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[ Romantic music plays ]
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>> Should we take this to the
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bedroom?
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>> There's just one problem --
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[ sour note plays ]
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-- My zipper's stuck!
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>> Looks like you two need to
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get to the point.
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>> Try this.
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>> [ Chuckles ]
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>> Graphite naturally lubricates
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the zipper, allowing for the
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smoothest zipping experience.
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>> [ Gasps ]
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>> Both: Thanks, graphite man!
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>> Pencil me in, then pull it
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out.
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>> Tonight on "hack my life"...
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>> Confetti!
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>> ...it's a celebration of
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hacks big and small.
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>> Aha!
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>> See what happens when a
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bicycle, a lawnmower, and Kevin
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join forces.
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>> [ Laughs ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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[ Crashes ]
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>> Learn the best way to brush
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your teeth without a toothbrush.
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>> And never fear a public
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toilet again.
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>> Oh! Whoa!
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>> This...
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May the best hack win.
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What?!
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...is hack my life.
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>> The best part about living in
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the 'burbs -- the luscious lawn.
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The worst part -- mowing it.
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>> Bike-mower 3000!
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[ Crashes ]
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>> This is hack or wack?
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>> Mowing a lawn is tedious,
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it's time-consuming, and there's
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nothing fun about it whatsoever.
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>> Not totally true.
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>> Well, that could all change
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today, thanks to the
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bike-mower 3000.
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[ Rock-'n'-roll music plays ]
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>>Wham, Whoo!
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>> That was electric-guitar
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noises.
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>> Oh. That's fantastic.
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>> Let me walk you through this
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hack here, okay?
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>> Oh, please do.
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>> All you got to do is take off
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the front tire of your bike and
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replace it with the blade and
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wheels of an ordinary push
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bam!
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Right there.
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Bike-mower 3000!
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That's it.
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>> In this hack or wack? I'll be
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using a regular push mower to
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mow --
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>> boring!
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>> I know, I know, I know.
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And Kevin will be on the
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bike-mower 3000 to see if this
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hack, uh, can hack it.
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>> And the first mower to finish
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their side of the lawn gets the
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crown.
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Well, friend, ready to see if
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this is hack or wack?
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>> Yep. I'm ready to turn your
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ass to grass, kev.
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>> Oh! Well, may the best hack
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win -- what?!
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>> Mine's not a hack, mine's not
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a hack.
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>> Oh! Hey, friend, high five to
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you.
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>> A proved way to do it.
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>> 3, 2...
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Motown.
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[ Motor whirring ]
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Yeah -- hey, hold on!
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Okay.
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Yeah!
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[ Shouts indistinctly ]
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It's an uneven surface.
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Here we go.
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Ha! All right.
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Yeah!
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[ Grunts ]
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Yes, yes!
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So close.
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Five more yards, and...
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And then the rest of the world.
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So just -- oh, yeah!
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Oh, oh, suck it, Brooke!
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>> [ Sighs ]
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How's it going over there, kev?
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Oh, I can't even hear you over
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the sound of all this grass i'm
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chopping up.
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Yeah, baby!
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[ Groans ]
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>> Kev, you want to call it?
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>> [ Groans ]
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This is wack.
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[ Buzzer ]
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This is impossible.
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>> [ Sighs ]
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>> It's incredibly difficult to
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get going.
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It's unbalanced.
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You're going everywhere.
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Just push the mower at this
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point.
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>> Yeah. I mean, that's why it
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was a push mower.
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>> I do feel like I was making
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progress, though.
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>> Well, do you want to finish
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your half?
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I'll give you a push.
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>> I'll take that push.
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>> All right, buddy.
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>> [ Gasps ] I'm doing it!
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[ Mouse squeaking ]
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[ Whistle! ]
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[ Mouse squeaking ]
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>> What's up, hackers?
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Hope you've been paying
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attention, because it's time for
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today's pop quiz.
