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>> Tripp goodwin says he's
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fiscally responsible.
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But he spent over $20 on a lemon
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squeezer that he only uses for
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squeezing lemons.
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Aren't the American taxpayers
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being squeezed enough, Tripp?
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Chase Maxwell squeezes his
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lemons with kitchen tongs that
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he already had in his kitchen
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drawer.
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That's the kind of
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resourcefulness that Washington
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desperately needs.
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So, come election day, who are
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you going to choose --
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the guy who spends your money to
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juice his lemons?
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Or chase Maxwell, who thinks
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outside the box?
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America, the choice is yours.
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Paid for by citizens for
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chase Maxwell and citrus fruits.
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>> Tonight on "hack my life"...
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>> Aah!
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>> A hack master shows you how
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to control the human brain.
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>> Oh!
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>> [ Laughs ]
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>> I want my arm back.
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>> Plus...
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>> Homemade "hack my life"
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makeup.
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>> Maybe she's born with it, or
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maybe it's crayon.
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>> Let us hack your face!
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>> Golfing hacks to help you go
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pro.
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>> And...
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>> Oh!
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>> ...waterproof your world with
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the help of bees.
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>> We've really angered the gods
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now.
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>> This is "hack my life."
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>> Do you have a favorite pair
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of sneakers that aren't allowed
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out on a rainy day?
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[ Baby voice ] Mommy loves you,
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but she hates wet feet more.
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Yes, she does.
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>> Aww.
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Let's waterproof those little
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babies.
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It's time for a hacksperiment.
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>> You're gonna need a pair of
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shoes that have a porous
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material, sort of like canvas,
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so that the beeswax can melt
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into it using this hair dryer
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over here.
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>> Now, why beeswax?
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This is like the -- the duct
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tape of history.
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Like, Egyptians were using the
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stuff, and that's why it's
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perfect for waterproofing a
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shoe.
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>> Okay.
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Let's waterproof a shoe.
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We'll waterproof one shoe and
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leave one as our control.
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Test.
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>> And you can't use too much at
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this phase.
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Once you melt it, you're gonna
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be golden.
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>> Okay.
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You can see it building up now.
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>> That's pretty coated, right?
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>> That's definitely coated.
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>> Now we just shoot the
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hair dryer at it until it melts.
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I can already see it melting,
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Brooke!
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>> What?!
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>> I can already see it melting!
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To dubstep and cutting into a
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montage.
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[ Mimics dubstep music ]
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Extreme shoe drying!
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[ Mimics dubstep music ]
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[ Whirring stops ]
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Done.
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>> Done and done.
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Now what?
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I think you should throw these
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on your feet and we should get
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you wet.
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>> Naturally.
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Gun.
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So, do you feel it absorbing?
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The UN-waterproofed shoe is
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definitely soaking through.
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My foot's wet right now.
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>> Okay.
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Now let's try the waterproof
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shoe.
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>> Whoo! Rolling right off.
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>> You can see it splashing off.
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Waterproof shoe -- look at this.
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It's beading up.
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That is amazing!
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>> Beaded right up.
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>> Yeah.
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Let's raise the stakes a little.
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Ahh!
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Shall we?
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>> All right.
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>> Test number two -- a pitcher.
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>> Oh.
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>> Bottom's up.
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>> Okay.
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Oh, no!
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>> Aw.
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>> That looked like that soaked
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right up.
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>> I'm soaked.
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>> Yep.
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>> Let's try the waterproofed
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shoe!
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Okay. It's -- it's working.
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It's a giant "[Bleep] you" to
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nature.
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>> Whoa.
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Ooh!
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>> It's like, "that's all you
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got?"
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>> I am 100% satisfied with the
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results, so, we can call it a
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hacksperiment.
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>> Well, so far, yes, but it's
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time to take it to the next
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level, which is a nice puddle
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jump.
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>> This isn't about the shoes
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anymore, is it?
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>> No.
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No, it hasn't been since the
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beginning, actually.
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Pool.
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>> I don't want -- [ Whimpers ]
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>> Baby's got to leap.
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Yeah, yeah. Come on.
