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Hey, baby girl.
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Well, obvi, no.
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Well, obvi, no.
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Yeah, because I would never
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do that.
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Wait, shut up.
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Wait, shut up.
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She's been on that thing
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all night.
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All night?
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Bill's gonna be sky high.
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Unfortunately we've got
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Unfortunately we've got
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unlimited minutes.
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Yeah, you think so 'til you
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reach my age.
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Hey, did I miss the Skype
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Hey, did I miss the Skype
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with your mom?
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Yup. An hour ago.
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It was more convenient for
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It was more convenient for
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everybody's schedule.
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It's all right, I'll call her
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later.
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Mm, somethin' smells delicious.
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Yes.
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Grilled steak with garlic
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Grilled steak with garlic
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mashed potatoes and peach
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cobbler tart.
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Sounds awfully high in
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saturated fats.
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It certainly does.
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It certainly does.
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Where's mine?
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Oh.
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Aw, no, your instructions were,
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"feed the kids."
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"Feed the kids."
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Yeah, well, I'm your kid.
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Then this must be for you.
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Then this must be for you.
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Can't believe you fell for
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that one.
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Hey, thank you very much.
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[Laughs] Hey, dad.
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[Laughs] Hey, dad.
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How about whippin' up some of
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your famous ricotta blueberry
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pancakes in the morning?
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And you promised us mardis
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And you promised us mardis
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gras week.
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I want shrimp creole for lunch.
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And jambalaya for dinner.
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Hey, no, wait a minute.
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Hey, no, wait a minute.
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Is that all I am to you?
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"Top chef"?
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Others: Yup.
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Okay. I don't believe you.
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Okay. I don't believe you.
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Fine, you can put it on your
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profile.
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And don't change it now because
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I can tell.
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Uh, do you really wanna try me?
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Uh, do you really wanna try me?
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Who's she talking to?
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Robert Jennings III.
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Well, tell Robert Jennings
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Well, tell Robert Jennings
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the third, second and first
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that we do not talk on the phone
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during dinner.
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Shh! Shh!
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Shh! Shh!
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Did she just shush me?
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Yup. Twice.
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Yup. Twice.
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She already had dinner.
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Ate in her bedroom.
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No, families are supposed to
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eat dinner together.
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Mealtime is where we share
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mealtime is where we share
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the details of our day.
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For that, you can just follow
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me on Twitter.
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In other words, things are
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In other words, things are
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different nowadays.
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Families eat when they can.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Where are you goin'?
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Isn't it your turn to do
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isn't it your turn to do
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the dishes?
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I...I...I...I did the dishes.
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Mine.
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You're supposed to do all
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the dishes, Keenan.
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The dishes, Keenan.
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But grandpop said he'll
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do 'em.
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[Laughs] Uh, son, how about
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some ice cream with your cobbler
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tart?
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Tart?
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Churned it myself.
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Keenan, if I set a rule,
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Keenan, if I set a rule,
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that rule is to be followed.
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That means you do what you're
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supposed to do when you're
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supposed to do it.
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Supposed to do it.
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Well, if...If you're not here
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to tell me to do it when you
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want me to do it, I can't really
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do it when you want me to do
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it 'cause I won't know when
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that is.
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That is.
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Well, what you're supposed to
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do is what I told you to do.
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That means the "when" is now,
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the "it" is the dishes,
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the "it" is the dishes,
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or the "you" is grounded.
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Yeah, and that's what he said
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to her and then she said
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something else to somebody else,
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and then I was looking at them
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and then I was looking at them
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all like--
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Hey. Excuse me.
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Hello. Goodbye.
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Dad!
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Shh!
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Shh!
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Oh come o--
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Shh!
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♪ good thing we've got ♪
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♪ one another ♪
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♪ one another ♪
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♪ read between the lines ♪
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♪ stuck between a rock ♪
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♪ and a hard place ♪
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♪ could be a hard place to be ♪
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♪ if I didn't have ♪
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♪ if I didn't have ♪
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♪ my village holdin' me ♪
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♪ my father, son ♪
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♪ two daughters ♪
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♪ and two best friends ♪
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♪ surroundin' me with ♪
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♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪
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♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪
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♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪
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[Laughing]
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Simone: Where are you goin'?
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Aw!
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Male announcer: Missed by
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Carmelo Anthony.
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Man, why are we Knicks fans?
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Man, why are we Knicks fans?
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Why?
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Same reason Rita married you.
