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♪
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RANSOM: Welcome back to
the Cerritos, Mr. Boimler.
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When you were gone, we
tightened security protocols.
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If you run into any problems,
just flag it for Billups.
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Thank you, sir. It's good to be back.
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Computer, pupusa, hot.
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COMPUTER: User not recognized.
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[LAUGHING]: It's Ensign
Boimler. Come on.
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User not recognized.
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Can you, like, hurry it up?
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Computer, any food, hot, please.
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User not recognized.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hmm.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the rush?
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We don't have to report 'till 0800.
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There's a bunch I need to
do before my shift starts...
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recalibrate the
omnidirectional restraints,
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prep the hyposprays...
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Wait. Is this about Ensign Escher?
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Yes! I can't believe she
got promoted over me.
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I do way more.
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Escher got lucky.
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I mean, curing the Captain's
Terellian Death Syndrome?
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She was in the right place
with the right hypospray.
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Meh. I can't rely on people
getting syndromes.
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I have to show Dr. T'Ana
I've got what it takes.
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What up? We doing sci-fi stuff today?
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Uh, got to go kick medical butt.
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Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi.
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[RUTHERFORD GASPS]
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[WHIMPERS] Mariner, are you seeing this?
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- Yeah, who messes with ketchup?
- [GASPS]
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- Shaxs is alive?
- Yeah, guess so.
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Bridge officers are always
coming back from the dead.
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- You gonna finish that muffin?
- But how?
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He died in an explosion saving my life.
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I don't know, but whatever happened
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killed his taste buds for good.
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I mean, I don't have all my memories,
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but I know for sure he saved me.
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They're gonna tell me
how he came back, right?
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Nope. Best to not think about it.
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- COMPUTER: User not recognized.
- Please, just anything!
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I'm so hungry. Ah!
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[GROANS]
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♪
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♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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♪
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[HUMMING]
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Ah.
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Ensign, get in here!
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I scrubbed half the arches,
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and I won't stop until
all the bile is...
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Shut up. Listen.
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I need you to pick up
a... family heirloom
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from a-a storage unit on Qualor II.
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- Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored!
- Ah, don't be.
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I just need the lowest-ranking officer
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who will ask the fewest questions.
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This is a personal mission.
Do it fast. Keep it private.
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You got it! And may I just
say I am so honored to...
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Oh, go, go! Now! Go!
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[YOWLING]
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Ow! Stupid doors.
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Guess who I get to meet today.
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The Creator of Fair Haven,
Captain Proton himself:
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Lieutenant Tom Paris!
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No way! That's awesome!
Is he still a salamander?
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No, that's not...
It was a celerity-induced
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accelerated somatic mutation
rate, and he's fine now.
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He was the first human to
break the transwarp barrier,
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and today, he's on the Cerritos!
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You have a Voyager plate?
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I collect all sorts of
plates, and I love Voy.
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See, I have signatures from
all the other bridge crew...
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from Janeway all the way down to Kim!
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Everyone from Voy.
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Why do you keep saying "Voy"?
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That's what I call Voyager to save time.
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- It doesn't.
- Paris is on a handshake tour,
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telling Voy stories for morale.
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I heard Shaxs talking about it.
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It doesn't bug you that
he's back from the dead?
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Eh, bridge crew always come back.
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Fine, but how?
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- I don't know.
- We're Lower Decks.
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We don't get to know
everything bridge crew does.
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He saved my life. You know
what? I'm gonna ask him.
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They-they don't like when people
ask how they came back, man.
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It's probably just a transporter
pattern buffer thing.
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Yeah, or a restored katra, or
a mirror universe switcheroo,
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or the Borg rebuilt him.
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Or he could be a future son
from an alternate timeline,
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or maybe he got Genesis
Deviced, or time ribboned.
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Or he was trapped in the Nexus.
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Nexus, time ribbon, same thing.
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Point is, this stuff always
happens, even on Voy.
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Wow. That does actually
save a ton of time.
