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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what you're doing
immediately!
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Kevin: Tonight on "Dr. Hack"...
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Before he was america's
favorite physician,
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he was...
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Doogie hacker, m.D.
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Ah! My arm.
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It feels like it's on fire.
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What's the diagnosis,
doctor?
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Acute bee sting.
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We're running out of time.
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I'm calling it.
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Time of death, 4:27 P.M.
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Nurse, remove the body.
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Hang on.
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It's not game over
for this guy yet.
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Who let this child
into the E.R.?
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He's not just any child.
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He's our newest doctor,
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doogie hacker, m.D.
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I may look young,
Dr. Manning, but I assure you
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my approach to medicine
is very mature.
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Nurse, rub this onion
on the sting.
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Onion juice
contains quercitine,
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an antioxidant that can
reduce inflammation.
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My arm.
It feels alive again.
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Lucky guess.
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You're so handy
with that onion, doogie.
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Maybe you'd like to peel back
some of my layers?
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No, thanks.
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The only thing grosser
than onions are girls.
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Gross.
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Kevin: Doogie hacker, m.D.,
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still learning about
the birds and the bees.
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Brooke:
Tonight on "hack my life"...
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...we show you how to put air
into your party
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without wasting a single breath.
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Oh, no!
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-Plus...
-You're surrounded.
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Kevin: ...The cool new way
to pig out on a b.L.T.
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Mmm.
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Brooke:
A fuel-saving hack that big oil
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doesn't want you to know about.
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Everybody on this road
hates you.
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-Look at them.
[ Horns honking ]
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-And...
-Oh, man.
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Kevin: ...Find out which
hack can save you
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from the dreaded gum shoe.
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Do you want to do
some double Dutch?
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It's all
hack-ening right now...
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On "hack my life."
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The average American spends
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upwards of $1,500
a year at the pump.
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And when oil prices go up,
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it can cost so much
more than that.
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Yeah, meanwhile,
the oil industry
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is posting record profits
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at the expense
of the little guys.
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But today, we're gonna
test out some hacks
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that could put the power
back in your wallet.
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This is
gaming the system.
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Today, we're testing out
a hack designed
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to improve this gas guzzler's
fuel economy.
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Oh, it gets a very lackluster
24 miles to the gallon.
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So we're gonna
try to hack that.
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And once we've driven
around for an hour,
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and check in on our mpg
readout throughout the ride.
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If it reads better than 24,
well, then congrats,
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system,
you just got gamed.
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-Ooh, damn right.
-For my hack,
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I'll be building
an aerodynamic body kit
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out of cardboard.
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Kevin:
Yes, you heard that right,
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just regular old cardboard.
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The idea here
is to make the car
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more aerodynamic by covering
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up the bottom front grille
and the rear wheels.
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This should reduce drag
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and the amount of fuel used
while driving.
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Not to mention,
it makes my ride look sick.
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Glasses.
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Hello, New Jersey!
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Now, I'm gonna bring
her up to speed.
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And just watch this average
miles per gallon just soar up.
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It just dropped.
It's dropping.
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Well, I was accelerating
to get up to speed,
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but once I'm at speed,
that cardboard's gonna kick in.
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-Okay.
-We should be seeing that
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miles per gallon
start to rise.
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All right.
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We're at 21.9,
which is pretty good.
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Sir, I noticed you don't have
any cardboard on your vehicle.
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Man: Shut up.
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Just making friends.
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22.3.
The average was 24.
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So...
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22.6!
-Okay.
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Come on, high score.
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-24.
-Ha-ha!
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So average.
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Whoo!
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Doesn't get more medium
than that.
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All right, let's see
if we can push this bad boy
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up over 24 miles per gallon.
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Come on.
Let's go, cardboard.
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Well, kev, I don't know
if it's gonna get any better.
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This is not --
this is a total bust.
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[ Buzzer ]
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Well, you want to see
if my hack has any merit to it?
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-Please.
-Okay.
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For my hack,
I'm going to be hypermiling,
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which is a style of driving
where you use the brake
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and the gas pedal
as little as possible
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to maximize
your fuel efficiency.
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I am really just trying
not to work the gas
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or the brake
to any sort of exertion.
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You basically want to be
asleep at the wheel
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with your eyes open.
-Yep.
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Look at this.
-That's it.
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Oh, this person...
