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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:09,396 >> Do you wish you looked like 2 00:00:09,433 --> 00:00:11,003 you had more hair? 3 00:00:11,033 --> 00:00:11,383 >> Always. 4 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:12,476 >> What about you? 5 00:00:13,016 --> 00:00:13,366 >> Sure! 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,330 >> And you? 7 00:00:14,366 --> 00:00:15,396 >> [Bleep] Off. 8 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,383 >> Then you need the hack club 9 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,396 for men. 10 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:21,183 >> Awesome! 11 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,220 Specializes in hiding your bald 12 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,480 spot using household items, 13 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:28,216 like shoe Polish... 14 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:30,220 Cocoa powder... 15 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:33,030 Or your own beard shavings! 16 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,376 Call now, and we'll tell you how 17 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:36,126 to apply these products with 18 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,426 hair spray to make them stick. 19 00:00:37,466 --> 00:00:39,346 So, stop looking like you don't 20 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:41,223 have hair and, instead, start 21 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,430 looking like you might. 22 00:00:42,466 --> 00:00:44,376 >> Thanks, hack club for men! 23 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:47,376 ♪♪♪ 24 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:48,396 >> Tonight... 25 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:49,233 >> Ohh! 26 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,266 >> ...on "hack my life"... 27 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,370 >> I feel like a lady. 28 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,250 >> Me too. 29 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:54,003 >> ...prepare to be shocked and 30 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,283 awed by our life-saving hacks. 31 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:56,316 >> Ah! Okay! 32 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,200 >> We show you how to get extra 33 00:00:58,233 --> 00:01:00,083 mileage out of your bike chain. 34 00:01:00,116 --> 00:01:02,066 >> Plus, learn how to hack back 35 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,070 the clock with these age-defying 36 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:04,400 tricks. 37 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:05,283 >> Ohh! 38 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,146 >> And turn olive oil into soap 39 00:01:07,183 --> 00:01:09,053 with a hack that'll arouse the 40 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:09,373 senses. 41 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,030 >> Smells amazing. 42 00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:11,396 >> Good. 43 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:13,033 >> The soap does, too. 44 00:01:13,066 --> 00:01:14,226 >> [ Laughs ] 45 00:01:16,183 --> 00:01:18,173 This is "hack my life." 46 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,030 ♪♪♪ 47 00:01:20,066 --> 00:01:21,226 You ever start a diy project, 48 00:01:21,266 --> 00:01:22,476 and then you realize, "oh, these 49 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,176 screws won't fit, and I don't 50 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:25,426 have any of those little plastic 51 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:26,376 anchor thingies"? 52 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:28,116 Not to get too technical. 53 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:29,280 >> Yeah, and then you get going, 54 00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:30,316 and you're like, "whoops, 55 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:31,230 wrong-sized drill. 56 00:01:31,266 --> 00:01:32,226 I destroyed your wall." 57 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,466 >> Exactly. Well, don't worry. 58 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,220 We can help you save your walls 59 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:36,330 and your pride in today's 60 00:01:36,366 --> 00:01:37,316 hack vs. Hack. 61 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:39,030 [ Cheers and applause ] 62 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,353 Hack vs. Hack is going down. 63 00:01:41,383 --> 00:01:43,223 I'll be using toothpicks. 64 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:44,080 >> Yeah. 65 00:01:44,116 --> 00:01:45,326 I'm using chewing gum. 66 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:46,466 >> And hopefully these will take 67 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,070 the place of traditional wall 68 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:48,430 anchors. 69 00:01:48,466 --> 00:01:49,296 >> We're just gonna hang up a 70 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:50,253 shelving unit, and then we're 71 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:53,423 gonna put them to the test. 72 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:55,130 It's not rude to chew gum and 73 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:55,996 host, right? 74 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,023 >> Just put it in the hole, 75 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,420 please. 76 00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:01,250 >> So, I got my gum ready to go. 77 00:02:01,283 --> 00:02:03,273 It's like putty. 78 00:02:04,466 --> 00:02:05,446 Beautiful. Look at that. 79 00:02:05,483 --> 00:02:07,103 >> Yeah, that's anchored pretty 80 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:07,353 nicely. 81 00:02:07,383 --> 00:02:12,223 >> Yeah, it is. 82 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,166 >> I don't know. 83 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,150 Let's give it a go. 84 00:02:15,183 --> 00:02:16,283 >> How does this even work? 85 00:02:16,316 --> 00:02:17,476 >> I'm gonna put the screw into 86 00:02:18,016 --> 00:02:18,266 the wall. 87 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,120 >> Okay. 88 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:20,170 >> And then you're anchoring 89 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,270 them with the toothpicks. 90 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,050 You're just gonna create less 91 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,303 space for the screw to move. 92 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:25,433 And I guess you can put in as 93 00:02:25,466 --> 00:02:27,076 many as you want until you get 94 00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:28,226 the amount of tension that you 95 00:02:28,266 --> 00:02:28,416 need. 96 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:29,330 >> Okay. 97 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,396 My hack was way more delicious. 98 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:31,373 I can tell you that much. 99 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,250 >> Yeah. 100 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:33,453 All right, now, what we're gonna 101 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:35,123 do is add weight to each of 102 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,380 these shelves to see which hack 103 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,416 holds up the longest. 104 00:02:42,383 --> 00:02:43,453 Childhood memories here. 105 00:02:43,483 --> 00:02:45,083 I'm gonna go ahead and just pop 106 00:02:45,116 --> 00:02:46,016 them right on there. 