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I'm an engineer. Solving impossible
problems is what I do.
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[GROANS] I can't let it go.
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And I can't let Tom Paris go,
not until he signs my plate.
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[GROANS] Damn it.
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This has been happening all day.
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Yeah, they beefed up
security around here
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while you were gone 'cause
of the Pakled attacks.
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- [GROANS]
- Get Billups to put you back in the system.
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I am in the system.
It should be working.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
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Ha!
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Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just
gave me a super cool mission,
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and I can take someone along.
You want to come with?
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Wait. Me? Not Rutherford?
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Yeah, 'cause you know what I realized?
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You and me have never
done a mission together.
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What? No, we must have.
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- Nuh-uh, not just the two of us.
- Well, shoot, girl.
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Then it's about time. Let's do this!
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Mariner and Tendi on a...
[SINGSONGY]: girls' trip!
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Girls' trip!
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[HUMMING]
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Oh. [GROANS]
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- Computer, manual override.
- COMPUTER: Request denied.
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- Unauthorized personnel.
- [GROANS] Let me through!
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- [GROANING]
- What up, Boimler?
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- Need help with that door, buddy?
- No, I'm fine.
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Hey, maybe you aren't
back in the system.
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I could carry you across
the threshold like a bride.
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Yeah, okay, Jet, get out of here.
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I don't need you or anyone else
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to babysit me through
my own ship. I'm fine.
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All right, all right, all right.
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[GROANS] Aw.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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I'll show you unauthorized.
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Just... 200... more... rungs.
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MARINER: So weird we haven't
teamed up before now.
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Sort of like a glaring omission.
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You always get paired with Boimler,
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and I'm always with Rutherford.
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We should switch it up more often.
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Totally. Qualor is awesome, by the way.
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You can get any drink in
the form of a slushie.
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We got to get, like, five slushies.
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Dr. T'Ana seemed like
she wanted me to rush.
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Who rushes a family
heirloom? It'll be fine.
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- It's like, old, right?
- Yeah, I-I guess you're right.
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TENDI: Yeah! [LAUGHS]
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- [MARINER LAUGHING]
- TENDI: Whoa! Yeah!
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[HARDCORE KLINGON MUSIC PLAYING]
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No one's accessed this bin for years.
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You got authorization?
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Yup, right there.
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Is this Gik'Tal? I love that song,
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where they sing over the
wails of the dishonored.
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"Gre'thor Paradise."
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Yeah, I saw them perform
that live on Akstin.
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They had an actual chorus
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of disgraced Klingons
lamenting on stage.
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Oh, my gosh, that sounds awesome!
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It was.
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I'll go poke around back there
and see what I can find.
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Shouldn't be long.
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Whoa. What? Stop.
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You're into Klingon acid punk?
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Are you kidding? Why
even listen to Klingon
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if it isn't punky or acidic?
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No way. I've never heard
you say anything about that.
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Well, that's weird, because I talk
to Rutherford about it constantly.
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It's neat that after spending
all this time together,
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you can still learn something
about a friend.
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Yeah, I-I guess we just...
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All right. [GRUNTS] Here you go.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Uh, when you said heirloom,
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I thought it was going to be,
like, a Caitian vase or something.
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What is this exactly?
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I didn't ask. Dr. T. is very private.
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Oh, let's open it up and take a look.
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We really shouldn't.
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Come on! [SINGSONGY]: Girls' trip!
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Come on. One little peek won't hurt.
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It'll be our secret. We won't
even tell Boimler or Rutherford.
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- Mm, maybe just a quick girls' peek.
- Girls' peek!
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Huh.
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It's just, like, a wooden statue thingy?
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I wonder why she's so
wound up about this.
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[LAUGHING]: Oh, no.
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- What?
- It's not a statue.
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It's a Caitian Libido Post.
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Libido? Wait. Oh, is that a sex thing?
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A Caitian has to be...
intimate once a year,
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or their hormones make them crazy.
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It's like a Vulcan on Pon Farr.
