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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,370 >> Water -- it's essential to 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,250 life. 3 00:00:11,283 --> 00:00:13,453 But increased industrialization, 4 00:00:13,483 --> 00:00:15,233 deforestation, and 5 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,316 overconsumption means we're 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,480 facing a global water crisis. 7 00:00:20,016 --> 00:00:22,246 But there's something you can do 8 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,123 to help. 9 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,270 It's a hack that only takes a 10 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:25,020 moment. 11 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,180 [ Liquid flowing ] 12 00:00:26,216 --> 00:00:29,366 Pee in the shower. 13 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,080 By flushing just one less time a 14 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,196 day, you can save over 1,000 15 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:36,073 gallons of water a year. 16 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,180 Don't flush our planet down the 17 00:00:38,216 --> 00:00:39,016 toilet. 18 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:41,280 Pee in your shower today. 19 00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:44,266 Call now. Our drains are open. 20 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,030 [ Pop ] 21 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:47,376 >> Hey! 22 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:49,216 >> ...we hit the streets for 23 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,480 some undercover hacking. 24 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:52,466 >> New York, come on, lend me a 25 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,330 hack! 26 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:55,126 Plus, prison hacks that would 27 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:57,326 make Martha Stewart jealous. 28 00:00:57,366 --> 00:00:59,266 >> An egg hack that will change 29 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:01,070 the way you look at tights. 30 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,030 Nude lady pantyhose. 31 00:01:03,066 --> 00:01:04,266 >> Ever wonder where beer goes 32 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:05,270 after you drink it? 33 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,370 Let's hack a keg urinal. 34 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,370 Back in the keg, of course. 35 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,000 It's a miracle! 36 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:14,120 These shoes are killers. 37 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,100 >> [ Sighing ] Oh. 38 00:01:17,133 --> 00:01:18,123 I'm always like, "it's gonna be 39 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:18,400 fine." 40 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:19,273 Then it's not fine. 41 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,200 >> Well, you might be in luck, 42 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:21,203 because we are testing out a 43 00:01:21,233 --> 00:01:22,383 shoe-stretching hack which could 44 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,446 save your precious little 45 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,253 piggies. 46 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:25,183 Let's find out if it's 47 00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:27,046 hack or wack. 48 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,450 Brooke, how about we make those 49 00:01:28,483 --> 00:01:30,073 shoes a little more comfortable. 50 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:30,450 >> I'd love to. 51 00:01:30,483 --> 00:01:31,483 >> Well, you're in luck, because 52 00:01:32,016 --> 00:01:33,046 today we're using the freezer 53 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:34,133 and a little science to stretch 54 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:35,176 them. 55 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,130 And you want to line the shoe 56 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,016 with the bag. 57 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:40,220 >> I'm already intrigued. 58 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,370 >> Step 2, I'm gonna fill it 59 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,170 with water. 60 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,030 >> Gingerly. 61 00:01:43,066 --> 00:01:44,096 >> These are -- yeah. 62 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:45,223 I feel the bag expanding against 63 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,320 the sides of the shoe already. 64 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,200 >> Okay. 65 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,133 >> So, then we're gonna zip her 66 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,216 on up. 67 00:01:50,350 --> 00:01:51,450 Freeze, they'll condense a 68 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:52,333 little bit. 69 00:01:52,366 --> 00:01:53,476 But the thing about water, it's 70 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:55,226 going to expand, but only by 9%. 71 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:56,416 I can't tell you with exact 72 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,150 certainty what that's going to 73 00:01:58,183 --> 00:01:59,403 do to your shoe, but I can say 74 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:01,203 it will expand a bit. 75 00:02:01,233 --> 00:02:02,123 >> I love you. 76 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:03,420 We've had a good time together. 77 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:05,020 Let's hope you come back in one 78 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:05,350 piece. 79 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:06,273 >> I don't even know you. 80 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,420 I have zero feelings for you. 81 00:02:07,450 --> 00:02:09,120 >> It's like a sexual experience 82 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,080 on your foot, Kevin. 83 00:02:10,116 --> 00:02:13,296 >> Oh. Well, I've had those. 84 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,223 Well, now we wait... 85 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,030 [ Timer beeps ] 86 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:16,026 ...three hours. 87 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:17,376 You want to press the "start" 88 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:18,176 button? 89 00:02:18,216 --> 00:02:19,266 [ Timer beeps ] 90 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,023 [ Grunts ] 91 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:28,146 [ Timer beeping ] 92 00:02:28,183 --> 00:02:29,203 Okay, well, five minutes has 93 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,123 passed. 94 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,150 Let's just cut to when it's 95 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:32,433 done? 96 00:02:32,466 --> 00:02:33,226 You want to do that? 97 00:02:33,266 --> 00:02:35,176 >> Yeah. 98 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:36,196 >> Frozen solid. 99 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:37,423 Here, take one of these. 100 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:38,220 >> All right. 101 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:38,420 [ Pop ] 102 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,270 All right. 103 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,030 >> Hey! 104 00:02:40,066 --> 00:02:41,046 >> This is awesome! 105 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:42,353 >> It's a perfect ice mold, but 106 00:02:42,383 --> 00:02:44,133 the proof is going to be in the 107 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:44,416 piggies. 