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Cut him off.
You can't hit the brake.
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-I'm going to.
-You can't hit the brake.
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Sorry, sir, hypermiling.
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I'm just gonna coast
right onto the highway, okay?
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Hold on to your hats!
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Speed limit here is 65.
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Is it? Oh, nice.
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But the optimal speed for
your car's miles per gallon --
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-is between 50 and 60.
-Between 50 and 60.
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All right, I'm gonna let
the needle drop a little bit.
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Get a little closer
to 50.
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Are you accelerating at all?
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-Barely.
-Okay.
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Look, you're at 23.5,
Brooke.
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-Oh, my god, I can get it.
-Crawling up there.
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[ Horns blaring ]
24 miles. Oh, my god.
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And one Van letting you know
with their horn.
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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They recognize that
you're saving gas.
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This is great.
-Oh.
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Everybody on this road
hates you. Look at them.
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The senior care car service
just blasted by you.
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Doot-doot.
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24 miles. Come on, baby.
We can break that.
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24.5!
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[ Gasps ]
Bitch, get out of here.
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That's what they're all yelling
as they're passing you.
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So I guess, by default,
my grandmother hypermiles?
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-Yes.
-No matter where she drives.
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Brooke, do you know what your
average mpg is right now?
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-28?
-Keep guessing.
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-29.
-Keep guessing.
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-Shut up.
-30.1 miles per gallon.
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I think I gamed
the system, my friend.
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♪♪
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Well done, bvp.
Hypermiling!
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Hypermiling,
gaming the system!
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We missed the exit
like 20 miles ago.
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Oh.
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♪♪
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-Check, check, 1, 2.
-Stand by. All right.
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We're ready, Kevin.
-Yep.
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Oh, New York.
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It's a beautiful concrete jungle
that makes dreams.
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But if you take one wrong step,
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you got a gummy nightmare.
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That's why I've got hidden
cameras all around me.
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I'm gonna see if random passerby
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will help me De-gum my sneakers.
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This is lend me a hack.
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Watch your step. Hi there.
You have any hacks for gum?
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Just do one of these?
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Here in New York,
we just scrape it on objects.
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You guys have anything
that can get gum off a shoe,
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other than rage?
-No.
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Do you guys have anything
that can get this off?
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-Totally.
[ "Charge" fanfare plays ]
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Are you kidding me?
That's so sweet of you, yeah.
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Is that gonna work?
Wait, did you read it already?
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Okay, I feel like
it's almost making it worse.
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Okay.
Yeah, here.
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I'll just --
I'll walk back.
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Do you want to do
some double Dutch?
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[ Buzzer ]
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Excuse me,
do you have anything
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that can get gum
off a shoe?
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No.
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Excuse me, miss?
I got a lot of gum on my shoe.
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Do you have anything
that can get this off?
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I have my gum.
Maybe it would unstick it?
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If I put
more gum on the gum?
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[ "Charge" fanfare plays ]
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You are very brave.
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Okay.
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Oh, look,
that's progress.
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Do you have 347 more pieces
of gum in your purse?
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I don't.
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Then I don't think
that's gonna work.
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[ Buzzer ]
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Oh, it's on my laces.
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It's on the laces.
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Excuse me, sorry.
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Do either of you have anything
that can get gum off shoes?
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Any gum -- look at that.
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Want to try an ice cube?
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-I want to try anything.
-All right.
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[ "Charge" fanfare plays ]
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-I've had gum in my hair before.
-And you used ice?
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Yeah.
So here, let's take this. Okay.
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-And so --
-and then just rub it on.
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Oh, no,
it's starting to rain.
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Oh, I can --
like, instantly I can feel it
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getting a little harder,
actually.
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Yeah, I can see it getting hard.
You know what, actually,
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I think I have
a dog poop bag.
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I do.
[ Laughs ]
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All right, here we go.
Let it get cold.
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Rub it a little bit.
There we go.
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All right!
-Ah, look at that!
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-That's good.
-Fished in one piece.
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[ Ding! ]
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-Thank you.
-Have a good one.
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-You, too.
-Okay, bye.
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Got the gum off my shoe.
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Who knew? Ice cubes.
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Freeze it, friends.
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Ha-ha!
It's seriously raining, though.
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I'm gonna get out of here.
[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Coming up...