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>> [ Groans ]
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>> Hey, goldilocks, you fed up
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with your hair?
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You want to cut bangs, but
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you're scared of getting
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snip-happy.
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Lucky for you, there's a hack
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nearby that can help you try out
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bangs without the commitment.
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All you need is either, "a,"
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hair gel, "b," a bandana, "c,"
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hair extensions, or, "d," an
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old mop.
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Which is it, my little hacker?
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>> An old mop?
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>> All right, put down the
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dirty, old mop, cinderella.
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The answer's "b," a bandana.
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Here's how it works.
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Pull your hair into a ponytail.
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Section off the front of your
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hair.
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Put the ends of your ponytail
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right on top of your eyebrows.
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Secure the hair in place with
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Bobby pins and cover with a
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bandana.
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And just like that, you've got
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beautiful bangs, no cutting
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required.
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Girl, you look banging.
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>> Thanks, pop-quiz lady.
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>> That's been today's pop quiz.
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Class dismissed.
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[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
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[ Boing! ]
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>> Sometimes, a household item
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is so useful, it ascends into
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the pantheon of great hacking
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tools.
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Today, we celebrate one that's
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truly become a hall all-star --
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the old t-shirt.
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When you're faced with an old,
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smelly tee, you may be wondering
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whether or not to throw it out.
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Well, don't.
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House pet need a home?
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Hack a hideaway for fluffy by
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making a wire-hangar frame and
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stretching a t-shirt over the
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top.
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The door's built right in.
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>> All-star!
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>> Caught in the sun without a
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hat?
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Protect your head and neck from
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burning with an instant turban.
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Roll, wrap, and then tie.
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Spf a million!
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>> All-star!
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>> Cutting board won't stay put?
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Show it who's boss by laying
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down an old t-shirt underneath
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to eliminate sliding from the
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menu.
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>> All-star!
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>> Tees can be fashionable in
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more ways than one.
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Braid strips and secure with
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colorful electrical tape for a
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nautical necklace.
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>> All-star!
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>> In a laundry pinch?
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Wrap an old t-shirt over a
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pillow as an emergency
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pillowcase.
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>> All-star!
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Garden getting grungy?
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Tame your vegetables by tying
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them to a trellis.
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>> All-star!
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>> Run out of ribbon?
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Cut an old t-shirt, and it
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becomes an eco-friendly,
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reusable gift wrap.
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She'll never know the
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difference.
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>> All-star!
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>> So basic, you're basically
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genius.
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Congratulations, t-shirt.
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You're a true all-star.
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Coming up, find out which pantry
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items can save you a trip to the
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spa.
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>> Whoa!
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>> And no toothbrush?
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No problem.
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>> I like the double-swab
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technique.
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That's amazing.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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>> Sometimes, ordinary people do
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extraordinary things, all in the
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name of hacking.
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Take Nellie, just a regular
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newlywed looking forward to date
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night with her hubby.
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[ Cellphone buzzes ]
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But when word comes in that her
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mother-in-law is visiting...
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>> Mom's coming over. Awesome.
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>> [ Screams ]
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>> ...Nellie hacks her way into
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action, because she's a
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hack hero.
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And her sidekick --
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>> [ groans ]
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>> -- Well, he'll try to keep
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what a mess.
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Before the queen of
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nightmares -- I mean mother --
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arrives, Nellie clears the
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clutter, tucking away her
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storage bags and foil into a
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file holder fastened inside the
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cabinet door.
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Equally hack-worthy, an old wire
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file rack makes for a great way
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to tidy up bulky items.
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Good thing Nellie loves stealing
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office supplies.
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Only a supervillain would find
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fault with this kitchen.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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>> Mom's here.
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>> Oh. Here's one now.
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This isn't Nellie's first battle
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with the beast.
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To help mother feel like she's
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the star of the family photo
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wall, Nellie hacks together
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double-sided picture frames,
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made by attaching two frames
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back-to-back with krazy glue.
