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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,180 >> Hack freak! 2 00:00:10,216 --> 00:00:11,426 Hack freak! 3 00:00:11,466 --> 00:00:13,396 Hack freak! 4 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:15,173 Hack freak. 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:20,053 An armpit stain. 6 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:21,403 How embarrassing. 7 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:23,483 Now you see it. 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:31,073 Now you don't. 9 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,480 The dryer towel absorbs the 10 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:37,126 stain. 11 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,366 Taxi! 12 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,300 Hack freak. 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,050 >> Oh, god. 14 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:43,373 >> Hyah! 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,000 ...you're in big stubble. 16 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:46,123 >> That's gonna be awful. 17 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,350 >> See which shaving hack cuts 18 00:00:47,383 --> 00:00:48,273 above the rest. 19 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,180 >> [ Chuckles ] 20 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,296 >> Oh, yeah. 21 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:52,253 >> Plus, hotel hacks to turn 22 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:54,103 your stay into a spa day. 23 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,003 >> [ Sighs ] 24 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:56,223 >> What your dentist doesn't 25 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,320 want you to know about 26 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:58,200 toothpaste. 27 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,453 >> And a light bulb hack you'll 28 00:00:59,483 --> 00:01:01,033 have to see to believe. 29 00:01:01,066 --> 00:01:02,196 Science! 30 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:03,323 >> "Hack my life"... 31 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:04,250 >> [ Shouts ] 32 00:01:04,283 --> 00:01:05,283 >> ...starts now. 33 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:09,266 >> This is a terrible hack! 34 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,400 There we go. 35 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:14,346 Cob isdelicious, 36 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:15,423 forever to eat. 37 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,150 >> So we're gonna see if we 38 00:01:17,183 --> 00:01:18,423 can't speed the process along 39 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:19,480 using a power drill. 40 00:01:20,016 --> 00:01:20,446 [ Drill whirs ] 41 00:01:20,483 --> 00:01:22,153 And decide whether this is 42 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,433 hack or wack. 43 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:25,296 First thing's first, before we 44 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,203 let crazy Brooke near our mouth 45 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,323 with a power tool... 46 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,430 >> [ Gnawing noises ] 47 00:01:29,466 --> 00:01:30,466 Okay, whoa. 48 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,030 >> ...we're gonna go ahead and 49 00:01:32,066 --> 00:01:33,066 eat some corn on the cob the 50 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,180 old-fashioned way. 51 00:01:35,216 --> 00:01:36,366 Never thought of corn on the cob 52 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,000 as the patient man's food, but 53 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:39,123 it does take a minute to get 54 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:39,430 through. 55 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,176 >> Very time-consuming. 56 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,066 Let's drill you up. 57 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:42,480 Take the drill bit... 58 00:01:43,016 --> 00:01:43,316 >> Uh-huh. 59 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:44,220 >> ...at least six inches. 60 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:45,080 >> Yeah. 61 00:01:45,116 --> 00:01:45,476 >> Give it to this corn in the 62 00:01:46,016 --> 00:01:47,226 tail pipe. 63 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,250 The corn. 64 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:52,003 Kevin just violently shoved it 65 00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:52,253 in. 66 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:53,123 Either is fine. 67 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:54,220 >> I disagree with your 68 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,430 assessment, but fair enough. 69 00:01:55,466 --> 00:01:56,996 >> Let's suit up and go 70 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,053 "mad Max" on some corn. 71 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,153 >> Oh, yes. Safety first. 72 00:01:59,183 --> 00:02:00,333 >> Safety first on this show. 73 00:02:00,366 --> 00:02:02,016 >> You want to make sure your 74 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,050 eyes are protected. 75 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,033 Great. 76 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:06,096 Oh, god! 77 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:07,483 Good thing I had these bad boys 78 00:02:08,016 --> 00:02:08,326 on. 79 00:02:08,366 --> 00:02:09,466 >> I'm gonna butter up real 80 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:10,230 quick. 81 00:02:10,266 --> 00:02:10,996 Just... 82 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:11,373 >> Oh, yeah. 83 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,080 >> I mean, god, regardless of 84 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:14,326 what happens, that feels like 85 00:02:14,366 --> 00:02:16,126 some sort of a hack right there. 86 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,016 >> Yeah. 87 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:18,220 Yeah, clogged arteries, 0 to 60. 88 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,170 >> Whoo! 89 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,100 Let's eat some corn. 90 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:23,033 >> [ Sighs ] Let's. 91 00:02:23,066 --> 00:02:24,396 >> [ Sighs ] Okay. 92 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,483 Oh, god. 93 00:02:31,266 --> 00:02:35,066 [ Gnawing ] 94 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,400 >> Is that working for you? 95 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:38,273 >> Yeah. 96 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,300 >> I mean, you could bite, bite, 97 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,303 bite, rotate, bite, bite, bite, 98 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:43,333 rotate. 99 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,016 [ Groaning ] 100 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:52,420 >> Nope. 101 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:54,130 >> I'm pissed! 