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Ahoy, Matey.
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Ahoy, Matey.
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Gosh.
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What are you doing?
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Me be ready for Alexis' field
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trip.
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Trip.
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Now, pack up ye britches whilst
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I eat me dinner.
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Carla, don't eat that.
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That Turkey leg is almost five
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days old.
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Ahh, smells fine to me,
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Matey.
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Pack up your gear.
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Pack up your gear.
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Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
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Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
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I don't know, babe.
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I'm having second thoughts about
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chaperoning this overnight thing
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for Alexis.
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Yeah, when Mr. Guillory first
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Yeah, when Mr. Guillory first
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asked us to read up on pirates,
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oh, I don't know.
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I was a little annoyed.
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You?
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Look, I give homework
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look, I give homework
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assignments.
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I don't take them.
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Yeah, I know, but once I
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started reading, it was actually
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really fascinating.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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I'm serious.
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I think it's gonna be fun.
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I mean, Alex, come on.
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I got an eye patch and a Turkey
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leg.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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You know, being trapped
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overnight with a bunch of
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seven-year-olds and you with an
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seven-year-olds and you with an
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eye patch and Turkey leg sounds
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like a lot of fun.
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[Laughter]
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I've got a lot of work to do,
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babe.
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I know, but you always work.
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Alex, you need to blow off some
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steam.
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All right, but next year, if
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the field trip does not involve
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the field trip does not involve
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a big-screen TV, a football
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game, and an open bar, i'm
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staying home.
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Arr.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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[Laughs]
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[Camera beeping]
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All right, and what are you
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two doing?
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Documenting any damage in the
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house.
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That way, when you two come back
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from the field trip, you can't
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accuse us of anything we didn't
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do.
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Oh, scuff Mark on the
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southeast section of the living
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room.
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Room.
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Dad, can you initial here, here,
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and sign right here?
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What?
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What?
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Wait.
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Since when was there a grape
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juice stain in the den?
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That's not important.
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The point is, it was here before
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the point is, it was here before
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you guys left us home alone.
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Keenan, be quiet before mom
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and dad change their minds.
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Okay, Ms. Helen and Gabby's
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Okay, Ms. Helen and Gabby's
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numbers are on the fridge in
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case of emergency.
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There are first aid kits
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upstairs in the bathroom and
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upstairs in the bathroom and
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in the kitchen, and there's fire
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extinguishers right by the door.
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Mom, mom, it is just
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overnight, okay?
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You guys will be back in time
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you guys will be back in time
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for breakfast.
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All right, guys, you know the
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rules: No fighting and no
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company.
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Now, I left $20 on the fridge
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now, I left $20 on the fridge
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so you can order a pizza for
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dinner.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I made dinner for them.
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It's actually in the
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refrigerator.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you, mom.
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Hey, here's an extra 5 to
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Hey, here's an extra 5 to
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order bread sticks.
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Ahh, I could get used to
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having my own place,
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having my own place,
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no one to answer to, doing
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whatever I want.
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Look, kaci.
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Look, kaci.
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What's that?
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Put my feet down?
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Put my feet down?
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Oh.
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Oh, wait, wait.
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I can be as comfortable as I
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want to be, and there's no one
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here to stop me.
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Here to stop me.
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[Laughs]
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Wait, look at me.
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Look at me.
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I'm drinking grape juice and
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eating chocolate on the couch,
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eating chocolate on the couch,
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and I didn't even get a
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coaster.
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Oops, I missed.
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Oops, I missed.
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Okay, but you do know that
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you are gonna have to pick that
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up.
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Yeah, but not until tomorrow.
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Yeah, but not until tomorrow.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Want to get that?
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Hey, sheena.
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Here's your book, kaci.
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All right, thanks.
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I cannot believe I left my
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biology book at school.
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I'll go get those notes that you
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wanted.
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Wanted.
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What's up, sheena?
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So what you got going on this
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so what you got going on this
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weekend?
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Nothing.
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My weekend's kind of dead.
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What about you?
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Oh, well, my parents are out
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of town for the night.
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Of town for the night.