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Enter "the dragon."
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And Nellie braces herself for
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combat.
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[ Smooch! ]
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Mother likes the pictures.
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But, of course, she finds
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something to gripe about.
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Oh, she's cold.
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Must be her heart.
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To hack a neck warmer for
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mother, Nellie fills a sock with
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rice and pops it in the
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microwave, where the rice can
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absorb the heat.
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[ Microwave beeps ]
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Perfect for warming up a loved
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one.
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And mother-in-law's, too.
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>> Hmm.
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>> Not that easily vanquished,
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mother brandishes her aching
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feet like some sort of fungal
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foot bomb.
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>> [ Retches ]
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>> Nellie's not going anywhere
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near those terrible talons.
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She hacks a foot massager
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instead.
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Using two balls, Nellie shows
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mother how to self-massage her
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tootsies, rolling them on
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pressure points to stimulate
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circulation and prevent murder.
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To further subdue the beast,
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Nellie applies warm chamomile
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tea bags to ease mother's tired
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eyes.
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Now, with the enemy out cold,
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it's time for Nellie and her man
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to make a quick escape.
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They tiptoe into the other room,
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and it looks like Nellie may
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have saved date night after all.
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[ Crashes ]
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>> Keep it down in there!
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>> Well, almost.
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Hack on, hack hero.
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Today, I'm gearing up to help
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tame the wild mouths of
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Manhattan.
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I'm on the hunt for some willing
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participants to help me answer
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the age-old question, in a world
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without toothbrushes, where do
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you turn -- to your finger or to
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a cotton swab?
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>> It's a hack vs. Hack.
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[ Bell dings ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Teeth, huh?
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>> Yeah.
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>> You guys got them?
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[ Whistles ]
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Hey, guys. How's it going?
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>> Hi.
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>> Have you guys ever brushed
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your teeth, like, without a
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toothbrush?
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>> I used my finger one time.
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>> If you had to use a finger or
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use a cotton swab, which do you
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think would be more effective?
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>> My finger.
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>> You'd probably have more
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texture with the cotton swab.
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>> Finger, 'cause it's more
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flexible.
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>> Ooh!
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>> Cotton swab.
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>> Finger.
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>> Okay, the battle lines have
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been drawn.
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This is the hack vs. Hack.
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[ Bell dings ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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All right, here's how this
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hack vs. Hack is going down.
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We start with delicious
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chocolates.
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>> Mm-hmm.
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>> You guys get those pearly
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whites covered in disgusting
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chocolate.
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Even the chewing is competitive.
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Then, you're gonna brush with
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your hack.
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I'm gonna give you a nice line
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of toothpaste on that chocolaty
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finger of yours.
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>> Uh, when.
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>> Mm-hmm.
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We'll treat it like soft serve.
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You just go until you're happy.
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Wait, now?! Right now?!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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All right, 30 seconds,
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gentlemen.
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3...2...brush!
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>> [ Laughs ]
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>> I like the double-swab
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technique.
400
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That's amazing.
401
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Okay, that's some aggressive
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brushing.
403
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I don't want you to jab an
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artery.
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5...4...3...2...
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That's it. That's time.
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[ Buzzer ]
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Into the bucket.
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You ate the cotton off that
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swab.
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>> [ Laughs ]
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>> Did you spit on a squirrel?
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>> She did.
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>> [ Laughs ]
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>> We have the technology to
416
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find out which has been more
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effective.
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These are plaque-disclosing
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tablets that I stole from my
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dentist.
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Go ahead and pop those in your
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mouth.
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Chew them up.
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These tablets stain your teeth
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red in all the areas that are
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still covered in plaque.
427
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Oh, yeah.
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That's delightful progress.
429
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All right.
430
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It's time for the big reveal.
431
00:11:00,466 --> 00:11:02,076
And we're gonna show off those
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choppers.
433
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Oh, that is close.
434
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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They're stained in between each.
