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Brooke: The following
is a paid advertisement
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for ball buster deluxe!
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Trying to unclog a sink
is a nightmare.
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Just look at this cesspool.
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[ Gags ]
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But I do have a solution
that's gonna bust this clog.
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Introducing
the ball buster deluxe!,
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the plunger
that everybody's got at home.
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All you do is steal a ball
from your neighbor's kid,
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make a quick cut
around the middle,
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and you're good to go.
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Put it facedown over your drain,
give it a couple pumps.
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Come on! Stay with me here!
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[ Pop! ]
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Boom! Bye-bye, Mr. Clog.
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And the best part --
you don't get one plunger.
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You get two plungers
for the price of none.
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It also works
on toilets.
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[ Grunts, gags ]
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What a deal!
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Coming up on "hack my life,"
get pumped.
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Hey!
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-You're inour
-[ Laughs ]
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Kevin: We hit the courts
for a battle of the balls.
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[ Grunts ]
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-Out of here.
-I got it!
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Brooke: Plus, tricks to tackle
your sagging sheets.
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Oh, god!
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Kevin: Sweet hacks
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that'll impress
your stoner friends.
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Oh, my god, someone stop me!
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Kevin: And a new way
to hack your melon.
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...2, 3.
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Both: Aah!
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-Grab a pillow.
-Ohh!
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Kevin: It's "hack my life."
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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-What?
-Oh.
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-You're doing good.
-Oh!
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Hey! You ladies get lost
on your way to the outlets?
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-'Cause you're inour
-[ Laughs ]
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-Short gap!
-And one!
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I thought there would be
more air in that.
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I really did.
-Ah, that's embarrassing.
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Don't worry.
Don't worry.
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I got some hacks
that will get our bounce back.
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-All right, all right.
-'Cause this is hack vs. Ha--
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-out of here.
-I got it!
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Kevin:
Brought to you by metropcs.
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Saggy balls
are no fun to play with,
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so today we're testing out some
hacks for blowing up basketballs
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in case you don't have
a pump nearby.
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And to help us determine
which hack
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is going to be
the king of the court,
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we're joined
by three stars
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of the Los Angeles Lakers
development team --
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Zach, Andre, and Justin.
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Is there a way to know
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that a basketball
is properly inflated?
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Andre:
Yeah, there's a general rule.
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If you outstretch your arm,
when you drop it,
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it should come back
and hit your elbow.
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So, this one
is about good to go.
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I learned something today.
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Well, we're gonna learn
a lot today
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because we have three hacks
that may actually help you
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get air inside
of a deflated basketball.
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[ Laughter ]
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-This should be interesting.
-Yeah.
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Brooke: Okay, hack number one
is a balloon.
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Put a coffee stirrer
on the end of it,
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kind of the way you would
a needle,
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attach it with some duct tape,
and let her rip.
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Hack number two
is some compressed air.
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Get the straw
into the basketball.
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Pull the trigger.
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That should inflate it
to regulation size.
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And lastly, hack number three
is a microwave.
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I'm not sure why you'd have
one of these on the court,
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but if you nuke your basketball
for just the right temperature,
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it should re-inflate.
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Just don't overcook it.
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Nobody wants
their balls overcooked.
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-No, they don't.
-No.
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So, who's gonna take what?
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I got dibs
on the microwave.
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Wait.
Youwant
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you can't go wrong
with technology.
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Andre,
what hack would you want?
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I'm gonna take
the balloons.
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So, Justin,
that would leave you
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with this can
of compressed air.
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The only question is,
is it enough pressure?
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But I think it'll work.
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The rules are simple --
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whoever can get air
back in that ball the fastest --
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they're the winner.
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All right, well,
let's get into it.
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3, 2...
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Hack.
[ Whistle blows ]
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-Oh, god.
-Yeah.
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Okay, there is a basketball
almost in a microwave.
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That's part of the issue.
Okay.
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-Wow.
-He mashed it.
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How long you putting that
in the microwave?
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30 seconds.
Okay.
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Really? Okay,
Andre's blowing up a balloon.
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There's a lot of finessing.
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You don't want to pop it.
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Justin is being gentle.
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Andre looks like he's
trying to nurse a kitten back to health.
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It looks like he's gently
feeding some air into the ball.
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[ Microwave beeps ]
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All right,
that's 30 seconds.