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Proximity and lack of options.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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That's the best you got?
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If I didn't make more money
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than you, that woulda hurt
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my feelings.
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Those hot wings ready, pop?
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Those hot wings ready, pop?
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Let me see.
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Although I'm pretty sure you're
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Simone: Mm-hmm.
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I wouldn't do that.
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Monroe: Yeah?
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I'm gonna take some home.
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So, hey, how's everything
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Simone, between my course
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Simone, between my course
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load and being department
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chair--
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Simone: Uh-huh.
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--It's hard work.
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You know, you educated folks
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kill me with your hard work.
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Kill me with your hard work.
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Here we go.
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You try runnin' down a rat in
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New York summer with coveralls
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on and steel-toe boots and you
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on and steel-toe boots and you
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talk to me about hard work.
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Simone: Right.
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What are you talkin' about?
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You sit in the office
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and shuffle papers all day.
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And shuffle papers all day.
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I'm not talkin' about the
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successful entrepreneur who sits
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before you.
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I'm talkin' about the young,
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struggling exterminator I used
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to be.
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To be.
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Mm.
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Alex: Ah.
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You know what?
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We don't celebrate your success
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enough.
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You're right.
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Friday night, drinks on you!
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Friday night, drinks on you!
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Not so fast. No, baby doctor.
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I have a one-drink minimum.
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Mine.
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Mine.
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I can't go anyway.
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The Dean is hosting this
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reception for the president.
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I'm dreading it.
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I'm dreading it.
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Then don't go.
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Brown-nosing for the budget.
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I gotta be there if I'm gonna
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Ah, question for the scholar.
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Ah, question for the scholar.
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What?
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If nyu was so great, why'd
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you leave?
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Oh, I got this one, okay?
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New Rochelle u. Is only five
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new Rochelle u. Is only five
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minutes away, and for reasons
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I will never understand,
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he wanted to work closer to his
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children.
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Children.
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I thank you, Simone, I think.
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Ignoring that irritating
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buzzing sound in my ear, I'd say
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I'm a mingler by nature.
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I'm a mingler by nature.
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Hello. How are you?
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Yes, how you doin'?
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Good to see you.
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I studied abroad.
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[Laughs]
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We'll go with you.
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We'll go with you.
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We?
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Hey, you know what?
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I mean, this is normally
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something Carla would go
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something Carla would go
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to with me, but you guys going,
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that would be kinda fun.
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Look, I might have a date
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that night.
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That night.
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Both: She'll be there.
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Yeah, you'll be there.
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Sushi's my favorite,
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Sushi's my favorite,
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thank you.
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Mm-mm. Mm.
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One of my guys got a parasite
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eatin' raw fish.
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Ate his stomach from
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ate his stomach from
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the inside out.
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But, enjoy.
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Reed, good to see you.
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Hey, thank you for
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the invite.
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The invite.
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Absolutely.
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Dean Caldwell, these are my
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friends, Dr. Simone winters...
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Caldwell: Hello.
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It's nice to meet you.
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And Julius Darren.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Listen, when he gets a moment,
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I want to introduce you to
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president Nelson over there.
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Well, he looks pretty busy.
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Well, he looks pretty busy.
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I might have to take a number.
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I hope the department funds
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don't run out.
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[Laughing] Well that joke
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[laughing] Well that joke
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woulda killed at nyu.
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Mm.
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Oh, I apologize for the last
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minute location change.
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Minute location change.
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But the east wing renovations
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on my home are running a bit
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behind.
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Did you say the east wing, as
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in your house has more than one?
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Well, the estate in
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Well, the estate in
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new Rochelle does.
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It's been in my family for three
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generations.
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Excluding the time my father's
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excluding the time my father's
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mistress took possession,
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of course.
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A pleasant woman, although she
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was a bit hard on the eyes.
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Ouch.
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Ouch.
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But when my mother was
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released from the sanitarium,
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she kicked her homely ass out.
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Well, that is proof that
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Well, that is proof that
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a little rest in the country
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always makes us stronger, yes?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, the good old days.
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What?
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Anyway, I actually prefer
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my home in the Hamptons, though
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my home in the Hamptons, though
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I don't spend much time there
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anymore.
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Now which home does your wife
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prefer?
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I'm a widower.
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I'm a widower.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to
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hear that.
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Thank you.
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Simone: Mm.
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Yeah, sorry she didn't meet
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him at the funeral.