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The lazy cook shows you how to
increase your bacon intake.
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Lot of pigs had
to die for this,
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but, mmm, worth it.
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Brooke: And we find out
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which of these balloon hacks
doesn't blow.
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When the hack...
-Oh, no!
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...pops back.
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Kevin: Fevers rise on
the next "doogie hacker, m.D."
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What are you doing here,
doogie hacker?
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Aren't you supposed
to be grounded?
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My mom says I'm allowed
to come to work.
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She said they need
a doctor here
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who can actually
treat patients.
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You're not even qualified
to treat a case of lice.
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Oh, really?
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Mayonnaise?
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Thanks,
but I really prefer mustard.
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♪♪
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The thick, oily consistency
of Mayo
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serves to suffocate
the lice eggs.
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Just cover your head
with a shower cap before bed,
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and by morning,
you'll be able to comb out
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all those nasty
little buggers.
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Damn it, Dr. Hacker,
I still don't like you.
255
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But I am starting
to respect you.
256
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Hey, that's great.
Then you won't mind
257
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that I'm taking your daughter
to spring formal.
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Ah!
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Will Dr. Manning
and doogie hacker
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ever see eye to eye?
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Find out on the next
"doogie hacker, m.D."
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♪♪
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Man, any bozo worth
his weight in face paint
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will tell you
blowing up balloons
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is no easy task,
266
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which is why today
we're testing out hacks
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that could help you normal folks
breathe a little bit easier.
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It's hack vs. Hack.
269
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Well, hello, everyone,
and welcome to the first annual
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"hack my life"
inflate race.
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Together: Whoo!
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Today,
Ari, Lynette, and Amy
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will be competing
to inflate as many balloons
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as they can without
using their wind pipes.
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If there were hacks
beneath this box
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that could help you
inflate balloons,
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save your precious lungs,
would you be interested?
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00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,423
-Oh, I would love it.
-Yeah.
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-Bring it on.
-All right, all right.
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And here are your hacks.
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-Whoo!
-Wow!
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Three
very different hacks.
283
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First up,
we got a bike pump.
284
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,003
Now, it can refill tires,
285
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,203
so it should also be able
to blow up balloons.
286
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:46,153
Our next hack is vinegar
and baking soda.
287
00:10:46,183 --> 00:10:47,453
Now, when these
substances mix,
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you release carbon dioxide.
289
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:51,230
If you can trap
that using a bottle,
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you can
blow up a balloon.
291
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:56,366
Last, but certainly not least,
the old leaf blower.
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00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,450
Getting a balloon around
the nozzle may be tricky,
293
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,323
but it probably has enough power
to get the job done.
294
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,050
Ari,
I'll start with you.
295
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,483
I'm gonna take
the science route.
296
00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:06,426
-You're going science?
-Baking soda and vinegar.
297
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,466
Lynette?
I think I'm gonna go with the bike pump.
298
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,070
Well, Amy, that means you're
left with the leaf blower,
299
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,420
but I saw you celebrating.
-Yeah, yeah.
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00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:15,380
I'm, like, ready to blow up
some balloons, man.
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Fighting words.
Let's get this party started.
302
00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,223
Ladies, we'll have
two minutes on the clock.
303
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,130
Whoever can fully
inflate and tie off
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00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,166
the most balloons
will be declared the winner.
305
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,250
Ready?
306
00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:29,053
Set...
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Blow!
308
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,400
Okay, the bike pump is down.
We got a funnel,
309
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trying to fill multiple balloons
with baking soda.
310
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,426
If you want to mule cocaine
across the border,
311
00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:40,466
this technique works,
as well.
312
00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:42,246
Oh, oh!
313
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The leaf blower immediately
inflating the first balloon.
314
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I'm gonna call that good.
315
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,430
Lynette's getting
some pumps in there.
316
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:49,076
Man,
that is a lot of time
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00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,276
and a lot of effort
for a little inflation.
318
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I can hear the air escaping.
319
00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:55,453
We've got some vinegar
going into a bottle here.
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And she is shaking it violently.
-It's gonna work.
321
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,303
-There it is!
-There we go. There we go!
322
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:04,303
That might be her first balloon,
and it is.
323
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,453
Amy is on her second balloon
right now.
324
00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:09,373
Lynette's
got two on the table.
325
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,480
Oh.
