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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what you're doing
immediately.
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Welcome to "the hackchelor."
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Man, that does not
roll off the tongue.
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I'm your host, Chris hackison.
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Tonight -- is there a hack
for true love?
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We'll find out.
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Ladies, it's time to meet
the hackchelor.
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What did he say?
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I thought this was
"the bachelor."
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♪♪
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Hello, ladies.
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I'm Ben.
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I wanted to give
each of you something
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that shows you who I am.
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Go ahead, open them.
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Thanks, Ben.
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But, Ben, what is it?
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They're bagel totes.
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They're made from old cd holders
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to keep your bagels
fresh on the go.
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What are cds?
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How do you open it?
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At first I thought the hack
was a little weird.
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But by the end
of our introduction,
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I was falling for him.
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Well, grab your bags 'cause
we're going on a group date.
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-Ooh!
-Whoo!
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Will Ben find true love?
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We'll see up next on
"the hackchelor."
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Oh!
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-Tonight...
-Pony up!
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Brooke: ...On "hack my life"...
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I'm gonna go hack to the future.
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Kevin: We've got all
the gift-wrapping hacks
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you could ever need.
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That's amazing attention
to detail.
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Brooke: Plus -- who needs
an expensive grill?
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We try a flame-less barbecue
hack you need to see to believe.
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Now, that's a nice sizzle!
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Brooke: And lazy cook Brooke
shows you how to stop
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letting your old wine
go to waste.
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There's no last call
for this girl.
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And the many surprising
uses of aspirin,
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the hard-working hacker
in your medicine cabinet.
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Kevin: Get back in the saddle!
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This is "hack my life."
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Hey, kev,
it's barbecue time!
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Uh, yes, it is!
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Where's the grill?
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Oh, I sold it!
Cha-ching.
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[ Chuckles ]
What do you mean?
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We're gonna cook
with the power of the sun!
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[ Sighs ]
What?
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Why do I even ask
anymore?
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This is hack or wack.
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Yeah, I know
what you're thinking --
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"it's a post-apocalyptic
barbecue."
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No.
That's not what's happening.
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No, actually, we're attempting
to cook these patties
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using nothing
but a parabolic mirror,
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the power of the sun,
and a chain link fence.
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We've got all the materials
we need.
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We're just gonna set up
some pillars with these buckets.
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And then the fence is going
to be our grilling surface,
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so we're gonna lay that
on top of the buckets.
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All right,
set it right on there.
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So, you're seeing
the grill form, right?
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Whoo-hoo!
But we need
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the heating element,
which is not charcoal or wood.
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It is a --
well, why would it be?
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No. Come on.
Parabolic mirror.
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Yeah, got to be safe,
by the way...
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Okay.
...'Cause they will
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melt retinas
in addition to flank steaks.
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Now, a parabolic mirror
is just a concave mirror.
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Its unique shape allows it
to harness energy,
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but also project it back.
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And you can easily
buy one online.
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Do you see
the fence lighting up?
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Oh, wow!
Less talk, more cooking, kev.
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All right, fair enough,
fair enough.
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So, our starting point is about
114 degrees fahrenheit.
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So we'll just let this sit
for a little bit and heat up.
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All right.
Holy smokes!
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That's a hot skillet!
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Whoa.
That is 455 degrees.
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Whoo!
Wow.
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I think we can actually throw
some meat on it.
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Oh, we -- yeah, that is perfect
grill temperature.
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Let's do it.
Ooh!
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Now, that's
a nice sizzle.
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Look -- it's getting
hot enough to cook.
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I mean, there's
no denying that.
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No, this is cooking this burger
in normal stovetop time.
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I feel like it needs
a flip, right?
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I needs a flip.
There we go.
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Oh!
Flippy, flip, flip.
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This is dangerously hot,
but it's really effective.
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How well done do you
like your meat?
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I like a burger medium-rare.
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All right, b.V.P., you're
so hungry I'll let you...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
...Do the honors.
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♪♪
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[ Sniffs ]
Smells like a burger.
