,633 WOMAN ON EARTH. 2020 00:59:52,633 --> 00:59:53,967 >> Stacy: HEY, MARK. 2021 00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:55,300 >> Mark: HI, STACY. 2022 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,500 HI, STACY'S MOM. 2023 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,500 >> Stacy's Mom: MORNING, MARK. 2024 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,900 SO, UH, YOU JOGGING TO SCHOOL 2025 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:00,567 THESE DAYS? 2026 01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:01,967 >> Mark: OH, I JOG EVERYWHERE 2027 01:00:01,967 --> 01:00:02,600 THESE DAYS. 2028 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,000 YOU KNOW, KEEPS THE HEART RATE 2029 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,633 UP, CALORIES DOWN. 2030 01:00:04,633 --> 01:00:05,533 >> Stacy's Mom: WELL, THAT'S 2031 01:00:05,533 --> 01:00:06,100 GREAT, YOU KNOW? 2032 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,000 TAKES A LOT OF HARD WORK AND 2033 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,333 DEDICATION TO STAY HEALTHY. 2034 01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:09,733 >> Mark: YEAH, WELL, IT WAS A 2035 01:00:09,733 --> 01:00:10,633 LOT OF HARD WORK. 2036 01:00:10,633 --> 01:00:11,867 >> Stacy: IT SHOWS, MARK. 2037 01:00:11,867 --> 01:00:12,733 IT REALLY DOES. 2038 01:00:12,733 --> 01:00:14,367 >> Stacy's Mom: WOW, LOOK AT YOU 2039 01:00:14,367 --> 01:00:15,867 GUYS BECOMING MEN SO QUICKLY. 2040 01:00:15,867 --> 01:00:17,267 YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL BE VERY 2041 01:00:17,267 --> 01:00:18,367 PROUD OF YOURSELVES. 2042 01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:19,933 WELL, AND I SHOULD BE GOING, SO 2043 01:00:19,933 --> 01:00:21,333 I WILL SEE YOU BACK HERE AT 2044 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:21,867 3:00, YEAH? 2045 01:00:21,867 --> 01:00:22,633 >> Stacy: MM-HMM. 2046 01:00:22,633 --> 01:00:23,900 >> Stacy's Mom: OKAY. BYE, GUYS. 2047 01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:25,600 >> Mark: BYE, STACY'S MOM. 2048 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,300 >> Roland: BYE. 2049 01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:27,433 >> Tommy: SEE YOU, SWEETIE. 2050 01:00:27,433 --> 01:00:28,600 >> Stacy: HEY, WHERE HAS JUAN 2051 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,200 BEEN LATELY? 2052 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,267 >> Mark: UH, I DON'T KNOW. 2053 01:00:30,267 --> 01:00:31,400 WE HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN HIM, 2054 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,567 EITHER. 2055 01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:35,067 [ INTRO TO JK's "GO BIG OR GO 2056 01:00:35,067 --> 01:00:37,000 HOME" PLAYS ] 2057 01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:57,233 [ GUNSHOT ] 2058 01:00:57,233 --> 01:00:58,600 >> * BREAK OUT THE TRUMPETS 2059 01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,767 AND POLISH THE CROWNS * 2060 01:00:59,767 --> 01:01:01,067 * ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET 2061 01:01:01,067 --> 01:01:02,567 'CAUSE THE KINGS ARE IN TOWN * 2062 01:01:02,567 --> 01:01:04,100 * GOT TO PRACTICE 2063 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,133 SOME LYRICS AND BEATS * 2064 01:01:05,133 --> 01:01:07,867 * TAKE IT FROM ME, "G" 2065 01:01:07,867 --> 01:01:08,933 * PEOPLE LININ' UP 2066 01:01:08,933 --> 01:01:10,300 JUST TO CATCH A GLIMPSE * 2067 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,733 * OF THE DROP-TOP CHEVY 2068 01:01:11,733 --> 01:01:13,167 FULL OF HOES AND PIMPS * 2069 01:01:13,167 --> 01:01:14,567 * ROLLIN' ON 20s 2070 01:01:14,567 --> 01:01:16,067 6 AND 10 DEEP * 2071 01:01:16,067 --> 01:01:17,133 * POLISHED ELDORADOS, 2072 01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,633 YEAH, WE GOT A WHOLE FLEET * 2073 01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:19,633 * NEVER DISCREET, 2074 01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:21,167 WE GO BIG OR GO HOME * 2075 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:22,267 * PLATINUM, ICE, 2076 01:01:22,267 --> 01:01:23,767 AND DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CHROME * 2077 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,300 * NEVER SLEEP 'CAUSE YOU NEVER 2078 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,600 KNOW WHO'S CREEPIN' * 2079 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,100 * NEVER SLEEP 'CAUSE IF YOU 2080 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:29,067 SLEEP, THEN YOU'RE SLEEPIN' * 2081 01:01:29,067 --> 01:01:30,200 * YOU GOT TO WATCH YOUR BACK, 2082 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,900 YOUR FRONT, AND BOTH SIDES * 2083 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:33,067 * WHEN SHIT BLOWS UP, 2084 01:01:33,067 --> 01:01:34,600 YOU GLIDE * 2085 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:35,900 * TAKE IT FROM ME, "G" 2086 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,300 * GO BIG OR GO HOME 2087 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:39,767 * WE GO BIG, WE GO BIG... 2088 01:01:39,767 --> 01:01:42,567 >> Roland: YO, WHAT THE HELL? 2089 01:01:42,567 --> 01:01:43,167 WHAT THE -- 2090 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:44,333 >> Juan: YO, WHAT UP, DAWG? 2091 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:45,600 >> Mark: [ Laughing ] WHAT THE 2092 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:46,567 HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 2093 01:01:46,567 --> 01:01:47,833 >> Juan: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU 2094 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:48,367 SAY TO ME? 2095 01:01:48,367 --> 01:01:49,700 >> Mark: [ Chuckling ] NOTHING. 2096 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:51,467 >> Juan: SO, DAWG, WHAT'S THIS I 2097 01:01:51,467 --> 01:01:53,133 HEAR ABOUT YOU TAKING FOOD OFF 2098 01:01:53,133 --> 01:01:53,667 MY TABLE? 2099 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:54,467 >> Tommy: WHAT? 2100 01:01:54,467 --> 01:01:55,667 >> Juan: MOWING LAWNS NOW, 2101 01:01:55,667 --> 01:01:56,300 HOMEY, HUH? 2102 01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,600 TAKING BUSINESS AWAY FROM MY 2103 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,100 DAD, DAWG? 2104 01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,133 >> Stacy's Mom: JUAN, WHAT 2105 01:01:59,133 --> 01:01:59,833 HAPPENED TO YOU? 2106 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,067 >> Juan: YOUR FINE ASS HAPPENED 2107 01:02:01,067 --> 01:02:01,733 TO ME, BABY GIRL. 2108 01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:02,767 >> Stacy's Mom: I'M SORRY. 2109 01:02:02,767 --> 01:02:03,867 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, 2110 01:02:03,867 --> 01:02:04,367 YOUNG MAN? 2111 01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:05,200 [ RECORD SCRATCHES ] 2112 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,500 >> Juan: OH...I... 2113 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,600 >> Stacy's Mom: TELL YOU WHAT, 2114 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,700 STACY -- I'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE 2115 01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,267 AT 3:00. 2116 01:02:10,267 --> 01:02:11,833 JUAN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WATCH 2117 01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:12,667 YOUR ATTITUDE. 2118 01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,167 I LIKED YOU A LOT BETTER AS A 2119 01:02:14,167 --> 01:02:14,833 GENTLEMAN. 2120 01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,067 >> Stacy: YEAH, JUAN. 2121 01:02:16,067 --> 01:02:17,400 WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION? 2122 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:17,833 GOD! 2123 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,500 >> Roland: LET'S GET TO CLASS. 