102 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,376 I wanted it to work! Oh! 103 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:58,396 Let's just call it. 104 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:00,023 It's wack. 105 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,130 [ Buzzer ] 106 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,346 >> This hack is wack. 107 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,333 You know what? 108 00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:05,066 Wasn't a complete fail. 109 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,380 You did discover that as a 110 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:08,266 method of buttering an ear of 111 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,330 corn, you're set. 112 00:03:09,366 --> 00:03:11,196 >> Just gonna console myself 113 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:14,173 with my rotating butter stick. 114 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,280 >> Hmm. 115 00:03:15,316 --> 00:03:16,426 'Merica. 116 00:03:16,466 --> 00:03:19,066 >> Ah. [ Chuckles ] 117 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,070 ♪♪♪ 118 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,200 >> [ Whimpering ] 119 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,270 >> Would you know what to use to 120 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,000 hack your way out of a jam? 121 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:35,053 Let's find out in today's pop 122 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:35,373 quiz. 123 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:40,180 ♪♪♪ 124 00:03:40,216 --> 00:03:41,116 Hey, chief! 125 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,100 So, you're camping in the middle 126 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:44,023 of nowhere. 127 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,380 >> Pretty adventurous, huh? 128 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:47,326 >> You've got the rope, but you 129 00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:48,446 forgot your knife. 130 00:03:48,483 --> 00:03:50,023 >> Isn't it ironic? 131 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:51,230 >> Well, cheer up, camper, 132 00:03:51,266 --> 00:03:53,076 because there's something close 133 00:03:53,116 --> 00:03:54,366 by that can cut through that 134 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,370 rope in no time. 135 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,280 >> There is?! 136 00:03:56,316 --> 00:03:58,146 >> Let's see if you know what it 137 00:03:58,183 --> 00:03:59,183 is. 138 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:05,096 Sharpened branch, "c," some more 139 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:08,023 rope, or "d" the sexual tension 140 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:10,000 i'm...just really feeling 141 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,073 between us right now. 142 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,430 >> I'm gonna go out on a limb 143 00:04:12,466 --> 00:04:14,116 here and say it's "d." 144 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:15,180 >> Oh. [ Scoffs ] 145 00:04:15,216 --> 00:04:16,226 Sorry, bud. 146 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:18,346 The answer is "c," some more 147 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,203 rope. 148 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:20,273 It's simple. 149 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,120 Here's how it works. 150 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:23,280 Place the rope you want to cut 151 00:04:23,316 --> 00:04:24,446 beneath your feet with the cut 152 00:04:24,483 --> 00:04:25,433 point in the middle. 153 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:28,026 Loop the second rope underneath 154 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:30,066 and pull back and forth until 155 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,430 you cut the other rope. 156 00:04:33,283 --> 00:04:35,383 You know, there's, uh, room in 157 00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:37,126 this tent for two. 158 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:38,166 [ Ding! ] 159 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,030 >> Ooh. 160 00:04:39,066 --> 00:04:40,426 Better luck next time, buddy. 161 00:04:40,466 --> 00:04:42,346 This has been your pop quiz. 162 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:47,173 Hack you later. 163 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,150 >> Sometimes a household item is 164 00:04:49,183 --> 00:04:51,073 so useful, it ascends into the 165 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,050 pantheon of great hacking tools. 166 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,033 Today we celebrate one that's 167 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:57,076 truly become a hack all-star -- 168 00:04:57,116 --> 00:04:59,076 toothpaste. 169 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:00,346 Sure, it's the key to good 170 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,223 hygiene when starting off your 171 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,470 day, but four out of five 172 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,350 dentists recommend it for fresh 173 00:05:05,383 --> 00:05:06,223 hacks. 174 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,470 Did Fifi face off with a skunk 175 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,350 and lose? 176 00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:10,173 Wet her down, squirt toothpaste 177 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,000 onto her coat, and massage it 178 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:12,383 in. 179 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,046 She'll be stench-free while she 180 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,123 plans her revenge. 181 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:15,480 All-star. 182 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,246 Shoes not looking so fresh? 183 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,153 Well, toothpaste is the answer. 184 00:05:19,183 --> 00:05:20,473 Just scrub away the dirt and 185 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,350 make those sneakers as white as 186 00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:24,003 a movie star's smile. 187 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:24,373 All-star. 188 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,280 Leave the fancy silver Polish to 189 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:27,296 "downton Abbey." 190 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,183 Toothpaste shines up silver 191 00:05:29,216 --> 00:05:31,166 without all the imperial fuss. 192 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,080 All-star. 193 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:34,116 Got an unwelcome visitor on your 194 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:34,480 face? 195 00:05:35,016 --> 00:05:36,366 Well, send that pimple packing 196 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,200 with a dab of toothpaste. 197 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:40,223 Leave it on overnight and say 198 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,420 hello, clear skin. 199 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,370 All-star. 200 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,250 It's moving day, and the posters 201 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:46,033 and picture frames have made 202 00:05:46,066 --> 00:05:47,396 Swiss cheese out of your walls. 