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We just used the power
of the sun, a parabolic mirror,
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a chain link fence,
and some buckets to cook
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a slab of meat
on a skillet.
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We used no fuel.
The proof is in the pudding --
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or the Patty,
I guess, in this case.
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If that's remotely edible,
I say it's a hack.
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But, Brooke,
it's not up to me.
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It's not.
It's up to you.
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I mean, obviously, may not
your everyday set-up,
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but you nailed
this burger.
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This is definitely
a hack, kev.
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It's a hack.
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Whoo!
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Kevin: Sometimes
an item is so useful
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it ascends into the pantheon
of great hacking tools.
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Today we celebrate one
that truly has become
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a hack all-star --
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aspirin.
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Aspirin will cure
whatever ails you
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and all the headaches
that come with it.
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There's nothing more callous
than a callous,
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but you can break through
that hard exterior
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by making a paste
with aspirin and water
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and giving yourself
a well-earned foot rub.
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All-star.
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Keep your pit stains in check.
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Aspirin and water will
remove those stains,
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and you won't even
break a sweat.
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All-star.
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And keep your scalp flake-free
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by dropping an aspirin
into your shampoo bottle.
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A quick rinse will stop dandruff
in its tracks.
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All-star.
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To keep your flower arrangements
from wilting,
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add some aspirin
to the bouquet.
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All-star.
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Applying a crushed aspirin
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to a pimple helps clear
your skin in no time.
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All-star.
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And you can celebrate
your headache-free life
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by using your aspirin
bottles as maracas.
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All-star.
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Congratulations, aspirin.
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You've made our problems
much less painful.
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You truly are a hack
all-star.
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♪♪
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So, you've popped open
a third bottle of wine
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and pass out
after only two sips.
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Of course you've lost
the cork,
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and now you've got to kill
that bottle before it goes bad.
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Well, today I'm gonna
show you
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some hacks to get more action
out of that old bottle.
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There's no last call
for this girl.
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I'm going to hack together
a cocktail called kalimotxo,
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which is the ultimate easy,
lazy beverage
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when you need to finish
an old bottle of wine fast.
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50% red wine, 50% cola --
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it's really refreshing
for a hot day or a beach day.
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I love it.
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All right, I know a lot of you
are like, "let's call it a day,"
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but we've got another hack
for totally undrinkable wine,
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which requires
some next-level hacking.
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We can use it to make
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a delicious
chocolate wine cake, huh?
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All you need to get started
are some basic pantry staples.
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So, we'll do our wet
ingredients first.
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I'm going to mix olive oil
with vanilla extract.
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Here's another hack to
give it a fruity flavor --
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add some jelly.
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And then, of course,
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I'm just gonna throw
in the red wine, as well.
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That will do.
Our dry.
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So here's our wheat flour,
add our sugar, salt,
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and some cocoa powder,
and these guys together.
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You guys, there's no need to
waste perfectly good bad wine.
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Give these guys a nice stir.
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This is like a double whammy
for everyone with alcohol
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and
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this is a twofer.
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Okay, the oven is preheated
to 350 degrees,
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and I'm gonna pop bundt pan
with our chocolate wine cake
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in there
for about 40 to 50 minutes.
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Let's go!
Oh, my god!
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It's leftover-wine o'clock
somewhere.
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Let's -- wha --
flip this bad boy.
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Yeah.
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Now you can have
your drink and cake
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and drink and eat it, too.
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I'm drunk.
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Kevin: Up next a hack master
shows us how to present
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any present with amazing
gift wrapping hacks.
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I like to say I put the
"present" in "presentation."
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And we see if this
pony-riding hack
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is all
it's cracked up to be.
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪♪
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Who will Ben decide to share
his life hacks with forever,
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and whose life will be ruined?
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"The hackchelor" returns now.
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♪♪
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Ben: Today I'm taking the girls
on a surprise group date.
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That's me on a date
with three girls,
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because that's
a normal thing to do.
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I'm so glad you're all here
with me today.
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So I've brought you out
to one of my favorite places --
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the backyard.