108 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,350 >> Okay. 109 00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:47,033 >> Here you go. 110 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,076 >> Oh, gosh. 111 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:49,426 Whoo! It's real cold. 112 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:50,326 >> Try the other one. 113 00:02:50,366 --> 00:02:52,226 >> Okay, I will. 114 00:02:52,266 --> 00:02:54,346 That is refreshing. 115 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,133 >> So, Brooke, I defer to you 116 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,226 entirely on this one. 117 00:02:57,266 --> 00:02:58,326 >> It feels better. 118 00:02:58,366 --> 00:03:00,116 It feels a little roomier. 119 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,000 Like 9% worth? 120 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:02,483 >> Science, science. 121 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:03,376 >> Huh? Science? 122 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,096 >> So, Brooke, hack or wack? 123 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:07,303 >> I'm gonna go ahead and call 124 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,323 it a hack. 125 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:10,250 It feels better. 126 00:03:12,033 --> 00:03:13,423 Which you can't beat that. 127 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:17,150 ♪♪♪ 128 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:20,416 [ Stocking stretches ] 129 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,103 >> Think you know every single 130 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,283 way to prepare an egg? 131 00:03:38,316 --> 00:03:39,376 Well, think again. 132 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:41,316 Today I'm gonna teach you a hack 133 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,180 to scramble eggs inside their 134 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:43,466 shell. 135 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,330 >> Wow! 136 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:46,146 >> It's called the golden egg, 137 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:47,253 and it's beautiful. 138 00:03:47,283 --> 00:03:50,383 I just need to do something real 139 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:53,016 quick so we can make this hack 140 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,000 work. 141 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,403 [ Drumroll ] 142 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:56,323 Okay! 143 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,170 [ Crowd cheers ] 144 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,450 All right, free at last. 145 00:03:58,483 --> 00:04:00,423 What you need is a pair of 146 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,420 nylons -- lovely, nude lady 147 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,380 pantyhose. 148 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:05,376 We're gonna take an egg and 149 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,396 slip it into the leg of your 150 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:08,333 stocking. 151 00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:10,196 And you want to try and get it 152 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,033 about halfway down, like so. 153 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:14,096 Hold it kind of close, and then 154 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,283 start spinning it. 155 00:04:15,316 --> 00:04:17,076 And then stop it abruptly so 156 00:04:17,116 --> 00:04:18,446 that the egg spins back at you 157 00:04:18,483 --> 00:04:19,383 very quickly. 158 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:22,216 >> Oh! 159 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,150 >> And this action scrambles the 160 00:04:24,183 --> 00:04:25,303 egg inside the shell. 161 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,483 [ Cheers and applause ] 162 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,070 Drop it into a pot of cold 163 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,400 water, and then bring it to a 164 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:33,433 simmer. 165 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,173 There till it starts boiling. 166 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,420 Then, while we wait, we're gonna 167 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:41,300 put our undergarments back on. 168 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,073 [ Sighs ] 169 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:45,080 I'm gonna go get my egg. 170 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:47,146 All right. 171 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,250 And gently tap away some of the 172 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:54,003 shell. 173 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:56,403 See? It's scrambled perfectly. 174 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:57,483 [ Crowd cheers ] 175 00:04:58,016 --> 00:04:59,176 And the smell -- let me tell you 176 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,266 a thing or two about that. 177 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,100 It smells just like a fart 178 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:03,173 inside a volcano. 179 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,400 Never wanted to shove anything 180 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:05,383 in my face so bad. 181 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:07,126 The egg is scrambled inside the 182 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,266 shell, which is completely 183 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,470 different from a hard-boiled 184 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,280 egg. 185 00:05:10,316 --> 00:05:13,216 See what it tastes like. 186 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,380 Tastes just like an egg. 187 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,246 But we had a lot of fun getting 188 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,083 there. 189 00:05:18,116 --> 00:05:19,226 You know what I'm saying? 190 00:05:19,266 --> 00:05:21,166 >> Sometimes a household item is 191 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,030 so useful, it ascends into the 192 00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:24,466 pantheon of great hacking tools. 193 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,280 Today we celebrate one that's 194 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:28,146 truly become a hack all-star -- 195 00:05:28,183 --> 00:05:30,253 the clothes hanger. 196 00:05:30,283 --> 00:05:32,023 Sure, hangers are like skinny 197 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,320 shoulders that never leave the 198 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:35,020 closet, but with a little 199 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:36,330 hacking, you can set them free. 200 00:05:36,366 --> 00:05:37,216 Need a little outdoor 201 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,200 entertainment on a summer's day? 202 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,170 Bubble wand that's bigger than 203 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:42,470 your head! 204 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,130 It'll be fun! 205 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,346 For at least two seconds. 206 00:05:45,383 --> 00:05:47,033 All-star! 207 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,130 Floor? 208 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,246 Bend wire hangers into double 209 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,483 hooks, and keep those thongs 210 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:52,346 flying high. 211 00:05:52,383 --> 00:05:54,153 All-star! 212 00:05:54,183 --> 00:05:55,433 Did you know a hanger could be a 213 00:05:55,466 --> 00:05:56,316 giant needle? 