2124 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:21,167 >> Mark: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 2125 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:24,467 >> Juan: OH. 2126 01:02:24,467 --> 01:02:27,333 [ BELL RINGS ] 2127 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,867 >> Frankie: THESE ARE COOKIES, 2128 01:02:28,867 --> 01:02:30,167 NOT CHICKEN CORDON BLEU. 2129 01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,733 THAT'S NEXT WEEK. 2130 01:02:31,733 --> 01:02:36,500 WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 2131 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:37,067 NOT BAD. 2132 01:02:37,067 --> 01:02:38,267 I NEED A HAIR NET ON YOU. 2133 01:02:38,267 --> 01:02:39,733 I DON'T NEED NO PUBIC HAIRS IN 2134 01:02:39,733 --> 01:02:42,167 THE COOKIES, YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 2135 01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:45,233 WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 2136 01:02:45,233 --> 01:02:46,133 [ SPITS ] 2137 01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,167 DISGUSTING! 2138 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,400 WHAT HAPPENED? 2139 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,100 WHAT'D YOU DO? 2140 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,267 WHAT, DID YOU WIPE YOUR BALL 2141 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:51,367 SACK ON THE COOKIE SHEET? 2142 01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:52,733 YOU FILTHY FUCK. 2143 01:02:52,733 --> 01:02:54,767 >> Roland: LADIES, TENDER, 2144 01:02:54,767 --> 01:02:57,533 JUICY, DELICIOUS. 2145 01:02:57,533 --> 01:02:58,800 JUST LIKE ALL Y'ALL. 2146 01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,867 [ GIRLS GIGGLE ] 2147 01:02:59,867 --> 01:03:00,667 >> Frankie: OHH! 2148 01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:01,333 IT'S ROLAND. 2149 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,733 ROLAND, WHATEVER YOU'RE COOKIN' 2150 01:03:02,733 --> 01:03:03,767 SMELLS FUCKIN' DELISH. 2151 01:03:03,767 --> 01:03:04,600 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 2152 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,967 >> Roland: WELL, FRANKIE, IT'S 2153 01:03:05,967 --> 01:03:07,233 A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO 2154 01:03:07,233 --> 01:03:09,500 CALL SPICY CRAWFISH AND SAUSAGE 2155 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:10,467 FETTUCCINE. 2156 01:03:10,467 --> 01:03:11,300 >> Frankie: DAMN! 2157 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,367 SMELLS LIKE SOME GOOD SHIT 2158 01:03:12,367 --> 01:03:12,733 THERE. 2159 01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:13,867 LET ME GET A LITTLE NIBBLE. 2160 01:03:13,867 --> 01:03:15,067 >> Roland: SORRY, FRANKIE, I'M 2161 01:03:15,067 --> 01:03:19,900 SAVING THIS FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL. 2162 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,067 NAH, I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOU, 2163 01:03:21,067 --> 01:03:21,433 FRANKIE. 2164 01:03:21,433 --> 01:03:22,433 >> Frankie: YOU GOT ME, YOU 2165 01:03:22,433 --> 01:03:23,133 LITTLE COCKSUCKER. 2166 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:24,100 YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART 2167 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:24,667 ATTACK THERE. 2168 01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:25,633 LET ME GET A LITTLE TASTE. 2169 01:03:25,633 --> 01:03:30,267 WATCH OUT. 2170 01:03:30,267 --> 01:03:31,333 FUCKIN' TREMENDOUS. 2171 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,900 IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN, I WOULD 2172 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,567 HAVE HIRED YOU TO COOK FOR ME AT 2173 01:03:34,567 --> 01:03:35,067 HOME. 2174 01:03:35,067 --> 01:03:36,633 MY MOTHER -- SHE CAN'T COOK LIKE 2175 01:03:36,633 --> 01:03:38,200 THIS -- NOTHIN' BUT PURE SHIT. 2176 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,700 HEY, YOU SEE RONDELL OR WHATEVER 2177 01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:40,767 THE FUCK HIS NAME IS? 2178 01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:42,200 HE'S GOT THE HOT CHICKS 'CAUSE 2179 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:42,900 HE CAN COOK. 2180 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,367 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, MY FRIEND. 2181 01:03:44,367 --> 01:03:45,467 YOU'RE LIKE RICK JAMES IN '81. 2182 01:03:45,467 --> 01:03:46,533 >> Roland: MY NAME IS ROLAND. 2183 01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:47,700 >> Frankie: WHATEVER THE FUCK IT 2184 01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:48,600 IS -- WHAT DO YOU CARE? 2185 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,733 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO COOKIN' 2186 01:03:49,733 --> 01:03:50,167 HERE. 2187 01:03:50,167 --> 01:03:50,967 [ BELL RINGS ] 2188 01:03:50,967 --> 01:03:52,433 >> Roland: WHY WASN'T JUAN IN 2189 01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:52,900 THERE? 2190 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:54,367 >> Mark: KNOWING THE NEW HIM, 2191 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:55,933 HE'S PROBABLY SCRATCHING UP SOME 2192 01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:57,367 BATHROOM MIRROR OR SOMETHING. 2193 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,200 >> Tommy: YEAH, SPEAKING OF 2194 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,100 WHICH, I GOT TO HIT THE HEAD. 2195 01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:00,067 CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER. 2196 01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:00,767 >> Mark: ALL RIGHT, MAN. 2197 01:04:00,767 --> 01:04:02,300 SEE YOU IN CLASS. 2198 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,233 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 2199 01:04:08,633 --> 01:04:10,067 >> Tommy: DUDE, JUAN, WHAT ARE 2200 01:04:10,067 --> 01:04:10,967 YOU DOING IN HERE? 2201 01:04:10,967 --> 01:04:12,300 >> Juan: I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY. 2202 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:13,533 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM 2203 01:04:13,533 --> 01:04:14,067 ANYMORE. 2204 01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:15,400 >> Tommy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 2205 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:15,833 ABOUT? 2206 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:17,300 YOU'RE YOU. YOU'RE JUAN. 2207 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,867 >> Juan: WHO AM I KIDDING? 2208 01:04:18,867 --> 01:04:19,833 THIS ISN'T ME. 2209 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:21,533 I'M THE NERDY MEXICAN KID WHO 2210 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:22,767 CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN. 2211 01:04:22,767 --> 01:04:24,367 I'LL NEVER GET A GIRL, MAN. 2212 01:04:24,367 --> 01:04:26,133 >> Tommy: DUDE, YEAH, YOU WILL. 2213 01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:27,867 A-AND I PROMISE YOU, THAT GIRL 2214 01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:29,567 IS GONNA LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU 2215 01:04:29,567 --> 01:04:31,900 ARE, NOT WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO 2216 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:32,700 BE, ALL RIGHT? 2217 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,167 YOU KNOW, IT'S -- IT'S OKAY TO 2218 01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,133 MAKE IMPROVEMENTS. 2219 01:04:35,133 --> 01:04:36,200 I MEAN, THAT'S FINE. 2220 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,467 BUT DON'T CHANGE YOURSELF 2221 01:04:37,467 --> 01:04:38,067 COMPLETELY. 