203 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,233 But toothpaste can fill in for 204 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,996 spackle by filling in those 205 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:51,273 holes. 206 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,430 All-star. 207 00:05:52,466 --> 00:05:54,066 All out of hair gel? 208 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,470 Well, gel-based toothpaste can 209 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,420 give that perfectly coiffed look 210 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:58,320 in a pinch. 211 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,270 And bonus -- it makes hair smell 212 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,270 clean and fresh. 213 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:04,000 Just remember to use a bigger 214 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:04,383 brush. 215 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:05,416 All-star. 216 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:07,350 Oh, toothpaste, you make 217 00:06:07,383 --> 00:06:09,133 everything fresher. 218 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:11,376 You're a true all-star. 219 00:06:13,366 --> 00:06:15,346 Turn your hotel mini bar into a 220 00:06:15,383 --> 00:06:16,333 smorgasbord. 221 00:06:16,366 --> 00:06:17,146 >> And... 222 00:06:17,183 --> 00:06:18,033 >> Hyah! 223 00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:19,226 >> ...see which of these pantry 224 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:21,046 products can give your razor an 225 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:21,273 edge. 226 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,030 >> Ahh. 227 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:24,046 >> Oh, god. O0 c1 228 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:30,376 >> hack freak! 229 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:32,216 Hack freak! 230 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,070 Hack freak! 231 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,100 Shhh. 232 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:39,083 Anybody hungry? 233 00:06:39,116 --> 00:06:41,096 A banana. 234 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:42,153 Nature's apple. 235 00:06:42,183 --> 00:06:44,153 Bet you think I'm gonna open it 236 00:06:44,183 --> 00:06:45,033 this way. 237 00:06:45,066 --> 00:06:47,246 You'd be wrong. 238 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:49,233 This way is easier. 239 00:06:49,266 --> 00:06:51,196 No messy strings. 240 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:53,423 It's how they do it in nature. 241 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:58,020 Mmm, mmm, mm, mm. 242 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,350 Hack freak. 243 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:02,073 >> You know, one of the best 244 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,370 parts of going to the barber -- 245 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,170 hands down, it's getting a shave 246 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,420 from a big, strong, beautiful 247 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:07,470 man like Andre here. 248 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,470 Love you, Andre. 249 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,300 But what do you do once you've 250 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,023 run out of shaving cream? 251 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:13,350 We're gonna find out right now 252 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:16,353 in this hacksperiment. 253 00:07:18,316 --> 00:07:20,196 Hacksperiment in the history of 254 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:21,203 "hack my life." 255 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,073 We have three master shavers, 256 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,300 three very brave bearded 257 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,133 volunteers, and we are gonna 258 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:27,326 test out three possible 259 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:29,116 substitutions for shaving cream. 260 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:30,270 You guys ready to see what 261 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,300 you're working with? 262 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:34,203 >> Yes. 263 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:36,373 >> Hyah! Hah! 264 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,250 >> Ooh. 265 00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:39,023 >> These are viable substitutes 266 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,080 for shaving cream. 267 00:07:40,116 --> 00:07:41,466 We've got honey, some olive oil, 268 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,220 and we have whipped cream. 269 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,100 >> Oh, boy. 270 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:46,133 >> You guys have a preference? 271 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,180 It's just the closest thing to 272 00:07:49,216 --> 00:07:50,126 pre-shave oils. 273 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:50,996 >> Rich. 274 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:52,203 >> Guess whipped cream is the 275 00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:53,253 most, like, lather. 276 00:07:53,283 --> 00:07:55,003 I'll take the whipped cream. 277 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:56,233 >> Are you cool with honey? 278 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:57,446 >> I guess I am. We'll see. 279 00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:58,373 >> [ Laughs ] 280 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,100 More importantly, areyou 281 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:00,433 with honey? 282 00:08:00,466 --> 00:08:02,416 >> Uh, yeah. 283 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:05,050 That's gonna be awful. 284 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:07,296 Hacksperiment, we're going to 285 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,003 keep things nice and scientific 286 00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,023 and judge each hack by 287 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,400 precision and cleanliness. 288 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,173 Let's [bleep] Do this. 289 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:17,130 >> [ Laughs ] 290 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:17,466 >> Ahh. 291 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,420 >> Oh, god. 292 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:19,300 >> Wow. 293 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,303 >> And how is that massaging in, 294 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,173 Andre? 295 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,230 >> Not good at all, actually. 296 00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:24,246 >> Okay, that's great! 