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah, so I have to hold
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it down here, you know, make
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sure nothing happens to my
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little sister.
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I thought you two were twins.
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I thought you two were twins.
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We are.
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We are, but, you know, I am the
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we are, but, you know, I am the
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protector.
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Wow.
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You've been working out.
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Oh, yeah, just a little bit.
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Oh, yeah, just a little bit.
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So you want something to drink?
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The kitchen is right over there.
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I'm fine.
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So you two have the house all to
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so you two have the house all to
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yourselves?
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Yeah, why?
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You should totally throw a
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You should totally throw a
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party.
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Uh, what's that about a
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party?
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You're teenagers with a big
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house all to yourselves.
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House all to yourselves.
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It's practically criminal to not
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take advantage of it.
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No, I don't think that's such
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a good idea.
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A good idea.
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I mean, our parents trust us.
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We don't want to mess that up.
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[Cell phone rings]
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It's too late.
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Gira and hakeem are already
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Gira and hakeem are already
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on their way.
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Come on.
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It's just a few people.
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How old are you guys, 14 or 40?
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How old are you guys, 14 or 40?
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All right, I guess a few
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people couldn't hurt.
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Okay, but only a few.
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Okay, but only a few.
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[Upbeat music]
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Um, hey, Keenan, I'm not sure
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Um, hey, Keenan, I'm not sure
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this was a good idea.
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I'm having too much fun to
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care.
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Go, Keenan.
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[Together] Go, Keenan.
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[Together] Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Go, Keenan.
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Babe, are you okay?
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Babe, are you okay?
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No, I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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Please, it's--I'm fine.
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I told you not to eat that
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Turkey leg.
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It's fine.
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I'm--oh, god.
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I'm--oh, god.
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Okay, class, so we have a
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special guest with us here
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tonight, the famous privateer
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Christopher Newport, who's
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Christopher Newport, who's
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here to help us bring history to
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life.
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[Applause]
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yay.
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Okay, so...
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Okay, so...
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Okay, excuse me.
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Okay, class, why don't we
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Okay, class, why don't we
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take a little break while the
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famous privateer Christopher
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Newport searches the vessel for
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Newport searches the vessel for
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Spanish treasures?
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Spanish treasures?
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Is mommy going to be okay?
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Yeah, she's gonna be fine,
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honey.
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I have the feel it has something
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to do with that week-old Turkey
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to do with that week-old Turkey
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leg I told her not to eat.
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Hey, Alex, do you think maybe
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Hey, Alex, do you think maybe
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you can finish the presentation?
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Me?
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Why can't you do it?
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Well, Carla did the homework.
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Well, Carla did the homework.
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Here.
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I can't read her handwriting.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Ahh, good one.
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All right, class, okay, quiet
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down, okay?
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Mr. Reed is gonna tell us about
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some more of Christopher
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Newport's adventures.
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Newport's adventures.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, uh, "the--the pirate ship
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okay, uh, "the--the pirate ship
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attacked over a dozen Spanish
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ships, and most of the gold and
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ships, and most of the gold and
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the spices were given to the
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English crown with the
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privateers only taking a small
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privateers only taking a small
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portion of...
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Taking a small portion of...
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Taking a small portion of...
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The loot!
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The loot!
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But on particular expedition,
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Christopher Newport spied the
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Christopher Newport spied the
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most prized ship in the Spanish
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armada, the Isabella.
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Armada, the Isabella.
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Boom!
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Her Cannon roared.
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Boom! Boom!
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Boom! Boom!
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His Cannon roared."
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[Light funky music]
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♪ didn't I make you feel ♪
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♪ didn't I make you feel ♪
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♪ like you were the only man ♪
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♪ like you were the only man ♪
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♪ yeah-ahh ♪
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♪ didn't I give you ♪
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♪ didn't I give you ♪
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♪ nearly everything ♪
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♪ a woman possibly can ♪
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♪ honey you know I did ♪
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I didn't know kaci was such a
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I didn't know kaci was such a
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good singer.
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Yeah, talent runs in our
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family.
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I could tell by the way that
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you were dancing.
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You were dancing.