2222 01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,300 MAN, THERE'S A REASON WE ALL 2223 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,633 LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, AND 2224 01:04:40,633 --> 01:04:41,800 I'M ALWAYS GONNA WANT THAT 2225 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:42,700 REASON AROUND. 2226 01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,267 >> Juan: WELL, I'M JUST GONNA 2227 01:04:44,267 --> 01:04:45,767 SIT HERE FOR A WHILE IF YOU 2228 01:04:45,767 --> 01:04:47,200 DON'T MIND ME BEING ALONE. 2229 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,933 >> Tommy: DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, 2230 01:04:48,933 --> 01:04:50,867 MAN. 2231 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,667 [ ZIPPER UNZIPS ] 2232 01:04:57,667 --> 01:04:59,600 [ URINATING ] 2233 01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:15,400 >> Juan: [ SIGHS ] 2234 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:20,067 [ URINAL FLUSHES ] 2235 01:05:20,067 --> 01:05:20,867 HEY, TOMMY? 2236 01:05:20,867 --> 01:05:21,967 >> Tommy: YEAH? 2237 01:05:21,967 --> 01:05:23,400 >> Juan: THANKS, MAN. 2238 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,633 >> Tommy: NO PROBLEM, MAN. 2239 01:05:24,633 --> 01:05:25,367 SEE YOU LATER. 2240 01:05:25,367 --> 01:05:26,133 >> [ FARTING ] 2241 01:05:26,133 --> 01:05:27,067 >> Juan: ALL RIGHT. 2242 01:05:27,067 --> 01:05:31,900 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 2243 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:34,067 >> Juan: [ SIGHS ] 2244 01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:35,367 >> Professor Wood: NOW, I KNOW 2245 01:05:35,367 --> 01:05:36,633 WHAT YOU'RE THINKING -- THAT 2246 01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:37,900 THIS LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA'S OLD 2247 01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:39,233 BRACELET AND IT DOESN'T BELONG 2248 01:05:39,233 --> 01:05:40,567 UP THERE, RIGHT? 2249 01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:42,833 BUT TRUST ME -- IF YOU GET THIS 2250 01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:44,967 LODGED UP IN THERE, IT ALLOWS 2251 01:05:44,967 --> 01:05:45,967 FOR ALL K-- 2252 01:05:45,967 --> 01:05:49,800 [ BELL RINGS ] 2253 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:50,667 ALL RIGHT. 2254 01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:51,133 OH! 2255 01:05:51,133 --> 01:05:53,267 STUDENTS, DON'T FORGET THE DANCE 2256 01:05:53,267 --> 01:05:54,400 TOMORROW NIGHT. 2257 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,233 I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 2258 01:05:56,233 --> 01:06:02,933 [ CHUCKLES ] 2259 01:06:02,933 --> 01:06:04,167 WELL, HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 2260 01:06:04,167 --> 01:06:05,467 >> Tommy: THOSE VIDEOS DIDN'T 2261 01:06:05,467 --> 01:06:06,467 HELP US OUT TOO MUCH. 2262 01:06:06,467 --> 01:06:07,667 >> Professor Wood: REALLY? 2263 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:08,667 WELL, I ENJOYED THEM. 2264 01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:10,100 OF COURSE, I GUESS IT WAS BETTER 2265 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:10,967 BEING ON THE SET. 2266 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:11,533 [ CHUCKLES ] 2267 01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:12,567 >> Roland: THE LADIES AIN'T 2268 01:06:12,567 --> 01:06:13,133 BITING, MAN. 2269 01:06:13,133 --> 01:06:14,300 >> Professor Wood: COME ON, YOU 2270 01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:17,067 GUYS ARE THE TALK OF THE SCHOOL. 2271 01:06:17,067 --> 01:06:19,633 I JUST HEARD TWO GIRLS GIGGLING 2272 01:06:19,633 --> 01:06:21,067 OVER YOU THREE IN THE HALLS. 2273 01:06:21,067 --> 01:06:22,067 >> Mark: GIGGLING? 2274 01:06:22,067 --> 01:06:23,533 >> Professor Wood: IT'S A GOOD 2275 01:06:23,533 --> 01:06:24,333 THING. 2276 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:26,400 LOOK, MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE 2277 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,067 SHOOTING TOO HIGH. 2278 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,933 THERE'S PLENTY OF TERRIFIC YOUNG 2279 01:06:29,933 --> 01:06:31,367 WOMEN WHO'D GO FOR YOU. 2280 01:06:31,367 --> 01:06:33,067 >> Tommy: GIRLS -- PLENTY OF 2281 01:06:33,067 --> 01:06:34,800 YOUNG GIRLS WE'RE NOT INTERESTED 2282 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:35,167 IN. 2283 01:06:35,167 --> 01:06:36,833 >> Professor Wood: WHO IS THIS 2284 01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:38,400 WONDER WOMAN? 2285 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,467 HER? 2286 01:06:40,467 --> 01:06:41,700 THIS IS WHO YOU'VE BEEN PINING 2287 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:42,067 OVER? 2288 01:06:42,067 --> 01:06:43,133 >> Tommy: NOW YOU GET IT. 2289 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,433 >> Professor Wood: MORE THAN YOU 2290 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:44,867 KNOW. 2291 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:46,300 YOU GUYS MIGHT BE BITING OFF 2292 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:47,533 MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW. 2293 01:06:47,533 --> 01:06:49,100 >> Roland: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 2294 01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:49,733 ABOUT? 2295 01:06:49,733 --> 01:06:51,800 >> Professor Wood: GUYS, I KNOW 2296 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,100 HER. 2297 01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,200 >> Mark: YEAH, EVERYONE KNOWS 2298 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:53,500 HER. 2299 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:54,733 >> Professor Wood: THIS IS WHO'S 2300 01:06:54,733 --> 01:06:55,600 DATING VON BOB, RIGHT? 2301 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,733 >> Roland: YEAH, THE BASTARD. 2302 01:06:56,733 --> 01:06:57,833 HE'S PROBABLY SEEN HER NAKED. 2303 01:06:57,833 --> 01:06:59,067 >> Professor Wood: WELL, YEAH. 2304 01:06:59,067 --> 01:06:59,500 WHO HASN'T? 2305 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,600 >> Tommy: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, 2306 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:00,933 WOOD. 2307 01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:02,067 >> Professor Wood: WELL, YOU 2308 01:07:02,067 --> 01:07:03,067 JUST WANT TO SEE HER NAKED? 2309 01:07:03,067 --> 01:07:04,067 >> Mark: WELL, AMONG OTHER 2310 01:07:04,067 --> 01:07:04,400 THINGS. 2311 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,533 >> Professor Wood: DO YOU GUYS 2312 01:07:05,533 --> 01:07:06,633 CARE ABOUT THIS WOMAN AT ALL? 2313 01:07:06,633 --> 01:07:08,233 DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HER? 2314 01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:09,767 OR IS THIS JUST YOUR PRIME PICK 2315 01:07:09,767 --> 01:07:11,400 FOR YOUR FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER? 2316 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,867 >> Tommy: IT'S MUCH MORE THAN 2317 01:07:12,867 --> 01:07:13,300 THAT. 2318 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:14,967 >> Professor Wood: REALLY? 2319 01:07:14,967 --> 01:07:17,400 WHAT'S HER FAVORITE COLOR? 2320 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,200 HER FAVORITE FOOD? 2321 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:20,400 MOVIE? 2322 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,467 BOOK? 2323 01:07:21,467 --> 01:07:22,633 DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 2324 01:07:22,633 --> 01:07:24,667 HER AT ALL? 2325 01:07:24,667 --> 01:07:26,267 LOOK, IF THIS IS JUST AN 2326 01:07:26,267 --> 01:07:28,067 OPPORTUNITY TO SATISFY YOUR 2327 01:07:28,067 --> 01:07:29,700 HORMONAL URGES, I CAN HELP WITH 2328 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:30,133 THAT. 2329 01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:31,800 SHE AND I HAVE WORKED TOGETHER. 2330 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,467 >> Tommy: WE DON'T NEED A LIFE 2331 01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:34,333 LESSON, HARRY. 