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-Ooh! Ooh!
-Ooh, nice and warm?
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There you go. Oh!
Is that -- wait, no.
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-No, that's not inflated.
-No way.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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Zach, sorry, buddy.
We got to call you back here.
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It just needs
a little more time.
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-Yeah, okay.
-Give it a little more time.
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So, I think what's happening
is that the microwaves --
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well, they're heating up the
air that's inside the ball,
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so that's making it expand.
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But once it cools down...
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Is that working at all,
Andre?
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-A little bit.
-Yeah?
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I need about eight balloons,
though.
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Oh, that one works
extremely well.
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There's kind of
no contest here.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, that's it.
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-Wait.
-You obviously cheated.
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Now he's just mocking them
openly.
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-Look like that's it.
-Yeah, I guess so.
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Oh, that is it,
my friends!
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Okay.
[ Whistle blows ]
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Brooke:
Justin made the right call.
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Compressed air takes the win.
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[ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]
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This hack was the clear winner,
no gimmicks, no tricks.
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And you get to go home
with this...
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Oh, yes.
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...the gold-plated pump.
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♪ Ahh ♪
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The winner
of this hack vs. Hack
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is Justin and the can
of compressed air!
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♪♪
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[ Hammering ]
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[ Sparkle! ]
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[ Bubbles popping ]
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Listen up,
all you single ladies.
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We're about to pop the question
in today's pop quiz.
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I forgot to put in the rsvps!
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Brooke:
Is your wedding-envelope error
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making you wish you could elope?
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I've got a hack
that can unseal your fate.
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Are you ready to play
today's pop quiz?
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Yes! Yes!
A thousand times yes!
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I haven't actually asked
the question yet.
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Sorry. Instincts, I guess.
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Okay, guess what you can use
to re-open those envelopes
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without doing any damage.
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Is it "a," a knife,
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"b," a freezer bag,
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or "c," an iron?
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Any ideas?
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Hmm.
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No.
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Maybe the stea-- ugh!
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Do I get a phone-a-friend?
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Just let me call
my wedding planner.
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Shh.
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What does your heart tell you
the answer is?
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An iron?
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Ooh, so close.
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The answer is actually "b,"
the freezer bag.
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Brooke: Just put your envelopes
in an airtight freezer bag,
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seal the bag up,
then set them in the freezer.
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The cold, dry environment
should harden the adhesive,
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and after 45 minutes,
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they should pop right open,
damage-free.
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Thank you so much.
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You're the second best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Now go get ready
for your big day,
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you blushing bride.
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I hope you stay married
for at least nine months.
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That's how long I lasted.
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[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
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[ Projector whirring ]
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Kevin: The Fanny pack --
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'80s fashion phenomenon,
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accessory of tourists,
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and also a hack from history.
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Wanting a way
to carry stuff around,
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the Greeks hack animal skins
into a small waist bag.
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By Zeus, this is perfect
for my pan flute!
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The design is tweaked over time,
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but ultimately forgotten
until...
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Melba stone is a widow
struggling to raise 10 kids.
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[ Australia accent ]
A dingo ate my husband.
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She spots a kangaroo in her yard
and gets an idea.
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She creates a hip pouch
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that lets her carry
her littlest ones hands free,
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and the Fanny pack is reborn!
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Fanny-pack fever
reaches a new high.
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Adweek
the hottest product of the year
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for being casual enough
for the beach
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and classy enough
for a fine dinner suit.
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But the Fanny pack again
falls out of fashion until...
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Chanel makes the Fanny pack
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one of the accessories
in its spring collection.
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Ooh, là, là!
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Très chic.
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So, here's to you, Fanny pack.
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May you remain in style
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and a Fanny-tastic hack
from history.
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Don't move that Fanny.
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Up next, office hacks
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that'll make
your co-workers jealous.
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Yes!
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Brooke: And never fight
with fitted sheets again.
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Kevin and I take it
to the bedroom to find the fix.
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Ow! Oh, god!
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Brooke: The following
is a paid advertisement
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for bottle pitter promax.
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When someone says,
"life is a bowl of cherries,"
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I say, "I feel sorry
for your life
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because cherries
are a nightmare!"
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First, you got to get rid
of this,
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and that leaves you with this.
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I'm gonna show you how to make
a perfectly pitted cherry
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with an empty bottle
and a chopstick.