436
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I kind of feel like finger wins
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on this one.
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[ Bell dings ]
439
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>> Yay!
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>> A little red down here, some
441
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up there.
442
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It's actually a pretty good job.
443
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Oh, that's really clean.
444
00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,150
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
445
00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:18,383
It's cotton swab versus finger.
446
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,076
I'm gonna say cotton swab gets
447
00:11:20,116 --> 00:11:20,366
[ bell dings ]
448
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,220
Ooh!
449
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
450
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I'm seeing a little bit of
451
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residue on cotton swab.
452
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And the winner of this
453
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hack vs. Hack is the finger!
454
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:28,273
[ Bell dings ]
455
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,020
>> No!
456
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>> So versatile.
457
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[ Bell dings ]
458
00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,200
[ Party favor blows ]
459
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,203
>> Don't worry.
460
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You're not leaving empty-handed.
461
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Here you guys go.
462
00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,103
>> Do you always walk around
463
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like this?
464
00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:38,126
>> I mean, sometimes, I don't
465
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,116
actually wear shorts, but --
466
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>> [ laughs ]
467
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,053
>> Very clear winner of this
468
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,003
hack vs. Hack.
469
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,083
It is not the cotton swab.
470
00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:44,176
That is effective in a pinch.
471
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:45,296
But if you got to clean your
472
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choppers and you don't have a
473
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toothbrush, just reach for your
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finger.
475
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,133
It's right there, silly.
476
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,176
>> Coming up, we show you how to
477
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turn some pipe into a party.
478
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,203
>> Confetti!
479
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,453
>> And think you know how to go
480
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,433
to the bathroom?
481
00:11:58,466 --> 00:11:59,446
Think again.
482
00:11:59,483 --> 00:12:01,233
>> We're flushed with hacks for
483
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keeping your tushy nice and dry.
484
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:12,016
[ Film projector clicking ]
485
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,470
>> Fertilizer -- the farmer's
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best friend, the crap that makes
487
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:17,033
plants grow.
488
00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:18,416
But did you also know it was a
489
00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:21,050
hack from history?
490
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,166
The pilgrims' food supply
491
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,450
dwindles in the harsh weather of
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the new world.
493
00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:29,153
Their English methods of
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fertilization fail.
495
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,153
Enter squanto, a local native of
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the patuxet tribe.
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00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,250
He teaches the pilgrims to
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repurpose their leftover fish in
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the ground as fertilizer.
500
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:44,183
>> Don't lick it? Stick it.
501
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>> The nitrogen-rich fish
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00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,173
revitalizes the soil.
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00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,330
Corn flourishes.
504
00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:50,046
>> This is great!
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00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,433
Our people are gonna be lifelong
506
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friends.
507
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,096
>> As thanks, the settlers never
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d anything mean or unfair to
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00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,320
native Americans again.
510
00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,230
Which brings us to today.
511
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,196
Most nitrogen fertilizers are
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00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,183
man-made, but fish are still
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00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,176
touted as a natural, organic,
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and great way to fertilize.
515
00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,080
>> Let's keep the fish where
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they belong, in the land!
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00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,233
>> Squanto's fish fertilizer --
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00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:15,446
a truly nourishing
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00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:17,323
hack from history.
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00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,050
[ Twinkle! ]
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00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:38,403
[ Hip-hop music plays ]
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00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:39,453
>> Welcome to
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let's make a thing, where one
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00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:42,346
man's trash is another man's
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treasure.
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00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,016
Today, I'm combining my two
527
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favorite things on this
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planet -- parties and weaponry.
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00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,200
That's right.
530
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,353
I'm gonna teach you how to make
531
00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:52,133
a confetti Cannon.
532
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,276
To make this confetti Cannon,
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00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,366
you'll need a few things that
534
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,280
you can get at any hardware
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00:13:55,316 --> 00:13:56,376
store.
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00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,226
You'll need some pvc pipe...