2332 01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:35,067 [ SCOFFS ] 2333 01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:36,300 WE JUST -- WE NEED HER. 2334 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:36,833 WE WANT HER. 2335 01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:37,933 >> Professor Wood: THAT'S WHAT 2336 01:07:37,933 --> 01:07:38,867 I'M TRYING TO SAY, GUYS. 2337 01:07:38,867 --> 01:07:39,600 SHE'S A FORMER P-- 2338 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,100 >> Roland: LOOK, MAN, IF YOU'RE 2339 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,500 NOT GONNA HELP US, THEN WE'RE 2340 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,200 WALKING OFF. 2341 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,433 WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS. 2342 01:07:44,433 --> 01:07:45,600 WE GOT TO STOP VON BOB. 2343 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,767 >> Professor Wood: WHY? 2344 01:07:46,767 --> 01:07:48,133 VON BOB'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY 2345 01:07:48,133 --> 01:07:49,367 ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM. 2346 01:07:49,367 --> 01:07:50,700 LOOK, JUST BE GRACIOUS LOSERS. 2347 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,500 >> Tommy: LOSERS? 2348 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,867 >> Professor Wood: OH, I DON'T 2349 01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:53,933 MEAN THAT YOU'RE LOSE-- 2350 01:07:53,933 --> 01:07:55,333 >> Mark: WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. 2351 01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:56,600 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GUYS. 2352 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,900 >> Roland: [ SCOFFS ] 2353 01:07:57,900 --> 01:07:59,067 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2354 01:07:59,067 --> 01:08:00,200 YOU WATCH IT, WOOD. 2355 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,567 WE'LL PROVE YOU WRONG. 2356 01:08:01,567 --> 01:08:04,600 THE BETTER MAN WILL WIN. 2357 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,900 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2358 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:08,067 >> Stacy: HEY, GUYS. 2359 01:08:08,067 --> 01:08:09,267 >> Mark: HEY, WHAT'S UP? 2360 01:08:09,267 --> 01:08:10,567 >> Both: HEY. 2361 01:08:10,567 --> 01:08:13,133 >> Stacy: DO... 2362 01:08:13,133 --> 01:08:14,300 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE US TO 2363 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:16,233 THE DANCE TOMORROW? 2364 01:08:18,867 --> 01:08:22,067 [ DOG BARKS ] 2365 01:08:22,067 --> 01:08:23,967 >> Tommy: ALL I NEED IS THAT ONE 2366 01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:24,600 MOMENT. 2367 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,700 I JUST NEED TO... 2368 01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,700 >> Mark: ...WHISK HER AWAY 2369 01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:27,067 AND... 2370 01:08:27,067 --> 01:08:28,433 >> Roland: ...TELL HER HOW MUCH 2371 01:08:28,433 --> 01:08:29,267 SHE MEANS TO ME. 2372 01:08:29,267 --> 01:08:30,367 ONCE I GET MY CHANCE... 2373 01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:31,633 >> Tommy: ...THAT ONE MOMENT 2374 01:08:31,633 --> 01:08:32,667 ALONE, SHE'LL BE MINE. 2375 01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:34,133 >> Mark: SHE'LL BE MINE. 2376 01:08:34,133 --> 01:08:35,700 >> Roland: SHE'LL BE MINE. 2377 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,967 >> Juan: [ SIGHS ] 2378 01:08:37,967 --> 01:08:41,067 SHE'LL NEVER BE MINE. 2379 01:08:41,067 --> 01:08:41,933 [ LIGHT BULB SHATTERS, 2380 01:08:41,933 --> 01:08:43,367 ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 2381 01:08:43,367 --> 01:08:46,300 >> * I SAW HER WHEN SHE WALKED 2382 01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:50,267 INTO THE ROOM * 2383 01:08:50,267 --> 01:08:52,067 >> * UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH 2384 01:08:52,067 --> 01:08:52,733 >> * YO 2385 01:08:52,733 --> 01:08:54,233 >> * EVERYTHING ABOUT HER TOLD 2386 01:08:54,233 --> 01:08:55,967 ME THAT SHE'S GOT THE STYLE, 2387 01:08:55,967 --> 01:08:58,067 SHE'S GOT THE MOVES * 2388 01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:01,867 >> * YEAH, YEAH 2389 01:09:01,867 --> 01:09:04,233 >> * I LOVE THE WAY THAT 2390 01:09:04,233 --> 01:09:05,600 SHE SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT * 2391 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,933 >> * WHOA 2392 01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:08,133 >> * I LOVE THE WAY 2393 01:09:08,133 --> 01:09:10,267 SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME * 2394 01:09:10,267 --> 01:09:11,600 >> * WHOA 2395 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,333 >> * I LOVE THE WAY THAT 2396 01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:14,633 SHE SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT * 2397 01:09:14,633 --> 01:09:16,100 >> * WHOA 2398 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,833 >> * I LOVE THE WAY 2399 01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,267 SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME * 2400 01:09:19,267 --> 01:09:20,567 >> * WHOA 2401 01:09:20,567 --> 01:09:25,233 >> * CRAZY 2402 01:09:25,233 --> 01:09:28,667 * CRAZY 2403 01:09:33,067 --> 01:09:34,533 >> * YO 2404 01:09:34,533 --> 01:09:38,500 >> * UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH 2405 01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,167 >> Frankie: TELL SOMEBODY AND 2406 01:09:40,167 --> 01:09:41,633 I'LL SHOOT YOUR DOG. 2407 01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:42,733 >> * ...SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT 2408 01:09:42,733 --> 01:09:44,200 >> * WHOA 2409 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,933 >> * I LOVE THE WAY 2410 01:09:45,933 --> 01:09:47,200 SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME * 2411 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,833 >> * WHOA 2412 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:49,600 >> * I LOVE THE WAY... 2413 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,333 >> Mark: YOU CAN HAVE SOME. 2414 01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:52,533 >> THANKS. 2415 01:09:52,533 --> 01:09:55,533 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY? 2416 01:09:55,533 --> 01:09:58,067 >> Mark: NO, I'M FINE. 2417 01:09:58,067 --> 01:10:02,333 >> * CRAZY 2418 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:06,333 * CRAZY 2419 01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,100 >> * OHH 2420 01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:09,100 >> * I LOVE THE WAY THAT 2421 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:10,633 SHE SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT * 2422 01:10:10,633 --> 01:10:12,100 >> * WHOA 2423 01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,867 >> * I LOVE THE WAY 2424 01:10:13,867 --> 01:10:16,200 SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME... * 2425 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,733 [ SLOW-TEMPO PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2426 01:10:18,733 --> 01:10:19,767 >> Stacy: OH, GOD. 2427 01:10:19,767 --> 01:10:20,667 >> Tommy: WHAT? 2428 01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:21,967 >> Stacy: MY MOM'S HERE. 2429 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:24,767 >> Tommy: SHE IS? 2430 01:10:24,767 --> 01:10:26,333 >> Stacy: SHE'S ALWAYS AROUND. 2431 01:10:26,333 --> 01:10:27,900 I CAN NEVER GET AWAY FROM HER. 2432 01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:29,533 GUYS ARE ALWAYS HITTING ON HER, 2433 01:10:29,533 --> 01:10:31,000 PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO HER 2434 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,833 THAN ME. 2435 01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:35,167 TOMMY, ARE YOU LISTENING? 