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-Wow.
-Wow.
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Today I prepared
a romantic picnic breakfast.
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Sarah, I was wondering,
do you have a portable
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butane curling iron
with you?
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[ Laughs ]
Do I have one?
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Uh, of course.
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So prepared --
I love that about you.
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Winning.
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I'm gonna share with you
one of my favorite recipes --
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curling iron eggs.
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The heat from
the curling iron
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cooks the eggs
right in the bowl.
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I knew I should have
packed my hair curler.
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Bon appétit.
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Is that sanitary?
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I don't know
what her problem was.
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Maybe it wasn't sanitary.
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It's one of my best hacks.
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Amanda, I didn't know you felt
that way about hacks.
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Why are you
even here?
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How dare you?
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-Girls, don't fight!
-You don't know my struggles,
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and I thought I was
going on a different TV show.
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Oh, my god, Ben!
Are you okay?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Groans ]
Kev. Oh, my god.
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Ah, threw my back out.
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I was hanging out with
the niece this weekend.
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She pretends she's a jockey
and I'm a pony,
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and it's a -- it's --
I threw it out.
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It hurts so bad.
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Well, I think
I've got something
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that can get you
back in the saddle.
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Together:
This is hack delivery.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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In hack delivery, we test out
an existing product
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you can buy online
and decide if it's
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a sleeper or a keeper.
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Don't waste your money
on potentially bogus products.
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Let us do that for you.
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Oh, here she be --
the original pony up daddy.
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[ Horse neighs ]
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This is, apparently, a saddle
that an adult would wear
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to more evenly distribute
a child's weight
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and keep them
from falling off
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without tearing up their shirt
or hurting their back.
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I know it says "pony daddy,"
but it's 2018.
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I'm a pony mommy.
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Look at this --
like an airline safety brochure.
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And you're just bypassing
the 11 steps required.
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Hey, everyone.
This is Amara.
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Amara, everyone.
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Hi!
In just a few moments,
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Brooke is going to
basically go through
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the pony equivalent
of the Kentucky derby
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with Amara on her back.
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So we're gonna try
the pony up daddy,
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do a lap,
then we'll take it off
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and see which provides
the smoother riding experience.
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Throw you up here --
here we go.
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Three, two, saddle up.
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Boom.
[ Neighs ]
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I'm gonna
throw this on you.
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Yeah, will you guys
have some carrots
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and a bag of hay
for me after this?
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Yeah, we'll get you a little
feed bag or something.
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Perfect.
We'll put some chipotle in it.
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Great. Wonderful.
Okay.
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In three, two, pony up!
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Here we go, Amara.
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Okay.
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Whoa!
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And it's 5:00 somewhere
coming around the first bend.
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And it looks like
she's avoided the cone.
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Almost kicked over a robot,
and there we go.
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It's still 5:00 somewhere
coming around in the lead.
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[ Giggling ]
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Great job.
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Record time.
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But this time
we're gonna do it
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the old-fashioned way.
Okay.
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We'll see if this
is an improvement.
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All right --
off with my girder.
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Now, no natural grip,
so you got to figure
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that one out, Amara.
That's okay.
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Don't go for
the tufts of hair.
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And three...
Okay.
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...two, pony up!
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Okay.
Oh, that's okay.
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You're gonna use
my collar as the break.
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Amara's on, but she's shifting
all over the place.
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If only
there was a saddle.
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-It's not -- oh, oh!
-Whoa.
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-I got --
-you almost lost Amara.
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Okay.
Here we go-- whoa!
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All right, Amara,
time to saddle down.
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Off you go.
How was that ride?
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-Okay. All right.
-Oh!
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It says that
on the box.
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Yeah, it says
"more good."
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[ Laughs ]
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It seems like without
the saddle,
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the weight distribution
was all over the place.
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Oh, yeah, and my back definitely
felt better with it on.
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It seemed like without
the saddle you were getting
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choked by your own shirt.
Yes.
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And Amara almost fell off
without it.