107 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,420 Look at this beautiful baby boy. 108 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:49,180 >> Aww. Look at baby Kevin. 109 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:50,026 >> You're gonna win a 110 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:51,466 hack vs. Hack someday. 111 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,050 >> I'm a little nervous about my 112 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:53,273 shelf. 113 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,130 >> Are you? 114 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:55,026 You don't think the toothpicks 115 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:56,076 are gonna hold? 116 00:02:56,116 --> 00:02:56,296 Oh! 117 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:57,153 >> [ Sighs ] 118 00:02:57,183 --> 00:02:58,073 >> [ Groans ] 119 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:58,370 >> Okay. 120 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,470 >> Even she's unsure. 121 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,080 Well, I know that I'm just such 122 00:03:01,116 --> 00:03:01,996 a little winner. 123 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:03,173 Even little old me gets a little 124 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,250 trophy 'cause he's so good! 125 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:05,383 >> I'm gonna put my favorite 126 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,146 cassette. 127 00:03:06,183 --> 00:03:07,133 >> Just one of them? 128 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:08,016 >> Just one. 129 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,170 >> 'Cause I like to take a stack 130 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,350 of cassettes and put them right 131 00:03:10,383 --> 00:03:11,203 on there. 132 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,483 One book up here and another 133 00:03:13,016 --> 00:03:14,166 book over here and... 134 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,050 >> Well, I'm gonna go ahead and 135 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,383 be a little smug and put up a 136 00:03:17,416 --> 00:03:19,196 "congratulations" mug for my 137 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,023 victory. 138 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:20,450 >> Little smug mug there. 139 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:21,280 [ Shelf creaks ] 140 00:03:21,316 --> 00:03:23,126 Okay! Did you hear that? 141 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,016 >> Yep. 142 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,280 >> I've played kerplunk once or 143 00:03:25,316 --> 00:03:26,126 twice. 144 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:27,316 That's the sound of danger. 145 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:28,180 >> Whew! 146 00:03:28,216 --> 00:03:29,216 This is shelf jenga, for sure. 147 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,030 >> Okay, well, let's add some 148 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:31,426 more weight. 149 00:03:31,466 --> 00:03:32,476 These little trucks and this 150 00:03:33,016 --> 00:03:34,076 little egg -- I'm gonna go ahead 151 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:35,196 and get these bad boys on there. 152 00:03:35,233 --> 00:03:37,233 Oh! Easy, buddy. 153 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:38,116 Those are great. 154 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:39,030 >> Old polaroids. 155 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:39,396 >> Yeah. 156 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:40,273 Well, I could snap a photo of 157 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,180 you when you lose this 158 00:03:41,216 --> 00:03:42,246 challenge, which might be right 159 00:03:42,283 --> 00:03:46,483 when you put that on the shelf. 160 00:03:47,016 --> 00:03:47,376 >> So... 161 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:48,266 >> Yeah. 162 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,170 >> Yeah. 163 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:49,470 >> [ Smooches ] 164 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,320 Pièce De résistance. 165 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:53,120 A young Kevin should come up 166 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,480 here and admire his handiwork. 167 00:03:55,016 --> 00:03:56,346 Who knew he loved gum at such an 168 00:03:56,383 --> 00:03:58,433 early age? 169 00:03:58,466 --> 00:04:00,046 And now he gets to enjoy it. 170 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:01,053 >> That's a lovely shelf. 171 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,073 Great with decorating. 172 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,170 >> You're so supportive, just 173 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,000 like my shelf. 174 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,023 Ah! Ah! 175 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:07,000 >> Okay, that didn't work. 176 00:04:07,033 --> 00:04:08,453 >> Okay! That was loud. 177 00:04:08,483 --> 00:04:09,283 >> Whew! 178 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,426 >> That was aggressive. 179 00:04:10,466 --> 00:04:11,376 >> Yikes. 180 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,996 >> So close, but so clear. 181 00:04:14,483 --> 00:04:15,333 [ Cheers and applause ] 182 00:04:15,366 --> 00:04:17,026 Another hack vs. Hack in the 183 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:18,326 books, and if you don't have any 184 00:04:18,366 --> 00:04:20,046 drywall anchors handy and you 185 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,303 can't screw into a stud, reach 186 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,023 for the chewing gum. 187 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:25,273 >> Hey, can you say "screw into 188 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,330 a stud" on television? 189 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,126 >> Probably not the way you just 190 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:28,476 said it, no. 191 00:04:29,016 --> 00:04:29,226 >> Okay. 192 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:31,116 >> Yeah. 193 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:33,250 ♪♪♪ 194 00:04:53,483 --> 00:04:55,203 >> Scraping the bottom of the 195 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:56,453 barrel is not just for dating 196 00:04:56,483 --> 00:04:57,333 anymore. 197 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,046 You can scrape the bottom of the 198 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,223 barrel to hack together a 199 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,170 delicious meal. 200 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,000 >> Ooh! 201 00:05:02,033 --> 00:05:03,253 >> So, come on, you slobs. 202 00:05:03,283 --> 00:05:05,273 Let's exert little to no effort. 203 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,430 Look at these sad, boring, plain 204 00:05:07,466 --> 00:05:08,326 noodles. 205 00:05:08,366 --> 00:05:10,196 Well, we're gonna spice them up 206 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:11,303 with a peanut satay. 207 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,353 What you need first and foremost 208 00:05:13,383 --> 00:05:15,373 is a mostly empty jar of peanut 209 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,200 butter. 210 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,203 >> Ahh! 211 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,053 >> I have a lot of those lying 212 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,233 around...because I'm an 213 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:21,246 emotional eater. 214 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:23,223 Next you'll need some soy sauce. 