214 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,480 Bend the wire, attach the 215 00:05:58,016 --> 00:05:59,296 string, and thread it back where 216 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,153 it belongs. 217 00:06:00,183 --> 00:06:01,383 All-star! 218 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:03,246 Want a shortcut for a fancy 219 00:06:03,283 --> 00:06:04,283 garden topiary? 220 00:06:04,316 --> 00:06:06,096 Bend a hanger into a pretty 221 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,453 shape and watch plants grow, 222 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,130 grow, grow around it. 223 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,176 All-star! 224 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:11,426 Jewelry a mess? 225 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:13,266 Eyehooks turn a hanger into a 226 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,180 neat closet organizer for a lady 227 00:06:15,216 --> 00:06:16,166 or a gentleman. 228 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,350 All-star! 229 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:19,420 Forgot the stakes? 230 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:20,380 No problem. 231 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:22,216 Snip off the top of a hanger, 232 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,120 pop it into the ground, and your 233 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,100 tent is secure. 234 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,483 Just pack hangers the next time 235 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:28,296 you go camping, like a normal 236 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,103 person. 237 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:30,253 All-star! 238 00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:32,003 Clothes hangers, it's time to 239 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,303 come out of the closet and into 240 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,373 the hall of fame. 241 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,200 Coming up, learn how to hack a 242 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:38,433 makeover with tools even a 243 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,016 prisoner would have. 244 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:40,380 >> And... 245 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:41,476 >> Do you have any idea how to 246 00:06:42,016 --> 00:06:42,346 clean this up? 247 00:06:42,383 --> 00:06:43,383 >> ...we test america's 248 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:44,376 coffee-stain-removing 249 00:06:44,416 --> 00:06:45,326 hacktitude. 250 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:47,296 >> I'm covered in maxi pads and 251 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,323 banana. O0 c1 252 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:53,433 ♪♪♪ 253 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,030 Extraordinary things, all in the 254 00:06:58,066 --> 00:07:00,476 name of hacking. 255 00:07:01,016 --> 00:07:01,446 Take Holly. 256 00:07:01,483 --> 00:07:03,353 She got into trouble with the 257 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:05,323 law, but this ice-cold criminal 258 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:07,300 is not sticking around for long, 259 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:10,083 because she's a hack 260 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:11,066 supervillain. 261 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,300 >> [ Laughs evilly ] 262 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,153 >> Her secret weapons for 263 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,003 surviving the slammer are 264 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,423 Patience, fortitude, and, of 265 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:19,280 course, feminine products. 266 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:20,996 Holly's trusty tampon 267 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:23,033 applicators are great for hiding 268 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:24,316 smokes and other prison 269 00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:25,270 contraband. 270 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,120 It's like having a secret vault 271 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:29,120 for her stash. 272 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,180 Doesn't mess around with a 273 00:07:32,216 --> 00:07:33,016 lighter. 274 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:34,220 That could be confiscated. 275 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,100 She hacks her own fire by taking 276 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:37,383 a piece of aluminum foil and 277 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,226 touching it to the positive and 278 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:40,996 negative ends of a double-a 279 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:42,103 battery. 280 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:43,283 Smokin'! 281 00:07:43,316 --> 00:07:44,446 [ Electricity crackles ] 282 00:07:44,483 --> 00:07:47,053 Ew! Just 'cause Holly's morals 283 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,103 are rotten doesn't mean her food 284 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:50,023 has to be. 285 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:51,230 Using a half-eaten bag of 286 00:07:51,266 --> 00:07:53,076 cheese curls and leftover ramen 287 00:07:53,116 --> 00:07:54,226 noodles, Holly hacks a 288 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,096 pocket-style prison treat. 289 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,123 She pours the noodles 290 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:59,050 into the bag, adds water, 291 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,323 rolls it up, and shakes. 292 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,150 [ Squish ] 293 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,453 Nice Holly. 294 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,453 Real nice. 295 00:08:06,483 --> 00:08:09,183 It's time to go incognito. 296 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:11,026 Holly dissolves shells off 297 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:13,046 candy-coated chocolate to create 298 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,153 killer lip color. 299 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:16,183 What a man-eater? 300 00:08:16,216 --> 00:08:16,466 >> [ Smooches ] 301 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,220 >> [ Wolf-whistles ] 302 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,450 To up her disguise, this 303 00:08:19,483 --> 00:08:21,333 smooth criminal uses leftover 304 00:08:21,366 --> 00:08:24,046 tampons as curlers! 305 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:26,253 She'll have catwoman waves in 306 00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:27,223 no time. 307 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,430 Next, Holly mixes up a batch of 308 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,026 magic potion. 309 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:32,996 She combines fruit cocktail with 310 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,333 bread for yeast and lets it 311 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:37,346 ferment somewhere out of sight, 312 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,473 like in a toilet. 