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A reducer.
538
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:01,476
You'll want a bike pump.
539
00:14:02,016 --> 00:14:03,126
It will be the source of our air
540
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:03,996
pressure.
541
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,073
Got a ball valve.
542
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,150
Last, but not least, we got a
543
00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:08,083
pressure Gauge.
544
00:14:08,116 --> 00:14:10,116
Now let's hack a party!
545
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,270
We actually need to cut a
546
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,030
segment of this pipe to place it
547
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:14,296
here, between the ball valve and
548
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,253
the reducer, so let's get
549
00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:19,303
started.
550
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,473
Now, some people would secure
551
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,330
the pipe to the table, but not
552
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,126
okay.
553
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,276
Now that all of our pieces are
554
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:27,416
laid out, you can see the Cannon
555
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,020
starting to take shape.
556
00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,100
We have to glue everything
557
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,203
together nice and secure.
558
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,223
Before we get to glue, we need
559
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,080
to prime it.
560
00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,266
So, I'm gonna start here by
561
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,350
lining the inside of this end
562
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:38,283
cap.
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00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:40,046
Now, we have to put primer on
564
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all of the places that the
565
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:42,316
pvc pipe is going to make
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contact.
567
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,316
Now, while I'm priming these
568
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,020
things, I should let you know
569
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,200
you're saving a lot of money.
570
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:49,403
This ball valve, these pipes,
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00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,073
the pressure Gauge, the glue,
572
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,300
and the primer -- you're looking
573
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,333
at maybe 40 bucks.
574
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:54,476
That's a huge savings -- a
575
00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:56,196
savings so huge, I'm gonna take
576
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:57,153
a second look at it on the
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screen.
578
00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,100
Holy [bleep]
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00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,053
I hope an editor put numbers
580
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,453
there.
581
00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:05,303
Next, we have to put the actual
582
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glue everywhere we put the
583
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primer to seal the deal.
584
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The fumes are making me hear a
585
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whole marching band.
586
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[ Marching band plays ]
587
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Ohh! So good.
588
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:20,246
Everything about this is a joy.
589
00:15:20,283 --> 00:15:22,053
Screw it in nice and tight.
590
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,353
All right, final piece is glued.
591
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Set that down.
592
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,326
But now we need a way to get air
593
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,126
into this confetti Cannon.
594
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,476
And for that, I'm gonna use an
595
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:33,366
air valve from a bike tire.
596
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,200
Now that we have our air valve,
597
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we need to drill a hole in the
598
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pvc pipe so that it can actually
599
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,083
fit in.
600
00:15:39,116 --> 00:15:40,296
Gonna wrap this plumber's tape
601
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,383
around the threads.
602
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,076
That's not going anywhere.
603
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,416
This pipe is rated for 210 psi,
604
00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:46,000
but we're never gonna get near
605
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,223
that.
606
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,270
That's where this is coming in,
607
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,150
my friends.
608
00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:50,173
Exact same process.
609
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,420
We're gonna drill a hole and pop
610
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,170
in our pressure Gauge so we know
611
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,300
exactly how much pressure is
612
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,373
building up in here, keeping us
613
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,050
nice and safe.
614
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,003
The Gauge is in.
615
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:58,423
I get it.
616
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,050
You're ready to party!
617
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,153
But hold the celebration.
618
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[ Album scratches ]
619
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:04,083
Because this actually has to sit
620
00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:06,416
overnight, 24 hours, then you're
621
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,480
ready for confetti.
622
00:16:09,016 --> 00:16:11,316
That was kind of a rhyme.
623
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,450
Sweet! 24 hours is up!
624
00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,153
First things first, we got to
625
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,453
connect the bike pump, make sure
626
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,183
that the valve here is closed.
627
00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:19,316
And we should see some pressure
628
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,120
building up.
629
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:21,450
We're gonna aim for like
630
00:16:21,483 --> 00:16:24,183
120 psi.