215 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,070 Tread lightly with this just 216 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,180 because there's a lot of sodium, 217 00:05:27,216 --> 00:05:28,346 which I don't have a problem 218 00:05:28,383 --> 00:05:29,053 with. 219 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:29,433 I love salt. 220 00:05:29,466 --> 00:05:31,276 Do you ever eat so much salt you 221 00:05:31,316 --> 00:05:32,276 go up a cup size? 222 00:05:32,316 --> 00:05:33,116 Anyways... 223 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,020 [ Laughter ] 224 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:35,250 Next you need some ground 225 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:36,103 ginger. 226 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,353 Go lightly with this one, as 227 00:05:37,383 --> 00:05:38,183 well. 228 00:05:38,216 --> 00:05:39,326 It is surprisingly spicy. 229 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:42,376 And some chopped garlic. 230 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:44,226 It smells awesome. 231 00:05:44,266 --> 00:05:47,346 Put the lid on and shake it -- 232 00:05:47,383 --> 00:05:48,433 unh! -- Like you're angry. 233 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:50,066 Think of someone you hate and 234 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,030 just be like, "unh!" 235 00:05:51,066 --> 00:05:52,026 You're shredding! 236 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:53,476 I'm getting so ripped shaking 237 00:05:54,016 --> 00:05:54,266 this. 238 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:55,130 >> Aah! 239 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:57,266 ♪♪♪ 240 00:06:01,483 --> 00:06:02,373 Yes. 241 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,420 This looks really, really good. 242 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:07,070 Mix it. 243 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,480 Last step -- shovel it into your 244 00:06:09,016 --> 00:06:10,016 pie hole. 245 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,170 Oh. Okay. Mm-hmm. 246 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,020 Oh, I can feel my boobs getting 247 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:16,380 bigger. 248 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:17,996 And who would have known that 249 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:19,173 you could have gotten all of 250 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,350 this from your little hacked 251 00:06:20,383 --> 00:06:21,323 peanut butter jar? 252 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:23,030 Who's ready for dessert? 253 00:06:23,066 --> 00:06:24,226 Get this out of my face. 254 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:25,046 [ Bowl shatters ] 255 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,303 >> Ohh! 256 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,253 >> Sometimes a household item is 257 00:06:28,283 --> 00:06:30,153 so useful, it ascends into the 258 00:06:30,183 --> 00:06:32,103 pantheon of great hacking tools. 259 00:06:32,133 --> 00:06:33,483 Today we celebrate one that's 260 00:06:34,016 --> 00:06:35,416 truly become a hack all-star -- 261 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:38,230 twist ties. 262 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:39,996 Sure, they keep your bread 263 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,453 fresh, but these tiny twist ties 264 00:06:41,483 --> 00:06:43,073 can do so much more. 265 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,080 Hey, nerds, glasses lost their 266 00:06:45,116 --> 00:06:45,396 screw? 267 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:47,183 Just use a twist tie as a 268 00:06:47,216 --> 00:06:48,176 temporary fix. 269 00:06:48,216 --> 00:06:49,416 Strip it down to the wire, 270 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,230 thread through the screw hole, 271 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:53,016 twist, and enjoy the gift of 272 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:53,420 sight again. 273 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:54,480 >> All-star. 274 00:06:55,016 --> 00:06:56,166 >> Make a recycled garden 275 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:56,470 trellis. 276 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,130 By securing old six-pack 277 00:06:58,166 --> 00:06:59,446 containers together with twist 278 00:06:59,483 --> 00:07:01,203 ties, you'll help your garden 279 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:03,023 vines grow, and you'll save a 280 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,320 few baby seals in the process. 281 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:05,230 >> All-star. 282 00:07:05,266 --> 00:07:07,166 >> Keep ear buds from becoming a 283 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,000 tangled mess by wrapping them 284 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:10,353 into a coil and securing them 285 00:07:10,383 --> 00:07:11,403 with a twist tie. 286 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:13,253 >> Cool bag, bro. 287 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:14,203 >> All-star. 288 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,103 >> Want to hide your bra for a 289 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:17,133 racerback shirt? 290 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:18,426 Use a twist tie to make an 291 00:07:18,466 --> 00:07:20,026 instant bra strap. 292 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:22,296 Sayonara, unsightly straps. 293 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,453 >> All-star. 294 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,233 >> During the holidays, twist 295 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:26,476 ties are like Santa's little 296 00:07:27,016 --> 00:07:28,196 helpers, keeping ornaments 297 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:29,303 securely on the tree. 298 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,173 >> All-star. 299 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,480 >> Broken clasp on your pet 300 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:33,366 cage? 301 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,180 Use a twist tie to keep the door 302 00:07:35,216 --> 00:07:36,216 securely closed. 303 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,030 Even puppies can't deny the 304 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,246 power of the twist tie. 305 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:40,073 [ Dog barking ] 306 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,030 >> All-star. 307 00:07:42,066 --> 00:07:43,996 >> Strong and flexible, ready 308 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:46,033 for anything, the twist tie has 309 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,076 proven itself a worthy all-star. 310 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,400 You how to glide into your 311 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,173 golden years with grace. 312 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:54,420 And... 313 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:55,430 >> There it goes! 314 00:07:55,466 --> 00:07:57,326 >> ...Kevin and his lumberjack 315 00:07:57,366 --> 00:07:59,216 friend test a hack that's off 316 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,100 the chain. 317 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:02,123 >> That was satisfying. O0 c1 318 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,320 [ dramatic music playing ] 319 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:09,400 >> Sometimes ordinary people do 320 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:12,003 extraordinary things all in the 321 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,103 name of hacking. 322 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:15,153 Take Sophie. 