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Caitians have a bunch of
hormonal events like that.
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[LAUGHS] Ew.
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Oh, look at these claw marks.
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They're like, from her horny
great-grandma! Ew! Like...
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Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi. My name is Jeremy.
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I'm an important cultural
sex toy from the past.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Please deliver me to Dr. T'Ana so I...
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Aah! I can't believe you're touching it.
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Oh, my God, I'm touching
it with my bare hands.
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Put it back! Put it back! Put it back!
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Oh, just-just angle it towards the...
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- [SCREAMS]
- Grab it!
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[SCREAMS]
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- [MARINER WHIMPERS]
- TENDI: No, no, no, no, no!
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- This can't be happening!
- Well, maybe she won't notice.
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It's the face!
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Dr. T'Ana's going to know
I violated her trust.
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- I'm gonna get fired! Oh.
- Hey, no. Stop that.
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No. No one's getting fired
over Jeremy, okay?
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I've fixed stuff like this before.
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You-you have?
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Yeah. No, I accidentally
ran over Worf's mek'leth
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back on Deep Space 9, and I had it fixed
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before he even knew it was gone.
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What-what were you
doing on Deep Space 9?
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I served there back before I was
on the Quito. You know that.
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No, I thought that the
Cerritos was your first ship.
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Seriously? Dude, it's, like, my fifth.
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I talk about my other
ships all the time.
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Well, this is the first
I'm hearing about it.
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It's sort of a big part of who I am.
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Uh, whatever.
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I know a fixer on Bonestell
who can repair anything.
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It's a quick warp, then we'll
head back to the Cerritos
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with a nonruined post for T'Ana.
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Uh, okay.
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Well, as long as we're back on time.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we should be.
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Yeah, uh, let's just
get moving. [CHUCKLES]
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- Girls' trip.
- TENDI: Girls' trip.
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[GASPS]
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- Rutherford.
- Sir.
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We've got this Tom Paris thing later,
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but maybe after that, racquetball?
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You sure you're up for that?
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You know, with what you went through?
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Eh, that place did take a lot out of me.
244
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,419
- But not my killer serve. [LAUGHS]
- [BILLUPS LAUGHS]
245
00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,290
Ah, Shaxs, you always get me.
246
00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,200
Help you, Ensign?
247
00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,700
Oh. [CHUCKLES] I just...
248
00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,090
The truth is I was just wondering how...
249
00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,790
CODY: Whoa, Shaxs is back?
250
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,580
Didn't you die? How the heck
did you come back to life?
251
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,700
- [ALL GASP]
- SHAXS: Oh.
252
00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,740
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Cody, that is out of line!
253
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,330
Report to your supervisor
for immediate reassignment.
254
00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:48,870
I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to...
255
00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:50,700
[CRYING]: Just go.
256
00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,500
But he was dead. I...
257
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,120
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
258
00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,870
What was it you wanted to ask?
259
00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,880
[CHUCKLES]: Oh, uh, uh...
260
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,450
Uh, how do you hit a racquetball?
261
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,120
With a racket.
262
00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:06,620
Oh! Right. Cool.
263
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,820
So, you, uh, still having flashbacks?
264
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,040
Having one right now.
265
00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:14,200
_
266
00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:16,020
ADDIX: Yeah, I can fix it.
267
00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,200
The trick is making it look
like it was never damaged.
268
00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:19,599
And how much will that put us back?
269
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,580
For my old friend Beckett Mariner?
270
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,320
Double. 50 strips.
271
00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:24,400
What... 50?
272
00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:26,199
Where are we supposed to
find that much latinum?
273
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,660
You've got a deal.
274
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,580
What are you doing?
We can't afford that.
275
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,520
Yes, we can. We just need to find
the biggest, dumbest guys in here.
276
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,870
- [LAUGHS]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
277
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,790
Come on, come on.
278
00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:43,240
[GROWLS] Cheater!
279
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,330
You claimed you were only a beginner.