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Him at the funeral.
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Right.
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Dr. Winters, I've set aside
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a bottle of '78 montrachet from
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my private collection.
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Would you like to join me for
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a glass?
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'78, the year I was born.
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'78, the year I was born.
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Oh.
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[Coughing] Allegedly.
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Well, that was a good year,
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wasn't it?
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Wasn't it?
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Oh, yes it was.
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Shall we?
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Woo.
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Look, I'm gonna call to check on
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the kids.
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The kids.
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I'll be back in a second.
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Sure.
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Hey, my man.
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Make all these business cards
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disappear, 10 percent discount
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disappear, 10 percent discount
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on all your pest control needs.
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Come on, now.
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Keenan and I are about to
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Keenan and I are about to
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watch a movie, kaci's in
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her bedroom with a boy,
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grandpa's been in the bathroom
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for 35 minutes...
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For 35 minutes...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Back up.
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Kaci is where with a what?
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She's in her bedroom with
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Robert Jennings III.
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Robert Jennings III.
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And what are they doing in
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her bedroom?
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I don't know.
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The door's closed.
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[Dial tone]
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[Dial tone]
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Hello?
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Guys, I gotta go home
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real quick.
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Kaci has a boy in her bedroom.
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Kaci has a boy in her bedroom.
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Go, kaci.
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What?
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I mean you better go home
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and check on kaci.
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You enjoyed the montrachet so
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You enjoyed the montrachet so
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much I thought you'd like to try
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the diamond shiraz.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I would love to.
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Except that the diamond shiraz
415
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just happens to be Alex's
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just happens to be Alex's
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favorite.
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Oh, perfect. Reed, Reed.
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I'm glad I caught you anyway.
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Now's a good time to slide over
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and meet president Nelson.
422
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And meet president Nelson.
423
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Now?
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I'd love to, but right now I've
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got to go to the restroom.
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I'll be right back.
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Restroom?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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He was cursed with a weak
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bladder.
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Ah.
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Who left a skateboard
434
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in the middle of the floor?
435
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In the middle of the floor?
436
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Daddy, daddy, save me!
437
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Save you from what, sweetie?
438
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Nothing, dad.
439
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:05,571
Nothing?
440
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We're watching "little red
441
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We're watching "little red
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riding hood."
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She's buggin' over a couple
444
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of graphic stabbings.
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The big bad wolf killed his
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own daughter.
447
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Own daughter.
448
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It wasn't intentional.
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He found out he wasn't her real
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father and got upset.
451
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I blame the mom.
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I blame the mom.
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Turn it off. Now, Keenan.
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I'll be back, sweetie.
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[Hip hop music playing]
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[Hip hop music playing]
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Kaci: Wait, one more time.
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Okay, turn--okay, yes.
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Go faster, faster.
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Yes.
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Okay, now we got it.
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Wha--dad.
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Wha--dad.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Dad, stop!
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If you've laid one finger
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on my daughter, I'm gonna
468
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make sure there's not
469
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a Robert Jennings iv.
470
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What?
471
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Oh, my god, dad.
472
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All we were doing was playing
473
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all we were doing was playing
474
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"just dance."
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With the door closed?
476
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Who dances with the door closed?
477
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And where are the rest of your
478
00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:47,995
shorts?
479
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,400
Shorts?
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Come on, grandpa said it
481
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was okay.
482
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Sir, I can't breathe.
483
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Good.
484
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Son. Son. Let him go.
485
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Son. Son. Let him go.
486
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Let him go.
487
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I'm not spendin' my 401k to get
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you a good lawyer.
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[Music stops]
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[Music stops]
491
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Dad, boys are not allowed in
492
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Dad, boys are not allowed in
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my daughter's bedroom.
494
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Alexis is not allowed to watch
495
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scary movies.
496
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You know the rules.
497
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You know the rules.
498
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You got so many I can't
499
00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,805
keep track.
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Dad, I cannot believe you
501
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:17,997
just embarrassed me like that.
502
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Just embarrassed me like that.
503
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We're just friends.
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Well, new rule.
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Your bedroom is now off limits
506
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to "just friends" who happen to
507
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pee standing up.
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Pee standing up.
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I am so outta here.
510
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Good.
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I was just about to say you can
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excuse yourself, young lady.
513
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Excuse yourself, young lady.
514
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Glad you got her straight.
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Glad you got her straight.
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I leave the house for five
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minutes and you all lose
518
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your minds.