297 00:08:24,283 --> 00:08:26,033 Garby, how's that feel? 298 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,170 >> What about you, Evan? 299 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,320 Ahh. 300 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:30,470 Rich, you were saying that 301 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,020 that's gonna have the 302 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:33,250 consistency of shaving cream. 303 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:34,473 >> It's starting to just turn 304 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:35,300 into cream. 305 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:38,283 >> It's just milk. 306 00:08:38,316 --> 00:08:41,276 ♪♪♪ 307 00:08:41,316 --> 00:08:42,216 >> It's so sticky. 308 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,350 The honey is not as bad as I 309 00:08:43,383 --> 00:08:45,003 thought it would be, but it's 310 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,283 still pretty awful. 311 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,220 Things to use than honey. 312 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,320 >> That does not look 313 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,220 comfortable. 314 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,080 >> No. 315 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:53,276 No, you've -- that's like nail 316 00:08:53,316 --> 00:08:54,176 on the head. 317 00:08:54,216 --> 00:08:55,476 >> How precise is the whipped 318 00:08:56,016 --> 00:08:56,366 cream? 319 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,050 >> Can't really see through it. 320 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,233 The stench is disgusting. 321 00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:00,296 And it's extremely sticky. 322 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,453 >> Evan, how you feeling right 323 00:09:01,483 --> 00:09:02,323 now, buddy? 324 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:03,370 >> I'm feeling like a wedding 325 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,050 cake that's been left out in the 326 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:05,383 sun too long. 327 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,126 >> [ Laughs ] 328 00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:08,016 How's the olive oil? 329 00:09:08,050 --> 00:09:09,050 >> The olive oil is working out 330 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:09,453 really well, actually. 331 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:10,153 >> Yeah? 332 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,183 >> Yes. 333 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:13,333 Pretty precise, you know, 'cause 334 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:14,366 I can see what I'm doing, you 335 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,270 know, nice and clear. 336 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,280 >> Does it feel comfortable? 337 00:09:16,316 --> 00:09:17,096 >> Feels great. 338 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:18,133 >> Yeah? 339 00:09:19,483 --> 00:09:20,403 The olive oil. 340 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:22,103 It, like, feels amazing. 341 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:23,223 >> Congratulations. 342 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,180 >> [ Laughs ] 343 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:25,396 >> All right, gentlemen, I think 344 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:27,073 we've tortured our volunteers 345 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:27,420 enough. 346 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:28,430 I feel like we're not gonna 347 00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:30,066 learn anything new past this 348 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:30,280 point. 349 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:32,296 Let's call it. 350 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,000 Rich, it looked like you were 351 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:38,073 going to lose your lunch a 352 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,180 couple times throughout this 353 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:40,026 hacksperiment. 354 00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:40,416 >> Definitely. 355 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,070 >> So, whipped cream allowed for 356 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:42,450 a clean shave. 357 00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:44,233 It just took quite awhile to get 358 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:45,376 there, did it not, rich? 359 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:47,046 >> Yeah, some of the hair 360 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,233 started to stick together. 361 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:49,996 >> More importantly, Evan, how 362 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:50,453 was it for you? 363 00:09:50,483 --> 00:09:52,373 >> The shave with the whipped 364 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,330 cream felt okay aside from the 365 00:09:54,366 --> 00:09:56,116 warm, you know, remnants 366 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,030 dripping around down my neck. 367 00:09:58,066 --> 00:09:59,216 It was pretty gross. 368 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,080 >> Let's move on to the sweetest 369 00:10:01,116 --> 00:10:02,276 hack, the old honey bear. 370 00:10:02,316 --> 00:10:03,996 Andre, how was honey for a 371 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:04,383 shave? 372 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:06,066 >> The honey wasn't able to get 373 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,380 down to the skin to provide any 374 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:08,416 kind of lubricant. 375 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,150 >> Would you ever reach for 376 00:10:10,183 --> 00:10:11,153 honey in a pinch? 377 00:10:11,183 --> 00:10:12,423 >> No. No. Nope. 378 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,000 It's awful. 379 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:15,253 >> Now, how did the olive oil 380 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,073 feel while it was on your skin? 381 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,300 >> It definitely was smooth. 382 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,033 The razor glided on my face. 383 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:21,316 I didn't get any cuts, so it's 384 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:22,150 100%. 385 00:10:22,183 --> 00:10:23,233 >> It's able to get, like, 386 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:24,996 really, like to the surface of 387 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,283 the skin and, like, bypass the 388 00:10:26,316 --> 00:10:28,016 hair, which is like the most 389 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:28,470 important part. 390 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,100 >> So, if you went into a barber 391 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,203 shop and someone whipped out a 392 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:32,333 giant bottle of olive oil, would 393 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,396 you freak out or would you be 394 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,303 okay with it now? 395 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,333 >> Now would be okay. 396 00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:36,476 I think I'd let them do it. 397 00:10:37,016 --> 00:10:38,046 >> The results of this 398 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,253 hacksperiment are very clear. 