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Janosik
The Highland Robber
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Part IX
The Draft
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Let me see it.
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What is this?
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- What?
- This.
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This? Wojtuś.
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I can see it's Wojtuś, you moron!
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Do you think I can't read?
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You studied in Vienna.
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Of course, I studied in Vienna.
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Why didn't I stay there?
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We're all better off with you here.
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Yes, but if I didn't keep an eye on you,
you'd make me a beggar.
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Speaking of... I have carefully prepared
a list for you.
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We'll draft only the sons
of the poorest.
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They are a risky and rebellious element.
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So for your lordship's own good...
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Wait, where's the initial list?
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What list?
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The village head told me...
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that the initial list included names
of the richest peasants.
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Well, what do you know?
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So this is what you meant!
I completely forgot.
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Let me explain.
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Yes, there was an initial list.
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The village heads listed peasants
with whom...
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they had scores to settle.
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Such injustice was unacceptable.
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Everyone would have blamed you.
Your repute was at risk.
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- Is that a threat?
- Me threaten your lordship? Never!
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I want to see the money...
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you took from the rich peasants...
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for deleting their sons from the list.
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Shall I call witnesses?
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I want to see the money here
on the table by tomorrow.
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Do you understand?
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Now give me the letter.
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I'll sign it.
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The sooner they are sent to the army,
the better.
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"By the order of his majesty...
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the emperor of Austria and
king of Hungary...
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we announce a conscription of peasants
fit for military service.
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Those listed below...
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are to be ready for departure.
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Józef of Hruby, Stefan Morduła...
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- He's my only son!
- Be quiet.
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Lord have mercy!
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Who will take care of me
and work in the field?
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Shut up, woman!
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I can't help you.
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The Count's orders are final.
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- If it was up to me...
- Where's Rubiś?
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Rubiś was on the list and now he's not.
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Skoblik Jan...
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Wincenty Pyrosz...
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Jan Maciejczyk...
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Paweł Kula...
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Who pays well saves their son.
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Jerzy Gazda...
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Wincenty Polok...
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Wojciech Roj...
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Stanisław Król-Misiaga...
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Give me the chunks from the bottom...
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Tell us the rest of the story.
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I'm telling you.
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They were at each other's throats.
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The farmer was smart and not afraid
of the devil...
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he was punching him hard in the face.
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Wait, who was punching whom?
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The devil or the farmer?
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So the devil says...
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"Let's bet...
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whoever brings a better horse
to the field tomorrow morning...
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gets all the oats".
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What happened next?
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The farmer had no choice but to agree.
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He went back home, all upset.
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His wife asked what the problem was.
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He told her everything.
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"We've got plenty of time"...
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said the woman and they went to sleep.
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The next morning, the devil comes
on a fine mount...
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a golden striped one.
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Across the field comes the farmer
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riding on his naked wife.
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Seeing him, the devil screamed...
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"Take the oats, I don't want them",
and ran away.
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True story.
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It's Maryna...
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Kuśmider!
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Wait for me here.
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Follow me to the vault.
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Come in, Maryna. Please sit here.
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Have a drink.
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Take a bite.
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Why are you so sad, Maryna?
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There's an army draft.
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They've always taken boys to the army.
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True.
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Who's going to work in the fields?
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Who'll help the old folks?
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Have you ever served
in the imperial army?
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- Who, me?
- Yes.
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Ah, me!
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Thank God, I was lucky I haven't.
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They don't take those like you.
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Why not?
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They wouldn't have enough food!
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Maryna!
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- What did you just say?!
- Who? Me?
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Have the peasants pay to the burgrave
to change the list.
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Go.
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I'll square up with him later.
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Why are you bothering me again?
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What do you want?
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Your lordship...
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we would like to kindly ask you...
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so that our sons...
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I bet you want me to release...
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your sons from military service.
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Yes, my lord. Our sons can't go.
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We need them in the fields...
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Alright, get out.
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- What?
- I said get out!
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I won't punish you for bribery...
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but get out unless you want to die!
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Guards! Take them away!
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Hold it! What about our money?
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All our money gone!
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- And?
- And nothing.
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- Did he take the money?
- He did.
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And he set the dogs on us.
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- What about the boys?
- To the army.
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We lost both our money and our boys.
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What are we going to do?
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He was always a thief...
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but to set dogs on poor people...
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We'll think of something.
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Janosik said he would be back
before noon.
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What else can he do?
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He's already given his money away.
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Poor Mrs. Skoblik prostrated herself
all night.
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She'll starve if they take her boy.
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Stop worrying, it's breaking my heart.
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I'll get the money back myself!
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Who cares about the money?
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They'll waste our boys' lives.
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So...
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I need to deliver ten men
from the village...
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to the imperial army.
