All language subtitles for Hack My Life s02e13 Hack the Home and Beyond.eng

[ Clears throat ]

♪ Girls on the runway ♪

[ Gasps ]

What's up, guys?

You are just in time

for another episode
of "Becky's beauty hacks."

Today, I'm gonna show you how
to hack your own lip plumper,

and you only need
a few ingredients.

Olive oil!

Cinnamon!

Toothbrush!

So, you're just gonna, like,
pour some olive oil

into your bowl
and add your cinnamon.

I spilled!

Just still that [bleep] up!

I know it looks like diarrhea,
but it smells like fall.

Ew.

So, you just want to scrub
your lips for like two minutes.

Eww.

When your lips start tingling,

that's when you know
it's working.

Oh, my god.
This, like, really works.

Tune in next week, hackers!

Aah!
Kevin: Right now on "hack my life"...

Stilettos!

...it's a footrace
like you've never seen before.

Ooh, a little wobbly.

Brooke: We hit the track
to find the best hacks

to save a broken heel.

Oh! No!
You're cheating!

Kevin: Plus, tricks to clean
your carpet and your sinuses.

It just stinks
like a garbage fire.

Brooke: Learn how to unlock
your mower's secret drone mode.

Kevin: Look what we have hacked!

And start seeing
old wine bottles...

Oh, my god!

...in a new light.

Brooke: This is "hack my life."

[ Groans ]

-Thanks for not helping.
-What?

Mowing your own lawn

can be such a seriously
back-breaking task.

[ Groans ]
Brooke, relax.

You know I've got a hack

that can take the pain
out of mowing your lawn forever.

In fact, we're gonna put it
to the test right now

in today's hack or wack?

Oh, I'm terrified.

Splinter.

Let's be honest, kev.

You haven't had a lot of success
with lawn mowing hacks.

Remember when you tried to turn
a bike into a lawn mower?

Kevin: Yeah. [ Groans ]

Kev, you want --
you want to call it?

This is wack.

The fatal flaw
with the bike mower 3000

was that you still
had to power it,

so I'm eliminating
the middle man on this one.

Sure, okay.
Technically, I'm eliminating every man.

You don't even need to be
present for this one.

A little board, a little piece
of rope, lawn mower.

You ready?

Are we killing a vampire?
Okay.

No, no.
We're cutting the lawn.

Find the center of your lawn
to begin with.

Take me to pound town

and give me a couple
good thwapity-thwaps.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.

-Okay.
-Oh, that feels good!

Okay, all right.
No, you're -- [bleep]

The next thing
you want to do is measure

and make sure that
the rope is long enough.

We're gonna tie it
to the mower

and it's going to cause
a circular pattern.

Basically, the circles
will get smaller and smaller

as the rope gets tighter?

That's it. You'll tie a knot
to the bottom of the post.

We're gonna take the other end
and tie it to our mower.

Seems like we're doing a lot
of work to not do any work.

So, these usually have
emergency releases, right?

So they just don't go off

and start mowing infants
and pomeranians.

So, we'll put this bar down,
the emergency release up,

and then
you'll just tie around.

-You ready?
-I'm ready.

-You want to do the honors?
-I'd love to.

Yeah. Hop on in.
You've got it.

All right.
[ Engine starts ]

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

3...2...go!

Go, my son!

[ Laughs ]

Right?!

Yeah!

Fully autonomous lawn bot!

It's just a lawn mower
with a rope. That's it.

Wait, it's coming at us.
Wait, is it coming right at us?

-Kevin, be careful!
-Oh, hi, friend!

What are you doing?
Just mowing a lawn? Cool!

Guess what I'm not doing --
pushing a damn lawn mower!

Whoo!

For you, my lady.

This is how everyone
should mow a lawn, right?

Amen.
Cheers.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

It's a formality,
but what do you think? Hack or wack?

Oh, this is full-on
lawn mower redemption.

This is a hack.

Success!
The lazy lawnmower is a hack.

♪♪

Brooke: This is Bob.

He may not look like much,

but back in the day,
Bob had some big, dumb dreams...