519
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Oh, I don't see why the girl
520
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can't have a little company.
521
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Can't have a little company.
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I trust kaci, dad.
523
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I don't trust boys.
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Listen, if you don't let kids
525
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do what they want to do at home,
526
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do what they want to do at home,
527
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where they can be supervised,
528
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they're gonna do it
529
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somewhere else.
530
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Somewhere else.
531
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Need I remind you of the donkey
532
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Kong tattoo incident of '88?
533
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Had blisters on your head for
534
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,180
had blisters on your head for
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00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,176
six months.
536
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,097
[Laughs] Dad, please don't
537
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,064
remind me.
538
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,354
[Laughing]
539
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,307
All right.
540
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996
Look, I got to go back to this
541
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,150
look, I got to go back to this
542
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,190
function.
543
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,403
Hopefully, I still have a job.
544
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,612
But, dad, bottom line is these
545
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,783
are my kids.
546
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,001
That means my rules.
547
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,860
That means my rules.
548
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,235
All right.
549
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,662
All right.
550
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,660
Kaci: I can't wait 'til
551
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:16,871
I'm 18!
552
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,999
Yeah, well hurry up.
553
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,200
Yeah, well hurry up.
554
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,000
Both: [Laughing]
555
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,870
Both: [Laughing]
556
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:25,997
Hey. Hi.
557
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,003
What's goin' on?
558
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:27,884
Oh, just choppin' it up with
559
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,790
the Prez.
560
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,798
We were just sayin' there are
561
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:29,999
two things you can be sure of in
562
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,300
two things you can be sure of in
563
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,800
this life--taxes and termites.
564
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,003
[Laughing] Hey, Prez, I want
565
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,390
[Laughing] Hey, Prez, I want
566
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,679
you to meet my good friend,
567
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,552
professor Alex Reed.
568
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,507
He's the head of your
569
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,387
English department.
570
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,353
Oh, professor Reed,
571
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,002
I've heard so much about you.
572
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,310
I've heard so much about you.
573
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,101
Hey, oh, right.
574
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:43,894
Really?
575
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:44,556
Well, what...What exactly have
576
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:44,814
you heard?
577
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,564
Well, I heard you're having
578
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:46,564
trouble with your daughter.
579
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:47,995
Well, she's just really going
580
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,650
Well, she's just really going
581
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,901
through a little--
582
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,232
Trust me. I get it.
583
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,737
I've got a 14-year-old at home
584
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,568
who's grounded for the rest of
585
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,002
her life.
586
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,610
Her life.
587
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,985
Prez, you have a 14-year-old?
588
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,452
Yes. And a five-year-old.
589
00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,452
Hey, president Nelson--
590
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,003
Well, gentlemen, if you'll
591
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,370
Well, gentlemen, if you'll
592
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:00,871
excuse me, I've promised
593
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,951
Dean Michaels a moment.
594
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:03,577
This man can talk fossils until
595
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,712
you turn into one.
596
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,000
Have a good night.
597
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,080
Have a good night.
598
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,416
Good to meet you.
599
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,171
That's a cool dude right
600
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,251
there.
601
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,166
I can't believe you discussed
602
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,003
my personal business with
603
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,090
my personal business with
604
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,011
president Nelson.
605
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:13,879
At least I didn't tell him
606
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:14,844
Carla left you.
607
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,184
She did not leave me.
608
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:17,999
You're so funny.
609
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,180
You're so funny.
610
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,010
There's something I don't
611
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:19,885
hear that often.
612
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:20,810
Oh, my goodness.
613
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,808
Alex, this party is great.
614
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,889
Yes.
615
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:23,933
It's a great party, Dean.
616
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,176
You outta do it again sometime.
617
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,307
Indeed.
618
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:26,774
Isn't she delightful?
619
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,652
No, you are.
620
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,438
Oh, no, you are.
621
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,002
No, you, you, you.
622
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,270
No, you, you, you.
623
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,357
Oh, yeah. Ooh.
624
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,112
She is such the charmer.
625
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,004
All: [Laughing]
626
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,070
All: [Laughing]
627
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,074
Thank you for the invite,
628
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,115
Dean, but, uh, we, we better
629
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,068
get going.
630
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:40,947
Oh, we're going?
631
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:41,703
Yes, we're going.
632
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,004
So soon?
633
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,120
So soon?
634
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:43,952
[Mouthing words]
635
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:44,656
Call me.