323 00:08:15,183 --> 00:08:17,053 She's no ordinary Nana. 324 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,373 She hacks the most out of her 325 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,380 golden years because she's a... 326 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:25,380 With a few simple hacks and the 327 00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:27,116 help of her tasty trainer, 328 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,220 Thomas, Sophie gets her daily 329 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,030 workout in. 330 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:32,426 To start, Thomas brings Sophie 331 00:08:32,466 --> 00:08:36,176 her secret weapon -- a chair! 332 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,116 Jumping geriatrics! 333 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,020 Sophie's doing double duty, 334 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,370 using her chair to modify 335 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,300 aerobic moves, while keeping 336 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,403 them low-impact. 337 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,303 This workout is the total 338 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,183 package. 339 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:49,226 >> [ Wolf-whistles ] 340 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:51,216 >> Next Sophie brings out the 341 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,120 big guns. 342 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:54,050 She uses soup cans are free 343 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:56,073 weights and bulks up her bingo 344 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,200 arms on a budget. 345 00:08:57,233 --> 00:09:00,203 Mm-mmm, good! 346 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,433 [ Laughing ] Ho, ho! 347 00:09:01,466 --> 00:09:03,116 What have we here? 348 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,030 >> [ Sighs ] 349 00:09:04,066 --> 00:09:05,276 >> Looks like bachelor Burt from 350 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:07,016 next door has joined the ladies 351 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:08,370 for lunch. 352 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,150 Sophie's arthritis means 353 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,173 tackling utensils can be tricky. 354 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,030 She battles the burden by 355 00:09:14,066 --> 00:09:16,046 slipping old hair curlers over 356 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,123 her silverware and wrapping 357 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,230 rubber bands around her drinking 358 00:09:20,266 --> 00:09:22,366 glass, giving her super-gripping 359 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,200 power. 360 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,123 >> [ Sighs ] 361 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:26,300 >> Look out, Burt. 362 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,153 Tonight's a big night for our 363 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:30,073 super senior because she's got a 364 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:30,420 hot date. 365 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,250 To avoid struggling with her 366 00:09:32,283 --> 00:09:34,123 zipper, Sophie uses a key ring 367 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,330 for easy access. 368 00:09:36,366 --> 00:09:38,366 That should come in handy later. 369 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,370 Finally, by clamping an l.E.D. 370 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,320 Light to her cane, Sophie is 371 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:44,180 sure to light up the room 372 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,326 wherever she goes. 373 00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:46,996 [ Doorbell rings ] 374 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:49,233 Oh, looks like tasty Thomas has 375 00:09:49,266 --> 00:09:51,366 made a triumphant return. 376 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,030 Look out, citizens. 377 00:09:53,066 --> 00:09:55,346 There's a cougar on the prowl. 378 00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:56,173 >> Ooh! 379 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,280 >> Meow! 380 00:09:57,316 --> 00:09:59,216 Good hacking never gets old, 381 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,120 and that's why Sophie is a 382 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,450 hack hero! 383 00:10:02,483 --> 00:10:05,003 [ Triumphant music playing ] 384 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:07,053 ♪♪♪ 385 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,296 >> [ Grunts ] You know me. 386 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,483 I love flannel and ripped 387 00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:26,246 muscles and working outdoors. 388 00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:27,473 But what do you do when you 389 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,420 don't have your manly saw? 390 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,180 In this hacksperiment. 391 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:37,316 Saw, and by "we," I mean i'm 392 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:38,230 gonna supervise Zeke. 393 00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:39,146 Zeke, what's up, man? 394 00:10:39,183 --> 00:10:40,173 >> Hey, man. How's it going? 395 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,430 [ Bones crunch ] 396 00:10:40,466 --> 00:10:41,376 Ohh. 397 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:42,396 >> Okay. Yep. 398 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,433 [ Chuckles nervously ] 399 00:10:43,466 --> 00:10:45,016 Just two dudes being dudes. 400 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:46,100 So, Zeke, you've used a saw 401 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,133 before. 402 00:10:48,183 --> 00:10:49,173 >> Ever used a bike chain as a 403 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:49,430 saw? 404 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:50,316 >> Absolutely not. 405 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,200 >> I want to see if you can put 406 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,003 it to the task. 407 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:52,233 >> Okay. 408 00:10:52,266 --> 00:10:52,476 >> Sound good? 409 00:10:53,016 --> 00:10:53,366 >> Yeah, yeah. 410 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,070 >> To build your bike chain saw, 411 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,350 first remove a length from your 412 00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:57,473 bike chain to create two 413 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,380 separate ends. 414 00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,266 Voilà. 415 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,300 It's like taking of a necklace. 416 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,083 Then wrap each end with duct 417 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:03,296 tape and attach your bike 418 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,383 handles. 419 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:06,246 And there we go. 420 00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:08,373 My prison jump rope is complete. 421 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,050 Now it's time to put it to the 422 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:10,433 test. 423 00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:11,466 We're gonna start with cardboard 424 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,100 and then keep dialing it up, 425 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,303 until either the bike chain saw 426 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,173 or Zeke breaks. 