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Oh, it's like baby's first
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steps.
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Come on. Get 'em wet.
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Yeah!
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Then that's it.
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She's out.
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And...?
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>> Both of my feet are soaked
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'cause the water went into my
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shoe.
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>> Right.
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>> The insides aren't
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waterproofed, kev.
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>> Right.
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>> [ Sighs ]
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>> So, Brooke.
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What did we learn in our little
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hacksperiment today?
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>> Well, I think the takeaway is
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that beeswax worked in minor
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wetness situations.
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>> Sorry. What?
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>> Never mind.
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>> It's really opening up,
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Brooke.
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I can't hear you.
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>> Never mind.
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>> We've really angered the gods
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now.
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Hacksperiment!
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>> Would you know what to use to
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hack your way out of a jam?
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Let's find out in today's pop
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quiz.
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>> Oh, no, no, no.
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>> So, you thought you'd try on
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your roommate's engagement ring.
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>> I couldn't resist.
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It's so sparkly.
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[ Chuckles ]
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>> Hey!
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Focus up.
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There's a hack nearby that can
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help you get that ring off in a
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jiffy.
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Can you guess which one of these
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you need?
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"B," a nail file,
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"c," dental floss,
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or "d," a hacksaw?
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>> Is it...The hacksaw?
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>> Cool it, klepto.
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The answer is "c," dental floss.
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Here's how it works.
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Just take a long piece of floss
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and wrap it tightly around your
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finger until you reach the ring.
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Once your finger is totally
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wrapped, thread some of the
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floss under the ring and start
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to unwind the floss back down
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your finger.
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The ring will easily corkscrew
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right off your digit.
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De-blinged your ring finger.
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And your roommate will be none
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the wiser.
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>> Hey, Lindsey, have you seen
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my ring?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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It's right over here.
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Thank you, pop quiz lady.
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>> Hey!
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They don't call me
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Brooke Van pop-quiz for nothing.
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[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
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>> Sometimes, a household item
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is so useful it ascends into the
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pantheon of great hacking tools.
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Today, we celebrate one that's
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truly become a hack all-star --
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the old tire.
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After rolling along for so many
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miles, a tire still has more to
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give with these hacks to put a
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new spin on the wheel.
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Want to expand your garden?
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Give your flowers their own rest
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stop with this pretty planter.
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All-star.
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[ Dog barks ]
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Feel like teaching an old tire a
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new trick?
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Decorate it with spray paint,
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add a cushion, and a tire
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becomes a lounging spot for
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sparky.
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All-star.
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Got kids and a big tree?
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With an old tire and some chain,
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you can really get a play date
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swinging.
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All-star.
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Be king of the road or at least
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king of the man cave with a
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coffee table made from a tire.
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All-star.
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Who says cars and bikes can't
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work together?
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Cut a couple of old tires in
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half to make a family bike rack.
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All-star.
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Bring the mean streets into the
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backyard.
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Let a tire retire as a nice,
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sturdy sandbox for the kids.
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All-star.
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What to fool the rug rats into
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thinking global warming doesn't
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exist?
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Spray a bunch of tires white,
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take them real high, and pretend
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it's frosty the snowman.
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They'll never know the
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difference.
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All-star.
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Oh, tire, you've driven off the
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road and into our hearts.
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Welcome to the all-star club.
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Like your name's hack nicklaus.
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>> Four!
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>> And get luscious lips right
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out of the box.
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>> Ladies, want some crayons on
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your face? O0 c1
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>> sometimes, ordinary people do
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extraordinary things, all in the
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name of hacking.
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Take Greg.
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He wants to propose to his
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girlfriend.
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[ Whistle! ]
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But first, he's got to win over
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her father, frank.
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>> Hmph.
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>> Luckily, Greg is a hack hero!
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Greg starts the day playing into
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frank's one weakness -- scotch.
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Blast!
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This course doesn't allow booze.
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Not to worry.
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He stashes dad's special sauce
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in a cleaned-out sunscreen
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bottle.
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This way, every hole can be the
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19th.
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Time to tee off.