631
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,996
All right, let's disconnect our
632
00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,083
pump, stick in some wonderful
633
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,196
confetti.
634
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:30,283
[ As Tony Montana ] And it's
635
00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:31,196
time to say hello to my little
636
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hack!
637
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,220
Time to s[ Drumroll ]my little
638
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3...2...
639
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,323
Confetti!
640
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:41,200
[ Laughs ]
641
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,103
Hours of work, seconds of fun.
642
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,273
[ Blows ]
643
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,050
You just hacked a thing.
644
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,483
>> Coming up, we reveal your
645
00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,246
number-one hack for going
646
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number two.
647
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[ Slow-motion screaming ]
648
00:16:54,283 --> 00:17:01,103
>> Next in tumblr's hack mail.
649
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,353
>> Oh, oh, oh!
650
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:04,383
[ Water splashes ]
651
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:05,366
Dropping bombs! Ha.
652
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,350
Knowledge bombs.
653
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:07,373
[ Explosion ]
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00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,220
Folks, today, we're dealing with
655
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,470
the unpleasant reality that is
656
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,050
toilet-water splash back.
657
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,233
>> [ Groans ]
658
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,346
Lower the lid and jiggle the
659
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,453
handle, because we're flushed
660
00:17:15,483 --> 00:17:16,473
with hacks for keeping your
661
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,080
tushy nice and dry.
662
00:17:19,116 --> 00:17:21,216
It's tumblr hack mail.
663
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,020
Here's how we're testing things.
664
00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,170
I will be dropping balls this
665
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,000
big into the toilet.
666
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,233
>> And the balls represent --
667
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,066
>> they -- they know, they know.
668
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,330
Also, we'll be lining the throne
669
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:31,326
with some toilet-seat
670
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,996
protectors.
671
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,323
That will absorb the splash back
672
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:36,070
and let us measure which hack is
673
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100
the most effective.
674
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,333
>> Shall we get started?
675
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,376
>> Let's take the kids to the
676
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:40,076
pool.
677
00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:40,466
>> Okay.
678
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,430
Hack number 1.
679
00:17:41,466 --> 00:17:43,296
Abby l. Suggests...
680
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,166
Well, Abby sounds like a pro at
681
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,170
dropping bombs.
682
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,150
>> Sounds like Abby's on a watch
683
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:51,383
list.
684
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,376
>> Sound>> [ Chuckles ]N a watch
685
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:53,996
>> all right. Let's test it.
686
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:54,473
Here we've got our foaming hand
687
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,130
soap.
688
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,066
Here we've g>> hmm.Foaming hand
689
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,030
>> so let's just do a couple
690
00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,246
pumps here.
691
00:17:58,283 --> 00:17:59,323
>> All right, okay.
692
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:00,380
I can see why Abby says use some
693
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:01,246
soap.
694
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:02,403
It's kind of creating a layer,
695
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,403
sort of like some shock
696
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,173
absorption.
697
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,120
>> Okay. Let's line it.
698
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:07,380
>> Ready for a drop?
699
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:08,296
>> Yeah.
700
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,223
>> We're gonna have contact in
701
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,370
3...deuce...
702
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,230
[ In slow-motion ] 1!
703
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:16,166
[ Drumroll ]
704
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,080
Whoa, whoa!
705
00:18:19,116 --> 00:18:20,166
>> Okay.
706
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,050
>> Oh, that is actually not good
707
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,223
at all.
708
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,280
>> It's a little messy.
709
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,446
>> You can see there is quite a
710
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,353
bit of splash back around the
711
00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:27,203
rim.
712
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,153
Bthat would be all thigh ande
713
00:18:28,183 --> 00:18:30,073
buttock contact.
714
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,130
The foam is lighter than the
715
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:31,416
water itself.
716
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:32,380
>> Yeah.
717
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,066
>> So rather than weight it
718
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,050
down, the water just shot up.
719
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,033
>> Okay.