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Well, you know.
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It's in the blood.
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It's in the blood.
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Nice.
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I'm thirsty.
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Oh, well, water is in the
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kitchen.
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Kitchen.
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The kitchen's over there, and
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the water's in the refrigerator.
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Can you show me?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Excuse me, latonia.
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Excuse me, latonia.
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♪ take another little piece ♪
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♪ of my heart now darling ♪
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♪ please yeah ♪
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Do you have any water
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upstairs...in your bedroom,
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upstairs...in your bedroom,
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maybe?
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No.
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Why would I have water in my
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bedroom?
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No, silly.
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No, silly.
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Maybe we can go up there and...
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You know.
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No, I don't know.
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No, I don't know.
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What--there's nothing to do up
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there.
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You want to do what?
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You want to do what?
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♪ looking good ♪
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♪ but baby deep down ♪
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♪ in your heart ♪
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♪ I guess you know ♪
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♪ it ain't right ♪
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♪ never, never, never ♪
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♪ never hear me when I cry ♪
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♪ never hear me when I cry ♪
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♪ break another ♪
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♪ little piece of my heart ♪
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♪ now darling ♪
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♪ now darling ♪
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♪ please yeah ♪
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♪ have another little piece ♪
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♪ of my heart now baby ♪
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♪ of my heart now baby ♪
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Everybody, party's over.
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Leave.
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Keenan, come on, man.
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Why you trippin'?
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I'm not trippin', okay?
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I'm not trippin', okay?
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You were right.
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This whole party was wrong.
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Everybody leave.
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Thank you for coming.
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Get out.
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Bye, Keenan.
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Bye, Keenan.
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See ya.
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Wait, sheena.
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What happened with you and
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my brother?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Isn't that right, Keenan?
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Keenan, what was sheena
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talking about?
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Nothing.
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Let's clean up.
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Let's clean up.
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Mom and dad will be here in the
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morning.
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This was a huge mistake.
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Keenan...
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Keenan...
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All right, I went upstairs
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with sheena.
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Why?
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Why?
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She wanted to...Do it.
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What do you mean, she wanted
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What do you mean, she wanted
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to do it?
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I don't--
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Kaci, how many "its" are
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there?
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Wait, she wanted to have sex
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with you?
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With you?
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Oh, my...
450
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Wait, I had no idea that sheena
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was like that.
452
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:05,999
Well, she is.
453
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,110
Well, she is.
454
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,029
Well...
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Did you guys...
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Did you guys...
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No.
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I thought I would have wanted
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to, but I didn't.
460
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:17,995
Wow, I can't believe sheena
461
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,660
Wow, I can't believe sheena
462
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,583
wanted to do that...
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00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,790
And with you, like, out of all
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people--
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Okay, all right, I don't want
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to talk about it.
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To talk about it.
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"The privateers swarmed the
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captain of the Isabelle.
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They fight hand-to-hand."
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They fight hand-to-hand."
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Take that and that and that.
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00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,165
Hey, what's that?
474
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,717
Ahh, got you.
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00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,000
"But soon the crew of the
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"But soon the crew of the
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Isabella is overwhelmed, and
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the English take the ship."
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You want some of--you want
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00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,970
some of this.
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00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:41,997
Wait, wait, wait.
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00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,520
Wait, wait, wait.
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Augh, wait.
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00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:46,345
Augh, no, no, no.
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Oh.
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00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,003
Ohhhh.
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00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,690
Ohhhh.
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"The captain presents queen
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Elizabeth the first with the
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treasure they took from the
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Spanish.
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00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,150
Spanish.
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00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:55,737
And as a reward for their
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00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,741
bravery and service to the
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00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,782
crown, Newport and his crew are
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knighted."
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00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,870
Knighted."
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00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:06,001
I dub thee lord of Newport.
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00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,040
I dub thee lord of Newport.
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00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,884
"And that is the history
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00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,669
of the amazing ship."
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00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,003
Okay, class, come on, let's
503
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,960
okay, class, come on, let's
504
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,757
thank Alexis' parent--yay--
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00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,390
for helping us bring history to
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life.