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Forgetful frank said he was
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gonna bring the tees.
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What a mulligan.
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But Greg sees this as an
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opportunity to impress dad and
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play through.
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By snipping a drinking straw at
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a 45-degree angle, Greg
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improvises a new golf tee.
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Huzzah!
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Hacking on the fly is a hole in
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one for Greg.
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Oh, no!
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Frank misses so badly even his
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scotch is embarrassed.
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Our hero wants the old man to
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play the best game that he can,
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so he draws lines on frank's
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gloves to help him grip the club
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at just the right angle.
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Bam!
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Who's your caddy?
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Question, Greg hurries things
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along hacker style.
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He adjusts a couple of screws on
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the engine's governor, and
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they're off!
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[ Engine revs ]
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Faster than a speeding golf
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ball!
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>> Whoa!
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Thanks to Greg's good deeds,
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frank is about to win the ga--
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oh!
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Really, frank?
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Just when all hope seems lost,
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Greg uses his secret weapon --
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a hole in his pocket.
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Greg slyly drops one of frank's
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balls closer to the cup.
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Son-in-law?
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Am I right, frank?
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Greg has conquered frank's bad
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game and bad attitude.
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And now he sees his chance.
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He asks frank's permission to
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seek his daughter's hand in
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marriage.
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>> Ah!
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>> Well, it took some daring,
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but Greg the golfer emerges
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triumphant thanks to some
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hacking hole in ones, proving
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that Greg truly is a hack hero!
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>> You guys remember crayons.
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Oh, so many colors.
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This is my favorite --
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burnt native turquoise.
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Make makeup at home.
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>> Yes, but is the homemade
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version as good as the real
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thing?
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Let's find out in today's
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spot the hack.
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Is very easy.
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Put a microwave-safe bowl in one
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inch of water.
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Then melt a crayon inside the
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bowl.
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Some vitamin e.
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>> [ High-pitched ] We're making
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a witches' brew.
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>> [ High-pitched ] We are
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making a witches' brew.
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[ Normal voice ] Then use a
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syringe to add the mixture into
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a plastic case.
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Room temperature, then you've
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got some lip gloss, my friends.
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Now all we have to do is, uh,
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find some people to test it out
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on.
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What say you?
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>> Not it.
396
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>> Homemade "hack my life"
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makeup!
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Come on over and try it on!
399
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>> Let us hack your face!
400
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>> Let us -- ooh, Kevin, that's
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rough.
402
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That's just really --
403
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>> what?
404
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,000
Want to try some lip gloss?
405
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>> No way.
406
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>> No way.
407
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We got a hack here, folks.
408
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Who wants to spot it?
409
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>> Huh?
410
00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:00,416
>> Huh?
411
00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:01,470
>> She does!
412
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,100
No?
413
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,453
>> Wants nothing to do with us.
414
00:11:04,483 --> 00:11:06,073
>> Oh, yay, group of ladies.
415
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,220
>> You want to spot the hack?
416
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,350
>> Oh, good.
417
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,233
Please. Come. Join us.
418
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Hacked some lip gloss out of
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crayons.
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And what you're gonna do is put
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whatever color's on this row on
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your top lip and whatever
423
00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,100
color's on this row on your
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bottom lip.
425
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Which one is the hack.
426
00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,100
[ Smooch! ]
427
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,373
>> So, now that it's on, do they
428
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feel the same?
429
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,130
>> Yeah.
430
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,016
It doesn't -- it doesn't feel
431
00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:30,370
different.
432
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>> I thought the bottom was
433
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easier to put on.
434
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,000
>> Okay.
435
00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,133
>> The top, I felt, was better,
436
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,476
though, because it had more of a
437
00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:37,066
resistance on my lip.
438
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:37,430
>> All right.
439
00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:38,316
Well, the test of some really
440
00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:40,080
good cosmetics is how well it
441
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actually stays on your lips.
442
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:42,146
>> Right.
443
00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:43,023
Yeah.
444
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:43,420
Your lip color all looks good.
445
00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,220
It's staying on still.