326
00:12:11,016 --> 00:12:13,026
Oh,
we got a burst balloon.
327
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,026
60 seconds in.
We got 1 minute remaining.
328
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,466
Baking soda's got
three balloons.
329
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,120
Okay, that's four
for the bike pump.
330
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:23,250
And the leaf blower
is in the lead with five.
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10 seconds.
332
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,070
Oh, no!
-Aah!
333
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,470
What just happened?
334
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,430
Aah!
335
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:35,366
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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That is it.
Hands up.
337
00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:39,100
That's it.
338
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,483
That's the visual
I wanted.
339
00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:42,076
Interesting competition.
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00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:43,246
Ari,
we'll start with you.
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♪♪
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Um...
[ Music winds down ]
343
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,120
I mean,
you're looking at me
344
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,450
as if you expect me to count
this as a complete balloon,
345
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:53,123
but you don't really, do you?
-It's beautiful.
346
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,150
Yeah. I'm sorry,
I'm gonna have to --
347
00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:55,483
I'm gonna have to
toss that one aside.
348
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:59,246
So three balloons for Ari.
But congrats.
349
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Lynette.
-Hi.
350
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,420
I'm counting
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
351
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I thought I had six.
352
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,230
I mean, there are
six items on the table,
353
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:09,116
but should I start counting
these, as well, Lynette?
354
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:10,470
-You laugh.
-Five balloons.
355
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,350
-I'll take that.
-Yeah, very solid.
356
00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:15,283
Very solid.
Amy, how did you do?
357
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,416
I mean, I feel like
I did all right.
358
00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,230
I mean,
very full balloons.
359
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,376
Very aggressive
with that leaf blower.
360
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,266
I mean,
it's just a powerhouse.
361
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,480
Okay, so the final
tally for Amy --
362
00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:28,096
I see 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8 balloons.
363
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,333
The winner is clear.
364
00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:31,016
Congrats to Amy
and her leaf blower.
365
00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:33,130
They have won
this hack vs. Hack!
366
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,216
[Bleep] Yeah!
367
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,150
Thank you.
368
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,403
[ Bell dings ]
369
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,053
Thank you all
for participating.
370
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,153
That was a lot of fun.
-Great to be here.
371
00:13:41,183 --> 00:13:42,433
And look, friends,
there is a clear winner.
372
00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:44,216
If you have a bunch
of balloons to inflate
373
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:47,000
and you want to scare some pets
or your own children,
374
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,383
grab a leaf blower
and feel the power.
375
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,476
Coming up...
376
00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:53,326
A baconless bite
is unacceptable.
377
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,146
Kevin: ...Brooke shows you how
to put the "b" back in b.L.T.
378
00:13:56,183 --> 00:14:00,023
Brooke: Plus hacks to break up
like a pro.
379
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,070
Kevin:
When the hack bounces back.
380
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:12,200
Kevin: It's a family affair
on "doogie hacker, m.D."
381
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,473
Patient complained
of trouble inhaling,
382
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,420
and examination revealed
the nasal cavity
383
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,400
to be completely
clogged with snot.
384
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:20,133
This is the gnarliest case
of stuffy nose
385
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,266
I've ever seen in
all my years of medicine.
386
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,170
How many years
can that be?
387
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,300
Can't breathe.
388
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,083
Have you tried giving him a
decongestant like grated ginger?
389
00:14:29,116 --> 00:14:31,276
Of course. I'm a doctor,
damn it, not some candy striper.
390
00:14:31,316 --> 00:14:33,026
It didn't make a dent.
391
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:35,066
Now, if you don't have
any other suggestions,
392
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:38,370
I'm calling in a doctor
that can grow facial hair.
393
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:43,120
Well, there is one thing,
but I'm warning you, it's crazy.
394
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,230
I found this back massager
under my mom's bed.
395
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:48,226
If I place it on the cheek bone,
it should vibrate the sinuses,
396
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:51,046
shaking everything loose.
397
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:54,133
[ Buzzing ]
398
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:01,266
[ Inhales ]
399
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,320
I can smell again!
400
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,130
Thanks, doogie hacker.
401
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,076
You should be
thanking me.
402
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:09,296
-Mom!
-I told you a million times
403
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,333
to stay away from
mommy's personal stuff.
404
00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:16,246
-Busted.
-Oh, well, hello, doctor.