313 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,370 Orange is the new hack. 314 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:47,070 Complete, it's time for one last 315 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:48,150 killer move. 316 00:08:48,183 --> 00:08:50,233 Will he take the bait? 317 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:52,266 Oh, okay, he's dumber than I 318 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,470 thought. 319 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,226 So, let's raise a glass to 320 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:56,116 Holly. 321 00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:58,100 Thanks to her badass hacks, she 322 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:00,023 now has a man on the inside, 323 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:01,480 because he's a hack 324 00:09:02,016 --> 00:09:04,126 supervillain. 325 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:07,146 [ Music playing crackly ] 326 00:09:19,383 --> 00:09:21,273 Check, 2, 3. 327 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,050 Sibilants... 328 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,223 Cinema... 329 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,230 Syphilis. 330 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,076 I hate this. 331 00:09:27,116 --> 00:09:28,096 You're wearing your favorite 332 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,083 blue shirt, minding your 333 00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:30,046 business, trying to get 334 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,133 caffeinated, and you spill it 335 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:32,016 all over yourself. 336 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:33,220 We've got hidden cameras 337 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:35,050 everywhere to see what kind of 338 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,283 coffee-stain removal hacks 339 00:09:36,316 --> 00:09:38,166 people can invent on the street. 340 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,250 This is "lend me a hack." 341 00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:41,283 Hey, can I bother you guys for 342 00:09:41,316 --> 00:09:42,166 two seconds. 343 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,080 Do you have anything that might 344 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,416 get coffee out of a shirt? 345 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:46,403 Do you have anything that might 346 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:49,103 help? 347 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:50,350 >> Bye. 348 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:51,303 >> "Have you tried a 349 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,173 dry cleaner? 350 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,270 I feel like clorox would be a 351 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,320 good idea, maybe another 352 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:55,200 detergent. 353 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:56,303 I get it, but I'm looking for a 354 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,183 hack. 355 00:09:57,216 --> 00:09:58,216 Do you have anything on you that 356 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,430 would get coffee out of a shirt? 357 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,026 >> How did that happen? 358 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,280 It spilled on my shirt. 359 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:04,116 Yeah, anything. 360 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:05,070 >> I have some hair spray. 361 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,070 >> Yeah, okay. 362 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,350 [ Bugle plays "charge" ] 363 00:10:08,383 --> 00:10:09,373 Okay. 364 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,350 It smells like hair spray. 365 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,073 >> Yeah, I think it's... 366 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,020 >> Not happening, is it? 367 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:16,180 I feel like I could really style 368 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,016 my shirt now. 369 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,280 [ Buzzer ] 370 00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:19,146 Lend me a hack! 371 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,223 Miss, do you have any idea how 372 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,300 to get coffee out of a shirt? 373 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,373 Well, maybe the peel will get 374 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,200 this out? 375 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,103 >> Yeah, try this one. No? 376 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,133 [ Bugle plays "charge" ] 377 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,996 >> Is that working? 378 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,123 No success with the produce. 379 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,070 [ Buzzer ] 380 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,303 And banana all over my shirt. 381 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,183 >> [ Laughing ] No. 382 00:10:35,216 --> 00:10:36,126 >> Someone said banana would get 383 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,016 get coffee out. 384 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,080 Do you have anything that might 385 00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:38,466 get coffee out? 386 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,470 Why am I still scrubbing it with 387 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,330 a banana? 388 00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:41,366 What am I doing with my life? 389 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,203 >> No, anything at this point. 390 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:49,203 [ Bugle plays "charge" ] 391 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,103 So, is that, like a 392 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,153 superabsorbent sort of thing? 393 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,133 Oh, my god. 394 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,366 Is it working? 395 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,230 Oh, my god, it totally is! 396 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,200 Lifting the coffee particles 397 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,323 right out of the fabric. 398 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:01,480 It's a hack! 399 00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:03,146 [ Bell dings ] 400 00:11:03,183 --> 00:11:04,383 I'm not gonna shake your hand, 401 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:06,126 'cause I'm covered in maxi pads 402 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:06,466 and banana. 403 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,400 >> [ Laughing ] 404 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,323 >> Thank you. 405 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:10,050 Well, if I didn't look creepy 406 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,323 standing on the corner, talking 407 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:13,100 to myself, before, now that i'm 408 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,473 holding panty liners... 409 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,473 Coming, we reveal a leaky-faucet 410 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,150 hack that will save you 411 00:11:19,183 --> 00:11:20,203 sleepless nights. 