427 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,280 Zeke, I'm gonna start you off 428 00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:18,126 with cardboard. 429 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,326 You excited? You nervous? 430 00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,233 I can't see anything bad 431 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,476 happening to me, so I'm pretty 432 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,066 calm. 433 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,020 >> Look at that. 434 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:29,050 >> Oh, like butter, baby! 435 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:29,423 Whoo! 436 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:30,250 >> Oh, that's great. 437 00:11:30,283 --> 00:11:31,053 >> Look at that. 438 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:31,433 >> That's not so bad. 439 00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:32,446 >> Now, I know some people are 440 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,473 seeing that, and they're like, 441 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,280 "wait a minute. 442 00:11:34,316 --> 00:11:35,166 That's just cardboard." 443 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,300 But, I mean, this is like... 444 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,303 It's real tough stuff. I mean... 445 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,023 >> Yeah. Double duty. 446 00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:42,070 >> And if someone loosens it up 447 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,030 for you, it's like a jar. 448 00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:44,066 >> Uh-huh. 449 00:11:45,266 --> 00:11:47,016 A hardcover book. 450 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,096 I've got my doubts. 451 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,333 >> Well, there are a lot of real 452 00:11:50,366 --> 00:11:51,996 long words in that [bleep] so 453 00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:54,423 tear it up. 454 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,470 >> Ah, something's happening. 455 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,470 >> Yep, yeah, my shoulders are 456 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,330 giving out. 457 00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,196 That's what's happening, Zeke. 458 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:01,403 >> [ Laughs ] 459 00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:03,253 Slow go. 460 00:12:03,283 --> 00:12:04,453 >> I could have actually re-read 461 00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,103 the book in the time that it's 462 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,223 taken to cut it, but this is 463 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,480 fine. 464 00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:10,366 >> Ah! 465 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,480 >> Now we've got a book that you 466 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:12,366 can handle. 467 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,170 >> This is the Twitter version. 468 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,250 We've successful upset 469 00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:17,083 librarians everywhere. 470 00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,176 It's time to break out the big 471 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:19,216 guns and see if this could 472 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,320 really be a survivalist hack. 473 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:21,430 Zeke, do you think we could get 474 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,126 through that? 475 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:25,473 It looks like oak, which is 476 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,300 pretty well-known as hard, 477 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,283 Hardy, tough. 478 00:12:28,316 --> 00:12:29,226 >> Let's give it a whirl. 479 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:30,126 >> Here we go. 480 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,026 >> All you. 481 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:33,296 There it goes! 482 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,323 We're gonna start a forest fire! 483 00:12:39,183 --> 00:12:41,073 And I'm seeing some sawdust, or 484 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,480 I'm seeing little particles fly 485 00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:44,426 off, but -- all right, should we 486 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:47,176 see if that's doing it? 487 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,180 And there we got a nice little 488 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,196 groove right through the bark, 489 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:52,233 but do you think we're actually 490 00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:53,176 making our way through it? 491 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:54,476 >> Well, the oak's a lot harder 492 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:55,396 than the bark. 493 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,053 >> I think it's just diminishing 494 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,033 returns at this point. 495 00:12:58,066 --> 00:12:59,046 >> We might have found its 496 00:12:59,083 --> 00:12:59,423 limits. 497 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,330 >> I think so. At least mine. 498 00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,116 [ Both laugh ] 499 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,270 >> So, what's the takeaway from 500 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,130 all this? 501 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,326 Well, in a pinch, a bike chain 502 00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:07,166 can slash through cardboard and 503 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,430 even a hardcover book if you 504 00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:09,366 have the time. 505 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,100 But if you're trying to fell a 506 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,333 tree, you're better off biking 507 00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:13,346 to a hardware store. 508 00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:14,433 And it helps to have a Zeke 509 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,096 handy 'cause that looked like a 510 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:16,423 lot of work. 511 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:17,370 >> Yeah. I'm sweating now. 512 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,070 >> [ Laughs ] 513 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,216 Hit me, Angela, as hard as you 514 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:21,430 can. 515 00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:22,296 >> Hit you? 516 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,153 >> I live out my "fight club" 517 00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,473 fantasies with a soap maker. 518 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,450 >> And we put your neatest rib 519 00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:29,153 hacks to the test in 520 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,323 tumblr's hack mail. 521 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,400 It's rib-eatin' time! O0 c1 522 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:41,416 >> Viagra -- man's best friend, 523 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,050 Bob dole's favorite snack. 524 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,273 But did you also know it was 525 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,280 a hack from history? 