636
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,495
Hey, you got a pen
637
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:46,830
and a napkin?
638
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,004
I ran out of business cards.
639
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,370
I ran out of business cards.
640
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,127
No, it's time to go.
641
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:49,958
Why? I'm havin' a ball.
642
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:50,712
Shouldn't you spend more time
643
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,043
with the Prez?
644
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,547
I don't think it matters now.
645
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,168
Between your loose lips and you
646
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:53,804
tryin' to get your groove back
647
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:53,999
with my boss.
648
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,760
With my boss.
649
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,049
I never lost my groove.
650
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,473
Wait a minute now.
651
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,001
Alex, I came here for you.
652
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,850
Alex, I came here for you.
653
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,468
Now I can't remember the last
654
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,885
time I wasted so much good
655
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,023
flirting on someone I had no
656
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:05,999
interest in.
657
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,060
Interest in.
658
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:06,982
Okay.
659
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,019
Right?
660
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,942
I don't believe in
661
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,099
the no-interest part.
662
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,357
But she's right about one thing.
663
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:11,999
We're here to support you, man.
664
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440
We're here to support you, man.
665
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,484
Not be insulted by somebody
666
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,737
I thought was my boy.
667
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,279
You don't do your friends
668
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,001
like that.
669
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,820
Like that.
670
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,865
I'm out.
671
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,000
I coulda been out on a date.
672
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,490
I coulda been out on a date.
673
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:25,908
Well, I could've.
674
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,955
Hm.
675
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,866
[Video game playing]
676
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:29,997
[Cars screeching]
677
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,880
[Cars screeching]
678
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,628
Hey, dad.
679
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:32,920
Hey, son.
680
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,752
Hi, daddy.
681
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,626
Hey, baby, it's late.
682
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,003
What are you doin' up?
683
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,670
What are you doin' up?
684
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,795
I tried to go to sleep,
685
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,762
but the big bad wolf kept
686
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,551
tryin' to get me.
687
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,144
I...I...I told her it was
688
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:41,998
a computer-generated wolf.
689
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,850
A computer-generated wolf.
690
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,758
Kids today.
691
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,018
Hey, how about takin' some
692
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:47,849
responsibility, huh?
693
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,003
Well, how was I supposed to
694
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,890
Well, how was I supposed to
695
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:49,886
know "little red riding hood"
696
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,147
would scare her?
697
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:52,899
The movie's rated pg-13.
698
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,000
It's a fairy tale.
699
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,230
It's a fairy tale.
700
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,646
Yeah, well, I just wrote
701
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,994
a fairy tale.
702
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,278
About a young boy who has to
703
00:12:59,361 --> 00:12:59,901
sleep in his sister's room every
704
00:12:59,987 --> 00:12:59,997
single night until she's no
705
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,030
single night until she's no
706
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,034
longer scared.
707
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,906
Here you go.
708
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:06,003
Yay, a slumber party.
709
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,410
Yay, a slumber party.
710
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:10,998
Well, thanks a lot, dad.
711
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,001
Now Robert doesn't wanna hang
712
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,670
now Robert doesn't wanna hang
713
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:12,960
out with me.
714
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,712
Oh, good.
715
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,253
That means my job's done.
716
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:17,998
It's not funny.
717
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,420
It's not funny.
718
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,466
He can still feel your arms
719
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:20,758
around his neck.
720
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:21,801
Well, at least you're not
721
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,974
pregnant.
722
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,927
[Cell phone rings]
723
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:29,996
Alex Reed.
724
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,230
Alex Reed.
725
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,350
Reed.
726
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,306
President Nelson was really
727
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,265
impressed with what you're doing
728
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,645
with your department.
729
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,001
Glad to hear it, Dean.
730
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,320
Glad to hear it, Dean.
731
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,319
And he wants to make sure
732
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:38,900
that you have all the funds
733
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,114
you need.
734
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:41,995
Well, that's fantastic.
735
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,070
Well, that's fantastic.
736
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,105
You know, you might
737
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,448
want to consider hiring
738
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,913
Mr. Darren as your PR rep.
739
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,952
Julius?
740
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,615
Evidently he spoke highly
741
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,583
and convincingly of your
742
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:50,913
capabilities.
743
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,286
I had no idea you started
744
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:53,924
the midnight tutoring sessions
745
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:54,000
for our student insomniacs.
746
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,830
For our student insomniacs.
747
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,958
Well, you know I don't like
748
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,335
to toot my own horn.