280
00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,880
Yeah, I'm beginning to
school your ugly ass.
281
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,900
- How dare you!
- Hey! No fighting.
282
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,800
I just got that table rejotted.
283
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,410
You want to finish this game,
you do it with proxies.
284
00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:57,170
Works for me. My partner's
even better than I am.
285
00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,640
[SCOFFS] An Orion? She will
use her pheromones to cheat us.
286
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,290
[GASPS] No, she won't.
287
00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:05,050
Oh, that is such a
messed up thing to say.
288
00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:07,339
But, like, could you, you know,
just, like, juice it a bit?
289
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,700
- Just a little?
- [GASPS] Mariner!
290
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,580
Of course not. I'm not
even that kind of Orion.
291
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,200
I can't believe you'd even say that.
292
00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,320
Uh, just checking. No, no.
293
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,250
- No, you got this. Take a shot.
- [TENDI SIGHS]
294
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,660
Uh...
295
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,140
Uh... Come on.
296
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:21,440
- [GROWLS]
- [MARINER GRUNTS]
297
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,240
- [GASPS]
- I won?
298
00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,450
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- I won!
299
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:28,580
- Yeah!
- [CHANTING]: Dom-jot! Dom-jot!
300
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,750
All right, pay up.
301
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,750
Cheaters don't deserve
Nausicaan latinum.
302
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:34,580
[GRUNTS]
303
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,450
No!
304
00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:38,870
- Hey! What'd I say about... Whoa!
- [GRUNTS]
305
00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,620
Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen.
306
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,979
I know we may not look like a lot,
307
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,019
but when it comes to a fight,
308
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,670
us Starfleet officers are trained to...
309
00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:45,719
- Latinum!
- [NAUSICAANS GROWL]
310
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,410
Tendi, run!
311
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:52,300
[BOIMLER GRUNTING, STRAINING]
312
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,700
[PANTING]
313
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,820
If I follow this path,
I'll be on the catwalk
314
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,790
above the grav stabilizer's
static diffusers.
315
00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,580
[EXHALES] Almost to the bridge.
316
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,419
Don't worry, plate.
There's no plausible reason
317
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,870
why anyone should be purging
the static right now.
318
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,830
It's a pleasure to have you on
my bridge, Lieutenant Paris.
319
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,750
Pleasure's all mine, Captain Freeman.
320
00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,040
Mind if I give her a whirl?
321
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,300
I hear these Cali-class
engines can purr.
322
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,500
Of course. Just don't send
us to the Delta Quadrant.
323
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,870
- [ALL LAUGH]
- Yeah.
324
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,830
All right.
325
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,410
Oh, no. Oh, no.
326
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:25,790
[SHRIEKS]
327
00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:29,480
Computer, emergency shutdown!
328
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,919
COMPUTER: Authorization not recognized.
329
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,540
You don't need authorization
in an emergency!
330
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,250
[EXHALES] Ah, my plate. Okay.
331
00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:41,010
She's okay. [KISSES] Aah!
Hot plate. Ow, my lips.
332
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,540
Okay, I'm fine. The plate is fine.
333
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,200
Got to keep moving.
334
00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:48,040
[YOWLS] Where the hell are you, Ensign?
335
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,040
My fur feels like it's
covered in poison.
336
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,500
We're on our way back.
The package is completely intact
337
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,950
- and...
- Hurry!
338
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:56,160
[GROANS] This was
supposed to be my chance
339
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:59,080
to show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready
for more, but I failed her!
340
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,560
Uh, look, don't be so hard on
yourself. It was just a mistake.
341
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,750
I don't get to make
mistakes like you do.
342
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,560
It was hard getting into the Academy.
343
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,420
There's still a lot of
stigma around Orions.
344
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,290
A lot of humans think we're
all thieves and pirates.
345
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,700
Wait.
346
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,180
My cousin works in a thieves' den
347
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,660
in a pirate outpost in this sector.
348
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,349
- He might be able to help us out.
- Uh, okay.