446
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,480
>> And in terms of the colors,
447
00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,246
they look pretty well matched,
448
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:49,383
considering the other came from
449
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a box of crayons.
450
00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:53,326
You can actually spot the hack
451
00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:55,076
that you're wearing.
452
00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:56,116
>> I'm inclined to say the
453
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:56,370
bottom.
454
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>> Really? Okay.
455
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,173
>> More or less the same.
456
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>> I think the bottom's the
457
00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:00,216
crayon, 'cause it was just so
458
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,000
much more oily.
459
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:02,203
>> I think the top was the
460
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:02,453
crayon.
461
00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:03,283
The top.
462
00:12:03,316 --> 00:12:04,166
>> Top.
463
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,050
>> I'm gonna have to go with the
464
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top.
465
00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:06,146
>> All right.
466
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,353
Well, let's reveal the truth.
467
00:12:08,383 --> 00:12:10,173
The bottom was the crayon.
468
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,150
>> What?
469
00:12:11,183 --> 00:12:12,253
>> Oh, my god!
470
00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:13,073
>> Ah.
471
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:13,430
>> I'm actually kind of
472
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,426
impressed by this hack.
473
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,276
Four people thought regular lip
474
00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:18,096
gloss was our hacked lip gloss.
475
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,183
>> Maybe it's safe to say you
476
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,166
couldn't spot the hack.
477
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,300
>> Yeah, no.
478
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,373
I wouldn't have -- well,
479
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,230
clearly.
480
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:24,316
I guessed the wrong one, so...
481
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:26,150
[ Laughter ]
482
00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,083
>> So, there you have it.
483
00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:28,096
People are having a ton of
484
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,233
trouble spotting the hack, which
485
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:32,146
means we actually did our jobs
486
00:12:32,183 --> 00:12:33,223
for once.
487
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,080
>> I might be wearing crayon on
488
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my face right now.
489
00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:37,283
>> Are you?
490
00:12:37,316 --> 00:12:39,296
>> Yeah. Come here.
491
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,253
>> Ah! Gross!
492
00:12:41,283 --> 00:12:43,153
>> Coming up, we hack what no
493
00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:44,453
hacker's hacked before --
494
00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:45,303
Kevin.
495
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,323
>> Oh, god!
496
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,130
>> And we put your juiciest
497
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,246
hacks to the test...
498
00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:50,283
>> Oh, it's a squirter.
499
00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:53,416
>> ...in tumblr's hack mail. O0
500
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[ film projector whirring ]
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♪♪♪
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>> The sandwich, friend of the
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lunchbox, helper to the hurried,
504
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,423
but did you also know it was a
505
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:10,070
hack from history?
506
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,380
London, england, 1765,
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John montagu, a nobleman holding
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the title of
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the Earl of sandwich, grows
510
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,166
tired of eating handfuls of
511
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,350
loose meats while he's trying to
512
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,433
gamble.
513
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,480
>> Bring me two pieces of bread
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so that I might better hold my
515
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:29,403
greasy meat without soiling my
516
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cards.
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>> Instead of getting him help
518
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for his obvious gambling
519
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,316
addiction, the waitstaff fills
520
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his order, and...
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Pickle me timbers!
522
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:40,276
The first sandwich is born!
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00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,076
Which brings us to today.
524
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The sandwich is so important and
525
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,433
powerful that our nation has
526
00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,116
chosen it to become a
527
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standardized unit of measure.
528
00:13:51,116 --> 00:13:54,166
Delicious hack from history.
529
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,326
>> There's a spectrum of awesome
530
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,196
in this world.
531
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:08,303
On one end, you've got your
532
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,433
hobbyists, your enthusiasts.
533
00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:10,476
Nothing wrong with them.
534
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,146
But on the other end, you have
535
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:13,083
your true masters.
536
00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:14,446
This is my buddy, Greg Gage.
537
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:16,223
He's a neuroscientist, which is
538
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,470
fancy talk for way smarter than
539
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,350
all of us.
540
00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:20,083
And today, we're gonna hack some
541
00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:21,176
brains.
