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Today's going to be a good day.
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Great, there goes breakfast.
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My foot! Stupid thing!
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Ow! My foot!
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Stupid thing!
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See? I learn.
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Don't even know why he put
that lamp there in the first place.
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What the heck would you make
a swinging lamp for?
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Makes me want
to burn down the '70s!
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Was that an armadillo?
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I'm going to laugh
when you're roadkill.
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What the--
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Not my car!
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Cactus needles?
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Red dirt?
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Adobe?!
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NEW MEXICO!!!
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Well, let's see. New Mexico
became a state on January 6, 1912,
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making it the 47th state
in the Union.
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- And a Capricorn.
- The capital is Santa Fe.
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Its population
is just under two million!
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State bird is the roadrunner.
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Elise hates roadrunners.
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State flower: yucca flower.
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State song:
"O Fair New Mexico," which--
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? O, Fair New Mexico ?
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? We love, we love you so-- ?
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Enough already!
You're not helping me here!
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What are its weaknesses?
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- Uh, weaknesses?
- How do I hurt it?
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Uh... it doesn't say.
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We need more information.
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You should go to the library.
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Fine. Be here in half an hour.
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Yeah, I kind of
have to work today...
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so I can't--
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Hello? Dan?
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None of this is helping!
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- Shh.
- Don't shush me!
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You don't shush me!
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Nobody shushes me!
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Well, that's the first time
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I've ever been
thrown out of a library.
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You get used to it.
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Now what?
You still need information.
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Don't be stupid!
We go to a different library.
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I need lunch first.
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- It's 10:00 in the morning!
- It's 12:00 somewhere.
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Hurry up.
You're wasting valuable time.
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Is there a time limit
on revenge?
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There's an old saying--
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"Revenge is a dish
best served immediately."
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I don't think that's a saying.
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Hey!
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Are you going
to behave yourself this time?
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Ouch! What was that for?
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You talk to me like a child,
I pinch a-you.
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Can you just keep your cool?
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We'll see.
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Hey, Magellan,
the books are thataway.
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I want to ask that librarian.
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Maybe he can help you find
what you're looking for.
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Help us? For free?
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- That's what they do.
- Well, doesn't hurt to try, I guess.
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- May I help you?
- I doubt it.
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May I help you, sir?
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Yes. We're looking
for information on New Mexico.
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Right over there
between the 900s and the 908s.
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He's talking in code!
Get him!
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It's not code, Dan!
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- It's the Dewey Decimal System.
- Which is a code!
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Well, yes, but--
but it's a benign one.
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So he's just talking
about books?
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He is a librarian.
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Hey, buddy, don't you think
we've tried all the normal books?
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We need some
specific information.
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How do we hurt New Mexico?
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Why would you want to do that?
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It's personal.
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Personal vendettas
against states? Sure.
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Right over there
in the do-it-yourself section.
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Thank you, good sir.
I-- wait a minute!
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Drop the attitude, pal!
We're customers!
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I told you this guy
couldn't help us.
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I didn't say that.
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I can help you, but I want
something in return.
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Aw, I just knew it.
Librarians are jerks!
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Let's hear him out.
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You see that goon over there?
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- He's got a new girlfriend.
- So?
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- It's my wife.
- Uh, we--
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you know, we really
only came in for a book.
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You want help with something,
I want help with something.
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And this guy just mulls around
your library?
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Silently mocking me.
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The gall!
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I don't think
I feel right about this.
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I mean, isn't this
the librarian's business?
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No, it's perfect!
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We help someone else
get their revenge,
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and in turn, he helps me.
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Karma.
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- Yeah, but--
- But nothing. Shut up.
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- Okay, but I'm not killing anyone.
- What?!
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I'm not killing someone
for the librarian.
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- That's a deal-breaker.
- You've run over dozens of cyclists.
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Yeah, but they all lived.
And I'm not killing this guy either.
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And now you tell me?
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Yeah! Well, I mean,
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you know, I was going to say
something inside, but--
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- But?
- But then I didn't.
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You're right.
I should have.
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- You should have!
- I know. You're right.
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- So he walks away?
- Yeah.
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I wonder if he knows
how lucky he is.
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I wonder if he knows
how lucky we are.
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Dan, that guy looks hurt!
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Hey, you date a married woman,
you get hit by a bus! Karma!
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I'm not sure
that's how karma works.
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Consider your back scratched.
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Not by us specifically.
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So by that, you mean...
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All right. You want to know
how to hurt New Mexico?
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He does. I don't really
care much either way.
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"Devils Throne, New Mexico."
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"Devils Wash Basin, New Mexico.
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"Devils Highway, New Mexico."
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- See, Chris? Evil.
- That doesn't prove anything.
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It proves the Devil keeps
a bunch of his stuff there.
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- True.
- It gets worse.
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- Hot air balloons?
- Read on.
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"Each October,
Albuquerque is the home
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to the largest
hot air balloon launch
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in the United States." So?