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00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,002
And now it's time for all you
508
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,510
And now it's time for all you
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00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,216
little pirates to go brush your
510
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,215
teeth.
511
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:22,886
Okay, give me your swords.
512
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,003
Give me your knives.
513
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,890
Give me your knives.
514
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:25,725
Give me your knives.
515
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,600
Give me your swords.
516
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,435
Thank you.
517
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,060
Thank you.
518
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:29,996
Oh, all right.
519
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,520
Oh, all right.
520
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,766
I'm so glad you came.
521
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,937
You're the best daddy I ever
522
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,185
had, and now everybody knows it.
523
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:35,997
Oh, what?
524
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,070
Oh, what?
525
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,453
That was nice.
526
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,490
Oh, well, I feel better.
527
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,454
You feel better?
528
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,004
I'm feeling so much better.
529
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,580
I'm feeling so much better.
530
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,410
Thank you so much for covering
531
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,044
for me.
532
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,580
No, I should be thanking you
533
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,923
for make me take time off work.
534
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:48,000
I should do this more often.
535
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,620
I should do this more often.
536
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:52,587
Yeah, well, good,
537
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,170
because I signed you up to
538
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,004
chaperone the strawberry-picking
539
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,420
chaperone the strawberry-picking
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00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,336
field trip next weekend.
541
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,175
Uh, is there a big-screen TV
542
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,000
on the strawberry field?
543
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,010
On the strawberry field?
544
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:00,854
We talked about that.
545
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,428
Alex...
546
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,103
Open bar?
547
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,680
Alex...
548
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:04,894
Oh, come on.
549
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,684
Good morning.
550
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:05,996
Good morning.
551
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,520
Good morning.
552
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,270
Thank you.
553
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,391
Good morning.
554
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,437
How was the field trip?
555
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,060
It was great.
556
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,996
I beat dad in a sword fight.
557
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,060
I beat dad in a sword fight.
558
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,318
Yes, you did, sweet stuff.
559
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,689
Now, go put your stuff away.
560
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,685
Okay.
561
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,997
You know, it looks really
562
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,900
You know, it looks really
563
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,488
clean in here.
564
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,783
Why?
565
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,826
Why does there have to be a
566
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:23,998
reason to clean up?
567
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,790
Reason to clean up?
568
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,699
Uh-huh.
569
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,037
Hey, dad, whatcha looking
570
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,003
for?
571
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,250
For?
572
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,212
I don't know.
573
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:31,832
You tell me.
574
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,837
There's nothing to tell.
575
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,459
Mm.
576
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:35,996
So you and Alexis had a sword
577
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,210
So you and Alexis had a sword
578
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,468
fight, huh?
579
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,219
That's got to be an interesting
580
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,470
story.
581
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,002
How did you like being home
582
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,640
How did you like being home
583
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,760
alone for the first time?
584
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,426
It was weird, kind of lonely.
585
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:47,996
Yeah, well, now you know how
586
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,060
Yeah, well, now you know how
587
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,643
I feel every time--
588
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,018
thank you--
589
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,003
you and your sister go for a
590
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,320
you and your sister go for a
591
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,108
sleepover.
592
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:55,981
I don't know how I'm gonna
593
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,396
handle it when you guys grow up
594
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,645
and move out.
595
00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,996
Me either.
596
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,200
Me either.
597
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:01,990
You want to help me count
598
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:02,242
those?
599
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:02,743
Yeah, sure.
600
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,123
Okay.
601
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:05,831
So what did you guys do
602
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,000
while we were gone?
603
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,950
While we were gone?
604
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,867
Nothing much.
605
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:11,996
Mom, can I ask you something?
606
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,290
Mom, can I ask you something?
607
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,035
Sure.
608
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,376
Is there something wrong with
609
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,762
a guy if a girl wants to have
610
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:17,998
sex, but he gets scared?
611
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,840
Sex, but he gets scared?
612
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,085
I mean, shouldn't it be the
613
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:23,797
other way around?
614
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:23,996
Well, I mean, that depends on
615
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,100
Well, I mean, that depends on
616
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:26,760
a lot of things.