526 00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:54,266 Scientists at pfizer test a new 527 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,200 medication for heart disease. 528 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,103 And it's not going great. 529 00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:58,373 >> Ugh! 530 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,230 [ Glass breaking ] 531 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,426 But just when everyone's hopes 532 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,296 are down, something Springs up 533 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,453 and stays up...For several 534 00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:05,373 hours. 535 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,450 And so Viagra, the wonder pill, 536 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:08,403 is born... 537 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,383 Which brings us to today. 538 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,176 Viagra is still the most 539 00:14:12,216 --> 00:14:14,166 prescribed erectile-dysfunction 540 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,330 drug on the market. 541 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:18,096 Everyone from grandpa to grandma 542 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,223 gets pleasure from the pill. 543 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,130 [ Glass breaking ] 544 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,346 Now try to erase that picture 545 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,133 from your mind. 546 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:31,423 Hack from history! 547 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,430 ♪♪♪ 548 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:46,426 >> The first rule of soap club 549 00:14:46,466 --> 00:14:48,466 is you do not talk about 550 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 soap club! 551 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,383 Angela, I want you to hit me. 552 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,246 >> Hit you? 553 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,353 >> Hit me, Angela, as hard as 554 00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:56,473 you can. 555 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,430 Thank you. 556 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:58,466 Today we're making soap with 557 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Angela. 558 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,400 When did you actually get into 559 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,253 making soap? 560 00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:05,273 >> I started making soap 561 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,470 16 years ago. 562 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,380 >> So, this is something that 563 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:11,366 anybody can get into. 564 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,420 >> Yes, there are lots of 565 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,030 everyday things you can find 566 00:15:14,066 --> 00:15:15,146 around the house to make that 567 00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:15,473 soap. 568 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,250 >> Let's make some soap! 569 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,123 >> Let's do it. 570 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,100 >> All right, what do we need? 571 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,283 >> 15 ounces of olive oil. 572 00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:23,033 Coconut and the palm oil. 573 00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:23,396 >> Okay. 574 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,453 >> So, I'm gonna melt it down 575 00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:25,333 in the pan. 576 00:15:25,366 --> 00:15:26,416 >> How do we properly hack a bar 577 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,000 of soap to give it an amazing 578 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,373 scent, to give it some color? 579 00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:31,453 Tablespoon of paprika. 580 00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,023 That's gonna heat up. 581 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,230 Now we need to goggle up and 582 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,996 glove up. 583 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,123 >> What are we wearing the 584 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,250 goggles and the gloves for? 585 00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:39,483 Because soap, to me, seems safe. 586 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,396 >> Soap is made with lye, which 587 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:43,033 is sodium hydroxide. 588 00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:44,316 It will burn you. 589 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,053 Water... 590 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:47,383 >> Okay. 591 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:50,176 >> ...4.2 ounces of lye. 592 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,026 Now we're gonna mix that in the 593 00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:55,166 water that we just weighed. 594 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,220 >> There's steam coming out of 595 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,100 this thing now. 596 00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,433 >> Now we have to get our molds 597 00:15:59,466 --> 00:16:00,296 up. 598 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,483 You can use anything as a soap 599 00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:02,316 mold. 600 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,000 Today we're going to use a 601 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:05,283 potato-chip container and a 602 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:06,146 juice box. 603 00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:07,153 >> 'Cause you probably have 604 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,223 those around your house, right? 605 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,100 >> Exactly. 606 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,473 Pour the melted coconut and palm 607 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,220 oil into the olive oil. 608 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,220 >> You got it. 609 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,000 >> And let's take out my 610 00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,333 handy-dandy stick blender. 611 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,126 And I'm gonna pour the lye in, 612 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,346 and you're gonna make soap. 613 00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:22,223 >> Oh. 614 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,120 [ Romantic music playing ] 615 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,030 [ Sniffs ] 616 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:25,996 Smells amazing. 617 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,323 >> Good. 618 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,480 >> The soap does, too. 619 00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:30,376 >> [ Laughs ] 620 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:31,996 You said your husband travels 621 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:32,253 a lot? 622 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,273 >> Yes, he does. 623 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,320 >> Must get lonely. 