399 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:40,423 If you find yourself without 400 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:42,180 shaving cream, get your hand out 401 00:10:42,216 --> 00:10:43,376 of the honey jar and don't be 402 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:44,466 fooled by whipped cream. 403 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,150 In a pinch, go for the olive 404 00:10:46,183 --> 00:10:47,233 oil. 405 00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:50,246 ♪♪♪ 406 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,316 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 407 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:00,426 ♪♪♪ 408 00:11:00,466 --> 00:11:02,466 >> Sometimes ordinary people do 409 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,030 extraordinary things, all in the 410 00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:07,146 name of hacking. 411 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,073 For instance, take Willie. 412 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,120 After back to back meetings and 413 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,430 a six-hour flight, he's 414 00:11:12,466 --> 00:11:13,366 exhausted. 415 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,330 But there's no time to spare 416 00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,316 because in less than an hour, 417 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,370 his summer camp sweetheart will 418 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,150 be coming by to visit. 419 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:23,003 Good thing Willie's got the hot 420 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,273 hotel hacks to win her back, 421 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:28,320 'cause he's a hack hero! 422 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,320 With the clock ticking, Willie 423 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:32,200 can either unwind with his 424 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,253 favorite show or he could take a 425 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:35,303 pre-date bath. 426 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,183 But this old road dog has an 427 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:39,996 awesome trick. 428 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,023 By sending a video call to his 429 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:43,320 tablet and pointing his 430 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:45,330 smartphone at the TV, our hero 431 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,296 can watch televisionand 432 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,283 up. 433 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,426 And with a bonus hack, he makes 434 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:53,066 a waterproof tablet holder from 435 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,250 a sandwich bag and pants hanger. 436 00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:58,453 Aquaman's got nothing on Willie. 437 00:11:58,483 --> 00:12:01,223 Now to conquer that tired skin. 438 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,200 Sugar packets that came with his 439 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:05,103 coffee setup make a refreshing 440 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,023 face scrub. 441 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,000 With cheeks this sweet, she'll 442 00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:09,473 be stuck on Willie in no time. 443 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,280 Meanwhile, up above, his 444 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,126 wrinkled dress shirt gets 445 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,346 steamed to date-night 446 00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:15,323 perfection. 447 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:18,170 Full steam ahead, Willie. 448 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,120 To push Kate's nostalgia button, 449 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,480 Willie's got his old Cologne. 450 00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:23,296 But he knows better than to 451 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,133 spray that swill directly on 452 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,266 himself. 453 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,150 By spritzing into a light bulb, 454 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,073 the heat from the bulb fills the 455 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,300 room with his scent while 456 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,453 masking the stench of 457 00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:35,333 desperation from the last hotel 458 00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:37,026 guest. 459 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,466 No hotel date would be complete 460 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,350 without some hacked-up snacks 461 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:41,433 from the mini bar. 462 00:12:41,466 --> 00:12:43,396 Willie's on it, turning his free 463 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,303 pillow chocolates into s'mores 464 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,183 with the help of a hotel hair 465 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:49,146 dryer, just like the old camping 466 00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:51,123 days, but naughtier, 'cause this 467 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:53,000 time Willie's serving it with 468 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:53,383 champagne. 469 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,416 No ice bucket? 470 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:55,370 No problem. 471 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,420 He feels his shower cap with ice 472 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,370 to keep the champagne chilly. 473 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,480 [ Knock on door ] 474 00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:02,046 Cheers, Willie. 475 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,103 Your motel mojo is sure to score 476 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,433 you and your lady a late 477 00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:07,076 checkout tomorrow. 478 00:13:07,116 --> 00:13:10,066 Hack on, hack hero. 479 00:13:10,483 --> 00:13:12,133 >> I feel like I'm doing a lot 480 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:12,996 of bad touch. 