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I call it
the bottle pitter promax.
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Just take your cherry,
put it over your bottle,
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put in the chopstick,
and wham! --
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perfectly pitted cherry
every time.
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I could do this all day.
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[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]
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-[ Groaning ]
-Stop it.
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Unh! These fitted sheets
are a nightmare.
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Well, they wouldn't be
if you would stop kicking.
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I don't kick.
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And that is why we're testing
three different hacks
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for keeping those
creeping corners in place.
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This is
tumblr's hack mail.
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Today Kevin and I
are testing out your hacks
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to keep fitted sheets
where they belong --
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on the mattress.
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Now, the hack that secures
the sheets the best
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will win our hack...
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Both: Seal of approval!
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Ready to hop in?
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Lay it on me, kev.
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Our first hack...
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00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,466
Okay. You just have
some suspenders...
256
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,070
Rainy day.
Okay.
257
00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,320
You never know.
258
00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:17,430
All right.
259
00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:20,196
I'm gonna clamp these
little dragon mouths down.
260
00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:22,053
Then I'll pass it on
over to you.
261
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,033
Go for it.
262
00:09:24,066 --> 00:09:25,316
I got it.
263
00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,050
Okay.
My side's good.
264
00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,233
In the name of science,
265
00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:29,446
I feel like we got to put it
through its paces.
266
00:09:29,483 --> 00:09:31,253
Oh, yeah. Whoo!
267
00:09:31,283 --> 00:09:33,403
-Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait.
-Fussy baby! Fussy baby!
268
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,033
Fussy baby!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
269
00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,153
-Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh!
-[ Grunts ]
270
00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:40,003
Unh!
271
00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:42,133
Well,
they didn't move an inch.
272
00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,396
No. These fitted sheets
are staying in place.
273
00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,303
I'd say solid hack.
274
00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:49,073
Hack number two.
John writes...
275
00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,453
"Wink, smiley face."
276
00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,373
Do you know what he means?
277
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,420
-Eating and crying?
-I don't know.
278
00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,380
-Anyway, let's try it out.
-Okay.
279
00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:09,046
We've got some velcro.
280
00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:11,273
We're gonna cut off pieces
about this big.
281
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,380
-Right there?
-Yep.
282
00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,316
Cool.
I'm gonna go ahead and put
283
00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:17,270
this first strip of adhesive
on the sheet,
284
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,020
right about here.
285
00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:21,100
Rub it in for a few seconds.
Let it set.
286
00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:25,003
I'm gonna try it along the side
and see how that does.
287
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,273
Stop it.
No.
288
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,320
I told you not to borrow
my underwear.
289
00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:30,270
How's it looking, bvp?
Oh, yeah.
290
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,370
Hang on.
I can't hear you. What?
291
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,020
It's holding.
Is it?
292
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one more time.
293
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,003
[ Laughs ]
I mean it.
294
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,403
Ohh!
295
00:10:39,366 --> 00:10:42,166
Okay, so, the sheet's definitely
staying clamped on the corners
296
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,450
where it counts.
297
00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:45,473
My concern is when it comes time
to wash the sheets,
298
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,020
what are you gonna do?
299
00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,200
Yeah. You're right.
300
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,183
There's adhesive already
on the inside of the sheet.
301
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,396
A hassle.
Oh, yeah.
302
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:54,053
Our final hack comes to us
from Alayna.
303
00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:55,153
Alayna writes...
304
00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,200
Assuming the trick is
305
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,473
poking holes in your sheet
and mattress.
306
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,350
So, I got my safety pin,
I got my sheet,
307
00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:10,123
and I'm gonna Pierce it
through the actual mattress
308
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,070
because Alayna said so.
309
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,250
Yeah. I just don't like
putting holes in the sheets.
310
00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:16,253
I mean, who would?
Uh-huh.
311
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,426
Ow. Why did you --
ow!
312
00:11:19,466 --> 00:11:21,416
Ow! What -- aah! Ow!
313
00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:24,180
Ow!
Oh, my god!
314
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,066
Let go!
315
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,450
Okay. Everything's intact
over here.
316
00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:30,353
Yep.
I'm still all pinned.
317
00:11:30,383 --> 00:11:33,103
All right,
shall we review our hacks?
318
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:35,303
-They all worked, Brooke.
-They did all work.