617
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,997
Is it their first time?
618
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,310
Is it their first time?
619
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,772
Yeah, for the guy,
620
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,022
but I'm not really sure about
621
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,774
the girl.
622
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:35,996
What exactly are we talking
623
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,860
What exactly are we talking
624
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,481
about, sweetie?
625
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,357
Is there something you want to
626
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:39,943
tell me?
627
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,317
No, no, no, forget it.
628
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,003
It's no big deal.
629
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,110
It's no big deal.
630
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,566
Oh, okay, so--wait.
631
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,196
It's forgotten, totally
632
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,411
forgotten, but just to answer
633
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,003
your question,
634
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,910
your question,
635
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,584
there's nothing wrong with you.
636
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,874
Me?
637
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:53,997
I never said anything about me.
638
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,330
I never said anything about me.
639
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,076
No, no, I was talking in
640
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:55,377
general.
641
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:55,959
I was talking in general.
642
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,883
So the--the guy, you know, if--
643
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,003
if...
644
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,050
If...
645
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,431
If he's not ready, then he
646
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,839
shouldn't do it.
647
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,997
I mean, a guy's first time
648
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,180
I mean, a guy's first time
649
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,183
should be--should be special.
650
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:09,765
Right.
651
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,098
Right.
652
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,522
Thanks, mom.
653
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,000
Sure.
654
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,690
Sure.
655
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:17,999
Hey, hey, if...
656
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,400
Hey, hey, if...
657
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,025
You ever want to, you know,
658
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,002
tell me a little more about what
659
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,610
tell me a little more about what
660
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,067
happened with the, you know, the
661
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,906
guy--that guy,
662
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,003
i'm...
663
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,660
I'm...
664
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:35,955
I'm always here, okay?
665
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:36,921
Dad, what is the big deal?
666
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,301
Keenan, kaci, now, which one
667
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,759
of you want to tell me about the
668
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:41,999
little party you had?
669
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,300
Little party you had?
670
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:42,971
What makes you think we had a
671
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,378
party?
672
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,756
What makes me think you had a
673
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:46,303
party?
674
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,995
You didn't use the money I left.
675
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,760
You didn't use the money I left.
676
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,426
Okay, now, I'm guessing one
677
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,854
pizza didn't feed enough of you
678
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,482
and your friends, and you were
679
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:53,999
too cheap to spend your own
680
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,600
too cheap to spend your own
681
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,055
money, and, Carla, I found this
682
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,767
in the trash can in bathroom
683
00:14:59,857 --> 00:14:59,997
downstairs.
684
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
Downstairs.
685
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,072
It's just a water bottle,
686
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:02,321
dad.
687
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,941
A plastic water bottle,
688
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,998
Keenan, and there is no way that
689
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,030
Keenan, and there is no way that
690
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:09,203
kaci would let a plastic water
691
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,703
bottle go unrecycled.
692
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:11,995
I might have been about to
693
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,450
I might have been about to
694
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,076
recycle when you walked in.
695
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,832
Which brings me to the clean
696
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,174
house.
697
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:17,999
We walk in, and you're cleaning
698
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,880
we walk in, and you're cleaning
699
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,630
house?
700
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,302
That can only mean you're hiding
701
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,000
something.
702
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,010
Something.
703
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,680
Well?
704
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,639
Well, it's an interesting
705
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,508
theory, but personally, I
706
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:29,995
think--
707
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,100
think--
708
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,009
Yeah, well, you know what?
709
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,216
We might go easy on the first
710
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,977
one of you who confesses.
711
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:35,639
It was Keenan's idea.
712
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:35,996
Kaci did it.
713
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,480
Kaci did it.
714
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,730
Wow.
715
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,901
All right, I am so very
716
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,149
disappointed in you two.
717
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:41,861
I will deal with you later.
718
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,000
Go upstairs.
719
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,030
Go upstairs.
720
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,003
Hmm.
721
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,080
Hmm.
722
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,081
[Laughs]
723
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:56,413
I knew it.
724
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,457
I knew the minute we told them
725
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,001
we were gonna be away overnight.
