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- Oh, my God, that was so good.
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- She's my favorite
talk show host of all time.
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- Ooh, I just love Rachael Ray.
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Wasn't that so exciting?
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And we got to see today's
episode before anyone else.
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- Yeah, we are the lucky few
that got a sneak peek
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of Rachael Ray and Debi Mazar
making beef fajitas.
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Now, can we please take a nap?
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How have we been up
for six hours
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and it's somehow still morning?
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- Brooke, she gets to come here
once a year.
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This is what she wanted to do.
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- Oh, honey, can you take
a picture of me
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underneath
the "Rachael Ray" sign?
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- The piece of paper that says
"Rachael Ray Loading Dock"?
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Yeah, sure.
[camera shutter clicks]
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- Oh, thanks, I'm gonna send it
to Lisa from next door.
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She's watching Chase
while I'm here.
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- Why? Where's Dad?
- Home. Chase just had
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a couple of things
he needed to be driven to,
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and I'm not making
that mistake again.
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- Then why didn't Dad
just come to New York?
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He never comes anymore.
- Oh, you know him.
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He just thinks
the city's too busy.
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- [clears throat]
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- There she is!
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[crowd yelling]
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Rachael!
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Ooh, dang!
She must have somewhere to go.
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I really wanted
to give her a hug.
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- No, fuck that.
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She can't stop
and say hello to her fans?
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What a bitch.
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I'm so sorry. I'm so tired.
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- Well, now we have all day
to do whatever you want, Mom.
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Anything in the city.
You name it.
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- Hmm.
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- Now, Rachael, these are
my famous beef fajitas.
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- Remember when we saw that?
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♪ - I-I-I'm a winner ♪
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- Now, Pat, these are
my famous beef fajitas.
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- Ooh, they look even better
up close.
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- Can you guys smell it?
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Smells good, right?
- Hey. Here.
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- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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- My feet are killing me.
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All these manager costumes
I bought
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are so uncomfortable.
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- You mean clothes?
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- Did you know that managers
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do actual work, Cary?
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- No. I-I truthfully did not.
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- Mom's day is so packed,
I have to sneak in
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on every commercial break
just to get everything done.
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And I really wanna do
a good job for her.
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- Why can't Streeter help?
- He's on Chase duty.
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Oh, we figured out
his next move.
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He's gonna release
a huge new video at midnight
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that Shuli says
is gonna launch him
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into the next phase
of his career.
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- I thought he couldn't sing.
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[applause]
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- Now, this next segment
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is one of my favorites.
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As you all know,
last month,
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we had on Bobby Bryant,
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a 19-year-old
gay boy from Iowa
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who posted a video
of himself
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coming out
to his conservative dad.
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And his dad
was so supportive
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and the video
was so heartwarming,
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we just had to fly them
out to New York
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and surprise them
with a check
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for $25,000
courtesy of Shutterfly.
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Yay!
Because Shutterfly knows
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there's nothing wrong
with being gay.
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Well, that segment
was such a hit,
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Shutterfly said,
"We should do this every week."
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And since we started
giving out checks,
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we've now had hundreds,
even thousands of submissions
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from young men of all ages
coming out to their dads.
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Which brings me
to our next guest,
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a young man from Kansas
who finally felt brave enough
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to come out to his dad at 25.
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And they're backstage now.
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[applause]
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- Oh, my God, this is so funny.
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- No, it's not.
Some people come out late.
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I think it's sweet.
- Yeah.
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It's very brave for this boy
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to finally come out
to his daddy.
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- But before I bring them out,
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let's watch the video
that got them here.
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- Dad...I have something
to tell you.
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I'm gay.
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- That's gross.
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But I still love you, son.
- [sighs]
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audience: Aww!
- Now, please welcome Eddie
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and his wonderful,
supportive father, Troy.
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- ♪ Come to life ♪
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ Come to life ♪
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- Now, Troy,
I know how hard
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that phone call
must have been for you.