2436 01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:36,567 >> Tommy: HUH? YEAH. 2437 01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:38,333 YEAH, I-I-I TOTALLY AGREE. 2438 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:39,867 I-I HATE MEXICANS, TOO. 2439 01:10:39,867 --> 01:10:43,667 [ LAUGHS ] 2440 01:10:43,667 --> 01:10:44,567 OH, HEY. 2441 01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:46,100 THERE'S MY JUANY. 2442 01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,267 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK TO 2443 01:10:47,267 --> 01:10:47,667 NORMAL. 2444 01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:48,867 >> Juan: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO BE 2445 01:10:48,867 --> 01:10:49,533 BACK TO NORMAL. 2446 01:10:49,533 --> 01:10:50,367 >> Stacy: HI, JUAN. 2447 01:10:50,367 --> 01:10:51,467 >> Juan: OH, HI, STACY. 2448 01:10:51,467 --> 01:10:52,733 LOOK, I'M SORRY I KIND OF -- 2449 01:10:52,733 --> 01:10:53,733 >> Stacy: IT'S OKAY. 2450 01:10:53,733 --> 01:10:54,733 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 2451 01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:55,867 WHERE'S YOUR DATE? 2452 01:10:55,867 --> 01:10:57,400 >> Juan: OH, I CAME ALONE. 2453 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,233 I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT 2454 01:10:59,233 --> 01:11:00,533 TO HAVE COME WITH ME. 2455 01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:02,367 I'M JUST NOT MADE FOR A WOMAN, I 2456 01:11:02,367 --> 01:11:02,867 GUESS. 2457 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,467 >> Tommy: NAH, YOU -- YOU CAN 2458 01:11:04,467 --> 01:11:05,933 DANCE WITH US IF YOU WANT. 2459 01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:07,567 >> Juan: NO, YOU TWO HAVE FUN. 2460 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:09,833 I'M JUST GONNA...HANG OUT. 2461 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,900 >> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, LATER, MAN. 2462 01:11:16,867 --> 01:11:18,867 >> [ Slurring ] I JUST...SEE YOU 2463 01:11:18,867 --> 01:11:20,467 AROUND SCHOOL. 2464 01:11:20,467 --> 01:11:23,433 THE WAY YOU HANDLE YOURSELF -- 2465 01:11:23,433 --> 01:11:25,100 IT'S HOT. 2466 01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:27,867 YOU'RE A REAL MAN. 2467 01:11:27,867 --> 01:11:29,233 >> SO, UM, ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 2468 01:11:29,233 --> 01:11:30,633 >> Roland: YEAH [CLEARS THROAT] 2469 01:11:30,633 --> 01:11:32,067 I'M REALLY ENJOYING BEING HERE 2470 01:11:32,067 --> 01:11:32,567 WITH YOU. 2471 01:11:32,567 --> 01:11:34,500 >> YEAH, SAME HERE. 2472 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,133 >> Stacy: SO, I HAVE SOMETHING I 2473 01:11:36,133 --> 01:11:37,100 WANT TO TELL YOU. 2474 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:37,967 >> Tommy: YEAH? 2475 01:11:37,967 --> 01:11:40,567 >> Stacy: THE THING IS... 2476 01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:41,400 I REALLY LIKE -- 2477 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,867 >> Tommy: HEY, CAN YOU HOLD THAT 2478 01:11:42,867 --> 01:11:43,900 THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE? 2479 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:47,067 I JUST GOT TO GO OVER HERE. 2480 01:11:47,067 --> 01:11:48,267 >> Stacy: [ SIGHS ] 2481 01:11:48,267 --> 01:11:50,200 ...LIKE YOU A LOT. 2482 01:11:54,433 --> 01:11:56,400 >> Tommy: HI, STACY'S MOM... 2483 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:56,933 ALFRED. 2484 01:11:56,933 --> 01:11:58,367 >> Stacy's Mom: WELL, HELLO, 2485 01:11:58,367 --> 01:11:58,833 TOMMY. 2486 01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,100 DON'T YOU LOOK HANDSOME. 2487 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:01,667 ARE YOU AND STACY HAVING A GOOD 2488 01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:02,067 TIME? 2489 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:03,600 >> Tommy: YEAH, SHE JUST WENT TO 2490 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,400 THE REST ROOM. 2491 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,200 SO, DO YOU WANT TO -- YOU WANT 2492 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:06,933 TO DANCE? 2493 01:12:06,933 --> 01:12:08,867 >> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, SURE. 2494 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,067 >> YOU KNOW, I'LL BE HONEST -- 2495 01:12:17,067 --> 01:12:19,133 I'M A REAL WOMAN. 2496 01:12:19,133 --> 01:12:21,233 >> Mark: OH, YEAH? 2497 01:12:21,233 --> 01:12:23,067 >> OH, YEAH. 2498 01:12:23,067 --> 01:12:26,500 YEAH, I-I GO TO STARBUCKS. 2499 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:28,233 >> Tommy: BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, HUH? 2500 01:12:28,233 --> 01:12:29,767 >> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, IT IS 2501 01:12:29,767 --> 01:12:33,667 BEAUTIFUL. 2502 01:12:33,667 --> 01:12:35,100 >> Tommy: HAIR'S GETTING IN YOUR 2503 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:35,833 FACE A LITTLE. 2504 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,167 >> Stacy's Mom: OH, THANK YOU. 2505 01:12:37,167 --> 01:12:38,533 HMM. 2506 01:12:38,533 --> 01:12:40,133 >> Roland: EXCUSE ME, LATOYA. 2507 01:12:40,133 --> 01:12:41,767 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2508 01:12:41,767 --> 01:12:43,400 >> I'LL BE WAITING. 2509 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,700 >> Juan: * JUAN IS THE 2510 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,567 LONELIEST... * 2511 01:12:47,567 --> 01:12:49,500 OOH. 2512 01:12:55,533 --> 01:12:57,800 >> HI. I'M MARIA. 2513 01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,767 >> Juan: HI. I'M JUAN. 2514 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,633 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 2515 01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:09,733 >> Juan: W-WHAT -- Y-YEAH! 2516 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:11,067 LET'S GO. 2517 01:13:11,067 --> 01:13:12,533 >> Tommy: SO, DO YOU BELIEVE IN 2518 01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:13,067 DESTINY? 2519 01:13:13,067 --> 01:13:15,233 >> Stacy's Mom: WHAT ARE YOU 2520 01:13:15,233 --> 01:13:16,700 ASKING ME, TOMMY? 2521 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:19,067 >> Tommy: LOOK, I GOT TO ADMIT 2522 01:13:19,067 --> 01:13:19,433 SOMETHING. 2523 01:13:19,433 --> 01:13:20,133 I THINK YOU ARE -- 2524 01:13:20,133 --> 01:13:21,167 >> Roland: MIND IF I HAVE THIS 2525 01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:21,467 DANCE? 2526 01:13:21,467 --> 01:13:22,133 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2527 01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:23,067 >> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, SURE, 2528 01:13:23,067 --> 01:13:23,567 ROLAND. 2529 01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:24,800 >> Roland: BEAUTIFUL NIGHT 2530 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,533 TONIGHT, HUH? 2531 01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:26,967 >> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, IN FACT, 2532 01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,367 TOMMY AND I WERE JUST TALKING 2533 01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:29,067 ABOUT THAT. 2534 01:13:29,067 --> 01:13:30,233 >> YEAH. 2535 01:13:30,233 --> 01:13:33,200 I ALSO HAVE MY OWN MAKEUP. 2536 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,067 >> Mark: THAT'S GREAT. 2537 01:13:34,067 --> 01:13:37,367 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE? 2538 01:13:37,367 --> 01:13:38,367 >> Roland: I CAN THINK OF 2539 01:13:38,367 --> 01:13:39,500 SOMETHING EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL. 2540 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:41,067 >> Stacy's Mom: ROLAND, DON'T. 2541 01:13:41,067 --> 01:13:42,433 >> Mark: EVENING, LOVELY. 