481 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,203 >> ...things get up close and 482 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:15,323 personal in the hack lab. 483 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:16,180 Yes. 484 00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:17,416 >> And Kevin shows you how to 485 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,300 light up your life without a 486 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,153 bulb. 487 00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,483 >> Let there be lead! O0 c1 488 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,150 ♪♪♪ 489 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,133 >> The ballpoint pen, friend of 490 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,416 doodlers everywhere. 491 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:37,423 Hack from history? 492 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,350 Weymouth, Massachusetts, 1888. 493 00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:42,233 Everyone's using fussy fountain 494 00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,016 pens, but leather Tanner 495 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,480 John j. Loud struggles to write 496 00:13:46,016 --> 00:13:47,396 on his tough leather pouches. 497 00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,423 >> Hey, pen, you need more 498 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:50,280 balls. 499 00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:52,216 >> Inspired, loud designs a pen 500 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,220 with a small rotating steel ball 501 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,180 in a socket. 502 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:57,096 It writes on leather, but its 503 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,433 thick ink is a disaster on 504 00:13:58,466 --> 00:13:59,996 everything else. 505 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:01,233 Fast forward to Budapest, 506 00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:03,316 Hungary, 1938. 507 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,270 Newspaper editor lászló bíró 508 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,330 tires of fountain pens and their 509 00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:08,196 smudges. 510 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:10,233 Seeing how quickly newspaper ink 511 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,166 dries, lászló takes that ink, 512 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,200 refines loud's ballpoint design, 513 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,423 and the world's first 514 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:18,070 paper-friendly ballpoint pen is 515 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:18,430 born! 516 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,126 Thanks to these pioneers, now 517 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,466 banks have something to put on a 518 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,480 leash and still lose anyway. 519 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:31,120 Baller hack from history. 520 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:34,130 ♪♪♪ 521 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,330 ♪♪♪ 522 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:50,450 >> Welcome to 523 00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:52,273 "let's make a thing!", where one 524 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,480 man's trash is another man's 525 00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:54,316 treasure. 526 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,430 See what we've got today. 527 00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:57,146 Oh. 528 00:14:57,183 --> 00:14:58,133 Mason jars. 529 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,226 My mom used to make pickles out 530 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,376 of these things. 531 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,426 That was before the accident. 532 00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,416 But today we're gonna turn this 533 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,380 into a pencil-lead light bulb. 534 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,070 Gonna need a pie tin, some gator 535 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,150 clips, and last but not least, 536 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,273 some pencil refills or graphite 537 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,400 or pencil lead. 538 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:21,483 And this is the key ingredient 539 00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:24,066 to the pencil-lead light bulb. 540 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,030 [ Crash ] 541 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,316 Step one! 542 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,100 Let's make a power source. 543 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,173 We got batteries. 544 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,030 We got to tape them together. 545 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,316 We're gonna lay them down 546 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,250 positive to negative, forming an 547 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,203 alkaline human centipede, making 548 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,123 sure there's a nice, secure fit 549 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,430 and keep the train chugging 550 00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:44,446 along right to funtown. 551 00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:46,253 Guys, a quick science tip for 552 00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,073 you -- the more batteries, the 553 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,320 more power. 554 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,130 [ Ding! ] 555 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,226 Now we need a base for 556 00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,016 everything to rest on, and for 557 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,200 that, we're gonna grab our 558 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:56,033 scissors and the pie tin, and 559 00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:57,416 we're gonna poke two holes that 560 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,320 we're gonna pass our gator clips 561 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,330 through. 562 00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:02,366 Perfect. 563 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,220 Grab a toilet paper roll. 564 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,230 I highly recommend doing all of 565 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,216 thisbefore 566 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,170 your house. 567 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,370 Now, we pass our gator clips 568 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,120 through the holes that we made. 569 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,330 You just want them peeking up 570 00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:15,426 just a little bit from the top. 571 00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:17,426 And now we're gonna add some 572 00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:19,466 graphite, or our pencil lead. 573 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,350 We're gonna clip it in between 574 00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:22,383 the gators here. 575 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,276 Graphite actually has a pretty 576 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,216 high resistance, which allows it 577 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,330 to give it a nice glow without 578 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,196 igniting too quickly. 