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- It was, because gay stuff
is very scary to me.
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And that's not the life
that I wanted for my son.
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But he is my son, so...
I'll deal.
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audience: Aww!
- That is so beautiful.
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Now, as a special surprise,
we have a check for $25,000
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courtesy of Shutterfly.
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- What?
I forgot about this part.
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- My God,
I am so proud of these two.
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- I know. This is nice.
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- And, Eddie,
you're gonna be just fine.
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My son Cary is gay,
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but he has a boyfriend
and they are in love.
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audience: Ooh!
- [chuckles]
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- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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- No, it's okay.
We actually--we did say it.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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- Whoa. That's great.
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- All right, gotta go.
I'm meeting Jess for brunch.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- See you.
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- And you can learn more
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about how much Shutterfly
loves you
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by going to their website
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and scrolling way down
to the bottom.
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Eddie and Troy!
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- ♪ Come to life ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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[bell rings]
- Okay, that's commercial.
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Back in 60.
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- Aw, Brookie, look at your
big fancy manager costume.
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- Mom, they're called clothes.
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And I need you to respect me
for the professional I now am.
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Okay, so we have a lot
to get through.
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- Like what?
- The show's gonna start
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posting what you make
for dinner on social
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so the fans feel like
they know the real you.
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So on Friday night,
you're making chicken paillard
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for the whole family.
- Oh, that'll be fun.
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- Oh, you're not
actually doing that.
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You're having dinner
with the team from Crest.
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So just hold this...
- Oh.
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- And smile.
- Okay, back in 20!
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay. Bye.
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- Psst.
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Yeah, hi. You know Pat?
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- Oh, yeah, I'm her manager...
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and also ChaseDreams'...
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and maybe someday,
Alessia Cara's.
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- Oh, my God, I love Pat.
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[gasps] Do you think maybe
I could meet her?
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- Sorry, no.
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She's really busy.
It's a two-show day.
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But she loves you,
and she's just like you.
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- Okay, we're back
in five, four, three...
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- Yeah, and the kid
just came out six days ago.
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- Really?
- He looked so scared.
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I felt so bad for him.
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Oh, my God, that's them.
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- Shit.
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No wonder he's scared.
That's his dad?
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- I know. He reminds me
of my dad so much.
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He looks just like him.
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What do you think
they're talking about?
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- I feel so bad we did that.
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- Did what,
take money from Shutterfly?
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Who gives a shit?
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Dave and Ethan did it.
- Okay.
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- Besides, our deck
is not gonna fix itself,
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and we want the kids to play
on it this summer, right?
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- Wait, speaking of, is Rosa
feeding them nothing but candy?
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In every picture
is a candy, candy.
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- No kid talk.
It's our anniversary.
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- Jesus, can you believe
it has been six years?
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- Yeah.
- I am getting so old.
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- [laughs]
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- Do you think
we should go say hi?
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He probably feels so alone.
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And it might be cool for him
to see a real, live gay couple.
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- Speaking of, happy one month.
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- Oh, yeah, a month.
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I just--I want him to know
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that he can have
what we have someday.
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- Are we doing Grindr tonight
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or tomorrow?
- No, we have to do tonight
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'cause our flight
is too early Monday,
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and I have to go straight
to the hospital,
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and, like, I don't wanna
be dead all day.
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- I didn't know
you were on Mondays.
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- It's just while Marissa's
on maternity.
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- Oh, right.
- Shit. Did we pack Molly?
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- Yeah, but I don't wanna do it
if we're gonna hook up.
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Last time, I couldn't get hard.
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Or if we do do it,
I need to bottom.
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- I wanna bottom too.
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- Just find a top?
- Let's get a top.
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- Ugh, I love you.
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- Oh, my God, this is so sad.
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They're just on their phones.
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- We should go over.
For the dad too.
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I mean, he's from Kansas.
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He's probably never even met
a gay person.
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We can show him
that we're not scary.