2542 01:13:42,433 --> 01:13:43,400 MIND IF I TAKE OVER? 2543 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,567 >> Roland: PISS OFF, MARK! 2544 01:13:44,567 --> 01:13:45,633 >> Stacy's Mom: ROLAND! 2545 01:13:45,633 --> 01:13:47,067 >> Mark: PLEASE, ROLAND, SCAMPER 2546 01:13:47,067 --> 01:13:47,933 BACK DOWN TO FUBU. 2547 01:13:47,933 --> 01:13:49,233 LET A REAL MAN DANCE WITH HIS 2548 01:13:49,233 --> 01:13:49,667 WOMAN. 2549 01:13:49,667 --> 01:13:50,667 >> Stacy's Mom: "HIS WOMAN"? 2550 01:13:50,667 --> 01:13:51,667 >> Roland: EXCUSE ME, TUBS. 2551 01:13:51,667 --> 01:13:52,733 TWO ADULTS ARE TRYING TO DANCE 2552 01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:53,067 HERE. 2553 01:13:53,067 --> 01:13:53,833 >> Tommy: EXCUSE ME. 2554 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:54,767 YOU INTERRUPTED A MOMENT. 2555 01:13:54,767 --> 01:13:55,733 >> Roland: WELL, COME BACK 2556 01:13:55,733 --> 01:13:56,067 LATER. 2557 01:13:56,067 --> 01:13:56,567 WE'RE BUSY. 2558 01:13:56,567 --> 01:13:57,533 >> Tommy: "WE'RE BUSY"? 2559 01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:58,800 DUDE, WHY WOULD SHE BE ATTRACTED 2560 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,067 TO YO WHEN SHE COULD HAVE ME? 2561 01:14:00,067 --> 01:14:01,200 >> Mark: PLEASE, TOMMY, AT LEAST 2562 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,400 LET YOUR BALLS DROP BEFORE YOU 2563 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,267 START JUDGING MANHOOD. 2564 01:14:03,267 --> 01:14:04,367 >> Tommy: YEAH, WELL, LET YOUR 2565 01:14:04,367 --> 01:14:05,467 WEIGHT DROP BEFORE YOU THINK 2566 01:14:05,467 --> 01:14:06,633 THAT SHE'LL EVER BE ATTRACTED TO 2567 01:14:06,633 --> 01:14:07,067 YOU. 2568 01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,200 >> Stacy's Mom: GUYS, STOP 2569 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,167 ACTING LIKE CHILDREN. 2570 01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:10,567 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS 2571 01:14:10,567 --> 01:14:11,900 GOING ON HERE, BUT, CLEARLY, YOU 2572 01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:12,567 ARE MISTAKEN. 2573 01:14:12,567 --> 01:14:14,533 >> * ...WAITED SO LONG 2574 01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,667 [ FEEDBACK WHINES ] 2575 01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:19,367 >> Von Bob: UM, GOOD EVENING, 2576 01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:22,200 STUDENTS, PARENTS, AND FACULTY. 2577 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,133 WELCOME TO, UH, NADLER JUNIOR 2578 01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:27,967 HIGH'S NADDIE HAWKINS ANNUAL 2579 01:14:27,967 --> 01:14:28,567 BALL. 2580 01:14:28,567 --> 01:14:30,467 I-I DO HOPE THAT YOU'RE ALL 2581 01:14:30,467 --> 01:14:31,933 ENJOYING YOURSELVES. 2582 01:14:31,933 --> 01:14:33,067 MY NAME IS 2583 01:14:33,067 --> 01:14:35,367 PROFESSOR ALFRED VON BOB, AND 2584 01:14:35,367 --> 01:14:37,633 I'M THE MUSIC TEACHER HERE. 2585 01:14:37,633 --> 01:14:39,967 UM, ONE OF THE FIRST CLASSES 2586 01:14:39,967 --> 01:14:42,467 THAT I NORMALLY TEACH IS ON HOW 2587 01:14:42,467 --> 01:14:45,400 TO AVOID STAGE FRIGHT, 2588 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:49,800 NERVOUSNESS, ANXIETY. 2589 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,567 AND, UM, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE 2590 01:14:52,567 --> 01:14:56,133 NERVOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 2591 01:14:56,133 --> 01:14:58,433 I'VE SPENT THE LAST SEVERAL 2592 01:14:58,433 --> 01:15:00,800 MONTHS WITH AN EXTRAORDINARY 2593 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:05,267 WOMAN WHO CONTINUALLY AMAZES AND 2594 01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:06,333 INSPIRES ME. 2595 01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:08,500 UM, ROBERTA, WOULD YOU COME UP 2596 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:12,267 HERE, PLEASE? 2597 01:15:12,267 --> 01:15:16,467 >> Tommy: R-ROBERTA? 2598 01:15:16,467 --> 01:15:19,500 >> Von Bob: UM... 2599 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,667 I LOVE YOU, ROBERTA, WITH ALL MY 2600 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:22,067 HEART. 2601 01:15:22,067 --> 01:15:23,367 >> Mark: WHAT THE HELL DOES HE 2602 01:15:23,367 --> 01:15:25,300 THINK HE'S DOING? 2603 01:15:29,100 --> 01:15:31,800 >> Von Bob: ROBERTA HUCKLESTON, 2604 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,233 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 2605 01:15:34,233 --> 01:15:36,133 >> Stacy's Mom: YES. 2606 01:15:36,133 --> 01:15:38,767 YES, OF COURSE, I'LL MARRY YOU! 2607 01:15:38,767 --> 01:15:40,700 >> All: WHAT?! 2608 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,433 >> Tommy: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2609 01:15:46,433 --> 01:15:48,067 I MEAN...CONGRATULATIONS. 2610 01:15:48,067 --> 01:15:49,667 >> Mark: YEAH, MAZEL TOV. 2611 01:15:49,667 --> 01:15:51,100 >> Roland: MM-HMM. 2612 01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:54,400 >> Von Bob: [ CHUCKLES ] 2613 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,300 >> DAMN GRINGOS -- ALWAYS CRYING 2614 01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,367 ABOUT SOMETHING. 2615 01:15:57,367 --> 01:15:59,067 UH, MARIA, I'LL BE BACK IN A 2616 01:15:59,067 --> 01:16:01,433 SEC. 2617 01:16:01,433 --> 01:16:03,767 >> Stacy's Mom: [ LAUGHS ] 2618 01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:07,067 >> Von Bob: [ LAUGHS ] 2619 01:16:10,267 --> 01:16:13,167 >> Mark: [ SIGHS ] 2620 01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:15,967 >> Juan: HEY, GUYS. 2621 01:16:15,967 --> 01:16:16,867 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 2622 01:16:16,867 --> 01:16:18,367 >> Tommy: I GUESS THE BETTER MAN 2623 01:16:18,367 --> 01:16:18,733 WON. 2624 01:16:18,733 --> 01:16:20,067 >> Juan: I DON'T THINK HE'S 2625 01:16:20,067 --> 01:16:21,200 BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU. 2626 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:22,700 I JUST THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN 2627 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:24,467 A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR ALL OF US, 2628 01:16:24,467 --> 01:16:25,233 THAT'S ALL. 2629 01:16:25,233 --> 01:16:26,700 >> Roland: YEAH, I GUESS. 2630 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:28,367 >> Mark: STUPID MUSIC TEACHER 2631 01:16:28,367 --> 01:16:35,667 AND HIS STUPID MUSIC. 2632 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:37,300 >> Professor Wood: HELLO, BOYS. 2633 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,067 I'M GUESSING TONIGHT DIDN'T TURN 2634 01:16:39,067 --> 01:16:40,400 OUT THE WAY YOU MIGHT HAVE 2635 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,333 EXPECTED IT TO. 2636 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,967 >> Tommy: HARRY, WHY DOES THIS 2637 01:16:42,967 --> 01:16:43,833 SUCK SO MUCH? 2638 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,467 >> Professor Wood: LOVE HURTS, 2639 01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:47,300 MAN -- NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 2640 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:49,733 BUT TRUTHFULLY, YOU GUYS SHOULD 2641 01:16:49,733 --> 01:16:51,667 BE REALLY HAPPY FOR HER. 2642 01:16:51,667 --> 01:16:53,433 HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY. 2643 01:16:53,433 --> 01:16:55,233 >> Roland: GOOD FOR HER. 2644 01:16:55,233 --> 01:16:56,133 I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY. 2645 01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:57,500 >> Professor Wood: HEY, COME ON. 2646 01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:58,800 THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT FOREVER. 