412 00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,133 >> And a hack master shows you 413 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,016 how to upgrade your man-cave 414 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,050 with a new loo. 415 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,073 >> It's a miracle! O0 c1 416 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,403 ♪♪♪ 417 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:34,323 [ Film projector whirring ] 418 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:36,070 >> The ice cream cone! 419 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,020 The very best kind of cone there 420 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:38,380 is. 421 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,216 But did you also know it was a 422 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:43,130 hack from history? 423 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,420 A local vendor's ice cream is so 424 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,330 popular, he runs out of cups. 425 00:11:50,366 --> 00:11:51,196 >> Aw! 426 00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,353 >> Kind of a bad planner, i'd 427 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:53,233 say. 428 00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,426 What are his customers supposed 429 00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:55,296 to do? 430 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,173 Eat it with their bare hands? 431 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,400 No way! 432 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,070 Ernest a. Hamwi has a tasty hack 433 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,380 right on the griddle. 434 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,076 >> Hey, buddy, why don't you 435 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,316 just use one of these crunchy 436 00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:08,450 waffles no one is buying? 437 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,373 >> And faster than a brain 438 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,370 freeze, the ice cream cone is 439 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,170 born. 440 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,220 News quickly spreads... 441 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,170 >> Extra, extra! 442 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,330 >> ...and for the first time, 443 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,026 young lovers can eat ice cream 444 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:18,446 and 445 00:12:18,483 --> 00:12:19,333 >> [ giggles ] 446 00:12:19,366 --> 00:12:20,466 >> Scandalous. 447 00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:25,166 The ice cream cone still frees 448 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,100 up one hand for important 449 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,323 activities. 450 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:31,030 The ice cream cone -- a truly 451 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:34,116 delectable hack from history. 452 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,480 >> Would you know what to use to 453 00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:39,126 hack your way out of a jam? 454 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,326 Let's find out in today's 455 00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:41,166 pop quiz. 456 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,470 [ Water dripping ] 457 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,430 What's up, bro? 458 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,216 Sound of your faucet keeping you 459 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,220 up all night, huh? 460 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,200 Well, stop stressing, sleepy? 461 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:52,253 There's a hack right nearby that 462 00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,233 can tame that terrible sound. 463 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:55,246 Let's see if you know what it 464 00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:56,303 is. 465 00:12:58,283 --> 00:13:00,253 "B," a playing card? 466 00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:03,003 Or, "c," a spool of thread? 467 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,300 Spool of thread? 468 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,183 >> Hey, nice work, smarty-pants! 469 00:13:07,216 --> 00:13:08,216 You got it right! 470 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,280 >> [ Laughs ] 471 00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:10,176 >> It's simple. 472 00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:11,416 Just take some thread and tie it 473 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,100 around the end of your faucet. 474 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,433 Then run the thread straight 475 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:15,426 down the drain. 476 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,266 The water will drip down the 477 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,080 thread instead of into your 478 00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:20,416 sink, stopping that annoying 479 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,100 noise. 480 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,203 Now you'll sleep like a baby. 481 00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:25,123 >> [ Snoring ] 482 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,470 >> That's today's pop quiz. 483 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,150 Your prize? 484 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,433 Knowledge. 485 00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:35,203 ♪♪♪ 486 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:43,350 [ Cat meows ] 487 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,153 [ Cat meows ] 488 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:47,333 >> Beer -- it is the greatest 489 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:49,016 invention ever. 490 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,050 The problem is that, the moment 491 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,053 you get it in your mouth, it 492 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,073 wants to come out of you, and 493 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:52,450 that's no good. 494 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,033 That's why I'm here with master 495 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,066 hacker David swytowski. 496 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,200 He's gonna show us how a true 497 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,053 beer lover gets relief... 498 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,353 With a keg urinal. 499 00:14:03,183 --> 00:14:04,473 What makes you qualified to hack 500 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,020 a keg into a urinal? 501 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,450 >> Well, avid beer drinker. 502 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:08,203 >> Okay? 503 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,103 >> Avid plumber. 504 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:09,353 >> Yeah. 505 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:10,403 >> Avid urinator. 506 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,023 >> You checked all my boxes. 507 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,070 That's good. 508 00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:15,226 Can actually do this. 509 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:16,316 They could take a keg, they can 510 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,350 cut it, and you're telling me 511 00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:18,433 they can turn this into a fully 512 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,296 functional urinal? 513 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,353 >> Absolutely. 514 00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:23,016 Beer-keg urinal? 