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- That is a great idea.
Let's do that.
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- Okay, I ran
into my next guest
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at a Duane Reade and asked her
to come on the show
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because I am such a huge fan.
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Please welcome,
from "The Big Bang Theory,"
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Mayim Bialik.
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[cheers and applause]
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- I-I'm sorry,
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I'm just realizing what you--
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I'm not Mayim Bialik.
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- What's that?
- Yeah, I'm not Mayim Bialik.
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I'm Stephanie.
I work at Duane Reade.
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- Wait, what do you mean?
You look exactly like her.
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Come on, everybody,
isn't this Mayim Bialik
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from "The Big Bang"?
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[applause]
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- You know, me and Pat have
the same birthday...almost.
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Hers is July 12th,
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and mine is August 3rd.
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- Wow, yeah,
that's in the same season.
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- Now, Stephanie,
we do still have a clip
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of "The Big Bang Theory"
cued up.
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Would it be okay
if we still watch it?
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- Sure.
- Oh, good.
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- Psst, does Pat ever film
her show on location,
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like how "Wheel of Fortune"
is in Hawaii sometimes?
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- I don't know. Maybe?
Let's just keep watching.
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- If she ever comes
to Garfield,
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I have a spare bedroom.
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I don't know if the show
puts her up,
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but if not,
she can stay with me.
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I'm only 50 minutes
from the lake, and I know
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Pat said on one of her shows
she likes to swim.
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So if she comes,
make sure she brings a suit.
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Or my sister is living
with me right now,
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so she probably has something
that Pat can wear.
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But then if she wants to swim--
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- Kathy?
- Yeah.
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- If and when
Pat comes to Garfield,
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she stays at your house,
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and you all decide
to go swimming,
248
00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,931
I'll make sure
she brings her suit.
249
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:52,765
- Great.
250
00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,367
- Do you know
who Mayim Bialik is?
251
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,937
- Yes.
- She's so cute on that show.
252
00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,006
- How about right side,
third down?
253
00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:02,008
- Yeah, he's good.
254
00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,610
- Okay, he says he's down,
but he wants to see our holes.
255
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,512
I don't have yours on my phone.
- Yes, you do.
256
00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:07,780
- Oh, wait, yes, I do.
257
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,215
- Should we just have him
meet us here
258
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,283
so we can make sure
he's not weird?
259
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,384
- Sure, why not?
260
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,052
both: Hi.
261
00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,888
- Sorry to interrupt,
but I saw you on "Pat!"
262
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,423
- Cha-ching, right?
263
00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,725
- I'm Pat's son.
- Oh, I mean...
264
00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:23,963
we are so grateful
for the money,
265
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,365
but honestly, I just--
I knew it was time
266
00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,067
to come out to my daddy.
267
00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,602
- And yeah,
I'm trying to come around,
268
00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:33,272
but two guys in bed,
it's still just so weird to me.
269
00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,775
- Well, that's why
we came over,
270
00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,044
to show you
that being gay isn't weird.
271
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,280
I mean, we are pretty much
a normal straight couple
272
00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,649
who just happen to be gay.
273
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,719
- Ew.
- You mind if we sit down?
274
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,256
[cell phone buzzes]
- Oh. Um...
275
00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,628
[dramatic music]
276
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,764
[bell tolling]
277
00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,743
[knock at door]
278
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,244
- Hi, Mom. You got a second?
- Mm.
279
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,246
- Okay, so we're starting
a book club for you.
280
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,248
That way, you and your fans
can all read the same book
281
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,850
and they can feel
more connected to you.
282
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,418
- Oh, that's fine.
I love to read.
283
00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,153
- Oh, no, Melanie's gonna
be reading it for you.
284
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,355
We just need you
to pick the book
285
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,256
that she as you will read.
286
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,492
- So these are different books?
- Yes.
287
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,027
"Of Magic & Marmalade"
is about a woman
288
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,829
who goes to Paris
and stumbles on a mystery.