349
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,380
As long as you aren't
bothered by the optics,
350
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,010
- I mean, it works for me.
- [SIGHS]
351
00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:21,580
Well, these are bad Orions.
352
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,870
They'd kill you on the spot
just for being human.
353
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:27,750
- Well, I'm not into that.
- But don't worry, I have a plan.
354
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:32,160
[GASPS] All right, undercover op.
355
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,450
[GRUNTING]
356
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,160
[RUTHERFORD GRUNTS]
357
00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,500
Just got to focus on work.
358
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,160
[EXHALES] Come on. Focus.
359
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,690
Rutherford. I fought my
way out of the multiverse.
360
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,750
That is a lie. The Borg put
my body into the Collective.
361
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,450
You... [STAMMERS]
362
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,480
A microscopic civilization
brought me back to life
363
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,500
to harness the powers of my
body with a tiny Dyson sphere.
364
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,000
- Uh...
- It was no transporter accident.
365
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,000
- Resistance is futile.
- Mirror, mirror, mirror.
366
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,180
What was the deal with T'Pol's
hair for that one year?
367
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,790
- In the Nexus, it's always Christmas.
- [SCREAMS] I got to know!
368
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,700
[PANTING]
369
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,800
_
370
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,550
Honestly, this feels wrong.
371
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,540
I mean, just please don't
take any pictures of me.
372
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,660
Okay, remember, the
effect won't last long,
373
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,440
so we need to find D'Onni quick.
374
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:30,700
Well, what if I don't sound
like an Orion, though?
375
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,580
Just talk like a pirate.
376
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,920
[IMITATING PIRATE]: Arr, how ye
be doing today, me fellow Orion?
377
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,080
Uh, why are you talking like that?
378
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,699
- Allergies.
- [NORMAL VOICE]: Yeah, I'm allergic
379
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,400
to, um, uh, pheromones.
380
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:43,439
- Oh, I hear you.
- [METAL CLANGING]
381
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,040
They're really bad this time of year.
382
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,450
That's D'Onni up there.
383
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:51,160
- He does art forgeries.
- Uh, and he's hot?
384
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,420
Tendi, you got to warn me
if we're gonna be meeting up
385
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,750
with a sexy bad boy.
386
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,320
That's my type. Well, one of my types.
387
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,970
You have a thing for bad boys?
388
00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,840
Oh, I'm always dating bad boys,
389
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,780
bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes,
390
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,300
ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars.
391
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,720
Huh. I don't know if I've
ever seen you date anyone.
392
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,099
You usually seem to be with Boimler.
393
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,120
[LAUGHS]: What? Ew, no! What?
394
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,150
- Ew, that is so messed up.
- What? I don't know.
395
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:15,120
You guys practically
sleep in the same bunk.
396
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,000
Ew, we do not! Ew!
397
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,580
He's like a pet. Yuck.
398
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,130
What, are you and Rutherford dating?
399
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,500
- TENDI: Not really.
- Cousin?
400
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,000
[GASPS] Biceps.
401
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,280
You shouldn't be here.
402
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,259
If the Syndicate catches
me talking to... [GRUNTS]
403
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,950
You'll do what I tell you to
do, you dumb-face jerk!
404
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,329
- Holy crap, who are you right now?
- It's an Orion thing.
405
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,000
It actually makes me
really uncomfortable.
406
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,870
D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh,
loot I need you to repair.
407
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,700
It has to look like it was never
broken in order to rip someone off.
408
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,540
Anything for you, Mistress
of the Winter Constellations.
409
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,590
Mistress of the Winter Constella... ?
410
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,580
What? Okay, you got to
do this on the Cerritos.
411
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,200
Don't tell anyone. That's a
name I left behind long ago.
412
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,580
I'll try, but it's...
413
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,410
- Oh, crap.
- D'Vana, what is this?
414
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:58,540
- Is she an imposter?
- Shut up and do your job!
415
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,410
"D'Vana"? Is that some other
weird title you've got?