542
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:24,216
[ Spooky music plays ]
543
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:26,326
>> So, usually on the show, when
544
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,316
we feature a hack, it's
545
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,480
something that folks at home can
546
00:14:29,016 --> 00:14:30,026
try, but when I hear "we're
547
00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:31,166
gonna hack the brain," I think,
548
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,170
"well, we have to have a
549
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,300
subterranean basement next to a
550
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,053
nuclear silo."
551
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:37,283
Now what we've developed are
552
00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:38,446
these really low-cost kits that
553
00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:40,073
allow amateurs to be able to
554
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,130
sort of record your brain
555
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,296
activity and actually do things
556
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,433
with it.
557
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:46,323
Shooting around in the brain.
558
00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,100
So, just by grabbing the signals
559
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,333
that it's sending out, we can
560
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,026
transfer that and transition
561
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:51,996
that into -- what?
562
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,053
What can we do with it?
563
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,173
>> We can turn on lights.
564
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200
We can control motors.
565
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,173
We can control, you know, other
566
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,330
people.
567
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,176
>> Yes. I'm in.
568
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:00,466
Let's do it.
569
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:01,376
>> Let's do it.
570
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,996
>> Let's do all of those things.
571
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:04,123
So, it looks like you got a
572
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,280
battery, a circuit board, and
573
00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:06,046
some wires.
574
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:06,373
>> Yes.
575
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,220
So, really, it's just an
576
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,100
amplifier.
577
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,053
So, you're gonna stick out your
578
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:09,403
arm for science.
579
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,283
>> Okay.
580
00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:11,296
>> And then there's a little bit
581
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,433
of gel on here which has some
582
00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:14,046
salt in there, so it's gonna
583
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,203
allow that electricity to come
584
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from your body into the
585
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electrodes.
586
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>> Okay.
587
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>> And then we're gonna be able
588
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to record your activity from
589
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your brain through your muscles
590
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and hear what it sounds like.
591
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You ever heard what your brain
592
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,080
sounds like before?
593
00:15:24,116 --> 00:15:25,116
>> I di-- i-I'm not even sure
594
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it's there.
595
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:26,323
It sounds kind of hollow.
596
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>> Just squeeze your hand.
597
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[ Whirring static ]
598
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Your muscle amplifies the
599
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signal, and you're looking at
600
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:30,453
that electricity right now.
601
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>> That is insane.
602
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Throughout our entire lives, we
603
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have this electricity running
604
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through our body, but we're just
605
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,150
not aware of it.
606
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But now, you are aware of that.
607
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>> Mm.
608
00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:43,153
For the tablet, but what can I
609
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do with my new powers?
610
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>> Yes.
611
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I brought in a couple of lights.
612
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:47,476
And if we plug the light into
613
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the system, when you squeeze
614
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your arm, we're gonna be able to
615
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detect that brain activity and
616
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,473
actually make something useful
617
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:53,320
out of it.
618
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So, go ahead and squeeze it.
619
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,433
>> [ Laughs ]
620
00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:57,466
>> So, you can actually...
621
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,330
>> What?!
622
00:15:58,366 --> 00:15:59,146
>> ...gradually do it and just
623
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:00,473
get this nice little...
624
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,250
>> [ Grunting ]
625
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:04,203
Aah!
626
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:05,373
[ Grunts ]
627
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,380
I don't know why I'm shouting at
628
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:07,296
the light, but I want to.
629
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,303
[ Exclaims ]
630
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,023
Simply amazing stuff, Greg.
631
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,450
But...uh, at the beginning, you
632
00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:12,453
did say something about
633
00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:14,123
controlling another human being.
634
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:15,230
And I haven't controlled another
635
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,116
human being, Greg.
636
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,130
So, when do I get to take away
637
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:17,996
someone's free will?
638
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,033
>> Well, I think we should take
639
00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:20,346
away your free will.
640
00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:21,473
>> Of course you do.
641
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,280
Of course you do.
642
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,316
>> We just need another
643
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,120
volunteer.
644
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:24,480
>> Ooh.
645
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:25,416
That's gonna be a tall order.
646
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,180
Let me see.