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I don't care who they are.
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I got these from your poorer neighbours.
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So I deleted their sons from the list.
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What are we supposed to do then?
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I am an honest man who puts
things straight.
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Whoever pays more, gets their problem
solved properly.
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Understood?
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What about our money, my lord?
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What money?
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Oh, those thalers...
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They were confiscated by the Count.
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He considered them his and he took them.
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But we've already paid once.
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I told you what I want and you can
do whatever you like.
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We can chip in.
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Three thalers each.
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In that case, we'll add more money...
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to match what our neighbours paid.
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Alright, out of pure generosity,
I'll make the others go.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you. May God be with you.
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Move it, everybody out.
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I told you to leave.
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Why are you here?
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I came in for a visit.
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A visit, you say?
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Well...
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Fantastic, my dear bandit.
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I saved a space for you in the dungeon.
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Take him away!
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Guards!
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Stop yelling.
Everyone's out at the courtyard.
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The guards are defending peasants
from your dogs.
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Guards!
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It's just you and me, burgrave.
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Let's talk then.
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We have quite a lot to talk about.
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But we never seem to have enough time.
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Put the gun down.
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You might hurt yourself.
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I don't intend to kill you...
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and I'll spare you again this time.
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Aren't you ashamed to rip people off?
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They gave it to me.
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Let's go. Move it!
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Hurry up! Stop!
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On the floor!
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On the floor!
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He's good to go.
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Next!
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Undress!
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Move it!
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This one's no good, too young.
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- Go back home.
- Go back home.
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Next!
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Get going!
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What is this?
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The burgrave repaid his loan
with interest.
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Chieftain...
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Maryna was here.
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She said the burgrave chased them away
and kept the money.
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I saw them take men in the village.
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- We have to save them.
- There's no point.
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They'll send more soldiers and take
the men anyway.
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- And they'll burn the village.
- Kwiczoł is right.
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- We have to buy them out.
- Jesus Christ.
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They'll want loads of money.
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We'll give them money. But not ours.
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- Welcome! Please come in.
- Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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A toast to the lords!
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Cheers!
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To the bride and groom!
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Long may they live!
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Where are you going?
Take it to the table.
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To the young couple! Bottoms up!
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- Who's your master?
- The lord of Zbyszyce.
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Lord sword-bearer, is this your man?
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If he says he's mine, then he's mine.
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Would you gift him to the bride?
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Absolutely! She may have him!
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Thank you, my lord.
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What's your name?
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Jaśko.
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Bring some wine.
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You forgot to ask if I agreed.
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Jealous of a village servant?
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We've got our own menials.
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You can never have too many.
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Long live the bride and groom!
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Long live the bride and groom!
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Kiss her!
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What are you nosing around for?
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The bride told me to prepare wine.
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Hurry, you fool!
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The chieftain's been gone
for a long time.
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Let's go.
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Wake up.
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That's it.
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Jaśko!
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Take the lord to his chamber.
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Just watch my treasure chest.
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Don't worry, I'll take good care of it.
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Veto!
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You thief...
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Robber! Help!
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You bandit... Thief!
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There's no point shouting, my lady.
Everyone's asleep.
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Help! Help!
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Hurry!
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He's a robber, get him!
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It would be a pleasure to die at such
lovely hands.
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Chieftain, what happened to them?
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No idea. They must have seen a devil.
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You mean me?
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You don't look exactly like an angel.
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Chieftain!
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Chieftain!
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Chieftain!
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00:31:21,759 --> 00:31:22,959
Alright, I'm coming.
271
00:31:35,199 --> 00:31:36,199
You bandit!
272
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:01,199
Jesus Christ, so much food!
273
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,039
Take this, Pyzdra.
274
00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:21,639
To the bride and groom!
275
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:26,559
Come on, boys! Let's drink!
276
00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:32,759
You idiot.
277
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,319
It's poisoned.
278
00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:38,799
Let's get to work.
279
00:32:46,159 --> 00:32:47,199
Take him!
280
00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:49,319
Grab him!
281
00:32:50,879 --> 00:32:52,119
He's so heavy!
282
00:33:03,839 --> 00:33:05,999
Gąsior, let's put him here.
283
00:33:08,999 --> 00:33:10,359
Take it to the cart.
284
00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:13,839
Let's get going.
285
00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:20,399
Veto!
286
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:22,359
Veto!
287
00:34:22,919 --> 00:34:24,599
Tell your men not to shoot.
288
00:34:47,999 --> 00:34:49,199
Don't shoot!
289
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,799
What do you want from me?
What have I done to you?
290
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,279
Sit down, captain. Please stay calm.
291
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,639
Give me back those men.
292
00:35:46,319 --> 00:35:47,359
I can't.