416
00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:03,080
It's my name.
417
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,700
- Oh.
- TENDI: What,
418
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,900
you don't even know my first name?
419
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,280
I thought it was Tendi,
420
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,000
like, with no last name. Like Odo.
421
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,910
We have been working together
for over a year, Beckett.
422
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,309
- Well, now you're just showing off.
- You don't know me at all.
423
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,120
- Well, you don't know me.
- Hey!
424
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,290
- You don't have allergies!
- Uh...
425
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,410
She's wearing false green! Grab her!
426
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:23,530
[CROWD CLAMORING]
427
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,540
- [GRUNTS]
- [CROWD SHOUTS]
428
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,830
[MARINER AND TENDI GRUNT]
429
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,790
- Get her!
- [CROWD CLAMORING]
430
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,519
- [MARINER AND TENDI PANTING]
- False green!
431
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,700
- False green!
- Run!
432
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,690
[PANTING]
433
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,040
Why don't you just do
434
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,509
your "bossing everyone
around" voice again?
435
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,160
Yeah, it doesn't work on angry mobs.
436
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,000
Which you would know if you knew
anything about me or Orions.
437
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,719
You're the one who wanted
to do a girls' trip.
438
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,200
Because I thought we were friends!
439
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,389
Yeah, well, apparently, we're
just people who work together.
440
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,909
Yeah, soon we'll just be people
who get our asses kicked together.
441
00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:59,410
[MALE BREATHING HEAVILY]
442
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,750
[GROWLS, GRUNTS]
443
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,250
[GRUNTS]
444
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,080
[PANTING]
445
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,000
TENDI: [GROANS]
They're all over the lift.
446
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,370
[SQUEAKING]
447
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,440
Hope you like climbing.
448
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,869
[GRUNTING]
449
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,700
Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos
like Bradward Boimler.
450
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,460
[YELPS] Fine. You want to
play it that way, Cerritos?
451
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,320
I know another way. Because I know you,
452
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,780
like you should know me.
453
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,370
- [YELPS]
- COMPUTER: Access denied.
454
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,200
Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening.
455
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,419
First I get kicked off the Titan.
456
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,500
Then the Cerritos doesn't
even know me anymore?
457
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,000
Where do I belong? [CRIES]: Aw.
458
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,300
Come on, Brad. This is your home.
459
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,539
You're right where you belong.
460
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,620
Then why am I gonna die
in a Jefferies tube?
461
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,920
[CHUCKLES]: You're not.
You are Brad Boimler.
462
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,830
And you've been in
tougher spots than this.
463
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:50,700
Now open up a panel and start
figuring out a solution.
464
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,140
[SNIFFLING] You're right.
465
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,490
Thanks, Tom Paris.
466
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,910
[GRUNTING, SNIFFLES]
467
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,960
I am a little worried
468
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,659
- about the fumes in here though.
- [COUGHS]
469
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,259
- You know, since you're talking to a plate.
- [GRUNTS]
470
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,870
I don't know. I kinda
like 'em. [GIGGLES]
471
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,620
[GRUNTING]
472
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,450
[SHOUTS]
473
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,830
There! Don't let 'em get away!
474
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,960
[SHOUTING]
475
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,660
[GRUNTING]
476
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,870
[GASPING]
477
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,050
[GRUNTS]
478
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,010
Leave us alone! This isn't nice!
479
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:23,580
- Yes. Wait, no! Keep cutting!
- [GRUNTS]
480
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,820
[GASPS]
481
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,620
[GRUNTING]
482
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,410
[GASPS]
483
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,000
[GRUNTING]
484
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,369
- [GRUNTS LOUDLY]
- [SHOUTS]
485
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,790
[GRUNTS]
486
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,540
- [STRAINING]
- [GRUNTING]
487
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,329
The post. It's too heavy.
488
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,659
I can't pull you both up!
489
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,240
[GRUNTING, GROWLING]
490
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,560
Take it! Get out of here
491
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,059
- before it's too late! [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
492
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,580
No way! I'm not leaving you!