Which didn't quite work out.

Now Bob's a broke ass,

and he needs every hack
in the book to survive.

This is "broke ass Bob's guide
to owning a dog."

♪♪

Hi.

What the --

I just found him.

My building won't allow dogs.
Will you take him?

Brooke: Yikes! Is she crazy?!

You've only got 40 bones
in the bank.

There's no way your broke ass
can afford vet bills,

flea treatments, fancy food,
and doggy day care.

That'll cost
at least 200 bucks a month!

No way!

Please!

[ Sighs ] Okay.

Let's do this.

[ Squeals ]

Way to stand your ground, Bob.

Now that you're a new dog owner,
congratulations!

[ Barking ]
Looks like it's time for your first chore.

-Hey!
-[ Whimpers ]

Brooke:
Your buddy needs a walk, Bob,

and you better use a leash

or else you'll end up
in the dog house.

More like the poorhouse.

There's got to be a way
to hack a leash.

[ Ding! ]

My t-shirt wad!

[ Cash register dings ]

Okay.

With some old t-shirts,

that frankly should have been
thrown away 10 years ago,

flobby Bobby can weave
a makeshift leash

strong enough
to rein in any mutt.

Good thing I never
throw anything away.

That's great, Bob.

But seriously.
Do your laundry.

♪♪

Oh, wow!

Looks like that new leash
is actually working.

But now you two chick magnets
probably want to cool off, huh?

Good thing you came prepared.

[ Cash register dings ]

By cutting the bottom
of a water bottle in half

and wrapping it
around another bottle,

you've hacked yourself
an eco-friendly doggy bowl

for your new friend and you?

Wait. Have you even given him
a name yet?

Humpy?

Sure.

That's a name you can shout
throughout the neighborhood!

Humpy, no!
[ Growling ]

Humpy, come on!

Uh-oh!
Looks like somebody else

has a taste
for cheap leather, too.

[ Groans ]
It's my only left shoe!

All right. What you got
for us now, Cesar moron?

[ Cash register dings ]

Oh.
A little apple cider vinegar.

Very nice.

The wonder ingredient that
dogs hate and broke asses love.

How about now?
[ Whines ]

That's what I thought.

Congratulations
on saving your only shoe.

But, Bob, he's still
got to eatsomething.

[ Cash register dings ]

Ah, your leftovers!
Of course!

By mixing up
a little ground Turkey,

carrots, peas, and brown rice,

Bob's hacked a cheap feast

for himself
and his furry friend.

It's good.

[ Sighs ]
Feed the dog, Bob.

Oh, right! Yeah.
Humpy!

Come on, humpy!

Good boy, Bob!
Oh, who's a good boy, Bob?

Well, I got to
hand it to you, Bob.

Looks like being a broke ass
actually paid off.

With your thrifty hacks,

you've got a peaceful pup
for under 15 bucks,

leaving enough in the bank

for a big night out
with the lady.

Bob, wake up!
I thought this was date night.

[ Groans ]

Brooke: Sorry, girl.
Maybe next time.

What?
Kevin: Up next, get pumped.

It's a hack vs. Hack that
your podiatrist will hate.

Oh!

That could have been a lawsuit
on our hands, Brooke.

Brooke: And we test
your stain-fighting hacks

in tumblr's hack mail.

♪♪

Announcer: Saccharin!

Friend to dieters,
enemy of diet soda haters.

But did you know
this artificial sweetener

is also a hack from history?

Baltimore, 1879.

Constantin fahlberg
is a chemist at Johns Hopkins.

One day, he forgets
to wash his hands before dinner

and notices his food
is surprisingly sweet.

To learn why,

constantin taste-tests
everything in his lab.

[ Groans ] Sick!

Oh, what's this?
Oh, sweet deliciousness!

Announcer: He traces the flavor

to a beaker
of benzoic sulfimide,

a substance
300 times sweeter than sugar.

Fahlberg patents saccharin
as a cheap sugar substitute.

The public shuns the sweetener
for being unnatural.

[ Crying ]

Announcer: Brooklyn, 1957.