515 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,230 >> Well, any man-cave, back of 516 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,116 the garage. 517 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:26,080 >> I guess, like, maybe you got 518 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,066 a pool and don't want people 519 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,020 dipping, getting wet, and 520 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:28,300 running inside. 521 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,103 >> Exactly. 522 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:29,423 >> Throw one outside. 523 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,450 >> Perfect. 524 00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:33,216 Cheaper than buying an actual 525 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:33,430 urinal. 526 00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:34,396 >> Absolutely. 527 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,323 >> All right, let's hack a keg 528 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,250 urinal. 529 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,196 All right, you've got the full 530 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,433 face shield, and I've got this, 531 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,196 which tells me I should probably 532 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,373 take a giant step over here. 533 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,220 >> Oh, yeah. 534 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,120 >> All right, first, you're 535 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,170 gonna want to cut a hole in the 536 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:47,420 keg. 537 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,380 [ Saw buzzing ] 538 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:53,046 Just delightful! 539 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,283 Approximately two hours later, 540 00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:55,466 David, you're done with this 541 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,170 cut? 542 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,050 >> Yep. 543 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,183 >> And what about this guy here? 544 00:14:58,216 --> 00:14:59,276 >> Once you take a retaining 545 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,366 ring out here, the dip tube 546 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,380 comes out in one piece. 547 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,096 >> Got it. So, that's removed. 548 00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:06,376 The urinal to the wall. 549 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,246 >> Yes. 550 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:08,273 >> So, then how do we actually 551 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,300 clean this bad boy out? 552 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,433 >> You're gonna use recovered 553 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,466 rainwater to flush this urinal. 554 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,050 Bucket, you drilled a hole in 555 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,133 it to connect to more pipes to 556 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:16,996 put it into here. 557 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:17,373 >> Yes. 558 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,330 >> So, your rainwater is gonna 559 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:19,996 collect up here, it's gonna come 560 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:20,333 down the pipe. 561 00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:21,346 This will normally be... 562 00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:22,123 >> Closed. 563 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:22,450 >> Yeah, closed. 564 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:24,083 That'll stop the flow. 565 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,300 It's gonna flush the urinal. 566 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,173 >> All right. 567 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,320 >> So, David, is this up to, 568 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,370 like, a plumbing code? 569 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,220 >> It's up to keg-urinal code. 570 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,020 >> Good enough for me. 571 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,170 This isn't - what are you doing 572 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,030 there? 573 00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:35,466 >> I'm creating the flushing 574 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,350 device. 575 00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:37,303 >> Oh, 'cause if we didn't have 576 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,423 that, it would just go straight 577 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:39,300 down. 578 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,233 Here, you're making, like, a pvc 579 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,346 waterfall shower head of sorts. 580 00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:42,233 >> Exactly. 581 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:43,026 >> Okay. 582 00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:43,326 >> Here we go. 583 00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:45,116 >> [ Laughs ] 584 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,200 Okay, so, you're getting the 585 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,153 final piece on there. 586 00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:48,173 Now, that could drain to 587 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,220 anywhere you can pipe that. 588 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,280 >> Out behind the fence, to your 589 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,316 neighbor's yard, whatever you 590 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,200 like to do with it. 591 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:53,033 Urine is sterile. 592 00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:54,346 You can pipe it to a garden. 593 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,466 Actually water your plants? 594 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,170 >> Absolutely. 595 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,270 >> So, now we just need our 596 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,430 rainwater to flush the toilet. 597 00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,346 I love that it's a hack within a 598 00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,233 hack, that we can repurpose it. 599 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,326 It's very green... 600 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,466 Or yellow or however you want to 601 00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:08,266 look at it. 602 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,020 It's great. 603 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,080 >> Let it fly. 604 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,126 [ Water running ] 605 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,216 >> It's a miracle! 606 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,300 The shower function totally 607 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,133 works. 608 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,076 It got the water all over. 609 00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:18,196 Most importantly -- the hack 610 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,233 within the hack -- we're 611 00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:20,196 watering our plants! 