749
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,001
Well, you better get better
750
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,420
Well, you better get better
751
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,716
at it.
752
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,759
Luckily Mr. Darren was there
753
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,551
to do it for you.
754
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,995
That's a good friend.
755
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,970
That's a good friend.
756
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,604
Yeah, you're right, Dean.
757
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,391
He is a good friend.
758
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,934
By the way, do you happen to
759
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,687
have Dr. Winter's phone number?
760
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,269
No. Not on me.
761
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,995
Hey, thanks for the call, Dean.
762
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,570
Hey, thanks for the call, Dean.
763
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,398
That was just a waste of
764
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:23,997
our time.
765
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,450
Our time.
766
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,450
Seriously.
767
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,031
I coulda been on a real date.
768
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,075
Hey. Hey, guys.
769
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,331
What do you want?
770
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:35,996
Were you afraid I dragged your
771
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,670
were you afraid I dragged your
772
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,210
Dean down here after I took him
773
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:38,884
to a hotel, tied him to the bed,
774
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,001
and made him call me "mommy"?
775
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,130
And made him call me "mommy"?
776
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,005
You know what hurts
777
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,471
the most, man?
778
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,761
Here I am tryin' to be your
779
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,894
village, and you treat me
780
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:48,000
like the village idiot.
781
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,260
Like the village idiot.
782
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,597
I guess I should apologize for
783
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,732
bein' a self-made millionaire
784
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,598
that doesn't have a college
785
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,004
degree.
786
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,390
Degree.
787
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,596
No, Julius, i--
788
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,556
Well, at least he doesn't
789
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,515
think that you would sleep with
790
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,685
his boss just because you're 38,
791
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,002
single, and peri-menopausal.
792
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,900
Single, and peri-menopausal.
793
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:02,484
Let me make something clear to
794
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,858
you, okay?
795
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,004
I am a flirt.
796
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,410
I am a flirt.
797
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,028
I'm not desperate, okay?
798
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,445
And tonight I used my expert
799
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,033
skills to impress upon
800
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,997
your Dean how amazing you are.
801
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,120
Your Dean how amazing you are.
802
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,003
Wow.
803
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,630
Wow.
804
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,839
You really think I'm amazing?
805
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,008
Not anymore.
806
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:23,998
No, but I am open to accepting
807
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,880
no, but I am open to accepting
808
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,926
an apology if it's accompanied
809
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,999
by two fifth row tickets to see
810
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,550
by two fifth row tickets to see
811
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:35,478
"spiderman," the musical.
812
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:35,999
Oh, those tickets are
813
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,310
Oh, those tickets are
814
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,813
kinda steep.
815
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,315
Of course, not for you.
816
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:41,998
Okay.
817
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,610
Okay.
818
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:42,941
We cool then.
819
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,315
All right.
820
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,992
Julius, my man.
821
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,001
What can I do for you?
822
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,110
What can I do for you?
823
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,368
You know, man, maybe we've
824
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,579
all changed too much to even
825
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,699
continue this friendship.
826
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,985
What are you talkin' about?
827
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,038
No. No.
828
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,910
I'm votin' myself off
829
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,156
the island.
830
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,577
Leavin' the village.
831
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,996
Extinguishin' my own torch.
832
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,964
Oh!
833
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:05,995
Hey, pop.
834
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,090
Hey, pop.
835
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:06,923
Yeah?
836
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,087
Where's Keenan?
837
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,675
I sent him to bed.
838
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,891
He was exhausted.
839
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:12,000
And you don't have to whisper--
840
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,010
and you don't have to whisper--
841
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,477
she's dead to the world.
842
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,808
I told Keenan he had to sleep
843
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,003
in Alexis' room until she got
844
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,350
in Alexis' room until she got
845
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,476
over the wolf thing.
846
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,062
Yeah, and you told Alexis
847
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,056
no more scary movies, you told
848
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,997
kaci no boys in the bedroom,
849
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,480
kaci no boys in the bedroom,
850
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,276
and remember you told me
851
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,360
to invest in ask jeeves.
852
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:29,996
You know what that means?
853
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,030
You know what that means?
854
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,824
You should've invested in
855
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,067
Google?
856
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,777
Son, it means you're good at
857
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,697
tellin' everybody how to do
858
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,695
things your way.
859
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:35,996
God forbid your rules are
860
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,700
god forbid your rules are
861
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,577
broken.