Businessman Ben eisenstadt
and his scientist son

invent a powdered form
of saccharin.

Oh, sweet!

They market it
as a low-Cal sugar substitute,

and sweet'n low is born!

Flash-forward to today!

The average American

consumes over 30,000 calories
in sweets a year,

which means we need you now
more than ever, saccharin.

You remain
a calorie-conscious confection

and a hack from history.

♪♪

We've all been there.

You're rocking your favorite
pair of pumps,

you look down, and --
[ Groans ]

Son of a gun,
you broke your favorite heel!

[ Sighs ]
Tell me about it, sister.

Don't worry, friends.

We've cobbled together the best
hacks to heal those heels,

and we're putting them
to the test in our....

Both: Stilett-a-thon!

Brought to you
by metropcs.

Ladies, welcome to the first
annual stilett-a-thon.

[ Cheering ]

It's a competition so fierce

we had to break your heels
so you could enter it.

-What?
-[ Groans ]

Brooke: So, today,
we're gonna be competing

to see which hack can hopefully
save your sad stilettos

and get you across
the finish line the fastest.

Ladies, are you ready
to find out your heel hacks?

-Absolutely.
-Yeah.

Surprise!

-Oh!
-[ Laughs ]

It's three everyday items that
could hold your heel together

and get you
through your day.

Hack number 1 is gum.

For hack number 2,
we've got some tape.

And hack number 3 --
some hair ties.

All right, Karen.
Which hack would you like?

Oh, 100% the bubble gum.

Haven't you gotten gum
stuck on your shoe?

You can never take it off.

That's actually
a really good thought there.

Elle, what would you like?

The elastic.

Aisha, that means you get stuck
with the scotch tape.

Here's how this stilett-a-thon
is going down.

You'll each apply your hack

to those horrible heels
you're wearing

and then navigate your way

through our treacherous
hack-stacle course.

Your first stop
will be our makeup table,

where you'll have to apply
lipstick on the go.

Then it's around the corner and
up the steps to the mocha bar

for your morning coffee.

Finally, you'll heel your way
through the grass

and into the water

before coming down
the final stretch into home.

The contestant who crosses
the finish line first

with her heels intact

will go home
with this fabulous prize!

-Ooh!
-Ooh!

Slippers!

Are you ladies ready
to hack those heels?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Let's do it.

Then let's stilett-go!

-All right.
-Scotch tape being applied.

This method is smart.

Poor Elle is fumbling.
Got a heel down.

Karen's still chewing.

Oh! Interesting.

She's gone with a little twist
of the hair band.

I can see how that will hold
that together, hopefully.

Karen is now applying
the chewed gum.

She seems disgusted by the gum
from her own mouth.

It's a lot of gum.
Yeah.

That actually looks terrible,
Aisha, but --

Aisha: Terrible, but --

it also looks like
it might hold.

If it's gonna win me
this competition,

you didn't say
it had to look good.

-That is true.
-True.

All right, ladies.

We have come to the end
of our prep phase.

To the starting line!

♪♪

Kevin: Here we go.

Ready, set, stiletto!

[ Horn honking ]

Brooke:
Right out of the gate --

screaming out of the gate.

Oh!

No tiptoeing.

You have to put weight
on that heel.

Okay. They've picked up their
lipstick and the compacts.

They are applying lipstick
while wobbling in heels,

which is very dangerous.

The heels are holding up
for the moment.

Karen is not faring so well.

She is lagging behind
with her gumshoe.

What is she, a detective?
Hello.

Kevin: Hot on the case
but really cold in the race.

Oh! No!
No cheating!

Elle is playing
a little dirty.

Oh, here we go.

Up the steps --
the first major obstacle,

and it looks like
scotch tape held up.

Ooh.
I don't know about hair tie.

That could have been a lawsuit
on our hands, Brooke.

My god.

Oh, geez.

The scotch tape hack
is holding up.

Aisha is down the steps,

and Elle is following
just behind.

Ooh, a little wobbly.

Oh. Aisha with a stumble
on the astroturf.

Elle is really making her way
across that grass,

and out of nowhere, hair band's
hopping into second place

as they're about to enter
the dreaded pool.