612 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,373 >> How do you beat that? 613 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,050 We're recycling this rainwater. 614 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,273 This is a great hack, David. 615 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,080 >> Thank you. 616 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:27,066 >> No, thank you, man. 617 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:27,450 I appreciate it. 618 00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:28,473 You want to get a beer? 619 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,070 >> Did you wash your hands? 620 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,050 >> Uh, what? 621 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,353 >> Huh? 622 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,033 >> Ugh! 623 00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:34,446 >> ...no deodorant? 624 00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:36,033 No problem. 625 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:37,376 Viewer hacks that don't stink. 626 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:38,476 This is only gonna hurt a little 627 00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:39,296 bit. 628 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,203 >> Is it? Why would it? 629 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,483 >> Next, in tumblr's hack mail. 630 00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:48,396 >> Body odor -- the silent 631 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,353 killer of your social life. 632 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:51,483 >> Haven't showered in three 633 00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,166 days, and I've been doing this 634 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,150 all morning, Brooke. 635 00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:56,133 >> Yep, we know. 636 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,026 So, this is why we're turning to 637 00:16:58,066 --> 00:16:59,426 you, the people, to help us hack 638 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:01,096 some natural deodorant. 639 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,423 >> Ugh! 640 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,483 For you, dear viewer, because we 641 00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:11,066 are about to put your hacks to a 642 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,230 very sensual test. 643 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:13,446 >> Whoa. You smell. 644 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:14,323 >> Hmm? 645 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,200 >> Oh, wow. That's strong. 646 00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,446 @mrsthecobra. 647 00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:21,473 She writes... 648 00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:27,366 >> Sounds like something we 649 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,000 should try, because we've got 650 00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:30,133 the ingredients in front of us 651 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,296 and a bowl and some stink pits. 652 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,133 >> Yeah, we do have that. 653 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,146 So, @mrsthecobra suggests four 654 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,223 parts baking soda to three parts 655 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,220 coconut oil. 656 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,000 >> Got some tea tree oil. 657 00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,353 >> And it has antibacterial and 658 00:17:41,383 --> 00:17:42,483 antifungal properties. 659 00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:43,466 [ Sniffs ] 660 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,020 Smells good. 661 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:45,473 >> Yeah. 662 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,200 >> Okay. 663 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,033 >> Ready? 664 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,076 >> Load me up, buttercup. 665 00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:48,996 >> All right. 666 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,423 >> Oh! That's cold and wet. 667 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:53,080 >> This is the most intimate 668 00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,196 thing I've ever done with 669 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,053 anyone. 670 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:55,433 >> I don't like any part of 671 00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:56,276 this. 672 00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:57,076 Okay, let me get active real 673 00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:57,296 quick. 674 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,183 >> Oh, sure. 675 00:17:58,216 --> 00:17:59,066 >> Let me just hype this up for 676 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,070 you a little bit. 677 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,480 Huh? High activity. 678 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,296 How was it? 679 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,103 [ Both sniffing ] 680 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,053 I mean, it smells fine. 681 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,033 It smells like any other 682 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:08,326 deodorant. 683 00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:09,216 I'd give this a whirl. 684 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,080 >> And it's like the natural 685 00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:12,346 deodorant I pay $18 for. 686 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,303 >> Well, you ready for hack 687 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,023 number two? 688 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,100 >> Yep. 689 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,453 Alejandra from Texas. 690 00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,473 She says... 691 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,103 >> No. 692 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,303 >> We're doing this. 693 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,303 >> Why?! 'Cause it kills germs? 694 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,183 >> Yes. 695 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:29,996 >> You have very sensitive pores 696 00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,023 in your armpits. 697 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,330 They're designed to irrigate 698 00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,176 your system, to flush yourself 699 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,996 out if you're overheating or 700 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:36,483 there's toxins. 701 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,296 I don't know that it's a good 702 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,203 idea to mash hand sanitizer into 703 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:41,073 them. 704 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:41,480 >> How about we put on just a 705 00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:43,066 baby amount, just to see how it 706 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,080 feels? 707 00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:46,116 >> Mm-hmm, okay. 708 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:46,470 >> Whoo! 709 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,070 >> That's really cold, yep. 710 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,050 All right. Okay! 711 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:50,483 >> All right, all right, all 712 00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:51,196 right. 