289
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,498
And "Eleanor Buttercup" is
about a woman who goes to Paris
290
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,333
and reads
"Of Magic & Marmalade."
291
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,002
- Oh.
- [gasps] Pat!
292
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:36,836
Look how close you are to me.
293
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,838
- What are you still
doing here?
294
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,973
- Oh, I just--I just wanted
to give Pat
295
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,476
some of my world-famous
banana bread.
296
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,344
It might be a tad undercooked
297
00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,013
'cause I was rushing
to get to the airport.
298
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,147
I live way out in Garfield,
299
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,950
so I had to pull it
out of the oven early, but...
300
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,519
[liquid sloshing]
Yeah, it should still be good.
301
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:57,023
- Sorry, Pat can't accept food
or beverages from fans,
302
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,691
and this sounds like it's both?
303
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:02,328
But please feel free to connect
with her on social.
304
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,162
On Friday,
she's having chicken paillard.
305
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:06,365
- [gasps] Then so am I!
306
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,199
- Great.
307
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,669
- And just so you know, sir,
308
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,204
the gay community's
not just about sex.
309
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:15,307
It's not all blindfolds
and butt plugs.
310
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,343
- So you've never used
a butt plug?
311
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,546
- No, and a lot of nights now,
we don't even--
312
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:21,881
we don't even have sex.
313
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,516
We just kind of cuddle
and watch TV.
314
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,051
- How long have you
been together?
315
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,887
- 29 days.
- Yeah.
316
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,388
30 days tomorrow.
317
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,057
- Oh, shit.
I need to--
318
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,159
I gotta--I'll be--I gotta pee.
319
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:38,164
- Okay, so now that he's gone,
if you do have any questions
320
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,867
about sex or dating,
you can ask us anything.
321
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,437
- [clears throat] I guess...
322
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,405
what is it like to kiss a boy?
323
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,907
- Okay, well, first of all,
324
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,509
they don't tell you
about the stubble.
325
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:51,744
[laughter]
326
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:52,611
- Hey.
327
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,247
- Do you have a charger
at the hotel?
328
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,084
- Um, sure.
First I need a favor.
329
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,586
I need you to come inside,
and no matter what people ask,
330
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,722
I need you to say that
you're my son, you're straight,
331
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:03,756
and you're from Kansas.
332
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,958
I'll give you $1,000. Deal?
333
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,593
- Okay, Daddy.
- All right.
334
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:11,130
- And trust me, lube
is gonna be your best friend.
335
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,599
- Yes.
- Hey, guys. This is Devin.
336
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:14,467
- Hi.
337
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,302
I'm his son, I'm straight,
338
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,570
and I'm from Kansas.
339
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,872
- Oh. Hey.
340
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,441
Were you at the show
this morning too?
341
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,745
- I'm his son, I'm straight,
and I'm from Kansas.
342
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,613
- Yeah. Yeah, cool.
343
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:31,617
What's Kansas like?
Do you have a girlfriend there?
344
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,553
- Yeah.
345
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,123
She has long hair
346
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,759
and red nails.
347
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,095
- We should probably all
head back to the hotel.
348
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,964
It's getting late,
and I still don't like
349
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,099
to be out in New York
for very long.
350
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,934
It's very scary and gay to me.
351
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,603
- No. No, no, no, no, no. No.
352
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,637
You're only here
for the weekend.
353
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:52,738
Let us show you around.
354
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,141
- Yeah, New York, is not scary.
355
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,075
I know a place we can go.
356
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,779
It is gay,
but I think you'll like it.
357
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:03,816
Don't worry, it's still
just regular ice cream.
358
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,152
- Gonna need
another $1,000 for this.
359
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,653
- And also, "US Weekly"
360
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,488
wants you to do "25 Things
You Don't Know About Me."
361
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,158
I came up with 18,
but we still need 7 more.
362
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,092
- Hmm.
363
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,127
Ooh, here's something
people don't know.