624 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:37,020 >> I do. [ Giggles ] 625 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,100 >> He's gonna murder me, isn't 626 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:38,353 he? 627 00:16:38,383 --> 00:16:39,073 >> He will, yes. 628 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:39,280 >> Okay. 629 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:39,996 >> Okay. 630 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,073 >> [ Laughs ] 631 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,420 >> Okay, so, now let's pour the 632 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,230 soap into the potato-chip mold. 633 00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:45,116 >> All right. 634 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,180 This one still blows my mind, 635 00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,276 that you can just pour it right 636 00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:48,146 in there. 637 00:16:48,183 --> 00:16:49,123 >> And this will make a really 638 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:49,480 cute bar of soap. 639 00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,126 It'll take four weeks before 640 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,116 that soap is ready. 641 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,050 It needs to cure. 642 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,053 >> All right, well, let's see 643 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:54,433 what that looks like. 644 00:16:54,466 --> 00:16:55,416 Let's assume, through the 645 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,380 miracle of television... 646 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,216 >> Mm-hmm. 647 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,120 >> ...that four weeks have 648 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:58,480 passed. 649 00:16:59,016 --> 00:16:59,316 We're gonna get something like 650 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,270 this? 651 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,220 >> That's exactly what we're 652 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,200 gonna get something like. 653 00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,403 >> I'm just gonna pop it out of 654 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,373 the juice box here. 655 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,220 >> Oh, look at that. 656 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,280 >> Okay, there you go. 657 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,446 >> How much do you think this 658 00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:08,383 bar cost to make? 659 00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:10,196 >> With the ingredients that we 660 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,453 made, probably less than $1. 661 00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:12,253 >> Really? 662 00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,333 >> Yeah. 663 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,416 >> That thing peeled right off. 664 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,280 >> You can make a beautiful bar. 665 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,280 You hacked together the 666 00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:21,146 ingredients. 667 00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:22,253 You hacked together the 668 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,133 containers. 669 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,476 You sort of hacked your way to a 670 00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:26,066 ton of savings -- the fact that 671 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,380 you could spend a handful of 672 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,276 pennies and make soap that would 673 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,066 cost 20, 30 bucks -- that's 674 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:31,470 incredible. 675 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,480 And I really appreciate you 676 00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:34,096 taking the time to share it with 677 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:34,473 us. 678 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,350 >> I'm glad to be here, Kevin. 679 00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,053 >> Angela -- she is a hackspert. 680 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:37,423 >> Thank you. 681 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:38,280 >> Thank you. 682 00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:39,066 >> Thank you. 683 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,050 >> Coming up... 684 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:40,473 Super tasty. 685 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,350 ...we give you an excuse to play 686 00:17:42,383 --> 00:17:43,323 with your food. 687 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,480 >> What are you doing? 688 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:46,276 >> Tumblr's hack mail is up 689 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,316 next. O0 c1 690 00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:54,126 >> mmm! Mmm! 691 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,116 That is delicious! 692 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,050 >> Mmm! 693 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,123 >> I just wouldn't eat these on 694 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,050 a date, if I were you. 695 00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,123 >> Well, the good news is, I 696 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,000 don't have those. 697 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,123 But what I do have are some 698 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,330 really great Internet friends 699 00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:04,076 who tell me how to do everything 700 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:07,066 better, including eating ribs. 701 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,280 Is the easiest to use and which 702 00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:14,116 leaves the least amount of sauce 703 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,380 in and around our person. 704 00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:16,266 >> Let's get to it. 705 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,420 Our first submission comes from 706 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,280 Susan k., who says... 707 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,280 >> The reason she wants you to 708 00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:27,276 cut the fingers off the glove 709 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,276 instead of wearing the entire 710 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,326 glove is that this is gonna help 711 00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,416 you avoid the sweats. 712 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,130 Oh, I should have labeled these. 713 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,146 I'm getting confused. 714 00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:35,233 >> I am, too. Wait. What? 715 00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:37,396 Oh, no. All right. 716 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,233 Enough with the condom fingers. 