713 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,023 >> Oh, yeah! 714 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:52,220 That doesn't feel good! 715 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,120 >> Uh... 716 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,000 >> Aah! 717 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,003 Alejandra! 718 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,053 Why, Alejandra, why?! 719 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,453 I would recommend that to 720 00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:00,303 nobody. 721 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,103 >> No. 722 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,153 >> Not at all. 723 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,050 User name is @tinyshinyheart. 724 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,103 Aww! 725 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,173 She says... 726 00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,173 >> Iodine? 727 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,250 >> Iodine. 728 00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,183 [ Woman screams ] 729 00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:20,226 >> Why for my armpits? 730 00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:21,126 >> [ Chuckles ] 731 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:22,116 >> Simple question. 732 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,370 >> Okay, if we're gonna unpack 733 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,120 this... 734 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:25,000 >> Please do. 735 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,253 >> ...iodine -- it was put on, 736 00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:27,453 like, freshly sawed-off legs 737 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,100 during the civil war era. 738 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,253 It's like a disinfectant. 739 00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:31,123 Have a seat. 740 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:32,030 >> [ Grunts ] 741 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:32,416 >> Lie down. 742 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,080 Take a few deep breaths. 743 00:19:34,116 --> 00:19:34,426 >> Okay. 744 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,346 >> This is only gonna hurt a 745 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,173 little bit. 746 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,280 >> Is it? Why would it? 747 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,433 >> Great, I'm happy to 748 00:19:39,466 --> 00:19:40,246 Guinea-pig. 749 00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:41,183 >> Okay. 750 00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:42,276 >> Okay. Yep. 751 00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:43,116 Okay. 752 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,100 >> A few drops on your -- 753 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,183 >> [ gasps ] Oh, my god! 754 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:45,466 >> What? Really? 755 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,220 >> Oh, my god! 756 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:46,480 >> Really? 757 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:47,276 >> No, it's fine. 758 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,416 >> [ Sighing ] Oh. 759 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:50,450 Anything. 760 00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:52,233 >> Right. I mean, a neutral odor 761 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,416 is better than a bad odor. 762 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:54,370 >> Agreed. 763 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,320 But even if it is a miracle 764 00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:58,270 natural deodorant, it's not 765 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,370 cost-effective. 766 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,070 This stuff is like $30 a bottle. 767 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,480 What have we learned here today? 768 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:05,116 Well, let's start with 769 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,080 hand sanitizer. 770 00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:07,276 We've learned that it's a 771 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,116 relatively inexpensive hack for 772 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,370 your armpits, but it's also 773 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,000 filled with chemicals that I 774 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:12,403 can't pronounce. 775 00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:14,023 >> I just do not think it's 776 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,230 something you want to be putting 777 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,346 into your body on a regular 778 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,073 basis. 779 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:17,480 Ugh! 780 00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:19,326 >> I'm going to agree with you. 781 00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:20,426 Next up, the iodine. 782 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:23,016 Even if it is the most effective 783 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,080 miracle serum on the planet, it 784 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:27,346 is priced out of my reach. 785 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,150 "Hack my life" seal of approval 786 00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:33,153 to @mrsthecobra's homemade 787 00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:34,133 deodorant. 788 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,146 [ Cheers and applause ] 789 00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:36,303 Congrats to you and your entire 790 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,203 snake den. 791 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,323 >> Think you got what it takes 792 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:40,370 to be a tumblr hack mailer? 793 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,270 Head on over to... 794 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,430 Hackmylifetrutv.tumblr.com 795 00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,116 and send us some of your most 796 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,350 creative hacks for everyday life 797 00:20:46,383 --> 00:20:48,053 problems, and we'll feature it 798 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,483 on here, maybe. 799 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,116 >> This looks like a prop from 800 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,220 the set of a new "star wars" 801 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:53,450 movie. 802 00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:54,323 >> [ Laughs ] 803 00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,350 Yeah, it's the least fortunate 804 00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:56,083 droid. 805 00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:57,026 >> R2-keg2... 806 00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:57,376 >> [ Laughs ] 807 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,226 >> ...I'm gonna piss on you. 808 00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,096 >> Exactly. 809 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:04,696 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49406

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