319
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,083
I'm gonna rule out
the safety pins.
320
00:11:37,116 --> 00:11:38,326
Even though they worked,
321
00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:41,246
you are putting holes in your
bedsheets and your mattress.
322
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,033
I feel like
one false move,
323
00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:44,366
and you could put a huge tear
in your sheet
324
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,180
and then you just
have to throw them out.
325
00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:48,016
Now, let's get
to the old velcro.
326
00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:51,120
They really worked, but the big
turnoff was the adhesive
327
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:53,070
that gets left behind
on your sheets.
328
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,480
All right, that brings us
to suspenders.
329
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,216
Okay.
They're reusable.
330
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,220
They were really easy to put
on. They don't damage your sheets.
331
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,080
They don't permanently alter
your mattress.
332
00:12:02,116 --> 00:12:03,366
Haley, you get our...
333
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,170
Both: Hack seal of approval!
334
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,370
Now, if you're watching this
and thinking,
335
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,020
"man, I'd like my ideas
336
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:12,200
to be romped around in a bed
with Brooke and Kevin,"
337
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,333
head on over to
hackmylifetrutv.Tumblr.Com
338
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:17,476
and send us
your hacks today.
339
00:12:18,016 --> 00:12:20,276
♪♪
340
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:34,076
Kevin: Sometimes ordinary people
do extraordinary things,
341
00:12:34,116 --> 00:12:37,116
all in the name of hacking...
342
00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,050
...people like Gayle,
343
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,203
who's vying for the title
of employee of the month.
344
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,353
She's already won it
twice this year,
345
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:46,173
but in march, her rival, Rita,
took it home.
346
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,150
Gayle won't let that
happen again
347
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:51,353
because she's a hack hero!
348
00:12:51,383 --> 00:12:53,053
To make it look like
349
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,403
she was first in the office
this morning,
350
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:57,253
Gayle left a cup of coffee
and a half-eaten bagel
351
00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:59,003
at her desk last night.
352
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:01,183
The head honcho loves employees
that are go-getters.
353
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:03,416
Now,that's
of champions.
354
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,420
[ Snarls ]
355
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,130
[ Gags ]
356
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:11,166
Kevin: By confidently carrying
a clipboard around the office,
357
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,180
Gayle sends the message
that she's super in charge!
358
00:13:14,216 --> 00:13:16,476
And that pencil behind her ear
doesn't hurt, either.
359
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:18,346
Just watch out for Rita,
360
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,383
who's clever enough
to actually read what's on it.
361
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,076
[ Whoosh! Thud! ]
362
00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:24,176
Kevin: Way to trip up
the competition, Gayle.
363
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:27,066
At her desk,
Gayle doesn't sweat a thing.
364
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,080
[ Ding! ]
365
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:29,346
She maximized her efficiency
366
00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:31,303
by converting her phone
into a hands-free headset
367
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,203
with a sweatband.
368
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:35,483
To hack her cubicle privacy
to the next level,
369
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,026
Gayle hangs a small mirror
on the wall.
370
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,996
Co-workers may think she's vain,
371
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:42,323
but she's got something else
on her beautiful mind,
372
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,100
keeping eyes on the competition.
373
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,203
Notthis
374
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,073
hello.
Employee of the month?
375
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,020
It's Gayle calling.
376
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,300
Thank you for coming.
377
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,433
At last, it's employee
of the month decision time.
378
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:57,016
And the winner is...
379
00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,320
The suspense is killing me.
380
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:02,170
...Gayle!
381
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,400
What's up?! Yes!
382
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,453
Kevin:
Gayle wins by a landslide.
383
00:14:05,483 --> 00:14:07,473
Congratulations, Gayle.
384
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,330
With hacks this smart,
385
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:14,376
you'll be the boss in no time
because you're a hack hero!
386
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:17,226
Brooke: Up next,
Kevin and I go band for band
387
00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:19,276
in the watermelon equivalent
of "the hurt locker."
388
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,396
Just explode!
389
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,123
Kevin: See what breaks first --
390
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,470
Brooke or the watermelon.
391
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,180
[ Ding! ]
392
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,246
Brooke: The following
is a paid advertisement
393
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:33,433
for cheese chewer plus!
394
00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:37,196
Kevin: Tired of trying to
grate cheese with a grater?