364
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,663
I went to the prom
with Art Patterson.
365
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:18,764
- Who's that?
- The boy I went
366
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:19,965
to the prom with.
- Oh.
367
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,367
- Thank you.
- Okay, sure.
368
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,601
- Oh, and also,
my favorite channel is 9.
369
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,103
- All right, great.
370
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:24,937
- Oh, and one time,
I got to see an episode
371
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,039
of "The Rachael Ray Show"
in person.
372
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,541
- Oh, my God, yeah, I forgot
that we did that. Blegh.
373
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,811
- You did?
How could you forget?
374
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,279
She was so close to us.
375
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,314
That was one of the best days
of my life.
376
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,483
- That was one of the best days
of your life?
377
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,884
- Yes, it really was.
378
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,120
- Hey, Pat,
the audience is loading in.
379
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:41,954
- Okay, great. Thank you.
[sighs]
380
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,223
I'm so excited
about the next show.
381
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,026
We have Mandy Moore on.
I met her at the bank.
382
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,995
- Okay, so no, you didn't
and no, you don't.
383
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,197
- Here you go.
384
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,131
- See, isn't this
so much better
385
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,733
than just going back
to your hotel room?
386
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,968
- Yeah.
- Yup.
387
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,002
- Yeah.
- God, I hope people
388
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:57,703
don't see me here.
389
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,206
- I used to feel the same way.
390
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,908
But trust me, it gets easier.
391
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,377
Okay, so now we wanna
take you guys
392
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,712
somewhere a little cooler.
393
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,883
It's in Chelsea,
and it does get pretty packed,
394
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,885
but it's open all night.
395
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,053
You guys wanna go?
all: Yes.
396
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,222
- That sounds so much bett--
397
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,224
- So this is called
the High Line.
398
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,692
- God damn it.
399
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,060
- I'm glad we're doing this.
400
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,528
I think it's good for them
401
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,762
to see a couple like us.
402
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,830
- Should we just
tell them the truth?
403
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,532
It might be good for them
to see a couple like us.
404
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,202
- No, Troy.
We need that deck money.
405
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,570
- Maybe we should kiss.
406
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,907
Just, like, a little one
in front of them.
407
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,412
It made 'em uncomfortable,
but...
408
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:41,847
that's okay, that's okay.
409
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,115
- God, this is
so uncomfortable.
410
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,416
- Okay, I know this is bad,
411
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,051
and I'm not really
suggesting it,
412
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,021
but should we just
hold them down and fuck them?
413
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,556
But I know that's assault,
414
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,024
but I feel like a jury
would maybe understand.
415
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,260
- Hey, we thought
of another fun place
416
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,294
we could take you guys;
it's this underground spot
417
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:59,431
in the Village where
you can get totally stuffed.
418
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,933
- Finally.
- Wait.
419
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:01,533
Do you mean
Magnolia Bakery?
420
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,801
- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
421
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,105
- Yeah, no, I need to go
to a fucking gay bar now.
422
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,641
- Whoa, that's a little--
423
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,609
I mean,
gay bars can be fun,
424
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,044
but I don't think your dad
and brother would wanna--
425
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,613
- I think I can handle it.
- I'm ready to see one.
426
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,814
- Oh, okay.
427
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,617
Well, I know exactly
where we can go.
428
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,819
- So you're not
on "This Is Us"?
429
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,154
[cell phone buzzes]
- Mm-mm.
430
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:22,922
- Well, do you watch
"This Is Us"?
431
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,623
You're like her identical twin.
432
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,992
- Hey, I need
a good gay bar quick.
433
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,794
I'm on 10th and 30th.
- The Eagle.
434
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,263
- Wait, no. 10th and 20th.
- Rebar.
435
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,631
- All right, thanks.
I gotta go.
436
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:33,666
- Okay.
437
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,234
- Oh, hey, hi.
438
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,402
Would you take a picture of me?