579 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,003 It up, and place it over 580 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,223 everything we've created on top 581 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,470 of the pie tin, and that's gonna 582 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,130 actually limit the amount of 583 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,226 oxygen that gets in. 584 00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:39,416 Now, that will allow the 585 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:41,230 filament, or the graphite, in 586 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:42,416 this case, to burn a little bit 587 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,450 longer. 588 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,000 Circuit, so we're gonna take 589 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:48,273 negative to negative, positive 590 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,070 to positive, and right away you 591 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,220 see the reaction. 592 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,070 [ Gasps ] 593 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,220 Let there be lead! 594 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,470 Science! 595 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,120 Oh, it's burning too bright! 596 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,370 And...there we go. 597 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Sooner than I promised, as 598 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:05,303 always. 599 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,173 Whoo! Hope it was good for you. 600 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,400 For sagging slacks. 601 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,323 >> Oh! This is a terrible hack! 602 00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:16,050 >> Tumblr's hack mail is next. 603 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,480 >> You ever get halfway to work 604 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,416 and you look down and realize, 605 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:26,050 "forgot my belt!" 606 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,433 That is the worst thing ever. 607 00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,316 >> So we're taking it to you, 608 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,200 the people, to find hacks for 609 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,123 keeping your pants up. 610 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,123 Hack number one comes from 611 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,200 Nikki s., who says... 612 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,226 We're going to hold up your 613 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,366 pants with the safety pins. 614 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,480 I'm gonna do the small one. 615 00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:51,096 >> You're gonna -- oh, okay. 616 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,273 >> Well, do you want to do it? 617 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,170 Do you trust me? 618 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,330 >> No, I trust you more than I 619 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,096 trust me. 620 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,023 Yeah, absolutely. 621 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,230 >> I'm just gonna do one on each 622 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:58,116 side. 623 00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,170 >> I understand using your shirt 624 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,280 to hold up the pants, okay? 625 00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:01,176 Like, I get that. 626 00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,416 But now it's just gonna drag on 627 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:03,280 the shirt. 628 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,376 It's just gonna pull it down. 629 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,066 >> It looks like a real sloppy 630 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:06,420 onesie. 631 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:07,450 No, that's not a great look. 632 00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:09,433 So that's why... 633 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:11,996 Just gonna do the old wrap. 634 00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:12,373 Oh. 635 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,450 >> Yes, 'cause I'm gonna go to 636 00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,153 the yacht mixer. 637 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:18,083 Yes, hey, muffy. Yeah. 638 00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:20,246 >> Nikki s. Forgot to include 639 00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:21,433 "bring your tennis racket." 640 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:22,326 >> Exactly. 641 00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:24,066 Hack number two comes to us from 642 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:24,320 Alex m. 643 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,180 He suggests... 644 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,433 The word is German, by the way, 645 00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:31,376 for "spring clip." 646 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:32,226 >> [ Gasps ] 647 00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:33,996 >> Orspring clip! 648 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:34,353 Let me try. 649 00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:35,353 Let me see if I can get it. 650 00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:36,283 >> Can you get both? 651 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,116 >> Here we go. 652 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:37,430 >> All right. 653 00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:38,466 What do you want me to do? 654 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,080 I feel like I'm doing a lot of 655 00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:40,426 bad touch. 656 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,016 >> No, no, all touch is bad 657 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:42,400 touch for me. 658 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,403 I'm very sensitive. 659 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:45,023 Ahh! Ahh! 660 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,050 >> Kev! 661 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,203 >> [ Gasping ] 662 00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:49,073 >> Okay. There we go. 663 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,180 >> [ Shouts ] 664 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,196 Oh! This is a terrible hack! 665 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,233 Oh, it does not feel good at 666 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,066 all! 667 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:54,380 Please stop tugging on it. 668 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,146 Ohhh! 669 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:58,153 That is real tight. 