647
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,076
Who could we pick?
648
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,116
If only there was someone
649
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,220
standing to our right, holding
650
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,180
papers, riffling through them.
651
00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:33,416
>> Hey.
652
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,030
>> This is for science, Jackie.
653
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:35,376
We need you.
654
00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,166
>> [ Laughs ] Okay.
655
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:39,076
Electrodes on.
656
00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:40,246
So, now we're gonna record the
657
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:41,353
electrical activity between
658
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,483
those muscles as you squeeze
659
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:43,346
your arm.
660
00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:44,403
Jackie is now connected to you
661
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,473
via her muscles into your
662
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,300
ulnar nerve.
663
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,173
>> We're not even Facebook
664
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,250
friends, so this is really...
665
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:49,383
>> And I want you to turn away.
666
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:51,026
When she moves her arm, your arm
667
00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:52,166
is gonna move without your free
668
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,020
will, okay?
669
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,030
>> Is this gonna hurt, Greg?
670
00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:54,446
>> Yeah. A lot.
671
00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:55,333
>> Great.
672
00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:56,276
[ Laughs ]
673
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,196
>> So comforting.
674
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,353
>> Do ahead and squeeze your
675
00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:59,073
arm.
676
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,020
>> Oh, god!
677
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:00,480
What the hell?!
678
00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:01,996
What the hell?!
679
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:02,403
[ Laughter ]
680
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:03,453
I did not do that!
681
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:04,433
You did that!
682
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:06,146
Okay!
683
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,123
>> Relax. Relax.
684
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,380
So, what happens if I were to
685
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:09,426
move Jackie's hand?
686
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:10,376
>> Well, I don't know.
687
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,466
Does it -- is it going to hurt
688
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,250
like it did?
689
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,103
No.
690
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:13,373
>> 'Cause I have to tell my
691
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,320
brain to do that.
692
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,130
>> Oh, Jackie! Don't do that!
693
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,276
[ Laughter ]
694
00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:18,146
>> All right.
695
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:19,103
>> We are not friends anymore,
696
00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:19,283
Jackie!
697
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:20,166
>> Sorry.
698
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,230
>> Boy.
699
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,126
Greg Gage, you are a master
700
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,016
hacker.
701
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,130
Thank you, sir, for bringing the
702
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,276
technology here and for making
703
00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:27,416
it accessible for everyone out
704
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:28,250
there.
705
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:29,183
Jackie, thank your for not
706
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,246
squeezing your --
707
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,383
oh! God! Stop!
708
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,076
[ Laughter ]
709
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,066
To get the last drop out...
710
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,170
>> Oh, god! Okay! Okay!
711
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,000
Bad idea!
712
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:38,333
>> ...next in
713
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:40,466
tumblr's hack mail. O0 c1
714
00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:47,103
>> [ Groans ]
715
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,253
>> There are better ways to
716
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:49,353
relieve stress, you know?
717
00:17:49,383 --> 00:17:50,383
>> Aah!
718
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,366
The only thing that's stressing
719
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,330
me out is trying to juice this
720
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:53,116
orange.
721
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:53,350
It's making a mess.
722
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:54,103
Look at that.
723
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:54,453
It's disgusting.
724
00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:56,273
>> All right. Relax, Kevin.
725
00:17:58,016 --> 00:17:59,226
People for some sweet, sweet
726
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:00,166
juicing hacks.
727
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,470
This is tumblr's hack mail.
728
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,083
Down.
729
00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:06,166
We are going to test three
730
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,480
different juicing hacks sent to
731
00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:09,196
us by the community over on
732
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,083
tumblr.
733
00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:11,166
We're gonna see which one yields
734
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,350
the most juice and requires the
735
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,353
least amount of work.
736
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,483
Because, yes, we are that lazy.
737
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:17,476
>> Hack number one comes to us
738
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,116
from Jonathan l. In
739
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,480
myrtle beach.
740
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,273
Ow.
741
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,080
>> You all right?
742
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:27,396
>> Yep.
743
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,283
>> Okay, now that we've
744
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,196
fractured our hand, it's time to
745
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,253
get some juice.