726
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,040
We were gonna be away overnight.
727
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,206
I could practically hear the
728
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,924
wheels turning in their heads.
729
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:05,995
I got them.
730
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,720
I got them.
731
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,969
Yeah.
732
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,970
Hey, hey, babe, you okay?
733
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,262
Your stomach bothering you
734
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:11,925
again?
735
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,562
Some girl tried to get Keenan
736
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:15,931
to have sex.
737
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,996
Keenan who?
738
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,140
Keenan who?
739
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,147
Our Keenan.
740
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,689
Listen, apparently, some girl
741
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,943
tried to get him to sleep with
742
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:24,944
her at the party, and he got
743
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,485
scared, and he didn't do it.
744
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,950
Wow.
745
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:30,240
Wow?
746
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,202
That's all you have to say?
747
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,032
Babe, our boy is growing up
748
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,907
right before our eyes.
749
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:36,004
Aww, and you know it's gonna
750
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,120
aww, and you know it's gonna
751
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,455
happen, eventually, and, I mean,
752
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,041
then what?
753
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,875
Then what?
754
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:41,999
Oh, my god.
755
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,250
Oh, my god.
756
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,054
Oh, god, then there's kaci.
757
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,089
Ohhhh.
758
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,001
[Gasps]
759
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,090
[Gasps]
760
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,724
And Alexis.
761
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,642
Oh, god.
762
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,220
Oh, babe.
763
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,003
Oh, Carla, Carla, Carla,
764
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,260
Oh, Carla, Carla, Carla,
765
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:55,597
wait, babe.
766
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,891
Hold on.
767
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:57,434
No, listen.
768
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,096
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
769
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:58,433
Oh, god.
770
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,687
Hold on.
771
00:16:59,768 --> 00:16:59,998
Slow down, turbo.
772
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,650
Slow down, turbo.
773
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,399
Okay, now, before you have
774
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,000
Alexis with six kids on the talk
775
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,070
Alexis with six kids on the talk
776
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,820
show, let me finish.
777
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:08,821
They're so small.
778
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,742
Listen.
779
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,001
I said "wow," because Keenan
780
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,320
I said "wow," because Keenan
781
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:13,987
didn't do it.
782
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,084
Think about it.
783
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,579
He did exactly what we taught
784
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,001
him: Not to have sex until he
785
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,870
him: Not to have sex until he
786
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:20,205
was ready.
787
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,999
And he came and told you about
788
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,500
and he came and told you about
789
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,125
it.
790
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,340
Ohhh.
791
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,760
We gave our son a game plan
792
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,999
for life, and he followed it.
793
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,050
For life, and he followed it.
794
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,594
We must be doing something
795
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,177
right.
796
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,001
Ohhh, yeah.
797
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,140
Ohhh, yeah.
798
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:36,391
Mm.
799
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:41,442
Mmm.
800
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:41,998
Oh, god, everybody knows.
801
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,310
Oh, god, everybody knows.
802
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,306
No, okay, it's just in your
803
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:45,557
head.
804
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:45,977
Let's go.
805
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,004
Come on.
806
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,320
Come on.
807
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,952
Hey, Keenan, it's good to see
808
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:53,780
that you're not afraid of all
809
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,004
girls.
810
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,360
Girls.
811
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,408
Whatever, man.
812
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,241
I didn't want to do anything
813
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,525
with sheena, so I didn't.
814
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,408
And what Disney Princess
815
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,754
movie are you from?
816
00:17:59,828 --> 00:17:59,998
I'm just kidding with you, dog.
817
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,750
I'm just kidding with you, dog.
818
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,500
I mean, she's probably not his
819
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,381
type...being a girl and all.
820
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:05,999
Whoa.
821
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,040
Whoa.
822
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,416
Okay, my brother likes girls,
823
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,003
all right?
824
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,296
Leave him alone.
825
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,589
Like you've been with a ton of
826
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,222
girls.
827
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:11,998
I have been.
828
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,050
I have been.
829
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,302
Yeah, right.
