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Well, here at the Sunnyside Up Breakfast
Show,
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we really do know what the most
important meal of the day is.
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Yes, dinner.
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You've really made a meal out of that one.
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Ooh!
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Oh, gosh. Oh.
- Oh, that�s right.
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Oh, crikey me.
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Well one thing you do want to make a meal
out of is that perfect poached egg.
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And for more on that, we�ve got Jenny.
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Yes, I am standing outside Michelin-star
winning restaurant,
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Le Coeur de la Mer,
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where head chef, Amy Brannagh
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will be showing me how to avoid a bad
poached egg.
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- Yes.
- Right.
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Though that does seem a somewhat trivial
pitfall compared to our...
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...ceaseless momentum
toward inevitable self-annihilation.
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It is amazing to think that one day,
the Earth will be...
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...a celestial graveyard.
Back to you in the studio.
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Look here, Johnson,
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I'm going to get
to the bottom of this.
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Well, anyway.
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Oh.
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Bring the beat back.
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Oh, yes, I remember that.
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Yes, I remember that.
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Hello, hello! Good
evening. Hi.
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Oh, good evening and
welcome to...
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"Who Gives A Shit?"
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...the show where we find out...
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"Who Gives A Shit?"
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...and about what.
Let�s meet the contestants.
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Okay, we�ve got Hunter,
who lives in a right-wing echo chamber.
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This whole thing is
staged. It�s a set. It�s fake.
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And Lyn, whose crowning achievement is
youth... Great chat.
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Margaret,
who told us she�s an activist.
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I... am an activist.
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And Dylbert. He�s so woke,
he says I can�t look him in the eye
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because it�s a form of oppression.
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Let�s play! So as always,
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only one item tonight is worth giving
a shit about.
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But remember,
give all your shits to the wrong items,
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you won�t be able to give a shit about
anything else.
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Let�s look at
our first category.
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It is "Things That Happened Today".
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Kim Kardashian�s expensive pedicure habit.
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Lyn! Straight out of the gate there with
all seven shits.
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Lyn, you really give seven shits
about this?
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Yeah. I mean, this is the most important
thing like in the world...
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...for the next
eight minutes.
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Oh, Lyn!
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That is not worth giving a single shit
about.
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It�s time to go the
"Toilet of Apathy".
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There she goes. Lyn, all shat out.
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Well never mind.
Onto the next round. Medicine.
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Vaccines--
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Oh, Hunter, straight in...
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These vaccinations, they cause autism.
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Bill Gates wants you to get this
vaccination so he can install Windows 95
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in your fucken brain and so you can�t
see the truth.
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Okay, let�s see if Hunter is correct,
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to give all these shits to something that
is only refuted by Instagram influencers
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with no qualifications whatsoever.
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Ohh! Hunter, I'm so sorry.
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Unfortunately the facts were factually
factual. Goodnight.
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I'll be coming back
here with my semi-automatic.
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Oh my God.
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Oi, Dad, yeah can I please
borrow your spud gun?
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Thanks. I love you.
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Well onto round three,
Art and History.
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Trent Western�s...
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Yes, interview with
Playboy in the 1970s.
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Dylbert, you think this is
worth giving all your shits about?
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Yeah. What Trent Western said was racist,
and he should be deplatformed. Fuck him.
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You can�t be more deplatformed than being
dead, Dylbert.
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But are you sure you want
to lock in those shits?
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One hundo P, and you're looking at me.
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Yes, my apologies.
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Alright, let�s see if Dylbert is correct
to give a shit about something
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a dead celebrity said fifty years ago.
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Ohh!
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There was no reason to
give a single shit about that at all.
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What he did was objectively wrong.
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A contestant challenge.
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It�s time to ask the voice
of reason.
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Dialling, as always, number two.
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Oh, really?
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Okay. You were
right to say it was wrong...
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Told you.
- ...but wrong about it
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mattering now.
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I'm so sorry, Dylbert, it�s off to the
"Toilet of Apathy".
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Goodnight, Dylbert.
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It�s bullshit.
-
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Only one contestant left.