Oh, my god!

[ Screaming ]

Oh!
She lost a shoe.

This could be
a dangerous turn of events here.

Hair bands have not
held that heel on.

And Karen
has overtaken Elle.

Bubble gum right now
in second place.

It looks like
Aisha undaunted.

She's in the lead by a landslide
coming down the home stretch.

Oh! Scotch tape
takes the win!

Nice!

And Karen comes from behind
unexpectedly.

-Whoo!
-Whoo.

Kevin: Oh, and -- wow.

Elle's fall from grace
was dramatic.

Those hair bands -- they were
no match for the water obstacle,

and that's gonna put her
right into third place.

Congrats. All three ladies
crossed the finish line,

their heels intact.

But the shoes look
a little rougher for the wear.

There are no losers, ladies,
but there is a clear winner.

Aisha,
you made the right call,

and that's why you're the winner
of these slippers!

[ Cheering ]

[ Horn honking ]

Feel free to put them on
right now.

Everyone has scotch tape
somewhere in their purse,

their car,
their house.

It's a simple solution,
and it hacked a high heel.

Take a victory lap.
Enjoy the spoils of war.

And she's off again.

Come on.

Kevin: Coming up, the hackmaster

that brought us
the beer keg urinal returns...

I see bottles of booze
and a bike rim.

...with something
only slightly classier.

-Look at it! Look at it!
-It lights!

Brooke: And we test three hacks
to clean your filthy carpets.

Voilà! Oh. Nope.

Find out which gets the seal
when the hack comes back.

♪♪

♪ girls on the runway ♪

[ Gasps ]

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys!

Hey. I look insane.

Hey, guys.

It's Becky here with another
"Becky's beauty hacks."

Today, I'm going to show you

how to hack your way to
a false lash look every time.

This hack is so easy, you guys.

All you have to do is
put on one coat of mascara.

While it's still wet,
use a cotton swab

to apply baby powder
all over your lashes.

Then apply
another coat of mascara.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, my god! Look!

These are some serious lashes.

[ Gasps ]

Follow me
to get more beauty hacks

like these luscious lashes.

I Grant you the power of beauty!

[ Wand clatters ]

♪♪

Mmm!

Kevin, be careful.
You're gonna spill it on the --

[ slow-motion ] Nooo!

What is wrong with you?

Don't worry!
Don't worry!

The folks on tumblr

sent in a bunch of hacks
to clean the carpet,

so we're gonna get this fixed
in no time.

'Cause it's hack mail.

Today we're making a mess
in the name of science.

Always.

Brooke and I are going to dirty
up these carpet squares

and then test your hacks
for removing mustard stains.

Now, the hack that gets
the carpet the cleanest

will win our coveted...

Both:
Hack seal of approval.

Ohh. Sorry.
I squirt.

Hack number 1 comes to us today
from Felicity in New York.

Felicity writes...

All right, I'm gonna pour
a little bit on in here.

Take our dish soap.

According to Felicity,

the instructions are
"see what happens."

Yep. Let's just watch it here
and...

I mean...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and
say we probably need to stir it.

Yeah, let's mix it.
You're right.

Let's fold it
on in there.

Mm. Looks like
cupcake frosting.

For someone you hate.

The dish soap and mustard combo
is not so hot.

Here's the problem.

Any time you rub baking soda
into a carpet,

it just tends
to clump up and stay.

It's not getting better.

Time of death --

time of death --
right now.

There's a big
sort of chartreuse stain

in the middle
of the carpeting.

Our second hack --

allana writes...

So now that the peroxide
is setting into the stain,

we take a cloth,
place it over the stain,

and then voilà!

Oh! Nope.
Forgot that part.

We take our iron
and apply it to the stain.

Here we go.
Crank up that steam.

Oh! It's musky.

This is good
for peeling wallpaper.

[ Groans ]
Or wilting flowers.

All right, so it's been
about 30 seconds.

Let's see it.

Well, the mess is piping hot
and fresh, and it really --

oh, it does --
it smells like dog urine.