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So all things considered,
Brooke,
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we keeping the pony up daddy,
or are we sending it back?
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I say keep it.
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It's Amara-approved.
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This whole parenting thing,
I think we'll do good at it
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one day.
[ Screams ]
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Not like you and --
not like you and me, but --
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right, right.
Or also...
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[ Screams ]
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Never.
...Maybe never.
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Kevin: Coming up --
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I learn gift-wrapping hacks
from a pro.
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It's hack master.
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You're amazing.
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Brooke: And stop
tossing and turning.
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We're trying out hacks
to fight insomnia.
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Ugh.
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♪♪
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I'm a little shaken up.
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But I'm okay.
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I want to show you all something
that can fix this.
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It's a hack.
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But I'm gonna have to take
my shirt off to show you.
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-Wow.
-Wow.
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Ooh.
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Ben: I always carry around with
me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide
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and dish soap.
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Mix them together, and it'll
remove the mud stain like this
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and a lot
of other stains like it.
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See?
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Okay, but wouldn't it just be
easier to use, like,
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a stain pre-treater
or something like that?
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You know, because...
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Claire: [ Scoffs ] Amanda,
what is your problem?
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Don't you even want
to win this thing?
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That's when I knew.
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Amanda, my time with you
has been amazing,
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but you've made me realize that
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I need to spend
the rest of my life
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with someone who loves hacks
as much as I do.
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I can't give you a Rose.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care about hacks.
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Goodbye, Amanda.
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All right.
Where's my limo?
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I thought this was
"the bachelor."
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[ Thunder crashes ]
There is nothing worse
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than rain
running your day.
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Oh, yes, there is --
rain ruining your outfit.
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No, seriously.
I rarely remember to bring
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an umbrella with me.
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Okay, well, in lieu
of proper rain gear,
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today we're gonna test
some hacks that could
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keep you dry
during a downpour.
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Okay, we're good.
We're done.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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This is hack vs. Hack.
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Today we're joined by
three brave shoppers
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who are going
to test out these hacks --
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aissa, Karen, and Raul.
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Now, they will be racing
through our farmers' market
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and doing their best
to dodge a downpour.
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And if you failed
to notice,
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they're all wearing gray
from head to toe
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so that way we can see
which water they missed,
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and that'll let us know
which hack is most effective.
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Now, these are all hacks
that you might have on you
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if you are out and about
running some errands
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when it's raining
and you don't have
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an umbrella in your car.
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Are you ready to see
your hacks?
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-Yes.
-Absolutely.
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Hack number one --
it's a floor mat.
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This can supposedly
shield you from the storm.
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Just go full
"handmaid's tale."
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Flop it over your head --
that's it.
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00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,030
Our second hack --
a child car seat.
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Just remove
the child first.
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00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,233
That's our only request.
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00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,426
Last but not least --
a gym back.
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Desperate times call
for desperate hacks, okay?
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No one likes
getting wet.
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Which hack do you want?
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I want the gym bag.
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00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,070
-The gym bag.
-Karen?
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00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,170
I'm gonna go with
the car seat.
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00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,430
Okay. I like this.
Raul?
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I think I'm gonna go
with the mat.
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-Here you go.
-Why, thank you, thank you.
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All right, friends,
here's how this
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farmers' market
relay is going down.
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You will all start
in the vehicle.
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You will then need
to sprint past
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our three water towers
to the fruit stand.
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While you're there, you want
to get two of each fruit,
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and then race back,
dodging the water again.
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Whoever is the driest,
will be the winner of this
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hack vs. Hack.
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00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,423
Okay, let's get
a little rain dance going.
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Please shower us!
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00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:14,126
Can we get the rai--
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[ thunder crashes ]
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00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,150
Okay, cool.
There we go.
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00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,203
Okay, great, great.
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00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,373
Hackers,
are you ready?
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00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,380
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,416
Let's hack, guys.
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00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,100
I like the effort.
Oh, wow.
433
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,153
Look at that car seat!
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Karen coming in
from out of nowhere.