Next round is "The Hard Basket".
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The Rich-Poor Divide.
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- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Wow!
Oh, and it�s the winning item.
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This is exciting,
but we�re not through yet.
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For Margaret�s shits to stick,
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we have to go into her life and see if
she actually, gives a shit.
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Let�s begin.
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Okay, so you've shared posts on
Facebook, from friends,
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saying they want to end poverty.
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You�ve retweeted the hashtag �EatTheRich�
thirteen times.
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It�s looking positive.
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Okay, but you have used a food delivery
app that doesn't support minimum wage.
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And you ordered that food on a smartphone,
made of rare-earth minerals
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mined by tiny children, some of
whom apparently are dead.
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Okay, well let�s let the
Shitometer crunch those numbers.
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Ohh! Margaret! I'm so sorry, but it seems
like you are all fart and no shit.
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I'm afraid to win, you need to do shit
about the shit...
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...you say you give a shit about.
Next time, just do something. Okay?
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Yeah.
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Sadly, no winners tonight, and that does
bring us to the end of the episode.
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But we do have a few seconds
left for our little bum nugget of truth.
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Now, you know, sometimes you think you're
looking at a big shit,
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but actually, it�s just a small shit
you're looking at too close. Goodnight.
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2021 means
diversity.
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In the workplace,
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in politics, every background
and lived experience together.
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Now it's where it matters most.
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Drone striking people far
away.
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Woke drones are gonna change
the face of warfare,
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and it's gonna be
a diverse face.
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That's why our latest
fleet of woke drones
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are our most progressive yet,
able to inflict colossal damage.
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The MQ 10 Grim Predator
can only be activated
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by a chain of
people from every race,
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gender and sexuality,
holding hands in pure love.
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It's so heart-warming to see
people of all genders and races,
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coming together to
drone strike strangers.
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That's what
I call friendly fire.
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This cutting-edge
activation mechanism
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ensures we value people
of all backgrounds,
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while also killing people of
a specific background.
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It feels so good
when I say "they" are all dead.
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Knowing that that could
mean men, women, or kids.
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We just use a one
pronoun for all our victims.
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It's very inclusive.
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I used to think that killing
people for money was despicable,
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but, um, when they changed
the name of the drone
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from an
"Unmanned Aerial Vehicle",
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to an
"Unpersonned Aerial Vehicle"...
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... I was like
"Wow, now that's progress."
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We're proud of being a
non-discriminatory employer,
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making sure that,
whatever your lived experience,
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it won't stop you from
pursuing your dream of
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carrying out unlawful
killings with total impunity.
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We don't
discriminate when we employ,
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and we don't discriminate
when we seek and destroy.
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Yeah, I mean,
it could be anyone down there.
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Have you seen
the screens? They're tiny.
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It's like playing
a computer game.
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So what are you waiting for?
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Become a woke drone
pilot today so that we look
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slightly
less evil for some reason.
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Go Woke Drones!
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Whoo!
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Ah, those twins�ll be BFFs.
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They will. They will.
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Speaking of, um, best friends
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we go now to Jenny Morgan who�s with some
of man�s best friends
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at the Gloucester Dog Show.
Jenny.
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Well, certainly not just man�s best
friend.
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I am a woman and partial to
the odd puppy too.
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An amazing array of breeds here on show at
the Gloucester Biennale,
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but what is more impressive is the fact
that we are hurtling through space
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at 67,000 miles an hour in a universe that
is otherwise largely...
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...bereft of life.
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Back to you in the studio.
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Next question.
Your dinner, ah,date.
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They leave to go to the bathroom.
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While they�re gone,
do you check your phone?
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I wouldn�t take a date to
a restaurant.
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I have no qualms
about directly asking for sex.
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Very well.
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Being human,
I appreciate I can be manipulated.
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These latest tests cannot.
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Is this some sort of joke?
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Respond as required.
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I think I know what
traffic lights look like.
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Respond as required.
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Very well.
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This is a traffic light.
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And this one.
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Sorry, does it mean just the actual light.
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Or... do the poles that are supporting
the lights also count?