Oh, it just stinks like
a garbage fire.

Allana just trolled us.

That is --
[ Laughs ]

That is
not legit at all.

Our last hack comes from Mike b.
In richfield, Minnesota.

Mike writes...

He didn't specify
what stains.

I'm hoping
he's talking about mustard.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Oh, there we go.

Okay.

Get in on in there.
Nice lather.

Ooh, the smell of menthol
and mustard.

With the mustard.
Yikes.

Speaking of your dad.

Right?

Look at that.

The mustard's
coming out of the carpet

and getting
right into the cloth.

Brooke.
Look at this thing.

Wow.

Some people see Jesus
in their toast.

I see nothing
in the carpeting.

Congrats to you, Mike b.

Your shaving cream hack
just got our...

Both: Hack seal of approval!

If you'd like to contribute
to our show,

you can go to
hackmylifetrutv.Tumblr.Com

and submit today.

It's still good.
Do you want a bite?

No!
It's still good!

Aah!

Kevin: Coming up, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

We combine Christmas
with overconsumption

in the most beautiful hack
we've ever seen.

Cheers to you.

♪♪♪

Oh, god.

When it comes
to setting the mood,

lighting makes all
the difference in the world,

and today, I'm joined
by home hackspert

and wine aficionado
David switalski,

and we're gonna teach you
how to brighten up your patio

using nothing more than a bike
and some booze.

So, David,
you're a home hack expert.

That's correct.

How does one become certified
to do that?

You got to start by making
your own wacky projects.

Make a sofa out of a truck,
make a bar out of mannequins.

So, you're on a lot of
watch lists, is what you're telling me.

[ Both laugh ]

I don't like to brag.

I see bottles of booze,
chains and lights,

and a bike rim.

-That's correct.
-What are we making today?

We're making
a bike tire chandelier.

Turning bottles of wine
into light is amazing.

I could normally just
turn bottles of wine

into an explosive breakup
conversation.

And I'm sorry I wasn't ready
for commitment, Megan.

How do we hack
a bike chandelier?

First, you want to string
your lights.

We got 36 spokes,
we've got 12 bottles.

Every third spoke,

we'll drop down two strands
of the icicle lights

to stuff
inside the bottles

so they're spaced evenly
the whole way around.

And we're using leds because
they will stay a lot cooler

than your regular
incandescent Christmas lights.

Yeah, 'cause heat
inside an enclosed area

equals shattered bulbs
and/or fire.

Exactly.
Okay.

So, now our next step
is to hang the wheel.

Now, how does that work?
Do we need a soldering gun?

Do we need horse glue?

We're gonna use
some of the baling wire

and wire between the spokes
of the wheel.

Now you want to fish it
through the center of the wheel,

take your decorative chain...

There you go.

...and hang that bad boy up.

It's, um --
uh, it's pretty ugly, David.

What -- what am I missing?

Kevin, what about
the bottles, man?

Oh, right.
The whole wine bottle thing.

You can get this
at any home center.

It's a malleable wire.

It bends real easy,

and it's gonna support
the bottles

and hang them
from the chandelier.

You wrap it around
the neck of the bottle,

and now we have
a supported wine bottle.

What?!

So let's get lights
inside of bottle.

Work your way on up.

And then you make a hook.

You could use
any kind of bottle,

but if you're not using
the alcoholic variety,

you're making your hack
far less fun.

Huh?
Huh, look at that.

Just a couple of guys.
Backyard.

Hanging some wine bottles
from a bike wheel, you know?

All right, well, let's do it.
Let's plug it in.

All right. Here we go.
Stand back.

Hours of hard work.
Here we go.

Activating
the bike wine chandelier

in 3...2 --

oh, my god!

What?!

[ Laughs ]
What?!

[ Laughs ]

Look at it!
It lights!

Look at it!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, we did it!

Oh! The wine's
really kicking in.

-This feels like a good moment.
-Exactly.

♪♪

It's looking a little loose,
right?

Right, it is.
Aah! Wait!

Aah!
Okay! Get it!

Get the mower!
Aah!

We're fine.
We're fine.

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