670 00:18:58,183 --> 00:18:59,253 There's no circulation. 671 00:18:59,283 --> 00:19:01,433 >> Do you want to try two? 672 00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:03,266 >> Yeah, let's try two. 673 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,470 >> Oh, this could -- okay. 674 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,130 >> Cinch it up. Oh, yeah. 675 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,126 Oh, look at this. 676 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:07,466 >> All right. 677 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,330 >> That works. 678 00:19:08,366 --> 00:19:10,016 That just gets it a little extra 679 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:10,400 tighter. 680 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:11,453 That's stopping them from coming 681 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,323 down. 682 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,280 >> Technically your pants are 683 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,116 up. 684 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,000 You don't want to show it, 685 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,183 though, so you're gonna have to 686 00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:17,146 keep your shirt out. 687 00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:19,333 Our final hack comes from 688 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,196 Ben c., who writes... 689 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:29,370 Well, Ben, I doubt that very 690 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,220 much, but I don't know why a 691 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,080 shoestring wouldn't work. 692 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:35,266 Belt before. 693 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,020 >> You want to do an orange? 694 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,020 >> Safety orange? 695 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:41,320 >> Yeah, safety orange. 696 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,146 A hack that's probably gonna be 697 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,323 totally effective, but you want 698 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,180 to cover it up. 699 00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:47,476 I mean, you essentially turn 700 00:19:48,016 --> 00:19:49,246 your pants into drawstring 701 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:50,133 pants. 702 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,316 You also have more control over 703 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,370 how tense you want. 704 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,220 >> Totally. 705 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,000 I could really cinch these bad 706 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:55,383 boys up. 707 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,026 I could double knot, I could let 708 00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:57,346 them loose. 709 00:19:57,383 --> 00:19:58,403 I like the versatility. 710 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,083 So let's run down these hacks. 711 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,296 >> First we had the safety pins 712 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,473 with the shirt pinned to the 713 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,180 pants. 714 00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:04,066 >> Yes. 715 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,130 >> And then with a sweater tied 716 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,296 around the waist to cover it. 717 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:09,003 >> Which didn't really solve the 718 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:09,423 problem. 719 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,450 The pants are still gonna sag 720 00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:11,303 down. 721 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,123 They're just gonna take the 722 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:12,450 shirt with it. 723 00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:13,483 >> Hack number two -- the 724 00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:14,366 carabiner. 725 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,450 You know, the likelihood, first 726 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:17,083 of all, of having a carabiner 727 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,216 might be low, but it worked. 728 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,370 And if you have two, it's even 729 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,250 better. 730 00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,373 >> With the shoelace, dynamism. 731 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,120 >> Yes. 732 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,070 >> Look at this. 733 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,030 Oh, not so tight. 734 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:24,416 Ohh! Tight! 735 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,020 >> It's more likely you're gonna 736 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,120 find a shoelace lying around 737 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:28,300 before any of these other items, 738 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,373 so I think it's kind of a 739 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,230 foolproof hack. 740 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,396 >> I think it's time to make it 741 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:32,303 official, Brooke. 742 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,183 >> All right. 743 00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:35,346 >> The shoelace belt gets our... 744 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:39,133 >> Hack seal of approval! 745 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,276 >> Congratulations, Ben. 746 00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:41,476 Look at how much fun we're 747 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,016 having. 748 00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:46,166 This, so go to hackmylifetrutv. 749 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,300 Tumblr.com and submit some hacks 750 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,133 today. 751 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,016 Today. 752 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,380 >> Can you help me out, sir? 753 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,176 Uh, I'm in kind of a bind. 754 00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:56,116 I just do hacks! 755 00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,480 I'm from long island, man! 756 00:20:57,530 --> 00:21:02,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46635

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