405
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,283
♪♪
406
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:37,166
The best part about a b.L.T.,
the bacon, of course.
407
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,420
Hey, where's the --
408
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,430
"lettuce" be clear.
409
00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:44,216
A baconless bite
is unacceptable.
410
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,480
So today, I'm gonna show you
how to hack your b.L.T.
411
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:51,476
So every bite has delicious,
dreamy, pig meat in it.
412
00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:53,116
All you need to get started
413
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,330
is three pieces of bacon,
cut in half.
414
00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:57,246
You want to take
three of these guys,
415
00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:58,353
lay them down vertically.
416
00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:01,173
We are gonna take
the two outside strips,
417
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,420
fold them down like so,
418
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:06,480
and then lay another piece
of bacon across horizontally,
419
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:10,316
and then bring those guys up
and take the middle strip.
420
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,430
And then just continue
weaving the bacon
421
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:15,376
as if you were making
a lattice pie crust.
422
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,046
And we've got a bacon weave.
423
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,373
All right.
424
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,130
Now I'm just gonna
pop this bad boy
425
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,426
into the oven at 350
426
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:24,316
for about 20 to 25 minutes.
427
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,320
Now, it's up to you
what you do while you wait,
428
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:28,050
but I like to stand here
429
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,283
like a weird bacon stalker
430
00:16:29,316 --> 00:16:33,196
and just [inhales] inhale.
431
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:37,023
And boom #ilovebacon.
432
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,270
Oh, look at this.
433
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,420
Now that we've got
our finished bacon weave,
434
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,250
this is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
435
00:16:43,283 --> 00:16:45,453
Now I'm gonna slap
these guys together.
436
00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:48,133
[ Sighs ]
Hello, gorgeous.
437
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,276
Mmm.
438
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:51,326
Don't go "bacon" my heart, okay?
439
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:54,246
[ Laughter ]
440
00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:56,133
So much bacon.
441
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,346
Mmm.
442
00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:59,433
I'm in a good place.
443
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:02,046
Can you leave?
444
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,283
No, seriously,
turn the camera off.
445
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:07,046
It's about to get weird.
446
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:12,403
Kevin:
Sunglasses, shader of eyeballs.
447
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,203
Blocker of uv rays.
448
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,073
But did you know
these tinted specs
449
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,320
are also a hack from history?
450
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,470
Alaska, 2,000 years ago.
451
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,350
Inuits seek a way
to keep the glare
452
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:26,103
of sunlight on snow
from blinding them.
453
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,083
Toklo, up ahead!
Look out!
454
00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:30,466
[ Screams ]
[ Munches ]
455
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,050
Kevin: So they start carving
456
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,103
walrus tusks into
light-blocking goggles,
457
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,103
and protective eyewear is born.
458
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,123
But sunglasses
don't become see-through
459
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,450
until 12th-century China.
460
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:42,373
Wanting to appear
impartial in court,
461
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,100
judges cover their eyes with
shades made of smokey quartz.
462
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,033
I find these glasses guilty
of making me look cool.
463
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:53,176
Flash forward
to england 1752,
464
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:56,026
optician James ascough
sees a stained-glass window
465
00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:57,326
and gets a bright idea.
466
00:17:57,366 --> 00:18:00,026
He starts adding a blue tint
to the lenses he makes,
467
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:02,046
and sunglasses made
of actual glass quickly
468
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,423
become a symbol of status.
469
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,070
I'm rich enough to stare
directly at the sun.
470
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,480
Kevin: But shady spectacles
don't catch on
471
00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,146
with the general public
until 1920s Hollywood.
472
00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,483
Actors wear sunglasses
on set to protect their eyes
473
00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:15,076
from the bright lights.
474
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,246
While the really famous stars
475
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:19,183
sport them off-set
to avoid being recognized,
476
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:20,416
only it doesn't work.
477
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,270
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
478
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,430
Demand for sunglasses explodes,
479
00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:26,416
and soon everyone
is wearing cheap knock-offs
480
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,330
of their favorite star's shades.
481
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:30,316
So here's to you, sunglasses.
482
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,020
You remain a cool accessory
483
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,180
that's acceptable
to wear everywhere
484
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,326
except indoors.
485
00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:39,216
What a great hack from history.
486
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,270
Stick around, love bugs.