2647 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,067 >> Mark: FEELS LIKE IT WILL. 2648 01:17:00,067 --> 01:17:02,100 >> Professor Wood: WELL, I JUST 2649 01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:04,067 MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING THAT'LL 2650 01:17:04,067 --> 01:17:06,500 CHEER YOU BOYS UP. 2651 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:10,500 [ CHUCKLES ] 2652 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,767 I TRIED TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE. 2653 01:17:11,767 --> 01:17:12,900 >> Tommy: YEAH, MARK DOESN'T 2654 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:14,067 HAVE HER, ROLAND DOESN'T HAVE 2655 01:17:14,067 --> 01:17:14,967 HER, I DON'T HAVE HER. 2656 01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:16,200 >> Juan: HEY, WELL I DON'T HAVE 2657 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:16,767 HER, EITHER. 2658 01:17:16,767 --> 01:17:17,967 >> Tommy: SEE, NONE OF US HAVE 2659 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:18,267 HER. 2660 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,533 >> Professor Wood: WELL, THAT'S 2661 01:17:19,533 --> 01:17:20,433 NOT NECESSARILY TRUE. 2662 01:17:20,433 --> 01:17:22,100 >> Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 2663 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:24,100 >> Professor Wood: WELL, NOW YOU 2664 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:27,933 CAN HAVE HER ANYTIME YOU WANT. 2665 01:17:27,933 --> 01:17:28,833 >> Mark: OH! 2666 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:29,700 [ CHUCKLES ] 2667 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,933 >> Tommy: OH, MY GOD! 2668 01:17:31,933 --> 01:17:32,800 >> Roland: [ CHUCKLES ] 2669 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,733 >> Mark: YOU'VE GOT TO BE 2670 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:34,500 KIDDING ME. 2671 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,267 >> Tommy: OHH. 2672 01:17:35,267 --> 01:17:35,933 >> Juan: AH. 2673 01:17:35,933 --> 01:17:37,367 >> Tommy: OH, DUDE, WHY DID YOU 2674 01:17:37,367 --> 01:17:38,333 NOT TELL US SOONER? 2675 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,700 >> Professor Wood: I TRIED TO 2676 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:40,967 TELL YOU, BUT YOU WEREN'T 2677 01:17:40,967 --> 01:17:41,600 LISTENING! 2678 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,067 NOW, GUYS, YOU GOT TO DO ME A 2679 01:17:43,067 --> 01:17:44,567 FAVOR AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY 2680 01:17:44,567 --> 01:17:45,400 WHERE YOU GOT THESE, OKAY? 2681 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,167 >> Juan: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 2682 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,167 >> Mark: JUST LET ME SMELL THEM. 2683 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:48,100 >> Professor Wood: [ CHUCKLES ] 2684 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:48,400 ENJOY. 2685 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:48,900 >> Juan: OKAY. 2686 01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:49,867 >> Professor Wood: I'LL SEE YOU 2687 01:17:49,867 --> 01:17:50,400 BACK AT THE GYM. 2688 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,333 >> Mark: IT'S LIKE A BIG ROSE. 2689 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:51,967 >> Juan: ALL RIGHT. 2690 01:17:51,967 --> 01:17:57,633 >> Tommy: PROFESSOR WOOD! 2691 01:17:57,633 --> 01:17:58,533 THANKS. 2692 01:17:58,533 --> 01:18:01,167 YOU KNOW, IN THE WEIRDEST WAY, 2693 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:01,800 THANKS. 2694 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,300 >> Professor Wood: NOT A 2695 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:03,967 PROBLEM. 2696 01:18:03,967 --> 01:18:05,800 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 2697 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,600 BUT I WAS YOUR AGE ONCE, AND I 2698 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,467 REMEMBER HOW BAD IT FELT NOT TO 2699 01:18:09,467 --> 01:18:11,467 GET A BROAD YOU REALLY WANTED TO 2700 01:18:11,467 --> 01:18:12,067 GET. 2701 01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:14,100 BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH 2702 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:14,967 THIS, AND YOU KNOW HOW? 2703 01:18:14,967 --> 01:18:15,533 >> Juan: HOW? 2704 01:18:15,533 --> 01:18:16,067 >> Mark: HOW? 2705 01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:17,067 >> Professor Wood: WITH THE 2706 01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:20,933 HELP OF OLD ROGER AND LOUIE. 2707 01:18:20,933 --> 01:18:21,700 [ CHUCKLES ] 2708 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,800 I'LL BE SEEING YOU. 2709 01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:23,500 >> Tommy: YEAH. 2710 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,433 >> Mark: [ WHISPERING 2711 01:18:24,433 --> 01:18:25,100 INDISTINCTLY ] 2712 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:27,067 >> Roland: THANK YOU. 2713 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:32,633 >> Mark: OH, MAN, THAT WAS A 2714 01:18:32,633 --> 01:18:33,067 GOOD ONE. 2715 01:18:33,067 --> 01:18:33,667 >> Tommy: YEAH. 2716 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:34,500 >> Mark: [ WHISTLES ] 2717 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,133 >> Tommy: OOH! 2718 01:18:35,133 --> 01:18:36,133 >> Roland: GOOD ONE, JUAN. 2719 01:18:36,133 --> 01:18:36,700 PASS IT HERE. 2720 01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:37,400 >> Juan: THANKS. 2721 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:38,500 SO, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO THE 2722 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:39,067 WEDDING? 2723 01:18:39,067 --> 01:18:40,367 >> Mark: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS. 2724 01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:41,500 >> Tommy: YOU KNOW, I WAS 2725 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:42,667 KIND OF THINKING ABOUT IT. 2726 01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:43,933 STACY WANTS US TO COME, SO... 2727 01:18:43,933 --> 01:18:45,267 >> Roland: YEAH, THE RECEPTION 2728 01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:46,300 SHOULD BE KIND OF FUN. 2729 01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:47,467 THERE'LL BE CAKE AND SHIT. 2730 01:18:47,467 --> 01:18:48,667 MARK, YOU SHOULD GO. 2731 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:49,800 >> Mark: CAKE, HUH? 2732 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,467 >> Roland: SO, ANY OF YOU GUYS 2733 01:18:51,467 --> 01:18:52,867 GONNA TRY TO GET A DATE? 2734 01:18:52,867 --> 01:18:54,600 >> Tommy: UH, YOU KNOW, I WAS 2735 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,267 THINKING ABOUT ASKING STACY. 2736 01:18:56,267 --> 01:18:57,667 >> Mark: DUDE, MAN, YOU SHOULD. 2737 01:18:57,667 --> 01:18:59,067 I MEAN, SHE REALLY LIKES YOU. 2738 01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,367 LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER, YOU 2739 01:19:00,367 --> 01:19:02,333 SICK BASTARD. 2740 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:04,067 >> Tommy: YOU GUYS, UM... 2741 01:19:04,067 --> 01:19:05,500 YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE HER LIKE 2742 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,233 THAT, RIGHT? 2743 01:19:06,233 --> 01:19:07,133 >> Mark: WHO, STACY? 2744 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:08,267 NO, MAN, YOU CAN GO FOR IT. 2745 01:19:08,267 --> 01:19:09,300 >> Roland: YEAH, MAN, NO 2746 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:10,367 COMPETITION ON THIS END. 2747 01:19:10,367 --> 01:19:11,633 >> Juan: SO, YOU GUYS WANT ME TO 2748 01:19:11,633 --> 01:19:12,667 SEE IF MARIA HAS ANY CUTE 2749 01:19:12,667 --> 01:19:13,567 FRIENDS FOR YOU GUYS? 2750 01:19:13,567 --> 01:19:14,233 >> Mark: YEAH. 2751 01:19:14,233 --> 01:19:15,433 >> Roland: YEAH, MAN, CHECK IT 2752 01:19:15,433 --> 01:19:17,100 OUT. 2753 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:19,067 >> Tommy: IT'S GETTING KIND OF, 2754 01:19:19,067 --> 01:19:19,967 UH, DARK OUT. 2755 01:19:19,967 --> 01:19:21,300 GO BACK TO MY PLACE? 