395
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,423
[ Sniffs, groans ]
396
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,250
The cheese-grater industry
wants you to panic
397
00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:44,283
and buy one of their big,
fancy box graters.
398
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:47,096
Well, let me let you in
on a secret --
399
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:49,153
you don't need one!
400
00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:52,383
Introducing the amazing
cheese chewer plus!
401
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,476
It's so easy!
402
00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:56,276
Look at all that cheddar! Mmm!
403
00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:59,366
And look at all that cheddar
in your pocket.
404
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,300
And that's not all.
405
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,323
Use it to mince garlic,
406
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:07,150
chop egg, mash avocado,
rice potatoes!
407
00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:10,073
Is there anything
this magical device can't do?
408
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,003
Just those three things?
409
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:15,453
Head to your kitchen right now
410
00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:18,403
and meet your brand-new
cheese chewer plus!
411
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,233
It's a strainer.
412
00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,346
♪♪
413
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,453
[ Kettle whistling ]
414
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,250
So, you've got everything
you need for a perfect picnic,
415
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:36,153
but the one thing
you forgot --
416
00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:38,073
a knife
to cut the watermelon.
417
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,350
Brooke, don't worry.
418
00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:41,453
All you need is
a bucket of rubber bands...
419
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,353
At least according
to the Internet.
420
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:48,133
We're gonna find out
if it's hack or wack.
421
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,366
You claim we can slice open
this watermelon
422
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,000
with rubber bands, huh?
423
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:53,223
After you do
enough of them,
424
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,470
the tension is gonna squeeze,
squeeze, squeeze, and then --
425
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,480
[ pops lips ]
426
00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:58,026
It's a nice, clean cut
right in half.
427
00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,476
Like, we never need to use
knives again?
428
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,446
Why would you?
This is way more fun.
429
00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:03,123
Okay. I'm in.
430
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,400
Okay. Well, we should
be careful, though,
431
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,303
'cause it could explode,
so protective gear --
432
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,473
goggles, ponchos,
433
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,076
everything that you would have
at a Gallagher concert.
434
00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:11,146
Here we go.
435
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,200
I'm doubling it up,
going two at a time.
436
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:17,203
Watermelons just don't stand
a chance against Brooke and kev.
437
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,433
Okay, so, what,
438
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,466
like another few rubber bands,
you think, or...
439
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,480
Yeah, just a few hundred.
Yeah.
440
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,466
It's weird
'cause the look on your face
441
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,250
says that you'renot
this hack, Brooke.
442
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:29,273
Ooh, can I do that one?
443
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,130
[ Chuckles ]
Whoo!
444
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,016
Oh. You need help?
You need help?
445
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:36,220
-I'll get it. I'll get it.
-Yep, I'm good. I'm good.
446
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,070
Here you go.
447
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,120
It's been
40 minutes now.
448
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:45,000
We're well over the 300 Mark
for rubber bands.
449
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,173
This is ridiculous.
450
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,450
But I feel like
this thing's gonna blow.
451
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:50,233
That's starting to get
a very defined waistline.
452
00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:52,016
1...
453
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,230
We letting go on 3?
...2...
454
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,046
2, 3.
455
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,453
This is like
the produce "hurt locker."
456
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,283
[ Imitates explosion ]
457
00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,196
Okay to go.
458
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,403
Ohh!
459
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,003
[ Laughs ]
460
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,173
Okay. All right.
Okay. Nope.
461
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,430
We're gonna get this
before nightfall.
462
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,346
Before the hawks
scoop in.
463
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:11,473
♪♪
464
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,270
Okay, we are an hour and a half
into the process.
465
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,220
Wow. This is like 350, 400
rubber bands at this point.
466
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,280
Easily. Yeah.
467
00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:19,366
I hate it.
468
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400
Ugh!
469
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,373
Oh, I hate it so much.
470
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,080
I hate everything about it
so much.
471
00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:26,196
Just -- just pop!
472
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:29,053
Just pop! Come on!
473
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,183
Let's keep going.
Let's see this through.
474
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:34,066
♪♪
475
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,400
Right in the middle,
right in the middle.
476
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:38,053
[ Ding! ]
Good!
477
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,223
Whoa.
478
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,080
You're mocking me, melon.
479
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:43,216
Just explode!
480
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,000
This is the worst hack
we've ever done.