862
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,583
You're just not good at dealin'
863
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,714
with things, unless they're done
864
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,750
your way.
865
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,333
Because in my house, my way
866
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:41,997
has always been the best way.
867
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,960
Has always been the best way.
868
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,883
Son, don't know if you
869
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:45,842
noticed, but things have changed
870
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:46,131
around here.
871
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:46,923
We're all learning and we're all
872
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:47,965
trying.
873
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:48,968
And if you want things to work,
874
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,009
you need to get flexible, quick.
875
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,433
No, what we need is some
876
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,681
stability around here.
877
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,002
The kind you had before Carla
878
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,220
The kind you had before Carla
879
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,425
went out west?
880
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,018
Yeah.
881
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,194
[Sighing]
882
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,324
I don't know what happened, man.
883
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,004
I'm just feelin' lost.
884
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,870
I'm just feelin' lost.
885
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,199
If I'm honest with myself,
886
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,995
here's my problem, all right?
887
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,790
Here's my problem, all right?
888
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,331
Carla went out west and she got
889
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,174
her dream job.
890
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,000
I'm still not happy about it.
891
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,130
I'm still not happy about it.
892
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,551
Why'd you agree to it?
893
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,550
What do you think would've
894
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,001
happened to my marriage
895
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,550
happened to my marriage
896
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,222
if I'd said no?
897
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,390
What's happening to it now?
898
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,808
You got a point.
899
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,392
You're taking care of my kids
900
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,016
and my friends are taking care
901
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,001
of me.
902
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,100
Of me.
903
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,016
Bet you never thought you'd have
904
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:48,004
to raise me all over again, huh?
905
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,360
To raise me all over again, huh?
906
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,942
Well, at least you're potty
907
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,858
trained this time.
908
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:53,996
Both: [Laughing]
909
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,740
Both: [Laughing]
910
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,124
I'm happy to be here for you.
911
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,662
That means a lot, dad.
912
00:17:59,745 --> 00:17:59,995
Well, your mom's here for
913
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,620
Well, your mom's here for
914
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,254
you, too.
915
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,831
Well, as soon as she gets back
916
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,997
from Equatorial Guinea.
917
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,170
From Equatorial Guinea.
918
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,592
And before she leaves for nome,
919
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,420
Nebraska.
920
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,295
Alaska.
921
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:10,760
That's what I said.
922
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,999
I know.
923
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,090
I know.
924
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,184
Hey, could you do me a favor?
925
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,008
No.
926
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,433
You mind calling Julius
927
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,002
and inviting him for dinner
928
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,260
and inviting him for dinner
929
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,257
tomorrow?
930
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,468
I would do it myself,
931
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,097
but I think he'll just threaten
932
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,773
to extinguish my torch.
933
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,002
Uh-oh, sounds like you messed
934
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,060
Uh-oh, sounds like you messed
935
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,145
up bad.
936
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,270
Yup.
937
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,686
And you might want to throw in
938
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,004
a pecan pie, too.
939
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,980
A pecan pie, too.
940
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:31,568
I thought sweet potato was
941
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,072
his favorite?
942
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,072
Oh, it is.
943
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,493
The pecan pie's for me.
944
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,002
All of it.
945
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,950
All of it.
946
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,952
Both: [Laughing]
947
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:38,623
Goodnight.
948
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,790
All right, goodnight.
949
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,245
Alex [thinking]:
950
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,382
Every village has an idiot.
951
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:47,999
And maybe, just maybe that's
952
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210
and maybe, just maybe that's
953
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,054
been me lately.
954
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,001
Sometimes you have to accept
955
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,130
sometimes you have to accept
956
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,006
help how it comes, instead of
957
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,434
having rules about what it has
958
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,002
to look like.
959
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,260
To look like.
960
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,767
My point?
961
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,269
When your life's in turmoil,
962
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,000
let go of the rules.
963
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,400
Let go of the rules.
964
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,689
I just talked to Robert.
965
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:09,612
He's suing you for emotional
966
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,900
distress.
967
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,106
Alex: Or start making
968
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,236
new rules.
969
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,002
Big, harsh, nearly
970
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,490
big, harsh, nearly
971
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,286
unenforceable ones.
972
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,289
That little outburst just got
973
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,000
you grounded 'til you're 35,
974
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,290
you grounded 'til you're 35,
975
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,211
young lady!
976
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,004
♪
977
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:35,050
♪
978
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,650
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