2756 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:22,067 >> Roland: HELL, YEAH. 2757 01:19:22,067 --> 01:19:22,900 >> Mark: YEAH, I'M DOWN. 2758 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:23,867 >> Tommy: OKAY. 2759 01:19:23,867 --> 01:19:25,333 HEY, JUAN, HOW ABOUT YOU? 2760 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,067 >> Juan: I'D LOVE TO, GUYS, BUT 2761 01:19:27,067 --> 01:19:28,700 I'M HAVING DINNER WITH MARIA AND 2762 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,633 HER FAMILY. 2763 01:19:29,633 --> 01:19:30,767 >> Mark: AGAIN? 2764 01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:31,933 >> Tommy: DUDE, OKAY, THERE'S 2765 01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,200 BEEN A LOT OF TALK, AND WE THINK 2766 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,467 YOU'RE SPENDING A LITTLE BIT TOO 2767 01:19:34,467 --> 01:19:35,433 MUCH TIME WITH THAT CHICK. 2768 01:19:35,433 --> 01:19:36,067 >> Juan: YEAH? 2769 01:19:36,067 --> 01:19:37,200 >> Roland: YEAH, MAN, IT'S BEEN 2770 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:37,867 LIKE TWO WEEKS. 2771 01:19:37,867 --> 01:19:38,867 THIS IS LIKE MY THIRD TIME 2772 01:19:38,867 --> 01:19:39,533 SEEING YOUR ASS? 2773 01:19:39,533 --> 01:19:41,667 MAN, BROS BEFORE HOES. 2774 01:19:41,667 --> 01:19:43,600 BROS BEFORE HOES. 2775 01:20:00,567 --> 01:20:02,067 [ INTRO TO THE COOL BLOUDINI'S 2776 01:20:02,067 --> 01:20:04,000 "CONNECTION" PLAYS ] 2777 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,567 >> * I MET HER ONE DAY WHEN WE 2778 01:20:17,567 --> 01:20:22,900 CAUGHT EACH OTHER'S EYE * 2779 01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:25,333 * SHE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED 2780 01:20:25,333 --> 01:20:29,467 AT ME, COMPLETELY MYSTIFIED * 2781 01:20:29,467 --> 01:20:31,100 >> * SHE SAID 2782 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,400 >> * DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM 2783 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,367 SOMEWHERE? * 2784 01:20:34,367 --> 01:20:37,500 * MAYBE THE 20th CENTURY? 2785 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,933 * IT SOUNDED CRAZY 2786 01:20:38,933 --> 01:20:41,667 WHEN SHE SAID IT * 2787 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:45,633 * I CAN'T SEEM TO FORGET IT 2788 01:20:45,633 --> 01:20:47,333 * SHE PUSHED A BUTTON 2789 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:53,033 DEEP INSIDE OF ME * 2790 01:20:53,033 --> 01:20:54,733 * HERE SHE COMES 2791 01:20:54,733 --> 01:20:58,433 * MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION 2792 01:20:58,433 --> 01:20:59,567 * I THINK WE'RE GONNA 2793 01:20:59,567 --> 01:21:01,700 MAKE A CONNECTION * 2794 01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,600 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2795 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,633 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2796 01:21:05,633 --> 01:21:08,067 >> * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2797 01:21:08,067 --> 01:21:09,600 >> * NOW I'M TAKIN' 2798 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,067 THE LONG WAY * 2799 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,633 * I WANNA RUN INTO HER AGAIN 2800 01:21:15,633 --> 01:21:18,767 * I WANNA GET ON HER "A" LIST 2801 01:21:18,767 --> 01:21:20,700 * TAKE THE VELVET ROPE DOWN 2802 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,800 AND LET ME IN * 2803 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:23,833 * BUT SHE'S GOT 2804 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:26,567 EMOTIONAL BOUNCERS * 2805 01:21:26,567 --> 01:21:28,300 * A BIG GOON STANDIN' 2806 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,367 AT THE DOOR TO HER HEART * 2807 01:21:30,367 --> 01:21:32,367 * I'LL TAKE HIM OUT 2808 01:21:32,367 --> 01:21:34,067 RIGHT AT THE KNEES * 2809 01:21:34,067 --> 01:21:37,600 * AND HAUL HIM AWAY IN A CART 2810 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,967 * I'LL BE PATIENT, SAY PLEASE, 2811 01:21:39,967 --> 01:21:41,367 DOWN ON MY KNEES * 2812 01:21:41,367 --> 01:21:42,700 * WHEN SHE LETS ME 2813 01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:45,400 INTO HER HEART * 2814 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,100 * HERE SHE COMES 2815 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:50,767 * MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION 2816 01:21:50,767 --> 01:21:51,900 * I THINK WE'RE GONNA 2817 01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:54,067 MAKE A CONNECTION * 2818 01:21:54,067 --> 01:21:55,933 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2819 01:21:55,933 --> 01:21:57,967 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2820 01:21:57,967 --> 01:22:01,067 >> * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2821 01:22:01,067 --> 01:22:03,600 >> * I KNOW THE DAY WILL COME 2822 01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,500 WHEN WE'LL LOOK BACK * 2823 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:08,700 * AND LAUGH AT ALL THE GAMES WE 2824 01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:11,067 PLAYED AND LOVE WE MADE * 2825 01:22:11,067 --> 01:22:13,067 * TILL WE BROKE THROUGH 2826 01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:13,400 AT LAST * 2827 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:18,100 >> * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2828 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:22,967 * SHE SAID 2829 01:22:22,967 --> 01:22:24,933 >> * HERE SHE COMES 2830 01:22:24,933 --> 01:22:28,467 * MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION 2831 01:22:28,467 --> 01:22:29,600 * I THINK WE'RE GONNA 2832 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,667 MAKE A CONNECTION * 2833 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:33,500 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2834 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,367 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2835 01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:37,933 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2836 01:22:37,933 --> 01:22:39,867 * HERE SHE COMES 2837 01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:43,433 * MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION 2838 01:22:43,433 --> 01:22:44,633 * I THINK WE'RE GONNA 2839 01:22:44,633 --> 01:22:46,667 MAKE A CONNECTION * 2840 01:22:46,667 --> 01:22:48,667 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2841 01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:50,433 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2842 01:22:50,433 --> 01:22:53,833 * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME 2843 01:22:53,833 --> 01:22:55,767 [ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 2844 01:23:19,267 --> 01:23:20,233 >> * LET ME HELP YOU OUT 2845 01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:21,833 WITH THAT SUNTAN OIL * 2846 01:23:21,833 --> 01:23:23,233 * LOOKIN' SO HOT, GIRL 2847 01:23:23,233 --> 01:23:24,933 * GONNA MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL 2848 01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:25,933 * NEVER SEEN A GIRL 2849 01:23:25,933 --> 01:23:27,433 WHO LOOKED SO DAMN FINE * 2850 01:23:27,433 --> 01:23:28,733 * SHE CAN STOP, DROP, AND ROLL 2851 01:23:28,733 --> 01:23:30,900 ON A DIME * 2852 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:33,867 * I THINK ABOUT YOU 2853 01:23:33,867 --> 01:23:36,833 * EVERY DAY 2854 01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:39,267 * ONLY YOU COULD 2855 01:23:39,267 --> 01:23:41,067 * MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY 2856 01:23:41,067 --> 01:23:41,933 * YOU'VE GOT ME 2857 01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:45,233 >> * FIRED UP 2858 01:23:45,233 --> 01:23:46,067 >> * THE FLAMES ARE 2859 01:23:46,067 --> 01:23:47,367 BURNIN' HIGHER * 165736