720
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,396
>> Hack number 2, from susie.
721
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,400
I think susie's going through
722
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,073
people's cabinets for more than
723
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,070
saline solution, but she might
724
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:49,400
be on to something.
725
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:50,473
>> She might be.
726
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,200
>> We're looking for a solution
727
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,273
to unwanted contact, are we not,
728
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,200
Brooke?
729
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,023
>> Oh! Good way to put it.
730
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,120
>> Let's try it.
731
00:18:58,150 --> 00:18:59,420
>> Saline has salt in it, which
732
00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,030
I guess could make the water
733
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:02,246
more dense, if you will.
734
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,073
>> And I don't know if that will
735
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,300
actually help anything, but,
736
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,483
scientifically speaking, I think
737
00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:07,416
that's correct.
738
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,470
>> Okay. 3, 2...
739
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,200
[ In slow-motion ] 1!
740
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:15,223
Bombs away!
741
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,380
Susie, we need to talk.
742
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,176
>> Yeah, we do need to talk, but
743
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,296
wipe your butt first, 'cause
744
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,083
it's probably wet.
745
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,246
Does this look particularly
746
00:19:22,283 --> 00:19:23,423
worse than the soap?
747
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,180
>> They look about the same in
748
00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:27,046
terms of just being fails.
749
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,073
>> Let's call it.
750
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:28,480
Time of death -- who cares?
751
00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:30,166
Hack 3!
752
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,230
>> Okay, our final hack comes
753
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:32,096
from Kathy with a "k," who
754
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,473
says...
755
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:42,373
>> Ah. I like this hack, if it
756
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,030
actually works, because this is
757
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,126
something that's available.
758
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,246
I'm imagining timing is of the
759
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:47,403
essence here, 'cause once I put
760
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:48,483
this in, it's gonna start
761
00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,066
absorbing the water, and it's
762
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:50,450
probably gonna sink down.
763
00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:52,123
>> Mm.
764
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,080
>> So I'm gonna place.
765
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:54,076
>> Okay.
766
00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:55,126
>> And then you'll drop in.
767
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:55,416
Ready?
768
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:56,280
>> Mm-hmm.
769
00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,116
>> 3...2...
770
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,200
[ In slow-motion ] Okay!
771
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,253
[ Drumroll ]
772
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:05,433
Wow!
773
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:08,116
>> Oh!
774
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,200
>> It's a Christmas miracle!
775
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:10,173
>> Oh, man.
776
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,350
>> Brooke, that was crazy.
777
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:13,073
The toilet paper completely
778
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,150
caught it and absorbed all of
779
00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,403
the impact.
780
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:16,383
That was an olympic dive there.
781
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,296
>> I mean it.
782
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,153
They did not even break the
783
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:18,453
water.
784
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,373
>> Perfect 10.
785
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,350
>> Perfect 10.
786
00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:21,403
>> I'm holding it up.
787
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,123
Amazing job.
788
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:25,150
Kathy, who knew?
789
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,203
>> Wow!
790
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,003
>> You stealthy crapper, you.
791
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,323
You done did it.
792
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,270
We are awarding folded toilet
793
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:36,120
paper our hack seal of approval.
794
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:38,230
>> You get the gold, Kathy.
795
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:39,346
If you'd like your own
796
00:20:39,383 --> 00:20:41,073
hack seal of approval, go to
797
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,350
hackmylifetrutv.tumblr.com and
798
00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:48,433
submit your hack today.
799
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:49,466
>> You guys know Brooke, my
800
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,080
sweetheart of a co-host.
801
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,216
She doesn't know that I hacked
802
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,420
this amazing thing, so I figure
803
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,470
I should surprise her, 'cause
804
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,470
that's what friends do.
805
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,250
Look what I made!
806
00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:59,223
Oh, my god!
807
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,420
I hacked a thing!
808
00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:00,480
>> Nice work, guys.
809
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:05,080
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