293
00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:50,559
I'll be shot if I don't bring them.
294
00:35:52,399 --> 00:35:54,159
I can give you others instead.
295
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:56,599
How many have you got?
296
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,279
Ten. One for one.
297
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,319
One for one you say?
298
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,599
A peasant is a peasant. I don't care.
299
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:12,279
Since it's so important to you...
300
00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:16,359
we can work it out somehow.
301
00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:22,799
Release the conscripts!
302
00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:30,519
Move it! Faster!
303
00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:51,039
Give them the lackeys.
304
00:36:53,319 --> 00:36:56,239
Calm down boys.
305
00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:02,079
The soldiers will take you home.
306
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:05,279
Stand up slowly and go wait
by that pine.
307
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,239
Everything seems fine.
308
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,319
As long as nobody else knows.
309
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,439
We'd like that very much, too.
310
00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:27,759
Just make sure they stay gagged...
311
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,879
otherwise they are very noisy.
312
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,399
Good advice.
313
00:37:32,839 --> 00:37:34,359
I hate noise.
314
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,159
I hope we'll meet again.
315
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:15,519
I must say I feel sorry for those boys.
316
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:17,759
True.
317
00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:21,119
The women will be surprised we
exchanged their men.
318
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,959
You should be thankful they didn't take
you to the imperial army.
319
00:38:26,399 --> 00:38:28,999
I took myself... into the woods.
320
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:32,559
And the court lost a potential hero.
321
00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:34,279
You got that right.
322
00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,679
I could've become... a general.
323
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:42,919
Well, our job is done here.
324
00:38:44,399 --> 00:38:47,479
Take the peasants back and make
a fine dinner.
325
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,599
I'll take a lamb.
326
00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:53,159
I'll go and find a maiden's wreath...
327
00:38:53,439 --> 00:38:55,959
it's the midsummer night after all.
328
00:38:57,559 --> 00:38:59,359
I'll take the lamb and...
329
00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:01,399
A wreath...
330
00:39:34,959 --> 00:39:36,719
You look like old Mrs. Pacuła.
331
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:41,719
Is this how you say hello?
332
00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:45,439
And I'm bringing great news...
333
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:47,399
- What news?
- What do you mean?
334
00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:51,639
The boys are on their way back
to the village.
335
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,119
What do you see?
336
00:40:57,319 --> 00:41:00,119
Seems they're going to have a bath
in the river.
337
00:41:18,119 --> 00:41:21,359
- Never seen people bathe?
- Not him and her together.
338
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,839
Get down or I'll shoot you!
339
00:41:34,279 --> 00:41:35,439
Give me a second.
340
00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:38,839
I said get down.
341
00:41:55,839 --> 00:41:57,039
Where are you going?
342
00:41:57,119 --> 00:41:59,319
I thought I could have a bath, too.
343
00:41:59,479 --> 00:42:00,479
Sit down now.
344
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,359
We'll have a bath later, in two weeks.
345
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:04,479
Now play.
346
00:42:04,799 --> 00:42:05,799
But they can?
347
00:42:06,479 --> 00:42:08,439
He's the chieftain. Play now.
348
00:42:11,359 --> 00:42:13,999
Where the devil gives up,
a woman carries on.
349
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,679
Let me tell you about women.
350
00:42:20,439 --> 00:42:21,919
Adam lived in paradise...
351
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:25,359
but he missed company.
352
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,159
God saw his sorrow...
353
00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:31,919
and because he has a kind heart,
he thought...
354
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:36,319
he may do something to make Adam happy.
355
00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:42,439
So he invented a woman. Get it?
356
00:42:43,559 --> 00:42:46,759
One dark night, he came to Adam...
357
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,599
and took his rib out...
358
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:53,479
to make Eve.
359
00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:56,719
When all of a sudden...
360
00:42:57,439 --> 00:43:01,079
a huge hound burst out of the bushes...
361
00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:04,439
grabbed the rib and back into the woods.
362
00:43:05,279 --> 00:43:07,159
So God began chasing it.
363
00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:11,679
Eventually, at the paradise border...
364
00:43:12,639 --> 00:43:15,879
God grabbed the dog by the tail.
365
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,279
And broke it off.
366
00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:23,519
What was poor God to do?
367
00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:27,519
He made a woman out of a dog's tail!
368
00:43:28,999 --> 00:43:30,599
This is the story of women.
369
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:34,679
Wait, how was it?
370
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,319
First, there was God...
371
00:43:38,919 --> 00:43:40,879
then there was Adam...
372
00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:43,519
then a dog...
373
00:43:43,599 --> 00:43:45,439
and finally, there was a woman.
374
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,359
Women, can't live with them...
375
00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:53,279
...can't live...
376
00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:56,319
...without them.
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