481
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,423
[ Melancholy music playing ]
482
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:50,030
[ Sighs ]
483
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:52,446
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
484
00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:55,273
I told you!
Ha ha!
485
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,080
Oh, that was amazing!
486
00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:02,416
[ Slowed voice ] Aah!
487
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:06,270
Aah!
488
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,330
Look at the clean cut.
489
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,146
We can't eat it.
490
00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:11,133
What are you talking about?
This is perfect!
491
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:13,396
Oh.
492
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:15,373
Oh, it was worth every second,
Brooke.
493
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,083
Huh?
494
00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:20,226
With just this many
rubber bands,
495
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,266
you, too,
can explode a watermelon
496
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,400
so that it's inedible.
497
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,433
I'm picking up what you're
putting down, and I agree.
498
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:28,376
This is hack.
499
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,326
Whoa!
No, no, no, no.
500
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:33,146
How long did it take?
How many rubber bands?
501
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,333
Do your fingers hurt?
502
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,166
Yeah, but now they taste
like delicious watermelon.
503
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,020
[ Sighs ]
Just say it.
504
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,430
All right.
It's wack.
505
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,416
Thank you.
506
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,480
[ Buzzer ]
507
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,280
And I'm allergic
to watermelon, so...
508
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:46,996
Yeah, you need
to get out of here.
509
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,153
Pretty fun, though.
510
00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:49,383
Can you hand me
that roof piece?
511
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:50,446
Oh. Hold on. Yeah.
512
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:52,453
Looks delicious.
513
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:56,173
Kevin: Up next,
you won't believe your eyes.
514
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,430
This is naughty.
515
00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:59,146
Kevin: Brooke transforms
an ice cream sandwich
516
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:02,003
into an ice cream cake
when we return.
517
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:10,096
♪♪
518
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:15,183
[ Crash, clattering ]
519
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,416
You don't have to be a baker
520
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,450
to hack together
an ice cream cake.
521
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:23,133
All you need
is some ice cream sandwiches,
522
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,326
some cookies, whipped cream,
523
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,346
and an incredibly high tolerance
for sugar.
524
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,173
-Ooh!
-Let's get started.
525
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,100
For our first step, we grab
a loaf pan about this big.
526
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:34,283
And you're gonna line it
with saran wrap.
527
00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:38,066
Your first layer
is going to be whipped cream.
528
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,400
You're gonna need
a nap after this.
529
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:43,223
This is when the ice cream
sandwiches come into play.
530
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,300
You can just kind of
go side by side.
531
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,233
Cut the third one in half
to fill in the extra space.
532
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:49,266
You think that's enough?
533
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,120
Hell, no, it's not enough.
534
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:54,050
Back at it with
another layer of whipped cream.
535
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,483
Oh, my god, someone stop me!
536
00:19:57,016 --> 00:19:59,446
Next we are gonna kick it up
and add a layer of cookies.
537
00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:02,323
This is perfect if you happen to
have some stale cookies
538
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,180
put them to good use.
539
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:06,346
Nothing feels better than
smashing a bunch of cookies.
540
00:20:06,383 --> 00:20:08,153
Huh?
541
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:10,203
Sprinkle a generous layer
of cookie crumbs
542
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:13,333
and then put it in the freezer
for an hour so it can set.
543
00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:18,026
-Ooh!
-O-m-g.
544
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:19,416
It's an ice cream cake.
545
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,200
-Aah!
-This is naughty.
546
00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,003
Next, I've got a hack
547
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,073
that will help you decorate
this cake like a real pro.
548
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,480
All you need is a cookie cutter
and four pounds of sprinkles.
549
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:31,116
Oh, boy.
550
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,300
Place the cookie cutter
on your cake,
551
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,003
fill it with a layer
of sprinkles,
552
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,423
lift up the cutter,
and it'll hold its shape.
553
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,250
This looks so professional,
554
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:42,123
you'd hardly know that it's
all from a 99-cent store.
555
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,220
So wrong....
556
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,120
But it's so right.
557
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,480
[ Cheers and applause ]
558
00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:50,046
Oh, I hate it so much.
I hate it, too.
559
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,353
This is like
the worst edgeplay.
560
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,473
We don't have a safe word.
561
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,080
We don't have a safe word.
562
00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:56,246
Ohh! Utah!
563
00:20:56,283 --> 00:20:58,083
Okay.
564
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:02,683
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