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00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,150
She may just have to
choose speed to stay dry.
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Raul:
Oh, that water's cold!
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Raul is soaked.
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I don't think
he realizes
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he should pull the flap
the other way.
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Got to adjust.
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00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,416
And aissa --
she's now wearing the gym bag
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like a vest-backpack
combo,
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and it does seem
to be keeping her d--
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00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,480
okay, Raul is failing...
Yeah.
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...miserably right now.
446
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,000
Aah!
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00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,423
Raul's hot stepping
back.
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00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,030
Come right on
in here, sir.
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First to the finish.
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Aissa headed back with her bag,
tip-toeing.
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00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,283
Oh, Karen, this is it.
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00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:00,046
This could be
make or break, Karen.
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00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,053
And, wow, that is it.
It is done.
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00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,223
Let's kill the rain.
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00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,270
Would you guys mind giving us
a quick once-around
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so we can
assess the damage?
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00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:09,066
Yes, this is
a very wet runway.
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00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,250
Wow.
Okay.
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00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:12,273
Aissa, let's start with you.
You had the gym bag.
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00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,430
What happened
once you got there?
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I tried to protect my back,
but I guess that failed.
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00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:20,350
Your arms are pretty soaked,
and your lower back got nailed.
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00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:23,403
Raul, you had the mat
on sideways.
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00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,303
Were you not able
to rotate it
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at the risk of
exposing your shoulders?
466
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,253
Between fighting
for the fruit
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00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:31,273
and trying to keep the bag dry,
my mat gave out.
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00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,070
The mat was maybe not
the most effective hack.
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00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,180
It's anybody's game,
except for yours.
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00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:38,396
And, Karen, who knew
with that car seat?
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00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,373
I did not think that was
gonna work at all.
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00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400
You are
surprisingly dry.
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00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:45,103
When I saw this,
I figured I'd be able to
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balance on me so that
I could get the fruit
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and still stay dry
at the same time.
476
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,103
I think we have to run it down
and make it official here.
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00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,203
We'll make it official.
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00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:56,403
This hack vs. Hack goes to
the child seat.
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[ Bell dings, cheering ]
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00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:00,373
Congratulations,
Karen!
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00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,030
You won this
hack vs. Hack!
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00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:05,426
Friends, I'm here
with a certifiable hack master.
483
00:18:05,466 --> 00:18:07,426
Alton, you are,
in fact,
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00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:11,096
the world's most famous
gift-wrapping artist.
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That's right.
486
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,173
So, you know,
a lot of people say
487
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
it's the thought
that counts...
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Liars.
...But what I always say
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00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,250
is it's the gift wrap
that counts.
490
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,353
Yes!
It's the look.
491
00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:18,433
It's the presentation.
I like to say
492
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,116
I put the "present"
in "presentation."
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00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:24,100
Kevin:
This is hack masters.
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00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,323
How long have you been
wrapping gifts?
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Professionally, for, like,
about 10 years.
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00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,130
Okay.
So, help me out here.
497
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,116
How can I use old
wrapping paper,
498
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:33,080
"out-of-season"
wrapping paper?
499
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:35,126
So, all I have is this
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00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:38,046
kind of holiday-themed
antler paper.
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00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,303
So, what I'm gonna do is
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00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,053
I'm gonna use
the back of this paper.
503
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,433
So a lot of times the paper
will be white on the back.
504
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,346
This happens to be
a craft paper.
505
00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:47,453
What I have here is just
a bunch of celery.
506
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:49,023
Yeah, I was gonna ask you
about that,
507
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:50,280
but I figured
you were gonna get to it.
508
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:54,196
I'm just going to whack off
the excess there,
509
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,433
and then I'm using
an ink pad.
510
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:57,296
So, this is just what you use
for rubbing stamping, so --
511
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,023
sure. Oh, wait.
So, you're making
512
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,430
a celery stamp...
I am.
513
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:02,096
...for
the wrapping paper.
514
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,223
Who knew that mother nature
had a little Rose
515
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,420
inside the celery?