439
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:40,472
And make sure that you get
the sign in the background.
440
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,641
Do you think that Pat
wrote this herself?
441
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:45,311
I think she did.
[camera shutter clicks]
442
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,313
Got it?
[camera shutter clicks]
443
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,848
Oh, my God, this is so good.
444
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,584
I love this.
Are you a professional?
445
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,620
[laughs]
446
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,157
[dramatic music]
447
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,159
[bell tolling]
448
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:08,133
♪ ♪
449
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:15,040
- So give yourself a...
all: Pat on the back.
450
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,842
[applause]
- And we're out.
451
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,678
[bell rings]
- Mom, can I ask you a favor?
452
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:20,946
- Yeah. What?
- I've been having you do
453
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,348
all this dumb fan stuff
all day,
454
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,283
and I totally missed
the real fan thing
455
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,617
you should have been doing.
456
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,486
It'll just take a second.
- Oh, sure.
457
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,357
[camera shutter clicking]
458
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,359
- Hi, Kathy.
459
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,693
I want you to meet my mom, Pat.
460
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,695
Pat, this is your
biggest fan, Kathy.
461
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,366
- Hi, Kathy.
It's so nice to meet you.
462
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,002
- Oh, my God! Pat! It's you.
463
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:46,071
I am just like you,
you have no idea.
464
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,706
I don't know if she told you,
465
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:48,907
but we basically have
the same birthday.
466
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:53,712
Yours is July 12th,
and mine is August 3rd.
467
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:57,716
- Oh, my gosh, we're twins.
468
00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:03,322
- And also, my sister is going
through the same thing
469
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:07,559
that your husband
went through with the drinking.
470
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,996
- Oh, no.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
471
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,232
- Yeah. It's been really hard.
472
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,734
She just--she lost her job
because of it.
473
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,570
And so now
she's living with me,
474
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,372
and I'm trying to help her,
but...
475
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,675
- Mm-hmm.
- It's a lot.
476
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,246
And anyway,
it's just hard right now.
477
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,747
But you are always--
478
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,517
you're always a bright spot
in my day.
479
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,719
- I know exactly what
you're going through, okay?
480
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,954
The days can feel so long
and so tough,
481
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,456
but you gotta hang in there,
okay?
482
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,792
- I can.
Could I give you a hug?
483
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,428
- Of course you can.
- Thank you.
484
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,696
- Aw, come here.
485
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,302
- You know, I went
to "Rachael Ray" last year,
486
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,937
and she doesn't hug anyone;
she just runs to the car.
487
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:55,641
- Well, that's because
Rachael Ray is a bitch.
488
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,076
But not my mom.
489
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,078
She connects with her fans
face-to-face.
490
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,212
- That is great.
- Aww.
491
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,248
[laughs]
492
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,251
- Oh, my God, it's Pat!
You're out here with us?
493
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:10,456
- Yeah, 'cause she meets
her fans face-to-face.
494
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,991
Start a line behind me.
495
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,960
- Oh, no.
496
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,563
- ♪ Jump on the floor,
jump, jump on the floor ♪
497
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,832
♪ Jump on the floor,
jump, jump on the floor ♪
498
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,134
♪ Jump on the floor, jump,
jump on the floor ♪
499
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,303
- So is this your first time
in New York?
500
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:28,307
- I'm his son, I'm straight,
and I'm from Kansas.
501
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,476
- Right, I got that.
502
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,078
What do you do for fun?
503
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,814
- I like to wear cologne...
504
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,616
and drink beer.
505
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,820
- What kind of music
do you like?
506
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,424
- Britney--I mean...
[clears throat] Green Day.
507
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,861
I only said Britney first
'cause she's a sexy woman
508
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,830
and women are so hot to me.
509
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,831
- Right, and what did you say
510
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,501
your girlfriend's name
was again?
511
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,002
- ♪ Jump, jump on the floor ♪
512
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,770
♪ Jump on the floor ♪
513
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,473
- Laurie.