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New Mexico is crazy
about hot air ballooning.
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They love it!
It's like candy to them!
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Is that true?
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Why don't you ask
my Masters in Library Sciences?
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Librarians.
You better be right about this.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Am I going to make it?
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Of course you are, son.
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See? He's fine.
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So you're going
to New Mexico why?
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Dan wants to disrupt
the annual hot air balloon festival.
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- Because?
- New Mexico broke his window.
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That's completely absurd.
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Can I come along?
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Crowbar, hammer, flashlight,
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survival knife, Brutus,
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throwing bricks,
half a turkey sandwich.
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That ought to do.
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Perfect.
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- All packed?
- Shut up.
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- By the way, Elise is coming with us.
- I did not authorize that!
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- I already told her it was okay.
- Unacceptable! She stays!
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Then I stay and you can go
to New Mexico by yourself.
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- I get shotgun!
- Nope.
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All this driving
is making me sleepy.
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Dan, stop kicking my seat,
all right?
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- I'm trying to drive!
- "Dan, momina-momina!"
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Something on your mind, Dan?
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How come she gets to sit
in the front seat?
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- Because it's our car.
- Well, that's not fair!
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This is madness!
What's she even doing here?
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You're not the only one with a grudge
against New Mexico, Dan.
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My cotton candy!
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New Mexico!
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Hello?
I asked what it did to you.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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You can't say something like that
and not follow up!
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Chris, back me up on this!
Chris!
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- This is not necessary.
- It really is.
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Come on, we're in the desert.
My eyes are drying out.
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Blink.
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Anybody want anything?
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Only my sweet, sweet revenge!
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And maybe some peanut brittle.
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You'll get yours, Arizona.
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Okay, I've got the granola,
some fruit,
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a six-pack of fennel juice,
and Dan's peanut brittle.
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Did he give you money for that?
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No, but don't worry.
I have enough.
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I got chips,
some crunchy Cheese Wads,
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some chewy Cheese Wads,
chocolate soda...
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- Chris.
- some fizzle sticks,
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Cocoa Blasters.
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Chris, remember
what we talked about?
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- Which time?
- About eating healthier.
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Oh, it doesn't count
if we're on a road trip. Does it?
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- It does.
- Oh. All right.
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All right,
then I'll only get one thing.
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Thank you. I only worry
about your health because I love--
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Yes! Milk shake machine!
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- I choose milk shakes...
- Okay.
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- with cookies in them.
- Chris.
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It's still one thing if the cookies
are inside the milk shake.
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Okay, but we're having
salad for dinner.
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Dan said we were having burgers.
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If Dan jumped off a cliff,
would you?
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- Chris!
- Well, l-I mean, it depends.
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Don't jump off a cliff!
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- Well, I wasn't planning on it.
- But if Dan jumped, you would?
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Chris!
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Took you long enough!
I have to pee!
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So? Go inside and pee.
We'll wait.
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- There's no time!
- Dan, calm down.
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Here. I got you
some peanut brittle.
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I'm saving it for later.
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You should
at least say thank you.
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You're welcome.
Now hurry up!
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What is wrong with you people?
Get in the car!
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Am I the only one who cares
about revenge on New Mexico?
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- Shouldn't we go?
- Hold on.
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I want to see if he can fog up
the entire window.
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It knows we're here!
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- Hey, drop me off at the next exit.
- What? It's Roswell.
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Um... girl stuff.
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We'll take you into town.
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This is good. See you.
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Finally!
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- That was weird, wasn't it?
- What was?
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Elise just asked to be dropped off
in the middle of the desert.
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Some people are desert people.
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Elise is not desert people.
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Okay, from this angle,
it's going to be difficult
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to continue to hold
your eyes open for you,
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so instead,
every three minutes,
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I'm going to punch you
in the stomach.
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There's got to be
a more effective-- ooh!
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That was not even close
to three minutes!
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Safety first!
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I'm starving.
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Shouldn't there be
a rest stop or something?
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- The state hates me!
- I'm hungry too.
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Aw, it's always about you,
isn't it?
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Well, you're not getting
any of my peanut brittle!
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Dan, there's something
I should tell you.
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- Where is it?
- l, uh...
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ate it... and I'm sorry.
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- What?!
- It was just sitting there,
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and I wasn't doing anything.
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You were driving the whole time!
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When did you even
have time to eat?
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You were looking out the window.
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- For, like, two seconds!
- I said I was sorry.
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I will mangle you!
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Hey, stop it!
I'm driving.
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Brittle thief!
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Oh, no!
253
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,210
Oh, no, please don't let it
be another cyclist!
254
00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:52,220
Dude, I think you killed
a celebrity.
255
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:53,850
It's a roadrunner.
256
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,370
I'm pretty sure
it's the Road Runner!
257
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,920
How could you even think that?
258
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,870
He doesn't look
remotely like him at all!
259
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,530
They use a lot of makeup on TV.