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It�s the traditional
traffic light scenario.
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Okay.
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- Wait. Um...
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No, you see, I... I clicked the pole,
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which is definitely a part of the light,
which you... you also agreed.
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Perhaps it is you who is the robot.
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Because I am not a robot.
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Prove it. This final
test should be really easy.
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There.
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You see?
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I am in fact
extremely human-like.
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Only a human could
possibly tick a box. You may leave.
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It�s a synthetic!
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Watch out, she�s on the move.
She�s on the move!
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Yeah, she�s on the move!
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Good job me.
- Oh, she�s got my...
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... Oh! Arghh!
Oh, my face!
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Those tests are flawless.
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Crikey, indeed.
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Well you know what, your keys not so much,
but one thing you might want to lose,
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all those extra pounds after that
Christmas pudding.
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Wait, hold on. Hold on a sec.
I feel like this segment�s aimed at me.
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Ooh!
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Ugh.
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It is. So for more,
we�ve got Jenny who�s working up a sweat.
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Yes, we all gain a few after
the festive period,
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but what�s the quickest way to
lose weight?
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Though even if we do lose weight,
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that will do nothing
to slow down entropy.
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The process by which the universe is
shedding its own energy,
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one day leaving it a frozen,
unwelcoming and hostile place,
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expunging all life, rendering all of our
pursuits...
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...utterly pointless.
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Back to you!
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We have a lot to be thankful for in 2053.
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Toilets with face recognition,
rice with face recognition.
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And world peace.
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But how did we achieve a
world without war?
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It all began in 2021,
with Professor McBride,
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an expert in international relations and
conflict resolution at the UN.
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Back then, I spent a
lot of time moaning about old white men.
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It was a go-to pejorative for obvious
reasons.
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Yes, old white men
had a lot to answer for.
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Sexism, rampant Capitalism and a world
where peace was enforced through violence.
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At the time, there were a lot
of calls to...
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...you know, increase diversity
in the military.
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You know, get people who were young from
different backgrounds,
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sexualities,
genders.
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But I knew that that would only make
the military more effective.
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You know,
more wars. More death.
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So I went in the opposite direction and
started getting even older white men
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into positions of power.
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July 2021 and
a missile launch isn�t far off.
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Gosh. Sorry, wrong key!
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-
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Oh, now this one is for the ah,
storeroom...
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...and that�s ah, I don't
know, that�s a chook.
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Err, this one is for the,
ah, storeroom...
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Unable to launch,
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a conflict was averted and the trial
proved McBride�s theory a success,
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that if you push oldness and whiteness
past a certain threshold,
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these characteristics become a positive.
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I called it... "The Octogenenerals".
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By pushing oldness and whiteness to
their extreme,
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these men were accidentally
making the world a better place.
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And better still, no one could stop them.
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Zero Alpha, I've got eyes on
the target. Permission to light him up.
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Permission grant...
Janine?
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Zero Alpha?
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- Oh, she were great. I mean,
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she was a really
beautiful girl.
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Frank, can you please get off
the comms?
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She could light the entire room.
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Oh, no. Lovely. Oh,
beautiful.
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Zero Alpha, I need
permission to shoot. He�s about to leave.
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Can you get off the comms,
Frank, please?
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Oh. Oh. No, but what I wanted to say...
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And the target�s
gone. Cool. Thank you, Frank.
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The Octogenenerals were not
only disruptive in and of themselves,
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but were so charming and wistful that
younger recruits
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also found it difficult to execute their
responsibilities.
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You know, I've lived through twelve wars.
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They�re not really that special.
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But now Janine, she was special.
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Hey? Hey?
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Yes!
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With Octogenenerals deployed
across the globe,
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the military personnel attrition rates
reached an all-time high
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as they all left to propose to their high
school sweethearts and go fishing.
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With extremely old white guys
losing keys across the globe,
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talking over important missions and
instilling an octogenarian�s appreciation
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for the simple things in life,
world peace soon followed.
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Octogenenerals. Out with
the old, in with the even older.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, yes,
I remember that.
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Yes, I remember that.
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