493
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,410
- [SHOUTS]
- Tendi, no!
494
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,330
- Not the post!
- [SCREAMS]
495
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,410
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
496
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:03,160
♪
497
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,910
- Deck 15.
- Wait!
498
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:07,660
[GRUNTING]
499
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,540
- [PANTING]
- [WHIRRING]
500
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,500
Whoa. Baby Bear. What's the matter?
501
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,639
I know I'm not supposed to ask you
502
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,769
how you came back from the dead,
503
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,179
but I know it was my
fault that you died.
504
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,759
And maybe if you tell me
how you came back,
505
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,160
I won't feel as guilty anymore!
506
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,450
- Turbolift, halt.
- [WHIRRING STOPS]
507
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,600
It wasn't your fault.
508
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,550
Saving you was my duty.
509
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:27,330
There's a reason we don't tell
anyone how we come back.
510
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:29,900
I know. You can't tell me
because I'm just an ensign.
511
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,660
It's nothing to do with rank, son.
512
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,650
We're sparing you dark truths
about scientific depravity
513
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:38,290
that would haunt you for
the rest of your days.
514
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,520
Once you know,
515
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:44,050
you can never go back to being
the man you were before.
516
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:45,580
Works for me! Tell me, tell me!
517
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,460
Okay. So, death is the
first thing that happens.
518
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,080
And then... Oh, wait, you do know
about the black mountain, right?
519
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,930
- Uh, the what now?
- The black mountain
520
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,930
is a spiritual battleground
your soul goes
521
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:56,999
[MUFFLED]: where you have to fight
522
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,780
three faceless apparitions
of your father.
523
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,750
[FADING]: ... the surviving father
makes you eat your heart...
524
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:05,110
[GROANS] Personal log. [SNIFFLES]
525
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,980
I'm trapped because
of a computer glitch,
526
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,770
or perhaps it is I who is the glitch.
527
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:12,000
COMPUTER: Personal log
cannot be recorded.
528
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,910
[SHOUTS] I'm gonna die and it's
all because of this stupid plate!
529
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,600
- [SHOUTS]
- Don't do it, Bradward!
530
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,420
- Not the plate!
- [CACKLING]
531
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,830
Uh, huh? Oh, God. Oh, no,
no, no, no, no! [SHOUTS]
532
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:25,250
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
533
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:28,080
I... do exist!
534
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,000
- Tom Paris!
- A Kazon!
535
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,160
Tom Paris, can I just say
that I'm a really huge fan
536
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,809
- and I have a plate for you... [SCREAMS]
- [SHOUTS]
537
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:36,410
[TRILLING]
538
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,580
[EXHALES] Thanks for
saving my ass back there.
539
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,500
You've saved mine plenty of times.
540
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,239
I'm sorry you brought me
instead of Rutherford.
541
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,160
But, you know, don't feel bad that
you don't know much about my life.
542
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,410
- I keep it vague on purpose.
- Well, why?
543
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,240
Every time I open up,
544
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:51,070
people get promoted and take off.
545
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:53,720
It's better to just keep it surface
level and never have friends,
546
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,200
instead of always losing them.
547
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,740
Well, don't apologize.
548
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,799
I was hoping this trip would
be a way for us to bond,
549
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,820
but it's just been a big mess.
550
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,560
And the reason you don't
know much about me?
551
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:05,350
That's my fault. I'm always so
busy making everyone else happy
552
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,660
that I never open up.
553
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,680
Now you know more about
me than Rutherford does.
554
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,830
And I'm glad I do.
555
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,190
Me, too.
556
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,330
[SIGHS] What are you gonna tell the doc?
557
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:16,920
That I was curious and
accidentally broke her post.
558
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,660
It'll be interesting getting in trouble.
559
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,040
I've never done that before.
560
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:21,880
And I can say two things:
561
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,450
you're a really good person.
562
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,500
Aw, thanks. What's the other thing?