746
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,383
Oh. I like that.
747
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,196
Keep her down.
748
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,353
Oh, god! Okay! Okay! Bad idea!
749
00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:35,233
>> All right.
750
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:36,126
All right, all right, all right.
751
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,266
>> Let's see exactly how much we
752
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,050
got.
753
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,433
>> One sip of juice.
754
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,126
>> Yeah, that is just shy of an
755
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,076
ounce, Brooke.
756
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:44,426
Our second hack comes to us from
757
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:46,426
Brenda k. In Waterloo, Iowa.
758
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,330
"Would you like to do the
759
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,266
honors, Kevin?"
760
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,220
Oh!
761
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,020
Brenda, you want to watch?
762
00:18:57,050 --> 00:19:00,070
[ Seductive music plays ]
763
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:04,020
This one's for you.
764
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:04,470
>> [ Chuckles ]
765
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,030
>> Whoo! Hot produce.
766
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:09,066
>> Whoo! Yeah.
767
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,450
>> The microwave's got the juice
768
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,133
all antsy in its pantsy.
769
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,226
When I give it a squeeze, it
770
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:15,096
should pop like that.
771
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,200
Oh. Look at that.
772
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,123
>> Whoa.
773
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,020
>> Ahh.
774
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,480
>> Let's see what we got here.
775
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:25,246
That's well over an ounce.
776
00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:26,203
>> It is.
777
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,383
In fact, it's almost 1½ ounces.
778
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:31,196
Call me, Brenda.
779
00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:34,346
From Edward s.
780
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,050
>> You may have had a little
781
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,003
sippy sip from one of these
782
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:43,333
guys.
783
00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:44,266
You can see the bottom is
784
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,270
actually raised up.
785
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,000
And if you were to cut it off,
786
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:48,253
you'd basically have yourself a
787
00:19:48,283 --> 00:19:49,383
teeny tiny orange reamer.
788
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,366
>> I'm excited to try this.
789
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,420
>> It happens to fit perfectly.
790
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,430
>> It gets the middle portion
791
00:19:53,466 --> 00:19:54,276
out.
792
00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:55,066
And it doesn't seem to be as
793
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:55,430
messy.
794
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:56,266
>> This is more contained, for
795
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,100
sure.
796
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:57,403
>> Now you're just kind of
797
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:58,253
mashing it, right?
798
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:00,183
>> Now I'm just mashing it.
799
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,070
>> Just over 1/2 ounce.
800
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,020
>> All right. Let's review.
801
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,380
It's a little dangerous.
802
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,176
I mean, you could lose a finger.
803
00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:11,026
>> Yeah, no.
804
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,076
There are several reasons to
805
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:12,446
hate that hack.
806
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:13,303
>> Yeah.
807
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,253
>> So, how do we feel about
808
00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:15,323
using a sports bottle as a
809
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,170
juice reamer?
810
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,230
>> I love the idea that it's
811
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,076
upcycling.
812
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,076
It's probably something you
813
00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,166
already have in your house.
814
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,280
But it was slow, and it just
815
00:20:22,316 --> 00:20:24,246
didn't yield much, so...
816
00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:25,433
>> How about the microwave
817
00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:26,426
orange juice hack?
818
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:27,216
>> Yeah.
819
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,120
It was effective.
820
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,200
>> The microwave gave us the
821
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:29,483
most juice.
822
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:30,426
It was pretty clean.
823
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:31,276
>> Mm.
824
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:32,216
It was bursting with flavor.
825
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,250
>> So, let's make it official.
826
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,333
Congratulations, Brenda.
827
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:37,996
You get our hack
828
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,183
seal of approval.
829
00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:40,326
If you think this looks like a
830
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:41,446
bundle of fun, you're right!
831
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,003
And you can participate by going
832
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,473
to hackmylifetrutv.Tumblr.Com
833
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,200
and submit hacks today.
834
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,353
What is wrong with you?
835
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:50,403
>> A lot of things.
836
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,433
>> Kev.
837
00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:54,376
Concentrate on the shoes.
838
00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:58,976
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