514
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,609
I'm gonna get
another drink.
515
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,179
- Oh, my God, it's so obvious
what's going on.
516
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,480
- I know.
517
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,783
He's not a straight son
from Kansas.
518
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,719
He's a gay son from Kansas.
519
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,955
- Thank you. Bye.
- Thanks.
520
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,190
- Pat, hi.
- Hi.
521
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,691
- Can I give you a hug?
- Sure.
522
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,193
- I almost didn't make it
to the show
523
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,662
because I've got
the flu so bad,
524
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,466
but I said, "I am meeting Pat."
525
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,568
- Aww, that's so nice.
526
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,036
- Hey, I can cut this off
if you want.
527
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,571
- No, it's fine.
I can't stop now.
528
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,206
I don't wanna
disappoint my fans.
529
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,375
- Okay.
- Pat! We know the same person.
530
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,910
- We do?
- Uh-huh, Karen Cortopassi.
531
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,879
I grew up on the same street
with her,
532
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,381
and then she went
to the same college as you.
533
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,149
You remember her?
She was blonde.
534
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,551
- I do. I remember.
535
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,052
- You do?
- I think, yeah.
536
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,721
- Karen, she remembers you.
537
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,190
Pat, it's Karen.
538
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,492
- Hi, Karen, this is Pat.
539
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,728
- [laughs]
- Oh, thank you.
540
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,897
[tense music]
541
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,165
- It's been a long time.
542
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,901
- Rachael Ray's not a bitch.
543
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,037
She's a genius.
544
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,539
- I can't believe
I didn't see it earlier.
545
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,076
Britney Spears is hot?
Green Day is good?
546
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,244
He talks exactly
how I did in high school.
547
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:18,383
- God, yeah, he's so closeted.
He might never come out.
548
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,018
- Or wait.
549
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,521
I think he is right now?
550
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,757
- Damn, look at him go.
551
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,960
- Wait. No, no, no, no.
552
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,529
- Are you fucking kidding me?
553
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,730
Shit.
554
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,732
Listen--
- It's okay.
555
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,234
He's still your son.
556
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,535
- What?
557
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,469
- I know this must be
a lot for you.
558
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:41,440
You just found out
your first son was gay,
559
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,442
and now your other son
is gay too?
560
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,945
But he's still the same person.
561
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,748
- Wow. Okay.
562
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:53,919
Yes, I now have two gay sons...
563
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,420
is what's happening.
564
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,991
And...it's really hard
to learn,
565
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,494
but I hope I can accept them.
566
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:07,165
Because they are both gay
and they are my sons.
567
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,301
You know, you two,
568
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,804
you've really taught me
to be more tolerant today.
569
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,107
So thank you.
570
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,744
If it's okay,
I think what I'd like to do now
571
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:22,147
is spend some time alone
dancing with my two gay sons.
572
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:24,349
- Oh, sure. Absolutely.
573
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,586
- I'll go close out.
574
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,755
- Hey, I just wanna say,
575
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,658
your sons are very lucky
to have a dad like you.
576
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,494
My dad would have never come
to a place like this.
577
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,297
Yeah, when I came out,
he actually stopped
578
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,165
even coming to New York.
579
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:43,335
I think he just had
all these ideas in his head
580
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,202
of what it was
I was doing here now.
581
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,805
And even though
if he would have come,
582
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:51,810
he would have seen
that I'm still just...normal.
583
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,679
- I'm sure he'll come around
in time.
584
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:57,949
- No, he's--he died, so...
585
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,820
- Well, I just spent
the whole day with you,
586
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:06,958
and you seem...
very normal to me.
587
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,327
- Thank you.
588
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,529
[dance music playing]
589
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,964
- [chuckles]
590
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:16,668
♪ ♪
591
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,304
- ♪ Into another,
into another ♪
592
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,540
♪ Never meant to be ♪
593
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,076
♪ They feel it now ♪
594
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,245
♪ I hear them shout ♪
595
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,681
♪ Dream on ♪
596
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:32,317
♪ Never mind that fear
of flying ♪
597
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,186
♪ You belong ♪
598
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:37,022
♪ ♪
599
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,859
- Aww, thank you so much.