516
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,070
That's a fantastic hack
in and of itself.
517
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,300
You end up
with a gift wrap...
518
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,303
That's stunning!
519
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,103
...that looks like this.
520
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,003
[ Harp plays ]
521
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,083
Alton, I've got a nephew.
He's graduating very soon,
522
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:18,246
and I know what he wants,
and that's cold-hard cash.
523
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,403
Let me show you how
to make a gift wrap
524
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:22,073
out of dollar bills.
525
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,480
Okay, so we're turning this
into the gift wrap.
526
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:25,446
What we do is we turn them
upside-down
527
00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:27,203
and tape them together.
Okay.
528
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,083
How much money are we talking
about giving, here?
529
00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:31,096
You've already
exceeded my limit.
530
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,153
And, like, here I put
10 of them together.
531
00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:36,083
10 almost makes
a decent-size...
532
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,316
Yeah.
...Gift wrap.
533
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,250
Here's one I've done where
I've wrapped a box with it.
534
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,253
Oh, that's gorgeous.
535
00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:43,103
So this is $15 worth
of gift wrap --
536
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,353
could have nothing
inside of it.
537
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,403
This prohibits the
"great, what'd you get me?"
538
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:49,283
Rip, rip, rip. I don't even care
because this is the gift.
539
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,346
Savor the moment.
540
00:19:50,383 --> 00:19:52,073
The gift wrap
is
541
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,370
and then if you are giving
a gift card, here's what I did.
542
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,080
So, the gift card's
inside.
543
00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:57,096
These are the little
gift-card boxes
544
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,203
that you get wherever.
Yeah.
545
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:02,003
And then I take nine
dollar bills and made this bow.
546
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:05,003
You just fold it in half,
and then you just turn these
547
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:07,073
into these little loops
like this.
548
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,480
And then you just
stack these up.
549
00:20:09,016 --> 00:20:10,476
That's amazing attention
to detail.
550
00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:12,226
Thank you.
When your nephew gets it,
551
00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:14,126
he can go
and spend it on strippers
552
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,096
or whatever he wants
to spend it on.
553
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,233
You've met him.
[ Laughs ]
554
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,176
So, how do I wrap something
that's oddly shaped
555
00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:21,376
or that's
incredibly large?
556
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,996
Do I have to get
a refrigerator box?
557
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:27,053
You can wrap it to look
exactly like what it is.
558
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,373
"Wrap it to look
like it is"?
559
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,230
Yes.
560
00:20:31,383 --> 00:20:33,123
Please walk me
through this.
561
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,450
What I did with this is I looked
at the individual pieces.
562
00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:38,423
I just used boxes,
the gift-wrap tubes,
563
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,180
and I repurposed them
to cover each individual piece.
564
00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:43,276
The seat is just
the basic box.
565
00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:45,366
The tire -- see, it's just
cardboard on the back,
566
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,150
so it just
slides right in.
567
00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:49,333
You're amazing!
568
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,316
Of course you deserve
the title of hack master.
569
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,020
Thank you...
Thank you.
570
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,270
...for sharing these
wonderful hacks.
571
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,300
Would you show me
how to ride a bike, too?
572
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,323
Do you have
any hacks for that,
573
00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:59,330
because I really lack
a father figure.
574
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,066
Let's see.
575
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,370
Kevin: Coming up --
trouble falling asleep?
576
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,330
[Bleep]
577
00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:05,296
"Criminal intent: San Diego"?
578
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,023
Kevin:
We've got insomnia hacks
579
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,280
to help you rest easy.
580
00:21:08,316 --> 00:21:10,216
-[ Yawns ]
-So stick around.
581
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,120
Hi. I'm Brooke Van poppelen
from the future.
582
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:22,150
Back in your time,
I used to learn tons of hacks
583
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:25,283
I could do with pool noodles
and toilet brushes.
584
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:27,066
But none of them could save me
585
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,330
from all the cringeworthy
moments life can deal you.
586
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:33,116
Luckily, in the future
I've got emotional hacks
587
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:35,120
and a brand-new time machine.