260
00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:04,940
Poor little guy.
I feel terrible.
261
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,640
Oh, quit whining.
We've solved two problems here.
262
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,010
One, the rampant, out-of-control
roadrunner population.
263
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,110
Two...
264
00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:18,050
This is really good!
265
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,610
Like the mighty Native Americans--
living off the land.
266
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,220
I'm pretty sure they didn't
run stuff over with their cars.
267
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,490
Sure, they did.
Pass the ketchup.
268
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,520
I don't have any ketchup.
269
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,590
Useless!
270
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,510
- So how are we going to--
- Hydrogen.
271
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,060
- Hydrogen?
- Shut up.
272
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,870
I can't believe
they don't serve roadrunner.
273
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,850
I thought you said
it was the state bird.
274
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,850
There really isn't
much meat on those things.
275
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,370
But what's there is very tasty!
276
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,580
So how are we going to get
the hydrogen again?
277
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:55,420
Any second now, a hydrogen truck
is going to pull up to refuel.
278
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,020
It's really pretty out here.
279
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,520
Whose side are you on, anyway?
You got a crush on New Mexico?
280
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,260
No.
281
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,200
Let's go. You pay.
282
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,500
Pardon me, kind sir.
283
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,030
Might we borrow a tiny spot
284
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,880
of your fine,
high-quality hydrogen?
285
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:19,540
I have one rule
about giving out my hydrogen:
286
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,280
you've gotta wrassle me for it.
287
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,810
I have no problem with that.
Chris, attack!
288
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,150
Good work back there.
289
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,630
For once in your miserable life,
you didn't let me down.
290
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,050
How come nobody's here?
291
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,560
They're all at the pre-balloon-launch
bacchanalia.
292
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,820
- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.
293
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,330
I read it in the book.
294
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:12,160
It happens every year
the night before the launch.
295
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,570
Every fifth year,
296
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,730
they sacrifice a maiden
to their pagan gods.
297
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,500
You're making that up.
298
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,410
Believe what you want.
299
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,900
- You're not making that up?
- Nope.
300
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,440
We're in the middle
of the desert.
301
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,280
Where would they even hold
a bacchanalia?
302
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,680
Noollab. Noollab.
303
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,210
Noollab.
304
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,920
Noollab. Noollab.
305
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,620
- Noollab.
- Sick freaks.
306
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,960
What do you expect
from hot air balloonists?
307
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,620
They're just bad people.
308
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,480
Hello, beautiful.
309
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,250
That's the last one.
310
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,990
About time.
I'm getting sleepy.
311
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:57,540
New Mexico,
consider yourself fired.
312
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,610
Dan!
Are you all right?
313
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,250
No!
314
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,450
I just realized I threw away
my good lighter.
315
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:20,330
You almost got us killed,
and you're worried about a lighter?
316
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,660
It was nice. I liked it.
317
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,960
Noollab.
318
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,030
What was that?
319
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:31,100
- Hey, we'd better go check it out.
- But the sacrifice!
320
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,970
It'll wait 10 minutes.
321
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,980
- Oh, no!
- No!
322
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,850
- Oh, good Lord!
- Ohh! Why, God?
323
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,520
Cry, you balloon goons! Cry!
324
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,550
Dan, be quiet.
They can hear you.
325
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,990
You be quiet!
326
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:57,330
- They must have done this!
- Get them!
327
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:01,530
- This looks bleak.
- I've seen bleaker.
328
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:04,600
- When?
- Before. Shut up!
329
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,340
Back, balloonist cult!
330
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,570
Back!
331
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:14,520
- That means you too, ugly.
- Me?
332
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,720
A flying saucer?
That's all I need! Great!
333
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,750
Oh, my goodness!
334
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,630
And if you're going
to probe anyone, probe Chris.
335
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,800
Keep your filthy tentacles off my--
336
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,280
- Oh. Hi, Elise.
- What happened to Chris?
337
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,640
Cultists.
338
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,310
What? He's fine.
339
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,710
- Ready to go?
- Almost.
340
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,170
Get that one!
341
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,900
- And that one!
- Dan, don't!
342
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,170
Oh, you're the only one who gets
to play with the death ray!
343
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,700
I'm not playing.
344
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,240
I'm flying a highly complex
piece of alien technology.
345
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,080
Quit messing with it!
346
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,090
Take that, New Mexico!
347
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,850
Get that one!
And that one!
348
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,920
Oh, get that one
in the stupid hat!
349
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,990
I have that same hat.
350
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,090
Seriously?
It's so gauche.
351
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,840
Oopsie.
352
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,150
Holy Toledo!
353
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,380
There's nothing holy
about Toled--
354
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:10,390
Where are we?
What happened?
355
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,600
We blew up the balloons,
you fell asleep, that's all.
356
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,900
Yes, that is all.
We're almost home.
357
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,070
- You rest.
- Oh, okay.
358
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,580
- Bye, Chris.
- What?
359
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:31,180
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