Have a great night. Bye.
600
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,830
- Oh, my God.
Mom, I'm so sorry.
601
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,865
I was--I was just trying
to do a nice thing and--
602
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,501
- Oh, no, no, it's okay, honey.
Don't apologize.
603
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,036
Yes, it was a little tiring,
604
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,405
but I got to meet
so many nice women and one man,
605
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,073
and I got to make
all their days.
606
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,108
So can't complain.
607
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,344
That was a good idea.
Thanks, Brookie.
608
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:02,381
- Oh. Okay. Great.
609
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:03,882
Well, I've got this car
waiting for you.
610
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,283
- Oh, yeah.
- So just try to get some sleep
611
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,418
before tomorrow's show.
612
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,686
All right.
I love you, Mom.
613
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,121
- I love you. Mwah!
614
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,223
- Okay. Bye.
- Mwah!
615
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,525
♪ ♪
616
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,094
- ♪ Dream on ♪
617
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,796
♪ Never mind that fear
of flying ♪
618
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,532
♪ You belong ♪
619
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:21,933
♪ ♪
620
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:22,267
[tires screech]
621
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:26,438
- Morning, Pat, they're ready
for you in makeup.
622
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,039
- Oh, okay.
623
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,450
- God, I'm so tired.
624
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,384
- I know.
625
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,720
We should go back
to that club sometime.
626
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,955
It was pretty fun.
- [laughs]
627
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,224
Are you joking?
- Oh, yeah, no.
628
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,793
Yeah, of course, yeah.
629
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,562
Wanna watch
Chase's new video with me?
630
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,264
- Oh, God, it's past midnight.
631
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,932
- Yeah.
632
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:57,936
Holy shit, it's already got
80 million views.
633
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:01,139
- And why is it
only 14 seconds long?
634
00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:03,642
[dramatic music]
635
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,344
[bell tolling]
636
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:13,485
♪ ♪
637
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,660
- I have blond hair now.
638
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,466
- [chuckles]
- That was it?
639
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,334
Brooke said this
is gonna launch him
640
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,102
into the next phase
of his career.
641
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,671
But who's even gonna
care about that?
642
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,773
This week in gay news,
put your paws up,
643
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,275
because we stan a new kwern.
644
00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:38,710
We thought ChaseDreams
645
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,644
was giving us
a new song last night,
646
00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:43,048
but he gave us something
even better,
647
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,150
a lewwwk.
648
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,553
- ♪ Dream on ♪
649
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,156
♪ Never mind that fear
of flying ♪
650
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,892
♪ You belong ♪
651
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,528
♪ Keep on moving
to the music ♪
652
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:58,363
♪ Dream on ♪
653
00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:00,899
♪ Yeah, the dark red sun
is rising ♪
654
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,202
♪ On and on ♪
655
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:08,340
♪ So dream on, dream on,
dream on ♪
656
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:10,208
♪ Hello ♪
657
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,076
♪ Do you hear my voice ♪
658
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,880
♪ It's calling out ♪
659
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,482
♪ We're calling out ♪
660
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,886
♪ So keen to discover ♪
661
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,854
♪ If the hands will join ♪
662
00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,490
♪ And turn around ♪
663
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,560
♪ I hear them shout ♪
664
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,362
♪ Dream on ♪
665
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,864
♪ Never mind that fear
of flying ♪
666
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:36,668
♪ You belong ♪
667
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,237
♪ Keep on moving
to the music ♪
668
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:42,073
♪ Dream on ♪
669
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,743
♪ Yeah, the dark red sun
is rising ♪
670
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:46,878
♪ On and on ♪
671
00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:51,249
♪ So dream on, dream on,
dream on ♪
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