487
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,470
Up next, we show you
how to lose a guy
488
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,020
in way less than 10 days.
489
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,100
When the hack comes back.
490
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,273
Kevin:
Close your laptop and throw your smartphone down a well.
491
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:01,120
Brooke:
We're bringing the Internet's craziest hackers to your TV.
492
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:04,380
It's worldwide hacks.
493
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,376
Normally,
our research team scours the web
494
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,176
to find
the best hacks out there,
495
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,376
but this week's hack was
496
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,196
actually sent to me
by my pen pal.
497
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,483
I didn't know you had
a pen pal, kev.
498
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:14,146
There's a lot you
don't know about me.
499
00:19:14,183 --> 00:19:16,083
But you do know
my pen pal very well.
500
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:18,166
Joining us now, co-creator
and mentor of
501
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,200
Brooke "the lazy cook"
Van poppelen,
502
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,153
it's her mom,
Kathleen Van poppelen.
503
00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:24,373
-Hi, mom.
-Hi. How you doing?
504
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,180
Kathleen,
your daughter is a joy.
505
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,396
Why is she still single?
506
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,323
Well, you'll have
to ask her.
507
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,450
-Mom, little support here.
-I'm curious --
508
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:34,233
Brooke as a teenager,
was she a complete angel?
509
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:36,366
No, not at all.
510
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,070
Stop it.
511
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,300
She always had
different one-liners
512
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,083
that now I think are hilarious.
513
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,296
But back then, I didn't
think were funny at all.
514
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,483
-What would she say?
-One time,
515
00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:47,266
her dad was
telling her something,
516
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,450
and she wasn't paying attention.
517
00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:50,203
And he yelled at her,
and she said,
518
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:54,353
"oh, yeah, I guess I should tune
into the mad dad station."
519
00:19:54,383 --> 00:19:56,403
[ Laughs ]
520
00:19:56,433 --> 00:20:00,003
Oh, sick burn, dad.
521
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,033
So,
you have devised a hack
522
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:04,446
that can make meatloaf
completely mess-free?
523
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:08,123
Absolutely.
I call it my no-mess meatloaf.
524
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:11,130
You actually
took grandma's meatloaf,
525
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,326
and you hacked it.
526
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:13,446
That's right.
527
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:16,033
Is meatloaf a particularly
messy meal to make?
528
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,276
It's terribly messy.
529
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,026
You're squishing it through
your fingers all the time.
530
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,176
It's awful.
531
00:20:21,216 --> 00:20:24,276
But with my ingredients
in a bag,
532
00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,316
that doesn't happen.
-Hey.
533
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:30,020
All you do is just squish
everything from the outside --
534
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,270
clean hands.
535
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,020
Keep squishing it
till you know
536
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,200
you got everything mixed
537
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:38,033
everywhere that you want it.
Clean hands.
538
00:20:38,066 --> 00:20:41,046
No disgusting things
going through your fingers.
539
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:43,153
And that's how
I hacked meatloaf.
540
00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:44,303
Yeah.
541
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,103
Well, it looks like
an amazing hack.
542
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,203
And I got to tell you, we have
some of the recipe right here.
543
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:50,333
-Ooh.
-And it smells amazing, too.
544
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,416
Don't mind if I do.
545
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:55,030
All right, mom,
we're gonna dig in.
546
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,426
Yeah.
547
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,216
Yeah.
-I love it.
548
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,170
Yes, a thousand times yes.
549
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,320
Are we about done here?
I got to go make dinner.
550
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,470
Okay, well, thanks
for the hack, Kathleen.
551
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,380
And thanks for your daughter.
-Just keep hacking away.
552
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,346
Yes,
I like that attitude.
553
00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:10,303
-Okay, bye-bye.
-Bye, mama.
554
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,333
♪♪
555
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,426
-Ahh.
[ Toilet flushes ]
556
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,320
Kevin: Sometimes ordinary people
do extraordinary things
557
00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:34,200
all in the name of hacking.
558
00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:35,373
People like Betsy.
559
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,130
When she met her
boyfriend Sam,
560
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,466
she thought he might be
Mr. Right.
561
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,170
Then he gave her a vacuum
cleaner for her birthday,
562
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,350
and she realized it wasn't
just the gift that sucked.
563
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:49,373
Now it's time for Betsy to
break it off with Sam for good
564
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,000
because she is a hack hero.