717 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:43,246 It's rib-eatin' time! 718 00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:45,023 Unh... 719 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:45,480 >> I'm having no problem 720 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:46,426 gripping the bone here. 721 00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,146 >> Yeah, the rubber's actually 722 00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:49,273 giving you a little extra 723 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,230 traction and grip. 724 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:51,296 When you eat them as fast as I 725 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,383 do, you're going to need that. 726 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:53,416 >> Let's go ahead and take these 727 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,170 bad boys off. 728 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,000 >> All right. 729 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:55,373 >> You're just gonna let 730 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,080 gravity... 731 00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:56,296 >> Yep. 732 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,103 >> Oh, okay. 733 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:57,433 >> Go for it. 734 00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:58,296 >> Okay. 735 00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,283 >> I mean, this is definitely 736 00:18:59,316 --> 00:19:00,116 tedious. 737 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:01,280 >> With that said, kept my 738 00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:02,246 fingers clean. 739 00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:03,073 >> Yeah. 740 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,400 >> Sweet Sally Jones from 741 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:06,273 huntsville, Alabama, writes... 742 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,350 >> I think the challenge here is 743 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,433 to not make a mess while you're 744 00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,016 trying to jam it into the end of 745 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:14,250 the ribs. 746 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,133 >> Right. 747 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,046 >> Otherwise, what's the point? 748 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,103 You may as well get your hands 749 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,133 dirty. 750 00:19:20,066 --> 00:19:21,146 Ugh. Oh, oh, wait. 751 00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:23,023 >> It's kind of hard to do. 752 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,050 So, if I want this to work 753 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,153 effectively, I'm gonna have to 754 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:26,203 pick it up with my fingers, 755 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,303 which is the whole thing we're 756 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,023 trying to avoid. 757 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:30,450 Yourself. 758 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:32,003 >> So, this is what you're 759 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,183 trying to accomplish, but you 760 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,416 can't do it without getting your 761 00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:35,470 hand absolutely filthy. 762 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,130 >> So uncivilized. 763 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,046 >> Our final rib hack. 764 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,423 Bruce m. Writes... 765 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,280 >> Ooh. 766 00:19:48,316 --> 00:19:49,346 I'm hopping to one of these guys 767 00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:50,123 right here. 768 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,020 >> Okay. I mean -- 769 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:52,030 >> play it like a meat 770 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:52,316 harmonica. 771 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,030 Mm-mmm! 772 00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:55,476 >> I just see clean hands and a 773 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,396 lot of meat that's about to go 774 00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:01,133 in my face. 775 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,376 I feel like a lady. 776 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,996 >> Me too. 777 00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,203 Let's go through it, starting 778 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,423 with the little finger gloves. 779 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,280 >> Okay. 780 00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:09,366 >> An odd amount of prep time. 781 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,100 >> I also find it to be a little 782 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:11,483 wasteful. 783 00:20:12,016 --> 00:20:13,096 >> I did, however, think it was 784 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,123 incredibly effective. 785 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,370 >> Now, the corncob holders -- 786 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,450 those were a disaster. 787 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,333 >> Yeah. 788 00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:19,016 >> First of all, you're probably 789 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,280 gonna stab yourself in your own 790 00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:22,016 bone instead of the rib bone. 791 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,220 >> Last but certainly not least, 792 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,080 the chip clip. 793 00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:25,276 This was as plug-and-play as it 794 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:26,066 gets. 795 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:26,470 >> I was a big fan. 796 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,070 >> Once you have the ribs 797 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,180 detached from each other, 798 00:20:29,216 --> 00:20:30,066 super easy. 799 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,000 Listen, we only have one seal to 800 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,273 give, so I defer to you. 801 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,080 >> Really? 802 00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:35,096 >> Absolutely. 803 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,233 >> I'm going chip clip. 804 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,996 So, here's to you, Bruce m. 805 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,333 You get our hack seal of 806 00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:41,226 approval. 807 00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:42,316 >> If you want to see your hacks 808 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,330 on this show, it is, oh, so 809 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:44,366 easy. 810 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,170 Hackmylifetrutv.tumblr.com, send 811 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,020 us your ideas, and we'll eat 812 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,330 them. 813 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:53,096 >> You got a -- 814 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:53,423 >> you got a -- 815 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,270 >> you got a -- 816 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,050 >> where? Here? 817 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:55,433 >> Yeah. 818 00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:57,296 >> Did I get it? 819 00:20:57,346 --> 00:21:01,896 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50454

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