588
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,430
To fix the past,
I'm gonna go hack to the future.
589
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,416
[ Tires squealing ]
590
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,283
When I look back on my life
and think of my greatest
591
00:21:47,316 --> 00:21:51,016
enemies, one tops
them all -- insomnia.
592
00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:54,230
I mean, just look at
this video from 2016.
593
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:58,346
Call sheet for tomorrow.
594
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,003
Ugh. 5:00 A.M.?
595
00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:03,053
[Bleep].
596
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:06,253
Oh, my god. I'm never gonna
be able to fall asleep.
597
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,123
Not tired.
598
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:11,130
"Criminal intent: San Diego"?
599
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,146
[Bleep]
600
00:22:12,183 --> 00:22:14,173
[ Cuckoo clock chiming ]
601
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,270
[ Sighs ]
602
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,400
Hurts to watch.
603
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:20,003
[ Telephone rings ]
604
00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:25,120
[Bleep]
605
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,230
Man:Brooke, you oversleptand missed the shoot.
606
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:28,316
-Oh, god.
-We're replacing you
607
00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:31,100
with Billy eichner.
-What?! No!
608
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,133
I've seen enough.
609
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,416
To prevent
my professional demise,
610
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:37,370
I think I'm gonna have
to go hack to the future.
611
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,300
[ Beeping ]
612
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:47,353
♪♪
613
00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:52,073
I left a box on the bed with
some hacks inside and a note.
614
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,320
Ugh. 5:00 A.M.?
615
00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:56,470
Oh, guess I'm going to bed now.
616
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,180
[ Sighs ]
617
00:22:59,216 --> 00:23:01,046
What?
618
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,203
Oh, come on.
What is this?
619
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:06,383
Oh, I bet it's
from the producers.
620
00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:07,996
[ Chuckles ]
621
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:10,353
"Brooke, I know you sometimes
have insomnia."
622
00:23:10,383 --> 00:23:12,433
Well, they know me pretty well.
[ Chuckles ]
623
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:14,266
"You can make
a lavender pillow spray
624
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,100
which helps promote restfulness.
625
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:20,233
Just add a few drops of lavender
oil into that spray bottle
626
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,176
and lightly spray your linens.
627
00:23:22,216 --> 00:23:25,326
The scent of lavender reduces
blood pressure and heart rate."
628
00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:27,016
I'm closer.
629
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,450
What else we got?
630
00:23:28,483 --> 00:23:30,403
"Move your pillows
to the foot of the bed.
631
00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:33,083
Changing your setting
will help you disassociate
632
00:23:33,116 --> 00:23:36,246
from the stress you experienced
where you were unable to sleep.
633
00:23:36,283 --> 00:23:37,353
[ Sighs ]
634
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,433
A weighted blanket can help
ground your body
635
00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:42,296
in a similar way
to deep-pressure touch.
636
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:46,423
It's proven to reduce levels
of the stress hormone cortisol."
637
00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:48,120
Ugh.
638
00:23:48,150 --> 00:23:54,300
♪♪
639
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:58,233
[ Birds chirping ]
640
00:23:58,266 --> 00:24:00,376
Oh, wow!
641
00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:02,326
Ah. Up and at 'em.
642
00:24:02,366 --> 00:24:03,476
All right, b.V.P.
643
00:24:04,016 --> 00:24:06,176
Let's go take over Hollywood.
644
00:24:06,216 --> 00:24:08,146
Take over Hollywood?
645
00:24:08,183 --> 00:24:11,173
That could change
the entire course of history.
646
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,300
I better get hack to the future.
647
00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:18,433
Well, I'm back, and, boy,
are things different.
648
00:24:18,466 --> 00:24:21,276
After using those hacks that
night that I got great sleep,
649
00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:23,116
I had a dream that I invented
650
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:25,270
the most realistic robotic dog.
651
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,230
They don't eat, poop, or bark.
652
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,146
I'm worth billions.
653
00:24:29,196 --> 00:24:33,746
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