563
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,250
Your plan sucks. New plan.
564
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:28,830
- _
- TENDI: Oh, my gosh.
565
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,479
- What are you doing?
- Buckle up, D'Vana.
566
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,170
We might have been
coworkers this morning,
567
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:33,940
but now we're friends!
568
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,530
Computer, ramming speed!
569
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,450
Friendship!
570
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:42,500
This is how we kick ass in
the Delta Quadrant. Ki-ya!
571
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,500
[SHOUTING, GROANING]
572
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,330
- [LAUGHS]
- [GROANING]
573
00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:48,870
Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four
is on a collision course
574
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,200
- with the ship.
- FREEMAN: What?
575
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,620
- Uh...
- Stop! Stop!
576
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,750
[GROANS] Damage report?
577
00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:00,040
- None.
- That was weird.
578
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:04,160
♪
579
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,620
What the hell were you thinking?
580
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,280
A bee got in the shuttle, sir.
581
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,500
It flew right in my face.
Totally my fault.
582
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,160
A bee? How did a bee get
in the shuttle in space?!
583
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:14,360
[TRILLING]
584
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,780
[SIGHS] Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry,
585
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,370
but I'm afraid your special
family heirloom is broken.
586
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,319
And I wish I could say that it
was because of something else,
587
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,469
- but...
- MARINER: Totally my fault.
588
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,079
Sorry, Doc. Big old
bee got in the shuttle.
589
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,119
Just messed everything up.
590
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,900
You are so going to the brig for this.
591
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,000
Send the bee to the brig!
It's the bee's fault!
592
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,660
I'm really sorry.
593
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,760
[GRUNTS]
594
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:32,910
Don't worry about it.
595
00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:33,950
W... You're not mad?
596
00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,540
[CREAKING]
597
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,260
I don't care about that old post.
598
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,250
What I needed was the box.
599
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,270
[PURRING, MEOWS]
600
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:48,240
Mmm. [SIGHING]
601
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,200
There's... That's the stuff.
602
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,700
♪
603
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,099
TENDI: Ooh, have you heard this one?
604
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,950
It's my favorite. It's all about
the Caves of No'Mat.
605
00:22:57,970 --> 00:23:00,580
Acid punkers love singing about caves!
606
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,639
- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN, SHUT]
- Oh, hello.
607
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,420
Check it out. No more glitch.
608
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,830
I'm authorized!
609
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:07,870
Did you get your bowl signed
by Chakotay or whatever?
610
00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:10,100
Tom Paris. And, no, not yet.
611
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,910
But this black eye he gave me is
way cooler than a signed plate.
612
00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:15,109
True. There's, like, only a couple
of people in the quadrant
613
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:16,790
who can say they got
beat up by Tom Paris.
614
00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:19,350
Even better, as an apology,
we're getting drinks tonight.
615
00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:21,540
So I still have a chance
for him to sign it.
616
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,220
[GROANS]
617
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,670
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
618
00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:25,700
Computer, open the door!
619
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,360
I got to get to the bar! Come on!
620
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:28,700
Uh, that's-that's not a door.
621
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,360
It's just a wall with a seam.
622
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,250
Oh. [CHUCKLES] Right.
I may have a concussion.
623
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:34,659
- [DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT]
- Oh, Rutherford,
624
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,269
did you ever find out
how Shaxs came back?
625
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:37,970
[SCREAMS] Oh.
626
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:40,080
No. No, I did not.
627
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,200
Aw, boo. We never get
to know the cool stuff.
628
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,240
Or maybe they're just
sparing us from knowing
629
00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:47,480
horrible, horrible things
that-that happen to good people.
630
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,500
Yea, it definitely isn't that.
They're just jerks.
631
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,640
Ooh, this one's about a Klingon
who eats his own hand.
632
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,830
Yeah, play it!
633
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:57,350
[KLINGON PUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
634
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:02,360
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
635
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,900
[MAN IMITATES WEAPONS FIRING]
636
00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:56,920
Chirp.
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