565
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,203
Because Betsy is
a next-level hacker,
566
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,033
she's employing mind hacks
to dump her chump.
567
00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:01,266
Nobody wants to get bad news
over the weekend,
568
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:04,180
which is why Betsy picks
Wednesday as the dump date.
569
00:22:04,216 --> 00:22:06,016
This way her soon-to-be ex
570
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:08,120
will get two full work days
to recover.
571
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:12,180
Way to break up like a boss.
572
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,346
Next up, looking gross.
573
00:22:14,383 --> 00:22:17,423
Loosing a beauty like Betsy
would crush any man,
574
00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:20,020
so she throws her hair
into a ponytail
575
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:24,000
and trades in those cool jeans
for some baggy sweat pants.
576
00:22:24,033 --> 00:22:27,253
No one would mind seeing
this walk out the door.
577
00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:30,153
Item number three,
don't be horny.
578
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,253
Betsy knows that break-up sex
can lead to UN-breaking up.
579
00:22:33,283 --> 00:22:36,353
That's why she's munching
on black licorice,
580
00:22:36,383 --> 00:22:38,303
which contains phytoestrogen,
581
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:41,253
a compound that
decreases libido.
582
00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:43,003
[ Doorbell rings ]
-Sounds like Sam's here.
583
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,373
Betsy knows she'll need
a plan of attack
584
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,180
before breaking
the bad news.
585
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:49,146
Good thing she's got
a secret weapon --
586
00:22:49,183 --> 00:22:51,353
the crib notes
she's stuck to her blinds.
587
00:22:51,383 --> 00:22:54,433
Now Betsy can recall
every lame gift and broken date
588
00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:56,476
with seemingly
photographic memory.
589
00:22:57,016 --> 00:22:59,416
Talk about throwing shade.
590
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,030
Uh-oh, Sam's going in
for a kiss.
591
00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:03,476
But Betsy fends him off
592
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,216
with a whiff
of black licorice breath.
593
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:10,320
Looks like this relationship
is about to go long distance.
594
00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:12,170
Time to go in for the kill.
595
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,400
To avoid things getting messy,
596
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,453
Betsy wants to make sure
this breakup appears mutual.
597
00:23:16,483 --> 00:23:19,023
So she asks Sam yes
or no questions
598
00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,180
that force him to respond "yes."
599
00:23:21,216 --> 00:23:23,376
Kevin: Don't you agree
that we have problems?
600
00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:24,466
Kevin: Sure.
601
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,080
And wouldn't you prefer
to be happy instead?
602
00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:28,166
Yeah.
603
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,170
So don't you think
that we should break up?
604
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,130
Yes.
605
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,226
[ Twinkle! ]
606
00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:35,266
[ Crying ]
607
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,470
Uh-oh, an unexpected
counterattack.
608
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,300
Sam's pulled the ultimate
emotional trump card
609
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,233
and turned on the waterworks,
610
00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:45,026
but Betsy refuses
to be outmaneuvered.
611
00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:46,266
She squeezes a pressure point
612
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,420
between Sam's thumb
and index finger
613
00:23:48,450 --> 00:23:52,220
that can instantly
alleviate tears.
614
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:55,320
Nice try, Sam,
but it's time to man up.
615
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,200
At last, the talk is over.
616
00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:59,073
And Betsy is ready
to move on.
617
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,070
Sam doesn't look like
he'll ever move again,
618
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,150
but Betsy is ready
for everything.
619
00:24:03,183 --> 00:24:04,433
She hands Sam
a box of his things
620
00:24:04,466 --> 00:24:08,016
that she's already packed
and sends him out the door.
621
00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:09,170
See you later, Sam.
622
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,370
You'll always
remember the day
623
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,470
you got dumped
by Betsy breaker-upper,
624
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,030
a true hack hero.
625
00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,396
Officer's checking out
my sweet mod.
626
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:20,333
Brooke: Trying to decide if
they want to pull us over.
627
00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:23,276
Well, the po-po
can't catch this hot rod.
628
00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:25,076
"Sir,
you got to slow down."
629
00:24:25,116 --> 00:24:27,366
Officer, have you ever
pulled over celebrities?
630
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,120
[ Laughs ]
631
00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:30,480
Well, let us know
when you do.
632
00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:35,080
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