830
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,593
Michelle said she tried to hold
831
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,296
your hand at the movies, and you
832
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,255
started sweating like you stole
833
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:17,996
something.
834
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,560
Something.
835
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,139
[Laughter]
836
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,353
Okay, whoa.
837
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,932
I know you're not laughing,
838
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:22,517
Devin.
839
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,691
You made everybody think that
840
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:23,999
you and Rita did it, okay, when
841
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,480
you and Rita did it, okay, when
842
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,812
the only "it" you two did was
843
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857
agree to not tell people that
844
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,230
your grandmother chaperoned your
845
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:29,996
date.
846
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,230
Date.
847
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:34,197
Devin, you lied?
848
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,999
They're all liars and fakers,
849
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,200
They're all liars and fakers,
850
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:36,491
Keenan.
851
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,083
They're all trying to be big
852
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,658
men, when the only real man is
853
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,293
the one who told the truth.
854
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,000
Who's that?
855
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,290
Who's that?
856
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,161
You, moron.
857
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:44,998
Oh.
858
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,002
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
859
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,004
Later, losers.
860
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,760
Later, losers.
861
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,219
Thanks, kaci, but I don't need
862
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:53,998
you to fight my battles.
863
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,090
You to fight my battles.
864
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,934
Okay, well, it wasn't your
865
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:56,589
battle.
866
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,007
You diss one of us, and you diss
867
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,995
both of us, and I, for one, I
868
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,390
both of us, and I, for one, I
869
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,852
don't like being dissed.
870
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,562
Hey, Keenan, I just wanted
871
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,272
you to know that I think it's
872
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,001
nice the way you dealt with
873
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,270
nice the way you dealt with
874
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,103
sheena.
875
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,227
Don't listen to those other
876
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,113
guys.
877
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,359
Thanks, nataya.
878
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,001
If you want, maybe we could
879
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,690
If you want, maybe we could
880
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,936
hang out sometime.
881
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,487
I'd really like that, but
882
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,151
because kaci and I threw that
883
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,998
party, we're grounded until we
884
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,990
party, we're grounded until we
885
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:19,374
graduate...
886
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,119
College.
887
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,002
Oh, well, call me sometime?
888
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,750
Oh, well, call me sometime?
889
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,621
Yeah, we can't use the phone
890
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,117
either...
891
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:27,537
Or email...
892
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,004
Or text, so...
893
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,340
Or text, so...
894
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,459
Wow, that sucks for you.
895
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,997
I guess I'd better get to class.
896
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,760
I guess I'd better get to class.
897
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,892
Think she'll wait for me?
898
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,549
You're not that cute.
899
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,996
Speak for yourself.
900
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,680
Speak for yourself.
901
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,765
Queen Elizabeth...
902
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,350
Yes?
903
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,194
Please give me thine hand in
904
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:47,519
matrimony.
905
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,003
Alas, sir Dudley, I cannot,
906
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,190
Alas, sir Dudley, I cannot,
907
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,003
for my privy council, William
908
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,490
for my privy council, William
909
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,359
Cecil, has advised agaaaainst
910
00:19:59,448 --> 00:19:59,998
it.
911
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,030
It.
912
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:01,656
But why?
913
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,202
He loves you.
914
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,454
Well, why?
915
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,786
You have to wait for part two,
916
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,001
sweetie.
917
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,790
Sweetie.
918
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,582
It's time for you to go to bed.
919
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,535
Oh, man.
920
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,125
Yep.
921
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,998
Come on, good night kisses.
922
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,920
Come on, good night kisses.
923
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:13,673
Both: Muah!
924
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,344
Both: Muah!
925
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,381
[Laughs]
926
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:17,996
All right.
927
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,470
All right.
928
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,220
Well, it's time for us to go to
929
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,262
bed too.
930
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,676
Aww, man.
931
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,004
Well, I'll tell you what.
932
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,020
Well, I'll tell you what.
933
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,308
You get to leave the crown on.
934
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,941
Ohh, sir Dudley.
935
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,560
After you.
936
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,146
Oh, please.
937
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,020
Yes, please.
938
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,995
Thank you.
939
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,110
Thank you.
940
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,710
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